Have any of you ever won the lottery? I certainly haven't.#shorts

Wait! Your toonie.

Oh no, sorry. It's not mine. I don't carry cash. Like ever.

Okay. No way.

What no way?

Appa, I just won $500 with a toonie I found!

You buy scratch ticket from here?

Yeah.

You not win $500.

Yes, I did.

You walk at the store? You can't win prize from500. Yes I did. You work at the store?

You can't win prize from store.

So we all have to suffer because of one guy.

No, not all suffer.

Just you.

Rip up.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm getting my toonie back.

You find the toonie in my store? My toonie.

I won.

Holy shit! That's one in a million! I don't think those were the odds, but I can't claim it because of lottery rules.

Ah, the bureaucracy.

Just that if someone went to cash it for me, I could get the money.

Ah.

We could split it. We could split it.

Yes!