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Let me fix it. Come here.
What was that about? It is kind of weird looking.
Stop slapping me.
Seriously, stop. They're such a happy couple. Look at them.
Okay.
Aw, they're bonding.
Do you guys ever wish you were... You knew when you were in the good old days? What?
What the f***?
That's what you're talking about, dude. Alex does.
Who's Andy?
Andy.
Anytime...
Andy? Anytime no one knows what Matt's talking about, always looks at Al like you understand right? To get like a approval. Yeah he's like, Al that's normal right? Here's I'm cultured it's okay. Oh okay. Yeah. As Benny would say. Yeah but it's still like 20 like 24. Yeah it's a big leap. Oh you've got three months. That's crazy because you know when I was 16 I remember how I looked at like 24 yearolds and it was not good. I was like, dang. Like, Peyton Chase, like when they were older and I was like 16, I was like, dang, y'all old, man.
Y'all old, old.
Yeah.
16? I'm not kidding. You're going to be like 21 before you know it. And you're going to be like, wait, why am I not like I'm like 18, 19. I don't feel like I'm 22. I never, ever, ever want to go back to that time of life. What do you mean like?
Like say for instance, you went outside and you like cut someone's brakes. That'd be a pretty bad thing.
Yeah, you can't cut anybody's brakes, it's their tires.
Or you were one time 15 years old and you really wanted some makeup from Walmart, but you didn't have any money So instead of just not getting the makeup you decided to shoplift it for four months straight
And then you decided that shoplifting worked out really well. So you kept doing it and you started taking clothes. That'd be bad
You were born in 1999 that would be really bad
Probably really bad. Oh You really be really bad. Dang, you really were born and started with a 19?
Yeah. That's how you know you old. Well the other day there's like a, because I'm a junior this year, there's like a thing where the seniors like they tag the juniors cars so they like put tons of like condiments and eggs and all the stuff those cars and everybody in
Container still no, yeah, so everybody every they made like a they called it chum and they like put like
Like cat food. They got chum tuna
So it's like it's like the night before our first day of school so
everybody in our area knows where my house is and I knew I was gonna be hit so me and a friend...
You knew that it was coming for you?
Yeah, yeah. So me and one of my friends, we sat in like the bushes. There's like a bunch of... my yard is very like full of landscaping stuff. Like there's a lot of trees and stuff. So we hid behind this big bush and we see like six trucks pull up.
And people are like in the back.
You're outnumbered.
Yeah, no, so people are in the backs of the trucks and stuff. And they pull a little past my house and everybody gets out. It's probably like 60 people.
Oh my gosh.
You're so good. As soon as they enter. No, as soon as they, as soon as they enter, oh, we baited them. We put the friend who was staying with me, we put his car like right up to the front of the driveway.
So they would come in there.
So then we get his car?
Why didn't you just move your car somewhere else?
No, because let's just started like putting in my driveway. Was this the other day? Yeah. Oh. And so we we had a whole thing of eggs and a BB gun. I didn't shoot them. I had it in my hand and we come behind and everybody starts screaming and running and and so everybody's screaming and running and this one girl thought that she had aura and she was just walking walking off the property so like we were nailing them with eggs but she got one straight to the back of her head.
Oh, eggs hurt. Yeah. Dang, one time we had an egg fight and we accidentally put the eggs in the freezer and so they were frozen. So when we said go, people were getting knocked out. Boom! It was crazy. And we were like nine, so our mom put them in the freezer. Yeah, you just had kids.
It was like, all the kids are like, okay, three, two, one, boom! All the kids are just crying. All the kids everywhere are just.
Ah!
Just trying to choke. I After they left our house though we I called my friend that lives right down the street cuz they went towards his house Yeah, I was like, I know they're gonna hit you and he comes outside with a BB gun. There's a video of it He's just shooting everybody There's like in the video you can hear them screaming in the background like people are just running away screaming But they messed up his friend's car pretty bad
The outside or the inside the car? Outside. Oh okay. Inside was dramatic. Yeah I was wondering how they got inside the car. I have a video of his car. Dude I've actually never heard about that chumming someone's car man. Dude. That's horrible. That's not good. Chumming somebody's. But got, he got done. Wait, will you text that to Cash so we can pop it up?
Yeah.
Oh, that's gross.
Yeah, it was.
It's kind of funny though.
It was like a whole bottle of like sriracha in my mouth.
So when I said, what's the worst thing you've ever done? It was self-defense. You chummed girl's head? Well, my friend threw it back.
I just felt bad because also my dad called the cops.
So he did.
Yeah.
Happened on the chummers.
On the chummers.
Yeah.
That's so bad. Wait.
So like how old were these chummers?
Seniors.
These chummers? What a chump, man. That's what my dad called me once. A chump?
Yes.
Dang.
Interesting.
Yeah. My dad called Michael, what did he call him? A bum.
A bum.
Yes. And it changed his life. Yeah. He turned his life around. We had a friend, we stayed in LA, our friend Michael. He actually edits the podcast.
This is what LA does to you. It makes you lazy. Yeah, he's actually our editor. I made them lazy. Yeah, he's actually our editor now for the pod. But we were all living in LA and all me and Maverick and him did, we played video games a lot, specifically him and me. Maverick didn't play as much, but my dad just walks in because he's staying with us in LA. He walks into Michael's room, opens the door. He goes, Michael. Michael's like, yeah. He goes, you're a bum. You're a bum. And then he walks out. And ever since that day, it hit Michael hard.
He works for like eight hours a day.
Yeah, after that he started day trading,
lost all his money.
Michael works 14 hours a day.
Michael works a lot.
Yeah, and now he doesn't play as many video games, so it kind of worked. So recently I was told, I won't say the answer yet, but I have a question and we can all answer it for each other. So apparently there's this thing about if you're like a couple, if they look like they are going to be a boy dad or girl dad first.
So what do you guys think me and Kate would be? Girl dad.
Yeah.
It's a girl dad all the way.
No way.
See everyone said that. We were having this conversation. Did you say girl too? I see. Yeah, everyone said that. Everyone said, oh, you guys are totally having a girl first.
That's why I went and adopted a girl dog for me so he could lower the chances of it being
a girl first. I'm trying to, I need two boys first and then two girls. Preferably twin boys and then twin girls. That'd be dream set up.
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Really?
But I don't know if that's dream set up for me.
Yeah, I mean, you'd be going through it for sure. Just one after another little like literally just one two one two Benny but in Harbor definitely a boy dad y'all are boy boy boy if y'all got me not to like freak y'all out see what does that even mean they're just a boy boy I'm scared of you probably look at your personality like
being happy to big bump on my stomach might make me cry well I don't know it's
gonna be a lot bigger than just a bump I mean
you probably will cry a lot that's what happens when you're pregnant no I would
take that no they're not I hate it are you uncomfortable talking about it no I just like it's scary like like where you get a surrogate a circuit
surrogate surrogate man that word makes my ovaries hurt it's another another
lady who takes in your egg and has the baby for you really trips me out
It's like she not the mom but like she had the baby, but like but it's my own
She's like a incubator
Yeah, she like your DNA and a boy's DNA and they put it in the girl
They take your egg his sperm egg is meant or egg is fertilized, but then the egg goes in to the uterus I don't know if we okay. Yeah Another woman we actually don't need a whole science class right now. That was crazy, man anyways Babies incubate yeah, maybe we should cut that part
You wanted a guy
Cash or something so little and you said that yeah, Yeah, and then Mav goes out and gives science lessons.
To be fair, he did say, I'm the one who gets cut the most.
But anyways, what about Mav and Kenzie? Girl dad or boy dad? What do we think? I think boy. Yeah, as a boy. Oh, my gosh. All I want is to be a boy. Why does everyone keep saying this and everyone else gets to be boys girl wait Ricky what do you think early for me and math Ricky said you let the baby decide for me and math I'm saying boy I'm saying
maybe part of it is Kinsey is like I could never have any daughters no please yeah I do like hate females or something over there. I want like 15 babies. Oh Yeah, how many how many kids you guys think your stomach will be like like? Oh, it's you know with three three. I could say what about Benny and Harper? To this is a very good conversation
Yeah
Y'all are definitely too
Mostly off of Harper because we don't really know Benny very well, but.
Yeah, she doesn't really want to have kids.
Okay.
Yeah, she wants to have a doggie hotel. It was a whole thing that she told us once. But what about Mav and Kenzie?
Y'all are having like three.
Either one or like five.
Dang.
I feel four. Every time somebody has so many kids their stomach gets all flappy. I mean for sure It's just a part of life. You're gonna get old and wrinkly anyways, and then they do like mommy makeovers
You can't do that. Yep. That's what I'm gonna get one of those
Harper do you feel like you know Benny pretty well? Yeah, really? Well, no, here's maps goes with these sentimental questions No, I'm happy to know Harper it goes from saggy stomach to Harper do you know I was just trying to segue into our game of who knows me best oh yes yes we're playing right here I swear if you what let me see my photo so here's my yeah so Kate you get one of me Just know it's not as bad as mine Harper. I get one of me who printed these what the freak?
What do you think like she's five who did this? Do it like you're five Okay, Maverick Maverick you get you can you tell that Matt picked the pictures? What do you mean? Yeah, I picked a nice one for himself No That's like wedding day. I asked for photos from wedding day And then he gave chaos that I doesn't even look like you that was the photo of you and Kinsey and Harper at the photo
shoot
Again Oh, no Okay, Kenzie is a little Circle I look swollen whoever cut this out did not do you well Matt you suck. Oh look this way. You're not a sir
Wife I didn't do that.
I made you like this. Someone cut your head off. That wasn't me.
That looks fat, too.
Is that what I look like in real life?
No, stop.
Yeah?
That's not me. Oh, Benny's a chill guy, though. He's so nonchalant in his. Okay, thank goodness. This one's swapping. Let's see Vinny. Let's see Vinny. I already showed Vinny. He's pretty chill. But also who's making these cutouts? Look at how circle this one is.
This one's terrible. This is crazy. This is crazy work.
Please.
I mean, those are some crazy cutouts. Whoever did that was not.
Why?
Why is Cash's head like a slip and slide? This is what I hope. OK. That's what I hope. I mean, this person literally made my head a triangle on this one. All right.
Look at that.
And there's a point.
It's a nice jawline.
There's a sharp point.
It's some sort of jawline.
It's kind of like a little. You're so mean for this.
The mask-looking guy. That was just a piece of rice. the game so for the audience we are gonna play a game what's it really called couples edition let me see your picture no whatever couple gets the most right look at how much bigger harper's i didn't do that literally this because this is the same picture. I think your picture and my picture and kids.
I'm trying to split you up.
Yes.
Okay, so we're going to play who's most likely to and we're going to see which couple wins. So how it's played is each couple is going to play. We're going to ask questions and it'll be like who's most likely to achieve a know how to play achieve a world record and what whatever come obviously we raised mine And then that would be a point if the if the couples guess the same you get a point and we're gonna see who couple
Is the best couple? Yeah, we're gonna ask each couple like what seven questions? Yeah, who's the coupling Eunice couple it whoever gets the most questions, right that couple wins. wins all right so who would like to start I feel like you and don't everyone get one you and Kate should start okay me and Kate yeah okay there you go wait is that cash you should swap seats with cash yeah actually no y'all are good there yeah yeah I mean kid no no we should all sit on there. Yeah
Where am I going to catch this?
Out over there Okay, all right, so whoever's gonna hold these in front of your actual face when you're lifting them up guys Okay, I you'll be blindfolded all right left hand and me and my right okay so uh that's not right kenzie harper benson ben maverick everybody uh ask ask away all right let's do let's do five questions each each uh i make sure you know which one's in your way i think each this is k and this no no no like everyone asked me and k five questions total so five Kate is right because she's always right okay, all right here. We go somebody asked okay first question And we can also ask the same questions to the other couples okay, okay?
Let's see what's a good question to ask you guys. It's like a trick question. Who would she? Yeah, I like it who would a trick question. Who would cheat? I like it. Who would cheat? Who's most likely to cheat? Oh wait are we going off real answers? Kate twist your face. There you go. Who's most likely to cheat? Yes. What type definition? Answer the question. Cheating in a board game? No. Who's most likely to cheat? Just in everything. Cheat on their spouse. There we go. Wow. Ready?
Who's most likely?
Who's most likely to cheat in life, not necessarily relationship?
OK, three, two, one, vote. OK, there will be no points awarded for that one.
Kate, you voted me?
Really?
You always said, I would never cheat. I would never cheat. I would never cheat. That is something that somebody who would cheat would say. My teeth are like Scooby Doo. I would never cheat. You guys are just, that was a set up question.
OK, that one's obviously a stupid question because neither one of us should ever cheat because we're so in love.
No.
Whoa! We each knew we were going to do that. See, that proves I would never cheat. OK. never see okay who's most likely to get pregnant now I'm kidding okay no no we can't do that I want a question that's gonna really trip y'all up okay well I would like to be pregnant you what someone in print wait okay hmm who's I Did I just did okay
Hmm who's most likely To become a grandparent first cat math. Yeah, could somebody ask us some real questions
Who's most likely to stop dying their hair first?
Ooh.
One point. You guys got a point.
That's crazy.
All right.
Was that two questions? That was two questions. You have one point right now. OK, three more questions.
Wait, what was the first question?
Who's most likely to cheat? Y'all counted that I know that was a joke yeah that's like a joke question but what do you mean it was that that was a real question yeah y'all are not intelligent all right anyways let's go okay yeah who's more likely that's too easy okay okay who's more likely oh my gosh if you if you say that phrase one more time who's more likely, oh my gosh, if you say that phrase one more time, who's more likely to get angry first or upset first? Oh no, no, wait. Who's more likely to get upset
first in an argument? Alright, three, two, one. Dang, that shocked me. I would have said the opposite. Wait, did we get a point? Me too. Did we get a point got a point let's go I'm glad you're admitting your problems okay I think cash has brainwashed Kate it's called gaslighting Kenzie okay I'm very good at it next who is more likely to eat it all garden what math that's a horrible question let's see if y'all get it right no that was that was a terrible question you guys both at Olive Garden? What? Mav, that's a horrible question. Let's see if y'all get it right. No, that was a terrible question. You guys both love Olive Garden. Mav, no, that's a trick one. Harper, Benson, can one of y'all ask one?
Okay. I wasn't very prepared. Who would rather, who would rather, who would most likely... Do you know what game we're playing? Yes, I do. Who would most likely break up with one person because they who would most likely break up?
I got one.
No, I got one.
Who's most likely?
No, shut up.
Harper's like one of those four year olds
that just learned how to talk. So, who's, so I went to the
Shut up.
Hey, who's most likely to break their leg? Oh my, that's the most stupidest question I've ever heard. Harper, what were you gonna ask? Who's more likely to go a week without showering? Wait, Harper, what were you gonna ask? That's pretty...
All right, who is most likely, um, or who, who would go...
Struggling. That's it, I'm asking one that I've been wanting to ask. You asked, she's got it, she's got likely to get fat? Are we being for real? Yes. I need to know if we are being honest. Yes. Josh, it's for points here, so it's whatever you think. Kate? You don't get to talk to Kate first. There's no talking to Kate.
Okay. Do you get a point? I'm glad we're being honest. It's just because of jeans. I just have really good ones. I can eat whatever I want and I don't gain any weight.
You are watching first hand how much Cash has gaslit Kate.
No, it's not gaslit, Kenzie. It's jeans. Okay, I got great ones. Not these jeans. Unfortunately, if I don't watch what I eat like religiously, I will gain weight. Okay, so that's two out of three.
Did y'all not see your picture?
Wow.
No, I'm kidding. Okay, so that's two out of three. Y'all have two points. I know we have three out of four. Let me see your face. Yeah, we've gotten three out of four.
All right, ask us, ask us one more. Three out of four. Who is most likely to hit a dog while driving their car? No, bad question. That's a good question. And keep driving. To hit the dog, you just keep going. Okay. Three, two. Wait, no, the in part actually makes it hard. Cause I knew first off, obviously it would be this bobble head, but then that made me think it could be this bobblehead, but then that made me think it could be this bobblehead
I'm holding up this bobblehead. Wait. No. What? Yes. Wait, is the dog dead? Yeah, you didn't turn around the check
You just felt a thud
Okay, all right wait
No, and it was it was Estes. Okay, put both your hands down. Or no, it was Honey.
It was Honey. Now in three, two, one, vote.
You get a point.
Dang. Five.
You guys are good at this. Wait, four out of five. Let's go, Kate. And the first one was like rigged. okay dang oh no I'm just kidding it's only because of jeans yeah unfortunately if I don't watch my eat I gain weight so quick in me I can eat whatever I want and I can't gain weight which is a blessing and a curse I got another good
one put your blindfold back on I'm cooking right now cuz I think one of those just ask Biddy and Harper what? Biddy and Harper about to play can you not just ask them? no not this one. Oh wait bonus. No, you're going to seven. No, we're doing five. No, no, it's best out of five.
Then we'll just do six.
But we can take away the first question because the first question was like crazy.
What?
Yeah. The who's gonna cheat, that's like not a real one.
Yeah, that was just a dumb question. five out of five questions okay who is most likely to get mad at me three two one now that's a dumb question I'm sorry I'm giving them point no Wow I mean what layup seriously I appreciate it really huge for the program yeah well all right let's go have Harper and Benny go yeah you guys can come sit over here on the couples I don't know why I was gonna have you guys swap with us that's really stupid hey don't do like Kate and be like wait and then raise your hand when
I say three cuz he could feel you no actually I actually never felt anything see through my blindfold all right yes What did you just do? I didn't do nothing. Y'all ready?
Don't do anything crazy in my seat please.
Perfect. Don't throw your head forward. Alright, let's ask away. Here we go. Alright, Benny and Harper. Who is most likely to be named Benny? Nope, okay, nope.
This is not a question.
I'm just kidding, that's a joke. Everyone calm down.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got one.
Wait, Benny, you raise it.
All right, all right, ready?
Here we go.
Ready? Three, I actually, these are quite, I feel like these are gonna be the easiest ones, true very new most likely to spend the most money at the mall in one day three two one oh boy wow I got a good one okay who are one out of one who is most likely to say I love you first three three wait wait wait think about it oh thank you yeah I need a second yeah say I love you first okay three wait wait wait have you guys ever said you love each other?
No.
Wow, you just made that awkward, Mav.
What? No, it's just who's most likely to say it first.
It's just a guess.
Okay. Three, two, one. Oh. No points. Wait, wait, hold it proud, Benny, hold it proud. Yes.
All right. Yeah, uh, no point. Oh dang. Oh, what are they out right now? One out of two one out of two. Hey, okay. All right. Well y'all's were really easy
Like that was like actually a good question
Yeah, yeah, okay
I got one and I wasn't prepared with questions. Who's most likely to Accidentally say their ex's name? Three.
Wait, wait, wait, I need a second.
Yeah.
These are good.
Like in what context?
Like what do you mean by that?
Yeah. Like for instance, this happened to me once when I was dating a girl.
Me, he was dating me.
No, it wasn't Kenzie. It was another girl and and where she took my wallet and I was mad Just for like an instant. I was What and we're walking in the mall and I said the other girls name I was like, why'd you take my wallet? And I was like, oh frick. Oh, that's bad. Yeah Yeah, okay, I was like why'd you take my wallet Kenzie's really interested in this question
She was mad.
Okay, continue. Obviously she wasn't happy about it.
What do you mean what happened?
Y'all ready?
Mm-hmm. Three, two, one. Dang.
Wow, you get a point.
You got a point.
Yay.
Good job.
Good job. No, I think it's I think it's the hair. Oh, I think I could never mistake. I got one. All right
Wait, they're two out of three who's most likely to take the most selfies throughout the day. Oh
That's easy Wow
Good Wow, they're four out of three out of three out of four three out of four, okay Have you guys ever kissed? Well, that's not close. Okay, here we go. I got one. Wait, wait, wait. No, who... I still don't know if I know that one.
Who is more likely to get jealous? Y'all ready? Think about your answers.
Of course, that's easy.
Harper, you're not saying much this whole time here. Gee, she's nervous. Three, two, wait, what was the question? Who's more likely to get jealous? Okay. Three, two, one. Wow. Y'all know each other well. Four, wait. Four for five. Four for five. I think we should get one more since y'all got an extra one. Okay. They'll do a bonus one. Yeah, okay Y'all got a bonus doing six. I'm having fun. Yeah, let's just do it is fine. I'm having fun
That's like ten. I bet we can get all of them, right?
ten
Wait did I just switch the hands? Okay. Yeah, let's see that it's kind of tough to actually think I know who know let's see who is oh I got it I got it who's most likely to not brush their teeth. Oh. No, mine's better. Mine's better. No, I don't know if I should say that one. Wait, actually, I think that's a good one. Who's most likely to fart in front of the other one?
I think that's pretty easy as well.
That's pretty easy.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Y'all got it wrong!
Got it wrong!
Got it wrong! Got it wrong! Wow. What's the question? Benny got it wrong.
Yeah, Benny, Benny, you are not ready, my guy. I'm so serious. Not ready for what's coming your way. We've all, yeah, it's an experience.
So, four out of six?
Four out of six questions. Wow, think that good yeah I take your Bible
no keep going keep going oh well there you are two more
y'all are really enjoying yeah I mean I'm having fun first thing Harper said is no more okay okay wait who is more likely to drink bleach what no what okay who is more likely to like yeah I feel like y'all know I can't see not repeats that phrase why he thinks of a question oh it's likely to count on today's episode no stop saying it. Don't say it until you have one. Okay.
I have a question.
What? Wait, I got one. No, I got a good one. I got a good one.
Kenzie's got an edgy one.
Okay, who is the hotter one? That's a dumb question, man.
That's so easy.
Who's the more attractive one?
Three. Three? You're so attractive. I mean, two, one. And Benny's so attractive. I mean, two, one.
Oh, well, I didn't get that one right. Oh, who would have thought?
That was a hard question.
Kids, the askers.
There's no way y'all can win.
Here, I'll ask him.
Benny put his up, by the way,
just to have fun, all right?
Right, right, no.
I mean, I would have put Benny's up. What? rude no wait wait Benny you said that's rude I said I would have put yours up I know I mean well she's a minor me too oh she's older than me oh well now I'm really done I think it's fine wait we're done counting these as points right yeah they're just okay ask it who is most likely to walk into the restroom and see no toilet paper but go ahead and go to the bathroom three wait no I need a second I don't know okay I feel like I'm left out of a
inside either up here if it's a piece well then it's obviously me oh yeah okay obviously no it's gotta be number two yeah it's gotta be number two. Yeah, it's gotta be number two.
Whoa! This is news to me! What? Guys don't use toilet paper when they go pee.
What? Ricky Offset just said, well guys don't use toilet paper when they go pee. No, Kenzie! Obviously not! Yeah, you literally just shake it off!
Stop!
New question!
You just jump up and jump!
New question!
I don't even want to know the answer!
New question!
New question!
New question!
You know what, Kenzie, I don't blame you.
I don't want to know whatever you're going to say! I don't blame you for not knowing that because when I learned that girls use toilet paper when they Pee it was news to me. Okay, but I was also like six Yeah Yeah, I knew I'm not even capping I knew that about a year and a half because I was always curious why it took so much longer for girls to go
to the bathroom me too
You know, okay. I was like yo, okay Who? about me too you know okay I was like yo okay I got no who is the better kisser and three wait no no no we don't even know if they've kissed yet math we got to build that question up more okay so I should I ask who's most likely to make the first move like okay who's most likely to kiss the other one first? Three, two. Wow. OK, y'all didn't even wait for me to count.
OK, so that's made me think they haven't kissed before because they each held up different ones.
They each got these stupid little smirks on.
They've definitely.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you see how surprised he was? He was like, oh wow. out real quick okay so have you guys right right have you guys ever kissed before no liar you literally told me y'all did we haven't we don't do that stuff you don't do that stuff she's such a cow that's so gross I don't know if I believe them what's so gross like we both talk about it. It's like really gross. Like kissing? Yeah. It's unsanitary. Really? People have germs. Yeah, that's true. Okay, see for the sake of the intro, can you guys just like say yes? Yeah. What? No, don't say yes say no
they can use that awkward laugh for the intro yeah and then and then can we be like can we be like sorry we're rage baiting the intro so hard right now we're no no i think there's no reason to rage bait the intro no i got it i got a great intro oh kate just wants to make kate never makes the intro clip she really wants to make okay so now we're gonna be like, can you guys have your first kiss now? And then you guys like lean in a little bit. That is good. That is good.
Yeah, Rach, make the audience.
I love it. Okay, all right.
All right, ready?
So can you guys-
Wait, you gotta say it, Kate. Oh, okay. It's an intro, you gotta be exciting. just like have your first kiss now? uh just oh you definitely kissed before i could see it in the connection of the eyes that was way too natural no natural way too comfortable never if you had never kissed you'd be like yeah you guys like wait do we go both
left both right no no you literally why are you lying harper that was i asked you after new york i, did you guys kiss? And you were like, um.
Maybe they want to keep it private, okay?
Harper never told me nothing.
Just look at the back of Benny's phone.
That was very natural.
Wait, wait, what's the back of Benny's phone?
It's a picture of them kissing.
No.
It's something else.
What is it? Let's see it. It's pictures of my dog. Oh no.
These are dogs?
It's him kissing Teddy.
Uh. Hmm.
That was pretty natural.
Did you see mine and Matt's first kiss?
No.
No.
I backed away so fast.
Oh.
Wait, what?
On the altar.
At the altar you backed away? You really didn't see that coming? You were there, what do you mean? I was on my phone, you saw the TikTok.
That's true! Okay?
Also, hold up, how did you not see that coming? You literally have like so much time, I mean months to see it coming.
I was just overwhelmed.
Did you practice?
On what?
My hands?
I don't know. Whatever you're- I got friends. What were you like expecting to do? Because like they didn't kiss until marriage.
Yeah, they didn't kiss until their wedding day. So I don't know. Did you like practice on like, I don't know, whatever you wanted to practice on?
Why did I need to practice?
Because you backed away. OK, so obviously you needed some. I've had a first kiss before. Uh oh. How does that make you feel? I was actually pretty mad about it when I found out.
Understandable.
Alright, let's have Maverick and Kinsey put on the blindfold.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
No, not in a rude way. I forgot about that.
We were just having such a good time. I know, it was kind of fun when I was blindfolded? Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh yeah, y'all wanna sit together? Oh yeah, Maverick and Kinsey, come sit on the pink couch.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's fine.
All right, so now that Maverick's not asking the questions, we're not gonna hear a bunch of who's most likely to use overnight. Hey guys. Yeah, we'll see if you guys have any good questions though. Okay. All right, here we go put the blind
All right, Maverick Kenzie put on the blindfolds I don't want to see any peeking in cheating any sneaking, okay Why did you stick your finger in my mouth? I did
This is Kenzie, correct
All right. All right. Here we go. Ready? It doesn't matter. Ready?
All right.
Wait, Maverick?
Yeah, Maverick's fine.
I'm here.
Wait, everybody raise Mav. OK, all right, wow, you guys passed with flying colors.
Yeah!
OK. I got one. argument that hurts their spouse? Three, two, one, go. Oh, you guys share it, wow. Kenzie, why do you hold yours up the wrong way? What do you mean? No, hold it sideways.
I'm vermin. Hold it sideways. It's turning towards the camera. Kenzie, vertical. It's not towards the camera. You're not making any movement.
You're not even trying to make movement.
Other way, other way. Now it's backwards, there you go. Yeah, I do say things in arguments. I am, uh.
Often.
Yeah, I'm verbally not good. Dude, me too. Me and Kaitlyn being in an argument.
It's in their blood or something.
And I have something to be like, I don't know, I just don't know why but when we argue, if something, I can just so easily just fall off my tongue and be like, well yeah, you know what, at least I'm not, uh oh, I shouldn't have said that. That was bad as shit.
And it's like a little argument has turned into like a whole three hour ordeal of me crying for like three hours straight.
No, it's not even that for me. It's like I say did this couch just like wet? Like Kenzie say something like... Cash, bright water. Yeah, I don't have that problem. Kenzie would like be sad that like her dog got out. And I'd say something like, well that's cause you left the gate open.
Yeah. That's the big bad comment? No. Well, maybe it's more like, well that's what happens when you leave the gate open oh he talks to you like you're stupid yeah yes yeah that's what it is yeah don't do that and then talking and I'm stupid okay new couple don't like a stupid this one right since it's apparently this was a hard question but
me and Kate nailed it who is most likely to get fat three two one go I can't not Matt, three, two, one, go. Matt, raise now.
Give me a second.
Say the truth, Matt. Aw, he's a square one too.
He's lying. Oh, he's lying.
He's lying.
He's mad, mad you.
Well now that he got it wrong, he switched.
But your first answer. No, I can't give fat. I could do anything I want, I can't give that. That's what I'm saying, me and Mal have got the skinny jeans, man. Wait, you're giving that to him even though he held up the other one first?
I think he knew.
Yeah, there's no way. I could literally eat 5,000 Twinkies. I'm not kidding you, Matt.
Yeah, I've tried. I've genuinely tried. Yeah. That's just not the truth. It just is. I mean, it depends on how many she ate, I guess. I don't know. All right, wait, so what are they?
My eyes are starting to itch.
What are they, one for two?
Right?
They got like pink eyes. Yeah, one for two. Kate asked one, I asked one. They're two for two. Oh, two for two.
You guys are two for two.
Yeah. Okay. Who's most likely, I have the question, but I need to figure out how to word it in my head. No, no, no, I'm not going to say that phrase again, but I have to word it in my head first. No, I got it. Who is most likely to problem solve
in a very, very impractical way?
What?
Okay, that's like, no, no, don't even, don't even vote that. That's a good question. No, not if you know him. Everyone knows, because he's highly impractical. No, I would say Matt is highly impractical too.
I was gonna guess Matt.
What, really?
I would say they're both highly impractical in problem solving situations.
All right, fine, let them vote then. Like Matt will sometimes be cooking up with like 17 items attached, he's like duct taping stuff. And everyone's like, what are you doing? Ready, three. Can we get her out of here? She's crazy.
Who wanted to kiss before marriage?
Well, both of them.
What did that have to do with marriage? I just wanted to know.
Do you guys not want to answer that?
Wait, what?
What's the question?
Who's most likely to problem solve in an impractical way? ready I mean this is three two one go oh wow you're insane I knew that would get them all right two for three like that's just crazy I'm the most I'm one of the most I I'm so logical practical no I this is one of the many reasons I love Maverick is because he's a problem solver but it's just crazy things how he solves problems this is not be highly impractical situation. Okay, no. Literally anytime, any sort of engine. He's like, oh we need a swing? Let's just screw a swing into the ceiling.
That's, wait, that's not problem solving? No, I had one of those. That's problem solving but it's impractical. How is that impractical? You to tell us about a swing. Why would I buy a swing set when I can just put a swing in the house? Maverick, we're hearing about Benny's swing now.
Whenever we lived in Atlanta, I had a swing that was bolted into the roof.
That's really cool, Benny.
Hey, hey, hey, no.
Hey, Benny, Benny, Benny, over here.
OK, wait, I got a good one.
Would you say that swing was practical? I'd say it was very practical. Thank you, Benny, that's all. Oh, I got a good one. I had one this whole time.
Okay, you got it, you got it, babe. No, you go, you go. No, you got it, I'll do it.
I can't believe you said that, babe. All right, who, if there was actually one of you, where you got to like sell your house sell your cars everything like you completely emptied out all the money you guys have who's the most likely one to do that well that's why it's like a that's why it's a good question if someone was going okay three reasoning so yeah whenever we have the wrong answers practical thinkers okay ready three two one Wow Matt you got a spinning problem or so no I don't let her touch the money yeah
Katie was like geeking out today at the mall she was like I really like these pants and I was like get him girl and she was like I don't know I said Maverick
will be really upset with me that's rolling husband yes Yes. Not good, man, not good. No, no, he's helpful. It's working well, it's working very well. We have lots of money.
It's a good thing.
Okay, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Okay, I have another one, but I also have to reward it in my head real quick.
Wait, what are they? By the way, Kendi has need to step it up. Sorry.
OK.
Kate, ask the fifth question.
Let me rearrange the words in my head so it makes sense when I say it out loud.
Wait, do you guys have any?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, ask one.
I don't have any.
Um, Kenzie, did you think Mav is girly?
She doesn't own the game. I forgot to ask that question, Ricky. Y'all will be putting the blindfolds back on. Oh, okay. What? Don't worry. Okay, I don't know. Kate, what was yours? Um, okay. What are you doing, Kate? She's like saying the question to herself. This is highly concerning, Kate. Please just say the question. No, I don't know how to word it. She's like beatboxing first. She's like, okay.
Okay, I got it. Who's most likely during the house building process, the one to, see, I don't know how to word it this far. Now I've gotten this far in the sentence
and I'm not sure how to say it.
You don't know what the rest of your question is. No, I do. It's like, it's like, again, like. Just like, tell us the paragraph. Who's most likely to like,
want like crazy impractical things in the house?
I think that's obvious.
What do you mean by impractical?
Well, all of it. Clearly we have a different definition
of what practical is.
Okay, go. What is Binnie doing with that? When I say practical, I say like, Kinsey, you want things like your huge stone wall. This is a dumb question. Nobody cares.
I don't want a slide.
I'm literally so dumb.
No one at home cares.
No one at home cares about this question.
I was just saying like, you want a slide in your house, Mav.
Yeah, that's kind of odd. That's practical. do I need to put a slider or a fireman pole in my house? I was like, what? Think about how much less time that would take than stairs. Yeah, it would. It's a shortcut. Okay, let's ask them a good question. Mav, Kenzie.
Yes.
I mean, I didn't have one.
I had one, and if you guys understand my brain power.
You got one more question, or two more, because you need six. We've gotten one wrong? I'll give you guys like a simple one. Who is most likely, yeah. Okay, wait. Who is most likely for you think if you meet a stranger, if you guys went out and you met a stranger, who's most likely do you think that stranger would call annoying?
If they're like, man, so-and-so is annoying,
would they say, Kenzie's annoying?
You're asking who you think's more annoying? No. Who do you think a stranger would- Who's more blunt about thinking,
like more harsh when you meet people?
Notice, who do you think a stranger would find more annoying?
Oh, I didn't understand your question.
I think this is a dumb question. Why don't you just ask us who's more annoying?
You can tell the truth, Matt.
Okay, one. Man, you guys lost again.
Y'all don't know each other.
You guys, you guys, you guys are- Well, I knew he said that, but I wasn't gonna cheat. You guys are terrible at this. Absolutely terrible. You have one more question, and I'm pretty sure you're like two out of five.
So, we just met.
How did we do better than y'all?
I know, that's what I'm trying to say. We're getting crazy questions. Yeah, they're like, who's impractical in this math
equation?
Because what he thinks is impractical,
I don't think is impractical.
I think you guys are different.
I don't think a stone wall is impractical either. These questions that you are asking are a matter of opinion. Why is a stonewall even practical? What does it do? It doesn't do anything. A stonewall? That is nothing. It's not practical or impractical.
It's like financially, is that the most financially smart decision to make?
I don't know, let me check my tax statement from last year and we can find out.
But you want a slide, so it's like...
A slide's like $50 what if he was gonna be late for the pod and you don't want to that's an easy one Who's late? He said no. He was talking about how Slide would be you can save time. Yes You like be putting your shirt on as you're going down
You think you went around the house that you like get out of bed and go out your window and it puts you right into
Your car. Yeah into the garage never seen like how quickly the Power Rangers have to get ready Yeah, okay. All right, I guess we'll just ask you an easy one then. Since Matt and Kenzie want an easy one, we'll ask them an easy one. I wouldn't say easy, just one that has an actual answer. Okay, who this was a good question man total a car
Well, it depends on the about this one I got it
Okay, ready Kinsey what is it a new cars like a junk car it doesn't matter I knew what doesn't you know? No, you don't get to give more.. Yeah, just a car. The car you drive. No, just the car you drive. Oh, the car you drive. Okay. I don't know what that had to do with anything. Well, because Mav would take like an old car and blow Wow, you guys have to think of the blindfolds. Wow, you guys are three out of six.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh wait, okay. Which is terrible. If you guys thought our questions were really bad, I'm sorry. I thought we were like nailing the questions.
Yeah, I don't know if we really nailed them.
I think we're okay though.
They just weren't very good at answering. Alex is right now. Six. Five. I think we got five. We failed the next one, but that was nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. What was the blindfolds on?
What, is it embarrassing?
I don't know.
Oh, sorry.
Apparently Maverick has a really good question for Benny and Harper. He's just going to say, who's more like me? No, OK, blindfolds on. Maverick has a big finale question. No, I just got my list. I couldn't find my list earlier, but I have it now.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Wait, is this Harper?
Yes.
Okay. Who is more girly in three, two, one? Wait, Benny. Benny, do you have an answer? Hold it proud, Benny, hold it proud.
Wait.
Harper's peeking, look at that. She's like, head all the way back. Wait, what? Who's more, why would you raise yourself? I'm so confused. Harper isn't very girly sometimes. more, why would you raise yourself? I'm so confused. Harper isn't very girly sometimes.
Harper, who are you raising?
I mean, I like, like I wear more jewelry than Harper.
Is this true?
Well, it's cause of cheer. I have to take it off every day.
And you fart a lot, Harper.
I do not fart a lot.
I don't think it's necessarily that Benny's masculine actually I think it's a mixture of both okay I'm pretty masculine dang there you have it folks what what is this looney toons what was that oh there was it over you know over the blindfold on oh my gosh
okay I'm just gonna hold this hand if it's been eat. All right. I got one more. I got one more
Okay Harper who's most likely to Okay, well that's wait hold on first let me ask you this one who's most likely To for someone to find the other person or who's most likely to be the annoying one to strangers Three who's more annoying? Yeah, who's more annoying? Okay Who's more likely? Oh, you guys actually got that one. Who's more likely to go to jail three two
Well, you guys got it again. Wow Okay. All right It's more likely to get kicked out of a restaurant because they smell too bad? Three, two, one. Wow.
Okay.
Who's most likely-
Wait, no, wait, there are three out of three. Let's see how many they can get in a row.
Who's most likely to shower less?
Three, two, one.
Hold it proud, Harper.
Come on. What? Yeah. Wow.
Okay.
Four out of a row. Oh yeah. Cause I, now I mean, I made a truce that we shower three times a day now.
Wow. Which is actually bad for you.
Okay.
If you get five in a row, this is going to be crazy. Okay. Who is most likely to accidentally crap their pants while they're working out. That's not I'm not in it. Yes yes we are. Leg press machine actually. Three, two, one, go!
Up your head sideways. There you go. Wow! Five in a row! Yeah Kenzie give him a harder one. Make him lose one.
Who's most likely...
Who's more gullible? Ready? Three, two, one, go. Yeah, you better hold that one. Who's more likely to not catch on to something? In three, two, one. That's correct. That is correct.
Okay, wait.
Who's most likely to weigh 200 pounds?
I'm pretty close.
Three, two, one.
Wow, Biddy.
Oh, y'all didn't get it right.
Biddy, you're so rude.
Next one.
Okay. it right. Benny, you're so rude. Next one. Okay, who's most likely to have yellow teeth?
Three, two, yellow teeth. Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Wow.
Benny has really white teeth. That reminds me, you guys really haven't missed one. Okay, who's most likely to wear a blindfold for way too long? 3, 2, 1.
Probably me, cause I wore it last time.
Yeah, that's right, you got it. Yeah, okay. Oh my gosh, okay. Who's more likely? This is crazy. Okay, oh my gosh, okay You're killing you I mean I don't know you got so many so many in a row This is crazy who's most likely to wear a blindfold for way too long in a game of would you rather? three two one
Yeah one yeah yeah you missed one yeah you guys missed one when he called Harper
200 pounds no he didn't yeah he did it for you Harper okay I mean I don't think
there's anything else I can't even think about
what else keep going okay okay well keep going man who is most likely to not be a part of an inside joke I'm gonna have to beg to differ there.
I mean, usually me and my friends make inside jokes and Benny doesn't get them.
Oh, yeah. I don't think Benny is ever a part of an inside joke. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he definitely seems like he would not be the one for sure.
How long did you have that off for?
The whole time.
The whole time.
He wasn't playing. it was just you. I sat him on the floor after the first question.
Turn it around.
Oh, well, anyways, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. Make sure to go get your tickets to come see us on tour at theyellowpodcast.net. Also, we're going to be dropping our slime hopefully soon, so stay tuned for our slime drop. slime hopefully soon so stay tuned for our slime drop we see you guys next time by the way we've been working on slime for like three years I'm not even kidding so yeah you'll want to buy it yeah Biddy everyone! kidding so yeah you'll want to buy it yeah Biddy everyone!
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