He Called My Black Employee The N Word | Financial Audit
You're actually the most pathetic person I've ever met.
3 DUIs, on probation, has to blow into a breathalyzer, can't drive, lives with mother, vehemently racist.
And other people on the internet, they're too afraid to say what needs to be said.If you're not afraid to say it, then say it.Say what?N***a.What?
N***a, I mean.
Who the f*** is this after?You are.Who the f*** is this after?You want to find out?You want to find out?You could beat me in arm wrestling, but man, I'm scrappy as hell.
You want to find out?We can find out.
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Hello, my name is Jerome.I'm 42.I live in San Antonio, Texas, and this is Financial Audit.
We gave you the blackest name possible when you're from a town where not even a single black person exists, and it's all Mexicans.It makes no sense, yet you are white.I think.
Maybe, yeah.Okay.
Welcome to Austin.
Ancestry says a few things, so I thought you could pick and choose.We're all a few things.
That's just called over the ages.
I think we all come from Africa, right?
Well, sure, at some point, over 250 ,000 years, right?
Oprah said it, so.And Oprah is black.She's from Chicago, where I identify as too.
Where the other blacks are.
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Get started freeExactly.Like you?Yep.No?No.
Okay, what do you do in San Antonio for a living?You identify as Chicago, you live in San Antonio.What do you do for a living there?
Yeah, high school and some college.
Okay, I asked what you're doing for a living.
Oh, I'm an associate at a big chain store, Walmart.Oh, okay.Yeah.
Vague for a second.right into the actual place.
Don't, yeah.
Wow.Um, wait.I mean, okay.What, what's wrong with you?Like, okay.You're, you're, you're not like an assistant manager.
You're not really doing anything.You're kind of doing like the, I don't want to, I'm not shitting on retail.It's not, but like 42, not really.You're the dude walking around that I try to find for help.
Yeah, basically.
Why 42?Is that what you're doing?
Well, here's the deal.I, um, I decided one day, uh, my quit my real job, uh, a few years ago as an engineer for the railroad.
What the that's money.
Yes, it is.
And, uh, I associate a Walmart for 15 an hour.
That's not all I do, but that's the actual job I do.That's on paper and that I pay taxes and, uh, well kind of pay taxes and, uh, do the, um, insurance purposes.So I, I also do a little side hustle games.So like, I do a lot more on the side.Well, actually part of it is games, but there's extra stuff.You'll see.
There's extra stuff.
That's good.Let's talk about Walmart first.42, your little associate.Very good.What do you make?How many hours?
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Get started freeWhat is it?I think Walmart's own internal minimum wage is $15 an hour.You are wrong.What?Is it not?$14.
Okay, wow.
$14.
Whoops me!
That's pretty good, though.I mean, Texas is $7 .25 minimum wage, so it's almost double.
Yeah, no one makes minimum wage, not even in Texas.It's like less than 1 % of the workforce in the country.
Well, then they do make minimum wage.It's just less, right?Less than 1%.You yourself just debunked yourself.So you said nobody does and now you're saying this.less than 1%.
Very good, Deshawn.What did we call you, Jerome?Okay, very good.Yeah, you got me, buddy.What do you make?You make 14?
Yes.
Okay, so you're a failure at 42.Not really.How many hours a week do you work for that?Too many.
That's not a number, Jerome.They hired me part -time, but they scheduled me 35 to 40.And I'm trying to do less.
Isn't that good?
No.Why are you trying to do less, you pathetic failure?Oh, because my legs hurt, my knees hurt.That's concrete.
First of all, you're 42.
You're not like 80 yet.Focus on other endeavors.
Why are you working associated retail if you're a broken bodied individual?Insurance.
That's main reason.
What?You can get insurance in a lot of different places if you're low income on the affordable, well actually the subsidies have gone down dramatically.
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Get started freeYeah, and then also if you're 1099, you're doing your own thing, it's a little harder to get that.
Yeah, I didn't say go be 1099, I didn't say go be a contractor, did I suggest that?Well, what else would you do other than get another W -2 job?You're 42, you have the chance to be in a career path at this point, you have failed.
Well, I already was.You were in a career path.I already was, yeah.There you go, you didn't get health insurance there.Did that 16 years.Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Didn't use the mental health side, apparently, but...
Okay, Jerome, so I guess the railroad wasn't good enough for you, but you have to go to Walmart specifically for health insurance?It beats paying for it on my own.Okay, so I thought Jerome was weird.We didn't even call you Jerome.You insisted on the name Jerome and being told because You hate the idea of people always using race as an excuse so you made it a point to name yourself Jerome and you could identify as black if you wanted because all the race gender nonsense doesn't matter.I don't even understand.
What the fuck are you talking about?Okay, I thought it was weird that we named you Jerome.You're not gonna lie, but now I am.
You can name your child whatever you want.There's a Gwyneth Paltrow's apple, there'sX for Elon or whatever I forget the child's names Northwest's Kanye and all that but uh My whole point is yeah, that is um, I I heard prior guests and other people on internet They're too afraid to say what needs to be said or that they say that Jerome Anything and whatever whatever anybody wants, but oh that sounds like you're too afraid to say I will be sad no when he said Jerome the n -word language is a social construct that is warped by people and Context and intent matter no fear to say it No, I don't have no fear to say anything within with considering intent and context.Okay word itself is not bad It's dependent on how you use it.
Just like very good.Well, why'd you say not the r -word?And why'd you call the n -word the n -word though?That's Oh, I'll say right now.OK, let's call him Tyler.
Yeah, he's my brother.I saw him walk by.He's from Chicago.He likes the Blackhawks.I'll say he's not from Chicago.Well, he hopes so, too, if he knows what he knows.
He's not our Mexican.Well, there is one of our thousand.
I say it's from South Side, Chicago.That's a little different.North Side is all white people.So, you know, I mean, tell me I'm not right.You know that.I mean, Detroit.
I mean, come on.
Yes, those black people in Detroit.
I mean, the ones that are still not victims of gun violence.But yeah.
What point are you trying to make I'm just trying to make that if you're gonna say something do it and I'm tired of everybody come on shows doing For what's about to happen, but please you don't apologize I'm lean here I will do whatever I want and what I want to do is apologize There you go.If you're not afraid to say it then say it say what?N***a.
What the f***?
My.
I can't even look at it.
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Get started freeIt's just a word.Nothing behind it.No sentence with it.No meaning behind it.It is what it is.
Why didn't you run with it buddy?
I didn't call you my.What the f*** is up with that?
Why the hard R though?
Why the hard R?Why not?Why?Why not?Why?Is an A at the end make it better?
Yeah, but not you saying it regardless.So, er?Er?
To my face.To my face.Er is crazy.
Well, I mean, it's better to your face than behind your back, isn't it?But it's not about you.It's about the word.There's that big difference.So it's not directed towards you, though.
You look me in my eyes.Well, he told me to, and I'm going to.You look me in my eyes.And said the hard R, my dog.
You said straight to my eyes.
You're not going to talk about not calling me that.You just called me that.
No, I said the word.To me, directly, in my eyes.Yeah, towards you, yes.But I'll say it to him directly as a white man. I'll say that word.I don't care.Because the meaning doesn't mean...
It's a... that it's taken way out of context from language and where it derived from.That's the reason why social people in society has made it a bad word.You go in Spanish, you used to use the word negro all the time to say black.So negro, negro this, negro that, who cares?
Negro?Yeah.How is negro more acceptable?It means black in Spanish.Negro is different.Negro is different.
N -I -G -G -E -R is different.
Okay, what about just one G then?
Say it to Caleb then.Say it to Caleb then.Say it to Caleb.Look him in his eyes and call him that.I'm trying to.Look him in his eyes and call him that.
He's afraid to.Look him in his eyes and call him that.
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Get started freeSee, now he looks like an oriental.Call him that.Caleb that.He's like.Call Caleb that.He's culturally appropriating the eyes.
Why the hell are you stopping?Why are you scared?Call him that.No, I'm not.What?What?
Doesn't feel good, Tyler.I don't like this.I don't like this.Tyler.So let me ask you this.
As someone that doesn't find anything offensive in this world, I think I'm offended.I think I'm offended on your behalf.You can't be offended.That's cultural appropriation.That is racist.
I don't call people racist.
No, it's the same as I saw a previous guest who also mentioned the fatigue that we have in this country about any kind of fatigue, black fatigue, gay fatigue, liberal women fatigue.That's a real thing.And all they're trying to say is this.We don't care about your problems or your past and all that shit.Think about right now what's going on and we don't owe nobody nothing.That's what we're talking about.
Guess what?There's also white Karen fatigue.Like we don't like that energy.Wait, hold on a point to be made.Yeah.Yeah.
Am I supposed to pay reparations to everybody that has a disagreement with the past?Hell no.What about my Jewish friends that, you know, I'm just saying, man, we're going to go down that road where one section of society gets reparations and we need to go down every section.You know, just going to be honest, black people sold black people.Do you want to go get reparation from Africa?No.
And I don't.I'm just saying.Oh, by the way, happy Pride Month.
Just OK.
OK, I got I got a question for you.
I love I love the jersey.Marian Hossa.
We're brothers, man.Come on.
Come on.We're brothers.If I may, if I may.The point I wanted to make is, OK, maybe there's a nuanced conversation that can be made on history.And are we going to cry about things forever?It's not really nuanced.
I'm not talking about that.That wasn't what you said.You just came here, looked a black man in the eyes and said the N word that is very different.Why?Why is it different?
What is the meaning?What is the meaning to you?Please explain what the meaning is to you.How do you compare Negro to N -I -G -G -R?What the f*** you talking about?I'm not saying it.
That's crazy.Well, I say n***a all day.N***a, n***a, n***a, n***a.But I'm not saying the hard part.
That's crazy.What the f*** is wrong with you?I didn't say it that fast.It sounds like you're saying it, though.I mean, it literally is almost the same dialect.
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Get started freeHey, how about we explain what the f*** you meant by it's the same meaning?
What is the meaning that we're confusing with social construct?What the f*** are you talking about?The word itself has no meaning.no meaning unless you give it meaning.The language itself has no meaning unless you give it the damn meaning.Isn't that up to the individual though that's language?
No, it's up to society that created it.That's like a hundred years ago, that word wasn't offensive.Like, like it just, it almost sounded like I said it again.
No, you did say it.Okay.Negro.
Please have the water.
It doesn't feel right!
I can't put my hands on this thing.I can't put my hands on this thing.I can't put my hands.I'm not trying to convince you.I'm just saying.Listen, I got, I got...
The word has no bad connotation.Would it be better?Would it be better to call you boy?I'm just making a point that...
Bless me.Mama, bless me.Lord have mercy.Please forgive me for whatever the hell I'm about to say.
Amen.Nah.I mean, you say whatever you want.I mean, tell me, tell me...What the f***?
wrong with you, bro?What is wrong with you?Like, literally what is wrong with you?I speak truth.That's what's wrong.
There is no truth, bro.Do you know the history behind that word at all?
Yes.For somebody, what's the history?Talk to me.Well, I just know it's oppressive, uh, with the - No motherf**ker, we were property.With the slaves?We were slaves.
They called us, we were three fifths of a person.
Motherf**ker, we were property.Do you like comedy?Sure.Have you ever seen Blazing Saddles?Sure.Okay.
You're not a comedian.This isn't a comedy show.
You're not a comedian.No, I exactly.But my point is, my point is, it doesn't matter if you use that word or not.It depends on context and intent.Use the word the way you see fit.And me just saying the word has no meaning other than that.
It's the word.I didn't call you that in a sentence or derogatory way.Um, same with boy.Like that's just.It's just a word.
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Get started freeBut you said it.Yeah, I said it.It's just like that.You said it here in front of him knowing you said because like the boy thing you specifically said in front of him because you knew it had meaning.to him.Yeah.
To me. I don't care.So you don't care about him.I don't care about people's feelings.Uh, it's not about feelings.It's about facts and reality.
I agree with that, but that's when we're debating economics.That's when we're debating reality and a lot of different things.What you're doing is literally just sitting here in front of a black guy and just saying something because it's offensive and you find it.He, he, ha, ha.
No, I'm just, it's not only that it's, it's not funny because I wouldn't do it if I, If there's negative connotations and the way things are, I don't care because I'm, I'm making a point.You say what you want to say, say what people aren't willing to say.
Well, what's the point with one intent?I'm willing to say things that people aren't willing to say with positive intent, trying to actually fix that to be positive.
It can be negative too.
But why do you want to bring a negative force into the world?
Are we all going to be kumbaya and be positive the whole time?
That's ridiculous.No, but if you're here for a limited time, I try to do it.Like here, I say things people aren't willing to say on the show all the time, but it is still in the end with financial literacy in mind.Fine.
But it doesn't mean that negative things can't be said or shouldn't be said.
It's not with a positive intent to do it.Why should negative be said?
Because without negative intent.Well, the intent wasn't negative.
It wasn't positive.
It's neutral if, and even if you want to call it negative, the whole point is, how will do you, it's like anything, how do you know it's negative without having negativity?Like if everything's positive.
It did hurt him.Like I'm not someone who gets offended on behalf of people who are not offended, but if he's offended, he's offended.
I could also be a half -ass apology and just be like, oh, I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm not asking for you to apologize, I'm trying to understand your intent.
No, no, I know, and I would not apologize.It would be a backwards apology, but like, I'm sorry you feel a certain way, but it is what it is, you know?
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Get started freeBut if you, so, okay, here's the thing.Like, do I think, do I agree with all the transition shit that's happening all the time anyway?Okay.No, because like the kids shit and stuff.I don't like that.But guess what?
If someone were asking me to use their pronouns, I just say it.You know why?You know why?Because like if I'm going to be in front of someone, what is the point of intentionally being rude to the person?I'm not going to, even if I agree with something or disagree with it, I'm not just rude in front of a person because the person is still a person in the end.We have a limited time on this earth.
Yeah.But then also your, If you're calling them what they want to be called, doing eye crap, then you're lying and you're not, you're yourself.
If I'm lying to someone for 30 seconds and they feel good, then I'm okay with that.
That's why I also made a distinction between the N -word.
Oh, now you want to censor.
Oh, you're so nice now.No, no, don't say that.I can't believe you said the n -word on national television the same boy and context with also being at the casino and saying you need a monkey, monkey, monkey, and also looking at you and saying monkey.There's a big difference between all words and connotations and context and everything else matters.That's what I'm saying.The words themselves don't hold meaning unless you give them meaning.
But you are because you know who you're saying it to.Yeah, that.
So there you go.That doesn't mean anything one way or the other.I could say it's it's how you take it in.
That that's what I disconnected with the logic here.I don't understand.I'm not someone who I am like on the edge of edgy in every way.What do you know?
You use the word a lot.I usually mentioned it.
Do you know the meaning behind it?I don't go to a mentally disabled person and call them just like you go to him.You can, but why would I, why would I hurt that person's feelings intentionally?
You, I call someone like you because your fits though.Now, here's the thing.So you're going to go to a mentally disabled person and call them if they're, if they are, they are.
I wouldn't do that.I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't go out of my way and do it personally.But if they are, if they are acting that way or they are doing that, then yeah.
Cause we are the polar opposite in every way whatsoever.
Even you are just like crazy in my, in my old job, there was things called retarders.They are just, it just means slow, slow down.If somebody's slow and they're mentally slow, they're That's just the way it is.
Well, that was the clinical word that was used.That was the original intent, but I mean, it's not used anymore.
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Get started freeAnd even still, it's like, you can't use psycho anymore.
Like, come on, look, PC has different either way.I have no problem with the word.Okay.I have no problem with that.But the reality is when I go to a mentally disabled person, call them to their face.No.
I mean, absolutely not.Cause what's the intent?At that point, you just went out of the way.Cause it's a point.
The only thing you're doing is hurting someone's feelings.To make a point that was the main point was because people say they will and they do it.And when they're on the spot, they won't say the word.I don't go out to call, call them black people.You know, I just, you look me in my eyes and said, ha ha ha.
You went to me and said that to my face.
To prove a point, to prove a point, to prove a point other than what the What are you proving?That the word doesn't, it should not have that meaning behind it.Wow.
Look at the reaction of everybody.
Are we serious?We're so far from woke and you're getting negative reaction.Some of the most like offensive people you've ever met.
Some of my best friends were black.So.Oh, you're the same.They still are black, but you know.
Only I can pull that trope.
Oh, no, no.Working on the South Side of Chicago, man. I was the only white boy playing ball with the guys.You know, I used to actually call that.I can't keep saying it all show because then it's just be a bunch of bleeps.But oh, we're not bleeping it.Oh, OK.
Well, I don't mind if you don't.But I'm just saying you're out there, buddy.You can't play ball with in the South Side of Chicago without having that culture.So like you told me, it's called it.Well, yeah.I'd call them nothing, just whatever.
I don't know.
So it's different.So you'll call him the N word, but you won't call him the F word.So it's just like, Oh, okay.
Yeah.I'll say that's a cigarette back in the old days.And it's also gay people.So what?
Okay.
Like, you know, it's just, if you know, it hurts his feelings.I mean, what's worse.I don't even know.but like, depending on what, the way you take it.Let me go anti -woke.It's like, wait, it's short word.
Let me go anti -woke for a second.Let's just, I don't even fully agree with this, but let me just, like, say it behind the scenes.Say that word behind the scenes.Even say that word behind the scenes.Do I fully agree with that?Not necessarily.
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Get started freeBut like, again, I, I can't believe you're making me feel like Caleb woke hammer right now.This makes no sense.But why go to the person and use the word that hurts their feelings to adjust it?Oh, you know, it does.
Do you get?I understand what you're saying.
Yeah.
So then, you know, I'm not doing that intentionally.
It doesn't matter.It doesn't matter if you're doing intentionally or not.If you know it does.Why not hold for at least five seconds until that person leaves?
Well, because you're presenting the opportunity and it's a safe space.You're so excited for it.
Safe space.Your safe space.This is just a space that exists.
No, not my safe space.Apparently his safe space because he gets offended.This is everyone's.What?Oh, buddy.I don't.
Come on.I mean, I feel safe.I don't care.So you shouldn't.
There's a black man across from you.
I should feel more scared.You're saying.
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Okay, thank you, Tyler.Well, actually, not thank you.Apologies, Tyler.But I appreciate you.
I appreciate you, too.And I would never - I gotta ask him real quick before - Are you actually a fan or are you a poser, man?I - see - You know, I just gotta - Yes, he wears the Blackhawks jersey all the time.Okay, good.A lot of posers out there wearing, you know - But he lives in San Antonio.It's the same as if - It's the same as if people wearing stuff that they don't support - You live in San Antonio.
You live in San Antonio.Yeah, unfortunately.
You're the poser.
What, because I don't like tacos?Huh?You don't like Tyler?No, tacos.
Who doesn't like tacos?
You're a freak.You can't be trusted.Italian beef sandwiches.
That was the sketchiest thing you've said all episode, I'll be honest.
Italian beef sandwiches all the way.
So what the fuck?That was a crazy rabbit hole wide.That wasn't the least expected thing I've ever walked into in the history of the show.What the was that?What the was that?So, okay.
So, uh, you're going to be one of the incredibly rare guests in the history of this episode that is going to get fired from their job by being on here.And I think you deserve it.
I probably will because I took the days off anyway today and I, um, already over my limit.So whatever.
But if you took it off, that means you're good though.
Or did you just not show up?I'm a little sick, you know, Yeah, that's...
I mean...Walmart.Walmart, we know who the majority of your customers are.He's calling them words.
I mean...You, uh, so when you pay your employees a little bit, they are only there just to collect the paycheck.That's what you get, you know?
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Get started freeI agree, but you doing that at 42s, uh, pathetic.Well, there's a reason for that though.What's the reason?
I wouldn't even have the job.What's the reason Jerome?Just to pay some taxes that I'm trying to, uh, make sure I think they're all taxes.And I also, uh, for insurance, I, they also, the, um, the cheaper the insurance you get with the employer paying the other half and everything you go on your own.It's expensive.
It wasn't to say the N word on one of the most podcasts in the world.Right.
But, uh, but as I see some bonus, yeah.Cause things, some things need to be said sometimes when people say they were going to do something or, and there's a something I agree with some of your, I'll be honest.So your guests sometimes are,not very intellectual and are you the IRS money?Yeah.Oh yeah.
And you also can't understand intellect and uh, deciding what to do and what not to do and making choices.
What about empathy?
Nah, well.
Is that not an important human quality?
Yes, but it depends where you put it.
This is one of the most raunchy shows on the internet, but it's still an empathetic show because everything I make fun of, I get consent for.It's like in the end, if you don't understand that he would be offended or he'd be offended.
Well, that's fine.They can be offended all they want.It doesn't matter.
They can, it's the empathy behind it.I don't care what you say to your friends, but if you're saying it to someone who would be offended.
It doesn't matter.Doesn't matter.
My dick gets bigger cause I'm a crazy.
With free speech, there's no such thing as absolute free speech.There are limits to that with context.
And consequences to your action.I get fired from Walmart after this.
Yeah, just like that, you know, and no issue with that.And you'll see why I don't care about the way things are headed and the way things are going.
I'm going to call his manager in the post show and report him.Oh, yeah, that would actually be interesting.
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Get started freeYes, because I, you know, you deserve it.
I don't care what happens.You're not a good person.I wanted to report your employee.Your employee will be on camera in front of millions of people saying the full N word.He's also been accused of multiple times.And today him not being at work.
He lied about being sick.
This guy, this is the worst guest we've ever had on.
Well, just because I say a word racist jokes don't like actually racist people.No, that's kind of the issue.
My first ever girlfriend I had and my virginity.I f**ked a black b**ch too.Who cares?Puerto Rican and that's even worse.You know the attitude of those people?That's worse?
We have a Puerto Rican back there.What do you want to say?Then they should know.They know.The Puerto Rican ladies.Aren't they hot?
They're f**king crazy.Yeah, they're crazy.she, that's why he lost my virginity to her.Cause she was at what age?23.Oh, you're a loser.
No, there's a reason for that though.I'm Catholic and I was trying to save myself for marriage.She showed up to the date where and see through everything.She asked if I wanted to have some more fun.I said, you know what?Why not?
And that was my introduction to San Antonio when I moved.
Oh no.What a little victim.
Oh, you've been in San Antonio for decades.Yes.Okay.
So, okay.So you're saying the reason you're doing this Walmart job is the IRS?
Well, for insurance.
Tell me about it.
Uh, okay.Yeah.So the insurance bubble, what's this IRS thing?I just owe some back taxes.
Why though?
For what?
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It's the, uh, I had a job prior to that.Huh?I had a job.
Tell me, I need the context.If I'm going to do a financial audit on you, give me the story.Give me the context.What is this?My old job, my old job, the railroad train choo choo.
Okay.I, uh, decided it'd be better to claim tax exempt and pay my taxes at the end of the year instead of the government taking and giving me a refund.Yeah.Bad strategy.Exactly.And I decided not to pay them.
And, uh, and why, uh, just didn't have the money of time.I didn't feel like working extra hours.That's why we do the, I figured that once they audited me and they started garnishing my wages, that's how I just pay them back and just, yeah, but with like a 25 % premium, no, it wasn't that bad.
Do the interest rate that usually gets on it is pretty brutal.
Yeah, but they're getting less fees added to it.
Usually add up to around 20%.
Yeah, but they'll get paid, you know, sure.
They garnish the 20 % premium.
Are they garnishing?They were, but.It was paid off?No, no.Why was it were and not are?Oh, because I haven't held a job for more than like six months since then.
So actual job.So they don't know you're working at Walmart?They don't know you're working at Walmart?Oh, not yet, I guess.I've only been there two months.Okay, wow, what the?
So from 2020 till now, I've done a lot of side hustles and other things.
Okay, so tell me, yeah, so you brought that up at the beginning.Tell me about your side hustles.
The one I started out with was, I'm an AP arcade player.Are you single?Yes, by choice.By choice.Bullshit.Okay.
Who the fuck is kidding with you?Oh, you'd be surprised.Okay.It depends who you go for and what you want, right?Yeah, who are you going for?So the last year or two, and the past almost 15 years, I've been a man and I just hook up.
And if there's somebody that piques my interest, I'll date them for a while.But it usually doesn't end well, because it's a selfish world.We're all selfish.There's a lot of trust issues that go on and I just don't want to deal with it no more.So with people my age and around my age, women that age and around that age are either divorced, have kids, are unhappy.They just want to f*** too.
So just have fun and not have to have that tie into a relationship with the money and the living expenses, all that crap.Just go your separate ways and do all that.That's fine.
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Get started freeDo what you want to do.But I have a hard time thinking you'd be able to Lock someone.
Oh, you should.Speaking of which, I'll show you and I'll open my phone.You can see the people I've been with are my girlfriends, but why have you never, have you never, uh, uh, offered up your phone to show what your girlfriend looks like and give an idea of, oh, she's fat or she's cute or all that stuff.
So they can attest, but the thing is, so why would I not?
Yeah.Why would I not?I mean, for privacy, I get that.
Yes.Cause one of the biggest shows on the internet.So obviously I'm being private.
to protect him.Yeah, and obviously, you protect the guests and all that, but so you can do the same.Yeah, Jerome.You can do the same.or show the guests, or be like, okay, well, I can see where you're rating.No.
Because you saying the comments, it gives you a rating scale of like what you actually think is attractive.
Yeah, that's my opinion, my show, bitch.
A little gordita from San Antonio may actually be decent looking, but in your eyes, she's, you know, 140 pounds.I may be too big.What?Who knows?
Probably not.
I don't know.
Depending on her height.Shoot, you made like anorexic ones.
No, that's gross.Well, we don't know that you just, she's a six.
You're not entitled to see my girlfriend.It's my show, you freak.What are you talking about?I mean, you don't have to show yours either.
Oh, I will.I'll show them off.Cause I'm proud, but only based on looks though.I'm proud of them.
The people you're with now, I guess is all I did.Okay.So you're single, you're permanently online, weird echo chambers.
I mean, come on.Okay.No, no, no, no, no.I may come off as Red Pill or whatever the echo chambers are thick.That's not even Red Pill, man. I don't even know what you are.
Rational.Atheist.MGTOW.
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I don't even know what that is, honestly.That's one thing that I don't even think about.I don't care.Uh -huh.No, it's a...It's I don't even know what I am.
I just know my beliefs and the way who what I do.And that's all it is. I'm very honest, very forward.Wow.I'm open book.
Revolutionary, ladies and gentlemen.
It is for so that you have on body.
Everyone, everybody.You need to butterfly this.I'm like one person who freaked out about it.But they're all worried about my words.OK, so.what are the side hustles?
Yeah, let's get back to that.That's how I forget.
So I play arcade games and I win the prizes and sell them for profit.I went last night.I got some prizes.
I single 42 freak racist playing arcade games by himself around all the kids.This is not great.
Technically.Yeah, but this is not great.I also, uh, I also, uh, participate in, um, a legal loophole, gray area part of gambling online.Oh, do you?But I don't necessarily gamble my own money.I am not sponsored, but I write letters and send them in by the mail and I get paid five dollars for every one I do.
And when I get my money, a free play, then I play it and I cash out.If you win.No, I always win.I mean, well, okay.That's not how casinos work.Well, I lose in the long run.
However, I get the free money to play because of the work I did for the writing.Why not pay your bills?Well, because I do gamble a little too much sometimes.Oh, shocker.
You're a failure in every way.
Some bills are more important than others.
How do you even pay your bills?So how long were you gapped between your previous job and Walmart that you've been at for two months?
I, well, I mean, I worked other jobs between, so.How do you pay your bills?Just when I need more money, I'll go get a job.But other than that, it's by mainly the.
Did you always think money is not rent?
No, it's the art.Well, no, actually, just recently I decided to move in back with my mother.
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Get started freeOh, you are such a failure.
I wasn't going to.
You're pathetic.
I wasn't going to, but she offered.And why not take the offer for course mother will offer but well dude, you're pathetic No, no, she's uh, she's had a lot.She's uh done a lot for meand uh, she's had enough.She's had enough of my BS, but Oh, you're gross, man.
What's wrong with you?You disgusting beast of you, dude.I don't even know.I don't even know.And why do you have breathalyzer on you by the way?Not my security guard told me about.
Cause uh, That's crazy, no one's ever coming with a breathalyzer.I mean, I figured I'd bring it just in case I need it.Why would you need it?Well, you gotta blow into it, so.For why?To make sure I'm not drinking.
For what purpose?You prove to yourself constantly?
My third DUI.Okay, why don't you blow into it right now.Oh yeah, actually that's a good idea, because it would make sense why I said certain things and did certain things if, you know, Okay, yeah, well this is what happens when you don't have a car, but they still have to track you and your consumption So oh, yeah, three do you I said hope you don't have one?
How did you get here?
I could if I wanted to and I could have a license you get here I took the bus II I was gonna take an uber but blow into that thing.
Here we go He passed good.Okay, so I feel comfortable doing this cuz I don't want I wouldn't want to the drunk person.No, that would there's a One she was a lady.I didn't realize towards the end say what I say or Sober and it'd be better if you were drunk, but not for the sake of filming because they wouldn't feel good for me Well, yeah, you're on probation.So you legally can't drink, right?
Yeah, even if I just had there's a loophole well for the the casino stuff not the Well, I see for okay.Well There is no loophole for that.
Except this is what he told Colton, go f*** yourself.I don't care if I ruin your life.Only have to do it twice a day.So you can do it at 5 a .m.and then do it later in the day and have a drink in between.
Yes.If you really wanted to drink, it's not a loophole.but there's three windows you have to blow from 5 to 8 a .m.,m., 5 to 8 p .m.
, and 10 to midnight.So, to me, it's almost pointless to have this because you could get drunk in the middle of the day or early morning after you blow at 5 a .m.and then sober up and then blow at 7 .59 p .m.and you'd be fine.
So, I don't think I do it.
I don't do it.3 DUIs on probation has to blow into a breathalyzer.can't drive, lives with mother, 42 years old, gambling issues, addictions, vehemently racist.Um, it's one more that you have going.Oh, I'll pay my IRS.What do you, what is going for you in life?
Cause right now you're actually the most pathetic person I've ever met in the over four years of filming this show.No, it could be pathetic.I think right.
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Get started freeAll those things that I just stacked up a pension.That's one thing from the railroad.Yeah.Okay.Who owes, what's the pension?Uh, well today's money, it would be around $1 ,500 a month.
So it's not much, but no, but I won't die off of that.So the pension doesn't go bust.We'll see.The road retirement is way more solvent than social security.
So I'm not worried about that.
But what do you have actually going for you that you've done?I mean, the hustle gene, man, I can, that I've been able to survive this long with hustling and doing my thing with some help.
No, what do you have going for you now?Because you're not surviving.You're with your mother at 42.
So what is going for you?The casino thing I do, right?I average...
That's what you're going to say is going for you?The casino thing?Well, for now.For now.Dude, you have nothing in life.This is sad.
No, for now.Your life is sad.For now.What do you have to hold on to to not kill yourself every day?Which maybe you should for the sake of the world in Minecraft.
It would be a lot better for the rest of us in Minecraft.Well, you know, with the empathy part, I really don't go around diddling kids or nothing crazy, so...
That's what's going for you, is you don't like little kids?The reason you don't kill yourself is you don't get little kids.Society -wise, everybody's fine.
For me, personally, in my immediate family, not so great.
What do you have to hold on to in life?What is the reason to keep going in your pathetic life?
Family, for sure.Well, they're all going to die soon.Well, I hope not.Well, you're a mother.You're 42.Come on.
No, no, no.My mother, yeah.The, uh, my siblings, they probably don't like you, but also, uh, my, uh, nieces and nephews.Yeah.They're going to all going to be ashamed of you from this.Oh, yeah, sure.
But they, they don't, I don't care.
They don't care if you die.No.What is the reason for you to keep living?Unfortunately for the rest of us in Minecraft, just to enjoy life.
Honestly, like what are you enjoying?You live with mother, you're gambling, you're an alcoholic to make money.It's like, okay, this is my also belief with the credit score situation, all this stuff.Money is just a tool to pay bills and that's it.But you don't pay bills.Well, I pay what I need to pay.
That's about it.
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Get started freeDo you live with your mother, you f***ing weirdo?I've traveled.And this is what's so pathetic is you are the guy that you're ranting to Colin before about men and women, how men have gone soft and the world is against men and women is that.And honestly, You're right.College is stacked for women right now, and it's against men.There are some real things.
The gender divide is horrible.The gender wars are horrible.The loneliness dating apps are, if they were a country alone, would be literally the 25th most unequal country in the world in terms of the ratio against men in terms of what you pay for and what you get.It's really bad.There's lots of things.But you're a pathetic excuse of a person that you would not be able to adequately, adequately speak on the actual realities of men and women in this country at all.
And yet you're just sitting there ranting, ranting, ranting about how men are pathetic, you're pathetic.You're the example.You are the example of what is wrong with men.You are pathetic living as a mom at 45.
As a man, it doesn't matter how much you make or what you do for a lot of women.They don't care about that anymore because they want to be boss babes and they want, especially these boss babes, liberal women want traditional men.
You're not a traditional man.You live with your mother.You're an alcoholic.You gamble every day.You are not traditional.You know, that's like the biggest DUI city in the country.
It's like one of the biggest.
You are a failure in every way.It wasn't stacked against you.There are actual men that have statistical things stacked against them with the end of male spaces and whatnot.That is an actual truth.
What do they have against them other than maybe being born as a poor, poor black man, you know?What do you say?What do they have against them that they can't take or they can't do more with?What do you mean?What are you saying?
What's your counter argument?
They have, uh, Roadblocks or they have legitimate reasons why they can't get ahead in life and do all this.That's what you said roadblocks Well, whatever you said, no, there's a loneliness crisis and the dating apps and everything is like against there's only a crisis because they're making it because men and women don't know how the how they react with each other and stuff.
So you're the pinnacle of man who can speak for how men are pathetic now?
Men need not to be afraid to hit up DM sometimes, to go out and find a woman, not to be afraid.
Sure, I agree.But you also have to acknowledge the cancel culture that exists and the T app and Facebook groups.These are real things.
I was a part of Facebook group, I won't mention, but I was accused of from some people.Okay we're not surprised and I bet you did it.And you know what I did?I told them straight up and the people won't do this.If you really believe that you're a shit friend for not uh going to the police or going and being for your friend and if you still believe that call the police have them come to me I'll do an interview and we'll do this stuff.Okay.
That's the reason why.So who accused you?Oh I don't actually I do not.but it's a somebody I barely know.It's a part of what was the accusation against you?That's it.
I forced myself on somebody that he knows.And yeah, he said, I heard you forced yourself on somebody.And, uh, what did the person that you forced yourself on say, I don't know who they won't say they don't want to say cause a victim, you know, whatever.And I, and I told him then do it and go to the police, do all this stuff.It's mainly because, you know, When you are like me, you don't know anymore.
But first of all, you're plastered out of your mind.How do you know?
No, seeing that I 3d your eyes.I Yeah, well, and see, that's the other thing to all that pissed me off.You mentioned something about DUIs.And also, first of all, you don't know anything about the legal system when it comes to actually being in it and going to court cases and stuff when it comes to criminal.When it comes to criminal, have you ever dealt with a criminal case?All cases are different.
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Get started freeA DUI is not a DUI is a DUI.They're all different.My first one was for sleeping, was for sleeping in my car.And I didn't know it was illegal to just sleep in your car to sleep at all.Oopsie, you broke the law.Yeah.
Okay.And then the other one was I didn't leave the parking lot.I got another one.The third one was legit.I traveled two miles.I was over.
That's fair.That was fair.Very fair.They're all fair.And technically they are.I went to jail.
How would I need to have gone through a criminal issue myself?
Because there's a difference between DUIs is if you were traveling and get in an accident, or if you were sleeping in your car, there's a reason why a third DUI in Texas is considered a felony and two years, two to 10 years in prison.Good.I got the choice of misdemeanor felony and I didn't have to serve any time.But, and I actually took the felony because the probation is a little easier.And for me personally, Oh, you're never going to get a job again.Me personally, I know my, the
way I am and the way I move.And I like, you know what?Felony won't hurt me that much.
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I almost believe nothing that's accused against anyone anymore.
It's because it's absolutely insane.
The reason why people say shit like that too is because of jealousy.No one knows you.Why would someone accuse you?
I'm known in that group.
A Facebook group?
It's a big group here locally.
What is it?
Singles of Round Rock.
Why would they accuse you?What's the point?Round Rock?
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Get started freeYeah, Round Rock Singles.
I used to live in Round Rock for five years.
Yes, I used to live there.
Round Rock is a small little town.
It's as big a suburb of Austin.
Suburb!It's not like a big thing.
It's probably almost as big as Austin.It's getting there.It's ridiculous.Over a million people in Round Rock?I don't know.No, I would highly doubt that.
Well, most people can't even.That's why they go to Round Rock and Fluger.They can't afford Austin.
No one would just, I, well, no, no, no.I mean, yes, random accusations, 100 % do exist, but if you're someone known, I would consider it probably likely bullshit.
What I was saying before I was interrupted.
By the way, it's, uh, it's about 15 % of the population.Of what?Round Rock has 15 % of the population is Austin.
Oh, well, I mean.
So shut the f**k up.You know nothing.You say things, you don't know things.
I mean, okay.Williamson County will say that.Okay.Yeah.The, uh, the whole point about the, uh, I just don't understand why someone would accuse you.What's wrong with that?
Who's jealous of you?I, uh, dude, you're dude, you see, I'll just say what's the culture was totally weaponized and I don't believe people anymore, but I don't understand why you, once you get also a couple of women and you have fun with them, then they talk to, and then they think about it and they're like, Oh, he was fun.And then you get a message like, Hey, what are you doing tonight?And you know, you go with that and you just have fun with different women and they start talking and things happen.And next thing you know, you're doing too much with too many people and people don't like that.So.
and I haven't done it in a while, but anyone that's good.I'm glad.I mean, you're just going through those words instead.Yeah, I, I will admit to that.That's fine.But it's only if it's not consensual.
So you consented to me saying it.So yeah, I guess there was implied.You didn't necessarily think I would have wanted me to, but you can send it to it.So.
I don't know what the fuck to do with you.What do I even put down as your income?
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Get started freeUh, I make about $900 every two weeks.So $1 ,800 monthly for Walmart and on average at a minimum.
I'm going to cross that out because I'm going to call your manager and get you fired in the post shop.
A minimum of $1 ,000 from the casino stuff.Yeah, a month.And then about $500, let's say, for arcade stuff that I haven't been doing.I could do more.You are such a joke.I just haven't done much.
But see, the casino stuff.It varies a lot.So about a few days ago, I actually did get a $4 ,600 payment from them.Gosh, that helped.But it's this is strictly in Minecraft, in Minecraft, in Minecraft.I've never played Minecraft, so I don't even know that this is in Minecraft.
What is what would the world lose anything if you were no longer here?
I don't think in Minecraft, it's like the ender dragon or something, or I don't.And that's all I know about Minecraft.
No, you're the zombie that pulls up to a village, knocks on the door and it's a bitch.What do you think your financial score is 0 to 10 0 being the worst 10 being the best 0 .5 pension yeah That's a lot more than most people can say these days I'm just saying no not at your age actually most people don't even have a pension pension, but they do have retirement
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This is what it looks like.I signed it and I mailed it to you.I'm not giving one to him because he's a bad person and he deserves nothing.
You could see that.Oh, I thought you said fat.I thought you said bad.Well, same thing.And they're both.Let's see.
Let's see what your finances.Yes, we're doing that.Yeah.Oh, okay.I arrest that.This is since 2019.
Yeah.What the f*** is wrong with you?You're pathetic.You are actually, I can't believe you're the one that says, man, I'm weak.You are the example of weak men.You're holding our society back.
You're not providing anything.You're a taker, not a contributor.
Oh, I don't, I don't.
You are the weak men that create hard times.
Yeah, but I don't even qualify for taking anything though.I, I've even tried for.
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Get started freeNo, but you owe your taxes.
Yeah.Yeah.I mean, they'll get it back eventually.
Really?I don't know.Now when you get fired, what wages are they going to garnish?
Well, I don't I mean, I'm going to have jobs here and there.
So here and there, you felony who's hiring you?
I mean, there's a lot.
Why did you leave the railroad?
Oh, boy.Oh, there's multiple reasons.
Many of them colored kind.
No, there's there's a multitude of reasons.Some more important than the other.
The main reason is the worst purple.
Of the people?Well, black and white are technically not colors, you know.
And which ones are worse?Which race is the worst?Which race on planet Earth is the worst race?
They're all bad.But of course, it's the Howard.No, of course, it's the worst.That's a good question.I never thought of it.If I had to pick one, if I had to pick one, well, it's not necessarily race, but region.
There's two of them, some Indians and Nigerians.A lot of scammers, a lot of people taking money.
And what's the worst race?
There's no such thing as the worst race.The worst regions are people of color and races, horrible white people, horrible black people, horrible Asians.
Oh, very well.
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Which race is the least moral?
Well, It's not a race, everybody but Americans.We have our own culture, like Iran or Iran, whatever, what they think they're doing over there is right and everything, so who are we to say that they're wrong, you know?
So for me - What's your least favorite disability?My favorite job interview question, by the way.
The ones that people claim they have that they don't, which is a lot of times mental.
No, middle disability.What's your least favorite?Well, you have many.
Most mental disabilities are bullshit.
You think my panic disorder is bullshit?
No, because that also has physical traits to it.That is real, and I think that coincides with mental disability, but when people say, It's being weaponized way too much just to get make excuses for not going to work or for doing this for doing that and Okay, especially like what's your monthly payment on your IRS?Zero, right?I mean, I I do plan on doing a payment plan instead of them You want to say about the military of the disability crap, you know, like that's not just all bad no, but People use disability.You see that on this show.We have people that have abused it.
It happens all the time outside and it's not just military, it's anybody and everybody.It is. I even abused FMLA when I worked for the railroad.
We're not surprised.
You're pathetic.Because my girlfriend at the time has crippling anxiety, can't drive, all that stuff.
She was a cripple and that's the only one that would f*** you.
Achieving consent to it?most times until the last time we no no no wait that sounds bad that's not what i meant well you are accused of no the last time that we hooked up uh we recorded ourselves and i saw i saw her face on her look or the look on her face you know you're recording yeah she knew and uh i could tell then that it was anyone else seen it no no not that no No, but other ones.No, but they've seen enough.She used to be in modeling.She used, she even went to play by mansion one.She used to be in the culture, but she, uh, we went to her psychiatrist and she filled out paperwork for me to get FMLA on her, even though we're not married or have any spousal relationship come along as BS, like that shouldn't even happen.
But I took advantage of it and I got FMLA.
Just like you took advantage of her.Very good.Show me a picture.
Yeah, I will.But a boy model.Let's see.Well, no, no, no, no.she used to.
Oh no, here's the walk back.
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Get started freeHere's the walk back!She went to the Playway Mansion and she did stuff there, like a little pageantry or whatever, but she wasn't like, she used to do that stuff and she's gorgeous, but she, um, she has issues and she's one of the reasons.
Literally to be with you.
Yeah, she's one of the reasons why I quit the railroad.But the main reason is because I just hated this 24 -7 on -call job.That's why you make good money.And the people that work there were, you know, annoying.They're cheating on their wives, complaining about bills.I had enough of that crap.
I had enough of like being on call all the time.I lived in Round Rock, but I had to report to San Antonio two hours to get to work.
How much were you making?
Well, for me, it varied a lot because a lot of times I had to go to work.On average, what were you making?at the minimum, uh, like five grand a month at max 15 grand a month.See, you're making good money.
That's why it comes with it.
Yeah.And that they, they show me a picture.Okay.Hold on.
There's additional 2018 IRS that 4 ,198 hours with a new man, but that gives you an idea.
He's about 20 years older.Okay.
I mean, that's average white girl to me. I mean, I mean, I, Probably out of your league.Sure.
Yeah.Yeah.I, I completely agree.Even my last sex in there.She doesn't have it.At least not that I know of.
She doesn't have a nose job, but it wouldn't surprise me. I don't know.And do you still talk to her a little bit here and there, but not, no, just like share a real here and there.She'll send me, she'll send me a real of like a train thing or, um, Oh, I forgot about the last one.Oh, playing arcade games.2015 IRS you owe for over more than a decade ago.Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's still there.
What the f*** is wrong with you, dude?What?So, okay, even back in 2000...That's 24 ,000 years ago.hundred eleven dollars and forty nine cents.
That's insane.
Yeah, I thought it was lower, but I guess with how he's an interest, I don't know.That year I might have worked enough.I don't know.I only had my railroad job at the time and I claimed tax exempt.So.
So you've been doing that since your thirties, since even before your thirties, you've been doing the tax exempt bullshit.
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You know, when I need extra money, when I need extra money, literally not a contributor in any way whatsoever.Well, taking, well, other than I don't take like resources, I owe everyone's taxes are going to have to be higher because of people like you who aren't paying their fair share.You're the people that aren't paying their fair share.
Now I'm in the bracket to where, uh, I shouldn't have to pay anything.So except for what I owe, maybe.
When was the last time you had not filed exempt?
A few years ago.
Well, now, yeah, I'm getting weird.Now this is 2023 through 24, 25, 23 to through 25 IRS.It's crazy.So you have four individual debts with the IRS.
Oh, you don't even know.It's question mark.
It's question mark.For what?
The last IRS debt 23 to 25.Yeah.Cause I didn't, I didn't file.So.
Oh, it just happened.You filed.
Why?So the past three years you haven't.Well, cause I was around the, uh, the minimum requirement to file or not, poverty, whatever, on my jobs.
Through your own choice, too.
That's insane.Well, I figured if with all the little jobs I had in the W, whatever they send, it was a little too much to keep track of.So I figured they'll audit me and they'll get it.So it is what it is.But that's why I'm here.I have a laissez -faire attitude with pretty much everything and I love it.
I love the freedom.However, I do want to clean it up a little bit.
Freedom, but you still owe your taxes because then you cost people like millions.yeah but they're gonna get their money no matter what again it's freedom yes to a certain extent you can't drive drunk well you can you'll just get in trouble for it exactly when you did yeah yeah and so the future What's the future look like for you?What are you even trying to do?What are we trying to do?I'm sure you want to clean a little bit of this up, but what can we do on the income side?Like what, what is there for you?
Actually, I'm not too worried about cleaning stuff up right now.Uh, what's the point?What are we doing?Well, I eventually, yes, but it's more about progressing and us, you know, business stuff and business making more money.Who's going to do business with you?I'll do my, well, anybody that wants to make money because I deal with I also have a resale certificate and I used to buy wholesale and sell retail and all that kind of stuff.
So, okay.What's our business future?Mainly continuing doing the casino stuff while it's still legal in Texas until that runs out.And then is that on the docket for no longer being legal?It's been on the docket for the last couple of years, and they've been getting voted for it.No, not yet.
It's been taken up here and there.
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Get started freeBut oh, but the elections and stuff, they still what you make a thousand hours a month from that year.That's not our survival.
That's that's on average minimum.Like I sometimes.
So average minimum is in K. Yeah, but average minimum in that case would be twelve thousand a year.
That's the safe.
That's still twelve thousand a year.Average safe minimum.You're not living on that.
So what's the future?I was and I have been until I injured myself.I broke my arm and I had, I couldn't work for two months.So things got back and I'm like, you know what, it's better for me to go home and save some money.And I healed up and now I'm getting back on my feet.So, uh, listen, normally I would offer him things to help, but I'm not going to.
So, uh, you, you don't get a course career certification, which is what most people,the show, which is what everyone else on the show uses to improve their income through their job experience with the course careers on the resume and get a better job.Q, I'm not going to get you access to any kind of personal loans or extra help that you can find on CalebHammer .com.I'm not going to do that.I'm not going to get you on Helium either.
Q, you get nothing.
Q. Loans.or not even, shouldn't even be allowed.
You don't need, exactly.I thought there was freedom.Why?I can't borrow from someone?
Go f**k yourself.That's not freedom.F**k you.But you don't need that to be financially successful.It's actually better to have no credit score or even a bad one and pay with things in cash.
Someone trying to get a $400 ,000 median price home.
That's easy.Manual underwriting.You could do it even with bad credit and have a bigger down payment.That's still a loan.Yeah, exactly.But you don't need a credit score or other loans to show the fact.
That's still a loan.You just said you don't, shouldn't have loans.That's a loan.F**k you.
Yes.Manual underwriting isn't everywhere for everyone.That's a different type of loan.You were saying a personal loan.That's completely different than a home mortgage.Even a personal loan, you can get manual underwriting.
You can manual underwrite any kind of loan.
Exactly.So it doesn't matter even if you pay your bills and stuff.
What are you talking about?What is the point you're trying to make?
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Get started freeWhat I'm trying to make is it doesn't matter what your, even your past is and the bills you pay or don't pay, you can always get what you want.
Not necessarily.Who's going to qualify you even with manual underwriting?
Well, anybody, if you have enough cash to like 20 % or to have some equity in the home that they'll take the chance on it.
You have 80 ,000 hours for a 20 % down payment on it.
First of all, that's a ridiculous amount of price.You don't need that kind of home.
That's the median.
Yeah.For where?In this country.Even San Antonio.The United States.Yeah.
But San Antonio, you could get a condo for a hundred K. So.Can.Not necessarily are.Not necessarily you want to.I get it, but.Well, who knows?
Maybe that's not even for sale.You live within your means.You don't have to.Plus, Anyway, uh, the next five years, I kind of want to, uh, the main focus I have is possibly living in Albania and where you only have to make $1 ,200 a month to live there.And the cost of living is so damn cheap.
You know why?Because the incomes are associated.with it.You're not going to make dick over there.
But yeah, you can, you can make money in America while being there.A lot of retirees do it on the social security.With like remote jobs and different things.What are you going to do?You don't even need that, like necessarily.
Huh?
Yeah.You don't.How are you going to make money?You can easily make $1 ,200 a month.How are you going to?Well, there, there is a way to, It's not dropshipping.
You can make products, especially a source from Albania and sell them on Amazon and do like...But you'll be in Albania.No, you can start it here and export the...But you'll be in Albania.Yeah, but you can still do it here.How?
You're not here.You're in Albania.
No, you can conduct business in Albania or here.It's fine.What are you dropshipping?It's not dropshipping.I would actually make it with the...It's actually from the Baltic.
It's the teas and...How?And Sage and all that stuff, yeah.It's specific to the Baltic.
If you could just do this, why haven't you?
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Get started freeIt costs money, and I don't also...Then how are you going to, if it costs money?I'll make the money.How do you make the money?It's not even that expensive if you want to do it on your own.Then why haven't you done it?
You keep counter...Because I'd rather do it professionally and...
So why aren't you?
With SEO and all that stuff.
Why aren't you?
Because I don't have the money.And how are you going to?Easily.What?Work.You're not, you're about to get fired from your Walmart job fairly.
Yeah, but that's not, that's not really.Well, unfortunately that's your only income and you have a felony, so good luck.Yeah, but that's a, there's always jobs and always a way to make money no matter who you are.Not necessarily for felons.Oh yeah.Oh yeah.
There's, there's felons, even worse charges and all that to me that make more money.Yeah, until your conviction comes through.Shoot, I invite it to try.I actually would love it.Because I, you know, when Pete, the reason why people don't do stuff like that or like lawsuits is because there's discovery process.And if you open yourself up to discovery, then you have the chance.
to ruin your own life, especially when there's a false accusation.So I invite that.
Okay.What are we going to find in your life?
Nothing that I won't talk about here.
Okay.Yeah.Meeting in San Antonio is cheaper.It's right around that.Like, uh, it ranges from two 60 to three 10.So there you go.
So are you saving up?Well, you're not going to live.No, no.Okay.Is everything what you're doing for that money?
Illegal?Technically, yes.Technically, yes.So it could not be very...Do you have any knowledge in the trading cards sphere?Okay, well...
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When you buy a box of cards and not Pokemon, it's a little different because that's a trading card, but like a sports cards.When you buy a box, there's a no purchase necessary caveat to that because otherwise it's considered gambling because you're buying something that you don't know the value of.So the casinos work the same way in certain states.So in order for them to be legal, they have to give you ways to play for free.And that's what I do.I enter with postcards and I'm talking about tea business, man.
Oh, that not what that's.That's, wait, legal.Yeah, it's completely legal.It's just, you have to go through the process.What's your funding source you'll need?Altogether, to do it legitimately, like with the professional photos, all that stuff with Amazon, it would be no more than $25K.
You're never going to get to $25K.Oh, yeah.
What?That's another reason why I want to come here, because I know my situation's not the best.
I know it's not the worst.No, not at all.It's pretty bad.You live with your mother at 42.
It doesn't take much to reverse that.It doesn't matter if you're a felon, even if you make little money.
You make $1 ,500 a month right now.
You're not getting a 25.To me, it's all about the mindset people have.Oh, the grindset!No, not that.If you make a million dollars a year, you can still be a destitute and poor and waste your money.Sure.
And yet you're all of it.
You can make two grand a month and have more money in the bank than people that make a ton.Not you.I will.I will.
Will.Never have.Never do.But will.Always in the future.Never now.
Yes.That's that's why.Forty two.
Now you're going to change.
Yes.I've always been a coward in the sense of there and not making it known to the world, uh, personal responsibility.And that's why I came here is because I can say, I can tell it to myself all day.Look at the mirror every day, but to put yourself out there and know more accountability, that is a driving factor.If I'm not willing to change for, A lot of other things in my life.
Okay, then stop saying the n -word to black people.
Change that.I haven't been doing that.I just said it to make a point that it's just a word and I respect if a black person came to me.
Yeah, you did to your black co -worker, I'm told.
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Get started freeWhich one?Oh, no, that which one?Exactly.Exactly.Well, it depends on which one you're talking about.Like back in the day when I was playing basketball, I'm sure I use it, but it was I was a part of the group.
I was in the culture.I thought maybe you're talking culture.Yeah, I was part of black culture.Don't look like it, obviously, but I was one of them.You know, South Side Chicago and speak in jive.Now, you mean Ebonics?
Sure.OK, well, I kind of did.I Yeah, you know, you morph into what you're around.So it sounds like you can't anymore.Oh, no.Like if if that was the case, I would be speaking Spanish and eating tacos.
But well, they're delicious.
What is wrong with you?
Well, if you go to Laredo, maybe.But and I don't know if these tacos you have up here, they're not they're hoity toity crap.You know, they've got cabbage in it.Like that's not Mexican.
You're going to like a white people taco.Go to a Mexican food truck where they can't speak English.
They're everywhere.The stripes at the on the border.You know, wait, do you know what stripes is?No, it's a gas station basically.And they sell tacos and great.
I don't go to the border.It's weird.
I'm sorry.What?That's where you get the women you pay for the casino.down there.You know, you can, uh, Oh dude, you're such a loser.It's okay.
Listen, you have this kind of collections.
Oh, you're qualified for credit at some point, but 9 ,977.What's your plan with this?
It doesn't matter.
It's been on your credit for two years, so it's going to be on there for a long time.
Oh, that's probably the, uh, the eviction thing.
Be candid by choice your family by choice.Okay, you're fit Your family just like you're single.Yeah, your family your parents your sisters.You're all that good stuff.They all Find you pretty pathetic, correct?
Oh, yeah when it comes to finances sure but comes to your life.
Nah, how what do you mean?
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Get started freeTell me it's the heart.It's the heart.They know I have a good heart.What?I even I even told my mother that I may be saying some stuff and words on there.You know what she said?
Go ahead, like, you do you.And she she might not necessarily support language, but she supported me and what I decided I want to say.
No, she doesn't.
My mother is a little, you know, old school.So like grandmothers, you know, if you if you talk to my grandmother and ask about going down the street at night, you know, she'll say some from a long line of racism.
Yeah.
The hood and all.
Huh.But they have a nice day on the back of.Okay, and additional collections is First Premier Bank, probably a credit card, is $476.
I haven't had a credit card in years, so it's...
Okay, well this has been on collections since five years.So a couple more years and that'll fall off.
So what was the self -intended eviction?I don't even know if that's true because...
What was the self -intended eviction?
I just didn't like paying the rent I was paying, and I was paying monthly rent.and a month to month rate way too much.And I said, you know what, I'm going to save the money instead and go somewhere else.And yeah, just waited till my time was up and use that money elsewhere.Because the same thing is true.When was it?
Even if you have eviction, you got a place to live.
Where'd you go?
Uh, you know, an extended stay America.I rented a room for about a year in a, one of those in a drug den.This one was not too bad.It was in Round Rock.What the f***?Why?
It's really cheap.All bills paid $1 ,200 a month, basically.$1 ,200?
I can get you cheaper rental and everything after bills paid for that.
Oh, not necessarily without a roommate.Well, depending where you live.I was right downtown Round Rock.Yes, but it would be like a studio.What?You can't find a place for $1 ,200 in Round Rock without a roommate or nothing.
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Get started freeThat's a wrong life.
It's the mini 6th Street down there.Come on.It's not, but this difference is you have cougars there that are willing to, you know, everyone's banged the downtown.
Yeah.Get the donuts, buddy.That place ain't nice.
I didn't necessarily say it was nice, but it's not, it's better than six street downtown.Even fifth street, seventh street.They're not that great.I'm just, Austin itself is.Trash in San Antonio, my friend.Oh, I'm not going to argue with that.
However, they both can be trash.OK, I'm just.
Well, they're safer than Chicago.
Yes.
I mean, statistically, sure.Statistical.Statistically, Chicago is barely even reporting their statistics.I don't want to hear it.
And I think San Antonio is too in Austin, especially also in a liberal city.You think they're going to say, oh, look at our crime rates.
But with the governor and how interjecting they get in our cities here.Yes.
A bit more governor like like the governor.really matters.
It's absolutely a strong governor state like Texas and Florida.Yes.
Where the governor plays big roles in local politics.You bet.I don't know.It was more of the AG if anything, like they just rated a large car.
You know who our AG is.He's like full.
Yeah.And he's been overstepping his balance.
Like the local authority.You can't say it's not different than in Texas.
Then in Chicago is that the cities themselves also.Report things and they just okay.They're gonna hide what they want.
I don't give a so this is gonna be swayed Collections that's been on your credit for two years 472.I don't know what it's for.I don't know Oh capital one.
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This went to elections officially.Oh, great.You're a fan.Four years.I mean, credit's credit.It don't really matter.
$393.Oh, no, no, that's not that bad.
Oh, you had kickoff.Kickoff is actually good.It's like, oh, it is.Can be.I don't know.This isn't actually in collections.
It's not.It's currently closed.Not sold to collections yet.Oh, you're actually making pain.Oh, until the 24.Okay.
I don't even know what that is.
So if it's only $45, just pay this and it'll immediately boost your credit, but you don't care about your credit.No, I don't care about the credit, but that's kind of a rental back rent.
That's our paying back debt.That's all it is.
It doesn't matter if they use it to actually do things like get you access to a car loan, which you might need at some point or in an apartment.Yeah.Cash, but you'd just be getting multi -thousand dollar clunkers, which eventually you're getting to the point.We're getting to the point where it's hard to get a cash car now in people's positions like you, because pretty much the only non -shitty car starts at $10 ,000 minimum, which good luck saving up $10 ,000.
Not if you know where to look.Where do you look?
I might as well be honest, maybe help somebody out there.
Well, it's either that or an Uber.So I guess it's not that expensive, actually.We're technically reimbursing you.It's like actually like 120 buck Uber there or the bus ride.
It's only compared to like gas down.
That's pretty brutal.It's not that bad, but like the bus is only like 20 bucks.That's surprising.Yeah, it's not.OK, how long has it been since you had a car?
About three years.Speaking of which, a repossession, $10 ,000 still owed on that.
Yeah.
It's probably gone to collections.
It might be over time or whatever.I don't know.Technically it's on my credit, but you know.
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Get started freeWell maybe, I don't know.So how close are you to downtown?
Downtown San Antonio.Actually, technically I live just outside San Antonio.
So what the f*** do you get around on a scooter to, into that highway infrastructure?That's it.The job that you're about to lose.So where are you going after that?
I just Uber if I need to.
And when you tell your mom you got fired from Walmart, what is she going to think?
She probably saw it coming and I need to make money elsewhere and keep doing what I've been doing and hustling.Like last night I went to the arcade and played some games.I won some prizes.
And if you're listening, mother of this Jerome man, I don't know if 42 year old is too late for an abortion, but give it your best try.
Cause this is just, well, luckily she agrees with me that abortion,
is wrong no matter the circumstances So except it is right in every instance when it involves you know You need to not be here now in Minecraft.
She may may agree with castration or something, but not abortion She's definitely castrate you you don't have any kids, right?I thought I did but well, what do you mean?I I What does that mean?When I came down here to San Antonio and I met that lady, we hooked up, she got pregnant and I was going to be a dad, going to be responsible, but she thought I was cheating on her, slapped me through a drink in my face in front of my family at bowling.And so I decided to break up with her.We weren't together.
I was there for the birth.My insurance called me and said, we're not covering the child and the bills and stuff because you didn't sign the birth certificate.I had no idea what I was doing.Didn't know that was a thing.So I took her to the magistrate to get child support done and get visitation rights and all that, do the whole nine yards.And my insurance said, we need you to either get your name on as a birth certificate or have a test.
I know like, and uh, I got a test and found out it wasn't my kid.And it was some illegals from a friend from Mexico.And she just thought I'd be a better suit for the kid because I had a job and everything.Why do you have court fees?
$2 ,500.
My DUI.Every year you owe.
Why aren't you paying on that?
Oh, I am.That's that's minimum.No, that I pay a minimum monthly $90 a month about.
OK, there we go.And we finally got a minimum payment to see this.
You have to pay.I'm not going to prison for something stupid.
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Yeah, no.
Oh, and somehow your family's literally because they've lent you twenty five thousand hours over the over time.
Yes.
That's crazy.Oh, bail you out of jail.That's $10 ,000.And I sort of 15K for old credit cards and a car.Yeah, same.Why would they do that?
you as someone to lend to?Give me your phone.
Which one?No, I'm just kidding.I used to have another phone, but I got rid of it.It was for business purposes.That was when I was selling stuff online.
Doesn't have a Tinder, does it?No.How do you meet people?
Facebook daily.
Facebook daily, of course.
Yeah.Crazy, man.Oh, it's a lot better than all the other apps, man.You can't go with any other app, really.Facebook dating is better.Is that where you get all that?
Oh, yeah.It's I'm telling you, it's not as hard as people think men need to understand that depending on what you're looking for, you can find a woman.It's not that hard.Just know what you're looking for and go for it.Don't be afraid to take a chance and do something.
What are you talking about right now?
No, I'm just the men that need a little bit of help.Don't be scared.Do it.Send that to him.Just do it in a good way.Don't don't send a, you know, dick pic or nothing.
Huh?
What are you talking to me right now?
I'm talking to the lonely men out there.
Oh my goodness.Yeah.Listen to this guy.He'll save you.
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Get started freeWell, okay.
You're talking to your friend about that's good.Shit.But you were talking to her and it's about, Oh, okay.I don't know which one this is, but just going through the, the, the messages.
Oh, that's my most current ex.
Well, you're currently messaging.
Yeah.Well, kind of.We went to a movie last week or so.And, uh, We have our different, I don't know.That's cool.Oh, that's an old Pokemon.
Well, yeah, no, we used to, we used to say happy birthday, sexy.She never.responded.She hasn't responded to a single thing.No, no, I haven't seen her in like five, six years.You are a sex addict.
This is women.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.Okay.There's no reason.
There's no reason to talk to men on Instagram.
That's kind of stupid.I feel like, okay, maybe accusations are true.A company message is sending without any responses.Including, by the way, photos that have disappeared that you've sent to them.
I didn't even know you could do disappeared photos.
You're sending these on Instagram.Dude, you're just message.Look, he just messages women and they barely respond.This is crazy.He just sends photos out of nowhere.Who knows even what they are.
This is crazy.
Oh, I'm sure somewhere the nasty side, but it depends on the circumstances.
I mean, sex is good.I mean, it's fine, but it's just like, it's crazy.
Well, okay.Here's the thing too, is that.Don't do, or don't do anything unless it's a real woman.Lay down the, and actually talk to women.
Here he is asking for this woman's Venmo for nudes.No, that was a joke.No, I would never pay.
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Okay, give me a few moments to clean up and I'll download it, LOL.
Oh yeah, that's just a joke?Yeah, I never.Venmo to Venmo.Even my ex, the most current one that you said, whatever she, um, uh, She sent me like an Apple request for a hundred dollars.And I say, Hey, what are you going to say?
This is a mess.
Trust me.It was, it's worse back then.I've gotten better in the last few months.
I was trying to clean up, but I don't care if you're a goon, just make sure it's consensual goon.Oh yeah.A lot of women right now online are like terminal online victims.Cry babies where they think you rub up against them.Weird.They just got.
But it's like you well, I don't understand women So here's a here's what got into my head and what makes it worse is that here's another conversation about his About his oh, she's very religious.You can't uh -huh.Here's a conversation aboutabout his I don't know but you've talked to a lot of people about oh it's a bit interesting and there's a so multiple women about you being accused of since 22 okay one was July 16 2024 about you being October 19 2025 about you being a may 19th of this year about you being a yeah it doesn't help that uh That you keep.
No, it doesn't.A serial date I've been with over probably a hundred people.
Okay, yeah, congratulations, a hundred people.Yeah, you stick it in.It's not hard to stick it in.
Well, it has to be, actually.But, you know.You suck.
You owe a lot because you're past due on your student loans.
Oh, well, that's, you know.They'll get that too, eventually.
Yeah, no, they'll garnish your wages for that shit.
Yeah, they can.
Once they figure that you have a wage and then it's all of a sudden gone.
Well, that's another reason to work is so I can pay.
No, it's another reason of you being a taker and not a giver.What's your normal student loan monthly payment?
No, you have a regular payment amount of $227.
Well, it just started, it just came out deferment or something.
$227 .9.Is that, wait, is that it?Yes, $227.And you're behind by three months because it just started.
Did you start?Well, maybe that I should, you know, start paying.Shut the f**k up.
Shut the f**k up.Shut the f**k up.
Shut the f**k up.
Shut the f**k up.Shut the f**k up.$14 ,749 .23.What degree did you not get?
Business.It taught me a lot.one day.Uh, that's a builder card.Yeah.That's just my Walmart pay card or whatever.
And, uh, they make it easy to do your pay and get advanced if you need it.
Yeah.All you're getting is Walmart, except none of it is groceries.Cause it's like energy drinks for 10, three 55, four 12.447, 848.You're just getting bullshit at Walmart.Yeah.
Yeah.Pack your lunch.Pathetic.I know I'm not going to be able to convince you.You're such a worm.I will eventually.
Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.
Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.
Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.
Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Subway, Subway, Taco, VIP, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, McDonald's!
Okay, that's just across the street though, so.
Bullshit, Bullshit!And whatnot, whatnot, whatnot, whatnot.
Okay, that's - Is that cards?Mostly, yes, but, you know, when you - They're child.When you, uh - What's Exodus .com, pathetic worm?Exodus, what?Exodus!
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Get started freeWhat's, oh, well, that's my crypto from casino stuff and all that, you know?Gotta use it to gamble.Donald's.A lot of bullshit.You got to move money around when it comes to gambling with crypto.So you got to use Exodus.
I mean, that's part of my hustle.Not necessarily job, but.Can we please bring in Tyler?That's a lot of that's more paper than I thought.I just downloaded and didn't even look.
What the?Oh, your savings has gone down.No surprise.Wells Fargo.Oh, great.Bullshit.
Bullshit.Bullshit.Amazon.Prime.Amazon.Sam's.
Pull up your Venmo.Sam's.Amazon.Walmart.There's nothing on.Bullshit.
Chick -fil -A.McDonald's.McDonald's.Bullshit, Appleville, eBay, McDonald's, BuzzBed.What's that?Bullshit, bullshit, Subway, bullshit, Smart Action, Chick -fil -A, Bill Miller Barbecue, Appleville, Schlotzky's, BuzzBed, Lyft, Ride, Uber, Uber, Walmart.
Makes sense.I don't even know where my Venmo is. I'm so, so excited to call your boss.You have no idea.You have your boss's phone number, right?
Yeah, one of them, yeah.
Good.We're calling him in the post -show.All right, here's the absolute best part.horror.
That's insensitive right there.
We're going to close the show with your worst nightmare.A black man.The thing is, I hate you.You're a bad person.You're also pathetic and you're a horrible excuse of a man.And I hope no one looks up to you.
You're a bad person.I'm not making you a budget.You can go yourself.I don't give a shit.You're a pathetic, disgusting creature that barely deserves to be on this earth in Minecraft.But here's Tyler.
Do you want to apologize?I want to give you the opportunity for the couple minutes we have left before we go to the post show and call your boss and ruin your life even more.
I want to apologize that you were hurt by something that was said.I will apologize for using the word if it meant something to you more than just say you apologize for using the word in general.
Stop being a pussy.
You're a really pussy.
I hope you know that.
But you really are a pussy.You're a bitch.
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Get started freeYou're a hoe ass nigga.That's what the fuck you is.
That's what the fuck you are.You're a bitch.You're a pussy.
You're realistically a pussy.But like, it's all good.It's all good.I appreciate you.Because you're just going to be who you are.And when you go outside and get your ass knocked the fuck out, that's fine.
You can laugh all you want to, that shit, it's not a joke.You a pussy.It's not a joke, and I do have a question.Why are you getting like $10, $16, $10, $32?What drugs are you selling to these people on Venmo?You're getting paid a lot.
Yeah, because n****s need to eat.You gotta feed them, man.You gotta take care of your people.
Now, we're not going down - Taylor, I want you to kick his ass because he deserves it.I just don't want you to get hurt.
Nah, he's a softie, man. I'm not gonna get hurt.
Who the f*** is a softie?
You are.Who the f*** is a softie?
You wanna find out?
You wanna find out?You could beat me in arm wrestling, but man, I'm scrappy as hell.You wanna find out?We can find out.
Give me permission.
We can find out.Set up a ring.
I don't care.
I just don't want you to get sued.Nah, he wouldn't.We can find the f*** out.If you wanna see, we can.
I'll knock your old ass out.You really wanna get beat the f*** up?
If you really wanna get beat the f*** up, let's do it.I just got my insurance, I think.Let's go outside.No, no, don't be scared.Don't be p***y now.Let's go outside.
I'll f*** you up.Tyler, don't give in to the stereotypes.You're not all violent.
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Get started freeNo, he's actually...I'm dead ass.As a matter of fact, the stereotype was even worse for him because he seems like a soft.
You don't get the joke.We're friends.We joke.I'm not.That's not a joke.
It seems a little soft.Okay, let's go.No, no, no.Let's run it.Let's run it.Let's do mutual combat so nobody gets sued.
I'll shake her hand and then beat the f*** out you.If that's really what you want, let's do it.I'm so deadass, let's do it.Let's go outside so I can beat your ass.You think I'm p***y?You think I'm soft?
You think I'm soft?You think I'm soft?I'm not soft.I will beat the f*** out you if you really want to do that.If you really want to do that.Tell me you want to fight me.
Tell me you want to fight me so we can do it.Watch.You backpedaling now?Howard!
You're backpedaling.So you don't want to fight?
Oh, I will.I will.
I will.I will scrap.Well, actually, actually take that back.Take that back.I just realized I normally would.I have to, I am because of one thing.
It violates my probation.That's the only reason why that is the only, I've just thought about that.I could get in trouble.Even if it's consensual, I would still get in trouble.Otherwise I will give you the date.that I can and I will, I will come.
I forgot about that.In the moment he is off probation, just like a black man will beat his ass.And for the first time on black on white crime, it'll be justified.
No.And then he's going to, he's going to take, I have to take away his black card when he loses.
I'm making a joke here.
No, it's not a joke.I don't take the black card.
Set this up.Set this up.Set this up.When he's off of probation.
No, even if I'm not, even if I know what I'll do, what I'll do, even if I'm off on probation, I will ask my probation officer if there's a contract we can do and we can make it happen.Call him.I will.Call him.
Great for post -show.by downloading Hammer Elite.Love you guys.Thanks for being at like 110 ,000 members.You guys are awesome.Yeah, you're gonna get shot and you deserve it.
See you in the post show.
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