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Yinrun's World
I have a calculator.
I have my Nintendo Switch too.
What do you have?
My Nintendo Switch 2.
Why are you laughing already? I know you're lying.
What? Look, we just started.
I can hear it from your voice.
Just let's play the game. I will convince you. All right, if yours is a calculator,
press some buttons, please.
I will do a calculation for you actually. 1 plus 1 equals 2.
That is right.
That does sound right.
Yours is your Nintendo Switch 2, right?
Yes.
Can you hold it and try to play it, you know, with the buttons and with the joystick?
Yeah, yeah, you want me to play with those?
Yeah.
And then the other one.
Your turn.
If it's a calculator, rub it across the table.
How big is this calculator?
It's a big one. It's a proper academic one.
Oh, the one with all the buttons on it.
Read me some of the button names.
I want to know the Chinese name of the...
Oh, it's a Chinese one. Of course it is.
How convenient.
You can test it out, give me some numbers, I'll do the calculation for you again.
Okay. Let's do it.
500,000...
Wait, let me press a button while you're saying it.
560,321 plus 750,922.
Equals, ready for it? 1,234,567.
Oh wow. Yeah, that's correct.
Put your finger on the screen of your Nintendo Switch 2. I should be able to hear your finger on the screen. Slide it.
No, even if this was...
Even though this is my Nintendo Switch 2, you won't be able to hear that anyway.
It doesn't feel like a screen. What?!
How can you know?!
Just listen to the buttons. Buttons.
Buttons.
And this side.
Buttons.
Listen.
Slide.
You can hear the weight. Listen to the weight. It's a Nintendo Switch 2!
I appreciate your effort.
Do you have any more questions to ask me? What color is it? Black. I mean that tells me nothing because I can't see. How about your Nintendo Switch?
It's black with a red joy-con and a blue joy-con.
I'm almost buying what you are saying.
Yeah.
But I don't think you have your Nintendo Switch too.
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Get started freeThis is unfair.
Why?
Okay, I'm going to say you do have a calculator purely because you've got that equation right. Oh, you're about to see that this is indeed a Nintendo Switch 2.
3, 2, 1.
Should I play Animal Crossing or Mario Kart?
You have a Nintendo Switch 2!
No wonder you were so confident!
Wait, so how do you do that calculation? Wait, so how do you do that calculation? I do it on top of my head.
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