Here we go (again...) bringing back Battlefront 2

Hey guys, sorry this video's late.I had to travel to an alternate timeline where Battlefront 2 didn't get abandoned so I can record this video.And here we are.Magnificent, aren't they?

Wait, you guys aren't here.Whoa, what the fuck?

Let's see what the character is.Holy shit.

Holy shit.

What, don't they got it here?Jedi Temple Guard.

Hunter?Yo, look at this guy.Caleb's Senate Commando.Look at that.Senate Guard?

Yo.

Yeah, Senate Guard, dude.

What?

Holy shit, Starkiller.

Yo, blowcoon!

He cares about us.

I'm with you.I'm with you blokoon He's impossible This timeline got everything it's not fair This map is badass, fuck.Yeah.Nothing can save Kshit.Piggy, let me kill you for battle points, bro.

No, dude.

Can't even see its face.

Oh, Aayla's Akira with her massive ass titties.My goodness.Oh, stop, stop, stop.

I will not plow good.I feel like a kid at the candy store.There's so many options.Direct to Krennic.Oh my God, bro, what happened?I don't think that cow kite stuff is good for you, director.

Palpatine.

Ayla Sakura, your time has come.

How are you even alive?I saw the order 66 body cam footage.Go die!Dude, the guy who gets, like, cooked by Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones is here.Coleman Trevor.

Don't mess with my fucking favorite Jedi, Coleman Trevor.

He got absolutely roasted, man.

No, he didn't.

He's so cool in the books, though.What does he do?

Nothing.Literally nothing.

Where did Claude even come from?I don't remember this guy.Ow!You underestimate my power, Starkiller.This is what the menus look like.It's honestly very well done.

Great job from the devs.Oh, the resurgence is next week?Fuck, I'm early.

Dude, look at all the guns they got here.Damn it!

I feel like a bullied child at a Walmart.I have so many options.I like this one.Oh, yeah, that's good.Clanker down.They heard me.

The coast is clear.I'm going to say it.Clanker.There's no hackers too.I just realized there's no hackers Wow's Annie.What else is different in this timeline?

Uh, Nothing much not many big changes.Actually.Okay.How about a hunter you?Greedo Dengar and it's glove shit on Dagon Garibald.Welcome to Tantalore.

This is Camino.

Oh They're there stun gun I'm gonna nuke Pinky!What the fuck?Holy shit!Stun gun!Stun gun!Stun gun!

I'm locking on!I'm calling in the nukes!Stun gun!Shit!

Who else is here?Chopped Ahsoka?Mando.They got complete star cards and new abilities.That's crazy.It's actually very easy to download and get access to this timeline.

I'll leave a link in the description.What is this?Force Orbs.

Oh fuck, Pandalore balls.I'm running.

You're just like me.You're a Jedi survivor, too.What's Q do?Snippity!I propose a truce.

Nope.Tan 'alor could be ours.Screw Tan 'alor.I don't - I'm not about that life.I don't give a shit about Tan 'alor!I'll play Meron.

Oh, Meron.Oh, Meron.I don't wanna play Meron anymore.

You're gonna save your girlfriend?

Save me!

Let's stop for a moment The good guys win again, well Dagen -Gara clearly needs to be buffed Guys look at this game that music and the Lord could be yours Speaking of skins, you can get one of my Medieval Grievous shirts and hoodies.Tanalore shirts and hoodies.This one's still my favorite.Cybermall.Link to my crowd made in the description.Commander Pyre.

It's not commander.Commander Gold!Captain Cardinal.

All right.

I'm about to hunter you.

Yeah.Captain Cardinal is from the book.Yeah.So before Captain Phasma became Captain Phasma, he was the original captain.

They sound like heroes Vought would send to like a not important town to protect.Jango's tough.Din Djarin, we meet at last.My son told me about you, Mandalorian.He doesn't seem to take a hint, this guy.He got one of those new jetpack models that don't run out.

So, you think you got what it takes to beat your old man?Oh, my boy.I don't think he's aware of my presence.You got a lot to learn, my boy.Whoa, where are these reinforcements?Rebel Saboteur.

Ishi -Tib.

Back in the Battlefront 1 days, we were all racist against the Ishi -Tib.

Ah!Dude, yours is worse.I'm racist towards you.

Fuck you, Ishi -Tib.

Rebel Pilot?Dude, I gotta try this.What the f - I think that's what it's called.Use that turret for cover why he sounds like kung fu panda what is with you Clone gunner fire do not fire shield plus minigun amazing.Who's next?

I shall study this battleat the Jedi Temple.

For the Republic!What's about the droid attack on Zone B?Zone B is ours!When he was younger, was he called Kid Adi Mundi?

I call it aggressive negotiations.

Senator!She heard kid and came running.There's a fucking Mandalorian on top of the map.

Get out of here!Oh!

Oh god.Please don't do this.I only have three kills.What's about the droid attack on Ki Adimundi?He's so easy to headshot.Why'd I pick that guy?

This is my new main, Darth Revan.

He's like the goat, right?Yeah, I can't lose.I too am a farmer, Luke.Farmer of hype moments and aura.The shape of your skull is insane.

Darth Maul!My goat!

Okay, I think he's busy.I'm calling dibs next fight.You dare!I am Darth Revan!Whoa stand ready for my arrival worms lightning storm You shouldn't have picked that guy rookie mistake I Can't I can't there's demons out here in the 1v1 servers I'm really good at this game when there's like four of us whacking at one guy.What is this Riva skin?

Whoa!Power.Power.Uh oh.R2 clip that bullshit.So I dodge and then he swings and it oh Okay, it makes perfect sense now.

Thank you R2 Lord Vader told me he put you down.

She must have lied Oh, yeah, that guy says easy one more time Kind of chat right here.

Listen, he's just saying I have night sister magic now.

So the blink I'm too good.

I love Maz Kanata.I love Maren, bro I love I've loved her since I've seen her the first time I'm getting annoyed cuz he kills me in the I'm getting rage baited.I hate it.I want to try dinjarin.

Oh, no, I gotta try Cal Try to easy my ass

We can all live together on Tana Lord agon easy take it easy Let's see what the real battlefront 2 is up to I'm watching someone try to kill someone right?Oh, he did it.Oh this guy killed himself I just watched the worst fight ever a such a cool objective Like I know such a well -designed objective battlefront 2 players six years after the game lost support I'm watching Caleb streams.

He's looking around like a e3 trailer Talk like how they did it in the anthem e3 trailer.

I think there's droids in the tunnel.What do we do?So we flush them out.There's a droid behind us I'm going back to the other battlefront.

What do you say?

When did we start letting them in?guns join the army This is an alternate timeline I've never seen this objective get completed hang on my audio is gone.Oh, I got it.Let's go.Go go, dude He came back for me.Haha a true squad mate.

I'm with you till the end of the line Bucky Oh my god, my goat washed!Christian, you gotta kill the bots on your team.

I have to kill him?Bro, what?

People been complaining, Kieran.They say they haven't seen you in a while.What do you say to that?Yeah.Yeah, here's the puppy break.Just, just two minutes of this.

I wonder how long before he realizes I'm not holding on to the leash.What is this, dude?Oh!I think I hate these night sisters.I agree.The night sisters have like green and force lightning did what is that?

This is unplayable this nice The entire team is chasing down this night sister along with mace window It's balanced if you think about it We got her, we got her.

Hitler dead.

Hitler dead.Bitch, I'm here with you.

Fucking god, what do I do, bro?There's two, two, two close -y night bitches.How?Dude, I dodged.How?

Hitler dead.

Hitler has respawned.

World War II, but Hitler keeps respawning.

Look at the night sister balls.I'm watching it chase someone.Get a kill, get a combat kill.It's still going.

Wow.

Oh my god, the Nightsisters leaving me alone.

Sitting on top of the fucking ship?Are you for real?

You son of a bitch, Zanny.I'm coming for you.There's more coming for you.

Why are there three Mandalorians at the top of the map, dude?

We can't even get close to the objectives, man!

Oh my fucking god, there's fucking - There's too many.It's just - it's just too much.

You only got 10 seconds, guys!What are you gonna do?Shut the fuck up.Where are the heroes of the republic?We are getting broke!

Base Battlefront 2 is looking like a lot of fun right now.

Pick one.No support, game never changing, slowly dying, no population.

Or this.

More deathwatch!More, man!More!Shit, dude, they're objective.

Yeah, we're already here, y 'all.Bro, they're so hard to hit!

One.I'm hiding behind the pillar finally fucking over there.

That's not play the game.Let's play one more No out of time.Well, I don't want to go back to the old battlefront not after thisoh i know he blessed i need you this is escape vader it's part of my horror art there he is now we must escape vader he's bored like that he's standing there this aura it's like alien isolation dude use your motion tracker yeah that's the scary thing i'm like oh god he's after your ass dude You have left me most displeased with your inability to hunt down Chun -Li and Ben 10.

Oh, crap.You're cooked, Batman.You owe the Hunts money.

What?Did a three -year -old animate this dude?What is this?

I think so.This isn't the official ones.

It's not official?

It's not official.It's pretty cool actually.They partnered up and now Fortnite map creators have access to like official Star Wars assets.So now everyone got access to stuff like this.That's Aura.That's Aura.

So there's three of us.We gotta like escape Jedha.

Yo Miles, put that gun away dude.

I agree, I agree.Put the blasters away.We'll get caught.Yeah, as if we don't stick out like a sore thumb to the rest of the Jedi citizens.

These cutscenes look better than the Ubisoft cutscenes yeti we played take notes avatar He's just taking the shot I just got chills What are we rating this on backlogged if this isn't the easiest five out of five I call this the same a day turn a baddie What are we gonna do today We're gonna do today nukes an entire planet with a laser We're back on Jada Guys I'm scared shot from hello you saw from me.

Where the fuck are you guys?i can just put you down like the fucking animal that you are whoa whoa whoa because he's black Whoa!

When did that come into the equation?That's what you said!

I said, like, I said, I'm gonna put you down like the animal that you are.

I heard filthy f***ing animal.No, no.What?What?I'm tired of these allegations!

You say you want to hunt him down to kill him, Hermos?

You say you want to relive the glory days of the U .S.

Confederacy?Hermos, you've changed, man. I don't know.

For the better.I mean...

Whoa!I wish this giant letter B wasn't in the in the way of like my sight dude cuz I could shoot this If Ubisoft made battlefront 2 I really want to live right now.

I really want to stay alive.I just want to really live and have a nice and prosperous life I really want to shit and fart I just want to poop today.

I just want to share my pants Like the video and I'll take you with me to the other timeline