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Welcome back to the next episode of Hoimycraft. I have been one very busy boy. As a group, most of us went over to the Microsoft Studios recently to do a big old charity event. We had lots of segments such as Hermitmaster and Silly Games. All of the stuff that I was involved in is either on the second channel
or Hermitmaster, which is my personal favourite, is on this channel. So go and check it out if you missed it, because it's very funny, and Bdubs stole the show. In fact, he probably stole the entire thing. Ow. He stole the entire thing, to be honest. It wasn't, what was your favourite moment from the charity event? It was, what was your favourite Bdubs moment from the charity event?
But now, I'm back in Old Blighty and we are doing...
Yep.
That... that about sums it up. That is from Hermitmaster. That is a baby B-dubs. That is exactly what I'm talking about. But we're back now, back on the Hermitcraft server and back trying to make some progress. And the big thing for today is trying to build
this structure. And there's two things that I'd like to achieve this episode. One, we finish the river. This is going to take a little while, but it's completely doable as I've got quite a lot of the resources now. I've got to go all the way around. It's, you know, it's quite a lot, but we'll get there. But the big one is moving on to this. I want to get the structure up. Maybe not the details, but the actual structure up and running. It is an octagon, so it's going to be quite difficult. So my plan is to do a very plain
Shape and then bring it all together later We've got all this space inside of the mountain and I don't quite know what to do with it just yet But I do need a sugarcane farm. So that's something that could go in there. So the server is also Hello, oh Red suit, What's up?
Red...
Oh, I'm still in my MCC gear!
I'm literally the worst. But, wait, I actually, I have a bone to pick with you, buddy. I was brain rotting the other day, and a clip surfaced. A clip surfaced to me that I wouldn't mind uh taking you over to a certain area of my base okay please that has caused me some confusion for the past few weeks okay okay all right you're gonna fly with me yeah yeah i'm with you i'm with you
okay i'm not you might you you're probably gonna know and that's just he's talking to himself right now because I am leaving. I wonder how long it's going to take him to come back here. Just need to do some tidying up. Just need to... Just tidying up a few things around here.
Just got some tidying up to do up here.
Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, we're going to your place. Yeah, well, I was like, I was literally talking to myself. I think this confirms you definitely don't worry about that. I'm just curious, why?
Right, is it here?
It's here!
I see nothing wrong here.
Well now, now it's, now they've started changing because I discovered it. I'm, look, it's fine, like it's totally fine. I'm just confused as to why. Like I watched the clip, you don't even address what you're doing. You just start waxing my reeds. Uh, yeah I can, I can really explain this very easily.
I have a condition called being me. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
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Get started freeAnd part of that condition is waxing chains.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you missed quite a few by the looks of things yeah no I want to stay brown like this I kind of want to be brown, right? But that, you're not going to change, are you?
You're going to leave that perfectly as is.
No, that looks fine.
No, that looks fine.
Have you placed these fish or are they just stuck?
No, they are stuck. They're just progressively getting more and more fish in this area here.
That one's massive! Look at the size of this one it's cuz he hasn't been moving he's just been eating this yeah this is inadvertently created a an actual like fish farm why would you ever need this many fish you know what I'm gonna go over to your base. You've got a lot of end crystals in your base. No no no you wouldn't. That's not a fair exchange. Hey hey hey hey! That's not a fair exchange! No no no no no no no no. I wouldn't actually mind checking out your base.
I'm just gonna take a look. I'm just gonna. No no no no no no no. Hey, wait, let me tell you something, let me tell you something. I will stop, I will stop waxing those chains right now. I mean, what are you actually working on at the minute? I saw you've been, you've taken on quite the task. Observatory, over this way. Yeah, but I've seen that you're also, you're like, you've been doing like a lot of TNT exploding and stuff around this area. Or have you just been sponging? No this was sponge this used to be a horrible river and now my next task is to turn it into
a nice river around the corner here.
Oh see I've spoken about this actually I really like the soggy the soggy shores that you have going on they look really good. Exactly soggy soggy shores that's what I was going for. I've been working on like a city on top of my my hill so that's been that's been fun reminds me of the walled city of Kowloon. I can't remember how it's said. I'm glad you've said that that makes me very very happy because I have I have a book about the city of darkness the walled city of Kowloon open on my desk that is my my reference for for the city up at the top there. So that is...
Niiice. That has me very excited, that's very good.
I'm also coming to the same realisation as you, where I kinda thought certain things
would happen... That was very nice, wasn't it?
Yeah!
It was quite funny.
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Get started freeThat was a tank of a bee!
Yeah! Why is everything so big?
Crian, is that bee big? I knew it was coming! That bee is big. It's probably the same size.
Probably, it was this close. Wait, hang on, can I ask you something? Wait, take this. Oh, no, wrong thing.
Oh no!
Heartbreaking.
I was trying to throw you, like, so I've got a pork chop in my hand, and my pork chop looks well small.
Does it... does it look small to you, or have I installed a mod that's made my pork small?
Uh, it looks perfectly average size to me, Mumbo. It looks fine. It looks fine.
Really?
Yep. It looks normal. Must be cold then. Yeah, he's... I don't really know what he's doing but he's going. He's doing? One part, like, in the mines. One part radio. Yeah, wait, oh, Grian, have you played on his beat sequencer yet? No. Yeah, he's got like, wait, he it, he is, he is currently online. He might be stood there.
Alright, let's have a look. Beat sequencer.
Janky beats behind him. What is this?
Oh my goodness. Big hole. Wait.
Uh oh, fell in the hole. Okay, so he's got, he's got the keyboard going. So there's the keyboard. Okay. A collection of chords. How do I? I'm scared. Yeah, oh my goodness. Okay. Every time I touch things like this, it breaks.
Yeah, this might be unwise.
Oh, oh, oh.
What does this button do?
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Get started freeOh goodness. Oh, that's probably changed the note, right?
Dunno, we'll see. Oh, it's probably changed the note, right? Don't know, we'll see. Oh, it changes the instrument.
Okay.
Dude, this is sick.
What chords are we currently playing though?
Chord D minor 7, notes D F A C. Wait, he's got the minor 7s in there? I don't know how he's done this. How has he done this? Oh, and you can change the book to change the chord. There we go. Okay, well, that's the first thing, which is pretty sweet. But then the sequencer, there is also, he's done something else over here as well. He's got like a melody sequencer here which i don't know i don't know how to use that
yeah yeah so like he's got the chords here i mean there might be something in here i wonder if he's already programmed something in what is this
yeah i know this one mombo's got a fat moustache. Na na na. A fat moustache?
Beat machine.
This is awesome! How have I not seen this? He's right next to me. Okay, we can start adding. Okay, so the bottom line I think is the bass. Yep. So then I think... So if I just click, line I think is the base. Yeah, so then I just click You can just click random bits. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
I
Feel like I'm in I'm in the studio right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what is this line? Oh
I Think we got number one hit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what does this line do this one? Yeah, oh I
Think we got number one hit Was this do symbol maybe I'm having way too much fun with this. We're gonna have to send this to Jono and just be like work with this. Good luck Jono. This is the drum beat. Best of luck to you buddy. Make it work. It's jazz. It is jazz. I hope there wasn't a real beat in here and we've just... Yeah, what happens if you just...
Oh!
Wait, I feel like a nightclub in Berlin could play this. We are just steadily turning more and more on.
Yeah, what if we just turn them all on?
What if?
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Get started freeI think I've had a cheese dream like this.
A cheese dream?
That's the name of the track. Cheese dream.
Cheese dream by Mumbo and Grimm.
Alright we're almost there.
You know what we could do?
We could make a negative beat, so the gaps are the beat.
We have created.
Wait.
X, we made music.
It's almost more disconcerting if, this is like we're creating negative space for the beat, right?
So if we get, oh gosh is this is hurting my head i don't i don't i don't love it but why do i feel like i'm actually making music and i'm obviously not i mean something's been made we've made noise we have made noise which is i think the number one rule of making music yeah i want x i wish x was here and he just walked in on us just turning all the buttons I think the number one rule of making music. Yeah, I Wish X was here and he just walked in on us just turning all the buttons on I like the idea that he's gonna come over and he's gonna be like, oh, someone's made a beat
Let's give it a listen
I have to give X the kudos here because this is incredible It is I don't even know how this works. Hold on, I'm gonna- I'm gonna free cam because I want to- I want to look what the noodles look like on here. Oh yeah, there's- there's quite a lot. There's quite a lot. It's not as intense as I thought. Oh wait, you're actually going in the noodles. You've been here before. Yeah. I might have to turn this off. Yeah, we actually do need to turn this off. Our talents lie outside of musical academia.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. You're never a hundred percent certain, like there's always these nice little surprises with what people are doing. Like that is the beauty of the Hermitcraft server, right? Yeah. It's like there's all these little... There's all these little things, these little extras that people have been working on. Like I constantly go in your base, and there's always...
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, Scar is just a little bit further away, so I go to your base first to look for resources.
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Get started freeOh, I see. Okay, you're not just checking out what I've been up to, you're checking out what I got. But no, I mean, your base though, like, the way that you've been using it's got loads of reasons good stuff and found absolute gems in there we'll see we'll yeah i mean i guess i guess what what did you do i don't know dude i just i started floating you did just start floating i'm just gonna say huge bees huge salmon mumbos flying
What did you do Think I'll beat was too good. I think I think we've been compromised and I'll beat was too good
I we've been compromised and our beat was too good. What is going on? How are you doing this? I don't know but you're doing it for me as well.
No I'm not! He's a man of many talents but music ain't one of them.
Uh oh.
Hey, hey, hey. Oh there you are.
We made a beat.
Oooh. Can I hear it?
It's a reverse beat.
It's a reverse beat.
It's a good. It's a reverse. It's a reverse. It's a negative. Yeah. Yeah, you're negative beat Mumbo oh wait. Oh, we're still in this too. Yeah, dude. He was he's been floating all afternoon. Oh my goodness, man
That's so cheaty
I
Claim no negative energy from what's going on here.
Oh my goodness. I don't know.
Can you walk forward?
What happens when you walk forward?
I'm stuck in the ceiling.
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Get started freeWhat happened?
Oh my goodness me.
Am I back? No.
Why am I still up here? What? My goodness me This is the weirdest thing ever oh my goodness me He's already seen how many lights are on. Oh. So the music is in the gaps, X. It's in the gaps. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a negative beat.
It's in the negative space.
Yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
I don't think the gaps are even in the right place though, Grian. Yeah.
Mumbo.
Grian. Jazz. Beats. Beats.
Jazz.
Jazz.
Jazz.
Beats.
I know you guys are having fun, but this does have groove to it. I'm not kidding. I can hear it. It makes sense to me.
You're gonna have to turn it off, X. Yeah, yeah. Xisuma's like, yeah, yeah, it's fantastic, it's amazing, really like it.
While turning it off. Oh my god, it went crazy at the end there.
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Get started freeDid you guys discover the Melody Maker 2?
We've had a self-guided tour through here, it's awesome. Oh, sweet. But we didn't want to change, so we didn't actually want to play around with the melody yeah we didn't want to touch this one this is this is nice do you recognize it yeah yeah it's mumbo's got a fat mustache mumbo's got a fat moustache, very handsome.
Oh, they're both handsome!
I like both of them. But no, this is ridiculously cool. But yeah, I didn't want to touch this because this...
Oh, feel free to change it.
It's here for other people to interact with.
And we instantly ruined. Yeah, it's already ruined. Don't forget, end of of the day there needs to be
a new melody okay okay I was dude I was playing with all the stuff I was scared at first and then I realized you have made it green proof oh and use the block swapper yeah hey yeah please don't spam any buttons.
Oh, found on the right side.
This is the new sound, right?
Trumpet.
Excuse me.
It really does. I don't know they added farts to Minecraft. It's comically bad. They knew what they were doing with that one. They knew what they were doing. You play one on that side, I play one on this side. Somehow this is still better than the beat that we made. For goodness sake.
We're farting in D major now.
And they said, people said that this drop sucked. What are you talking about? They added farting to Minecraft.
Oh my god, I'm getting ideas. Redstone ideas. that this drop sucked what are you talking about they added farting to minecraft
oh my god i'm getting ideas redstone ideas yeah this has been a fantastic yeah fart machines are now possible yep and encouraged brilliant all right i'm gonna go do my river now yeah that's probably more productive than whatever we
yeah i know yeah well it's nice to see you it's nice to see you. It is nice to see you. And, um, yeah, I'll be around.
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I was kind of hoping you'd just float away. That might have been the best 45 minutes of my life. That was, uh, that was exceptionally, exceptionally funny and unexpected. Whenever Mumbo turns up, I end up just having the best time. I haven't seen him in blimmin' ages. I guess just, I don't know, he's just not been on at the same time as me.
I'm gonna have to try and just like, get an alert on whenever Mumbo's logged on, get like a text. Mumbo is online and I'll rush wherever I am in on the planet, rush to my computer and get the kit on hermitcraft right I've been putting it off now for a while. Let's crack on with making this I don't sound very excited because I'm not very excited, but I will get this done as soon as possible all right ready Let's go Okay, so flying through here you can see that the river is now covered. It was a four or five hour job, and I definitely just stopped when I got to the rest of the
terrain. I've covered up all the ugliness, and I've started the structure. I couldn't wait. I just, I was just started building it up. I've been trying to figure out Exactly how tall this thing needs to be to work now There's a few things that dictate the height of this one the scale of the island to the scale of the things in the background
I'm competing here with some crazy structures of the things in the background. I'm competing here with some crazy structures.
Gems, mansion-y type thing is going all the way up to that point.
So, in contrast, I felt like I needed to make this a bit taller than I perhaps was going to do initially. So, this is what I've landed on so far. I'm not, you know, 100% convinced of this. I just freeform that. But I think this is a roughly the height that I need it to be. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that this octagon actually just has a perfect cross section and a perfect center. I kind of wasn't expecting that. I was expecting to have something with like a two-block centre or something really complicated to have to deal with. So I'm gonna make my way all the way round and this gives me the skeleton of this structure. Right, there we go. We've got the
octagon shape all the way round now and I think scale-wise it looks impressive enough as it is Now something I definitely want to do is not have this be a standalone structure I want to add a few more shaped elements around it to give it a bit more personality than a single structure What those are I don't know yet. I think that's gonna look really cool. I might have to go into Axiom again and just experiment with a perfect sphere. I have a weird feeling that a perfect sphere will look a bit odd
on top of this, and I might need to do something a little more custom. Now one of the questions that's been plaguing me is where is the telescope going to point? So we're going to have this dome or something that resembles a dome across here. But which way is the telescope going to look? Does it look this way in one of the X and Y? Or does it look in a diagonal? I actually don't know the answer to that.
I love builds like this because they almost build themselves. At least in my mind, I don't have to think too hard, the build just tells me what it wants next, which is why I'm going around here again with like an extra layer, because the build said I need a thick top. So by going around again, I can fill in between these two, and it really gives it a much bigger anchor point for your eyes to look at.
When you've got a build this big, it can look really flimsy if you've only got a single block layer as a top, but by making it like four or five blocks thick, it feels much more in scale. Right, I'm not really set on anything at the moment, but let's take a look at that. So far, so good. But there's one burning question that is far more important than making progress in this episode, because we've made a lot of progress. And that question is, what am I going gonna do with all these B-dubs paintings?
I've got stacks of them. I've got- I've got so many. I wonder if I can fill an entire hall with these paintings. Yep, this looks good. Two by two by two by two. Yep, that- this feels right.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think I need more B-dubs. Well, maybe you can never have enough B-dubs. We're gonna need more B-dubs. It feels wrong to be wasting this much good planks when I could be making this out of bamboo, but I don't have a bamboo farm and I can't be bothered to go and borrow some. And I think we are pretty much there.
We could put another layer here. I have got some spare B-dubs. Yeah, somehow this just feels right. The hall of baby B-dubs. Look how happy Skiz is. He is the proudest father in the world.
And why wouldn't he be? My work here is done!
I'm at the stage now where I want to take this off into my creative server and
experiment because I'm not a hundred percent sure what colors I want to use and it is a lot easier to change stuff out with commands than it is to replace everything and decide I don't like it. So this is a great place to start, this is where we're going to be going from here, and I can also figure out what these additional structures are that are going to go on the side. Well, I think we've done pretty well this episode. We reunited with Mumbo for the first time in ages and it was as glorious as I hoped it would be. And we didn't just just mess around We've created an entire river which I think between episodes
I'm gonna just fill in the places where the beach is in the correct place I think I can just fill this in it's a bit of a pain to do this But water is changed and it's a lot easier than it used to be you just got to make sure you fill in the corners And minecraft kind of just does the rest.
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So, that's it for me. Thank you very much for watching and I should see you in the next episode. and I should see you in the next episode. Good bye!
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