Hermitcraft 11: Episode 22 - LAUNCHING HERMITS

Welcome back to the next episode of Hermitcraft.Something paradoxical has happened.Oh, you see that chest mon - Wait, that's a throwback, no?Proper chest monster.Something weird has definitely happened.I've sp - Oh!

No way, you dude!Where did he come from?No.Something weird - I'll try again.I have spent literally the last week mocking up, in my creative world, what this room and this room is going to look like.And I'm really, really, really, pretty happy about it but unfortunately that's not what i'm doing this episode so i feel like i've just put on ice a week's worth of work because i've got something kind of important to do that isn't my base i'm i'm gonna build a diner it's an egg diner we serve eggs we sell eggs it's time to get the egg team rolling because finally we've got an idea for our first shop i'm winging this build we need to choose a spot I haven't actually been in the shopping district, really.

I haven't needed - oh, dude, my base looks cool.I haven't really needed much from here, and when I have, it's mostly been from impulse buys.Oh my gosh, one of a kind, Efo Elytra, one of one, read the book and bid today!

Silent auction.

Scar's Curiosity is proud to present the new auction item, one of a kind, Efo Elytra, custom made, only one of its in existence.I need it, I need it.

This is not a scam.

Okay, so what do we do?How do I get this?You can be the only hermit to own this rare elytra and show off your true Etho girl inside.Place your starting bid in the book.The full auction will be scheduled soon.How is this silent if I can see what everyone has bid?

150 diamonds, 100 diamonds, 160.Etho's like, no.How many diamonds have I got?Because I will spend every penny that I have.

1 ,000 diamonds!

Done.I don't think I've got 1 ,000 diamonds.Ah, someone will outbid me.It's fine.Dude, the shopping district is pretty cool.Whack a Scar.

What do you do?Oh, I thought that was the whack.Okay, please use the... read and... read... read.I think Scar needs to be on the server.Oh, he is.Okay.

Does this even work?one diamond hit scar for two minutes stand on the soul sand and drop the cash okay i broke it how did i break it dude i broke it so quickly and i didn't mean to oh oh i'm in so much trouble i need an adult oh no i made it worse I've really messed this up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.I can fix this, surely.

Oh, there's so much redstone.Oh, this is terrible.Just need to get in the noodles.

Okay, this is fine.

Maybe, maybe this is fine.Okay, okay, okay.All right.Everything, everything's cool.Hey, hey.Right, let's pay another diamond.

Let's just check.Don't spam it this time.Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.Oh, I touched it for two seconds.I shouldn't be allowed to touch any of the games ever because I break them instantly.

I don't, I'm such an idiot.Okay, let's just keep this, let's keep it to ourselves.

Keep this to ourselves.Oh, here's a good spot for the shop.What is this?The HDH shop.We can almost certainly move this or work around it.I should probably explain what the shop is. I got very, like, instantly distracted, broke a farm, and forgot why I was here all in the space of about two minutes.

It's a good day.It's a good day.No one needs to know.No one needs to know.What's this?

Needs to know what?

How important do you think Wakaskar is?

Pretty important.

Don't use it.Why?Don't use it.

Okay.Got it.

All right.Anyway, what do you think about this for the spot of the shop?This seems like a cool spot.

This is a great spot.Very central.

Yeah.It seems like a good size.So the thought is eggs first venture.Hear me out.It's a diner.We sell only eggs.

We call it the good egg.

I love it.

Out back, we have the bad egg and it sells prank.

Of which we have many.

Just prank.

Prank.

One prank.one one prank yeah i like it i'm excited okay i've done no planning no thoughts just diner yeah well luckily you told me that uh about the diner idea so i brought some blocks that is more than i've brought i've got some pork chops some pink petals and some seeds good i'm glad we're entering business together uh -huh and doors wait why have i got this and one iron ingot one pale moss one smooth quartz slab one birch one birch stairs a saddle and three levers what are you doing i actually probably could continue three smooth quartzand a block of slime.Yeah, I'm done now.My inventory was very full.

Oh my gosh.

Can we use any of that?

No!Make a slime block.Rescue that.Oh god, now I'm full.

Alright, let's make this diner.Let's go!I broke Whack -a -Scar.

Wait, how?

I hit the scar head and it said keep hitting.I spam hit with a sword and the armor stand broke.

We nailed it.

It looks so - I think it looks really cool.Very - I like the 50s aesthetic.I don't think I've ever built it, but it was light work with the two of us, to be fair.

Yeah, it was so fun to come up with the concept and stuff.

I do think that, like, my sign up here, I did the - the - the wording.I took some liberties.I think you really gotta - Some liberties!It's really hard doing small letters!

I can tell it says egg, and that's good enough.

Wait, oh wait, I've just figured out how to do the H. Okay, it's not going to be perfect.Oh, it looks worse.

It looks fine.It looks fine.

I think it looked better before.

Oh, you left a block.

Does it look better than before or worse?

No, I think it looks better.The fences didn't make any sense.Good egg diner.Right.It's time to call Etho.Already on it.

Where is he?There he is. I got over here as quick as I could.Etho, this is so important.We have made a diner.

Ooh.

It's an egg shop.

Egg shop?How does that make sense?

If you look up at that sign, what does that say?No, not that one.The one to your left.The sandstone one.The one up.No, that's behind you.

He's doing it on purpose.Rockets.There's rockets.To your right.Oh, Etho, you're actually rage baiting me.

Oh, okay.I honestly did not see that.What does that say?

The, uh, T -H.Yeah.Um, I'll get it.Come on, dude.

I know the last word is A. It is hard.

Yeah.It is hard.I took some liberties, Aetho, you can do this.Okay, that's a G, that's a D. Yeah.

The gate is two letters.

Oh, it's two, what?I had to take some liberties, I've got so few, like, so little space.Thick.

No.

What?

What?Thick?What?

T -H -C -G -L -L -D.No.No.Okay, they're two words.You had it right first.The.

Oh God, I didn't expect five minutes of my episode to be over.

The caged egg.

How is that caged?

I can actually see that.That's the...I can see that.

Oh wait, I can see it as well.I need to move on.No, it's the, the, space.The cracked egg.

The cracked egg.

Space.No.

The good egg!

The good egg!

The good egg!Oh man, we made it.Yes, obviously.Yeah, we made it.Okay, right, so that sign sucks.

You did your best.

I only spent a good hour trying to write in the tiniest letters I could.

You got like three blocks to the right you could have used.

You can't do an O super easily.

I gotta show you my O's, I'm good with O's.

This is why we needed you in the construction team.

You said you had something hatching up, right?

Yeah, we're hatching a planter, yeah.We're selling eggs in here.I love the overhang here.This is the good egg, Etho, the diner, where we sell eggs.

Come on in, come to the diner, we got a jukebox and all.Oh, man.

Yeah, jukebox.

This is giving me real, like, 50s, 60s vibes.Yeah!

Which I love.This is exactly what we were going for.

We got the menu, it's all eggs.

We serve eggs here?Okay.Oh yeah.

Nothing but eggs.Menu is only eggs.

These are really high chairs.It's all a front.No one's gonna buy eggs.If you want the real stuff, you gotta go out back.To the toilet?Yeah, to the toilet.

Go down here.I'm pretty sure we can - I'm so sure we can make a flushing sound of some kind as well, but there's gotta be a way.I don't know if I want to go down the toilet, this seems like... pranks.If someone wants to prank someone else, but they haven't got the capabilities that we have, they come to the bad end, where we charge a minimum of a thousand diamonds for a top -tier prank.And then everyone will, the word will get out.Just initiated ourselves.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.I think we just, it's like a free sample.right?Okay.

Yeah.

Free sample.

A free sample of a horrible prank.Let's do it.

I've got such a good idea, Aether.

You gotta...I have one idea.

I'll be honest, I did this whole thing because I have one idea.

Okay.I'm down.

I think we should make it and then show it.Because, in theory, my prank idea...It's building off of a lot of things from this season.But in theory, we prank this person and they will be just stuck for 10 minutes and it'll be really funny.

Like, stuck -stuck?Like, uh, kind of like what we did with Pearl?

Yeah, but this time there's no - there's no - there's - she got back fairly quickly, right?

Mm -hmm.

This time, there's nothing they can do.All right.Let's do it!Let's go, let's go somewhere.I like it, I like it.But we need to - we need to choose the right person for this.

Okay.Who you got in mind?

Because we have a trash Wait, how's it turned is that it that's gotta be an armor stand armor stand.

Yeah, that sounds like a toilet flushing I'm just gonna put it out there, but that sounds exactly like a toilet flushing How do we capture this sound and use it as our toilet flush I can rig that up, I think.

We just have to put an observer on the shulker.

See, this is why we need Heatho, we wouldn't be able to get our toilet to flush without him.Just gonna throw a name out there, see what happens, but...

Joel.

Joel.

I don't know when Joel plays, like, I've never seen him on, pretty much.

Cause morning, he plays in the morning.

Does he come on regularly?

He'll be on tomorrow morning, I imagine.

Yeah, he's on most mornings.

Yeah, let's do Joel then.

Let's do Joel, okay.Cause also, he will just - he will be the most fed up person.by far by what we do.I wonder why.He's just gonna be so annoyed.Also, I kind of owe him for what he did to me.

So this works out in so many levels.All right, let's go to his base.Where's he working at the moment?

He's got his mega base over here.

Yes.Oh, it's perfect.We got a clear launch zone as well.Uh -huh.Okay.Okay.

So here's my proposal everyone.I need a door.We need to set up shop here.Get your redstone bits out.

Wait, can't we just use this door, but put a door in it?That was what I was about to say.A dry gas door!Yes, let's spoil the holiday.

I was about to say we do this.We put like a door here.Uh -huh.

How do we stop him coming in behind it though?

Well, we'll cover it up.

Because he doesn't exactly have...

So the idea is that we store up wind charges, right?And it's all enclosed in a box around this door.Yeah?So when he goes up to the door, he's gonna right -click it.He's gonna get launched.We'll do a test run so people can see.

Maybe we can all get hit.I wonder if we can do that.

Okay, all right.

Let's set this up because this this is I mean this I'll be good hmm I am a little worried about the stairs here.

You think that'll complicate things because he might be lower these yeah He can't open the door from here.

He can open the door footnote.Yeah.

Well.He can't do it from the inside, right?He's gonna do it from the outside.Yes, and there's like stuff above yeah, so like it'll look like this right.

Oh, yeah, is he gonna hit his head?

He's gonna hit his head green up there.

Yeah, I think well i don't know because it does shoot them up hey hey hey test time we will test and see what happens i'm approaching this in a way that i haven't approached it before and i'm using a redstone mechanic i don't quite understandyeah I think I'm ready to start collecting wind charges this will take a while to charge up you will we want to do a small test first we'll do it I volunteer Jim as tribute no we're all going we're all going Oh no.We're all going up.

Can we all even go?

I think so.I think in theory, if we all stand on the same spot, we're all going up.Yeah, it should be fine, I think.Okay.

Okay.

Might crash the server.Let's find out.There we go.Right, we're collecting wind charges.

They're collecting, oh boy.

Alright, ready?Etho, we're kinda ready.

I'm back.Right, the redstone is - I got some potions, we should try to - Oh yeah, we need to do the potions.

Okay, the redstone's not linked up, so we're not in any super danger right now.So, in the real deal, we would then basically remove all of the setup blocks around this and just have the punching mechanism which we can encase in a bunch of blocks so he opens the door and this giant ball hits him in the face right you got the dispenser ready it's kind of like the the punching glove gag from cartoons it is it is exactly that we're all gonna stand in exactly the same spot and with any luck we're all going i am not moving what is happening to etho i'm not moving don't worry oh wait We've done this before.

Face in the stairs.

Dude, okay, I was worried I wasn't gonna land for a second there.Alright, are we ready?So, he will - everyone needs to hit all of us.So we all need to be occupied.We gotta like, jump onto green then.Need to huddle, need to huddle.

Oh man, this is - okay, this is - This is tough.Is this gonna hit all of us?

Should.

Collision is a problem.

It just has to hit one of us and then we'll all go, I think.You sure?This is - But we gotta be behind the guy in front.

No, we can't get any closer than that.Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

This might go behind I'll go behind him just open open the door.

I think we're gonna hit but yeah open it knock knock The redstone the redstone is exactly as it was before Okay, I'm not up at all.I'm across.

I'm by his shipwreck Why did that okay?

This is a good test.Why did it I?

Didn't get launched at all.

Oh Yeah, but you were in the back.

I think that does mean it will work on one person It will work on one person, but why did it it hits so far horizontally?Okay, you sure off you go Godspeed I went so not up.We did not see you move at all.You were just gone.He just blinked and gone.

I looked up and you weren't there.It did not send me up.It's live.

It doesn't feel like I'm going up.I'm going to open it from back here.Ready?OK, that did send me up.

Yeah, yeah.

That seems to do the trick.

Because I do have a feeling you're hitting your head on the times we go horizontal.

OK, do you want to do a small test?

Yeah, that probably is true.

so we could we could build the door out further yeah just move move this whole thing out one more block all right we're doing a big boy this time okay we're gonna see if we can achieve the results that we're actually aiming for every test scorefar has not achieved anywhere near what I wanted.Apparently servers don't treat information the same way.The theory is that... this overhang here was stopping it launching upwards and instead we were just getting flung backwards so we brought the door forwards so that it in theory has a clear clear go to the sky and joel and it kind of gives you a place to hide the contraption too right that's not part of the the main hall he's and uh okay joel won't be suspicious at all no no no no just me it's ready just me i'll go with you Alright.Ready?

I'm ready.See you later.

Yes!Yes!

There we go!

Oh wow!Oh my gosh!It's 41 - 44 ,000 blocks in the air.Yeah.

We were definitely hitting our heads.I made it to 21k.

Because you were behind me. I'll see you guys in the morning.You're never getting down.

Okay.I'm gonna - I'm just gonna put a timer on and see how long it takes to get down from here.Guys, I'm nearly back.I'm nearly back.It took officially 12 minutes for me to get back down here.Hey guys.

Okay, official, official timings is 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Insane.I love it.Should we get Scar?Set it up.

Yeah, let's get Scar.All right.It looks like it's all set up again.Everything's ready.We just need our guinea pig.Fortunately, we got two online.

Scar and Beanubs.Beanubs has just joined as well.

What a treat.

Scar.

It's a treat for us.

Oh, he's here.Okay, chill, chill, chill.Is it laggy over here?No.A little bit.I think it's Joel's base.

Is it?

It's just Joel.

It's just Joel.

You know what I can smell?I can smell it.I can smell it from my base now.Clownage.

Well, Bdubs told us to shut up.It's not, it's not, oh Bdubs is coming as well.Maybe we should wait for Bdubs.

Bdubs' head's getting bigger.

Oh yeah, look at that, look at that, look at that face coming in hot.he's coming there is i i said zip he hit the building he might he uh he's gone down i just don't fall no go around oh my god what's happening how did he how did he do that so fast oh gosh first of all seven rockets please Hold on every time.

Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.

I need some as well, please Every every time I'm told to leave my bait.I didn't get a single one All right, that's fine, okay what?I was dozing off.Actually, this is good.This is good.I need people.

I need this socialization.This is very good for me.This will wake you up.

This will wake you up.You get the more socializing you need.That's true.It's true.We need some guinea pigs, is the bottom line.We made a new doorbell for Joel.

I had a guinea pig.

This is for Joel for tomorrow when he wakes up and gets on.

Yeah.Okay.So it'd be nice to know if two people...Hey, come over here.

Okay.

Right.Don't touch the door.Don't touch anything.Don't touch anything.Just open listening ears.So if the two of you are able to stand here, that would be great.

Close as you can, Scar.Yeah, get in there get in there.Yeah, trying it.Maybe go behind me. I'm trying to line up if you try and line up Yeah, line up as close.I don't have Like you're in a queue.You don't need tools.

Yes, so one stand here one stand just behind right behind Yeah, all right like this like try to get literally didn't move scar from where I said, okay So no, all right first in line here first in line here Scott.Mm -hmm you uh Yeah, the deodorant beat -ups.Yes Scar literally didn't move again.

I did move, I swear I moved.I thought I did.There.Oh here, oh here.

Perfect.Perfect.Do we want them there or do we want them more to the left?Make up your mind.Yeah, actually, slightly to the left, fellas.

A little more.There you go.

There you go.Right.Right.You are Joel.Right.I need you to both roleplay as Joel.

Hi, I'm a big dumb idiot.I think I'm cocky and cool and I think I'm better friends with everybody, but I'm not.

Now open the door.I can't compete with that.

They went so far.Lincoln they're just gone.

Oh my FPS is back.Okay, I can't hit him that was fun can I do it again well Scott you you got like the lesser Launch b -dubs is like 20k blocks.Yeah, no and I went up to about a thousand blocks.Yeah, that's That's nothing I mean, he's way farther than I am.

Yeah, he went up.

He's up.

Beetles is gonna be a while before he gets back here.I can't wait.I actually can't wait.

I feel like I got the best of it, right?I enjoyed it, it was fun, but I'm not 18 ,000 blocks away.

No, yeah.When we tested this a second ago, Scott, I was 41 ,000 blocks and it took me 12 minutes to get down.

He's gonna be so grumpy when he gets down.

I know, I can't wait.You get your point across after 15 seconds!

His head's starting to move a little bit.He's getting close.

He's getting close now.

Oh, here he comes!He's coming in!There he is!

There he is!He's back!Hello!

Welcome back.A lot of time to think.And I think I need to change things up.I need to, I need to change, like, I need to change my diet.First of all, I'm eating at a calorie deficit, like all the time.And I don't have enough energy throughout the day.

So I need to up my calories.

Maybe start working out more.Probably put you in a grumpy mood too, right?

Huh?Probably put you in a grumpy mood all the time too.Yeah, sure.I mean, yeah, I'm fine.I'm fine.I went through all the stages.

I was already mad.I was already mad at 16 ,000.But then, then I found peace.And then contemplation, and I found a new me while I was up there.I wrote a novel.I did think, I thought, okay, we got the point like 30 seconds in, we get it, we get it, punchline, bang, you got him.

But for Joel.

You're right, Jim.I can't imagine that Joel leaves the anger stage.But that's what you want.You want him fired up.Oh god, I'm glad this is as funny.It was funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

Thanks for testing, guys.I'm gonna set this up for Joel.First thing in the morning, he's getting punched into the sky.

This slime box alone, like being pushed at you real fast, that's jump scare.But then, thousands in the air.

I mean, you didn't know what was coming, but you were obviously expecting something.But was it that?

No.No.Curveball of the century.

Yeah, it's our calling card.

We're in business.Oh, that's a bad sign.I don't like that.

Should we advertise the shop or not?

Oh, yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guys, we have a shop.

We have a shop.Oh, okay.Come on down to the Good Egg and buy some eggs.Oh, the Good Egg.We sell eggs.

Only eggs.Uh -huh, uh -huh.It is an onomatopoeia.

I know Bdubs enough to know that he did not make that word up.

Good job, guys.

Well done, Egg.This will put our name on the map.Everyone's gonna be paying us thousands of diamonds to do this to the other hermits.

Exactly.

That's right.We might just need to get, once people cotton on to the one prank that I know how to do, we might need to just get more creative on how to deliver the punch.

Yes, we'll think of some other ways.And, you know, if no one hires us, we just do it to someone else.We just keep advertising.

Alright, thanks guys.B -dubs might be the funniest man.Oh man.What a day.What a day.Oh yeah, remember I was supposed to build here.

That's not happening.Until the next episode.See you in the next one.Good bye!