HORSE MAGNIFIER

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Horse Magnifier.What does that mean?I know just as much as you do.I'm in the same boat as you are.I saw the name and I just clicked because I was so curious.That's exactly how we got here.

But apparently this is going to have a full game and level editor on Steam.So thank you, Sketboard Cat, for Horse Magnifier Jam Edition.This game is about magnifying horses.Drag the lenses to the correct position to match the goal.It's gotta be exact, so be precise, and take your time.So, obviously...

Obviously...Right there, that's perfect.And then obviously, I mean, I can even see where the circle is, really.Or... yeah.

Oh!My god.

I was born to magnify horses.Horse?Wait, horse?Next level, redo, main menu, horse.Alright, whatever.Remember, this has got to be exact, so take your time.

Nah, I got this.Let's see.Wham.Oh, bo -blam.Oh, thank you, ma 'am.Oh, come on.

That's perfect.It's literally exact.This guy doesn't know what exact is.There we go.Okay, nice.You know what?

Actually, this is...

Oh, I know how they did it.

Oh, I know how they did it.Like the beginning of that one, where it's just...It's not like that at all, actually.It's like that.Who's calling me?I'll call you later!

I'm doing very, very important horse business.

You're doing important work here?Hey, wait, I just...Hey, I just said that!How... how the... how the hell did you...The hell?

How'd you know that?What the hell?That's a great horse.Okay, ah, there is some magnifique going on there.

Oh!Oh -ho -ho!Très magnifique!Oh -ho -ho!

Nice.Bunny horse.Of course.Of course.Of course it is.Of course.

That's pretty close, but I guess not clo - Oh!There we go.I was a little too far right.Oh, this is good stuff.I - Oh!New mechanics being introduced!

Oh my god!Oh my god!Okay, a little low, a little there, not - We're gonna have no back legs, so we gotta be far enough forward that we have no back leg.Right there.Rump.Round the rumpy.

Turn that rumpy upside down, right about there.And then just backwards horse head.I was not close, but they gave it to me.This is a little delayed on the north, sir.Whoa!Okay, I'm assuming it's like this, but then I don't know.

Oh!Oh!

Okay, so it's perfectly aligned with the ears, and this is also inclusive of all the ears.And then this is like right...No, but this is all...Wait, no, that can't be right.Oh, wow.Okay, this...

Okay, all right, so this is this is oh man.Yeah.Yeah, because there's a little bit of ear.Ah The little bit of year up there.This is a great game.This is a really good game.

This is a great.Oh, I don't like chickensthe horse picture.

Okay, so what are these?These reverse, so definitely we're gonna reverse dies right there.So... small slivers of each.Right below, up to this hairline, and then they're aligned with each other.Okay, and then this is not for that, that goes up here.Yep, and then this goes here.

Huh, okay.I don't like that this horse was looking at me.

Whoa!

Now it's getting silly.

Now it's just getting silly.

Okay, we got Ass Backwards Horse and Bulgy Face.This might be the greatest game I've ever played.Might be the most incredible, outstanding game anyone has ever seen.And I think that the developers should be very proud of what they've accomplished here.

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Look at the fuckin' horse.Okay, so how do I have - okay, right.But, I feel like it's - there we go, yeah, yeah.Okay, so I gotta get up enough.Yep, right there.Right - right there!

Right there!There we go.Then backwards, swirl the ass.Right about there -ish.And then flip those legs.Oh, oh, I don't even know!

There we go.Nice!I'm pretty good!Pretty good at this.Oh!whoa okay this is this is the pensionator okay we're definitely pensionating one but only a little bit like that yeah like that flip this around somehow okay connect the head the the little mouth bit to the mouth bit there and then we're gonna pensionate the this there's close enough very good ah what happens if I go over here and do more over here nothing really It just looks like they're both on the same thing though, right?

Isn't that what it is?It is!Okay.Hey, I see what you're doing there.

You think you can escape me from that for me?

I'm one of the - I'm one of the - the good eye guys.You wanna join the team of good eye guys?

Got good eye - Yeah!

Oh no.What happened, man?I'm so sorry.Okay, so we got to blow up the butt first, then we take a chunk out of da butt about big and about yay tall.And then we just move the butt over, I guess.How far away is this butt?

It's one circle length and a half.So it's - it's one circle length and - no.It's LESS than one circle length.We're about right there.Yeah!Oh, that's not even a horse!

Final boss or something?Okay, so we got Pinchinated Head.We've got Elongated Oog.Okay, Pinchinated Head goes a little less tall.Oog goes a little to the right.Pinched on the dots of the oog.

Down to there.That -ish.And then the tiny paw.Oh, that's...Oh, wait.And then the head.

Big head.Heh.It's quite accurate with that.Okay, now this is a horse.In case anyone was curious, this is a horse.Schnoots big and schnooty.

Nice.

Oh!No!No!It can't be over!I was having so much fun!You were all having so much fun!

No!

Wait, are you telling me that there isn't - There's not yet a game page up for - Ignore how many hours I put into Slay the Spire.You mean to tell me there is no...THESE LAZY DEVELOPERS CAN'T KEEP KIDDING AWAY WITH THIS?!You're gonna give me one of the greatest games I've ever played, and then you're not.You're just not going to continue with it.Are you kidding me?

That was a delightful game.I enjoyed that very much.I actually did, no exaggerations about it.That was great.It was so simple, and yet it had an incredible mechanic, and I believe that I want to talk with you about.It's the Horse Magnifier movie.

I believe that the greatest story ever told is right here.

I wonder if I say that if like all of a sudden all the other movie studios tuned into my channel and they're just gonna be like, get the rights!

Get the rights, lock them down!

Anyway, I'm looking forward to that Steam page eventually coming up because Horse Magnifier might be, uh, might be something to change the entire world.I was waiting for there to be like some dark twists coming in there, some spookiness, but now Straight -up horse and magnification.I think this is great.Hey, I don't know how to make games But I think you got I think you really got something here.Okay.Thank you everybody so much for watching I know this is a short one.

Wasn't there another silly game?Maybe I could add on to this to being like no I just played the silly game that I had I swear there was like another silly game somewhere trash trashy cashy.All right, you know what?why not?Hold mouse over to sell items.I know this seems strange, but it's just like, you know, it's like such a - Oh!

Oh, interesting.It's got a little, a little like, a pokey thing?Weird.Okay, it's got some kind of like scratch -off mechanic going on here with trying to open up the bag a little bit.Okay, so it does matter which way you slice.Interesting.

Okay, there's some skill to the slicing.Oh my god, so much.Okay, how do I sell?Hold mouse over to sell item.Can I sell it faster than that?I mean, I don't know how fast you guys can sell a banana peel and an apple core and the sandal, but I'm pretty fast at it.

So I'd like this game to hurry the hell up.I used to do this.I totally forgot that I had another series besides three scary games, which right now I'm gearing up for my honeymoon.And so I'm playing some games that are a bit shorter than usual.But back when I first made the switch of going for like two videos a day to, to One I was like, I'm gonna just combine a bunch and it'll actually be more per per video and that means like doing it I haven't done like it just a 10 -minute gameplay in a long time.I'm not used to doing that I used to do three weird games.

That was part of it I was would lump all the games together because it's not always just about horror.

Is that poop?Is that goddamn poop?

It's not worth anything Nope.Minus five.Yep, I don't think I should try to get the poop.In fact, I'm pretty sure...Oh, a click to clear shells.Okay, that's good.

I have 24...26 money.Skills.Lucky Punk.Crack open a pack and a sneaky dollar might wink at ya!

Dollar chance at fresh packs.Packs, eh?Keep slicing for farther away before the knife bails out.That's pretty good.It costs one.That's nothing.

Bill Magnet.Teach fresh trash to cough up cash more often.Okay.Fast checkout.Spin the sales circle.Okay, that's good.

Big circle.Interesting.Matching trash.Sells sweeter when customer sees a pile.Matching set bonus.Mysterious clients.

I don't know what any of this is, but it's awesome.

All right.

Let's get a good idea of what we got here.Oh, I see.So I need to get the sets of things.Shit.That's a lot of bananas.

Who's eating this many bananas?

Nice.Okay, so I need a bigger circle to be able to sell sets, and it doesn't all sell at once.Note?Oh.Tired of digging through trash?Does life seem dull and hopeless?

We have a good news!First skill tree upgrades and simply leveling up your package will make your life a lot more exciting, and second, at the Trashy Cashy store, you'll be able to dig through paid trash.If that sounds intriguing, keep digging for more news.Okay.Off finger?Ho.

Ho.The worst trash.There's some weirdos out there that want it.Okay.I can sell three at a time now.$28 for banana peels.

I wanna get the slippers.I want the slipper combo.That's what I'm going for here.Oh, hell yeah.Am I big enough to sell?

158!Oh!

This is weirdly fun.I don't know what's going on with me, but this is weirdly fun.More shells is good because that means I could get an even bigger combo.And I think that as a mul - thinking of like the multiplier, which is like, you know, what I'm always thinking about.I think that would work out in my favor.Oh, especially if I can get a cigarette butt to take up that spot and then get two more cans in there.

That's that.This is definitely it.Oh my God.Oh, 588.Five hun -dy 88.Planning I don't think really plays anymore.

I think it's, I just got to go faster.right?

Oops.

Oh my god, that's huge Okay, what I gotta do is I mean if I could get another shelf, I mean that's the potential is just gigantic, right?Oh, oh my god.Never been so excited about trash in my life.Oh another note.Ooh, finally An unbeatable offer from the Trashy Cashy store for just a modest sum of money, you can now enjoy PAID TRASH if you find yourself unsatisfied with the quality of this trash.No worry, just keep buying it over and over again to level it up.

Good luck on your journey to your billions.

BUY TRASH?

Uh, I'll buy trash.

Woah!It's got a bow!

Oh my god, it looks deluxe as hell.Oh my god.What even is that?That's cool.I'm liking it.I'm actually loving it.

Huge.Pretty big, pretty big, pretty big.Definitely paid for itself, but I had a bigger combo on the other one because there's just a variety of items here.Big Circle, Bulk Love, Mysterious Climates.Clients, not climates.I mean, these climates are very mysterious.

Oh, I gotta go back to the regular trash.

Whoa!Whoa, I don't know why the cleaver is so blunt on the end of it, but wow.Oh my god!Oh, $3 ,000.What's even the point of doing the other one?This one's so upgraded.

Oh!Oh, come on, a finger is - How is a finger worth $76?It's those weird clients.So this weirdo claims $4 ,000?$7 ,000.Okay, I think I'm approaching my limit of what I'm willing to play for this.

But, uh, pretty fun.I think mechanically it's sound.I just, like, I can tell that I'm not - it doesn't have quite the addiction of, like, a cookie clicker.It's like, to get the most out of it, you do need to think about what you're doing, but at a certain point, it's really hard to think about what you're doing because there's no way to get just a little bit out of there.And if you didn't upgrade your circle, then you're not gonna get the big combos, and you're gonna make less money.and so it's like it's like okay all right I'm good you know not bad not not bad but anyway thank you everybody so much for watching I gotta remember me comboing these silly little games like this so thank you let me know we thought down the comments below and I'm waiting for the steam wish list for horse magnifier and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye