How I cheated my opening pitch...

This is me attempting to break the record for the world's fastest opening pitch, which should be impossible, except I have a secret.You see, because I'm a Red Bull athlete and Red Bull sponsors the Dodgers, they get to choose one player to throw the opening pitch every year.

And for this year, they chose me. I got to the stadium early and started warming up for my pitch, but something was feeling a bit off.I was slow, so I decided to break out my secret weapon.pine tar.If you don't know, Major League Baseball has banned all pitchers from using pine tar in other sticky substances.That rule, however, doesn't apply to somebody not in the MLB who's doing the opening pitch.There is still one problem.

I'm not good at baseball.