How shin guards were invented #soccerplayer #soccer #footballer

Oh, we have to do something about this. Well, you're supposed to kick the ball not each other shins. Maybe try that Thanks, super helpful, but it keeps happening. Well, what if we make cleats softer like slippers? Yeah. Yeah I don't know. I can't even kick a ball on these things. Wait, what about bubble wrap? What happens when all the bubbles pop then it's just Wrap. Okay. What if we tape giant pads to your legs? I can't even jog in these things. Protection, though.

They need to be smaller, harder, maybe add some ankle protection? Ooh, I like that. How do these look?

Terrible.

But they work.

OK, fine. How about these?

They're a little smaller. Still way too big. The players want smaller. The players want smaller. This is the smallest you're getting while still having protection.