You can think of a punishment for me, I'm gonna think of a punishment for you. So Bobby. Yes, you said I needed Riley bro, you talk crap
Okay, we can Bobby we can change it bro, do you want me to change it? All right, all right
The tortoise Bobby you're a tortureta pounder bro Wee torta pounders
Bobby I don't know if people have been going into your chat and spreading you misinformation, bro. I am NOT a torta pounder Bro stop saying we stop Bobby stop with the we no no Stop with the we I don't pound tortas bro. All right. All right. I have a better one
All right, I have a new punishment bro Bobby if I win you have to
Write jinx he owns me on your chest and then dance to
Dance to Brazilian funk for a TikTok tomorrow. You have to write Jinx he owns me. If I win.
Deal.
Wait, really? Okay, now what do you want?
What do you want my punishment to be, bro?
Shirtless to you.
Chat, what should it be?
Yes, ask your chat, bro.
Ask your chat.
I thought of mine.
Wait. Oil up on stream.
What?
I would oil up if I lose crap. I have baby oil literally right there
I would oil up. All right. All right, if I lose that oil up uncle. All right. All right, bobby Best of 11 bro. So you think you're gonna beat me right? You're confident, right? You're confident
Think we need think I know uncle you ready. I I know, Uncle. You ready? I sent it, Uncle. Oh my god, Mod Ken. Oh my god, Mod Ken. Chat, I had the wrong decks. Oh my god, Mod Ken. Oh my god, Ken, I love you. Make sure to change your trophy road. Yeah, Ken just told me that. Chat, I actually forgot.
Chat, oh my god. God, Ken I love you, Ken I love you!
Wait, what? No, uncle, somebody said you're using recruits, is that true?
Oh.
No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not using recruits.
Dude, have some honor, man. Bro, don't believe everything you see on the internet, bro. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not using bro. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, bro I'm not using recruits Yes, I'm not using recruits, bro Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, all right. All right. All right. I'm almost done
All right, all right, all right. All right. All right. I'm still building All right, Bobby, hold up.
I'm almost ready, bro.
All good, all good. Hmm. Hmm Holy shit chat my heart's pumping All right, bro. The last time I last time I did this, bro
I got embarrassed by ken bro and harassed for four months by my chat not happening again well I don't want to see it's gonna happen again nah all right Bobby I have 10 decks bro I'm ready to play you all right let's do it all right I Sent my son All right, good luck bro, yo Bobby, here we go. You are going to get destroyed Bro, bro, you literally You told me that I wasn't gonna beat you without Riley right right? Stand on that business bro. Don't switch up now I'm standing on that on business. Yeah How is mighty no skill you're using boss bandit, what are you even saying bro?
Dude it's for elixir and it's a champion that's overpowered. Oh my god you have Pekka Why do you run you're running hoggy cute that's good game uncle how is that good how is that good? How is that good game, though? I lost! How are you gonna defend this balloon? You only have one air defense. Uh, and guess what? It's dead. Ha ha ha ha. You actually overcommitted. DECA!
COMPAN! I'm a tower tree. Oh, never mind. I'm winning. I forgot a king up open
Bro, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, stop bro. Yeah. Yo, I'm coming back bro. You are not good
All right, just please hog in the right lane. What? Why would he do that uncle? Oh you're gonna pop ability! Oh why would he not go pop ability and go hog? Huh? Dude why are you defending the dead tower uncle? It's dead uncle let it go. Well played uncle that 6 elixir to the trash by the way. SHUT UP!
My god shut up! Dude just shut up. Well played, Uncle. That 6 elixir to the trash, by the way.
SHUT UP!
My God, shut up, dude! Jesus!
Uncle, go in, bro. It's 50 seconds left, bro. You need to go in now. Uncle, go in, bro. You're gonna lose if you don't go in now. Oh yeah, good boy. No hits, no now. Oh yeah, good boy. No hits, no hits.
Oh yeah.
What did I say, man? Oh, you got me, man.
Bro, shut up! Oh my God, shut up!
Wait, go hog again, it might work this time. Wait go in again uncle trust it's gonna work.
Nah nah you gotta be kidding me guys.
Bro shut up like shut up bro oh my god. Nah you're him uncle you're him. What do you mean uncle I'm 23 what are you saying? Shut up, shut up, bro. Oh my god
What do you mean uncle I'm 23, what are you saying? One to zero. Yeah, you got to win six bro. Don't get it. Don't get on your high horse, bro
You got it win six, bro Don't don't get on your high horse bro. You got to win six Don't push the horses I
Said don't get on your high horse not push the horses
Yeah, take this with a grain of salt you're gonna get dominated
All right one two zero bro
Yep nice I have a hundred percent winning against Jinxie. Am I him? Yeah, bro. We played one battle Wait, I'm lowkey him. Wait, if I cancel on him, I could say I've won against him forever. No, you have to play the best of 11 I'm just kidding
Alright uncle, cannon here I
Uncle can in here
One two zero bro, you gotta win six remember that I'm gonna win a crown for you. No, minions are annoying. Guards! Oh, hell no. Oh.
Come on.
No, that was a good snowball, Uncle. Well played.
Wait, kill it! Oh, waste is massive. You don't have enough for graveyard.
Dude, why did you knock graveyard?
I had nothing, Uncle.
Oh, I'm gonna win a crown for you. Oh, I'm gonna win a enough for graveyard. Dude why did you not graveyard I had nothing uncle. Oh I can't do that. Minions now.
Nice prediction bro.
Dude what the funk man.
Yo bro nice prediction.
No way it's alive.
Nice prediction yeah talk! Talk now!
Dude, dude chill dude. Cool your beans uncle. It's not even 2x elixir.
GG bro. GG.
Oh no uncle.
We need GG. I have Goblin Curse. You don't have enough. Dang! I have nothing. Aw dang it. You got lucky as hell uncle. I'm lagging.
You're not lagging! You had no elixir, bro! Don't lie!
Dude, I'm lagging, bro!
You're not lagging! You had no elixir!
Look, ask your chat. They're gonna say I was lagging.
Oh yeah!
Wait, another stat? Oh, I'm so mad.
What is your CHOPPED DECK?! OH MY GOD! I can't play this! Skill cycle, uncle! What you mean? Skill cycle? You have Mega Knight, Balloon, and Pekka in a single deck. What do you mean skill cycle, bro? Your deck is no skill.
This is skill!
And Boss Bandit! How did I forget Boss Bandit?
And Goblin Curse! Dang it all man! Dude, I already know you're gonna protect it. How did a fire spirit connect? Oh hell no!
Why nice, alright it's over, good game.
How is it over? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I didn't see the bowler man. Okay. Okay then. No more Mr. Nice Guy then buddy. That's it man. I'm done. I'm ready uncle. It's time for me to change my deck.
One to one bro. One to one. Good luck. Royal Chef again. Yo bro, why are you emoting good luck? You could just say good luck. We're in a call bro. I can hear you
Yo, bro, I
Why are you the recruits man? I thought you had honor man. Oh heck no uncle. Now I know you have no honor.
He has goblin cage dude. Where's the skill?
I'm winning this I don't care. You know why? I don't have Void. What are you doing, Uncle? Yo, your tower! Yo, your- what? Wait a minute. Wait a minute! No, I couldn't catch it. Damn it. Come on, homer head pekka!
NOOOOOO!
I would've won! Dude, you're so lucky, man. Honestly.
How would you have won? Are you insane, bro?
Hmm, I'm winning, uncle.
Yeah, you are are you are.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright. Yeah let the tower go bro.
Go three crown three crown three crown. 3 crown, 3 crown!
3 crown!
3 crown! Wow! Yo, the 3 crown! What is input delay?
What the f***?
That's not input delay, you had no elixir bro.
How do you know my elixir count?
Oh heck no. Because you just put a Pekka down at 7 bro.
Huh?
Huh? Elixir count. Oh heck no. You just put a Pekka down at seven, bro No, you are using mega night Pekka and boss bandit
Mr. Nice Guy, I'm 3 crowning you now! Woah, woah, woah. Oh, that piece? Oh my days, we have fireball? Oh no!
No way you have a freeze, there's no fucking way.
Yes! NOOOOOO! No, I lost! YES! YES!
2-1! Yes! Yes! 2 to 1. 2 to 1. Bro, I thought you said I wasn't going to win without Rowdy, bro.
That's it, man.
I thought you said I wasn't gonna win without rally bro
Don't even a goldfish could be me Two to one two to one
Yo, bro, it's what a reminder uncle you're a boss bandit mega knight player, bro
How how Do that skill, man, that skill! How? HOW?
HOW IS THAT SKILL?
That skill, uncle, because I can't spam cards. Like these low, low, elixir average, no skill. You don't even have this one, Uncle. All my days, bro!
Oh.
Dude, no way, dude. You're using the most no-skill decks.
Bro, you're not even changing your deck, bro.
What?
Yes, I am, Uncle.
Bro, obviously...
Wait, hold up. Oh my god, you just got cooked. You just got cooked.
I didn't. I'm chilling, Uncle. Wait, hold up. Oh my god. You just got cooked
Wait My mother which is gonna be useless Damn, why was I kind of good for you? What the fong?
One hit?
Two to one bro, you better lock in.
I'm locked in uncle. I was feeling nice when you decided to give me free wins.
What is your mic bro?
Is it in a tin can?
I don't know. I literally can't. You lost bro.
I didn't uncle.
Call your beans.
You didn't lose? I didn't lose. I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in. you lost I didn't uncle for your beans you didn't lose I didn't lose I never mind you should have gone opposite and this is what it takes to be top 100? Damn. Flash rod really fell off.
Please jump! Please jump!
Please! Wait, rage? Hold my base, we just lost. We just lost, uncle! Oh god, this is annoying. We took last uncle? Oh god, this is annoying.
Please send it one more time! Hi, Uncle! It's looking pretty rough for you here.
Wait, wait, you lost, Uncle!
Please get a hit. Wait, wait, you lost, uncle! Please get a hit.
No way! No!
Oh my god!
Yo, bro, cut out the fucking emoting. Cut out the emoting, bro. Deadass.
Sorry, uncle.
Sorry.
Oh my f- Alright, it's two and two then, right? Hold on. Deadass sorry uncle. Oh my eyes to it to that, right?
I'm totally gonna win this Two to two bro, all right, whenever you're ready uncle
Two to two I'm not losing to you bro, I promise I'm not losing to you. 2-2.
First one to 6. Alright, we're tied, we're tied. I'm telling you, if you had a Riley, it would probably would have been...
Yo bro, SHUT UP!
You got a lowkey, you need a Riley. It would probably would have been Yo, bro, shut up
Yeah, low-key you need Riley You why do you always can in here uncle cuz you ran peck out eight games in a row like are you insane oh my fucking god oh you're actually so lucky uncle I swear please run in Oh freaking bowler man! No, no, no, no, no! Wait, you're actually king?
Oh nice! Oh my days! Well played, uncle! You know the point of Clash Royale is to defend your towers, right? Yeah, bro. It's a yo-yo-yo-yo
It's called a counter push. You just spent seven elixir. So I'm just gonna counter push. What do you mean? I'm just gonna counter push. I can't defend that Good bro, 3-2 buddy Why are you defending? The tower's gone. Why are you defending? Wake up, bro!
You are my son! ENDING! WAKE UP, BRO! YOU ARE MY SON!
WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
It ain't over, Uncle! Hell nah! Double time slicksters, my time to shine! Oh, you thought it was over, huh?
Where you going, Pekka?
Nah, buttercup! What?
Oh, I lost.
Fuck! Where you going Becca? Nah buttercup, wood, all I want is fun. YES! YES! YES! 3-2, 3-2, 3-2 Bro, what is your mind? Oh, dang it! Three to two, bro. Three to two, three to two.
All right, man. I guess I'll give you that free win, since I feel bad.
Three to two, three to two, three to two, three to two.
All right, man, all right.
Come on.
Yo bro, you can just say good luck in the call. I can hear you bro. What in the world?
You ready uncle?
What are you using? Oh my god!
I'm running regular X-Bow uncle, what do you mean? Oh my god
What in the Huh? What is this? I don't know. Give me one! Bro, enough with this emote, please! Why?
Woah woah woah woah. Wait, wait, I have an idea. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU No, you're not you are not don't even start bro. You are not lagging you spent You spent you spent like nine elixir at the bridge. You literally said I wouldn't win without rally Yo, I can't even yo, bro no skill counting elixir
That's like the only...
That's like...
That's the most skill thing in the...
PAY TO WIN! WE HAVE TO SAVE LEVELS!
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Uhhhh... wait.
Dude, you're actually freaking no skill dude.
Ohhhh...
Oh my days, I'm gonna need three crowns.
Bro you actually did no damage bro.
Oh! Okay, I'm washed.
Holy uncle, I'm finally washed.
Why do you keep running graveyard?
Oh, you try to catch me off guard, well played.
I was pretty smart of you there. Oh!
Dang bro! Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. Why you keep running graveyard Let's go
For two four to two No, no, no, I'm coming back. Don't trip chocolate chip, I got this. 4 to 2.
4 to 2, 4 to 2, come on, come on, chat. Two more. Two more! Huh, which one should I pick? All right. Let's go, uncle. Oh You run Pekka every game Oh Nice perfect actually, how was that perfect? Dang it all!
Oh well.
Dude, watch what I be in bro! It's not a BM bro, that is not BM. Dang it, uncle.
Oh my. What? Oh my god.
What?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh My what all you lost thank you so much uncle
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Huh?
Yes, I won yeah good luck coming back with Expo, Uncle. You went Goblinstein Balloon? Are you clinically insane, bro?
Dude, that's a skill push. Uh, Fireball in, Uncle. Go ahead. uh fireball and uncle go ahead what lightning Dang it! How? Nino waited until my tower! Wow, this is rigged! Oh! He has fireball, dude. Oh no. Dang, bro. I was gonna get paid a win.
Y'all seen that.
Wait, oh.
No, I can't make any goblins!
On my days! Grrrrr! Grrrrr! Woohoo! Grrrrr! I'm Oh my days! Freaking dragon dude, it's carrying you. Come on! No way uncle! What?
How are you alive?
Yo give up man, give up. Oh my days! No way. Oh yeah. Yo give up. Give up.
Give up. Give up.
Oh my days! No wait. Oh yeah. Yo, give up uncle, you're not coming back. What?
Hmm. Good game! What's up with the PM?
Four to three.
Let's go man.
Oh yeah, I couldn't lightning. Oh yeah, I forgot I had lightning.
Were you trying to lightning predict the whole time? Oh, yeah, I forgot I had lightning
Are you trying to lightning predict the whole time four to three bro four to three Four to three
Yeah yeah I You're dancing using graveyard You can beat it bro, all right, guess what I'm using I'm gonna place one card. I can't place it.
Oh, nice. Doing everything you have ever flinched in months. Oh yeah. Oh my god!
That was perfect. Nice! Come on, I swear if you don't... No, stay alive Pekka, please, please, uncle, I need you. My base! Ike, unbelievable, how? How, uncle? Well, how is my right tower so no what happened to it all the giant?
That's a bad monk, oh my god.
I lost, I actually sold, ain't no way. Oh Freaking way Any no run oh yeah Let's go Five three oh my god one more, what is that? Alright, that's it uncle. It's time for me to use something. I actually, a real deck uncle.
You ready?
Yep, I'm ready bro. Send it. No more Mr. Nice Guy, uncle. I'm going to use a real deck. I'm going to use a real deck. I'm going to use a real deck.
I'm going to actually a real deck uncle you ready yep I'm ready bro send it no more mr. nice my uncle hi this one actually doesn't have Pekka so good luck it's gonna have Pekka bro you're like a Pekka enthusiast five three trusty it doesn't have Pekka So are you running the same deck What art what the fuck
oh my days there's no way in the freaking car No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, For my days! Bad ability! Bad ability! Bad ability! Oh my god! Uhhhhhh...
Ffff...
Kick him in when he's down! Hang it all, man!
Bro, do we have the same deck?
I know! Bro do we have the same deck? Go in man! What the? Oh my days! Oh my days!
Yes go!
Oh yeah. Oh, I knew it.
Yes! At least catch one. Dude! Come on executioner shoot Why you have a building on the Come on, it ain't over man, it ain't freaking over. Dang it! I lost!
Yes!
Yes! 6! Yes!
Six to three, Bobby.
Six to three!
Wait, you have to make that TikTok. You have to make that TikTok.
So, okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We had a deal, bro.
Wait, guys, why you saying if you wanna TikTok, what?
We had a deal, bro. Wait,out payout payout, but Bobby Bobby the deal was bro the deal was
Um, you have to write your son
What do you say? Wait, you must have in the wind
No, the deal was You have to write jinx II owns me on your chest and dance to music. It could be any song you want And you have to post it tomorrow you have to post it tomorrow he is not lagging bro chat he is not like
Yes, or tonight or tonight wait until I get a whole glow up. Wait, can't wait until I get a glow up. No No No, no six to three. No, can you wait until I get a glow up? No, no. Let me, let me. No.
I'm gonna start hitting the gym real quick.
No, no, six to three, no. You have to do it tomorrow, bro, or tonight. You have to do it tomorrow or tonight.
Okay, okay, I got you, I got you. I'm a man of my word. I'm a man of my word.
W Bobby, bro.
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