Deja is so excited about going to Miami, but I was left screaming at the other parents wanting to go home, and I've never been so embarrassed.See, I'm tired, girl.It's 4 a .m.We're literally at the airport.I do not understand how Deja has this much energy because all I want to do is curl up on my couch and not leave my house for a week.
We literally just got back from Australia.But Deja got invited to this event in Miami, right?And because she's under 18, she needs a parent to go with her.And because Presley's mom was going, she was like, Mom, you have to come too.And this girl would not stop trying to convince me.She's like, Mom, it'll just be like a mini holiday you can laze by the pool the whole time.
And you know what?I start to get convinced.I'm like, yeah, it would be nice to relax by the pool.Wow, was I wrong?Oh my God, where's Wally?Anyways, we get to Miami, right?
And the kids are staying at their own Airbnb with the Ping Pong Puff people.They have a pop -up that's happening in Miami at the moment and they decked out the whole house and their pool area was so nice.Look at all the decorations.decorations!Deja was so excited to see Presley.She got her a real pair of Uggs, because if you didn't know, the Uggs that you buy in America are actually fake.
She also got her these cute Anua face masks.She got her a kangaroo and a Drake mask, which was kind of random.Anyways, once the kids were settled, I turned to the parents.I'm like, come on, let's go.I'm ready to relax by that pool Deja was hyping up.So we check in.
House is amazing.We go by the pool.We're having a great time.Next thing you know, Liz starts screaming and a rat runs directly to me!
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