I Became a Millionaire by Obliterating Everyone In My Waterpark - Waterpark Simulator

Hey there, it's Josh. Welcome back to Let's Game It Out. We're checking out Water Park Simulator today. It's got all the things I want. Big slides and big feelings. Oh, and also this video is sponsored by Metal Gear Solid Delta. Snake Eater.

Stay tuned, I got to screw around in this one a little bit. But until then, it's time for a new game. Name your park. Down to Drown. Is that too aggressive? I should take it down a notch. If you want, I'm not your dad. Okay, yeah, that's better. Ah, and here we are.

Oh, thank you, sign. You got all the important parts. Down to drown if you want. I'm in. Anyway, this is the entrance to our park, and it looks like we came equipped,

and boy, do we look excited to use it. One tarnation? There's NPCs. Hold still. Welp, 43 seconds in and we killed a man. Okay, he's fine. I like how every time I smack him, he brings up the little emoji like, Oh, that's awkward.

Yes, yes it is. Sorry about your bones. Oh, did you want to visit this shop? Let me help you out. Sorry, sir. I'll be done in here in a second. No, come back! Where are you going? Alright, well, you get away for now. What was this place anyway? Welcome to Kmart.

Kmart? Oh, it is called Kmart. Anyway, let's take a look inside. Oh, hey there. I really enjoy your wandering eyes. Anyway, it looks like this is our park.

Let's go inside and get it ready for customers. Now, we're supposed seen better days. Well, we can see the bones of it ready to go. I mean, we've got the pool, a bathroom, pool chairs, a haunted changing room. I don't know, maybe we already have everything. Let's wander in here, and it's definitely time to open the park. And open. Let's do this. Ah, okay, and we have our first visitor. time. Okay, a teen for six hours. Okay, and here you go. I like that I can't even see the customer.

What with all this paper garbage on the window? Let me remove some of this newspaper. Okay, good, now I can see the fear in your eyes. Come on in. Oh, I guess I took too long. Whatever, somehow we have some clientele

who are interested in this. Hello business man in the middle of the day. Eight hours senior. Okay, no way I can screw this one up. Here, you have this. And that's how I made $9. Oh boy, and this person's about to have

the time of their lives. Or so I thought. I haven't seen him come out of the changing room. Hello, are you? Oh, oh, what's the matter? You scared? It's okay, come on out. I like how they're like, Nuh-uh, don't want to. Is it the part where there's no water in the pool and you're scared to come out?

Well, I think I know how to convince him. Hi, you've been selected to take a quick survey. There you go. Now go play in that tomb. I mean that empty pool. Nope, still terrified. Hey, how did you get suited up so fast? You'll be back and I'll be waiting. God Magnus

Can you believe this? All I'm trying to do is run an honest business and here we have people being too bashful But I know I can rely on you Or not, I guess they're all just scared. I'm not sure if I need to care though I mean I do get their money. I started with 500 and I've already made $17 and at the moment you can only have one person at a time. That's okay I just give them a shove and they run back into the changing room crying and then our park is free for another person Come on, you got this you'll find your way out. Well, well, look who's back. I know you couldn't resist

Maybe I can streamline this a little maybe I can hop up here. Oh I can just crash through the glass and wait for the next person. Hold that thought, Ridge. The phone is going off the hook. All right, can you guys just wait? I have to take a call.

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And the first thing is sell 15 tickets. Well, that's not going to be hard at all. Wait, hold that thought. It's the end of the first day already. We made $27, four guests today, 0% satisfaction, No good reviews and many bad ones. 15 visitors had injured thoughts. What do you mean 15? There's only ever been four people here. Oh and no tips cuz it looks like we need to unlock that. In the research tree

How do I get to that? Oh, here it is. Oh heavens. Yes. There's so many things to unlock Hold that thought we have a ticket cheater. I guess I sneaked into the park without a valid ticket. You can spot them quite easily, they're missing a bracelet. Or it could be that they're the only person in my entire park. Oh yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna find them. Let me beat the money out of you, thank you. Ah, well that was easy. 15 tickets sold. And look at that, we got 96 experience points, which I gather will give us research points. How long can I do this while having no functional park? So dysfunctional that the people that get a ticket look at me like I'm the crazy one for wanting them to use the park. Well, only one way to find out. Hold, please. Turns out you can do it for quite a while, actually.

Look at that, 124 tickets sold. Now we have over $1,400 and 9 research points. What a bargain. I also did learn some great optimizations. After delivering them a ticket, I don't even have to leave the booth, I can just shove them from back here. Anyway, now it's time to finally do some upgrades. Sadly, to get from half a star to one star, I believe we have to finish this stuff on the task list. Trash bin and showers.

And we need that to unlock all this stuff. So first we'll unlock the trash bin. Not to mention over here in maintenance how nice that there's an overhead view where I can do this. Look at that, we can see our pool, as well as future pools we can unlock, as well as ourselves, as well as our terrified guest who refuses to come out. Well, I'm sure these rusty showers will change their tune. So let's see, we'll put one here, and then we'll put one this way as well,

so that people have to lock eyes while they shower. Actually, wait, better idea. Let's separate it a little bit and then we can put the trash can in between. Now everybody can get involved. Oh, and I guess we have to build them. They won't just manifest themselves. Ah, yes, look at it. Brand new. And one for you. And finally you. Ta-da! We did it! Star rating has increased. Okay, John, let's see if having showers changes the behaviors.

What do you mean you won't let me watch you shower? So weird. What's that? You want an actual pool? Well, how about instead of a pool, I give you just a rusty diving board?

Surely that'll be nice, right? Yes, of course it will be. Oh, well, look who finally came out to play. I mean, I don't want to define for you what your idea of fun is, but I'm glad you're having a nice time. Oh

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John John, are you okay? Well, I'm not responsible enough to deal with this. There you go You just get in there and I'll just turn a blind eye to that Wait, wait, what's happening? Well, it looks like that problem worked itself out. Thank you ambulance, it was really nice of you to swing by. You know, I don't think I'm going to question that too much.

I'm just going to be thankful it happened. Wait a minute, what the heck? How is this out of order already? It was used one time. And yeah, I could repair it, but maybe I won't need to. Maybe its mere presence will bring guests into the park even if it's broken There's only one way to know for sure and it's if they pop out of that other exit. Oh

My god, it worked. We don't even need to repair it. Well, wait, what are you gonna do instead? Oh Good you paid $10 to shower. Well, this is working great And she's got this whole wasteland to herself because we can still only have one person at a time. I'm not gonna tell you how to live, but you should probably put some shoes on. Oh, that's probably safe too, just Blair Witch over there. Okay, that's enough wandering, let's stop that right now. Yeah, I like it much better when they're fleeing for their lives. Hey look, and we even got a review! One visitor had the I feel fun thought. Wait a minute, what's all this? Maintenance? Building? Fines. No, you don't I'm not done yet Actually, I guess I kind of get it an ambulance all to yourself. I guess someone's got to pay for it

Oh, but luckily the trash is already piling up. Okay, so we'll just gather the trash Oh, hey, and that raised it by four. Can I shove this? Oh Whoops, well, it's still counted. So that's good enough for me and now everything else is out of order too. What, does time move differently here? Does everything just decay in like a minute and now everyone won't come out again? Oh, sorry lady. I can tell you actually did come here for the shower.

Okay, well the one thing that isn't out of order is the trash can. So if you think about it, we just need to lure people out here for that. What if we actually do make a pool? As an added bonus, capacity by three visitors. Oh and look I can just shove it right here in the corner. Ah yes and it looks great. And look at that now we can have three people in here at a time. I also

couldn't help but notice that the pool isn't filled and that's because you're supposed to hop down here and close the water plug. Which once you do that the water level rises like it should. Wait does that mean to imply that I can just keep it undone like this and just have a nice shallow pool? Well, let's find out. And oh my goodness, look at this. Three people lined up already. Hope you're here to use my trash cans. As you can see, the people are really enjoying it. Oh boy, what am I gonna run into here? Hello? Oh yeah, well, of course. Can you guys stop horsing around in there? Oh. Wait a minute, if they just explode out like that with three people, if I just find some space to add more pools like right here. Does that continue to increase how many people can be in here?

Oh, joyous day it does. Okay, let's finally get this giant pool out of the way, which once we smash it, it just magically turns back into floor and we'll sadly get rid of all of the tasteful scenery, but it's gonna be for a good cause at least.

And that's to shove in as I'm sure 20 whole people will when they're in my park. Oh, look at all these people like, I was about to go to work. What the hell with it? I'll just get in line for the water park. Well, I know there's a lot of pools,

but I hope you like being trapped in small spaces. Okay, and that's 20 people in my park now, How's everybody doing? Looking great I see. How would you like a little shove? Oh I guess it takes multiple shoves. Well I mean, it's going great. I hope you guys used the trash can on the way out. Oh and what heaven is this? All the pools are out of order too.

And look at all the people waiting in line. All this so I can show up and do some shoving. Isn't that right everybody? Thanks for all your cash! You know what they probably need in their lives a little spice like this slide now Let's see we could put it like right here where it's technically going in that pool Oh, why do that when we could put it somewhere like this? Yes, this will be a nice soft landing Nothing can possibly go wrong. Oh, hey look now. There's a new option a slide pass well

I guess that makes sense how else would we know if they can use the slide. Okay, I need to see how this works. First, she navigates the death trap that is this park, and then...

Yay! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, thanks for the $5 for you to be injured at my park. Well, let's nudge you out of the way. We can't have you getting in the way of other guests. Oh boy, all you patient people, you're in for a treat. And at this point, I really only want them to be using the slide. So anyone that's asking for a slide pass gets in. But heaven forbid you walk up and don't want that pass.

Get out of here this is for slidey crew only. Ah yes and I can see that this is going great. Yeah just move that body out of the way. Don't let it inconvenience you. Oh it's so fun to slide into the corpses. Before I become one. But hey, who am I to argue? Maybe this is fun for $5. Otherwise, why would people keep doing it? Everybody wins, isn't that right, Lawson?

Wow, you're really covered in dirt, aren't you? That actually reminds me, how are my trash cans doing? Ah, excellent, more trash. I know what to do with this. Enjoy it in good health. Anyway, I think we're getting a better idea

of what we want this park to look like. injuries so I would love to have a little bit more of both but in order for that to work we need to get our stars up so it's back to taking out trash hey you think fast oh too bad oh but don't worry the fun doesn't stop when we get to 20 on this once we do that we unlock even more stuff okay and here's two things I think we need next let's unlock ticket price level one guests will pay more to enter your park sucks to be them and the other thing we're gonna need is park size level one. Expands your park with a new area for building attractions.

Oh my goodness, would you look at this? There's so much room over here for me to do a little bit of cleanup and then turn this place to this. Yeah, more shallow pools for the shallow pool God. And not only that, but look what we have here.

Two whole stars! And that apparently raised our cap from 20 to 30 people. You know what else we have access to? More exciting slides. So you see our guy right here? We're gonna add to it. So we'll somehow place one right here.

This doesn't feel like it should work, right? Like, it likes to flicker like it's not gonna let me do it. But then if I just push the button enough. Well, would you look at that? Yes, look at this beautiful trifecta. It's gonna be great. Give people options, I say, and give them the park they deserve. Where I sense people's pelvic regions are about to connect with this solid metal.

These people have the most unorthodox way to get to these two. They can't reach the ladder, so they go up the front of it, wonder if this is a good idea, Okay, down you go. I like how the medic is already here like he already knew. But whatever, they're having a blast. Oh, and those two just jousted. Did you see that? This one, unfortunately, people aren't able to figure out as well, since not just the entrance,

but also the exit are floating in space for them. That's fine. We'll just reposition this one. Oh, sorry everybody that was waiting. So let's see. Maybe this will be better. I think they can clear this gap and we'll find out momentarily. Oh, yep. Looks like it works. If that's what we're gonna call that. Still here, huh, medic guy? I mean, it's better for me, because the longer he stands here, the less he's charging me for an ambulance.

And also to get enough people in here, we're gonna unlock something else. The ticket machine. Unlocks a ticket vending machine where guests can buy tickets on their own. Behold a self-checkout machine. Oh, here we go. No, wait No, wait, I was right the first time for whatever reason right where I'm standing not quite sure why but every time someone comes up Here to buy a ticket they think about doing it

But then they come up and they give me a little kiss on the cheek and then they get in line the important parts that everybody's Having fun. Yes Beckham. You're all heroes in my eyes This really is the dream isn't it? Sliding on top of a bunch of corpses going, this is awesome! I think I like this slide the most because after they do their little journey, they slide right into this other pool. But it's okay, she's fine. Wait, I take that back. Yeah, that seems like the perfect nap time. Right there in that pile of filth. That's okay, she came back up for air and then died properly. Seriously though, look how dirty it is in here. Covered in trash, also those things, which I think mean people crapped in the pool. And people are volunteering to fly into this stuff.

I'm loving this! Well, you know, I should probably help out with this a little bit. If I use my sledge, I can move them out of the way. Let's just get all you guys in there. Wait for more bodies to get delivered. Add those in as well. Good, I hope. Okay, well now I'm curious to something. Can I come down here and just plug it back up? Oh boy, you sure can. Now, I know that the game says these people are just knocked out

You know, I'm a little concerned about them and about you people that are willing to swim in this There's so many concerns that have nothing to do with the bodies I like when people get in and they're like, oh I need to shower for some reason. Where's the trash bin? You're in it. Oh, oh Allison. Are you okay? Are you drowning in fun? Don't worry. I think I can help you out I'll just pull this that'll be fine, right? See crisis averted. It's not right. Okay. Now you're just being dramatic All right. Let me just climb out. Maybe I can help from here. Oh, never mind. I guess she's joined the rest of them Well, might as well fill it back up then Allison would want it this way The other great part about this is we're actually turning a profit now. Like sure it cost us $905 in medical fees, but look at all this money we made.

We walked away with an additional $660. Let's ignore the 140 people that say they saw something disgusting. You know and I'm having a great time moving these bodies into my favorite drowning pool where you can watch someone drowning in the air while complaining before deciding, ah screw it. But I would love to have this disaster with even more people and for that

I believe that means making this thing higher and as part of that we unlocked park size level 2 Which means now not only do we have all of this but over to the left? We have a brand new area to screw around in so let's go ahead and clear all this stuff out and while we're at it Let's redesign all of this stuff. So first things first. We have access to new pools. So let's go with the twin splash pool. Okay, wow, it looks so nice and clean. What about when I fill it up? Is it gonna- oh. Okay, never mind. As we can see, it's managed to maintain its ambiance. And this time around,

I want to make sure people can hurt themselves even faster. Okay, it's a good first step. And let's unlock some better slides. Wow, look how exciting these are. Inflatable slide, not to mention this one. Oh my god. Yeah, okay, let's start with that and see how this does. Two slides, bunch of diving boards. Also, you know what? I'm tired of doing this. How about instead we hire somebody? Let's see, we need a ticket person, so we'll go with Melvin. Aw, here comes Melvin, doing the job I don't want to do, thank you. And all I need to do is focus on the good stuff. Like all the people just falling in. Okay, so this is what 50 or so people look like at the bottom of a pool.

And if we fill it up, well... Now the party can really get started, I guess. I like how the medic is like, My time to shine! Oh wait, what am I to judge? Have yourself a nice swim, Troy. You've got this whole pool to yourself. Oh Troy, you're doing so good. So let's do more of these slides. Maybe less of this guy. Maybe a smaller pool. All right, hang on while I fix this up again.

Actually, what happens when I fold up this pool? That'll teach me. Okay this time around we're going with tiny pool again and only wild slides Yes, this definitely feels like it'll be fine. Okay, here they go over to the monument. Oh my goodness Have a good time the two of you. Oh Yeah, this is great, you know, what's actually kind of shocking with this is this doesn't knock people out They get sucked down to the bottom and sometimes their limbs stay with the slide and yet they're still like this was great a plus plus so it's back to the drawing board actually what I feel like I'd really want is even more space good thing we have four stars now

park size level three your day is today actually why stop there give me a park size level four oh my dear God look at this we took over like city streets we just inherited these cars and everything can you believe it gives me the option to even destroy these when they can give us great ideas? I think I was going all wrong about the pool thing But I think we really need is to create experiences for example look at this double-decker diving board I have there's no way I can Position this over this right? Oh, but you can I gotta see if this works. Have a good jump

Yes, truly flawless. And let's see how that top one is doing. Whoops, looks like my positioning could use a little work. Then again, I'm okay with it being a them problem. Well, it's not perfect. They jump and then get bounced back to the diving board

where they then just die on the diving board, dreaming of money. And then this one, no matter where I put it. You just really want to hit that pavement Well, we can't let that have all the fun not when we have even more slides ready to go here. How about this one? Here we go. We'll just put this one right here But you know, this might be too excessive and by that I mean some of these things aren't even gonna touch the car

Well, we can fix that. I'll just take this nice little fence piece and I just put these right in front. Well, I don't know if this is gonna work, but I certainly hope so. And there's our answer. And that one also works. In fact, they all work. Oh, and don't worry, we wouldn't forget about you. After all, we can't let everyone else have all the fun. Not when this awaits you. Okay, can I put the pool underneath here? It looks like not, although I think this is one of those games where if I move the mouse fast enough

It might stay green long enough for me to put the pool under there. Let's give it a shot. Oh, hey That was pretty good. Yeah, okay like that. You know, this seems like a good start I think I know where this could no should go. So give me a second to set it up Okay, so here we are in the new and improved, down to drown if you want, I'm in, 5 star. Let me give you the quick tour before we start it up. Behold, a hedge maze.

It does exactly what hedge mazes do, it basically makes it so it takes a really long time to get anything done for basically no reason. But really it's all so we can get over there. So the water slide things. Oh and also I cleaned up nothing so it's an absolute cesspool in here And I mean, you know, don't even ask and if you're lucky you're gonna find the most premier water park You can imagine and it may not look like much but it's got it where it counts and by that

I mean if you hop on the hood and then up on the hedge you can see that it basically looks like a garbage dump In fact, there's already a corpse in here. I don't know what else you would call this. This doesn't look like swimming attire. Also, sir, you're soaking wet. You're gonna get water all over my sewage. Anyway, here's basically what we got. We've got three slides that all slide into the center area. Not to mention a diving board, it just helps out. And as you can imagine, the goal is to trap people.

Because of the hedges, once they fall in, they can't get back out. and see how they put up with this. Per usual, everybody piles up as normal. And then when they emerge, they're kind of, um... They're kind of more timid than usual. I couldn't help but notice they're taking little baby steps, almost like they're terrified, and they're probably regretting not wearing any sandals.

This feels like some kind of dystopian reality show. But eventually, they find their way, and this guy went straight on the slide like a true hero. Let's see how he does. The more people that come over here and try stuff. And don't worry, they will show up. Oh my God, what the hell is happening over there? I would go over there and try to figure it out, but what am I gonna do? I mean, people are still using the thing

and they're ending up in the pool, so whatever. And what's this person's problem? Are you drowning and you just don't have the space to show it? Mine looks under control. Oh, and here it is, the end of the day. A lot of people actually did manage to walk off, but I think there's still a lot of people in here. Although I have to admit, when I jump in, it doesn't really feel like there's that many people in here.

Not anywhere close to 50 to 100. And you may notice that most of these people are still conscious. Well, I actually have a device that can probably fix that. Yep, it's a taser. So let's go ahead and pacify everybody. Oh, don't look at me like that, Jacob. It's not gonna make me tase you any less. Thank god I can do this from a distance.

Oh, you know what? I think it's this corner where all the people are. It just feels like a lot of names. Let's find out. Oh wow, yeah, that's where everybody was. They were clustered in the corner. Okay, and with the zapping of Fiona, I think that might have been everybody. Okay, let's see if it looks any different now

Well, there we go. Yeah, see that seems better now. I can't turn anywhere without seeing weird glistening Terminator legs I mean we can agree right we probably stopped some kind of alien invasion Well, just to make sure nobody finds the evidence. It's time to random mannequin feet and the people stuck into the ground. Let's just pretend it's all an art project, okay? And that's how I ran my very successful park. So successful that no matter how many people I maim, we make so much money that it's inevitable we become millionaires. It's good to be rich. I want to thank Konami again for sponsoring this video. If you want to check out Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater in all its glory, then check out the link in the description and you too can be a golden maniac. If you want to check out Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater in all its glory, then check out the link in the description and you too can be a golden maniac.

So I hope you had fun, I know I did, and I'll see you next time.