This is Jandl, owner of some of the biggest games on Roblox. Grower Garden, peaked over 20 million players. Plants vs. Brain Rots, one of the fastest growing games on the entire platform. And this is me, Lil Laserbeam. Boom! I am now Jandl, and I am about to make children cry. I feel suddenly so much richer.
Yeah, it's like I'm looking in a mirror. I hope you don't say anything crazy or you know, get me in trouble by saying something controversial. Uh, I hate... No, no, I'm just kidding bro. I'm just kidding. Um, your brand is safe with me. And we're playing Plants vs. Brain Rots. In this video, I can spawn anything I want. Blow up children's bases.
We're gonna make so many children cry. Well, Jandl is. Uh, Jandl's gonna make kids cry and even add my own brain rot to the game subscribe to the second channel Thank you to stage one of this video become the owner up here. It says Jandl everything looks convincing Unfortunately, I look pathetic right now. I have a poor person's base if I clap my hands. I will now have infinite money. Oh There we go. It's 6s X. Trust me. That's a big number
The real Jandl has to do whatever I say in this video I clap my hands and he does stuff. I'm starting to regret it. Plants vs. Brain Rots You plant your garden, brain rot spawn, and they fight each other. Normally you can go spend some money Um, you know, you could spend some Robux, but as the owner, it looks powerful. Quite literally the best plant in the game. It's like probably unobtainable. Why are they progressively getting bigger? All right, this is looking good. I have like every row is full of the best plants in the game.
Easy, didn't have to spend any money. All right, look at him. We're killing some brain rots. Get done in, Lirilorilor. Get wrecked, these kind of videos. This is the real server. This game has like half a million players right now All right. Let me uh, let me see what brain rots I've been killing so far. Let's just equip them Oh, oh nice. What the hell is a Pachito D. Karte? That looks stupid as hell. This is mid I'm a big fan of 6-7. No, I'm not even killing them. They're too powerful, bro. You've set me up to fail.
I feel embarrassed. And if I don't kill them, then I don't get to keep them. No one's going to believe I'm the owner after this. I think we did get a couple of them. I can't believe as the owner,
I actually have to play the game. This is crazy. All right, just kidding. An upside down gigantic 6-7. That's literally impossible to spawn unless you're the owner. I still can't kill it though, but I can spend money to kill it.
Get it!
Yes! Okay, okay. Even the owner sometimes has to spend money. Is that big enough? That is so goddamn stupid. Look, a child would cry if they had any of these, and I have every type. That's the kind of things you do as the owner of the game. I also gave myself more plants. I was too weak It feels like I'm on a private server, but this is the real game
Now if I was the owner of such a successful game I would definitely join random servers and bully the shit out of them. That's stage two bully kids Was this part of the script like yeah? Bullying children's always part of the script in order to make it so I'm the like the owner in the real servers, uh, we have to restart all of them. Right now we have to restart 160,000 servers. That's gonna kick hundreds of thousands of people out of the game. I've done it. This has directly affected my back. You're gonna get me cancelled and I'm gonna be broke. Indirectly I have bullied hundreds of
thousands of people. But this means I can also use commands. I have the power. Okay. Well Jandles decided to impersonate me. Don't get me cancelled. I've got plans. Don't worry. I've got plans. Let's just join some random servers. See how the community reacts. No way Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, he that. I'll be you now. I'll be you I'm Jandle and now I'm mad. I'm gonna kick you. No But I love your games. This will make him hate Jandle for the rest of his life But I can't believe you'd kick him after he said he loves your games in my wallet
I carry a picture of Jandle in my wife leave your wife and I will spawn a rare brain rot
If someone's gonna screenshot this and put it on Twitter
As much as I love a good brain rot. I love my wife more Embarrassing he's getting kicked. I'm running the command he can go spend more time with his wife. I will not tolerate that I love that there's a minigun in a game about plants and brain rots this feels unnecessary Oh my god! Can you add me back please? Bro you meant to add him not shoot him with the mini gun
Oh my god light him up!
Jandal kills his fans Tell everybody
Oh they opened a card pack stop stop
You can't do it when they're spending money
Oh yeah they're spending money they're opening card packs Hold on a second, hold on a second I'm buying a new house Oh they're running! Sorry, um, you got a little carried away with that one. I promise the real Jandl does not shoot his fans This is still only stage two of the video. Eventually, I'm bullying youtubers and Jandl said he has a surprise for me It's going great so far. Wait, this guy has a legit 6-7? He'll know who I am! I promise you'll know me! Yo, I love you! I bet you hacked this 6-7. I take it back or I ban you.
Fine, take it, gave up.
Whoop.
Also this. Die, hacker. Question mark, I don't hack. I'm 7. Okay, cuz laser is so awesome, I'll give it back. I just screwed up so bad, instead of saying spawn brain rot, I gave brain rot. Why you gave- okay, what bro? His base is almost as good as mine.
Jandle's a random seven-year-old.
It was an accident.
Dude, it took me like a decade of a YouTube career to get these privileges and you just gave it to a random seven-year-old? Yo, this is the best day of his life. He's live. Yes. I meant to do that as I am Jandle. Come over here. Come over here. Where are you? I don't even see what is that? Dan do Jandle this kids just saying Jandle get in kid. We're going to war. I'm sorry I'm now laser beam again after you killed me, by the way, bro. What is happening to? All right as the owner of the game, yes, I do have an attack helicopter, it's a little hard to control
Alright, I'm locking onto the kid. Oh It got him eventually. Yes mission accomplished as the owner of the game You deserved that the kid the child has stolen the helicopter. Oh how the tables have turned You probably should get banned for having like an attack helicopter in this game. Yep, he deserved that. Oh, it's SpiderSemiDude, the owner of Stealer Brainrot, your biggest competitor.
Alright, I sorted him out real quick. I like that you got my back with the AWP's. Okay, so I just found out I want to everyone playing it. I'm just praying it doesn't say something crazy. Vote for... I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. Um, dude, I have so much power.
There's hundreds of thousands of people playing right now. How about just subscribe to Laserbeam? I love using your games as an advertising platform for my YouTube channel. We did this before in Grow A Garden, and I gained thousands of subscribers. I built you. Subscribe to LaserBeam,
he's the best youtuber ever. Oh no, I was about to say Jandle said that. No, no, no, you can't.
That wasn't even me.
Hello guys, please sub to me. Oh what? No, it to look even cooler. Yeah, these were good brain rots, but let's equip some better ones Yeah, I didn't want to do this before because it just blocks my entire base Yeah, one of them doesn't look too bad that looks kind of cool But when you've got a hundred of them, it looks ridiculous. So I found some powers even Jandle didn't know about I think I'm gonna use it now. Hello. Do you like your base? This is definitely a child. He probably can't say words. There's a destroy base command I didn't see this before but let's see what it does. All right, get ready
There it is all of this child's hard work destroyed. How did I not know that I could do that? All right, this kid looks like an idiot. I can see his base over there. Let's destroy it a meteor shower. Maybe let's let's do a meteor Oh, he's gonna get a gift. Oh Bro, he evaporated. I deleted your account. No Wanna watch me do it again? Yes do Levi slasher. All right, Levi slasher is over here He told me to do it. Oh, he's evil as well. He deserves it. Want to see something special? Go stand in your base. Enjoy buddy! Yo he took that thing to the face! Show me your fave brain rot. Which one is it? The dragon? Yeah this guy loves his brain rots. They're his favorite things ever. It's a shame I found the
smite brain rots command. Would be a shame if someone just uh smited all of them and deleted them. Ah, gone forever. Oh no. Oh, it's okay. I'm glad I met you. I feels kind of bad. He's not actually meeting Jandle. So it's been a few days since we last filmed. Jandle always has more surprises for me. Uh, apparently since last time we filmed, he's added the tank to the game. The way that tank spawns is so stupid. Semi is better than. Well, you know what that means, Jandal. Yeah, I mean, you killed him bro. That'll teach him. Dude, you trying to drive any of these vehicles is so funny.
Oh, I'm driving it. I'm driving it.
It's all bugged out.
Are you driving it? This thing's going insane. Yeah, look, there's obviously not meant to be vehicles in this game, You can make anything possible. Go look at the tank for a surprise. He's running. He's running. You should show him the surprise. And he just instantly died, bro.
He was trying to give me like a peace offering.
All the kids are just, they're drawn to the tank. They're just running towards it. Yes, they just both died. OK, this might be the best vehicle you've spawned yet, bro. They're just dying constantly. All right, laser. I got a little surprise for you as the owner of the game One of the things that you get is your own brain room. No No, you haven't what is it? I want to see it. I've never been this excited in my life
It's just my fortnight skin T posing you've called that laser beam you've missppelled my name in the worst way possible. Bro, it doesn't even have an animation. It's so scuffed. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I am so honored. This is up there with when I actually got my Fortnite skin. This is one of the greatest honors of my life. Great. You've even got little concrete boots on.
That's so good. My concrete shoes. He's got a bit of a mullet going on. Dude, I have every version of myself. Look at this. This is the best day of my life! But there's one empty spot here because I want one giant version of myself. Oh, he's pretty big. He's pretty big. All right, the base is looking clean. The base is looking uniform. I really feel like I earned this bullying so many kids with you. But since no one else has this, I think it's really important I flex it on all my YouTube friends. The final phase of this video is bullying YouTubers.
Wait, did I agree to this?
All the YouTubers who play your games are gonna hate you forever.
Dude, I'm getting nervous.
The first YouTuber I'm inviting is Kalis. He's like the biggest Roblox YouTuber right now.
Laserbeam just sent me a link to this private server, so let's just join. What is he planning? I'm scared. I hear, oh, he is Kalos.
He has a pretty serious base.
Wait, why is Jandal in here? What the?
That's real Jandal?
Oh, it is. Oh, there's a laser beam.
Bro, what?
Yes, he's seen it.
He's seen it.
Ain't no way. Ain't no way you got your own brain rock. I wish there was a slapper in this game. He really thinks I'm you. Laser bean.
No, I don't like your videos.
There's no, oh, I don't like your videos? Bro, are you joking?
Sorry, man, get better at content.
Get better at content?
What's the, what?
I feel like I'm bullying someone.
Like, what's going on? Brought me in here to have Jandal roast me? What is going on?
I will fight you, LazyPee. Yes, I told him I don't like you and I wanted to tell you.
That is very rude.
I actually wanna give you a gift for playing my game.
I actually wanna give you a gift for playing my game. I can see you've worked hard for your brain rots. OMG, am I getting my own brain rot?
Whoa, oh my God, am I getting my own brain rot? He's typing like a five year old child. Which one's your fave? Probably Tong Tong.
Is this is this actually Jandl? I'm confused.
Jandl, don't do anything. OK, he's literally typing like a kid. Sprantic. Smite his brain rots. Is he gonna ban me? Thanks for playing. Yes! All his hard work is gone.
What?
What have you done?
I'm going back.
I'm going back to steal a brain rot? Nah, nah, nah, ban him, ban him.
There's no way.
There's no way.
He's banned bro. Oh my God, that's so funny.
Thank you for just ruining all my progress, all my hard work, all my Robux I spent on this game.
All right, I'll call Kalis and I'll let him know what was happening. Hello. Hello. Hey man, was that a fun experience?
Can we talk about that? What are we doing? Basically I'm Jandle and Jandle is me. Oh my, no, that was not obvious.
That was not obvious. Dude, I felt like I was bullying you.
All right, next I've sent Steak an invite.
All right, so Laserbeam sent me this random private server link. All right, I'm just going to join. Jandle! Wait, Jandell? Oh my God, I'm gonna go up to Jandell and tell him Steal a Brain Rot is the best game in the world.
Oh, here he is. Steak has joined.
Hi Steak, I never really liked you, but laser vouched. I love your game, Steal a Brain Rot. Great game.
Oh wow.
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm blowing it up.
Check it out. He's dropped an egg on him. It's all gone
What the fuck no, no, no, no, I'm Tom turning my mic off for this one fuck you Jan now your game sucks Screw you man. That took me like 250,000 robux that I spent and I gave it all to you. Oh my god. I got banned. Look how cool laser is wait wait Where's my brain rot? I want one so bad, bro. Here's one coming bro. Look there you go
Yeah, there you go steak your own brain rot buddy. Congrats, man
Congrats, you guys I'm disliking this game. I'm never playing it again. What do you mean? You just called me a pig in the worst possible way that has ever been done by anyone that's disrespectful
Have you figured out what happened though? Like what do you mean? Have I figured it out? Well, it's just like I'm Jandal and Jandal's me. No, why why what is the port?
What is the purpose of that for what reason why why do we even need to do be doing that? Oh, I got banned for 23,148 days because you're ugly.
What the fuck?
I feel like I've conquered the game. I'm truly the owner. I've got my own brain right. I've bullied children. I've bullied YouTubers. It's been fun, hasn't it Jandl?
Yeah, maybe for you.
I got people in my DM saying I'm toxic, so I'm gonna have to take this power away from you. I'm sorry. Nah, but it's been so much fun! It's been so much fun, Jackal!
I'm sorry. I'll be back to your old self.
I'm not the man in gingerbread, it's disgusting!
I'm gonna have to punish you for ruining my name. I'm gonna have to punish you for ruining my name.
Oh. You were banned by this experience or its moderators for 1000 days?
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