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Either you die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.I didn't intend for things to go this way.I tried to be peaceful.I tried to help players.But time and time again, I was hunted.I was attacked.

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And I was murdered.Lifesteal needs people like me.They need order.They need direction.So now, with the end of Lifesteal fast approaching, and a great war looming on the horizon, a team is not going to be enough.No.

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I need an empire.Players keep asking to join Team Apocalypse, and so now this is their chance.I'm going to create a massive base in the sky, and then with this empire, we will wipe out and crush anyone who resists.So I'm going to go out and collect thousands of resources and then build this massive monstrosity.Right off the bat, I need a ridiculous amount of blackstone.This right here should be enough.

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And nether bricks are going to be necessary as well.There's also loads of other little random things that I need for this.And with that, I can create the build.It is done.The new Apocalypse Empire base is complete.is complete.

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And my goodness, doesn't it look epic?We've got the dragon flying in the middle.We've got magma cubes all over.Oh my goodness.Okay, don't.They're good.

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Don't work.Yeah, we've got magma cubes everywhere.I think I might create something to stop them spawning, such as this.A very quick and easy mob switch.Yeah, this place is full of like 70 of these guys.Perfect, it's much more peaceful at the base now.

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I've also added a bit of light decor to the place.Yes, the Team Apocalypse poster, signed by me, Minitech, Repcrap and Clown, and available on lifesteal .shop.Also, if you're wondering why I've suddenly lost two hearts, well, whilst I was building the mob switch, Maepic appeared out of nowhere and he had this super speed glitch applied, which he then used to kill me.And Hannah had seen me sleeping in bed, so she spawn trapped me and killed me again.So if we jump inside of here, so already that's two new enemies to the Empire.

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Plus, I think we can just assume Prince Zam to be an enemy.And Jumper probably hates me after I spawn trapped her.So yeah, the enemies list is growing.and I should probably focus on actually getting some recruits for the Empire, rather than just an endless list of enemies.But first, how did Maypig get super speed like that?What's the glitch that he's using?

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Well...I think I've found it.So firstly, I need to grab some soul speed three boots.So I'm going to do this and I'm going to put them on leather.I know this feels like a waste, but trust me, it'll be worth it.Now we put the leather boots on and we start taking damage and the durability of these is going down and we wait until it gets to durability one.

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There we go.Now we take them off.We put our normal boots on and basically if we like keep pressing right click, we'll keep switching and running on here with soul speed 3 makes you lose durability so so now you're going to keep switching these on and off as fast as you can and you're going to just walk on it and they're going to break and you can see now i have this speed which also carries on to everywhere and i'm wearing diamond boots they don't have anything on them that should allow me to go fast on here i've just basically permanently got extra speed and if i then go ahead and splash swiftness Yes, look at this and this isn't even with speed too, so yeah, that's how this works And I'm gonna make sure that the entire apocalypseis equipped with this because if you're against someone that doesn't have it, it's basically just impossible for them to catch you.I've added the setup for this in the team Apocalypse base.I've got a hidden little barrel with all the books and the leather boots ready to go.

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Even if you take your boots off, you don't lose it by the way.You still have the effect.I'm curious to see if I relog, what happens then?Do you lose it then?Yeah, okay, so re -logging does make you lose it.I also know that if I'm going to recruit people, I'll need to recruit them with all of the gear that they'll need in battle.

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That means full sets of armor, equipped with every possible enchantment.To do this, I'm going to be doing it in the perfect order to enchant items.First, you add Respiration III, and then you put Protection and Mending together.That only costs two levels.You're also going to put Unbreaking and Aqua Affinity together, that's only two levels.Then with seven levels, you add Protection and Mending.

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Well, your Anvil breaks partway through.And then with just nine levels, you've fully maxed it out.And the full kit is now complete.Done.Every single thing fully maxed out.Before anyone asks, you can't get more than Protection 3 and Sharpness 4 on Lifesteal.

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And I tell you what, ain't no empire of mine getting peasant materials.We're taking out the netherite.And the only things I can make netherite in here are the spears and the pickaxes.The rest of it can't.So let's, let's get upgrading.I mean, it's not like netherite's in short supply, is it?

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And I also want to give members of this empire their own distinct armor.I think silence is the one it should be.But we don't have many of them.We only have one.So I'm going to grab loads of diamonds.And then I just need a load of cobbled deepslate.

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I don't think there's any in the chest.No.If I can get like a stack, then I can get a stack of silence, basically.So, yeah, I want loads and loads of this.And conveniently, I just have a ridiculous amount of diamonds.So I absolutely don't have to worry about them.

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Let's just craft loads and loads of those.There we go.We've got over a stack.I've put netherite on mine.I think that that is fitting.And if you think I'm using all my precious netherite on a chest,

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else's stuff, then you're very much mistaken.No, they shall be in red silence.Which personally, I think looks pretty cool.I'm pretty sure this is what clown penis wears.Now at this point, They've got their armour.They've got all the tools and weapons that they could possibly need.

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But to build a true empire, well, I'm going to need even more than that.So let us leave this base, which I never really intended to keep using, but the trading hall was so useful that I thought, well, I might as well carry on with it.Surely this just terrifies anyone that flies past, like, doesn't get more sinister than this, does it?But yeah, to really bring it together, this empire is going to need a matching shield and I've got just the pattern.This might be like one of the only times I ever use a loom.It's very, very rare that I ever do anything with banners, isn't it?

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And actually, for what I want to do, I need the snout banner pattern, which...We apparently just do not have.Richest player on the server and I don't even have something as basic as that.So if we are going to make this incredible banner for the shield, then we must search the nether for Bastions.Also Prince Zam has joined.I don't know if that's a good thing.

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I have just put him on my enemies list.So yeah, probably best if for now I avoid him until the empire is a bit more complete.I also don't know if anyone would have just randomly left the patterns in bastions that have already been looted.I mean, you just never know, do you?Not what I was after, but I mean, this is actually a pretty good chest under normal circumstances, isn't it?My goodness, who called?

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Wait, I didn't know you could get up here.Who called?Okay.Careful SB, you don't want to die in this situation now.Someone likes to get all of them on you.Oh my goodness, there's loads of them.

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All right, well, see you later guys.Now they're down there, and I am up here.Netherite scrap?Yeah, sure, I can find that.The snout banner pattern, well, that's a much tougher nut to crack.But remember, no nut is too tough for SB737 to crack, because I've successfully found it.

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Thankfully, when you use a banner pattern,you don't lose it.So we're going to start with the snout and that can be safely saved for another day.I also feel like this is completely uncharted territory for me.We're going to go ahead and craft some paper and then we're going to make a flower charge banner pattern.Since when does SB ever do that?

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Never.Then we're going to apply that with like, I see, you know what?I need to be making this out of red dye.It'll be so much better.So yeah, we're gonna start with that.I also have seven million mob heads.

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So we're going to make the creeper banner pattern.But this time it's gonna be black.Ah, you can start to see how it's taking shape.You know what?You can't need to be rich to make this.I'm using another mob head.

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And we're gonna go ahead and again, put that on.Oh, yes.There is just one final finishing touch, but it requires vines, which...Again, me and Wreck apparently just do not have anything for making banners, do we?I suppose it makes sense.Why would we?

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Let's grab these shears.Man, peasant shears, there's not even any enchantments on them.Not that it matters.But yeah, all we've got to do is go out there and track down some vines.It's actually pretty cool making banners.I don't know why I don't do it more.

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Come to the map, there's a pretty decent -sized jungle over there.So that's where I'm headed.Technically, we only need one vine, but I might as well grab...Oh, okay, they don't mine as fast as I thought.But yeah, I might as well grab more in case we need them in the base.We can make the Bordeaux banner pattern.

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Yeah, that sounds cool, doesn't it?Oh, and I tell you what, you add that on and we have got one pretty ominous looking apocalypse banner.Now, duplicating a banner is pretty easy.Okay, what on is that?Wait, can I just, oh, I didn't even know that was a thing.It's easier than I thought.

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Now let's put it on the shield.And what do, what?Why is it?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.So that's what it looks like there.And then my shield, it just, Okay, well I'm very, very disappointed by that because my shield looks terrible.

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So apparently banners and shields have completely different resolutions, which is why this literally just looks like, I don't know, a weird face with a weird mustache or something.I have no idea.But don't worry, I will fix it.And fix it I have.I'll just add a few of these patterns.And this is the banner, which when put on a shield creates this, which I kind of like.

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And at this point, I am completely ready for battle.And so is the gear for every other player.I'm also going to need to provide potions.Potions on a scale never seen before.So I'm just grabbing a load of materials for that.Glowstone and nether wart is sorted and spider eyes won't take me long at all.

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I've set up shulker box loaders for the brewers.So if I press this button, a shulker box gets dispensed and it is being filled with strength pots.And every time one gets full, that happens.and it goes in here.So we are building up very, very quickly as these keep brewing over and over again.I've completely filled every single one of these brewing stands with 64 of each item, except for the turtle shells.

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Unfortunately, I've only got one of them left.So that's disconnected.But now from here, I have this timer running, which is 20 seconds long.And this piston right now is blocking the signal from going up to the machine.However, if I want this to run 64 times so that it uses all the materials in the brewing stands but doesn't run out, I put 64 items in this dropper and then repeatedly, the signal will come through and the brewing stands will start brewing.Then as soon as they're done, a signal will shortly come through again and the next ones will start off brewing.

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And as you can see, the amount of items in this dropper is going down.So there's 62 deep slate left.and well that's got 64 in there but there's only 63 near the wall and it'll soon be 62 which means when the machine runs out of itemsin this slot It'll stop running which is exactly what we need and as long as I make sure that there's plenty of water bottles Which I think all of these chests is more than enough for that this amount of deep slate will keep going down and very very quickly I'll have more than enough potions for an entire army.Madoons is online!I think he's going to be my first recruit.

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Each member will be getting a full shulker of all of these potions and everything that you see in here.It really is a good offer.We're going to be chatting on Discord.I'm also completely well stocked on other stuff in case things should go wrong.So let's do this.Quite possibly my favorite red person in the world.

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Hello, bub.Wait, hold on.You have other favorite red people in the world?Dude, I better be the only red person in your life, man.How are you doing?colorful friend.

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I'm doing excellent.And to be honest, I'd like to speak with you in person.Okay, why is there a Prince Zam statue?

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Oh, yeah.No, Zam came by and built that.I didn't really understand.Like, Zam's kind of been building statues everywhere.There's one over there.Is that meant to be Zam?

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Yeah, I figured.

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I'll be honest, it looks like a turtle.Anyway, we're getting a little off topic here.

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Redoons, come with me.Oh, right.We were doing like lore and stuff.Okay.Are we doing like lore like right now this moment?

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.Yeah, we're kind of breaking the fourth wall here.

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We can't be doing that.

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Okay.

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This is a portal to above the nether.Do you see anything if you look over there?

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Fog.Let's see.Maybe atmospheric fog.Maybe I could do like that.I'm sorry.Did you say something?

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Oh, whoa.There's like a thing over here, dude.Welcome, Redoons.

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hello to the base of the apocalypse empire oh is this the apocalypse we're team apocalypse but to be honest team apocalypse doesn't really log on other than me okay we're kind of you know under hard times so i guess the apocalypse really worked out if everybody's gone yeah yeah yeah exactlyKudos to you man, you really did it.I did exactly what I set out to do.So I'm building the apocalypse empire instead.Long story short, I'm building an army, I'm building an empire, I want to be in a very strong position for the end of the server.I've heard that everyone thinks I'm gonna be the final villain that has to be defeated and, you know, I don't know.

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I don't know if that's true, but will you join the Empire?Now, before you speak too soon, you will be given unlimited gear sets, all the PvP gear you could ask for.If you need hearts provided, that will be done.Everything will be provided by the Apocalypse Empire.

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Okay, can I have one more request?Okay.Can you, like, dox every location on the server to me that you're aware of?Oh, 100%.

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This will be information that all Apocalypse Empire members will be privy to.I happen to actually know where pretty much every base on the server is as well.

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14:22

Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.If you could do that, no, I'd appreciate it.Okay, yeah, sure.I'll join your Apocalypse.

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Alright, well, let's get you geared up then, okay?I mean, I'm not gonna...I trust you, Radoons.I'm not gonna require a written thing.This is what you get out of it, okay?

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Oh, there's, like, a lot of stuff here.Oh my god.What's in there?Shulker number red.Wow, okay.That was a lot more stuff than I thought.

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Holy Frick.What do you want me to do?Do you want me to like go actively recruiting?Get the work done for me, it's me thinking I'm gonna have to go and talk to everyone I guess I guess when you provide riches like this you can do it all I'll just I'll go and speak with people I'll like actually be social I guess I will go about my business then and oh my god, where's the portals?

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How do I get back to spawn SB help so Bradoonz has been recruited, and the plot has thickened because Zam has sent everybody this message.

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the lack of recognition, the glaze for SB, and of course the missing fights.But most importantly, my understated impact.I have been constantly erased since the server began.When you needed a destroyer, I played that role perfectly, burning my life away every single night for months for stupid pistons.When you needed a protector, I was there to witness every explosion, to rebuild spawn time and time again every single day.I even uprooted my whole life to fly millions of blocks on a happy ghast to free the end again.

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And it's always felt like it was all for nothing.Nobody on this server understands balance quite like I do, and so I'm tired of sharing this world with you all.Lifesteal from today forward is mine.If you care enough to take the server back, then prove to me you deserve it.I'll be hosting events where, hopefully, you can show me your passion.In the meantime, feel free to take whatever action you want, do whatever you feel is necessary to prove to me you deserve this server, or else I'll be taking it all with me when the season ends.

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And remember, We aren't Lifesteal.I'm Lifesteal.

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Thank you.I don't know how he plans to take over.I don't know what empire he's building.But I can assure you, he will not be able to cope with the riches and bribery power of the Apocalypse Empire.We have the best base.We have the most money.

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We know the locations of pretty much every base.And we're going to have one of the most powerful weapons in Minecraft.After I've met the most powerful with my next recruit.Although before that I've come to realize after giving Radunes that stuff that there's certain resources that I don't have enough of and win charges most definitely fall into that category.I feel much better about my stocks now so next we need to sneak through here.Oh my goodness free cobwebs!

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Originally I didn't reallyfeel like I needed to worry about cobwebs because I have like 20 stacks of them.But now that I've got to supply an entire empire, I feel like these might come in handy.But yeah, the main reason I'm here is not for cobwebs.Instead, I want to get loads and loads of chorus fruit.I feel like that's probably one of the main things that I don't have much of.

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Technically, I could build a farm, but I feel like that's just the biggest waste of time ever because chorus fruit is just so ridiculously abundant and so easy to get loads and loads of.An entire shulker box?Perfect, that seems to be what I always do.Don't just get one of something, get more than you'll ever need forever.Without a doubt, this is going to be enough to sustain an entire empire.I've got everything needed to brew loads and loads more potions.

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So I think it's definitely worth setting all of those off.And I'd say it's probably Turtle Master helmets that are lagging behind, but the scoots are flowing.The fact that I've added permanent chunk loaders seems to have really helped.And I've just got to basically keep breeding these guys as much as possible, because what we've got is great, but it is just not enough.I've set up the Shulker for the next person that I'm inviting, but I've come to realize that I just really do not have enough XP.I kind of used it all up to speed up the process of making all the gear sets.

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So yeah, I should, I should, Probably go and get more.Here he is, my next recruiter.Pilly the Town Cat.He is not going to take much persuading and he's told me he's working on a weapon of mass destruction.So he'll definitely add a lot to the team.Now because Sam's online, I just don't really trust him.

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I'm going to meet him at this other old base.Pilly, Pilly, Pilly.The end times are approaching, okay?

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Yes, I've heard.

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And I, I am building the Apocalypse Empire.

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Would you like to join the Apocalypse Empire?

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we may be evil we may ruin everybody else's life but it's for the good of the server um yeah sorry no that's fine i'm joking i'm joking no i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking no please don't kill me please i'll go down to the end with usb you'll go down to the end

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bring to the team but of course you don't join the apocalypse empire without getting a few things in return so untold riches billy i know untold riches oh my god i'm so broke you if you need you need any potions go for it and you will you will have a new uniform you will have a new shield Oh my god, this is like my first job ever.

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Holy mo - that's actually it.Oh my god.I don't think I've ever been this rich in life, still.I'm being so for real.Oh, I'm so excited to be a part of something, Espy.

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Well, you're gonna be part of history, okay?I haven't shown you everything yet, Pilly, as well.Welcome to the Apocalypse Empire's lair.

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Oh, you're Bill there?Hello?

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There's no messing about from SB737.

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We're taking over, Pilly.SB, this is insane.SB, this is actually insane.

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They've got a dragon in the middle.

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Oh my god.We got a dragon!Dang!This budget's so high.I didn't know we had this much money.

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Yeah, the Empire has a very high budget as you can tell.We don't, we don't.

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No, this is so cool.Wait, and the posters are there too.

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Yes, we got the posters.

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Oh my god, I love the posters.But yeah, there is one Over the Strait Can location which sadly is fully compromised by the way.I don't think we can use that one anymore.So, this one might not be compromised.If you didn't find it, it might not be.Pass should be here.

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Yeah, it is here.

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Goodness, it's all ready.

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Yeah.No, this is this is where I was gonna build it I was gonna build it in in the middle of the ocean.The whole thing's basically almost built I was just kind of never got to finish deep slate Yeah, we only need to like mine the deep slate, but I don't think if you never found this I don't think anyone will ever find this and I think this location is uncompromised and I think I wanted to do a situation where we link our lives to the Orbital Strike Cannon and if we get banned from the server or if someone kills us it's gonna like trigger a thing that is gonna like make the orbital strike cannon start shooting uh non -stop that would be so cool like if you die it just keeps going over and over again yeah i'm i'm pretty excited by some of these ideas i think i think apocalypse is going to be reigning supreme this is why you've been drafted in pilly for your true your explosive capabilities and really i hope that the apocalypse empire has renewed your motivation and your desire to get this project on it has listen i want to end the season with no regrets i was held back by multiple things but from now on i won't be held back anymore i'll finally do what i wanted to do let's lock in and let's do this generational lock -in sp generational lock -in let's do it hilly is in we now have two recruits and a couple of orbital strike cannons into works So, we've got an Orbital Strike Cannon in the works.

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We have recruitment.The Apocalypse Empire is really starting to take shape.And look who's online.Prince Zam.He's the only other person on, and he appears to be AFK.He's not replying to me.

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And usually, when someone's AFK, they do it at a Creeper Farm.Now, I actually have one pretty near to my base.There's a Creeper Farm there.There is also one over at this side of the map.He could also be AFK.at the nautilus farm so it'd be stupid of me not to just check these places to see if i can find him i could be mistaken but i'm pretty sure the creeper farm going to was built by zam anyway so it would not surprise me at all if he was there it's this up ahead have we got anything it doesn't look like it's oh my god oh my my goodness what what do we do um I mean, he's definitely AFK.

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Okay.Okay.This is my chance to topple an empire.We can take his empire down a peg or two.I'm just going to go and get a few things from my base.I was not expecting to find him straight away.

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I think we murder him.I think we have to do that.He seems to think that he's taking over lifesteal and he's the main character, all of that jazz.So I'm going to get some of the banners I've been making.My goodness, I was trying to get back in my base and four creepers dropped out of the sky.Is this a sign?

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Four creepers turning up at my base as I'm about to murder somebody at a creeper farm.Maybe the creepers are fighting back, protecting Zam.I have no idea, but it'd be an absolute pain in the neck if they blew up the entranceway to the base, wouldn't it?It would not go well.I'm pretty sure Zam will be asleep in real life based on the time difference and what...Well, no, actually, he could wake up soon.

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I probably don't have as much time as I think with this.Oh my goodness, there's just turtle eggs everywhere.I'm trying not to stand on any.Let's be quick about this.Surely we've got a sign.Yep, we've got a sign.

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That's perfect.We're gonna take a few of these banners.You know, I'll take some of these as well.Yeah, okay.We're well prepared for this.You know what would be even crazier?

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If I put him in an inescapable trap.But have I got time for that?I have a design for one.Maybe I could.I mean, this is the material list.It's not exactly extensive, is it?

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The only issue is, all you will need is to ask somebody to come and release him, and somebody will come and release him, and it just won't accomplish anything.Like, within, I don't know, 10 minutes, someone could log on and mine it.so that he can get out but a death There's no coming back from that.I think it sends a very very clear message, so let's do it We're gonna have to watch fast here.See you later Prince Sam the apocalypse Empire WILL RISE! gunpowder sorted for the rest of the season for me.I've left him a nice little sign and I think my work here is done.

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After that I feel like there's a little something I should do just to serve as an early triumph really.He announced his empire yesterday and already I think he should be realizing that he is no match for the apocalypse empire.It's also probably about time that I spruced up this wall and actually made it out of diamond blocks like everywhere else.Now to add a little bit of fire around and let's add his armor.I won't be using it but yes There lays his items.Now every time I walk past, I'll be reminded.

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of my victory.You know what, just for the sake of making the real estate look nice, let's go ahead and fill this wall in as well.My diamond supply really has gone down, I'd be losing that dollar sign from Rek if he found out.But hey, the money is there to be spent and used for the greater good, otherwise there would have been no point me getting it.Also grabbed a load more of these banners, because apparently all around spawn, Zam has been putting his own banners, and the apocalypse just can't be having that now, can they?Oh no, this really is just propaganda.

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in a war that Zam cannot win.So I don't know why he's even trying.Seriously?He's built a massive banner.He's put his face on the Mount Rushmore.My goodness, it's worse than I thought.

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Yeah, it's gonna take quite a bit of work to remove all of the branding over here, but it's definitely worth it.supporting zam.Fixing Pangu wood is not gonna be easy because there's just so many potential places that he could have added banners.I found another one.I think this might be the final one.I think I've got them all.

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Hey, I've been wrong before.Who's the very best lifestealer?Well, obviously the answer is me and zam belongs down there.You really get attention to detail from SB.I definitely need to get recruiting some more people.I mean, do I replace the banners at his base?

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I feel like we can leave the branding where it is here.What do you reckon?Would he dare add some banners to the apocalypse headquarters?No, he knows not to mess with this place.The AFK killer strikes again.Somebody's back.

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Oh no.And he just left.Alright, Operation Replace the Banner has been successful.I mean, it's not perfect, but let's be honest, he's gonna get rid of it pretty soon anyway.This smiley Zam face looks a lot better now.It's like this place is Prince Zam Land.

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The more I look, the more Prince Zam faces I see.I've just made them all sad faces.Here are these random things.I think these are meant to be Prince Zam as well.I don't know what empire he thinks he's making, but it is crumbling fast.Yeah, his stupid little faces have gone.

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Oh my goodness, more banners on this as well?And I have a theory.I think Prince Zam Pretty much just logged off straight away when he respawned, and I think I know where he respawns at.If I'd used my brain, I'd have bed -trapped him, but I didn't think about it.But yes, maybe, just maybe, this is his respawn point.So in the possible event

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he rejoins and hasn't geared up, I could, in theory, get him.I'm gonna hide in his walls, because I'm pretty sure it won't be long before he logs back on.Oh my goodness, someone's online.It could be PrinceZap.Do I log on?I think I'll log on and hide in his base, maybe.

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29:07

I don't know.I'll still have invisibility, but he might have geared up by now.I don't see him.I think I've left it too late.He might have geared up.Yeah, I don't think he's at his base, but he would never expect me to be here either.

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Okay, opportunity missed, but I had to go out and do other stuff, unfortunately.So it seems he's gone.Let's keep moving.Do we go and check if he's gone AFK again?Is that him with a classic GG?

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I see him over there.

29:33

Oh, no, wait, that's not him.Okay, I thought I saw him for a second there.I think it was just some heads.I gotta be careful because if he sees me, he's just gonna chase me for life.I think I see him.I think I've just seen him guys.

29:46

I saw something flying along over there.It was a brief, brief thing.Just gonna invis a bit more.SP7, you're a scum bacteria, a stain upon this world.You'll never know peace in your life.

29:58

I hate you.

30:00

I'm sure I saw somebody fly across.He left!Thank goodness.This might be the most eagle -eyed spot ever.Midway through while I was coughing, look at those pixels up there.Is that a player?

30:16

There is definitely something moving along.It's possible it was something like a stray wither skull or something like that.Or maybe it was Zam before he logged off.So this should be a pretty good indication as to whether Zam's been here.Well, the banners are still here.It seems that he didn't come this far.

30:33

Surely he would have got rid of everything if he did.There's not really any gunpowder.That's probably just from me just now.So yeah, I think it's safe to assume opportunity missed.I have to go to another recording and I logged off for one hour and he must have only beenon momentarily because I was checking all the time but yeah he's got away with one there but the torment that is before him is only just beginning My next potential recruit is online.

30:56

Okay.I've been preparing shulker boxes for potential future members.I haven't actually got any XP to give him.I'm gonna sort that out.I am also not gonna be able to give him any Turtle Master right now, but again, I'm sure that's fine.I can supply him with that down the line.

31:09

I mean, look at just how much we've got.If I get five stacks, then I'll definitely begin running the machine.So let's just breed a load more turtles.Oh my goodness.We've got a few, uh, Pew one's ready to grow up there as well.So yeah, he's ready to meet any moment now.

31:23

I have to go and get more XP though.As you can see, I just don't have enough there.Also, I could do with a poppy.I think it's only fitting that the one fancy shulker box that we give them should always be red.Just gives that apocalypse vibe, doesn't it?I also think it's a great idea for me to very, very quickly give myself the permanent soul speed.

31:41

Okay, so what do we have to do?Basically just keep running around like this and swapping until it breaks.All right, beautiful.We've got it.So should things go south with Woogie, we can literally just run away.No problem.

31:53

And that's going to stay with me until I log off.Woogie is pretty good at PvP.He's been training a lot.He's been training even more than me.And I think he is better than me.So there's no point leaving it to chance.

32:02

I'm not taking any risks.All right, Mr. Cleric Master.Give me all your XP.Perfect.Well stocked for Woogie.Okay, Woogie's made it to the base.

32:10

Look at this super speed.I love it.It just makes the game so much nicer to play, doesn't it?And let's see if the Empire can get its third recruit.There's also no possible way for me to die, I feel like, with this super speed effect.And I've got like... all the stuff I could possibly ever need.

32:23

Let's see if I can find him.There he is, over there.Perfect.Hello, Woogie.Welcome, welcome, welcome.This is the base of the Apocalypse Empire, my good sir.

32:38

No, no, no, Woogie.I'm here to speak for you.You see, I haven't brought you here for no reason, okay?And I have come to ask, would you like to join the Apocalypse Empire?Now, before you answer, some people may not like the Apocalypse.some people do.

32:52

You will be supplied with infinite gear.Anything you need, you will be supplied with.I am the richest player on the server.I am unlimited of everything.And all you've got to do is help the Apocalypse Empire take over the server and stop Zam from doing that himself.

33:06

He's asked me to choose between one tyrant or another.

33:09

Well, I mean, I wouldn't use the word tyrant to describe myself.So what's, what is your goal?I want to see people be able to be able to do whatever they want on Lifesteal.Freedom.

33:20

Did you give freedom throughout the entirety of spawn?Did you give freedom when you trapped half the server in the end?That doesn't sound like freedom to me, SVA.

33:26

Ah, that's a good point, I suppose, yeah.

33:28

I'm not a big fan of what's in - Dylan, I'm not a big fan of one person trying to rule everything, but I haven't been quite a big fan of you yourself.Really?I'm gonna give you a choice here.Actually, not really a choice.You can run, and I'll kill you later.Or, have a kid.

33:42

We could fight right now.

33:43

So there's no universe where you join the apocalypse?

33:46

I'm ashamed you even had to ask me that.Actions speak louder than words, SB.And the actions you've shown on this server is not something that I want to align myself with.

33:54

Bye, Woogie.I suppose, you know, you had the choice.You could have been for me.But if you're not for me, you're not with me.And ultimately, I guess that puts you against me.Oh, well, I can't hear him.

34:10

Well, I'll see you later.You'll never catch me, by the way.

34:16

And why is that?Are you flitering?

34:18

No, I just...I have technology beyond your comprehension.Where did you go?Life steals fastest player.Goodbye, Espeon.Goodbye, Woogie.

34:28

I will see you on the other side.Well, well, well.That, ladies and gentlemen, is why I keep...That's why I activated the super speed glitch before that moment, because I knew exactly what could happen.And look, I'm not about to take that fight.Even with the super speed, Woogie, he's just, he's very good.

34:48

And I'm not here to kill people, make enemies.I'm here to recruit.And it looks like we've, we've made an enemy in that instance.I've just had word from Radoons that he's got us a new recruit.Pang is agreed to join the Apocalypse.That is fantastic.

35:02

Let's get his stuff.Apparently they're both.at the condo, so I'm heading on over.

35:34

this man wants five gifted and benefits of yeah yeah life insurance if he were to die or be injured in combat which is not gonna happen because this guy is a god of a Greek man to be honest that's something that all members have anyway they're all insured Oh I didn't realize well that that's excellent and then of course it's finders fee I get the the gears the gear sets and stuff that you were to have given him he just wants the five gifted and the employee benefits and the prime wait he doesn't he doesn't want the gear sets uh that's fine okay well there is a uniform to wear pangy just so you know there you go uh also the original finder's fee that you were promised as well let's go excellent perfect thank you sb for the five gifteds my soul now belongs to you is that all it takes to to bring people maybe i maybe i took a wrong approach i'm telling you man yeah you should have you should have gone with the gifteds yeah

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36:30

sure.Everybody has a price.So yet another recruit joins the Apocalypse Empire.Finally, finally, finally, I've got every single one of the turtle scoots that I need.I do just have to wait for a couple of these little fellas to grow up and then we'll actually have five stacks.But at the very least, what that does mean is I can start filling this up with loads and loads of them.

36:55

And brewing of these turtle master potions can commence.Also, my buddy Prince Zam is online.I think we have to go and confront him.I don't think we can just hide from him.He's going to be pretty angry at what I did.But with permanent soul speed and speed two, I know I'll be able to get away.

37:12

It doesn't matter how good he is with his fancy attribute swapping.Lunging forward with this bit.Oh my goodness.Okay.Well, sounds like some of these guys might have grown up, which is great.We got more scoots coming on through.

37:23

That's it, guys.Grow.Let's also put a stack of items in the dropper so that will be ready to run.All of the shulker boxes are ready to be filled.As you can see, we've got loads and loads of them.Pressing this button will set it all off.

37:34

And look at this.Brewing begins.Fantastic.And I mean, we might as well get loads and loads of the other ones, even though we've got unlimited of that.I want to have so much that it's basically impossible to run out.I've just temporarily paused it.

37:47

We've got like four shulker boxes worth.That's great.But I can't skirt around it anymore.I'm heading to the apocalypse base and I'm telling Zam that I will be there.If he wants to find me, that is where he needs to come.I can also now add Woogie to this list since he's refused to join the Empire.

38:04

and he said he will try to stop me.He really is just another fool.Let's grab ourselves the boots and the soul speed, let's make him, let's get the permanent glitch going, and let's see if Zam comes and confronts me.I've been waiting so long for him, I've even started splashing fire resistance because I keep accidentally walking into lava and walking on the magma.I know he'sHe says he's coming, but he is just taking so long and the tension is building.

38:29

I mean, I know I'm going to be able to move faster than him, but he's pretty good with the spear.He said he's coming over now.He's surely got to be here soon.I'm ready to speak to him.Once I need to escape, I have everything I need to go at super speed.But yeah, let's be honest, Zam wins the fight.

38:43

If I face Zam 1v1, he definitely wins that.

38:50

Prince, it's so good to see you.

38:52

It's good to see you.I, you know, I thought maybe you might want to talk to me. I don't know.I, you know, I want to see how checking in, how, why do you think I'd want to talk to you?I don't know.Maybe you have questions.Maybe you want to tell me about your empire.

39:04

I don't know.I'd love to chat about my empire.That's okay.Okay.Was this your throne?Oh, absolutely.

39:09

Yeah.Well, you can't come to my base and and put up a throne with your banners.

39:14

Oh, really?This is where I plan to stand.And you got a problem with such a thing, then pick it up with my superiors.

39:20

Oh, wait, there aren't any because it's just me.

39:22

It's just you.Yeah, it's just me. I want to know how how's this empire thing you got going?

39:27

Pretty good.I don't know if you've been to spawn recently, but I redid all the damage you did.So I just rebranded, you know?Yeah.And I rebranded it back.It took like three seconds.

39:40

Just more of a minor inconvenience as well.I was hoping for.

39:43

Yeah, yeah.Was it a minor inconvenience when you killed me afk?

39:46

For me, I mean I had a dilemma but I you know I spoke to I spoke to people wiser than me and they said you should you should kill him so I I did it.Really?People wiser than you?You might as well give up now because the apocalypse empire is coming.The end of Lifesteal is coming, and if I were you, I would stop focusing on your little events and trying to get people to play, and I would focus on trying to save Lifesteal, because it is ending, it is gonna be over, and there's nothing you can do about it.

40:15

Realistically, between the two of us, only one of us is gonna end the season, okay?Mm -hmm.sorry to say, but it's going to be me.Are you evil now?What?You think you have the right to end the season?

40:25

No, but I thought your whole goals were about saving Lifesteal.Do you want to end it?

40:31

I am Lifesteal's savior, but I'm also its doom if things don't, you know.go the way I want them to.Well, I'm telling you now, things aren't going to go the way you want them to.Really?You really think I'm not going to get what I want out of this?

40:43

Well, I don't know what you want at this point.That's just what I've come to ask you.What do you want?Do you want destruction of Lifesteal?

40:48

Do you want people playing on Lifesteal?What do you want?SB, the one thing I want more than anything, more than any of my plans is have fun.Ever since this morning, I've thought there would be nothing funner than toppling everything you have.So that's all you want?To topple everything I have?

41:10

If one thing could happen by the end of the season, I want it to be you banned off the server.There's nothing I want more all my other plans can fail they can go they can go to hell for all I care, but the one thing I want more than anything is to see you dead.

41:27

See look here.

41:27

I've got a friend to look everybody see What is this guy doing this entire server worships me?You're the only person online hold tab right now.You are the only other person online, okay?besides you and me the only other people on the server are the mobs that we run by and if you Every single one of them have sworn rulership to me.So, why would you even try to fight me?The server is on my side.

41:52

I said, can I get a Trident if I kill this round?If I do, the server loves me more than anything.And guess what, SV?I got a Trident.The server's on my side.It rains when I want it to.

42:03

I get the drops I want when I want them to.Everything is on my side.So, you can tempt me, you can try to fight me as much as you want, but it's not going to end well for you.

42:14

Well, look, Xumbl, maybe you're right.on your side, all the mobs, maybe it is true, but it won't be much use because it's all going.It's all going to be destroyed.The doomsday of lifesteal is coming.And there's nothing you can do about it.To be honest, I'm not sure if you can handle the mental torture that I'm going to continue to put you through.

42:30

But hey, who knows?

42:30

Mental torture?You're nothing to me. I mean, you don't realize how far beneath me you are?

42:35

About a block at the moment?You are nothing.

42:37

I fought six different people last season in order to get to the finale I wanted.I fought against the wormhole.Do you have any idea?Who you're up against?

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42:47

Well, then you're a worthy adversary then.Maybe in another universe we could have worked together, but today is not that universe.

42:52

I've made it clear.You're far beneath me.You're like a toddler, okay?

42:57

We'll see what happens, but this is my warning to you.If I were you, I would cancel your little empire.I would give up.I would go home.

43:05

How dare you say something so blasphemous in my face?No, that's exactly what you should do, all right?Accept the apocalypse and move on.How dare you?dare you?Do you know who you're speaking to?

43:16

I know exactly who I'm speaking to.

43:17

You can have all the intellect in the world, SV, but you chose to meet with me face to face.And, I mean, you're not stupid, you totally have something planned.If I tried to kill you right now, it wouldn't go anywhere, would it?No, you won't be able to kill me. I mean, is it even worth trying?I mean, not if you know what's good for you.But to be honest, I'm - Oh, not if I know what's good for me.

43:36

I've said everything I want to say.You're gonna lose.Give up.This is your final warning.Give up.Forget your little rulership.

43:44

You're not the ruler.Goodbye, Zam.Goodbye.That's what I do, Zam.

43:58

Yep.

43:59

Bye, Zam.Is that your plan?What, just to come forward and throw cobwebs?

44:07

You are shaking.I know you're scared right now.

44:18

I can't even run right.I can do this all day, Zam.I should maybe have a slight escape plan, shouldn't I?Well, it worked pretty well against other people.

44:32

Now, where do we head here?

44:33

I think...This portal is probably the one.I mean, he's pretty far back now.I mean, I have a stronghold up ahead.I think that's where I'm gonna go.Okay, he's still pretty far back.

44:42

I think this is the portal to go through.So let's go through this portal.I don't know where I go from here, but I think I'm just, I think I'm just out, you know?Like, I think I just, yeah.Like, he's looking, he's, he's bothered.I saw him leave.

44:53

There's, there's no point trying to You know, engage this fight.I'm - I'm out.We confronted him.I was never gonna win the fight.I always knew I could escape.I always knew I was gonna be faster than him.

45:05

I'm gonna quickly unsneak and splash invis so I don't have to stay crouched.Just go down a little bit further.But I think I'm - I think I'm out.And now it is time for the Apocalypse Empire to rise and for the end of Lifesteal and everyone on it to approach.

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