I Created the World's Largest Minecraft Army

In just five days from now, a massive army called Cinder Crest is going to invade my kingdom.But, as the king of Unstable SMP, I'm going to do everything in my power to stop them.So, before Cinder Crest arrives, I need to recruit and train an army capable of fighting back.Luckily, on the Unstable SMP, there are tens of thousands of players online at all times, and there have been many powerful armies in the past.But, I plan on building an army bigger than all of them, with thousands of fully trained and geared players strong enough to defeat Cinder Crest.However, this is going to be no easy task, because, as of right now, my army is made up of just me and my two friends, Theo and Reyna.

The three of us had just learned about Cinder Crest's plan to take over my kingdom.And since we had spent almost six hours traveling back to spawn at this point, we were completely out of food and fighting gear.I think if we just follow this path we'll end back up at Merchant City.Our plan was to stop by Merchant City, the closest trading town from here, where we could re -gear and also begin recruiting players to my army.But before we could even make it there, we ran into a massive problem.Reyna, are you all good on food?

I have four bread, but...

Oh my gosh, you can't be serious, bro!These were bandits.Since I didn't have an army, bandit groups had become extremely common in my kingdom, often killing innocent players for their gear and food.And unless I could somehow talk my way out of this one, we would likely meet the same fate, leaving my kingdom completely hopeless to Cinder Crest's attack.

If it isn't King Perry.Yo, if you attack me, You're gonna have to deal with Theo.

Do you know who this is?And who's this?This is Theobald the bird, bro.The hero of the law war.Yup.He could probably, like, defeat all 20 of you in one go if you don't let us through.

Yup.Hand your stuff over.

Now.

Are you guys not afraid of dying?Well, maybe, but he doesn't even have his full set of netherite.Neither does he have his TNT cards, probably.

Okay, okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.Why would you kill us now when in a week from now we can pay you back so much more look bro I'm at half a heart.I am at half a heart you hit me one more time, and I'm dead I'm literally dead if you hit me one more time.Do you think I'm stupid?

Why would I expect you guys to come through and pay me back later?

How can I trust you guys no no dude that is not what I mean like I'm not saying you guys should let us go I'm saying I'm saying that you should join us.I'm saying that you should join us.If you join us and you join our army, right?In a week's time, when we defeat an army that's coming to invade spawn, you will have so much more than you have now.And if you join our army, you'll get free food.You won't have to kill other people.

You guys are probably all new players on the server, right?You just recently joined after I opened up spawn.

Yeah, yeah, I guess, bro.

You don't have a way to get food or items.without stealing it from other people.Which like, is my fault.Because like, I'm the king of this server.But I'm gonna make things right.

And what we think is about 5 days from now.

An army of old players called Cinder Crest, who are far more powerful than us, far more geared than us, far more skilled than us, are going to invade spawn and are trying to shut it off from any new players who are trying to join.And even worse, if they take over my kingdom, they're probably going to kill every single new player that has joined the server.For that very reason, I will let any bandits on this server join my army as long as they promise not to steal or hurt anyone else.Yo, whose dog is barking, bro?

My bad, King Parrot.You said you wanted more bandits to join, right?I think we could bring you to the bandit base, but I don't think you should go there.It's the most dangerous area in your kingdom.You probably didn't even know about it.It's that dangerous.

Let's go.Thanks for letting me live.And just like that, I had recruited the first 15 players to my army.And together, we began traveling towards this bandit base, not knowing if these other bandits would join us or kill us.But either way, I knew this was the right thing to do.something great.

And eventually, we arrived at this bandit base, where there were apparently over 60 total bandits that we could recruit to my army.But in order to even recruit them, we would have to first talk to their leader.I'm assuming this is the bandit camp that you were talking about?

Yeah.We kind of kicked this out because we weren't really that strong.

Yo, guys, can you hear me from up there?We need to talk to the Bandit King.

Why should we let you in?Because he's the King of Unstable, bro!Look at the crown!You see the crown?He's king?It's the server?

Don't mess with us, buddy.

Man.

Yo, you need to leave now, or we're going to kill you.Okay, look.I have an offer for your king that I don't think he can refuse.Can we please just talk to him?

Okay, you can go inside, but any funny business and you're dead.

I don't know if I want to step under this dripstone, dude.

I'm assuming that that's the Bandit King?

Well, well, well.Can't believe my eyes.It's the King of Unstable SMP.

Look, the reason why we're even here in the first place is because there's a kingdom of old players called Cinder Crest, right?And in exactly four or five days, they're going to invade my kingdom, take it back for themselves, and probably kill all of the new players who logged onto the server.If we don't have an army, we stand no chance against them.So please, Would you guys like be willing to lend us a hand and join our army?

You must not know how things work around here, buddy.We take things by force.We're bandits.

Okay, then how about this?I'll have my best warrior, Theo, fight your best warrior.If Theo wins, then you guys join our army.If your warrior wins, then you can become the next king of the unstable SMP.You said you wanted things taken by force, right?I feel like that's like the best way to go about it.

Yeah.Makes logical sense to me.You think I don't know who this guy is?That's Theobald.He's absolutely not fighting in this.We're on my land.

It's my rules.Choose someone else.

Okay, then Reyna will fight on our behalf.What?!Wait, what?What?Are you stupid?What?

What?What do you mean, what?What?It's Reyna, bro!

Look, the offer's on the table.

No, you're risking your entire kingdom for what?No, you're not even risking it, you're throwing it away!

Theo, if we don't even have an army, our kingdom's gone anyway, bro.

Well, a deal is a deal.Rhalimus!

Step forward!

Rhalimus.Rhalimus, you will be fighting her.Oh my god, dude.

Dude, no way a girl could beat Rhalimus, that's the GOAT.

You can kill him.

I promise you, you can kill him.

Bro.

I believe in you, okay?

Reyna, okay, there are two types of hits you should think about.There's knockback hits and there's critical hits.Do you know how to W -Tap?

You're really doing your entire we are so cucked bro.

There goes the entire kingdom.

Oh my god today ladies and gentle bandits we will be witnessing a 1v1 to the death between great invincible fearless terrifying beautiful powerful killer of snow liquor clan relamiss the bludgeoner and we will be facing What's that say?That says Raina, Raina Trap.Raina Trap.Give it up for Raina Trap, everyone.

With a small army of about 80 players, we finally made it to Merchant City.Here, my plan was to recruit the Merchant City Vanguard, a medium -sized guard force of about 300 players.We made it to Merchant City.How is there so much food here?

Dude, are you sure this is a good idea though?Like, I feel like we're gonna be promising way too much.

We don't have a choice, bro.What are we gonna do when Cinder Crest attacks?And besides, if it goes wrong, you know what to do, right?

Yeah.Don't we have that, like, 100 ,000 diamond debt as well?

You guys are in debt?How did that happen?

Uh, Theo can answer that one.Um...Merchant City is run by a player named Doncho Gold.So, like before, we would have no choice but to enter the city and convince him to lend us his guard force.

Yo, can you guys let us in?

Hello?You are not allowed into this city.

Uh, but like, I'm the king of Unstable, bro.And Merchant City is inside of my kingdom.What do you mean we're not allowed in?

I know who you guys are, but those bandits behind you?Those are the same bandits that single -handedly wiped out the Snow Liquor Clan, and they're not even allowed to enter, so why are you even here?

Dude, why does everyone care about the Snow Liquor Clan?I need to talk to Doncho Gold, your guys' leader.Like, this is genuinely an urgent matter.You're allowed to enter, alone.Can I at least bring my two bodyguards, Theo and Reyna?

Two bodyguards?

Alright, they can come in, but we're gonna need their armor.Alright, let's drop some armor, folks.

Are you sure this is necessary?

Man, we don't got all day.You wanna see Downshore or not?

Okay.When do I get it back?Yeah, I'll be to this side or that.

And because of that, we're gonna need your help.If Cinder Crest takes control of my kingdom, I don't know what's gonna happen to all of us, bro.Including your city.

Alright, what do you need from me now?

I'm gonna need 150 ,000 diamonds and your entire vanguard.You said there were about 300 of them, right?I'm building up this army and I need your help, bro.Badly.Oh man.

Now tell me, your majesty, why in the world would I ever give that to you?

Because I'm the king of Unstable.And when I beat Cinder Crest, I'll pay you back three times over, bro.Three times.

Three times over?I'm sorry, King Pear, but unlike you, I don't wear a crown.I'm a businessman and I judge every trade strictly on my profit margins.You're asking for 150 ,000 diamonds and 300 of my men, and in return, you're promising me a 3 to 1 payment.I'm sure you believe that, and I wish I could believe you too, but how are you gonna defeat the army of Cinder Crest with a tiny group of untrained bandits?I mean, I don't make trades off of someone's hopes and dreams.

I would go broke in a day if I ever did that.And, you know, as I recall, You're still in a pretty large debt to me, 100 ,000 diamonds to be exact.I mean, your credit score speaks for itself.

Yo!

100 ,000!100 ,000?

Pirate, you are under arrest.Time to prove your worth to the company, boys.Surround him.

Yo, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.You're actually being serious about this, bro.

Look at the great king of Unstable now, man.The shareholders are gonna love this.Man, what a quarter too.Theo.

Uh, Reyna, shield.Parrot, shield.Parrot, shield.

Get the armor, get the armor, get the armor!Don't show gold.Oh, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.Come this way, come this way.Listen, man, we can work this out, we can work this out.We're taking you hostage, bro.

We're taking him out the city.

Please, please man.

From the start, our plan was to take Doncho hostage and use him as a bargaining chip to get the entire Merchant City vanguard on our side.But, in order to do this, we would first have to safely get Doncho out of the city.However, in the time that we had taken Doncho hostage, he had somehow called his entire vanguard to stop us.Oh my gosh.Guys!Don't get close!

Doncho, did you alert them?

They just care deeply about me.

And if we were going to make it out of this place, we would have to move him past hundreds of his guards through the front gate of Merchant City.This way.Dancho, let's go.Back up.Back up.Back up.

Back up.

Let Dancho go or you're dead.

Back up or we kill your leader.Come on, dude.How much is he paying you?I can double it.

Well, I do this for free, man.

You're doing this for free?He's a king and he's not even paying you?

doncho let's go you know that that's actually kind of a good point everyone back up everyone back up or we're gonna kill doncho he has no armor back up buddy back up this is your last warning i'm not scared of you kid parrot theo you you might have to start back up back up i'm gonna i'm gonna kill him i'm gonna kill him guys just do what he's just do what they're saying i'm gonna kill him this is sharpness five i can one tap himPlease guys, just do what they say.Back up!Everybody back up!Back up!You're gonna be fine.

Back up!Dancho, do not try anything funny.Back up!You hear me?Give him some space.I'm dancing!

We're gonna kill him.Dancho, tell these guys to back up!Tell them to back up!

I'm dancing!Get away!Just back up!

Get out of here!Back up!He's gonna die!I'm literally gonna kill him!5...

4..

.3...2...Prince Tetra, let us out of the gate.

Let us out of here.Listen to him, bro.Open up the gate.Prince Tetra, open up the gate.Open it now!

He's gonna die!Just open the gate.

Bro, if you kill Dancho, all of us are going down there and killing all of you guys.Okay.If you kill us, then the bandits outside are gonna raid Merchant City.If you guys join my army, I won't kill Dancho Gold.When this war is over, I'll let him out and I'll let him return back to Merchant City.

Is that a deal or no?Everyone, wait!If Danjo dies, we don't have to work for him anymore.

This is a breach of contract.You can deal with this bro, I have no clue.

Oh man, this is going to be a lot of paperwork.I've got to file for chapter 7 bankruptcy.

Uh, so like, what are we supposed to do now?

Well, I guess uh, welcome to the army guys.With the addition of the Merchant City Vanguard, my army was almost at 400 players now.But, we were still nowhere near the amount of players I would need to defeat Cinder Crest.So, I looted Doncho's personal stash of diamonds and prepared to make a rather large purchase that would help me grow my army from here.

So, where to then?

I have to go talk to the king of the nether.

What?Bro, are you crazy?Dude, are you sure this is a good idea?Do you want me to come in with you or something?

No.This is probably the only way that we're going to be able to get supplies for our army.And Clown probably wouldn't want you coming with me, because I'm like, the weaker out of the two of us.

We should send Theobald in first to make sure the portal isn't trapped.

Yeah, I guess so.Wait, what?Bro, why me?

Alright, while I go in, can you guys set up a base for our army?Remember that, like, cave of bandits where you fought Ralamus?Yeah.Can you set it up there?I'll be back in about an hour.I'll talk to you guys later.

Alright, troops!

The unstable SMP's nether dimension is extremely dangerous, since it's fully controlled by Clown Pierce, a notorious player who I haven't had contact with in over six months.Usually, anyone who enters the nether is immediately killed by Clown and his team, but since I was the king of the server, it seemed like they had made an exception to let me talk to him.What are you looking at?This place is a lot different from the last time I was here.Seems like you've even built up, like, a proper army of your own.Do you know the reason why I'm here?

Enlighten me.

Basically, there's this army of old players called Cindercrest.They're gonna invade my kingdom soon.Okay.I came here to buy stuff from you.I have the funds to do it.

Well, what do you need?

40 ,000 TNT.

Look who came crying back.Remember about half a year ago?You came and raided my vault.What could you possibly be doing with 40 ,000 TNT?

I mean, it shouldn't concern you, right?Like, I'm just here to buy from you.How much do I owe you?

So, for an order of this size, normally, I would charge about 20 ,000 diamonds.But, you know, maybe I'll make you pay for all the damages to my vault as well.Yeah, double.No, even triple.60 ,000 diamonds.

60 ,000 diamonds?For 40 ,000 TNT?This is a scam, bro!You're only doing this because I came and raided your vault, like - What do you say?Do we have a deal?I'm gonna go buy from someone else.

I appreciate the offer, though.

Your opponent's parent, Cinder Crest.They've already departed.They're marching towards spawn.They'll arrive in your kingdom less than 24 hours from now.For your sake, I really do hope you find somebody else fast.

What?What are you talking about?Cinder Crest isn't supposed to show up for another few days.You're saying they're marching towards spawn right now?What kind of bluff is that, bro?

Parrot, you know, ironically, between the two of us, you're more fit to be a jester than a king.Cinder Crest came to me recently and bought loads of items from me.If you don't have potions, you don't have technology or gear, you're not going to be winning this fight.So what will you do, King Parrot?Go prepare his order.I'll get a move on.

He doesn't have all day.You know Parrot, originally I wasn't really the biggest fan of you opening up Spawn, but now I have to say, this is one of the best decisions you could've made.Parrot, you're welcome to come back whenever you need to buy something from me.If I see you in here again, for a reason aside from that, I'm going to kill you.

Although I now had the items I needed to grow my army, I had no idea if there was even enough time to do that anymore.Since, if Cinder Crest really was on their way, I only had one day to prepare, instead of the initial five that I thought I had.

You're just letting go of dawn.

He clearly has a plan, Theobald.

Guys, I have no clue if Clown was actually telling the truth about Cinder Crest.But if he was, and if Cinder Crest is actually gonna arrive here in less than 24 hours, we are in a lot of trouble.We still don't even have nearly enough soldiers to fight back against them, bro.Theo, Reyna, I'm gonna need you guys to scout them out for me. I need you to figure out how many people they have, what kind of gear they have, if they're even approaching in the first place.You guys are the most skilled players in this entire army.If anyone's gonna be able to figure this out, it's you two.

When you head out there, You're gonna be encountering Cinder Crest.Please don't mess around, okay?I have no idea how strong they are, but if they spot you, they're gonna kill you, bro.And same with you, Reyna.Can you guys handle that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

Okay, good luck.I can handle the rest from here.Okay, everybody listen up!I have a plan.I have a plan.I think if we play our cards right, we can expand this army to over 10 ,000 players.

I'm gonna need your guys' help though.And while I got started on my plan, Theo and Reyna left the walls of my kingdom and began heading deeper and deeper into Cinder Crest territory.

Be careful!

It's like tanking my frame rate.This is what's heading towards spawn.They're coming towards spawn right now.Full maxed out netherite on all of these people.We are cooked, bro.Like it's over.

Why does parrot think he's like invincible or something, bro?We stand zero chance at all.Shut up.It's done.It's over.

Who's that on the ship?

Wait, there's no way.

Bro, it's chewbilly and flame frags.What?why are they working no no it's okay yeah no i don't even reina you don't know who these people are okay like it's done it's done we're cooked like i we need to leave spawn i think we can go back to the far lands like there's probably stuff to scavenge around there like we could like this is actually so cooked it's insane

What was that?

Whatever.Let's just go back.We can't fall behind.

Let's go.

Thank God, bro.You finally agree with me.Like, I think the Far Lands will be good.Like, I think there's enough stuff out there.No.

No.We're going back to spawn.We're gonna kill every last member of Cinder Crest.

Reyna, you just logged on the server like two days ago and you think you're gonna like solo their whole army?Like, please, just listen to me.You are stupid.You are actually dumb if you think we're gonna actually be able to kill that army.We're cooked.We need to go!

Theobald, let's go.

Call me -bro.

With Cinder Crest arriving at my kingdom in less than a day, there was no time to waste anymore.And so, after a bit of preparation, my army and I headed to the next logical place to recruit more players.Law.It's been a minute since I've been back here.Law was previously the largest army on the entire server.And even after a massive war, they still had nearly 1 ,000 soldiers, more than double my entire army.

But, getting Law to join my side wasn't just about adding more players to my army.Because, inside of their base, Law had enough gear to supply thousands, maybe even tens of thousands of soldiers.If I was going to beat Cinder Crest, I needed the items inside of their city.However, it seemed like Law already knew that we were coming.You guys stay here.I need to go talk to Sarge.

Sarge.

Get out of here.You have no business here.And who are all those players behind you?

Can I at least explain myself as to why I even came out to law in the first place?In less than 24 hours from now, a kingdom of old players called Cindercrest is going to invade our kingdom.If they manage to get into this kingdom, they're gonna kill every last new player.A lot of these players behind you are new players, right?In law?They'll also be killed, bro.

With your guys' help,we can actually do something against Cinder Crest.We can fight back, bro.We have a chance at stopping them.Sarge, you have to believe me, bro.

Okay, Parrot.I believe you.

You do?

But I'm joining Cinder Crest.

Why?Why would you do that?I just...If Cinder Crest...Dude, I don't know what they're gonna do to LA.You're gonna lose so many of your players.

They killed an entire civilization of a thousand new players.Do you know what they're gonna do to all the new players inside of your team?

Look behind you.You really think that army, that garbage is going to be able to defeat Cindercrest?

Please join.Please.No.Fine.Everybody, listen up.In less than 24 hours from now, the army of Cindercrest is set to take over this kingdom.

They will not hesitate to kill every last new player among you guys.I talked to your leader, Sarge Law, who said that he was going to join Cindercrest.I'm gonna let all of you make a decision.Once I turn around and head back to my army, You may walk across this bridge and join me.If you stay on your side, on the other side of the bridge, I'm going to assume that you're planning on joining Cinder Crest.If you do not join us, me and my army will see you as our enemy, and we will be forced to kill you.

Please just think very carefully about this, please.I wouldn't want to have to do this.

Are you serious, Parrot?You think you can kill us?Are you dumb?

I'm joining you, King Parrot.

I voted for you.

I'm fighting alongside King Parrot.

You guys are all trash.You guys are all dead.You don't belong in the law anyways.

Welcome to the army.I'm joining you, King Parrot.Welcome over.You guys can head back there.Is that it?Please.

We don't want to have to fight all of you.Please just think about this, bro.This is everybody's last chance here.Please.Sarge, please, just...I don't want to have to kill all of you guys.

Harry, what is it even here?There's no way you actually think you can take this fight, right?

Rocket, did you do what I asked?

Everything is ready, King Parrot.

I'm sorry for this.I don't have a choice.It's just that, if they join Cinder Crest, they're gonna kill all of us.

What are you doing?WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!What did you do?

Guys, everybody charge!Kill any remaining players of Law and go for their loot stashes!Grab as much gear as possible!Let's go!

King Parrot, we've looted all the gear from the base.stashes like you told us to do.Is there anything else you want us to do for you, sir?

I'll gather the army.Let's get out of here.Now that we had enough gear and players from Law, I could finally grow my army big enough to defeat Cinder Crest.And so, I marched everyone back all the way to our base, and then prepared to start expanding as fast as possible.And so, I headed to spawn.

It's not even fun.Oh, yo Reina.

Oh parrot.You guys get right but no parrot.It's cooked.It's over We're done dude.They had like I swear thousands thousands of holy stack nether a players like marching in line, bro And they they had like some crazy airship thing like in I swear, I have never seen this technology before.Bro, and Billy and Flamefrags are working together.

Like, we are so done, bro.It's actually cooked.It's over.Like, GG.Like, no, I'm serious.We need to get out of spawn, bro.

I don't even know what to say.Like, I really, we need to leave.It's over.

I was gonna say, you guys came back at the perfect time.I was just about to, like, give a speech to my army.

What what our army like our ragtag group of bandits and like Merchant City Vanguard, but we're not gonna do anything like Raina tell him like you saw it too, right here follow me here.We tried our best, bro We really did like it.We're just we're cooked.There's too many of them, bro Like they're gonna be here in probably less than an hour if we're gonna fight back.We need like thousands of players

No, we're gonna need tens of thousands.If you enjoyed this video, make sure to subscribe so that you don't miss what happens next.And also, for the full story of the unstable SMP, make sure to check out the other perspectives.