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As some of you may know, I've recently gotten into CS. And with CS, CSGO, Counter-Strike, we have the option of opening cases. And cases are, you know, fairly expensive, but they could also give you a lot of valuable items. You know, in-game skin, specifically the most valuable would be knives and gloves. And today we're going to be doing a big CSGO case opening! Or CS2, rather, opening.
And let's just say I have a lot of cases. Okay, we have more cases than most people would open in their lives for this opening today. This is what we're gonna start with. We have four different types of cases for those who actually, you know,
know anything about CS or care which cases. We have Chroma 2s, we have Dreams and Nightmares, we have Operation Breakout and Spectrum 2. If we pack nothing, we might open more. But overall, I think we total spent on these cases and then obviously some of the more keys
that I'm going to have buy, around two grand. So I would say this is about a 2K case opening stream. Yesterday, off topic, I had really good luck. I wanted to open 50 Snakebite cases because they were really cheap, and I was just curious what I would pack.
And I did it off stream and I got two golds. Very unlikely, I think the odds of a gold are one in 400. But you can see uh with Like some of these you're looking for the rare special item for the people that don't know Uh, very unlikely you get it, but some of these things can range, you know to you know
Hundreds if not thousands of dollars these moto gloves are worth like 160 tested, and these battle scarred sports gloves are like $300. So, uh, you could get knives that are up to like 5k, 10k, you could get ones that are cheap as like 100. We're going to be taking a quick break before I open the cases, doing something that is not allowed to be said, or this video would get age restricted. So if my eyes look a little droopy after this. That's why the only other thing I was gonna say before we get into this is Normally video games are write-offs. This is not this is gambling. I'm just raw spending 2k on cases I can't write that off. So
Leave a like on the YouTube video because if I pack nothing, I'm just down to grand but I have the money to spare I'm not gonna obviously do something that's incredibly financially responsible. Don't open cases if You don't have the expendable money to it's actually like worse than slot machines now Here's how this CS case opening is going to go. We have like 200 something cases. Can I actually range by type? There we go. We have like 200 something cases I think we're gonna start with the cheapest and go to the most expensive
Is that is that fair to start? I think we have 70 dreams and nightmares cases, maybe 75 These come at how much are they on the on the market? like 80 cents There are there's some of the cheaper cases the The average Dreams and Nightmares case, oh god, they're $2. Oh wow. And every case is a different price and every key, no matter the case, is $2.49 plus tax. So just round it to $2.50. Dreams and Nightmares are $2. Then I have Chroma 2's, Spectrum 2.
How much is Spectrum 2? $4.30. How much are Chromas? Chroma 2 are six bucks. And then I think Breakouts are 12. So the order that we're gonna open them
is Dreams and Nightmares, into Spectrum, into Chroma, into Breakout. We're gonna do Dreams and Nightmares because they're the cheapest. Total cost for each case is around $4.50. So every spin that I do, voice crack,
every spin that I do is $4.50, making total Dreams and Nightmares what like two hundred and forty dollars or something 200 something dollars maybe 300 the chroma twos are What were they like wait? No the it was the spectrum twos were like four four fifty a case yeah for thirty So total they're like seven dollars, so it's like total
Sorry am I? Total dreams and nightmares four dollars and fifty a spin Spectrums, it's like seven fifty a spin promos. It's like 850 and then breakouts. It's like 15 But the more expensive the case the better to the shit that you can get price wise Slash usually cool skins. Okay, so let's rip it. What do I want out of this case opening?
Three knives, that'd be pretty sick Realistically, I get zero right which is why it was crazy that I Last night that ass wish I was recording pulled these two gloves because those are two golds But we're not actually rolling for gloves today. We're only rolling for knives I'm hoping for a realistically realistically, three knives would be sick. If we get one knife, that's not of shitty quality, I'm happy.
They're red, yeah, but they're gold. It's red, but when you spin the item, it's gold. Anyways, one knife I'm happy, and a few reds even a if we got no knives and like four red guns I'd be happy if we got anything in that realm. I'm happy where I'm unhappy We get like one red bunch of pinks. That's dick We can't trade up at the end and you know if we get really nothing
I might rebuy more cases, but I'm hoping I don't have to type lock chat first spin Imagine we get a gold on the first fucking case would that or would that not be? Absolute cinema realistically, it's a blue open to keep I Would shit I would have shit myself I Would you would you believe that was a real clip? Like I feel like somebody would think that I like screen recorded something and then like overlaid it if the first the first spit
See I don't actually get upset when something rolls by because See, I don't actually get upset when something rolls by, because once I hit open, it knew what the case was. We don't need to do this spin bullshit. The spin shit's like a bit of the fun, you know, it's like a slot reel. You already know whether or not you lost, right, prior to playing the game. That's why when I buy a scratch off, I just immediately fucking scratch the barcode and scan it because I don't want to play no fuck-ass game
Okay, I want to know if I won money or not. That's why I Don't want to do that often that ruins the fun Quick open fuck. Sorry, I won't do it again. All right, last one. That was the last one. That was the last one. Now we spin the rest. Should we do trade-ups? Oh, I will. At the end of it, we'll do trade-ups.
Should we do trade-ups after each case? Or each type of cases or should I do a trade-up after everything I Feel like I don't want to like ruin. I don't know. I feel like it depends of the groove if we if we're like ripping Good items, I'll just keep rolling But if we get shit, I might do trade-ups for and at the very end it makes the most sense to do trade ups cuz like
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Get started freeIdeally I could probably trade up five reds for a night
If we there was a pink there if we get anything
Good you know like even if we get a bunch of pinks I could probably trade out dude. This is $4 and 50 cents a spin Like right now, what are we down?
50 bucks?
How, I feel like we've opened probably like 10 cases, 12 cases. Realistically, I think we get our first good item. 40 cases in. I think I, I don't even, have we gotten a purple yet? I think we've gotten all blue. There's a close pink. I think we've gotten all blues.
Each case cost a different amount though. I think I put in a buy order though for these at like 205. The way it works for the steam market, for the people that don't know. Cases, oh we did get one purple cases are Farmed in game and you could sell them on the steam marketplace instead of opening them keys are just bought through valve right you don't There's no market for keys Wow purple
Battle scarred Stat track though how much is that worth chat 89 cents? 89 cents, maybe a little bit more for trade up value because you could fucking trade up a stat track but Yeah, probably like five cents Another purple. Hey, dude, I'm happy with purples minimal wear. That's a decent skin The eyes are the fucking holes in the gun
That's kind of fire Space cat this is not our last case chat for dreams and nightmares. You're only able to buy 20 keys in a row So after this I have to get more keys Interesting Dud, all right. let me buy more keys. Another 49 and 80, it's $49.80 for 20 keys.
So what does that math out to be? Dude, what do I want out of, I didn't even say what I wanted out of this case. What's the best thing that we could get outside of the knife? I feel like the AK Nightwish is fucking awesome. Like look at this. That is a sick skin Like I wouldn't want to if I got this red I wouldn't trade like say we had five reds and one of these was the
Reds I'm not trading it up unless it's fucking battle scarred because that's like a sick a case skin And I do need a good a case skin a case stained metal. Is that a good case? good
good gun? Oh god god god god god!
Quick oven! I saw me pass the red too. Chat, you can tell like, I don't want to say I just have a sense for these things. That case is ass. Right? And this next one is good.
At least it's FACNU. We're just setting money on fire right now. Get a million of these pistols. Don't know anybody that would want to use one of those, but gonna be doing another one in a million times pink. Fuck. Oh my God, dude.
See, no, I'm okay. I'm not trying to get mad. I know I'm going against what I just said. Because I know that I know it's predetermined what I have right now. Whatever I win, I already know what I won. The game already knows what I won.
But you know, it does get you a little bit when the reds like one in front of you rather than one behind you. It's like, oh, I almost hit it versus it passed me. Can you roll by a knife? I used to watch the S case openings when I was a kid. And dude, those were the days to watch the S openings like really when it was like Degen gambling because it was like all these YouTubers were not making their money back
at that time for what they were spending and they just didn't care. They were just spinning cases. They changed it. Well, I'm saying it would be really disheartening to like spin past the gold. Spinning past the red, it's like, oh, that sucks. But you fly by gold, you'd be like, dude, that that I would freak out I just lost 50 more dollars on CS2. Well, maybe you should stop buying cases, man
Not everybody is crazy luck like me with this next case pull All right, I'm not gonna look at what this one is you guys are gonna tell me if it's good or not horse blinders I'm not looking at my OBS or the screen I'm only looking at chat it's not a gold is it it's not a gold be real it It's probably a blue. It's a purple Pretty good pretty good field tested not bad We're okay, so it's every 20 so right now we're like bro, we're like 38 cases in nothing either
I'm telling you right now if if the rest of the case opening goes like this, I'm getting a rejuice. I Hope you get nothing dude for an hour just me spinning cases bro I'm just getting actually straight purples that's a pretty cool purple though minimal wear kind of looks like fucking plants versus zombies like invaders in fire fucking pool by the way for a movie
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Y'all remember invaders in I did say we were gonna get something good at 40 purple a Lot of purples. I'm getting like straight purples 20 more cases I
Open a cobblestone case after this how much are they right now like $200 just get a fucking straight blue It's worth like five bucks Eight mortal you get a gold I'll believe you on that That or your band Another purple is it crazy. I feel like the luck with the purples isn't bad. Like is that, would I lose money long term if I just only ripped purples? Yeah. Unless I got a crazy pink every time.
Yeah, it would be probably pretty trash. I'm really upset I opened those snake bites off stream. Got two gloves and then also just packed two gloves and not a knife. That's a sick fucking skin. I have this one already.
This one's field tested. This was like one of the coolest purples. It's kind of fucking creepy. Got good color scheme now. Old Misfits videos with siesta
Fuck
Should we have like a PNL That's slang for profit and loss We're in about 2k total right now, I would say we probably sat around 200 bucks on fire Nothing well, I got a bunch of purples which could be worth something if I traded them up Gambling is a chokehold on this generation gambling isambling is a chokehold on every generation, brother. What do you mean?
It's like innate in human nature.
Dud.
Absolute dud. But you need better commentary like spam gold, gold, gold, or scream the name of the knife you want. I know there's a lot of streamers that do that but it's not like it doesn't really do anything when you're a gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold it's just like a waste of energy you know it's like a low cortisol low cortisol activity you know spin cases light $250
on fire and go ha shit I lost you know but then I'm spamming gold gold gold get nothing right?
nothing
Fuck okay, you know why I'm also not screaming gold chat is because these are the cheaper of the cases
These are 450 a spin right now when we're on on the breakouts and I'm spinning $15 a case,
I'm gonna be streaming, bro.
That's like five subs. Five subs from Twitch. Well, five subs costs 25, but I would get like 15. Say gold with passion Please see us CS go give me a gold Any knife even a battle scarred one would do I would prefer not a battle scarred one because that would be pretty dogshit of you
For you to give me a battle scarred knife, but any knife literally any fact new nut First pink bagging CS is the method right now Battlescarred This thing's a potato. Hold up. Let's check how much it's worth Eight bucks eight bucks. That's profit on the spin. Please gay Ben, please gave him Gaben, you're the only billionaire I like
Little bit you gave me a taste of what I could have and now you're gonna give me something better because I know That you know That I love you and you're gonna give me a knife right now you're not only gonna give me They teased it and then they gave it to me interest bro well-worn you're edging me okay then that's weird don't do that give me a knife give me a knife we're almost how many cases are we in 60 how many times that I react are we in 60 cases? I don't know how many cases were in I
Think we're 60 in 60 in one pink Wow, I bought way more than 70 dreams and nightmares cases talking out of my fucking ass So we have 70 dreams and we have like a hundred. I did it got to a point where it kept glitching out and I was putting in buy orders. So how it works is when you order a case, you have to order it from somebody on the steam community marketplace. It's like a stock market. Like you buy it as a stock basically.
And I put in a buy order for like 50 cases and then it just disappeared. And so I put in another one and then they all got fulfilled at the same time That sounds like oh, what the fuck and then I was doing the math wrong And how many cases I had to get when some would be fulfilled and then I'd cancel him So I think I bought way more than I needed to But you know that gives me another chance for
See it's stupid you don't beg. You got to talk to him nicely You're gonna be sweet to him You look great today given You look like fucking dog shit Probably playing on your fucking steam deck right now while I'm sitting here lighting fucking four bucks on fire. Trash, absolute garbage.
Give me something better. I don't want, see, even if I hit that, I would have been like, okay, well, I would have been happier if I hit that. I would have been annoyed, but you know, I'm not gonna be mad if i just rolled straight pinks the entire fucking day but if it was like every every roll you know but at the same time
let's show me another pink buddy how many melandromas can you show me nothing trash straight trash maybe it's the dreams and nightmares we gotta get the shitters out of Nothing. Trash. Straight trash. Maybe it's the dreams and nightmares. We gotta get the shitters out of the way. You know, then we'll be due. Stop showing me the same fucking skin.
Stop showing me the same fucking skin. I feel like I'm getting fucking three, one of three skins. I mean, there's a million blues on the fucking list. I think I've got the same pistol for 14 times.
What are we doing?
I'm fine with that one. I feel like this one, fact news, worth probably a decent amount of money. For a purple. Like that's probably worth like four bucks. Nope. You think I'm dead wrong?
Another sawed off. This is an ugly skin. It's a fucking Ouija board. Fact new is less than minimal wear on that one. What do you mean? Like minimal wear is better? Why? It doesn't make any sense.
Put a nice one count. Yeah, I don't think we really need that one up big dog. Oh My god wait somebody mob that chatter Tell me it's fucking fat. Wait. Now. What do we think it is? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go minimal wear Field tested
That's not bad, and it's stat track that stat track. Where's the stats? How do you see the trap? How do you see the stats where does it show you that on the knife somebody look that up somebody look that up? How much is a field tested? Falcon knife Brightwater StatTrak? $120?
$120? 90 bucks. It's not $90. It's an ugly knife. I'm not gonna lie. It's an ugly knife.
Let me peep it. Not bad. Not bad, not bad. My manager just said, no way you got a fucking knife. I'm already jealous, buddy. I got two pairs of gloves too. You see this shit?
You see this shit? This is a build. Yo, if it's ugly, give it to me. Fuck you, buddy.
No.
Hold up. Somebody go in the marketplace. I'm going on the marketplace. How much is that? Need to know just out of curiosity. I just want to know how much that that that thing's going for. Field tested. Yeah, it's going for one sold yesterday for one hundred and nine dollars.
One hundred and nine to one hundred and thirty. Kind of garbo, but that basically pays for a third of the cases that we just opened. Back to it. One knife in the book. Do we throw up a knife counter? OK, one knife in the book do we throw up a knife counter okay one knife one pink oh we got two pinks wait what was the other pink we got all right back to back
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Get started freeback to back chat chances right here Impossible. They couldn't give it to me. That's fine. Now you got a knife. We got a knife and that's all that matters today has thus far. Give it to me rapid eye movement.
Very weird looking skin kind of looks like the squid game stairs minimal wear minimal wear. I'll update it in a minute Yeah, that's a good trade up skin very good trade up skin not a good keep skin very ugly skin Oh
You gotta try once in a while see I get the same shotgun every time all right, how many do we have left one two?
20 right Wait now. Yeah, this is a this is 18 and this to 20 more. Okay, 20 of the dreams and nightmares and then we're on to spectrum twos, I actually chat thoughts on me doing a trade up like after I Don't know should I do a trade up every every? Because we got so many blues right now to trade up. I Might do a trade up before we go to the next one Just to keep the inventory
Secured trade up your blues. That's what I'm gonna do. I'll keep the purples for after We'll finish all the blues and then trade up purples into pink Later I've the counter is only going to apply for pulled items though. If we trade up to a pink I'm not going to put down a pink Because that's fucking lame
This is going to be a blue shotgun and then the next one, really close. The next one, see now that I'm a little off, the next one's going to be a red and it's going to be the MP9. And then it'll be off, it'll be the AK. Nope. And then it'll be off it'll be the AK nope stat track blue big news big news Counters bad luck that ass I
Don't know I've gotten this night air skip battle scarred. No, I don't think it is. I like the counter Yeah, it has no effect it has no effect
We know it's already predetermined what all these cases have
We're just watching it unfold right? It's like somebody doing a magic trick in your face before they shoot you
They already knew they were gonna kill you
Just a distraction. You know, you don't even need to give me reds, Kaden. I don't need a red, because gold's all I care about. And if you want to give me a gold, that'd be really sweet. I know you just gave me one, but I'm averaging one every hundred cases thus far,
which is still better than normal odds, you know, seeing that they're around one and four hundred but I Know you could be a little bit sweeter to me. You remember the other day when I opened the What are they called I forget the name of them the snakebite cases, sorry get them And you gave me two gloves. I'll be really sick. If you give me, you know, two golds here back-to-back hundred cases It's not too much to ask quick open
i saw somebody in chat say it i had to a little bit more a little bit more click open the rest see now you're speaking my fucking language pal
It's good if it's three five sevens
Now I got over the last one
Johnson back. Nope
Nope counter ruined your luck. It didn't ruin anything dude. Look at how many of these fucking p2000s i got i could just trade up 10 of the shotguns zombie offensive i've got a fucking 50 of those too we're just gonna trade up the blues A little bit of goop. A little bit of goop. Burnt peanut dance party. El Jinx Eclone. Oh my god bro.
Oh my god. Dude I'm getting the same AR every time. Just pretty sick. Should I trade up the same AR every time. Just pretty sick. Should I trade up the purples or should we do that at the end? Alright we're doing the spectrum 2s now.
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Get started freeI got 50 of these. Dude I really want to open more than what we're going to open but it'll depend off what we get. Okay. What do we want out of this case? That fucking R8 revolver looks clean dude. We got okay. What do we want out of this case that fucking?
Revolver looks clean dude
clean I Would love that
Just as a base skin that pink. That's fucking awesome
outside of that
AK is pretty cool and the fucking P250. It's like a fucking, what is that, a crocodile or an alligator? All right, lock in. First Spectrum 2, do me well. Slide by pink, that's fine. Just to show me what I'm about to get.
That's what we're doing here. I can tell. Are we in profit? No. We did hit a knife but I would still say we're probably down. What are we down chat?
It's like 450. I'm still probably down like 200 bucks Just because like I hit a knife, but I hit a cheap knife even if it like it was stat track it's still cheap Not that 100 is cheap but for a knife, you know, you can pull knives that are like thousands Thousands cheap in in relativity so you pull a butterfly sapphire from a case how much is that worth
like i don't even know what the most expensive thing is you could get from some of these. Oh, see that's fucking lame. Okay, then give me a blue gem karambit because that's what chat's saying is the most expensive thing. I saw Killdozer pulled one. Well, he technically traded it out.
And it was worth like 80K. That'd be awesome. There's ones worth 1.5 million.
Ugh!
Sorry.
Sorry, I just vomited out what I could've just gotten there. Yuck. Give me something good. Realistically, chat, the odds would say that we don't pull a knife again. I would say otherwise!
Motherfucker. Stupid.
Fucking stupid.
Fucking stupid. Odds are inconsistent And I changed the odds that was our first purple It's a pretty cool gun minimal wear Never use the SG though. It's cuz of the counter It's not cuz of the counter McChunky and you know, if you saying that, you're ruining- Hey, McChunky, you saying that is making it that.
Like, I- so now, like, you've put me in this bind where I'm not gonna take the counter off. You're fucking wrong. Uh, see, I'm not gonna take the counter off just to spite you. You know, just to prove. Case three key one I heard that heard that case three key one.
Big here, gotta be big.
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Get started freeBan that chatter. It was a purple. Keep him, keep him, keep him. It's fair. You know, purple's technically, it's better than, bro, see, they keep showing me, Gaben, you're edging me.
You don't need to do this. Okay, you just give me you just give me give me a knife Give me a red hell man. I'll take that revolver and it's a pink It's not even i'm not even profiting from it You know, you're still making your money on the keys the community's making money on the cases And I get to use a cool revolver skin and have the privilege of pulling it Give my full attention gave him
Minimal wear. Minimal wear blue. If it was battle scarred that would have been a spit in the face.
Yes!
What I fucking wanted. Factory new. Field tested. Stat track. Love that. Love that. wanted factory new field tested stat track love that love that mmm llama cannon what a beauty that's a cool skin with the red gloves red and
the blue match perfect it's like a dark blue it's like that metallic blue in GTA you some of you guys are lying and saying pink doesn't that disprove the counter? Like I know he's saying I didn't pull a knife, but I pulled a pink and a pinks on the counter So if the counter ruins things, how did I just get a pink? Because the pinks on the counter Counter stealing the gold I don't think it is I think the gold
that's an ugly that's an ugly gun I think that patterns fucking it no no no it's a good it's a good skin I think this is I think this is well worn why is that dirt pattern a part of the is it's a, it's a part of it. Wow it's FAK new. That's a FAK new red. How much is that worth? Probably like 80 bucks, 40 bucks. That's a good AK though. I kind of want to keep that. I don't really want to trade, it's $400? Wait, how much is it worth at .008?
No it's not. You're fucking lying. The Empress Faknu. Oh my god, it's sold today for $488. This is the best thing we've pulled Holy fuck pause the fucking music
That's a max. We're that's a great fucking pole. Oh my god. Oh my god $400 skin $400 skin let's see it in the hands. Oh My god, I thought okay. The reason I thought it was well worn is because I thought that part on the blue. I Thought this right here Was like dirt, but I didn't see if you turn it you could see it's a pattern
It just looks a little bit more random there. That's a factory new Empress
Wow Wow fucking awesome That's a factory new Empress. Wow
Wow fucking awesome And we got a change of the knife. Wow, we've got a setup right now. We've got a fucking setup Dixie's face timing me. Hey, brother What like the the the skins? I got the Empress Faknu. The knife's $110 and it's field tested.
It's sold for $4.88.
Wait, he just hung up on me. Oh, take a second. It's on his first ever case opening and get a 490 dollar a cake But I've opened 1,200 cases and what do I have to show for it? What what do I have to show for it?
Oh my god. All right next case. I can't believe that skins $400. I Can't believe that Like my knife is a fourth of that There is There is no There is no way. It's minimal wear this time, but that's back to back. How much is minimal wear worth?
Sold for 120? Wow, it's that big of a gap? 120 versus 400 for FACNU? I feel like they look identical, right? All right, well, there's like zero chance I get three in a row right I would throw up no
Dude that's crazy was but it was back to back of the same gun. Not like a different red. Just the same exact gun. Almost, I would say, even though it was minimal wear, it was like .012. They're like around, like they're unnoticeably different to like your eye. Maybe like one scuff give it a second to Jinx II I
would trade Jinx II the second one cuz I'm not gonna sell it Dude, see this shotgun, okay, this shotgun's kind of ugly now that I see it. I was going to say the color scheme's still better. Like some of the blues, do you think when they make these skins for the cases, they make some of the blues purposefully fucking disgusting? Because there's some of these skins that are like so, like this is lame.
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Get started freeLike this is lame. This is, why would anybody be like, wow, I really wanted the cracked opal. I really wanted the cracked opal. Do a, do a giveaway in a chat. Aren't you unable, aren't you unable to
trade them or sell them for like a week like I can't get rid of these guns yet Yeah tradable and marketable a week from now I Would do okay, this is what I'll do next CS case opening because I'm assuming how this one's going. I'm. I would do another one. I'll do I'll do a giveaway or something like I'd give away a red. But I can't today because I can't trade the skins. Me?
Chatter actually thinking I'm speaking directly to them. Me? Wait, you just said you were going to give me a skin? Half of my chat having never played CS. We don't have many more spectrums. I think we have 10 more after this.
Or just about.
Me?
Nothing.
Poop. Poop. Poop. Last one before a re-up has always gotta be good.
I had it completely wrong. Last one's always bad before a re-up because then you go, fuck, I have to buy more. Wait, how many do I need to get? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Yeah, see, it was the spectrums.
You remember how earlier I was saying I like accidentally bought like a random number and because like one of the orders got canceled? And even this up, we got 14 more spectrums. 14 more spectrums and then we go to chroma twos. Cause the breakouts are the most money wise.
See like another mega ass skin. This looks like the carpet of like a skating rink in 2010. Like why would I want that on my gun? I know like blues obviously are gonna look worse than purples and purples are gonna look worse than tanks. And you know, so on.
Averagely, but it's like, you know, at least make it just like, just a red gun. I'd be like, oh, I have a red Glock. It's a blue. You know, it's, I'm not saying actually make it red, like rarity wise, but just make it like a solid color.
Like I'd rather have that. Like a purple Glock. But there's probably rare skins that are that. How many more? What? I have four regular spectrum cases. How did I do that?
Wait now I have an uneven amount of, oh fuck. Wait one, two, three, four. I have four more spectrum two cases, but eight keys and then 4 regular spectrum cases. Okay wait I'm gonna just buy 4 more cases and I'll buy the keys for these what the fuck? That's what I had to have done wrong. Okay store market spectrum 2. All right we have two of them. Well let's open the regular Spectrums first. I don't even mean to buy these. I don't even want to look at what I could
get we'll just find out. Garbage. All right now we have eight Spectrum 2. We're gonna have a lot of trade-ups a lot of trade-ups to do See like I don't know Like I haven't really I feel like there's maybe like two blues that I like That I've seen I've 2,000 hours of al past another red that red would be really cool. I have 2000 hours of Valor past another red.
That red would be really cool. I was glazing that Dino skin. We have one more chance for it. Actually not true because I could trade up, potentially. Last chance. That's an ugly pink. It's field tested.
I don't know, it's just a bunch of playing cards. I would use it though. High roller bison. It's got poker chips. That's pretty cool. Actually. I kind of want to equip that because I don't want to trade it. Where the fuck is the PP bison? Was the PP bison not in a gun that I use? Is the PP bison a bad gun? Is it a bad gun? That's trash It's not great. Oh, then I'd fucking get rid of it. I thought I had it equipped. I'm thinking of p90 For the blues We didn't get a lot of purples that one like the the fucking dreams and nightmares
Lot of purples that one not a lot just blues, but I got better guns. I got reds
Didn't get a knife though. Just blues, but I got better guns. I got reds. Didn't get a knife though. Just got the same fucking gun four times. How about another? Awesome. How about another?
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Yeah. Alright.
Next case is, I gotta piss again. Sorry, been slugging water. It's time for Chroma 2s. Chroma 2s, about $6 themselves, with the key around $8.50 a case that we're spinning. And then we have Breakouts, which are like 15 total. But I know I have 50 Chroma 2s. I'm pretty sure I have 50 chroma twos.
We really want the M4A1 hype beast. It's just a cool skin. That's a really fucking cool skin. Neon Rider, also really cool. MAC-10 usable gun. Gliel's decent.
And then just the rare item, obviously. Let's rip it. Stat-Trak. Stat-Trak blue. Stat-Trak blue. Tradeable. Tradeable. Do you think there's people that just like flat out buy hundreds of like stat cheap Stat-T track blues just trying to trade them up to like a good back new stat track red because you probably could sell those for like those people that do it if they're selling for like nothing it's like there's somebody that's trying to make profit from it you can't trade up a
stat track that's just not fucking true I did that like multiple times I just did that that's a cool skin that's a cool kit that's a cool skin it's a purple though right more like that you know we haven't done in a while quick oven now I gotta do like I gotta do like three three quick open Yeah, just get the shitty shotguns out of here man See it's gonna be another one fucking p250
Now it's normal how many cases are left Like 90 But they're getting to be the more expensive ones Breakouts I would prefer to get something good cuz that's like the majority of the money I put into the breakouts like the 50 breakout cases with like 600 bucks For the 50 breakouts and then plus 500 and keys that ass actually wait
The 50 breakouts were $12 each. So it was 600 bucks Plus 500 and keys to open them. Wait, no now 500 keys. What the fuck am I? No plus a hundred and five and keys. So it's like 750 bucks So most of the case opening in terms of like money spent we're not even at yet total I put in like 2k we've gotten anything good from this that purple is mad See, I don't know if I like that skin. See like that text just looks like it was downloaded off of like Google.
Gaben, we gotta fix those blues buddy, but we don't need to fix the blues if you just give me a bunch of blue Or not a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of pinks reds and you know, maybe a gold or two Then I don't even have to compare about the blues because I never see him. I only see the good skins What I want right now. I Haven't looked at Trash
That's it. No, see that's a cool blue Wait, see that's a cool blue wait see that's a cool blue that's like a good skin quick oven dog we're almost 20 into the Chromas. These have some of the coolest skins, but I hope we get something from that. Even at like 5-7 with the bananas is pretty funny. That was a cool pink.
See I've gotten this bunch.
Re-up.
20 of the Chromas in.
30 more? 30 more, we got 80 cases total left. Re-op. 20 of the Chromos in. 30 more? 30 more, we got 80 cases total left.
This is where shit gets serious. This is where we need a good one. And a good one we haven't gotten yet from a quick open! See that is a cool blue though. Like I would be- I would use that blue. Like if I packed that blue. I bought one case, I packed that blue. I'm gonna use it. Also cool skin.
What was that called? Espresso? What was that? Bronze Deagle? That's actually a decent skin. Get rid of the counter.
Sketti, we packed two reds on the counter. What?
See you got, Sketty keep saying that dumb shit. Sketty keep saying that dumb shit in chat. Keep saying that dumb shit in chat.
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Get started freeActually, no like I want you to keep saying no golds. Who gives a fuck? I packed three reds. I packed three reds. That's fucking bro. I like I mean for first CSK's opening I don't give a shit about the golds. This is awesome 140 yeah field tested Field tested That's a classic skin. Joy Coping! Fuck. Still red.
Pink! Not a few in, pal. Well worn, yuck.
Next. Banana. Banana.
Another one.
Double banana.
We have... Another one.
Double banana. We have 14 more Chromas, 64 total cases. So weird when it shows the same gun like four fucking times. Gold for the Chroma 2 right now, Gaben.
Terrible. Assuming you're putting every dollar you make back into cases.
Yeah, likely so. But I'm probably not going to sell the skins because I'll use them. Unless I get duplicates of a bunch If I packed a skin that dude, I don't know how expensive would a skin have to be for me to sell it I don't know Dude, I have I don't know like if I was two of those Well, I would try to trade up that red or that red later or just do a giveaway
for me to sell a skin I don't know like it has to be like 10 grand actually more than a thousand bucks i'd probably be like i don't really i should sell this like if it was a cool thousand dollar knife might keep it if it was like a thousand dollar gun or like a red that was for some reason that expensive i'd probably get rid of it an ak though like i'm so happy I pulled a fucking expensive AK like what a cool skin to get Comparable to like a red that's like a gun you rarely use pink
We actually have two more pinks that I have to add on to this seven Stat track that's definitely well worn. Yeah, you see it scuffed up. God, it looks so dirty. That's a bad skin. It's a bad pink. Stat track though.
What AK did you pull? What was the name of a chat? We got two of them from the Spectrums. Six more. I just felt it. I'm gonna quick up the next two. It's part of the process.
You never get anything from a quick open. But they fast track you to a good gun. Right now, I don't think we're realizing. Right now, if I don't hit on these breakouts, I'm still down. Because I would have profited like eight or 900
and spent 2K. Like these cases are the ones that technically matter in terms of like me making money. And I'm still, I have crazy luck right now, and I could still be down. All right, let's trade up these blues real quick it's gonna be really it's gonna be really
Enticing to trade up five reds for a fucking knife But I don't think I would I don't think I would trade any of these up outside of this one. Oh wait No this one I would trade up the the minimal wear and press that was the White House Joe. Oh Then don't ban him. But still just don't don't meme about that. I'll catch you banned In the same gun oh I hate when I'm one away from a fucking trade up. Do I have stat tracks?
not enough Oh, I hate when I'm one away from a fucking trade up do I have stat tracks Not enough See we actually got dude. I kind of want to trade up some of these purples right now. I Am Pink big pink Already have those Lame lame big, big pink.
Already have those. Damn we have a lot of fucking purples. Holy shit. Should I trade up the pinks? That's stat track. Thistle apparition. See like I would trade all these up.
I would keep that Desert Eagle I have. Should we trade up for a red?
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Get started freeTell me it's good quality.
Ooh, that's probably worth nothing, man. That's a trade up skin. I do love the skin. I think Nightwish is actually cooler than the other one I have in terms of like what it looks like but it is beat to shit. Like it looks it looks bad. 60 bucks. Can I trade up any more pinks? No. None of those either. Okay time for the big ones. We've been delaying but The breakouts are here
Now these skins are like this is like $15 you get a butterfly knife if you hit the Cyrax is also a sick skin and
The Glocks also pretty cool. I already have the desert eagle from this So that's the only three that I would care about the p90. I'm not really giving a shit
I'm not taking a counter off.
Take the counter off for 10? What do you need for 10? Oh, for 10 cases? No, I'm gonna keep it on. I have to. I have to. All right, for the first 10,
because the last is where I'm going to hit. For the first 10, I take the counter off or not the first time these 10 count them out. We're trying to help. You're the only one typing that. Oh, see, it almost hit a bank.
See, see what, dude, you almost hit a pink. See, see what dude you take the counter off. You almost hit a pink. It's like it's a proven method. That was two. Is this three or are we on this for this is three. Purple. this four this is three purple fact now dude a butterfly knife I would I would I
would be so I like I wouldn't feel dude if I had a butterfly knife obviously like we're already definitely doing another CS case opening in like a month but like I don't want to do them too often, but if I hit a butterfly knife, I would be like satisfied I would trade that up. I would trade that up, but it is cool. It is very cool. That's a good skin W counter off bro. Okay, but like I've hit so much with it on.
All right.
How many more for it off? Cause we have to go back for it on because we said we were going to. So this is seven. Eight, three more. Then we have to go. Then we have to go back.
Is this nine? One more, one more, then we go back. This has literally no fucking effect on what we're hitting, by the way. Like, this is pure idiocy from every single person in chat, me right now like us going like oh this matters like it's gonna fucking change what we hit but see like now if I swap like look if I hit now I'd be like
actually just like it would feel too coincidental too coincidental for it to be like not related now it's a blue see proves my point GG no more knives We could get some good trade ups from this too. I only have like two reds that I would trade up though, so we're not going to be able to trade up to any knives that go. And I don't really, I only have like one red I would trade. Maybe two.
All of them right now are keeps or sells, because there's cheaper reds that I could buy.
You need to trade good wear items to get a good wear item? Yeah.
But can't you trade if you trade like half fact news half well warns is it just the in-between or is it just randomly selected? I assumed if you put like a fact new and like nine well warns there's's a 1 in 10. It's back now It's completely random It's not what's completely random out of the mixture because if you trade in 10 battle scarred you're getting a battle scar. There's an equation for it you can use calculators online also when you mix skins it makes it so you can get a chance of one of the each yeah that's what you want to do. Oh I gotta buy more. So we have 30 more, 30 more chances at a knife. If only
we didn't have a counter. I'm telling you brother, it doesn't matter. Quick open? Am I really gonna quick open a breakout though? That's just $15 and I don't even see a spin. See like that's that's like disheartening. No spin quick open. I'm keeping that. That one's so cool too. But I have the fact, is this the fact new one? It is.
Any other cool skins that the p90
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Get started freeAll right back to it Two more quick opens then we Ross spin the rest All right now regular spin domant rise to the sub.
Next two will be gold, but he doesn't understand odds. I'm trying to call out something. You could be like, oh, next one's a purple. Probably like a one in five. It's a purple. Next two are gold.
What are the odds of that? What's one in 400 times one in 400 like one in 15,000 more than that wait more than like a hundred it's like a hundred thousand or some shit one in 16 K hundred sixty thousand I don't know one of the sales what's up and my god it's gonna be a bunch of duds I got a raw Quick open. My God. It's gonna be a bunch of duds. I got a raw spin the last five.
I can't quick open the last five. That's gotta be a rule. Maybe last ten, honestly. Gotta fucking just spin them. That means I gotta get the quick opens out now. Two more quick opens.
No more after. This is a good one. Fuck.
All right.
He's spiraling and just to prove you wrong. All right, I got a raw spin the rest. We got a raw spin the rest. This is the last time. These are the ones that matter. These are the ones that are going These are the ones that are gonna get me the butterfly knife. I feel it
Trash we did get a knife. I can't be upset. I Can't be upset the day then it would be really chill of you to just give me one more One more One more knife and we'll call it a day, you know Wow, you're flashing a lot of colors a lot of colors at me. That was a lot of colors there Gabe and a
Lot of ones I would have liked to see my line cross There's a lot of colors at me. That was a lot of colors there, Gaben.
Lot of ones I would have liked to see my line cross, but not pass over. Maybe it was a tease. Maybe it wasn't. I would really appreciate this though. We only got what, six more cases? Gaben.
I'm expecting a case. Gaben. Gaben. Gaben. It's easier to say Gaben. Gaben.
Gaben Newell. Gaben Newell. Gabe Newell. Gabe Newell. I'm calling upon you like a spirit in phasmophobia. I don't mean to anger you, only to comfort you. upon you like a spirit in phasmophobia.
I don't mean to anger you, only to comfort you. So Gaben, Gaben Newell, Gaben, I don't have any more cases. We only have three left. These are the big three. I'm expecting something big here.
It's the counter, it's the counter, it's the counter, it's the counter, it's the counter. I'm sorry Gabe Newell. This is the one. Bro they tease with the red. They tease with the red.
Last case.
Last song or not last.
No, I fucked it.
I ruined it. I ruined it. I stuttered like a chud. It would have been a gold trade offs, trade offs. This is where we get good shit. This is where we get good shit.
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Get started freeFinal chances. Nothing. Well, this is, I'm not expecting much. I'm just trading the blues to trade them the purples to trade them the pinks to then get reds and then eventually something crazy. All right. I don't know if we're gonna be able to get another red, but I hope we can.
I could get a stat track purple. How many stat track purples do we have? Not enough. Oh, we're only gonna get one more pink. I already have that minimal wear minimal wear
What's the rating Point of nine five Point one is the one I have so this one's actually better Okay, I can't trade up anything.
Damn it.
All right, well, this is what we got. I'm not trading up to a knife, dude. That's so stupid. The shit that I have right now is like the reds that I have, you would never want to trade up. You have five reds.
I don't care. Chad, that's so stupid. I have a $500 FAK new Empress. Why would I fucking trade that? You know, I don't want to trade up these reds. Like, maybe one of them, like the Hyper Beast.
Because it's fucking field tested. But I already have, like, these are awesome skins, dude. Look at what I have now. This is the coolest thing we got. For sure. Followed by the kni- The Empress is the coolest thing we got. Followed by the knife.
Oh, that's the Minimal Wearer one. Followed by the knife. This knife is cool. I think it's kind of ugly, though. It looks like a bad Cobb-Goes skin. Hyper Beast, sick fucking skin.
Don't even really care that it's field tested. P90s, cool Chrome canine I got the other day, other Empress Two gloves I got off stream And then some decent pinks
Overall
We lost money We definitely lost money
But
I think I had better odds than most people We got a $500 Empress Like a $190 other Empress, so that's what? $690 Times like another $120 is like $810 Plus the knife's like $920 $920 plus that red, like $1,100
And then plus the pinks say it's another $100 $1,200 I probably put in like anywhere between $1,750 and $2,000 so we lost like $250 but I think I got some fucking sick ass skins you're a dumbass you tried to make profit for this no I knew I wasn't gonna profit
I just wanted cool skins and I'm happy I got them and it was fun to spin them because I could have gotten way more unlucky like Jinx E's been but I'm saying people usually are curious Oh, did you make money? No, I still lost money. That's kind of the point It's like hey don't open cases, even though you get all this cool shit potentially really good luck Like I had you still lose money W fucking stream
Like I had you still lose money W fucking stream We're gonna play a CS soon with those skins, but I need to go eat because my ass hasn't eaten in fucking nine hours
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