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I Evolved From FAT to MUSCULAR in Minecraft!

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My goal is to become the strongest man on Earth.But is it even possible?Probably not.Unless I use the most insane custom morphs to pump it up.As you can see, I am a little bit weak.All right?

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But if I break a block, I get XP.And that makes me stronger.Look at this.I'm now just normal.I'm going to show you exactly how this is helping me.Dun, dun, dun, dun.

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I've been waiting to show you my gym shop.This is where we get to take all the XP that we collect in this video and use it to get buff.Well, we'll talk about that one.That's one XP for me to become Big Chungus.100 XP for me to get the Giga Neck.Oh, 1 ,000 XP to never skip leg day.

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The gun, dude, tickets to the gun show.Bam!What do we got over here?Oh, we got Lucky Protein Shakes.We don't even know what that's gonna give us.The Luxury Gym.

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What the?And I'm getting hit in the face.Is that a tail?It's a tail.Jacked Zilla.That is crazy.

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As you can see, we got a lot of sick items in this gym shop.We got to start cranking and spanking on some XP.Wait, what is that?Wait a second.

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What is this?Wait a second, legendary Giga Chad for a million XP?Sheesh!

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Okay, but why don't we start with something we can't afford, right?Having big dreams is important, but all I can afford right now is to go big chungus.I'm going from this to this.

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Why did I just growl?What is this?I got jump boost?

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Okay, for being this big the fact that I got hops like this is kind of crazy.Oh, bro.I'm about to step I'm gonna goomba stomp this cow He's a little pancake and I'm I'm feeling a little hungry guys, I think we should eat this cow Can we eat on you?How do I eat you?We just got like 22 XP from stomping on this cow and turning it into a pancake

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Alright, so we only need 100 XP to get to the next item and we're almost there.We just need four more I want the sheep pancake sheep.I'm using what's that?

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What am I?I'm out of breath.This is not the time to take a break.Get up.You're tired You will regain energy in five minutes.Are you kidding me?

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I'm just sitting here.Just taking a break right now at five minutes I literally can't move look at this.All I can do is wiggle my arm Wait, dude, this isn't even me wiggling my arm.This is me bringing food to my mouth Wait, maybe that's what we need to do.Can I get it in there?

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Bro, you know I'm gonna do I'm literally gonna eat in real life.Maybe this will give me the strength I need in Minecraft now This might look like dog water, but it is delicious Homemade by the way, it looks like dog water.It's blueberries Greek yogurt cheese.It's like 400 calories 65 grams of protein Chia seeds eat 5 grams of protein in this you would love this This is the good thing about this is it has like 12 grams of fiber 55 grams of protein.Blueberries, so you're getting like your fruit intake for the day.

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55 grams.I just spent five minutes eating in front of you guys just for me to stand up?That's crazy.All right, finally, I spent five minutes waiting for this moment where we could turn this sheep into a pancake and go buy the next item.

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Holy doodle bangers.All right, this is what we were saving up for.This is the giga neck.All right, ready for thick neck?Let's get it, baby.Why does it look like more like under bite than it looks like giga neck, but we're gonna try it out anyway Hopefully we're gonna go from chungus to giga Chad in three two one.

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Oh We're no longer chungus bro.This is more than just giga neck.This is giga.What did I just do?I pressed a button and then this happened.I turned into slinky head.

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What the heck what what am I doing?I'm eating blocksbro Oh stop eating carbs.You need protein since when are there carbs inside of dirt?I'm and you know, what's worse about this is like i'm stuck again, but i'm literally stuck inside of dirt You know what?

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That's fine.That's fine.Because guess what?I didn't do I didn't finish all of my dog water protein stuff I could do this all day.We need protein.You know, what has protein?

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How about some meat?

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This right here, that's some protein.I just gobbled that beef up for free.Give me that.There we go.Oh, the farmer villager.This guy's a sweet treat to eat.

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Come here, buddy.

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Oh, wait, I haven't even thought about eating an iron golem.Surely you've got to be full of protein.You're literally iron.Come here.

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Oh, that was sweet.Bro took multiple chomps, and he was a great source of iron.Sheesh.Oh, come here, farmer brown.We have enough XP to get the next item.We're going to the shop.

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Here we go.What the heck is that?What the heck is that?What in God's green earth just happened?My portal just broke and there's Godzilla himself in front of me.Who the heck are you?

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Gerald the Jacked.Whoa, sorry, little guy.You're pretty weak, LOL.Hit the gym, buddy.That's literally what I'm doing.I'm doing that right now.

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I'm eating protein.walk away from me when I'm talking to you just because you got really nice calves?

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Okay, we should probably go to the shop before he changes his mind and then kills us.This right here, dude, this is leg day, the most important day in the gym.Let's become thick.Bam!Leg day.Legs are more important than arms.

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And I'm going to prove that to you by doing this.Yeah, dude, I look like a dinosaur.Oh, dude, you know we got to be able to pounce.Wait, Eric needs protein milk.Whenever I do a little sneaking, I'm being told I need some protein milk.Whoa, so protein milk.

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Oh, you need raw beef, and I need raw meat.of milk and then you get protein milk.Oh, dude, give me that protein.Yeah, come here, come here.Put our three milk buckets in here, our little raw beef and we get protein milk.Okay, I made a couple of protein milks.

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I got a couple of protein milks.We're about to gobble this up.

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Oh, we're in a sprinter's position.Ladies and gentlemen, let the races begin in three, two, one, ka -choo!I'm literally just running through the earth and look at the XP that we were getting man Are we able to even just run through the water?

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Oh This is amazing my legs are back to normal size.Oh my goodness, and we have like 20 ,000 XP almost that was probably the coolest thing I've ever done with my legs.All right, my Billy goats I think we can upgrade to the next thing.Oh, we definitely can because guess what?We have 10 ,000 xp, which means we can finally buy tickets To the look at this.Look at this the portal in my hand looks like a tiny little five pound weight Gerald the great or gerald the jack whatever his name is I would literally beat that guy into a pulp right now Y 'all don't believe me that i'm ready to take on gerald the jack watch this.

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That's right I'm locking on to different targets and then when I let go the guns are ready to fire Oh, you thought that like I was talking about my muscles being guns No, my muscles literally are guns.Wait, look at this.

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I told you bro tickets to the gun show.

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Yeah Do I see a little I do see a little Gerald the Jack Oh, I've been waiting for this moment ever since he called me little guy Gerald the Jack I'm locking in on you.Oh, you're a big target, buddy.You're a big, big target.get ready to face defeat Gerald you buy tickets.

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7:49

Oh to what?I got Joe.

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Oh Shoot.Okay.

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Hold on Gerald.That was really wait.

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That was very unepic of me. I'm so sorry.So sorry weak What do you mean weak Gerald now listen Gerald we can talk about this.Please have mercy on me You want to see my strength buddy?Let me show you.No, no, no.No, I don't I don't actually oh, whoa.

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What do you mean by that?What do you mean by that?Okay, just don't hurt me Remember, it was just a pro you're doing push -ups.All right, let's see it.Okay, okay Okay, so maybe the ground shakes when Gerald does a push -up, which is pretty impressive Yeah, but anybody can make the ground shake with a push -up check my coordinates check my what is this some kind of prank?I take it's the gun show.

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Okay.I'm checking my coordinates right now.What about it?My why is going down?My why is going down by thousands of blocks.

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Are you moving the earth every time you do push -ups?He's moving the earth every time he does a push -up Try to catch up, bud.Yeah, well, I'm gonna get strong enough that I can pull the earth up.

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Gerald always makes things so awkward.Let's just go to the store, let's upgrade.We can now afford the Lucky Protein Shake, and they're only 5 ,000, so I'm thinking we buy a few of these bad boys.I think I got my mom's credit card.Ka -ching!Ka -chong!

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Ka -donga!Ka -blam!Ooh, dude, look at this.There's a couple of different things you can see in here.Like, one of them is a cool villager.That might be poop or a football.

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We're about to experience something that I don't know if we're ready for, but...It's our only chance of beating Gerald.Okay.So let's see.How do we how do we do this thing?Oh, oh, oh, I'm shaking it.

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Okay.What are we gonna get here, folks?

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Fire Nation, let me know in the comments.We got a stick figure!Whatever that orange little guy is. I don't know what this is gonna do.So let's just...Ka -chugga.Um...

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Oh!

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it turned me into literally a stick figure wait.This is terrible this time Please give me something good anything, but the skinny little orange guy come on come on Hey, it's the football is that like chocolate flavored.Oh 20 kills until touchdown wait it is football look at me look at me go, bro.

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Look at me go, bro I'm coming in get out of my way.I'm going for the touchdown Let's go Oh yeah, you guys are nothing but a bunch of pigs, you know that?Come on, come on.Oh, two more.Chicken and a cow.Touchdown!

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The crowd goes wild.Oh my gosh, we got 91 ,000 XP for completing that?Are you kidding me?And we still have two protein shakes.I really don't want to get that stick figure again.That was bad.

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I need you all watching right now to please like this video so we get something good.This one I'm feeling real good about.I'm feeling so good about this one, you have no idea.What?I never saw this.I don't know what this is.

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It looks like a gold G. All my G's in the Fire Nation without further ado.I don't feel any different.I think I'm a little bit taller.Oh, wait, I'm way more than taller.Wait a second.I'm huge.

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What am I doing?I'm this big.Dude, this is new and improved.I've got like a six pack.Oh, OK.Well, I just I somehow just picked up part of the world.

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And i'm going to angrily throw it at that sheep for not inviting me to his birthday party But you get and this guy because he's been horsing around Dude, we're literally just picking up pieces of the earth.What if I throw it directly above me like oh We have enough xp to upgrade to the next item.Oh, yeah.The next item is the luxury gym Oh, i've been looking forward to this oneI'm about to get swole.All right, I have no idea what this is gonna do, so let's get ready to be frosty.

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Okay.Why did I just get teleported to the back rooms?Stop trolling Caleb.Who the heck is Caleb?

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What is that guy?Is he like the manager of the back rooms?Oh, he's the manager of the gym.

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You look rich, but you kind of look like an FBI agent, like a special agent.They're punching, like these are golden punching bags.They have emerald flooring and netherite blocks that outline the emerald flooring.That's just how wealthy these guys are.Meanwhile, this guy over here is looking at this.Oh, these are the different weights.

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Wait, kilograms?These are freedom units?I actually even have a rock climbing wall.What is this?Wait a second.There's a treadmill room?

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It costs a thousand XP.Okay, guess what?I have over a thousand XP.I'm pretty wealthy when it comes to the XP department.Watch this.Ooh, ooh -hoo!

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Whoa, what the heck?This thing is amazing.I'll be Gerald Size in no time.Wait, did his legs just get that big from using this tiny little treadmill?Okay, let me just figure out how to use this thing.You know, it's been a long time since I've ran, all right?

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Let's just do a little...Oh!

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Oh, look at that XP!Look at it!I'm climbing!Oh, my legs are getting bigger!My legs are getting bigger!Oh, they're getting massive.

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Bam!

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Listen, everybody in the comments, please refer to me as Preston Legs.No longer Preston Blaze.Dude, I'm so big with my legs.Like, look at this.My legs won't even fit through the door anymore.There's a benching room?

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So we can get massive arms and a big chest?It's 20 ,000 XP.We have to buy it.I mean, we actually have to.I'm just...I'm so big, I could barely press it.

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Oh my gosh.Are we going to be able tofor this right now?Like, I don't know if our arms are big enough for this bench press, but we gotta try it.

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But we're not strong enough.That bench was way too big.

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Okay, so how do we get strong enough to lift this bench?If we're gonna beat Gerald, we need to have a big upper body, guys.What is gonna help us in the gym shop?We have to have a strong enough upper body that we can lift.Okay, I mean, you could get the gun show, but even those biceps, I don't think are big enough.I think the only thing that we could get is probably the protein shake.

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Remember the golden G that we got on the protein shake?That, I think, will help us be strong enough so we can go lift the bench press and then be bigger than Gerald.Alright, we're back in the gym.What we need, remember, we need the golden G. If we get the golden G, we'll have enough upper body strength so we can lift this bench and get huge.

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First try, I didn't even need to buy the other ones.First try, are you kidding me?Preston, you beautiful, beautiful man.Let's drink this up.

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14:32

Ooh, now we're looking big.Okay, now we can lift this bitch.Oh yeah, oh my gosh.Are you seeing this?Are you seeing this?Look at this.

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Look at this bitch go up and down.Oh my gosh, the perfect reps and we're done.That was like a thousand.

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Oh my gosh, bro.I'm literally out of the gym.

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This is literally me. I'm so big the gym can't even hold me.Alright, here's what we're gonna do.I'm gonna destroy the gym so Gerald can't come here and work out anymore.That's the big brain play.And every time we destroy stuff too, we're getting so much XP, man.Alright, so don't forget, we are trying to get a million XP so we can get the legendary Giga Chad, but in the meantime, we do have enough money to get Jackzilla.

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And I think that this, okay, I think that thisneed this.And that also reminds me, by the way, the next time you're at the store, that's right, we have toys at Target and soon to be Walmart, like this Plug Player.It lights up.Our mystery surprise box.That's me on the box, by the way.

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And finally, our mystery plushies.You can collect all six of them.I have Bloxton.This is one of them on my microphone.His name is Bloxton.Say hello.

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OK, thank you.The Godzilla movies are amazing and I now get to become Godzilla.Oh my gosh.Okay.How do I now?What do I do now?

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Oh It's a giant laser I'm spitting hot fire right now boys.

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Oh my gosh, dude if Gerald was here right now We would literally obliterate him like a potato.Oh, wait a second stomping Gerald Are you gonna be right behind me when I look over here?Oh bro, okay, if I one -shot Gerald with this laser beam you have to subscribe be prepared to witness greatness in three two and one Let's get it boys Gerald how you like me now look at him.He's taking damage.He's taking damage This is the first time we've managed to damage Jack Gerald.Oh, no, but it's not enough.

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It's not enough We need more damage.Ha ha ha ha What do you mean?Why are you laughing, bro?I'm still damaging you.You thought it would be that easy, buddy?It wasn't that easy to become a literal Godzilla.

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Watch this.What do you mean, watch this?What are you doing?What is that?Hey, don't drink that.Okay.

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Okay, cool.

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So you have a protein shake, so do I. Yeah, you're, oh no.What?What type of protein shake are you drinking?Because mine didn't make me that big, you monster.Dude had a protein shake so good.

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Like there was so much protein in there, he became literally 10 times bigger.size and stepped on me Oh, no, that's not even the worst of it.I've got reset to zero XP.

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I lost all of my items All I have is my shop portal.That's it.You let me down Jack Zilla.

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I can't do anything It's over.What do I do?What do I do now?Huh Fire Nation?What am I supposed to do?It's just Listen, whatever that sound is, be quiet.

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I'm trying to wallow in self -pity right now.Okay, for real, can you at least let me be in pity quietly?Is there something behind these doors?How the heck do I even get - What?Noob?Bro, why does noob look like an actual anime character?

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You wanna work out with me?Noob, I don't think I've ever wanted to work out with you until this very moment.Like, you look good.Whatever routine you're on, get me on that.Oh my gosh, noob.Wait, this is like a legit gym.

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This is to defeat Gerald.We can't stop.I'm making progress.

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We're making progress.The legs are looking good.The legs are looking good.Okay, Noob says it's time to bench.Noob, last time I tried to bench, seriously, I actually died.Okay, let's bench.

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Noob, I'm squeezing.I think I'm at my last rep. Noob, I can't do anymore.My muscles are screaming and crying in pain.Oh, but it was so worth it.It's so worth it.Look at how big we've gotten.

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Wait, even though my muscles might have just exploded, that's okay, because look at this.

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We just got XP.Nice job, bro.I don't like you talking to me like you're the main character, okay?I'm still the main character, noob.Let's not forget that.Let's not forget that.

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Where are you going?What?

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Oh, sir?

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Oh, bro, stop.Really?Digging straight down into lava with those muscles?

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Some things never change.But we do have enough XP to purchase the one, the only, drummeth, rolleth, please, bup, bup, bup, bup, legendary Giga Chad.And I guess if you want to, you can, you know, Fire Nation, noob the goat in the comments or whatever like that, because he kind of did help us get our XP, but he also did kind of also die.Let's become Giga Chad.Oh, dude, even just holding him in my inventory.I feel like I just came home from the toy store with the coolest action figure ever.

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I was worried about damaging this shop, but honestly, we bought everything here.So let's just yeet him and spagheet him.Oh, oh, where are we?Wait, are we in space?What the?What is?

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Wait, why is Gerald so small?Wait, he's not small.That's literally the Earth.I'm just freaking massive.That's what's happening here.Look at him.

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Gerald says, I'm so strong, I'm going to destroy the Earth.Look at you down there.Now who's the little man, huh?

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What am I?I'm a big man. I'll show you exactly what I am, buddy.I'll show you exactly what I am.Any last words, Gerald?I think it's time to take out Gerald.

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Behold my cosmic power, Gerald.We freaking did it!Oh, the Jack, Gerald the Jack Villager has fallen to his death.We did it!

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Please, click either one of these videos.

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Stay beautiful, God bless you.Editor, cue the outro music, but this time, with more muscle.

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