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I Explored the World's Largest Minecraft Server

I Explored the World's Largest Minecraft Server

Wemmbu

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Attention Wenpu, on behalf of the true king of the unstable SMP, Arachnid, I summon you to join us in the caves.

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No.

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This is a direct order from the king, you cannot refuse- This is the unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server. Home to some of the largest builds and civilizations in all of Minecraft, and with tens of thousands of players on at any given moment, there's always an adventure here to be had. But, with every player only having one life, there's danger lurking around every corner. In a world like this, the strong rule, and the weak are forced to work together and form

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civilizations just to survive. I've been a part of these civilizations myself before, growing them into massive empires and fighting countless battles. But this story starts with much more humble beginnings, when I was working on my new base and I ran out of building blocks. That's good enough for now I guess. After blowing up those annoying players at my doorstep, I had run out of Verdant Froglites, which as the name implies, comes from frogs. Normally in Minecraft, they're incredibly easy to get.

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But since there's always so many players online in the unstable SMP, mobs rarely spawn, meaning that I'll have to purchase more off of another player. So I gathered my equipment and set off for a village located not too far from my base. I'm one of the few players strong enough on the server to have an Elytra, which allows me to travel incredibly quickly. However, firework rockets are very expensive, so I decided to just travel to the village by foot.

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Like, why does this path like, wind? Like, we could just do a straight line, but instead instead we're winding around with it, you know, whatever.

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Yeah, can I be let in?

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Thank you, bro. I made my way through the village, to a store that sells tons of blocks from all over the server. And by using some sets of equipment that I got from a previous battle, I was able to purchase all of the blocks that I needed. However, while waiting for the merchant to get them ready for me, another faction of players were on their way to the village. Oh, we got the OP building blocks. I don't, dude, I don't know what to do with these blocks, bro.

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Have fun, man. Don't worry. They work really well with Oak wood. Dude, I don't know anything about building pallets or, you know, thank you, man. Thank

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you, bro What do you think you are

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I'm the guy that has a much better army than you do so you should be giving me all your bread and blocks now

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I don't think so

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You don't think so. You don't think so. You don't think okay guys, okay How about this if you don't give us all the bread and all the blocks? I'm gonna start blowing up every single house in your civilization, bro, so you better start coughing it up.

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Yeah, and we'd stand proud and tall as the Wheat Kingdom.

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Oh, as the Wheat Kingdom. Okay, buddy. Listen, give me the bread now or you're gonna suffer. Okay, everything's gonna get blown up. Yo, you should get out of here, youngie. Oh. Well, I do agree about your sentiment of of them bracing their entire branding about about wheat

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Well, you're with the wheat people. Well, okay I don't know if I'm with them per se but I buy blocks from them So I'd rather if you you didn't blow up their entire civilization. I need the blocks for the kingdom So I mean that's really not my problem. So you might want to get out of here, buddy I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.

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I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.

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Okay, I don't dude, I don't I don't need your bread. Okay.

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Well, I I don't know why he okay. No, you don't have to be giving this.

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Okay.

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I got I I don't need you guys the items. It's like I don't need to fill my inventory with wheat and stuff. I don't want your okay. Is it actually just let him kill you guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey PPR on your team. Why didn't you just have him like, I don't know, train you up to be able to defend yourself?

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Well, he did train me, but he had a mace and that was the most important piece of like guarding our civilization.

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That makes sense. Yeah, you see maces are incredibly powerful, but also very rare I'm in possession of two of them Which is why I was able to intimidate those players from earlier so easily. When explained that their guardian only told one other player on the server where the tomb is, a player named Lord Sir Wesley the Third. There's actually one happening right now if you manage to get over there really quickly. Okay. Wait, when did- oh. So wait, when does this festival like end?

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Really soon. Like within a couple hours.

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Oh, okay. I'll fly over there then. Alright, uh, yeah, I'll be back. I'll get you this mace. I might keep it for myself. We'll see.

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I- uh, what?

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You see, mas are incredibly valuable. If I'm about to go through all of this trouble to find a tomb, I don't know if I want to give it back to this guy for free. But for now, I made my way to the festival.

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It's a netherite player.

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Okay, well, I'd assume the netherite player is the famous PVP here.

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You don't even know what to do.

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Whatever machine is there?

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Are you Lord Sir Wesley the third?

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Well, who do you think I am? This is my knight.

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Well, okay, you're what?

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Why the third? Like, are you like the third of your sorry? Dang, these guys just really did not want to

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Okay

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Yo, chill bro. I need to talk to you. All right. All right. What's your man? All right Yeah, so I talked to these like wheat farmers or something and they had this like guardian who hit a quit the server Hit a mace somewhere supposedly, you know where this mace could be I kind of need to find it

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Ah, yes could be I kind of need to find it ah yes I know exactly what you're talking

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about okay well great well dude your horse is really just like hey get out

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the way I mean I could tell you what a maces well I have a proposition for you

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yep okay yeah why would things be easy?

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You see, I do know where this mace is, but I would love the opportunity to fight the legendary Wemboo, and I'll only tell you if you defeat me in a team fight.

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In a team fight?

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Yes, a team fight. You don't know what that is?

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I mean, I know like what generally is that like a thing?

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I mean, yes, it is a thing, but basically I want to do a non lethal 4v4 between two teams, alright? Now that's what a team fight is.

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Okay, I mean a 4v4, I mean I can just 1v4 you and whoever you want to fight with, I'll probably win anyways. So now we'll do a team fight. I'm not I'm not doing no one before.

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I want an honorable battle.

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OK, well, I only have I don't have anyone, so I can just like one before you. I they are honorable or not. It doesn't really matter.

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So I'll win. So.

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No, no, no, no, no, if you want to know where the team is, I need you to get a team and I'll have to defeat you like that. Also, the festival ends in like an hour, so you better hurry up with the curtain.

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I'm not kidding you, but I get to work.

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Oh, my God. OK, fine.

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I'll go find three people.

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I flew back to my base to recruit the first player to my team. We had this perfectly good tree that someone made and abandoned. And then just like, why do we have this like stone structure now? I was looking for a legendary warrior,

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a true master of Minecraft combat.

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Yo.

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Yo, do it get there

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Hello hi dude, why didn't you take the entrance?

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I'm not walking through this like labyrinth of a tunnel to get in your base. It's not a labyrinth This is just it's literally doesn't go any whatever. Okay, we don't have time for this. We don't have this We don't okay. Basically, there's this like mace. You do stop stop stop

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Stop. I already know the situation that you don't need to repeat your supplications to me

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Well, how do you know what the situation you weren't there for any of this? Look what you're standing on What it's my eye I see all but I unfortunately cannot eat your requests to me why be study no bro all right um so over if you're fighting with me now in darkness brah I'll give you a stab shot if you help me

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like you'll give me one of your stab shots Dude, with great power comes great responsibility.

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Okay. I think I'm ready.

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Tell me what you need.

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All right, well, that's two people. So we just need two more to fight. I went through a mental list of a bunch of people that I know on the server, but all of them would either take too long to recruit recruit or I had no idea where they were. All aside from one, a powerful player named Jaden Man, also known as the King of the Pirates.

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So it was agreed that Egg would go recruit Jaden and I would try and find a fourth and final player. Yeah, meet me back at the festival. I'm gonna go try and recruit one more person. Wait, so why do I need to recruit Jaden? Oh, so we can have enough people to do that.

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Didn't you say your eyes sees all and that you know what's going on?

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Yeah, you're right. I see where Jaden is right now. I'm going to go recruit him.

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What? OK, but do you actually know where we're meeting? Because we need to meet in Merchant City or at the festival here. Every single time you tell me me a location, I'm always there on time, bro. I got this. I actually can't hear you. Okay. Can I get out of this hole, please? Thank you. Yo, hello.

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Does anyone want to fight on my team or something? Hello. I need someone to help me fight in a team fight.

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Hi.

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Who are you? This player didn't have a microphone, but I didn't really have another choice. All right, yeah, you can be our fourth fighter. All right, thank you.

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Thank you, bro.

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Dude, they're taking their sweet time. We're gonna run out of time. Yo, hurry, bro, hurry! No, stop yapping.

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Hurry, bro!

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Yo, what's good, Gene?

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Hurry, what?

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What do you mean, bro?

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We made it early.

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What do you mean we made it? We got like, hurry, bro.

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Hurry for what?

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Did Egg not explain?

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No.

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Well, Egg, I thought you said you knew what was going on.

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Yeah, we're getting firework rockets for you, right?

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What? Is that what we were doing? before battle Dude, that's why you were creating and I was like, I guess Jaden could help us get rocket. We don't got time for this, bro

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Oh my god

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Wait, who's fighting us versus a Lord? Sir. Wesley the third wait does us include me? Yes

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No, I'm not ready

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Do the helmet egg? Who is Sir Wesley? Who is this guy?

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I don't know!

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Wait, protect, protector Walter? Is this some guy

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I just found on the street, bro? Because we need four players to

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qualify. What are we fighting for?

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I thought you said you knew this!

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I'm actually really happy that we brought Jayden here, like I thought we were just getting firework rockets.

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Put on a helmet, though. Yeah, wait, can we get a helmet for you? Oh yeah, sorry, I wasn't gonna find any money. I'm ready, I'm ready.

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And after waiting for a bit, the gates opened, and we headed into the arena to listen to the rules of the team fight. Essentially, each side has four players, one of which being the team leader. Everyone gets a totem of undying, and when you lose your totem of undying you're eliminated But if a team leader gets eliminated then their entire team instantly loses as well as there were a few banned fighting styles

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There's no a lighters No excessive griefing slash attacks

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Basically, they banned all of my strongest weapons meaning I would actually have to work with my team as well as there was a small Problem we get like a timeout real quick. Was that the God of War?

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I'm shaking in fear. Oh, this guy's actually shaking in fear. We're both shaking in fear.

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OK, OK, guys, so their team is definitely stronger than ours. However, if we can just pop Lord Sir Wesley III's totem, like what are the... Yo, where is he go?

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Bro!

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Dude, we lost one of our fighters. Dude, he just, he failed the charisma saving throw, bro.

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I managed to succeed.

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Wait.

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Dude, I think God of War is more intimidated. Yo, one of my fighters just like left. Is that fine?

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No, absolutely not. You need to find someone in the next one minute. Otherwise you disqualified.

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What? Al- Yo, can one of you guys help fight? Let's assess them. Let's assess them. The God of War cannot be that- Who are-

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I'll fight for one deal.

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Dude, I think Rape Mag 3 is ready. Dude, we got this suspicious invisible guy.

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Oh, word.

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Alright, sure, bro. Alright, let's do it. I don't whatever everyone just got full nether right now. Like except me. Yeah. Wait, who is this guy?

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Brutty pops out fully fitted out with trims like hello?

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Nah man.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Okay. Let's try it guys. All right. So I don't know how good you are. We're just going to assume you're bad. All right, I'm sorry But even if we like 3v1 God of War that's still gonna be annoying even if cuz I don't have a light your mace or anything Or I think we should just focus Lord. Sir. Wesley the third because if we pop him we we ought to win All right, dude, I'm gonna make a contingency plan. Hold on. No, no, no, no, we're supposed to be

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We're going I guess we're wait pot up on a pot up on a pot wait someone here pop pop with me pause me pause Everyone get that I got it. I got one second of strength. I'm ready Wait, I get junk box egg

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Why are you here? Didn't you already run away from me? I'm ready to fight bro Bro I'm ready I'm already dead

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Ay bro!

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Ay bro! Run run run

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Just get out of the fight Yo, Fredo he's out already You don't have to kill him

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Get out of the battle egg

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This is very simple reach

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My god, yeah that maces try I will defeat the legendary one base

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It is worse

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Nice nice nice. I've got my stop it from getting my blocks and wheat bro. Kill him now. Oh, that's what

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Yeah, you suck buddy, all right

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His abilities to not be allowed

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It's against the rules

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Wait young he's out young he's out. Are you serious young? Are you serious? Young, are you serious? They both have probably didn't get it back up.

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When they face me in combat.

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No, I don't.

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I'm good, bro.

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I'm really I'm really actually good. It's actually chill. Dude I can't follow up because I don't have an elytra. So lame. He's low he's low he's low he's low! Oh my god.

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No I'm not

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Please just write the GDGDD me face go for me school for me

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Yeah, I know, I figured. Oh my God.

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Don't worry, I'll let an arrow sink.

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Don't you dare.

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Yeah, go to war.

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I'm quite in the pickle now. No, no, no, no, no.

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Help me, help me,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think they realized. Well, I am a man of my word. Behold the castle at the wheat village.

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There's a path. It's not made of gravel or anything. It's just the absence of trees. If you follow it there for long enough, you'll find a blue cornflower, which you need to break.

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Uh, okay.

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That's all.

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How does the blue cornflower lead to a mace?

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I have no idea. That's just what I was told. Okay.

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Cheater!

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I don't know what Egg told you, so good luck with whatever you're doing.

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Oh. Alright.

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Ha ha ha!

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Yo Egg bro, we got a quest. How long are these fields?

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Oh my God.

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Bro, it's even, it even covers my entire render distance. Should I just, you really just drop a nuke on this field? I feel like that'd be really satisfying to watch.

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Genuine ballistic test.

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All right, hold a shield behind you how much damage that do to you like about two hearts I have like blast protection armor on right now oh okay cuz you throw around nukes all the time.

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I guess that's fair.

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Like you're the biggest threat to my life probably when we're fighting. Hey, why are you just, wait, why are we doing this?

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Just go on the path.

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We blew up this field not 30 seconds ago, but the path is what we need to go on.

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Well, it's also just faster.

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It's actually not. Plus, the path is more of the scenic route anyways. Oh my God. Okay. All right. So the guy said that in their castle, like behind their castle is where a path starts to the tomb.

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Um, I don't know how they wouldn't have like noticed this. So we're just going to like waltz into their castle I think seriously like guards for absolutely no reason I think about our business here okay we need to get to the back of the castle I don't think it's anyone in here right now

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wait where did you go oh my god come up come up come up the castle brother up there I didn't know what stairs you were the third Way a spiral staircase, where do you think it leads?

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Okay, there is no pathway behind the castle. What like this dude was just complete. Yo, I think we got scammed. Who is we? me and you What oh you And that looks like a clearing in the trees. Do you see this? Let me see. Let me see. Where? There.

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I think I see what you're laying down.

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Oh, we're gonna take a sweet merry time to get down. Okay, so it should... Yeah, like this feels like a suspicious like clearing, you know I mean like this isn't like I don't I don't think this is possible unless someone cut down these trees It's kind of like in a path

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The more we don't go down this path the more and probably comes with this is naturally generated

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Yeah, this is also like a really big forest. I feel like no

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like oh It's a house Yeah, this is also like a really big forest I feel like now. Like...

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Oh, there's a house!

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I doubt it really depends on the house.

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Wait, there's a house, there's a house. This looks like a really nice tomb though. Like, this is really peaceful and quaint. Wait, let me go in first in case there's traps.

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You just want to investigate it before...

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, PvP gear. Awesome. traps you just want to investigate it before me okay uh oh pvp gear awesome oh and a book just my alley wait netherite are you greedy bro you just took everything you genuinely took everything all right bro you're in full netherite why are you gonna be upset when i get a little bit of my

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plate oh wait hold on the book hold on It's silence because I'm locking in. This actually is lore.

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All right, my bad, bro.

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Just give me a few seconds.

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Okay.

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To blutter through the pages.

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How many pages are there?

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Dude, I actually don't even know if you can read. What, what, what do you mean I can read? to and that like all of it's just ultimately getting boring for this old PVPer. Because of that, because of how stale it gets, they kind of see like things that actually make someone powerful like, you know, your mace or something like that, just saying. How that sort of stuff, it could become a curse almost because it just makes it sort of more boring and less interesting.

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I mean, ultimately the book kind of ends up with sort of the old PewDiePie like declaring his relinquishment of the mace.

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Oh, so it's the dude who made the tomb. Oh, so this is the dude that quit. Oh, alright. It's all connected. Everything is connected. Interconnected.

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Sorry. Okay, but watch out because there's a few tests and defenses in here. I mean, he mentions that he wants to make sure that whoever inherits it

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understands the full merits of sort of passing through all the tribulations of attaining this sort of what he calls tools of war. What happened?

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Oh my ears! Oh my god, my eardrum almost exploded. What? That was so loud

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Wait, so why don't go all them up again? Because they were about to ambush us

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Like how do you know they were about to ambush us? I heard their footsteps. But like, we could have solved it any other way besides like leaving this big crater now.

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We blew up the wheat field not five minutes ago for a demolition test. But now you're upset about-

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That was different.

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That was different.

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Like, that was before I read the book. What? The book from the old PvP-er, bro. What about it? Like, if we're on this path of destruction, it will only lead to invariable boredom. You're literally living proof of his testaments. You literally went invisible because you got so bored.

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I mean, I guess.

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Exactly. I do not wish to be called such a horrific fate.

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Just go get the mace. The mace in the bag.

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Actually, yeah, I could use the mace. Put the mace in the bag. Actually, yeah, I could use a mace. Maybe if I get a mace, I'll be a little less horrible.

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Was it not talking about the book about how the mace is a curse of power?

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Okay, don't worry. I won't use it. I'll simply study it, bro. Chill. So where's that?

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Wait, yeah, how do we find the path? I low-key blew everything up. Where is this?

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Now you realize, man, the most efficient way isn't always the best.

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I mean, in pursuit of efficiency, we've lost completely. No, shut up, I found the path.

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Okay.

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I was about to drop a bar too, bro. Dude, what if I keep a collection of all the insignias of all of the organizations on the server.

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I'll be well liked wherever I go. Dude, you should keep a giant wall in your base with item frames, each of the shields.

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25:51

Oh, wait, that's actually a great idea. I'm gonna commission Horace to do that next time I see him.

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Just craft some item frames and do it yourself. Dude, what even is this scenario?

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Wait, is this it

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no dude every time you make me I get hungrier and then you ridicule me for eating ridicule wait there's torches here evidence of human life we actually just don't know we're supposed to be going. Oh wait, there's a bridge.

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Oh, this is signs that we're on the right trail.

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Would you know when I genuinely hit you off the bridge?

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I would have to climb back up.

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Wait, where are you going?

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Why did you just leap off the bridge yourself?

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Is this wall weird or am I tripping?

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Oh wait, yo we're supposed to break-

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I think this is it.

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Yeah yeah yeah, we're supposed to break a blue cornflower, that's what that guy said. So I'm gonna stand a safe distance away while you do that.

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Oh okay, it's just a door.

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What are the inner workings of this door?

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And you called me the destructive one.

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It's a simple double piston system.

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I can't see, do you have any torches?

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Oh, they have light there. Wait, this is just out in the open?

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There's like a hole right there.

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Oh.

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Man, what did we do all this for? Oh.

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Nah.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't lie actually. This is too easy, I gotta fight them first. It's a good practice.

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Why did you jump?

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Oh shoot.

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Are you good?

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I'm at two hearts, bro, help!

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Wait, you're at two hearts?

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Bro, okay, run. Just back up. Oh no, they're using the vines.

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Okay, bro.

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How are they still alive? Dude, how tanky are they?

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Oh, they dropped armor. Oh, they got prop 4. Yo, I'm eating this up.

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Yo, wait.

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Wait, just give me the boots and the pants and the... Yeah, just store this.

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W, defense mechanism. I need one of these. the pants and the yeah just store this w defense mechanism zombies perhaps they're preparing us for the next trials that lay ahead of us you know I could just like blow this place up dude we're not doing that okay this is history right here history of what the server yeah okay I feel like I feel like the build of a sword in the in the cliff is probably where we're supposed to be going.

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You want me to just fly up there and...

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Just lead the way for me because I don't see that.

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Okay.

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It's too dark and likely too far away.

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Wait.

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What?

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Dude, there may be traps here. This bridge is suspiciously placed.

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There's a river. Also, I hear a warden.

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So just thought I'd bring that to your attention.

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All I hear is the beating of my heart.

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Yeah, that's the warden.

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You go first, I'm scared.

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Okay. first I'm scared okay okay

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yo bro you got across the bridge oh okay oh there's more than two can I just blow this place up bro and I can't see anything No, it's right next to you. What? Oh, oh my god Why is it glowing?

30:33

Yo, I'm sorry bro, but this is necessary.

30:38

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? What? Okay, I finally frozen the pit.

30:47

Yo, are they all gone?

30:53

There was only one ward.

30:57

No, I definitely hear more. I don't see him.

31:02

Wait, do you have a helmet?

31:03

I'm wearing one right now.

31:04

No, but like for me, it's only protection to onward I feel like this warden is gonna come to us and stab us try to carefully okay that did like nothing dude dude Dude. Dude, it's another bridge. It's another bridge. Wait, I see a sword. Yeah, I saw the sword at the start, but... Wait, it's an item bridge.

31:30

Okay, we have to blitz it, let's go.

31:31

What, what? Okay.

31:35

Watch out, there's holes in the bridge.

31:37

Wait, what if there's a trap at the bridge though?

31:38

I thought that was like imported they're gonna take advantage of our tenacity likely oh yeah I think we barely dodged it as a mace whoo finally the mace it belongs to me now dude are you actually stupid like dude that was mine okay look I appreciate you helping me at the tournament but I am gonna need that back

32:04

that's mine.

32:05

No, it's not.

32:06

Thanks for clearing out all the traps for me. You know, all of the Salby's and Arachannon's and Warden's. Didn't have to waste a single bit of armor durability.

32:15

Wow, really? You're copying me? Going in with a voice changer while invisible? I mean, how did you get up- Bro, I'm just listening. Look, it'll cost you more armor durability to fight me instead of just giving it back, so. If you're smart, you know what to pick.

32:30

Well, I didn't intend on fighting Wimby today. It looks like it was smart to save my durability.

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32:39

Right.

32:40

I didn't intend to bury a body today.

32:43

No, bro.

32:47

Egg bro, you just shot me. Why did you shoot in front of me?

32:49

Yo Egg back up he has the mace and you have no totem.

32:52

Just Egg leave the fight bro. Slow falling. Oh

33:55

Yo nice shot Oh My god, y'all I'm orbitaling this dude Okay, well you just called it out you Only we know the traps of this place. Dude, he literally watched us go through this place.

34:09

Wait, actually...

34:11

How are you not paying attention to that? Wait where is he?

34:46

Wait, he's pulling this he's pulling this. Okay, shoot him. Shoot him. It shouldn't be blowing. He's on that rock. Wait, it probably probably broke Wait, he's just hard camping the mushroom

34:55

What I Can't see anything That's pretty I See him that's pretty I see him where what he's using the invisibility to the advantage

35:09

bro I see you buddy what where he fall fall fall fall I'm an idea dude I feel

35:15

like a little fish in the sea and there's a great white shark circling

35:21

see honest he's honest he's honest he's honest maybe he'll fall to the rickety bridge. Wait, wait, no, no, no, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot him, shoot him, he's up, he's up, he's pro, he's pro, he's on the sword.

35:25

He's over here, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.

35:26

He's on the bridge now! He's on fire!

35:28

Wait, so you have to one-shot him.

35:51

You're lucky.

35:53

Oh, thanks man.

35:56

I needed that speed. Yo, Egg, you got wind charges? No, I didn't. Okay, why are we broke?

36:08

Egg Channel, please.

36:09

I broke the machine.

36:10

Why?

36:11

I was going to use that.

36:12

Okay, plan B. I fell.

36:13

What? We can repair this place

36:36

How are you not dead Just oh Why just broke your set of armor, so I'll break another one. Stop, stop, stop. You're finally giving up? There's other places I can get a base. It's not worth this trouble.

36:56

Well.

37:06

Dude, did you, did you get the mace? Wait, yeah, wait, Did you stab shot like a second time? Because I saw a second explosion.

37:10

I only stab shot once.

37:15

So you did a stab shot?

37:17

Yes I did.

37:18

Okay, that almost killed me, but whatever.

37:21

It almost killed them too.

37:24

Oh my god.

37:25

Can I get this mace though?

37:28

No.

37:29

Dude, this is my training route bro, come on.

37:33

Bro, the whole point of the quest was that we get the mace and then we give it to the guy so he can protect his village. Yo, I got this. Dude, whoa, thank you. How did you guys find this? We went on some like crazy quest to get it back. Yeah bro I hope that keeps your village safe now.

37:53

I almost died 5 times.

37:54

From those like spider people.

37:58

To repay you, I can give you both a horse. Anything you guys want in the block store is free and my men will run into battle with

38:06

You okay? We don't need to Plus forget what we sell they sell like building. It's pretty good All right well, thank you, bro. I'll be reading a box or then I'll be funding. Thank you so much Let's get our horses

38:23

Yeah, I'm kind curious. Maybe I'll get like a cool donkey.

38:26

Thank you.

38:27

Oh yeah, by the way, we blew up your wheat field.

38:29

Sorry.

38:30

But it was an accident that happened before we read the book of enlightenment.

38:33

Wait a sec. If we're going by the book, didn't we just like curse this dude? How so cuz like he considered a mace to be a curse and he was like cursed with our Why why is this horse genuinely like what I literally this it wait. No, no, hold on This is genuinely gotta be the slowest horse in the entire game Whatever. Let's go. I'm testing my horses right now. Can we go I won't work on my house

39:13

Why are you genuinely like twice I see yeah, let's do got the oldest horse burger got on horse Who's for Don? Is that the guy from Elden Ring?

39:33

Yes, dude. This horse is like old really learned gravity magic If you enjoyed this video, consider subscribing so you don't miss the next adventure. Also, if you want the full story of the Unstable SMP, consider checking out some of the other players that upload videos on the server. players that upload videos on the server. You won't regret it. Peace.

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