I Finally Beat Him

Alright, you're not the best player in the world, but you're the best 1v1er on Xbox.

Heh. You'll see soon.

You're the best 1v1er on Xbox.

You'll see soon. I am the best player in the world.

You're not the best. You don't know any pro strats. You can't be the best if you don't know any strats, bro.

You've never played me in a 5v5. You've never played me in a 5v5, I'll prove myself.

Oh you gotta know.

Are you gonna try to go pro when you get 18th quarter? Are you gonna try to go pro?

I mean, I need to buy PC first.

Came from TikTok, I'm disappointed in your stream. What?

At the sub bro Put me on my worst man

I just don't understand.

I'm so much better than you.

he play what does he play plays this

yo how are your stats always so bad you're a joke oh happy happy wednesday to you too bro i i mean can you hear this guy try to be nice to me. Yo chat this guy is so mean to me off stream You should see how mean he is to me off stream loser This guy like

Bullies me off chat. I'm like the nicest guy ever to him I met him once in real life and he stuffed me into a locker Bro squirtle the thing is people are gonna believe that now bro I've never thrown into it no I did it bro I was like oh my gosh she's him a big fan I was like oh my god she's him a big fan he's like shut the hell up nerd. I did not do that

I'm very kind I did not do that. I

Mean we can just like bring it up to the capo. We see who they believe You have a history of being rude a history I don't like

Like,

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

This map is so bad. Lock in, buddy.

Lock in, buddy.

All right, all right, all right, chat.

What should I ban? What should I ban? 1v1 I say any map but border right or wrong bro I don't give a flying fadoodle cake bro you wanted to 1v1 me so I want to play you on a map we don't play let's play in border bro please one time so weird squirtle it's 1v1 bro you could easily win it's a tie game squirtle you're probably lost you didn't lose bro don't try mind games bro don't try to mind game me bro I'm gonna try my absolute balls off because every time I play you I lose

Every time I play you I lose I need to win once bro. Please god. I need to win once

Bro, if you beat me bro, never invite me ever again Then just like just like never even bring up my name again, bro Or i'll sue you like I don't want anything to deal with you ever again if I lose like no troll

If I losing to you is like such an embarrassment

It's like not even funny like I used to like have to try I don't have to try to be wrong Hi guys add a 10 second delay just so if he tries to stream slamming he can't I want to just beat him once in my life bro.

Please bro.

I haven't beat this kid in like literally two years. I have not beat him in two years bro.

Fuck.

Are you hurt?

Be honest.

Like did I hit you?

Uh, you did not hit me once.

I think I saw blood pop out.

That was you. you did not hit me once I think I saw blood pop out.

That was you.

You located the bomb. Alright, we should get hats made so bad.

of I hate this map bro. This map is so dead. I need to be in a place god! oh this map is so dead i need to beat him please god just let me beat him one time

okay well pause this is gonna go what's he gonna go he's gonna go yeah yeah this this this this this

this this this this this okay okay okay okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Mmm, good ban. I've actually been playing Mozzie a lot lately. Okay. I like Mozzie because it makes it hard for you to drone, buddy.

Alright, alright, let me think, chat.

What should I do now? This is where it gets really, really interesting, bro. What should I do right now? What do we think?

Oh my lord bro. Why did Jinxy just send me $500? Yeah right.

Bro squirtle lock in bro. This is so close dude. Come on chat please. We got a lot of game left bro. I gotta win five more rounds. Bro please let me win. Please just once. Chat mute's not good on border because it's just long-range row. It's too much long-range hallways. I can't shotgun him He's gonna like hop inside and then hold me Secure the bomb moots not good on border trust like at all. I Mean it isn't a 5v5 but not in a 1v1. I'm actually gonna play like so cringe.

Like you see how I'm playing? This is just cringe.

10 seconds.

Thorn would be good? Yeah, squirtle's not gonna die to a thorn bro.

Down to 5 seconds. Bomb location compromised.

You don't know my op! Bomb seconds bomb location you don't know my up

squirtle why'd you go quiet are you really locked now

demos with mates, huh?

Thanks for letting me ping you, buddy. Welcome to the round.

This is how you die. I just don't understand how your aim is so good. I don't get it. What I mean I died instantly peeking instantly. Oh My god

Yeah, you don't like droning that much that's why you play solid snake and demos, huh, you like droning that much. That's why you play Solid Snake and Deimos, huh? You don't like droning. Interesting.

Well, Deimos, I, wait, that's just, what am I doing? I said I just panned third by you.

Oh no, that's your last ban.

I just clicked on thing random.

Bro, you don't like, I'm kind of figuring you out a little bit. You like to play like Yeah, you know why I play demos With knowing where yeah, yeah, it's a little kid you like to drones world You like to just read thing and let your operator do all the thinking bro. I see I see it I see it and then you rely on your aim bro, but then again

He didn't ban mew so couldn't I just go Mew and just win?

I didn't rely on my aim.

I beat Bolo without using my Game Sense, buddy bro. I didn't use my gun skill, because I can't. Okay? I know how to adapt to everyone.

I know how to adapt against everyone.

I don't need to drone against you. So I can just ping you without droning?

Uh-oh, my drone got away, Squirtle!

Shut up!

My drone is gone!

You're li with this. Dad, he literally banned Thermite. What a bad ban, squirt.

Bad ban, squirt.

I didn't mean to, bro. Stop bullying me!

I just said it was a bad ban, bro. You can take a chill pill.

Bro! What a fat loser.

Okay. Bro. What a fat loser.

This is actually the closest I've been in a while and it's pretty sad because it's only 2-2. Normally it's like 3-1. I'm actually really gonna try this game.

Yo, Squirtle, how long how long you been playing, uh, Aruni for, bro? I Can't flank there. Can't even use those tiles anymore. You're gonna of cooked. Such a good nomad by me. The rock is to wrap every time I ride.

15 seconds remaining.

Oh, we're eliminated.

First you out of the closet.

I mean, come on.

Wasn't even in the closet ever, bro.

GET SHIT ON! YES!

Oh my god, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.

MOM!

MOM, I'M GONNA FINALLY BEAT SQUIRTLE, MOM! Oh my god. I've literally told my mom about you, bro. I told my mom about you bro. I told my mom about you bro. How I just can't beat you bro But today that shit changes bro Today that shit changes

Come on. Okay. Okay. What should I ban? What should I ban? Probably Deimos. Yeah, probably Deimos. Oh my god, oh he banned Mute but doesn't matter cuz I'm not gonna play me anyways cuz Deimos is off the board Okay. All right. Should I go up or down chat? What are we thinking? Oh My god, this is actually so fucking close, okay, okay, okay. I Think this operator is so good to just get a cheesy kill, but I could definitely get a cheesy kill with this guy Also, he can't do that no droning bullshit anymore

This is such a smart operator Shadow play so well, I'm playing so good. Come on I'm going to Tarpon Springs this week, Jinxy. I'm just checking in. Hey, bro. Appreciate you for checking it in, man.

You're not even from Tarpon Springs, bro.

I was born in Tarpon Springs, bro.

I was born.

Really? Because I knew where your first house was. So, I mean...

Okay.

Hey, Squirtle. You got a game to win, buddy.

You got a game to win buddy, you got a game to win! No no, cause this whole thing about you being from Tar Pits Springs is a lie!

I RUN! TAR PITS SPRINGS! I RUN THAT SHIT!

You saved my drone cause I saw you use a Vigil scan in the first 5 seconds of the

round.

That's fine, I'm still gonna boss G.U. in the stomach. I mean the bossy shit.

All friendlies were eliminated.

Of course you're like positioned in between two metal poles.

Fuck we got a ball game on our hands chat. Two metal poles.

Fuck, we got a ball game on our hands, chat. We got an actual fucking ball game on our hands, bro. We got a ball game on our hands, three, three.

All right, let me think.

This operator's broken, this operator's broken, this operator's broken. He's gonna go something to counter this, so I should probably go like this.

But I don't know though chat

what a game what a game three three wow what a game what a game closest we've been in a while squirtle getting nervous maybe the unk still got one more minute

of pressure is a privilege let's Pressure is a privilege, let's go. Pressure is a privilege, let's go.

Actually a great quote, Squirtle. Squirtle, you're a smart kid, bro. You're smart for your age, dude. Think you could go far in life, Squirtle. That's a great quote.

Nope, not at all.

Huh?

I'm not failure so it's just all we gotta talk about Yeah, but squirtle you're still gonna go far in life, bro. You got you got smart kid, bro. You got drive to

Everyone hates on me for a reason bro. Nobody likes me. Nobody likes me

You okay squirtle?

You found a bomb. Make your way to its location to defuse it.

Everyone thinks I'm an annoying piece of crap, bro. Nobody likes me. And I guess I know I am annoying, I just talk a lot. But I gotta prove everyone wrong.

Squirtle, bro I think you're just misunderstood Squirtle I feel like you you're misunderstood I don't think you're a villain Squirtle You knew I was gonna do it and I knew you were gonna do it. I should always be... What what you're aiming like that how are you aiming like that how are you aiming like that I should have flashed then just stuck the plant no I should have this is for all the people that hate me this is for all

the people that hate me chat if I would have put a nomad on the metal desk he could never get to the bomb without hitting it.

I love my haters bro. I love my haters. Let's go. I love my haters.

Okay, 4-3.

Alright, alright, alright.

Let's lock in.

If I had no haters I wouldn't be here bro. Go.

Ooh, I don't know what to play.

I actually don't know what op to play, chat. I'm actually stuck now. Um...

Any ideas, chat? Any ideas?

He plays a different op every round, bro.

This could be nasty.

It just fuels me when I'm in a Jinx-y video and everybody's saying how they clicked off in the first minute cause they hate me. drive that I love that bro I hate just being annoying to everybody bro that drives me. Let's go Come on

Go. Wow, that was lucky as hell. All enemies were eliminated.

Blessed as hell.

Just shoot him.

Alright.

Bro, I just don't have time to reinforce. How'd you know I was downstairs? How'd you even know I was down there? I hid the whole drone face.

Because I checked armory.

How'd that make sense?

Oh no.

Then I heard you and I had my drone blue desk and I heard you barricade the teller's window

so I knew the whole lobby side was clear.

Bro, all I had to do was just talk on that rotation hole by the window cuz you can't break in with a doka Bdm are I don't know what I'm doing. Oh my god. I don't even know why I'm I'm gonna be there I at least need to be trying to wall bang, bro. Oh My god, I fucking sold this again Why do I always fuck this up? Holy shit, bro. Why do I always fuck this shit up?

I don't understand.

You don't have the mindset like me though that's the thing bro. Every time I've lost I've came back 50 times better. Right or wrong? Lost to Richie 7-2. Came back and destroyed it. You might think oh I get humbled after my losses bro.

I get 50 times better. There ain't no like thing about it. I get humbled after my losses, bro. I get 50 times better

There ain't no like thing about it. I get better after my losses, bro 50 nobody can shot me now

I

go You're a failure. You just live in excuses about how you can never beat me. I lost to Stompin' before and again and again. I didn't make excuses, I wasn't crying like a little baby how I couldn't beat him. I shut the hell up and beat him. That's what I did.

death of death of death of death For eliminated, oh my god, my heart is actually beating bro. Let's go

If I would let it swing me I would have died I had to reswing at the end there if I would have kept walking back Cuz people Spanish is so stupid in this game.

Oh my God.

Holy fucking shit, bro. Holy fucking shit.

This is actually such a game. Okay. Four to five. First time beating Squirtle in two years, potentially. I just have to win three rounds. He has to win two.

Okay. potentially I just have to win three rounds he has to win two okay let me think I don't think this is a bad shout bro yeah no that's actually insane not even I'm just letting you take space bro. I'm letting you do what Nomad's good for. Yeah when you ran away I heard you and I just took sight.

I'm letting you do what you need to do.

You're at your best when you just swing me the whole time I'm not gonna lie. the downed

5.5 I heard you walking, so I just didn't move it.

Come on!

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!

TWO MORE!

WE'RE RIGHT THERE!

MOM I'M GONNA DO IT! Oh my god. I've been wanting to beat you for two years!

Come on, chat, please! Come on, bro Please bro, please, please, please, please, please

I'm always scared.

I'm gonna play confident against you from now on bro.

I'm gonna let the cards fall where they may.

If I lose I lose but I guess I'm gonna be confident.

Still got some experience. Please chat, two more. I'm actually about to like cry bro. Oh my god, two years of torment and harassment bro. I could finally win.

And then I'll never play you again.

Please. And then I'll never play you again! Please!

Where the fuck are you? What site?

You know my site, don't play dumb.

You're right I do.

You're a strat. It's actually kind of a shit strat.

The other time he got a swing that window.

Yep, what did I say? I didn't even know you could arc that. You think I would run Mira for no reason? Oh my god, I didn't even know you could do that. I played with you that whole round. You thought I was just gonna give you tellers? You really thought I was gonna give you tellers? I I played with you that whole round. You thought I was just gonna give you tellers

You really thought you really thought

Five steps ahead. I thought about that. I

Didn't know you could arc it like that like that far. That's just bad game science by me Okay, I do that the whole time like selling. I thought you were literally selling. Oh I thought I was gonna you I was gonna know Matt and win no I should have swung as soon as I heard the c4 click and then just flash and then shoot off the drone hole oh let's go don't bring the six it's cool yeah if it goes 6-6 it's anybody's game. And I think the sides is random in OT.

In the custom. If this goes 6-6.

Nah, I'm defending, I'm attacking next, or I'm defending next round, and then the bomb's there, so I'm attacking.

Secure the area

that's good start and I'm not like it's remaining Let's not. the the death of death

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. One more fucking round bro. One more round. One more. First win against Squirtle in two years bro. Since 2024. One more round. Please bro. I need this shit bro. I need this shit. One more. I'm getting my ass kicked by this guy for too please bro. I need this shit bro. I need this shit. One more. I'm getting my ass kicked by this guy for too long bro.

I'm gonna check the bomb.

Op four has located a it on the ready for assault

Bro if you have breach charges you can't jump in because you'll die to the thorn. You could break the sidewall I guess but I'm just gonna wallbang you as soon as you put it down

of death of death of Let's go!

Leave the game! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I forgot I run this shit! Finally!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!