I Fired My First Employee… (Retro Rewind Episode 6)

Time for another episode of Redfields Rentals, huh? Oh it absolutely is. Oh buddy, you better believe it is. Absolutely it is time for another episode of Redfields Rentals. If you was not here on the last episode of Redfields Rentals, ladies and gentlemen, we hired a new employee.

His name is Patrick and he fell asleep on the job on the first day and I was bragging on him too. I was so happy. I was like, yeah, Patrick is doing good, but he no joke fell asleep at the job on the first day and I was bragging on him too. I was so happy. I was like, yeah, Patrick is doing good, but he no joke fell asleep at the job on the first day. But we're giving him another chance today.

Let's make some money. Lock in chat. Time to slay some DHS names, baby.

Yeah.

Lock in.

Another day, another dollar might I add. Yes I would, I added it. Another day, another dollar. Patrick is gonna end up like Tim and Atlas. No, I'm a good boss now. I've always been one, but still.

All right.

I've always been a good boss, Chad. Come on, man. All right, our current net worth is It doesn't say it doesn't say how much money we have why not Where's my money at We have eight hundred and three dollars

Let's see if Patrick's already at work. This dude's so lazy. Patrick, you just strolling in slow as Christmas, huh? How am I beating you here, Patrick? Get a hustle on, dude! Golly, Pat! Slow as Christmas! here Patrick get a hustle on dude golly Pat slowest Christmas look at him no hustle no drive no nothing I'm done organizing movies that sucks I'm done

organizing movies no joke that is uselessaste way too much time What's going on?

new movie release new movie release

Chat ladies and gentlemen, we are back in a thousand dollar net worth at Redfields rentals By the way If if y'all weren't here last episode, we created the corner of shame, so to speak. So we know if you walk over here to this corner, we know what you're doing over here. Okay. Yo, Pat, what are you doing, big dog?

You clock in yet? No dental insurance, no employee benefits, nothing? I don't even get free popcorn? If I don't get any perks from working here, I want a $5 raise? Oh, I'll do you one better. No, I'll do you one better.

Matter of fact, no, I'll do you one better. Um, no, no, no, I'll do you one better, Patrick. You've been here one day, you're already talking to me like that, I'll do you one better Patrick you've been here one day you're already talking me like that I'll do you one better goodbye get out of here you've been here one day and you come back and you're talking crazy like this one day you got me messed up I cannot believe the nerve! The actual nerve! What happened?

There's no one in a $5 raise! I was glazing him his first day! This dude came in on his second day of work. On a regular...

Saturday. Well. A whole bunch of mid in here. I'm just going to hand lift for today. These you want 40 set 40 Vincent and Ava. I don't know what y'all are smoking on. Y'all want 40 y'all done lost y'all mind. He's loyal. Who's loyal who's loyal I don't care how loyal he is he ain't worth $47 a day we had guys that we looked over for that was loyal for $29 a day you got me messed up I'll wait till

tomorrow to hire somebody else because it refreshes every day. I fear you got me messed up. That is actually ridiculous. Forget Patrick. He's lucky I don't send a hitman to his house so I can kill him and his whole family. He's really, he's really lucky because I'm thinking about it.

You have lost your actual mind.

Like what? Coming here crying I was having a good day. Oh man, yeah new movie day y'all let's get happy and I turn around this dude's just moaning and crying No, you're complaining second day and you fell asleep. He fell asleep right here the first day. I am beside myself.

Dog, we ain't open yet. I can't believe what I just saw. Can y'all believe that? Because my employee that I hired a day ago

Came in on the second day complaining about how everything is terrible here and that he wants a $5 raise now

Of course I'm not in a good mood. Man, you better not come shopping over here today. It's in everybody's best interest to not pull up to Redfields Rentalsnolds today because it's bad

Un unreal truly unreal like actually unreal This dude really thought

And you know, he didn't even ask for a raise politely. It wasn't a situation. It's like yeah boss

Man, I was thinking maybe like a raise or something like that. It was like he just instantly started complaining. New movie day though, lock in. Hey Case, I found a way to hit customers that make me mad. You can pick up movies and throw them at them. Also the same to your employees. Okay, thank you Alina, Alana, thank you. It's just $5 LMAO. Do you not know how monumental of a raise $5 is? Do you not understand how monumental that is? Most people work in a company for 10 years and don't even get a $5 raise.

Have you ever worked a job? This dude was second day demanding a $5 raise. I'm not in the mood.

Redfields Wiggles!

Hi, reserve the movie. You said thanks before I agreed to it. I ain't doing that. You got me messed up. I'm not in the mood today. Hey reserve me so and so thanks. I never even said yes You're getting hung up on you have absolutely lost your mind thinking. I'm just gonna jump and do it now you have lost your mind I'm about to shut this place down What's the new movie bro

I I I I'm about to shut this place down What's the new movie bro Forward to the past. Oh my goodness. We will see you in court Gotta buy it. It's a new release though

Gotta buy it. It's a new release. Can I get a new release shelf? Is that a thing you can get new release shelf? Chad I think I want to buy it it's a new release can I get a new release shelf is that a thing you can get new release shelf

Chad I think I want to buy The $225 new release shelf. I think that's a good investment. No joke I do

Let's put new releases right here, we're gonna we're probably got to expand pretty soon

Should I get rid of 13 bodies poster? Cause it's not a new movie anymore.

Yeah, 13 bodies isn't new anymore. I gotta get rid of this. It's just taking up room. Just, we got a storage room or something? Redfields Rentals. Okay, this is a life andand-death situation. I need your reserve what remains of the frying pan. I guess I got you since you didn't say I

had to do it pretty much. Alright, let's order the how many we got a little bit of money now chat. How many you want to get let's get 15 new Forward to the past Let's get 15 of them 15 of them. I got it. That's a lot of money Lord have mercy All right, it came with a new stand let's go set this up I do appreciate the company

For giving us a free movie stand every time we order a new movie though sell the poster I can't that's near and dear to me 13 body posters like a collector's item. It was our first ever new movie release I'm keeping that I ain't selling after $10 All right, let's go set these up New releases.

Beautiful.

What am I doing?

Clean.

Alright, let's hope people buy these. I gotta run the cash register again tonight. Lord have mercy

All right

It was a bad day to start off I had to fire my only employee

Let's have a good day, let's make it a good day Ladies and gentlemen forward to the past. Ladies and gentlemen, forward to the past, new blockbuster hit. Just arrived at Redfields Reynolds brand new movie, forward to the past. Thank you so much. Here you go, sir. Come get you a new movie if you'll pass. You're gonna pass away tonight.

What you mean you'll pass? Get out of my face, loser. How you doing? Are you coming over? Hey, ma'am. Oh, you're already coming by? All right, bet.

Excuse me. Oh, you're already coming by? Oh, Redfields Rentals got motion. Ma'am, I see you're leaving. Do you want to rent a new move from Redfields Rentals? Thank you so much, sir.

Forward to the past blockbuster.

All right, bet. I ain't bad.

Hello ladies and gentlemen of Redfields Rentals. Hope everybody's having a great day today. How you doing big dog? Oh Matthew, that's going to run you $14 a dollar for your change. Thank you.

Yes ma'am.

You reserved exterminate. I got you right here. Exterminate and you have a good one. How you doing big dog? Alright Matthew again. Two Matthews in a row

Three dollars for you. Can we get some music playing? Oh my goodness is awkward How you doing, ma'am? You doing? Okay today Two movies that's gonna run you $14 warrants one dollar for your change. Thank you It's Patrick where? If I see Patrick I'm gonna tweak I'm gonna tweak

Yes, ma'am $4 $1 for your change. Have a good one

How you doing, ma'amam you doing good? Sophie Sophie It's noon

I'm not even gonna put you on blast. I'll get it done silently.

$4.50.

Have a good one, Sophie. I ain't even going to put her on blast. I ain't even going to do it. I'm going to be nice today. How you doing, ma'am? Three movies?

That's going to run you $14.50 right here. 50 cents for your change. Thank you so much How you doing ma'am Boy y'all tearing up that adult section today, ain't ya? Golly! There is no way I just had back-to-back customers get two adult movies in one go.

Ma'am, what y'all got going? Redfield Personal Thong Shop with the 5. $19, ma'am. Exact change. $19 ma'am, exact change. Yes ma'am, may I help you? I'm looking for something new. Do you have a new release to recommend?

Yes, I most certainly do. It just came out today. It's a blockbuster hit, Forward to the Past. What's good, big dog? All right, two movies, that's gonna run you $8. You want a lime slushy a Lime? I mean, I'll, you're gonna regret this decision.

Ha ha, yep. Lime Slushy, sir. That's gonna run you $11.25. Exact change, thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? Oh my goodness, four movies.

Thank you so much, Emma. What's the point of charging a late fee? I paid to rent the movie. I should be allowed to bring it back whenever I want. You know what's absolutely insane, Emma? I was actually not gonna charge it to you because you just ordered such a big order.

I was gonna let you slide. But until you started running your mouth like that it's over give me the $2 you know lost your mind and then you're gonna give me a for real oh you're gonna give me a five no're gonna play that game? Let's play that game. You done lost your absolute mind.

Have a blessed night, Emma. Thank you so much. Good luck getting that out of here. I hope you got a wheelbarrow. Get out of my store. You done lost your mind.

You mad you gotta pay a $2 late fee. You done absolutely lost your mind. Four movies. Thank you so much, Susan. That's gonna run you $16. Four for your change.

Have a good one. What's good, big doll? Aurora you you the sculpture in the movie room or something or a Tim's room. There you go. How is it? Was it that impressive?

What's good, bud?

Eleven dollars What's up bud? I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone. pointless $2 late fee, I wish you wouldn't try to pay it. I wish you wouldn't try to pay it. You're gonna return the next one late? I am going to come by your house tonight and shoot the place up, do you understand? Do not play about my money!

And then you're gonna do it too!

You're getting in pennies. Nah, it's gonna take way too long This is a miserable day at Redfields Reynolds buddy miserable day I'm getting tired. It's all bad today with the five. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hey, go ahead and return my movie late on purpose. I double dog dare you mark.

Get out of my store. What's up, bud? You ordered what remains of the flying frying pan. I got you right here. How are you doing, sir? Two movies, $8, $2 for your change. Have a good one.

What's good, bud? So you look like a polite guy. How you doing? All right, Mr. Tristan. That's gonna run you $18, exact change. You have a good day, Tristan.

Oscar got motion. You want a lime? Okay, you want a lime? I got you right here with a lime. Here you go, Oscar. That's gonna run you 14.25.

5.75 for your change. Have a good one, Oscar. Thank you. How you doing, ma'am? That's gonna run you $7. Three for your change.

Have a good one. Golly, what time is this? It's like one in the morning. Why are we so backed up? I mean, I get it's a Saturday, but golly. Did you just walk in the store at one in the morning?

Is that you, Pat? Oh.

Relate, relate fee. My last return was late, I had a family emergency. We lost our goldfish, you done lost your mind. Give me the $2. You done lost the goldfish, have a lost your mind give me the two dollars you done lost the goldfish have a good one what's up jacob so an adult movie you got one to suggest bonus if the film critics say it's good

jacob you just walked in here at one o'clock in the morning requesting an adult movie after closing hours i got you sauna sessions with my Buffalo could work there you go Tristan how you doing sir that's gonna run you 1450 right there 50 cents for your change

The only thing that can save this is if there's a good employee with an application

It's unreal. What's up?

Just get out my store, man. Just get out my store. It's late. Go. How you doing, ma'am?

Hmm.

Taylor, it's one o'clock. You ain't going to bed tonight there you go 1975 25 you need to 25 cents that bad have a dollar get out of here how you doing sir two movies I got you Everybody's got a late fee today. Yo Jack, what's up? About that two dollar late fee, I caught the worst cold of my life. I couldn't even leave the house. Give me a chance.

Alright.

Oh. Alright, you know what? You're the only person so far that I've legitimately been like, alright. Have a good one. What's good, big dog? I'm not gonna lie. So far that I've legitimately been like, all right Have a good one

What's good big dog 1350 dollar 50 for you change. Have a good one I'm a good guy for that hunch at Let's see how we did the new release movies were flying off the shelf though Let me do some let me do some returns real quick before we close So we have less to do when we uh for the next shift, right?

That one dude literally threatened me he said I'm gonna bring in the next movie late on purpose Who does this dude think he is like actually I still can't believe that Patrick situation I'm gonna need moist critical to make a video on that the Patrick situation is crazy because that's unreal That's actually unreal that he did that I can't believe it It's unreal What did I miss it was a bad it was a bad ship here

Hi, that's something late fee on an adult movie again that seems to be a theme around here Another adult movie got returned in the bed with the milk

Okay

Late fee again, we're racking up them late fees chat. Oh my goodness We are racking up them late fees chat oh my goodness we are racking up the late fees dog we probably make half our money off late fees at this point customers low key As if it could not get any worse. Ladies and gentlemen, RIP to Red Captain Juice. This is our third movie that's been returned to broken and we'll find whoever did it R.I.P. Red Captain Juice, man It's all bad with the five, thank you. It is all bad today

Truly it is What a miserable shift how do we do here We made 200 I still had to pay him 32 dollars just for showing up this morning. Are you kidding me?

You're kidding!

Let's check the applicants. Wow, we got close to level 7 right there. Let's check the applicants. What do we got? It's raining, there ain't to level 7 right there. Let's check the applicants. What do we got? It's raining, there ain't gonna be no customers today. I'm about to shut this place down.

This is too stressful on me. What do we got for applicants today? Look at this goober. Like Paul, ain't nobody hiring you man what that goofy PFP this new Jackson what's $52 a day I mean you've lost your mind.

And he's good at something I don't need him to be good at. Average on both $36 a day. That's still just crazy. I might just Does not quit when yelled at to work fast. You know what I was cooking Paul for that goofy PFP, but Lord have mercy. I read that all year on. Buddy, are you ever on? All right, Paul, come on, bud. Go ahead and clock in.

Look at this scoober, oh my God. Killer cross with the five. All right, bud, look, I know I'm the only place that would give you a chance. Run the check out today, Paul. Just get it done for me. Thank you Just get it done today Paul. We're gonna open up Paul I'm a key my you're on your probation period which means your first week here

You're on probation, which means I got a cake. Keep an extra close eye on you. All right So get it done. You're gonna be I We're opening up let me do returns. I'm not going out there in them elements and passing out flyers today you got me messed up. Might have Paul to go do it. Make him run out there no umbrella. Yeah they see this goober in here, nobody wants to come by to the movies today.

Golly!

How you doing?

There we go.

Drama. Lord have mercy, Waldo. Waldo, what you want now, bud? I done found you 20 times already. What you want now, Waldo? Ma'am, excuse me, I'm trying to stock these.

Thank you. What's good, Waldo? I reserve the copy of the casket and the grasp. I got you right here, Waldo. Right here. Have a good one. Did I accidentally place one not on a new release shelf?

Hold on, let me see. We already got customers needing help. I might have to just run this place by myself man

Paul Paul! Waldo I know you ate! Waldo! Are you kidding? My childhood is ruined Waldo! It's ruined!

Paul, wake up! There's a lot like a Chick-fil-A drive-thru! Man, we might have to close the doors on Redfields Rental. Excuse me. Got a phone call. Redfields Reynolds. Yes, I have 13 bodies. I'll get it for you. Shut up.

Come on, Paul. Let's get a move on, bud. You're going a little slow here. Who broke my copy of the swimmer always watching? Two broken in one episode. Oh my what you looking at?

What are you looking at?

Hannah? What are you looking at Hannah

Yeah have the action movie a bad action movie, let me go see I'm sure we got plenty of those Oregon storm fury that'll work. There you go, bud Wait, these customers suck. My customer base fell off. They used to be good, but now they're disrespectful. They late fee again. Like oh my goodness.

Who is calling now? Why is all the adult movies gone?

Lord.

Redfields Reynolds, this is not the neon lanes bowling alley Excuse me, that's across the road. That's literally right there What's the line looking like? Paul, it's building up a little bit, dude. It's a slow day because it's raining and there's still a line building up, Paul. Like come on and you done fell asleep? Like let's go, Paul!

Let me find out Wano bought a whole rack of adult movies, that's why they're all gone. I can't believe I saw Waldo. Where's Waldo? Oh, he's in the adult section of the movie rental place. Like what? you doing Waldo? Yo 13 bodies you reserved I I got you right there big dog appreciate it. Ah I see what was her name Sophie she returned let me kiss my

milk and Flaming hot keg. Oh, there's another adult movie back. Wow. Oh, wow a whole a whole flurry of adult movies Why does somebody reserve this oh no somebody reserved sauna sessions with my buffalo I can't wait to see One second, yeah. Chloe, are you kidding me? You couldn't have got here quick enough.

I just got that movie back in stock and you walked through, you was outside waiting for that thing. Golly Chloe sure There you go Relax

Imagine she goes to the adult movie section again. Imagine imagine she doubles up No way she doubles up right? Oh I was about to say she just got in line. Reserve. Reserve How many returns do I

Lord have mercy. I'm about to get Paul to do all this

Yo tunes with the five. Got to the bottom of them finally. Three brokens in one episode.

Unbelievable.

Good old video rental stores and their stupid late fees stupid late fee It literally tells you when you need to bring it back. What do you think? You could just rent something and never bring it back. What are you talking about? Like what R.I.P I'm going to go ahead and Let's see how we did. Money fell off too. Yeah, Redfields Rentals is going down the drain fast. Well, chat. Well, I guess we're gonna start selling romance movies tomorrow.

What is that? A robotic convention. Oh, there's about to be some nerds buying some more movies tomorrow. What you talking about?

that was a Insane episode

That was a crazy episode

But either way it was a good episode a

Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey

Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. I love you, all right?

I love you, all right? Peace out, y'all.