My goal is to prank every villager in the world.But is that even possible?Definitely not.Unless we use the most custom overpowered items to fool them all.
And as you can see right now, I currently have pranked zero villagers.We need to change that.This is the first item that we have.This ball of hearts will boost my HP up to a million.
Watch this.
Booyah.Oh my gosh, bro, literally off the screen.Okay, so now what we're going to do is I'm going to jump in this lava and I just want to see what the reaction is going to be from these villagers.Like, they, they gotta freak out.Oh wait, hold on, we got one watching us.Look at this guy, look at this guy.
Oh, he's typing a chat.Wait, why are you not dying?
This guy is nuts, he's just running away.Success!As you can see now in the top left, we have now successfully fooled one villager, and we got so many more to go.
And my big goal is to fool a million villagers.
And we now have our first one.
But we got a long way to go.And of course, to fool a million villagers, we got the secret portal, which you know is gonna take us to the shippity shop.Oh, dude, we got all kinds of goodness in here.The friendly Iron Golem.The Emerald Scam, it's an ATM machine.Oh my gosh, dude, the Trojan Golem.
Scary myth besides villager.I mean, dude, there's so many different items.Oh, but wait, there's more.literally two other items that we can buy the villager flood and this one the villager comet for a Million fools on the villagers right now that we've seen what we can buy from the shop.Let's get to food starting with a friendly golem Yeah, dude, okay, so you know exactly this gonna do right we're gonna place down this friendly iron golem But the villagers don't know that he's only friendly to me typically iron golems Obviously will attack anybody that hurts villagers, but not when they're your iron golem bro is a paid actor So normally if I was to punch this villager, I would be getting slammed by this iron golem But now since bro is a paid actor.Let's see how this works.
Yeah.Yeah, you like thathuh?Look at him, he says, yeah, buddy, you've done it now.Get him, Golem.Bro does not know that Golem is mine.
Look at him, he's like, oh, why did the Iron Golem roll?Look at him, he's so upset.He's like, why is this Iron Golem useless?Wait, did he?He's going off script guys.He just did he just kill a villager.
Y 'all go go in there buddy.Go ahead.Go in there Get him, get him, don't let him out!He's right here!No, he's escaping!Go!
Don't let him escape!Yes!Bro!No way!Oh dude, this is the best thing ever!
Listen, all I'm gonna say is every time you like this video our iron golem friend is going to fool a villager All right, buddy, you keep cooking over here, I'm going back to the shop, all right?Dad will be back soon.No, bro, that was wicked.Look at this, we only needed five fools in order to buy the Emerald Scam, then we need 20, wait, not 25, 250 for the fake grass.Okay, so this Emerald Prank ATM Scam's gotta go crazy.Okay, check this out.
So we found the bank of the city, or the village, rather, and these guys are using, they're using the Emerald ATM.Like, this is a fancy village.So the plan here is simple.We go in, we break down this ATM, and we have to put back The fake one in the exact same spot.
Free emeralds for every villager.
And then smiley face.Like, you gotta do the smiley face.Okay, so we're not done yet.We need to connect a bunch of hoppers underground so we can siphon the emeralds.Okay, the final one.Bam!
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Get started freeBoom shakalaka!Who just broke a block next to me?Oh no.Oh no.No, no, they found me.Bro, this villager's gonna report me and then my entire ID is down the drain.
Danny, why didn't you just say it was you, bro?You scared me.For those of you who don't know, this is Danny.He's, well, he's Danny.There's really not a whole lot to say.So nice of you to help us get more emeralds, thanks.
Yeah, Danny, I'm totally gonna help you get more emeralds.I'm totally not trying to fool villagers.Just, you know what?Stay right there.Oh my gosh, dude, look at the customers.
They're even typing in the chat.Bro, this is awesome.I can't wait for my free emeralds.Okay, so we should be getting emeralds now.
Let's go check, let's check.Oh, you know we're getting emeralds.Look, we just went from...Oh, oh, oh.The amount of villagers we fooled keeps going up.Yeah, we got emeralds, baby!
We got a long way to go, dude.Because, like, this is too slow.We're only at 25.We need 250 for the fake grass.Like, what if we just replaced every ATM in the village with our fake ones?So, we had to go into a little bit of debt to get these ATMs, but the moment we flick this lever, all the ATMs in the village are gonna be connected and just start pouring out the emeralds.
Come on, baby, get us the 250 so we can get that fake grass.Bam!Oh, dude, we're flying.
Oh, this is working better than I even expected.Bro, 250?Like, we're just blowing past that.We're at 300 now.I mean, at this point, we just, what, skip the fake grass?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.Why numbers stop going up?What happened to my stu - Oh, boys, hold on.This is not what it looked like.
You thought we would fall for that?But you did!Bro just freaking bopped me!
Since when do villagers have the ability to attack?And see, here I was, kind of feeling bad about fooling these villagers.You know they are my sworn and mortal enemy.Dude, we just went from like a thousand villagers fooled back down to 274.So every time we die, we're gonna lose some of these fool points we got?Dang.
It's fine.It's fine.We have enough to still get the fake grass, but that was quite the rude.Those freaking plebs.Give me that fake grass.And if you're watching this right now, go touch some grass right after you finish this video.
Oh, wait.Now I see it, dude.Now I see it.It's a slime block, but it's got grass on it.I'm replacing the grass over here with our fake grass.We just have to remember where the spot is because then we can
fall down from this cliff Mm -hmm.
I'm gonna mark it with a little pocket boy boy.Okay.Now, where are some villagers that we can fool?
Oh wait, we got a boy.Hey good, sir Yes, come right over here.Come right over here.You're about to witness a magic trick I'm gonna jump from that cliff down here and I'm gonna take all No fall damage.Okay, buddy.Are you ready?
Oh, wait, bro.Brought some friends.Oh, please.
That's stupid.You're gonna die.Oh, that's what they think.
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Get started freeThat's what they think.Be prepared to witness greatness.Bazinga!Oh, shoot.Wait.Oh, that's right there.
Okay.Come on.Come on.Tell me that fooled them.But that wasn't high enough.What do you mean that wasn't high enough?
Dude, that's like a hundred blocks high.Try it from up there.Up where?Up...Oh, bro.Come on.
You gotta be kidding me.Really, bro?Really?Really?Fine.I'll do it.
Oh my gosh, bro.We got a crowd.Oh, I'm a little nervous.I'm a little bit.Whoa.Whoa, buddy.
Watch it.Watch it.Watch it.Let me tell you something really quick before I jump or you push me off.Okay.I just want to make sure that you guys knew we have toys in Target right now.
Like this mystery surprise box, the plebs lair and the mystery plushies.Yes.In case I die.That's right.I plugged my toys.Sue me.
Okay.I'm ready.I'm ready.You could.Oh, I didn't mean it.I just walked off.
Oh, tell me the grass is right here.Tell me it's in.Bro, I'm as surprised as they are.We still don't believe you?Bro, what do you mean?Try it from even higher?
Bro, dude, where do we go to get higher than this?Oh, you're leading me to where we go.Huh?Is that what's happening?What?No, no, no.
Listen, dude, listen.I'm not an astronaut.Are you kidding me?Is this really what I need to do?Dude, I'm never buying fake grass again, OK?Forget what I said.
I told everybody, go touch, go touch grass.I'm literally going, I'm going to jump off from the moon.I'm not even going to be able to see where the poppy is.Houston, we're going to have a problem.Okay, we're on the moon.We're on the moon.
I'm just walking off.I think it was right here, dude.I don't know where I put the poppy.I have no idea.It's like somewhere in this direction.Somewhere in this direction.
I got to trust my gut.I got to trust my fire.Oh, wait, is this it?Wait, is this it?Okay, a little adjustment, micro adjustments, micro adjustments right here and...
Oh, I almost missed it.And the crowd is even bigger.What did they find?How can he do this?They finally believe me. I had to go through so much effort.
I hope you guys know what I had to go through to get this to work.And now, dude, this is like, you learn about this in the history books.This is the Trojan Golem.In the history books, it was the Trojan horse.Oh, dude.Oh, dude, look at the inside.
Little kaboom action.Sheesh.So if you guys know from the history book, bro, this is a gift for the villagers, but when it gets inside the village, it go, Kaboom.Fire Nation, we got a problem.The villagers have grown smarter.They have put up a giant, like, wall.
Dude, this is so big.How am I going to get the Trojan Golem in there now?When did you guys add this?You stole from this village, so we added some defense.Okay, I did not steal.I fooled.
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Get started freeBig difference.Don't mess with us anymore.Well, that's just rude, okay?How do we get the Trojan Golem inside?They've got this wall all the way around the village.We need something, dude.
We need something.We need someone.Someone like...No.No, listen, the Lord is answering our prayers, okay?No, this is not what I meant, Lord.
Ah, dude, okay.Daddy?Um, would you mind helping me?I need a little bit of assistance from you.Oh, oh, oh, he's so willing.OK, OK, listen, I need you to take this lead and you're going to attach it to this giant iron golem and take me inside the village.
Just make sure you don't mention anything about Preston or Trojan or TNT or gold, like anything like that.OK, just be like, oh, my gosh, the power.
of Zimbabwe sent you guys a gift.
You know what I'm saying?Okay, I think he understands, I think he understands.Okay, I'm gonna put it down right here.
I felt so bad, dude, because like, I had no faith in Danny, but Danny is proving me wrong.
Guys, okay, okay, here we go, here we go.This is the big moment though.Are we going to make it past the villager guards?And will they drop their walls for us?I got a gift from another village.Okay, we told him that it was from the Prince of Zimbabwe, but this works.
Can you let me in?Okay, maybe next time say please.Come on, come on, come on.Danny, I love you.I just put goat emojis in the comments because we love Danny.Okay, here we go boys, here we go.
The countdown has started.Danny, we got to go.Come.This thing's going to go kaboom and we do not want to get caught in its wake.
Danny, you need to run, move.Danny, move!Come on, we gotta go, brother!Run, run!Danny, you're too slow, dude.You're gonna be in the blast distance.
Danny!Danny!Danny!
Nothing can ever make me, like, I'm never gonna feel the same.Oh, wait, but we got 27 ,000 fooled villagers.Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better.Honestly, Danny, like, good riddance.That was worth it.Anyways, Tycoon Illusion.
Oh, man, dude, this thing has, like, been around in Minecraft for so long.This is, like, an OG prank to fool your friends.It's just, like, no matter what direction you look at it from...Like, look at this, look at this.Okay, well...Okay, so I thought this was gonna be just an illusion, but there's...
I didn't realize we were getting an entire theme park.Purchase some attractions and open the park.So that's what that button does.Okay.Okay, what do we got over here, dude?Ooh, peep it, boys.
Void illusion for 5 ,000.Ooh, swipe it.Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, wait, this is good.Dude, it looks like the tree is just floating in nothingness.Oh, dude, you know this is gonna fool so many villagers?Bro, it literally fools me.Okay, water circle, water circle.Wait, oh, like an infinite, wait, like a circle?
Wait, because like Minecraft, no.Nah, nah, dude.Nah, bro, this would melt anybody's brain.Specifically, villagers.I've never seen like a more perfect circle in my entire life.OK, how many more of these attractions can we afford?
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Get started freeOh, wait, this one's double the other ones.The Follow Illusion for 10 Gs.Follow Illusion.Like, oh, wait, this is it.This is the illusion that everybody knows about from Minecraft.Look, look, look.
See, walk this way to see the illusion.So you keep walking this way and look at the eyes, look at the eyes.This is where it trips you out.Bro, does it not look like the eyes are following you?This thing is so trippy.All right, that's it.
We're out of money.It's time to open the park.Do we have a line?Well, you know, I mean, if my village was on fire and burning, I'd probably also be lining up to go to the theme park.All right, boys, come on in.The water is fine.
So many villagers, they're lagging.Oh my gosh, look, one guy's already at the pool right now.He's rethinking his entire life.Nah, there's no way this is real.Bro thinks this is AI.That's how good this theme park is.
Okay, how's our little void box doing?Oh my gosh, dude.Look at that.This is a guy that's going on like a spiritual journey right now.He may never come out.Oh my gosh, look at this.
Look at this, bro.30 ,000 villagers pulled and it's climbing.It's rising like the sun.All right, now what about this one?What about this one?They're like going side to side.
They're like, no way, far out, man.How does this thing even work, bro?
That's what I imagine the villager sounds like, right?
Holy moly.dude, we're at almost 100 ,000.
We are cooking on the pranks, dude.We're at 100 ,000 villagers fooled almost.Oh, no, no, no, no.Wait.Wait a second.They're leaving the park.
I only have three attractions, so this kind of makes sense, but please come back.
Was it 100 ,000 villagers fooled to buy the next item?Hold on.Let me check.Let me check.Let me double check.Let me double check.
Oh, wait.It was 100 ,000 and we get this scary myth disguise.Oh, baby.Bro, these villagers are about to literally have a panic attack.We're going in.Oh, wait, do I get to be the one that's disguised?
Oh, yes.It is I, Preston the Villager.Whoa.Okay, okay.If I right -click, I got a big mouth.W. Okay, what else we got?
What else we got?Oh, wait.We could go invisible?Bro, imagine this.You get sneaked up on like this.I'm about to scare the emeralds right out of these villagers.
This is gonna be delicious.
First victims.Wait for it, wait for it.
Dude, they're just having a casual conversation.
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Get started freeThree, two, one.Boom!They scream, bro, they're terrified.You've already seen me.
He's scared of the same thing, look at him.Okay, let's see, how good is this?We're at 9 ,238 villagers fooled.Wait, this only gives us like three fooled village?Dude, this is barely working.Maybe we can like upgrade how scary we are the more villagers we scare.
Oh, bro's running into the fire.Bro is running into the fire.
Oh my gosh, I literally just scared a villager to death.This is not worth it.Like, this is not worth it.I'm gonna scare these last two villagers to see if something happens, but we're just not getting enough villagers.Oh, what is this guy?Bro, be careful.
Everyone is saying there's a terrifying villager entity haunting the village.Oh, they're talking about me.No way.I hate being jump scared.What?What?
Wait.Villager successfully scared.
Rumors are now spreading about you.Wait, so because the rumors are spreading about how terrifying this villager entity is, I'm gaining so much money.All from a rumor.This is why you shouldn't believe in rumors, ladies and gentlemen.500 ,000.Dude, I'd have the biggest boom in the world if I wasn't a scary villager.
500 ,000, you know what that means?That means we are going into the secret area.Oh, dude, give me a little boom car right now, bro.The villager flood for 500 ,000?
Yes.Yes.Are you ready for this, Fire Nation?The biggest fool we've done all day.Here we go.I hope it's like a fake wave or like tsunami that just stops, but I don't know what's going to happen.
So let's figure it out.Come on.Wait, villager flood summoned.Right click again.Dude, it looks like a giant vault.What the heck is this thing?
I've never seen something like this before.Oh, whoa, whoa.Woah.Woah!
Dude, it's a giant, like, wall that's just holding in the water!It's a dam!Okay, so it just - it said right -click again to open in 3, 2, 1, RELEASE!It's spinning!It's spinning!Oh!
Woah!Woah, bro!I just got slammed by the door!Oh.Oh, shoot.Shoot like I'm Lily.
I might be oh no.Oh no.Oh no.Oh no.Oh, I'm in the distance I'm in the distance.I don't wanna get hit by this.
I don't wanna get hit by this Wait, okay, so the water doesn't kill youbut it just covers everything.Bro, somebody get the Ark for Moses.Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.What the heck is this?Is this, is this the village?
Did they just build some kind of massive walls?
If this is the village and the villagers, they are getting a little bit crazy.Oh, no way.Heck no, dude.They literally built the world's biggest walls to keep us out.Good sirs.What is this?
We've been spying on you.OK, joke's on you, buddy.You got a drowning villager beneath you.No more pranking us.
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Get started freeReally?Really?Oh, you think this is gonna stop me from pranking and fooling you guys?Sheesh, you guys are sorely mistaken.This one's for you, Preston.
Huh?Danny, what are you doing?Danny, did you put all this TNT down here?No, listen, Danny.
Danny, it's covered in water.Danny, TNT doesn't work in water.Also, how did you come back from the grave?Resurrected just to die again.Like that could've been a goaded moment, Danny, if you'd have waited.Everybody knows TNT doesn't work in water.
500 ,000 was spent on this flood, and guess where it got us?
Nowhere!
What are we supposed to do?Like, the next item costs a million.We have to fool a million villagers, obviously, to get the next item.So, like, what do we do now?Unless I'm crazy, and, like, maybe it's not a million.Yeah, okay, there's six zeros.
That is definitely a million.Dude, this means the only thing that we can buy, like, all we can afford is either the Illusion Tycoon, the Trojan Golem, the Fategrass Emerald Scan, like, We have so little money.If I buy this again, dude, last time we did these, we got caught and we got killed and it was not very good.They already know about the scam.Like, it doesn't work.It won't work twice.
I mean, you'd have to be like the world's dumbest villager, like to fall for this again, unless there was like a whole nother village we could scam.What the heck is that sound?Danny?Danny!how do you keep coming back to life?Danny, no, what are you doing?
Danny, no, this isn't for you.This is for me. I'm just trying to scam the bad villagers.You're one of the good villagers.
Huh?
Wait.Wait, Danny, do that again.Do what you just did.Wait, do it again, do it again.Do you see this?Danny obviously I didn't mean why not think about this Danny's a villager.
So if we fooled Danny it actually still works Oh, Danny, Danny, I got some big plans for you, buddy.I can do my whole bank account Danny You can do your whole bank.Yeah, bro.Do your whole bank account, please.I'll give you the emeralds back.
We just found a glitch Yes, Danny, you genius.Also, yo, where did you get that money?Bro comes from a rich village He dies.What?What the?Danny?
Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.Oh, oh, one million.Danny, you can stop.
Danny, you can stop.You don't have to keep...Danny, I love you.Come here, come here, come here.Oh, I take everything back about what I said about Danny.Danny is literally the GOAT and we're getting the villager comment.
Oh, Danny, this is all possible because of you.Wait, why is it a spaceship?I'm going in, boys.Oh, wait, this is way bigger spaceship than earlier.This...Wait, it's a two -player spaceship.
Needs co -pilot.Oh, no, no, no, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.Listen, buddy, I think I'd rather have that sheep as a co -pilot.It's nothing against you, it's just, but it's only fair, like, he did help us fool a million villagers, even if he wasn't the million villagers.All right, Danny, get on in.I'm gonna regret this, I'm gonna regret this, but come on in, come on in, come on.
Okay, Danny, just, whatever you do, don't press anything, okay?Don't touch anything, don't look at anything.Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.And keep your hands and arms arms in the vehicle at all times.Don't look at me like that.All right, daddy, welcome.
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Get started freeWe have arrived at the spot.station.Okay, so somewhere over here, Danny again, do not touch anything, please.Uh, we probably only get like one shot at this, okay?Yes, dude, there it is, there it is.Ooh.
Oh, bro.Dude, dude, dude.Oh my gosh, Danny, you see what I see?That is literally Earth.All right, so here's the deal.Danny, I'm gonna count down, and then we're gonna press this button, okay?
This is a big moment for us, okay?And we can do it together, okay?All right, and three, and two.
You know what?Fine.I'll forgive Danny.I'll forgive - what does it say?Firing comet.Wait, if it's firing the comet, why am I shaking?
Danny, I don't know about this.Villagers, wrecked him back.Oh my gosh, wait, wait, wait, okay.Danny, I - oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, that's the whole Earth.Danny, did you know that that was gonna blow up the whole Earth?Because I thought it was just gonna blow up the village.
Um, we did it Preston.I don't think we - you know, we did something.Um.I don't think we were supposed to do that.
I don't I didn't realize By the way, I hope it's okay.I brought some of my friends with me you what Danny Danny these might be your friends, but they're not my friends Please if you're my friend click either one of those videos right now
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