I Forced Artists to Play Meccha Chameleon

10 million.That's how many people have bought Metroid Chameleon.For reference, that is more than Mario Kart World did in the first few months it came out.Metroid Chameleon only came out a few weeks ago.In fact, it's more than Street Fighter VI has done in three years, and it's more people than subscribers I have, and that's a free button to press that I want you to press now.But it got me thinking.

It's a lot of fun to play with your friends, and...Pick a cringe spot if you want to win or maybe just do a funny spot that usually doesn't end up working out.But what if you had actual professionals, aka artists?How would they do?To find out, I employed the help of my good friend Squeaks to be static hunters and we would chase down professional artists to see just how good they were at hiding.I made the hide time super long so they'd have all the time in the world.

And lucky for us, at the time we did this recording, they dropped a new map, which was in Art Gallery, which made things a nightmare.You'll see at the end.

What is how much money do we win if we hunt them all for every person you shoot today squeaks you get one dollar?Okay Everyone, let's line up and i'll split the money.I'll split the money with you It makes so much fucking money.

Everyone just gets 50 cents every round That'd be easy.I think it's below minimum wage, bro Time's up everybody.So you have a forced whistle every 45 seconds to help us find you There's a split up bloody.Okay.Okay.I'll take this one

I'll go into the meat room.

Who made themselves sucking off the horse?Stop!

There's someone at the horse.

Corey, you're giving, what is going on with the horse here, bro?You got a Mr. Hands thing going on.I heard five whistles.I feel like they're in the laundry room I'll go to the bathroom with you Yeah, we have to kill chibli at all costs I don't care if we lose the game if we if we as long as we kill We're spending too long on chibli I heard That's good meat I can't believe You have to be jokingCan I say it makes me want to be a hunter a hider But every time, they all sit and fucking laugh like chameleons because I'm standing on somebody.

It feels like we're getting bullied.I feel so bad.

Not to be crude, but I'm making myself a penis of a gingerbread man.

What?No, that's sick.

What?

Yeah.

I'm not gonna even suspect a thing.

I don't know what you think a cow looks like.

They're more like splotches, right?I feel like I look like more of a cow than you right now.Well, wait.No, never mind, I don't look like a cow.

I think family guy did this you made family guy horny cow I look scrumdiddlyumptious Hello y 'all ready Someone's near me and I know it to be true I like squeaks being at a high ground because the further the textures are away the better I'm in your head.

Oh my god.I'm so they got quiet What will you find they got quiet and nervous?Something was crazy.Something was crazy.They're right here bro.What what what is it?

It was a warning shot.

I see it.Holy fuck.

That's so good in the ground right here What what what?

I think it's you I think they're laughing at you not me Laughing at you like you're idiot of sorts.

Oh my god That's really well done really good.

It's okay.Okay, chimney Tina.Oh chimney Tina Lassa thing.I don't know We said slice of cake It's Tina Tina was not over here though Tina one whistle for the fans at 10 seconds one whistle for the fan at 10 seconds the fans are asking for the fans are okay Well near me.

Yeah, I don't think that helps them.

I think that subtle shading I'm gonna make myself Marge.

I love this map.I gotta say

It's so hard when you're in a hotel room for some reason I'm throwing on TLC and I'm watching people eat like concrete.

I'm eating concrete They're calling it Gregor Simpson frankly, it's it's a little yellow boy I'm running We are coming for you.

Oh my god, you've gotta see this.

It's the most detailed Simpson eye ever.Jojo Satoru and the Simpsons.

Honestly, I'm not even going to kill you.Why are you giving it to me?I want to see it.

It's higher res than the picture behind it.

Oh my gosh, what is this fucking vent a hallway?

Are you serious?

Baby the baby room what's wrong with that?

Wait, did you kill Bart?

No, of course not We left in there oh my god look at this I'll just I'll just let you shoot some of this bookshelf cuz it is so fucking good, bro So parts gone, yeah, I saw someone running in here I decided not to shoot they were a part of the wall.What color wall?

Oh in the garage No, there's someone in here Just blowing random Disbelief they're disbelief.

Do you hear that?

They can't believe what they see What?

Oh my gosh.Wait, where?

You're gonna want to check Cory He was on top of me And then when you killed him, I just went down and then like painted myself like I look like paint splatter.

Oh my God, that's so fucking funny.

Oh, I'm painting the Mona Lisa.Oh, it's this one.

There's not even a Mona Lisa on the map.You just painted it.

There is, there is. I just know it by memory, bro.That was my doodle I used to do.You can't get to some of the paintings.Oh, you can't even like touch some of these paintings.Yeah, some of them.There's like a red line.

Yeah.

Oh, that's...What?Are you being serious?

You have 30 seconds to cross the red line and it's locked out?

There's no way.

We're doomed?

Dude, we are doomed!Oh, the red lines actually function?

Was this map made by an actual museum curator?Like, are you serious about the rules?

Wait, this is an insane map.

I love your little head air.

It is weird.They yeah, I came with myself you like it So they can't be on the paintings we might want to run it back.Oh, yeah, maybe it's just that we aren't allowed to go to it The red line blocks you but I think it blocked them I think this What?

Someone's in the painting.

Someone's in the painting.Oh, so you can't go against the wall to cheese it.

Hey, I don't see him.I'm just hallucinating.What the hell?

Devon, yours is outrageous.

Hello.The light from the piano is killing you.

Guys, I got 1 .2k points.Someone must be looking at me.

Wait, everyone's so cute.It's someone on this painting.

OK, I'll start on the right side and go up.

I'll go left.

We'll know for sure in five seconds if he's here with the point update.That's amazing.He's at 4 ,000 points.He's at 4 ,000 points.

Where is he?That's crazy.

Dude, he's here, bro.

He's here.I don't know where.

He's at 6 ,000 points.I've never seen it above 2K.Oh my God, I see him.What?

Where?What?I thought so too.It looks like him.

Okay, I think he's here.

he's on this painting We see 10 ,000 points Dude you see some of these shots back Cory was trash.

That's good.Oh, oh, yeah, we would have never found that that is so well done.Holy shit Okay, run it back run it back run it back It's funny because I was like in my head, I was like all artists, but then I was like Chibli and Corey are probably the two best at this game that I've played with.Like, dude, I know they're not artists expressly, but when it comes to Mecha Chameleon or Mecha Chameleon, they are.

I do like your drawing.

Do you like my drawing?

Watch out everybody That's good.

They're never gonna find me.

They're never gonna find me.That's good.

I used everything I had last round.I have nothing this round.

Okay, guys, this is the last round.

All right, here we go.

Some of these are so good.

I won't spam.I'll be respectful.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I see one.I see one.I see one.

I see one.It was well done.

It wasn't done.It wasn't done.

I'm so upset, dude.Chibu's doing something.Holy fuck.

Oh, fuck me.Someone's in the big painting room.No.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Nope.Got all excited.

All right.Big update.Tina's in this fucking room.

I see you, Tina.I see you.I see you.

Dude, Squeaks always gets me, dude.

Oh, I've got your street.That's so funny.It's perfect.

This would be a good one.Oh, no.

Oh fuck, someone's taunting me with whistles while they -to I don't see anyone here.

I think someone's on this left painting I have to leave it.

I have to leave it Okay, someone's definitely - Oh my god!That whistle was crazy.Chibu's like whistling to farm points on me, and he's not even trying to get fucking hidden.He just wants sweet, sweet succulent points.It's so genius.It's so genius.

I know he's here!

They're in the Mona Lisa, bro.You guys hear that crazy -ass bird?Bro, they're here!

I don't know.

Okay, I'm gonna leave you to this one.I'm gonna leave you to this one.

No, fuck that.I'm leaving.I've been here.

Oh, come on, guys.

What's happening?

He's farming.What?What?I gotta say you're most likely has to be Chibli, right?Chibli, give me a whistle.Chibli, give me a whistle.

I was in there perfectly painted and when you shot James it popped the yellow over me so I had to paint again I can't tell which side This is the perfect ending

Every time it misses you by Can't believe you're in the Mona Lisa.I thought you were cheesing it for sure That was a good under oh my god, we got They were it actually made a difference that there were artists hey, I lost today genuinely