I genuinely regret doing this #relatablestories #comedy #funnymemes

I'm drinking a full bottle of laxatives, then seeing how far I can run before I have to poop.

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Let's go. Mile one, feeling like a million bucks, baby. Still on mile one because I'm slow, but I'm starting to feel gassy now. Just got to mile two, there's an explosion going off in my stomach. Mile three, I'm sprinting home because I can't hold it in much longer. Mile three, I'm sprinting home because I can't hold it in much longer.

Do not try this.