I got a gender reveal cake to see what the gender would be…

I ordered a birthday cake to my house for my birthday in a few days, and they accidentally sent me the wrong order.I got a gender reveal cake for Sam and Melissa, and I can't return the cake because you can't return food.So, Sam and Melissa, I'm sorry you have to find out your baby's gender this way, but I gotta do it, like, don't you wanna know?I guess there's supposed to be a little baby shaker in the middle of it, and if it's blue, obviously a boy, and if it's pink, a girl, and if it's twins, it's yellow.What the heck is a baby shaker?Is it like a little toy?

Add velvet, Melissa!We all know double chocolate's better!It's time to gut it.

Oh, it was up top.

Could've just took this off!

It's yellow.Y 'all got twins.It came with a card.It's two boys.Uh, so good luck to y 'all.Can I be, like, the step -uncle or something?

I feel like I'm part of the family now.I could be, like, the babysitter.Hush little baby, go to sleep.Oh, the doorbell.

No, that would be a horrible idea.