I Got A Job As A Prison Guard

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GG GG GG. GG. I heard a door. Oh, oh, oh lord, am I in trouble?

Oh, there you are. How are you? I'm okay. You doing alright? Nervous?

I'm okay.

Understandable. First day on the job and all? Yes, sir. You kind are you? You doing all right? I'm okay. Nervous? Understandable. First day on the job and all.

Yes, sir.

You kind of know what to expect, right? All right. It's just down this way. We'll get you all set up and you'll be on your way.

Yes, sir.

The job can get pretty boring, but you got to keep your eyes open and on the cell at all times. Oh, I'm a prison guard? No exceptions. Yes, sir. Last guy we had didn't follow the rules. You see that? That's where you'll be working. That guy sitting in the chair is Dave,

but he's known around the office as Tin Shack Dave. Don't ask. We'll have you in the chair and one guard patrolling the area just as a precaution. Yes, sir. You never know with him.

Right.

Come on, we'll relieve old Tin Shack together. Looks like he's about to keel over.

Betsy, could you?

Hey, Betsy, my name's Case.

Oh, thank you.

How you doing?

A lot of the prison is brand new. Yup, you know, because of the fire. This is where we keep the most violent offenders why they're on route to Millhaven what why to drive with this bunch what officers usually stop off here for a break bathroom on your right which you can use when you're relieved so make sure the tank are

absolutely pathetic man

Warden's office is the last door on the right down there

Prisoners just down here last cell on the left. I'm a new prison guard guys. Don't mess with me. I'm done warning you

His appearance might be a bit of a shock

And there he is the infamous TD what I tell you you're looking There ain't nobody you're doing tin shack There ain't nobody in there

When you gotta go, you gotta go. A few more things. If it's a diarrhea explosion emergency, inform the patrolling guard. He can temporarily relieve you. I believe it's Jenkins working that detail today.

Okay, can I get a...

Never, ever take your eyes off of this cell. You can blink and s*** rub your eyes, it's not that serious. But don't take your eyes off of this cell you can blink and rub your eyes It's not that serious, but don't take your eyes off of the cell for too long. There's nobody in speaks to you Do not respond to anything. He says what do you mean and for the love of God

Don't say his name. There's nobody in there sir. Got it good stuff, buddy

Keep thinking of the dollar sir you're making a hefty sum doing this sir wait a minute how are you today Bouchard Yo! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Sir, you're making a hefty sum doing this. Sir, wait a minute. How are you today, Bouchard?

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! I don't think bro, I don't know what it is, but I don't think he's doing all right. There might be a little something wrong with him. Yo, that's how I'm about to start responding to people that ask how am I doing, just start screaming. Hey Case, how you doing?

Ah! Ah! Ah!

I'm gonna start doing that every time somebody asks me how I'm gonna start doing that every time somebody asked me how I'm doing

I don't care who it is where I'm at he real for that. I'm not gonna lie

That's the best thing ever!

So, recap in case you just got in here.

We just got a job as a prison guard and our one job is to watch over one cell with one prisoner in there.

But there's nobody in the cell, so I don't know what's going on. Maybe only I can't see whoever it is. Um...

I asked...

Look, there's chat, there's nobody. There's nobody in here. Our one job was to not take our eyes off the cell. We just fell asleep. We're fired.

First day. GG. Oh, okay.

What do they know?

What do they know? What do they know? Tell me something. I'm telling you something. I'm telling you something. I'm telling you something.

I'm telling you something. What happens if I don't look at the cell? Is it him that I'm watching dude, there's nobody in here So I can't let that white bar get all the way disappeared Chad who is in here? Hey, I don't know if I wanna do this job anymore, sir. I don't know. You can ask Jenkins to relieve you, but only for a short time.

Interact with him while he's seated next to you. Who is his, who is his son? Seeing your reflection, it makes you look like you're inside.

Who is in here?

Can you relieve me? I'm about to pass out. Thank you.

I'm going to pass out. Thank you I'm gonna go take a walk. Thank you. W. Jenkins, man. I'm gonna go bust a block real quick

Is anybody else scared right now what is that I Am nervous. Hey, how you doing? Okay Thank you Chat I wonder what the lore is. There nobody in that cell there's nobody in there Hey, how you doing big dog? All right Hi, I'm ready big dog, I appreciate you for relieving me. Thank you. Who do you see? There's nobody in this cell. I don't understand. Why is my job only to watch this cell if nobody's in here?

Maybe this is some sort of joke. Yeah Who is that? Hey, how you doing? Who are you? Hey, somebody getting beat up on the... Stopping it a day, huh? I'm Dr. Raymond McAdams.

On the psych they call it from time to time. How are you enjoying this lovely position?

It's okay. Just a lot of staring. These guys don't exactly open up.

I'm just trying to get a good look at you.

I'm just trying to get a good look at you. Raymond McAdams, on the psych they call it from time to time. How are you enjoying this lovely position?

It's okay.

Just a lot of staring. These guys don't exactly open up very much. How are you today, Solomon? I'm doing just fine today.

Hey can you relieve me real quick? I'm about to pass out.

Yo, my bar's red.

Whenever you want to start talking, I am here.

I appreciate that, man. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yo, W, what's his name? Okay. Monsters aren't real but he is What is he locked up for Okay, you know what this is an easy job chat we ain't got nothing to call it Why is that open?

Anybody else nervous right now? I'm nervous. He must have done something beyond evil to have a sale like that Yeah, but the thing that throws me off is that he's invisible. There's nobody there Oh my goodness. If an idea could kill you, you'd be dead. That's true. That's true. So, doctor.

So, why'd you take this post in our burnt out little town? Too much excitement where you're from?

Maybe he's gonna explain. I'm gonna take this post in our burnt out little town. Too much excitement where you're from?

Maybe he's gonna explain. It's just some kind of joke, there's nothing in the cell. Don't tell my employers I said that though, I love my job. But I'm just saying, there's nobody in here.

Hmm, I can't see him. Interesting. Everyone around here can see him. Probably because of the fire.

What? He's been here did see him. Probably because of the fire. What?

He's been here a while now. A lot of logistical issues and red tape to get through. They'll be able to better accommodate him in Millhaven. Good riddance as far as I'm concerned.

Wait, why can't everybody else see the prisoner but I can't? I don't think I can do this job! I'm the one person in the world that can't do this job because I can't see the prisoner. Why can't I see him? Or do I ask, Oh, I want to know both of these. I want to know who the most violent person he's ever analyzed was and I want to know why I can't see him.

Yeah.

Ask why you write. I can't see him.

Yeah, ask why you write. I've never met anyone that couldn't see him around here. Maybe it's because you're not from around here? I don't know, maybe that's why.

He did not answer my question. Who's the most violent person you've ever analyzed?

That's quite the personal Russian. Should have at least had a drink first. Is that personal? Can you see him? Yes, I can see him, unfortunately. Have you ever tried analyzing him? I've tried. His treatment went nowhere. Couldn't get anything out of him. He'd just sit there and stare at me. Kind of like he's doing to you right now.

He's staring at me? But I can't- that's kind of scary because I can't see him. He's staring at me? Okay. How did the fire start?

The story that I was told was that he drove the town fuel truck. One day, he decides to drive around the town with the cap off, setting fire to the entire town. The judge said since he drove around the outskirts of the town first and blocked key escape routes beforehand. He obviously had malicious intent. A lot of people died, even towards the end.

Oh!

Why can't we say the prisoner's name?

A lot of the people around here are here convinced you some sort of monster. I think speaking his name,

it would be a pretty good monster.

Oh yeah? Tom Doll, Tom Doll, Tom Doll, Tom Doll, Tom.

Look.

I'm joking, I'm good. Yo, W game concept, this is actually really good. Why can't I take my eyes off the cell?

He's very slippery. He's already almost gotten out twice now. Since you can't see him, it kind of makes the job a bit more interesting, doesn't it?

Yeah, but there's no way he's getting out that cell, though. Do you see this? Anything else I should know about him?

Some officers have sworn they've experienced strange things while being around him. See things, hear things, experience things. Like not being able to see him. Some people get sick Some even say they've experienced a ring the last guy

Dude I can already tell the ending to this game is gonna be crazy This is gonna be some crazy this already panning is gonna be crazy. This is gonna be so crazy. This is already panning out to be crazy.

Um, can you watch him for me? Sorry, I'm here to work. Just wait for Jenkins to come by and ask him to take over.

Yeah, but he only takes over for like two minutes. I'm talking to you permanently watch him and I go do something else. Like I'll go hang out in the break room. No?

Okay. What's he doing right now?

He's just staring at you.

Sir, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you, that's real creepy.

And I can't see him. Why did he start the fire?

Who's to say, really?

Cabin fever, mental illness, disease, for fun? He's psychotic. Who's to say, really? Cabin fever, mental illness, disease, for fun? He's psychotic. Not exactly the most rational.

You from around here?

No, I'm not from around here. I'm up near 683.

The fucker is loud! I'm gonna ask him who the most violent person he ever analyzed was again.

I guess it's one guy. Maybe some other time.

Man, why do they call him 10 Shaq Dave?

Don't ask.

You've heard this story way too many times.

I want to know! I'm y'all's new co-worker, why won't you let me in? The foot shake? That is the most realistic thing I've ever seen. The realism in that is absolutely insane. Nice weather we're having, ain't it?

We just yapping now. Yeah, I guess so. What happened to you?

There was this guy, a real ladies man. Handsome guy. One day he gets his girlfriend of seven years pregnant. Even though he's also been banging everything else in the immediate postal code. A little lately, he goes insane. Takes a shovel, hits her over the head.

Thinking he's killed her, buries her in a forest, but she's not exactly dead. She claws her way out of the hole, makes her way to the nearest road where she calls for help. Cops find him maiming all the other women he's had relationships with around town. Got to about five of them before the cops found him. I was assigned to perform an evaluation for the court, so we do just that.

After a few sessions, I find out he's a pretty normal dude, despite the... um... insanity. Got a little too close one day. He stabbed me in the neck with my pen.

Oh!

Luckily he only hit the windpipe. But you wanna know the scariest part?

Just before I left,

I actually wanted to take my dude out for a beer.

Okay, man. Well, it was nice meeting you, Doc. Seeing your reflection makes it look like you're inside.

Right.

You do not want to open that door. Oh, I didn't plan on it. Hey, what's going on? What was that? What was that? Something just happened.

I'm nervous.

I'm real scared right now.

Um, I want, can somebody come take over for a minute? I need a break, please.

Did you leave the stove on?

I don't know.

Hey, I need a break, please. Did you leave the stove on?

I don't know.

Hey, I need a break, Ski. Hey, can somebody else come watch over this real quick?

Oh.

The warden's office?

Oh.

Yo, Jenkins, I need a break real quick, big dog, please. Please, thank you so much. Who knew watching over an invisible prisoner's cell could be this stressful? Can I go talk to the warden real quick? Hey!

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What?

I just, I just, I just ruptured my Achilles in my left leg

Not still there I'm good

We check this game is crazy I feel for the man. Okay, that piano is kind of loud. Let me turn it down a little bit There we go right there I feel for the man. Okay, that piano is kind of loud. Let me turn it down a little bit I feel for the man. Okay, that piano is kind of loud. Let me turn it down a little bit I feel for the man. Okay, that piano is kind of loud. Let me turn it down a little bit

There we go right there. I

Feel for the man, but at the same time I feel an incredible lust for vengeance. Why did he do it? How did he escape without a single scratch? I can't wrap my head around it It's like when God spares the drunk that kills the family of three while driving home. We always teased him when we were kids but he scared us. Was it really that? Did I kill my own family all that time ago and just didn't know it?

The officers say they shot him that day but he wouldn't go down. How was that possible? He just stared straight ahead, both hands on the wheel, as if someone was making him do it. And then he surrenders. Why?

To torment us? All those people? All my friends? My family? The officers feel uncomfortable around him. I get this terrible ringing in my ears when I'm around his cell.

It's like he's got a hold of all of us and he won't let go. Is that the guy that I'm watching?

Sometimes I sneak a peek of him from my door past the guard on watch which was which is us

He just stares at me with those eyes those cold dead eyes and I stare back

Hoping somehow I can kill him with my mind.

That's crazy, bro. Trying to kill him. That's gross. You just sit there looking at somebody. Bro, just trying to just try to kill him. Try to try to unlock a hundred percent just try to kill him. Trying to unlock 100% brainpower to kill him. I can't wait to see him off to Millhaven, but a part of me wants to do him in before

that can ever happen. Why is the warden just dead in here and nobody's talking about it? Oh, oh wow. Oh lord. Why is his body still in here? Warden Andrew Gantz suicide note. Oh So whoever finds this watch Tom he'll get out so yeah, Tom's a guy we're watching Tom doll. Yeah He's slippery and I'm not gonna have us responsible for letting the greatest mass murderer of our country go. Excuse me

He's the greatest mass murderer of the country That's who I'm watching and I can't even see him

What?

Watch him but take care of him He's still one of us show him that he didn't win kill him with kindness to my fellow officers I'm sorry. You had to find me like this. I swear. I'll make it up to you in the next life The last rounds on me. It was a pleasure serving Montgomery Hills alongside you but my question is what? Why is his body still in here? Yo Bobby with the five gifted thank you Bobby.

That bang earlier was the bullet? Wait was it really? To the Montgomery Marticians Martians if you the playoffs again, I'll find a way to come back to haunt you. That's crazy to have in a suicide note. To my family, I'm sorry to Dahl.

Oh yeah, he really hates Dahl, man. Yo, yo, yo, Bree with the five, give the W Bri.

Okay.

Thank you for taking over for me for a little bit. I really appreciate it. Bobby Light with another 10 W Bobby Light. Appreciate it

Bobby light with another 10 W Bobby light. Am I not gonna tell anybody that I found him in there?

Okay, W little break we're back I'm ready Come back He is watching you how do how do we know You want to talk some more i'm lonely. No, okay

Yo chat

Yo chat am I tweaking or did the door disappear? Chad? The door, the door's gone and there's a giant fire. What's happening?

Wait, doctor, do you not see what's happening? Doc! Doc! Doc! I need a break. I need a break. I need gonna break. What? Get help? Doc! Hey! Somebody hit the fire alarm! I'm gonna break. I'm gonna break.

I'm gonna break. I'm gonna break. Doc! Hey! Somebody hit the fire alarm! Chat, why did the door disappear? Why did that happen? Wait. Hey. Hey! Oh my goodness I'm staying in here. I like this room. It's a bomb. I can't do nothing. Thousands dead. He killed thousands. Yo QG with the five. Thank you.

Oh wow, okay. Um, hey, I need help! I'm scared.

Doll, doll, Mr. Doll, who's the scariest of them all? Look away, run you might, he's sure to give you quite the fright. I'm scared.

Why is there a flashlight?

Oh, oh lord.

What?

Where is everybody? Hello?

It's, it's dark.

Oh, we're about to get jump scared bad.

Oh, I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. Oh, we're about to get jump scared bad. What? Why? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom?

Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom? I still can't see him. Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom?

Tom?

Tom? Tom? Tom? Tom. Tom, don't kill me. Tom. Yo! Yo, yo!

Hey!

Hey! Help! Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HIGH HEEL! What? SIR, PLEASE!

Chat, what is happening? Type one if you're scared! This game is crazy. I need help.

I need help.

Who is Tom Dolchat? I still can't see him but he's chasing me. Sir use Guts to help me. Sir, please, I'm panicking right now.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Did he just lock me in here? Officer, can you snap out of it? I need help. I don't know what's going on in here. I am so scared.

Oh.

Chat the cells disappeared.

Chat, the cells are gone. I dare you to stand with your back to it.

See how long you can last.

What do you mean?

Back to who? What? Where am I? Somebody gotta help me.

Um.

I can't move.

Doll, doll, Mr. Doll.

Who's the scariest of them all? Look away. Run you might.

He's sure to give you quite the fright. Oh, hey. Hello, who are you? Are you Tom? I'm sorry, I'm not Tom. I'm Tom.

I'm Tom.

I'm Tom.

I'm Tom.

I'm Tom. You're not alone. I'm going to kill you. Wow.

That was uh. Wow., bone saw went crazy. Golly. Uh, that was really good and scary.

I'm not going to lie.

That was actually really, really good right there W game for real Bonesaw just gifted five Yo W bonesaw that was a a bone saw that was great W dev that was really good wow that was that was good

I

Thought I played other games by him before because the intro and they all been bombs they've all been bangers That was really good. Yo w bonesaw man. That was great Great. Oh my goodness. I just, y'all remember, y'all remember Manny's, that game where we started on an island and that restaurant appeared on the island?

I knew that's, he made that game. I Literally just looked in bone sauce chat logs Bonesaw was typing in here in 10 21 2023 two years ago

We've been we've been playing bonesaw games for a minute

That was that was really good bones a bone saw don't miss that was dude at the end there bro that was so scary bro

that was cool!

Chad, are you officially a better person for having experienced that? I think we're all a better person for having experienced that right there. Goated game. Goated game. Dare I say, game of the year.