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I Got A Night Shift Cleaning Job…

I Got A Night Shift Cleaning Job…

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Lock in, get you a diapy on. Chat, this game, spooky game tonight, this dev has dropped some bangers in the past. It's always good when a dev, you've played a scary game from a dev that's dropped some bangers in the past not gonna lie Lock in get you a diapy on my heart. Just skip the beat Hey, you best get you a diapy on Cuz it's spooky time up in here I said you better hang up that computer call and come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.

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I'm feeling romantic. Hold on, I gotta get me some more water real quick.

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Hold on.

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Y'all wait just a minute, man.

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I gotta get me some water.

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Chad, let me tell you, man.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. hold on I gotta give me some more water real quick y'all wait just a minute man I gotta get me some water Chad let me tell you man it ain't easy walking around just ripped 24-7 buddy

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let me tell you

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just ripped You know what I mean?

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Chad isn't that noise kind of comforting? That background like noise? Like the background noise of like air vents and fans There's nothing more comforting of a noise than like just air movement Air movement is like the most comforting thing ever. No joke Yo, Ben, appreciate you, ProseKiller, thank you. WProseKiller, appreciate that.

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Okay, Ben, appreciate you, Violet. Thank you, Violet, I will appreciate you. Lock in. Name of this game is...

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What? No. No, not again, please! No! Get off me! No! Fuck! Fuck! The night cleaner.

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That's the name of the game. The night cleaner. Not the day cleaner. not the middle afternoon cleaner. No, no. The night cleaner by Yamato. I played some other games by this dev and I recall Why does it say 1920 by 1080?

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Man!

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Okay, we're going to try it with V-Sync off because we never liked the V-Sync nerds to have. VHS filter off, you got me messed up. Head bob off. Let's pre-fire the sensitivity, Let's go like right here with the sensitivity Yeah, let's try it

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Lock in the night Wait, did that say 30 FPS? Hold on. Let me go fix that That's playable. Don't know why y'all act like 30fps ain't playable chat 30fps playable for real Let me let me adjust that oh this house this house look oh no, that's not playable that is 30fps Lord have mercy Graphics, frame rate, let's go 120. Why'd it go back to 30? Am I tweaking?

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Is that me? 120. Person on the internet with the five gifted. That's a crazy name. Does it look clean?

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I should head to work. Oh, man. Well, it's already 11 o'clock. Does it look clean? It's about time. I should head to work. Oh man. Well it's already a horror game, Chad. Going to work?

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Yep, it's already a horror game, buddy. Okay, is the sensitivity good one shot? Chad, I think I one shot at the the sensitivity no joke. I think I did I Think I one-shotted the sensitivity What is this yo, we love you with the 10,000 bits W. We love you with the

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10,000 bits Chocolate with the five case. What's your best advice? on moving on from an ex it was almost a year ago and it still hurts now and then. Please help I love you help me through so many dark times stay true to yourself. Just realize it was meant to be and that it was for the best because if it happened it probably was meant to be.

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I think but that's how I would view it not gonna lie. Not gonna lie that's that's low-key how I would view it Anyway, let's go to work is the screen tear. Let me see. There's a screen tear going Lord have mercy We got a turn v-sync on all the nerds won today Congratulations v-sync nerds. We're turning v-sync on Congrats it does look clean now though.

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Oh yeah, we good.

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Dude, I'm sweating from playing Rocket League. Golly, that was intense. I felt like I was playing an actual sport or something. All right, let's go to work. Unfortunately, I'm assuming our job is like a cleaner because the name of the game is the night cleaner.

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I do like the little apartment layout, not gonna lie, it's kinda clean in here.

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Alright.

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It always sucks having to leave the house to go to work. Off I go go I suppose. Gotta take my umbrella. standing out in the rain? Life. Life.

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Life. Life. Life.

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Life. Life. Life. Life. Life. Why is there somebody just standing out in the rain? I'm approaching him because I have no survival instincts.

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God as well!

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Lord! Excuse me? Sir, are you okay? I'm just gonna go to work. I'm probably running late.

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Where do I work at? Hello

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GG wait, was it behind me? Okay, I don't know where I work at but okay it's not this way. Thank you Deb for the invincible wall Maybe I'll work down here Okay, I can walk this direction I cannot walk this direction. so I went completely the wrong way. Where do I work? Oh, it's gotta be in here.

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Oh, look at that vending machine! I can't go in there!

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I want something from the vending machine!

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Is he gone? I was about to say that was gonna be even more scarier than if he was still there.

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9:12

Golly.

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Okay, let's try going this way. I don't know what direction I'm supposed to go to get to work, not gonna lie. They ain't got me no hints or nothing. It's too dark over here though.

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I can't go that way But stop maybe it is a way to fight Who is this my scooter No, this ain't my scooter, man. Talk to him, I tried to.

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Let me walk up here.

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Hey! Big dog! No, he don't want to talk.

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You know, if I can't figure out where to go to work at, then maybe I should just not go to work. I mean, I mean, come on. You know what I mean? Like there ain't, where do I go? Maybe I go this way. Maybe if I walk on a sidewalk I can go over here Work work work job work job work job work job half the chat just died

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R.I.P. Yo, we have a very big issue here. Where do I work at? Okay, it is 100% confirmed not this direction because I cannot go either of these ways, even on the sidewalk.

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Game of the year, I guess. I don't know. There's nowhere else for me to go. Is this my van? No! Is this my van?

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No, this ain't my van. Big dog. Looks like it's about to be a YouTuber. Because I've looked everywhere. I'm about to get straight up butt naked in here. Quit playing with me.

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Just give me a landmark.

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YouTubing it.

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Got me messed up.

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Yo devs, let's put like an arrow. A big giant arrow, man. I'm about to get straight up butt naked in here. Quit playing with me. Just give me a landmark.

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I'm about to get straight up butt naked in here.

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Quit playing with me. Yo devs, let's put like an arrow, a big giant arrow, man.

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Oh yeah, yellow paint. I'm going to do a quick test. It's so nice seeing somebody else be confused too Cuz it makes me feel less dumb. You know what I mean? Yo devs I fear that that is insane. I was almost I was almost hoping I wouldn't find where I's like, my work environment. Why do wall... Hello?

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Why do wall look like that? Yo, what's going on in here? Oh, nah, who is this?

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Oh. So you're the new recruit starting today, huh? I'm Takano, the manager of this building. Can I get a day off my tum tum hurting? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

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Ha ha!

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It's good to see some energy. I ain't got no energy, what you talking about? I ain't trying to be here, it's raining, I should have stayed in the house. I'm sure you've already been told about your tasks, right? I actually have not, sir. I want you to clean from the first to the sixth floor.

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The supplies are all in the room near the elevator. You won't get lost. This building is old. Strange noises happen often at night. Yeah, I already heard one just a second ago. Sometimes you can even hear footsteps on the floors where none should be and you're blaming that on the building being old Albert with the five. I don't think that's the building being old.

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That sounds like some straight demon action. But it's better not to pay too much attention. If you start worrying, you won't last long. If you finish early, you can just go home. Now that right... that right there, W work environment for real.

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I don't recommend staying too long. Well then, take care of things. Yo, sir, what's up with the demon action? What is that? You gonna tell me about that or what? Like, hello? I'm gonna go put my umbrella up.

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I'm a man, I'm a man, I, and I, and I.

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Uh, uh.

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Boop.

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All right, sir, I'll get to work. You gonna stay here or you gonna leave? I mean, I'm get to work. You gonna stay here or you gonna leave? I mean I'm just wondering. So we gotta clean the first through the sixth floors. Can we cut some lights on in here? Why is it so dark right there? Okay, he said my tools were in the area, er, in the door beside the elevator. So I'm assuming it's this right here. Okay,

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it's dark in here. Can I turn the lights on? Thank you so much. We got a vacuum cleaner can be used to clean dust from the floor. Yeah, we're cooked. Yeah, we're cooked. Yeah, we're actually cooked, chat. There ain't no way around it. Trash can, we could pick up trash with it. And that's a rag.

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I can't grab the rag. Let's start with the vacuum and get all the stuff vacuumed up real quick. Ooh, that's kind of satisfying. Oh. Yo, can somebody explain what the noise is? Milkman with the file.

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Okay, you know what, chat? Maybe this job ain't gonna be too hard. This seems like it's pretty easy and we ain't got nobody yelling at us. We're just working on our own time. Yeah, this might be easy.

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I just jinxed it, we're dead. There's gonna be demons in here waiting for us, GG. Okay, grab that Alright, let's vacuum this up real quick. Yo Vic with the TNW Vic listen to the Lord jingle it plays listen You heard it? Chay y'all heard that? Okay let's just do my job.

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There we go. Clean. Alright. This little area is done. Let's go see what else needs to be done here. Let me close this door.

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Yup.

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Alright, let's go down this way first and see what's up. Oh, I gotta clean the individual rooms too? Yo, I better be getting paid so much money, man. Oh my goodness, this is so much to clean There needs to be a whole cleaning crew not just me There we go, that's done let me get this walled over here done Oh

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I thought that was an air vent at first until it made that little like reverb noise. What was that?

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What I can pick that up what What? There we go.

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I'll pick this trash up. Clean.

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All right.

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This room is done besides the chair, but that's not my job. Let's get out of here. No, Chad, they ain't gonna fire me. Who else is going to clean up in a haunted building all night by yourself? Ain't nobody going to do that. It's only me. So they wouldn't, they wouldn't dare.

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They wouldn't dare fire me.

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Okay. The bathroom, bathroom look. It actually. Yo, please stop. All right, let's get cleaned up in here. It looks like everything's clean though. Piper with the five.

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Yo, the echo in here makes everything so much more creepy. Okay, the bathroom's clean. I'm happy to see that. I'm leaving the light on too. You got me messed up. It is so loud in there.

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All right, pick that up.

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Boom.

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We'll see in court. That was easily distinguishable, a Coke can. We'll see you in court, buddy. Okay, let's check this bathroom out too. Ooh. Okay, let's check this bathroom out too. I ain't gotta clean that, right? No, okay, that's good. It's loud in the bathroom.

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It's clean. Okay, Chad, I'm glad we ain't gotta clean the bathrooms for real. That's a relief.

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Okay, what's this room?

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Okay, we got like a little meeting room or something like that. Let me get the lights turned on. There we go. What was that? Dude, for the most part, chat, it ain't too dirty, you know what I mean? Besides I don't know what happened right here, but let's just get it done.

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Clean.

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Yo, that vent is loud. Bonnie in that thing, Bonnie in the vent. Okay, grab that. Let's get this done. Dude, my favorite part is the vacuum because it plays a little jingle.

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Dude, dude, my favorite part's the vacuum for real cuz a little jingle it plays no joke Hey so far and I ain't trying to jinx nothing you know what I mean and I have been known to jinx some stuff in the

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past

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But so far nothing creepy's happened not gonna lie Okay, that rooms done All right, let's get this little area cleaned up. I like this little area. Not because the vending machines either. I just think it's a vibe. Dude the vacuum cleaner is so satisfying, Chad! There we go

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Boom, all right

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Let's head back and clean the first areas real quick point blank with the five. Thank you Clip the window not chat No, that was a reflection chat look see that's a reflection of the vending machines see see Do you see Alright, let's go over here. I Don't like how this little area don't have no lights on

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That's kind of creeping me out a little bit. Let's get the wall clean. No, I can't see nothing Okay, yo, can we get like a maintenance man to come replace this light bulb right here cuz this is an issue Pepsi or coke Pepsi all day and it's not even close. Boom. First floor done? Alright this is mostly clean now. Let's move on to the next floor. And like I said Chad, aside, so a few creepy noises here and there, nothing too scary has happened yet. Yo, tick with the five. Thank you. Which is a good thing, of course. All right. Are we on the sixth floor.

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Okay.

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All right, chat, to the second floor we go. Y'all think I'm a good employee so far though? I think I'm doing pretty good. I'm not going to lie. All right, next floor. Let's go ahead and go through.

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Floor number two.

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That thing sound like a UFO. Gee.

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Hello? Oh no. I already don't like the second floor. Bruh, why did the lights just go out?

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Hello?

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Chat, why'd the lights just go out? What room is this, like a little kitchen area? Turn the lights on. Okay, the light's working in here. That's good.

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Boom.

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Man, how you ain't gonna leave me no snacks?

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What am I-

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That was so aggressive.

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Listen to this.

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What am I supposed to eat for my lunch break, by the way? You know what's going to take forever to clean all these floors? All right, let's keep moving. Close that door. All right, some trash right here. Ooh, ooh, man, I don't know about the second floor, Chad, for real.

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Okay, for real. Okay, clean this. Okay, that's done. I really don't know what that noise is, dude. What is that?

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All right, keep moving. Okay, we got like a little computer room. Let's get this clean, because that's obviously my job. Oh, that wall is dirty over there. You see that?

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Oh my goodness.

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Okay, pick this up. We're good. Okay, pick this up. We're good. Okay, clean this wall off. Chat, why does this look so dirty? What's going on here? Yo, this rag is absolutely insane though.

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This thing can clean literally anything. Like bruh. This rag tough All right, there's some trash right there got that I think this whole rooms clean now Just because I felt like being disrespectful. Alright, next room.

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See if the bathroom needs cleaned. Maybe the bathrooms are always clean, chat.

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Low key.

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That's so loud.

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Okay, I'm going to assume that the bathrooms are always clean now, yeah?

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What? What just happened?

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I think it just popped up my IP on the screen again. What just happened? I think it just popped up my IP on the screen again.

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Somebody in here? It dox me?

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Let's see what it said. I'm kind of scared to see because what if it is my IP? You think it's my IP for real? GG. The name of this clip is IP leak man.

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Let me see That's my ip Yeah, that's my ip somebody translate this real quick because what is that that this popped up on my screen. It says you're cooked Yeah, buddy How come y'all ain't got my translation ready instantly where my translation at bro

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Uh I don't know what that is Right But I know it ain't good

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Lock in we're good So something creepy going on in a second floor in a second floor bathroom. We know that much I don't know what that was But I heard some water running after that popped after that And it sounded like it came from the bathroom, so.

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Keep moving. We're good.

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It says, you can't go back, run, you can't stay here. Cannot run away. cannot run away. Run this this way. Yeah, GG Mason with the 10 W Mason with the ten. Thank you. Alright, let's check this bathroom just to make sure.

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Okay, I think the bathrooms like a second ago. I think the bathroom was probably always gonna be clean Cuz I don't see I don't see nothing going on in here for real All right, let's keep moving okay, we're almost done with the second floor right here just a few more things both okay boom Is that not everything? Oh, there's another room right here, what am I doing? What is this?

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Okay, like some cubicles, let's get this clear. Bro, what is that noise, dude? Oh. The only comforting thing that we have left is the vacuum with the little jingle that it plays. Chat, there was nothing in that window, bro. Why are y'all tweaking?

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There was not nothing in no window see nobody even clicked it because there's nothing in the window it was a reflection chat if this winds up being a reflection I'll see nothing going on in here for real. Chat, a bunch of tweakers. Okay, chat, it's a reflection in the window, cuh. Okay, we're almost done with the second floor right here. That's the second time y'all done did that, by the way.

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Y'all need to lock in Some straight goobers up in this thing We good though Lock in, let's get this room clean right here Then we'll be done with the second floor, we only got four more left after that. Y'all did that on the first floor too chat. Y'all remember y'all thought there was something in the window on the first floor too, it was a reflection. Yo this job low key easy. Oh jingle time! Love that vacuum cleaner man.

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Okay, that extended jingle means the whole floor is done so let's go to floor 3. Back to the elevator we go. And unfortunately the lights were off back at the elevator so it's going to be a little creepy. Alright let's go. Back to the elevator.

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Did you see how I pre-looked around the corner because I had a feeling somebody was gonna be there. I pre-looked around the corner because I just had a feeling. Who is this? You're the new part-timer, right? Yeah. You're the new part-timer, right? Yeah? Who are you?

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I'm Sasaki. You could say I'm your senior here. Nice to meet you. Why was you just waiting around the corner? I should warn you, you'd be better off quitting a place like this as soon as you can.

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What?

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What do you mean? I've given you my warning. Chat, come on man. Okay, thank you I guess. Yeah I'm going to the third floor. Second floor's had some weird stuff happen. Big dog.

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Third floor, let's just do our job and go home. Third floor. Alright.

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Let's hope the lights don't go off on the third floor like they did the second. What you doing? Let me out of here.

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About to save. All right, lock in. Let's get this thing clean. The chat's insane. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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That is a well-known fact Well done Okay, we got a little storage room right here Is that all that's in here just a little piece of trash? Yes, it is close that You're on the third floor starting off pretty good. not gonna lie, don't look that dirty so far.

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Clean, get this wall cleaned right here. Clean!

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All right, let's go in here. What room is this? Okay, like a little office cubicle area. Got it. Oh, this room is big. Oh Lord, no. Oh Lord, is there another light switch?

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Why is there not another light switch? Oh, there is. Thank you. Okay, that makes it better. We're good. I was about to say, get this vacuumed up,

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get that Dyson going.

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Do the jingle is such a vibe. say get this vacuumed up get that Dyson going.

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Dude the jingle is such a vibe. Chat the jingle is such a vibe man. Alright, let's get this cleaned off right. Oh, you have mercy. Just... Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Lord have mercy, just...

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I can't.

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I can't. Oh, no, there's another one. Oh no, there's another one. Oh no, there's another one. Oh no, there's another one. Oh no, there's another one.

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Oh no, there's another one. Yeah, it's over. Who was that?

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Yeah, it's over. Who was that?

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Yeah, it's over. Who was that?

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I don't know who that is I don't know who that is in the window of that door, but I can tell you one thing right now, that ain't good. Clip it, you don't even gotta clip it, you can literally see her standing in the window. Look, she's right there.

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Look, she's just staring at us. Bruh! I'm begging you. No. Bro.

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She gone. Chat, we're good. She gone.

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Let's get this room cleaned up and get out of here. This has been the creepiest room yet. Yep. We're good. creepy you one thing it ain't enough for all this type one if you agree it ain't enough for whatever's going on here this is bad vacuum section jingle Okay, is this room clean? I want to get out of this room now.

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Okay, looks like, okay there's a water bottle right here, let me get this water bottle done.

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Boom.

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Alright, let's get out of this room. I think this room's cleaned. I'm out of here All right Shut both of those doors, I don't want nothing to do with that room ever again chat not gonna lie Yeah, okay, there's that let's get this cleaned off South Paul with the five, thank you.

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All right. We gotta check the bathrooms just to be sure, chat. Y'all already know. Leave? No, we gotta get this money, man. This our job.

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Wait, I can't use any light switches now. Chat, I can't use any light switch. Just quit? Chat, would you quit on the spot right now? Be honest, would you? I just heard a loud slamming noise I don't know what that was but I know it's not good we're almost done

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with the third floor we're good yo case it's my first time on stream. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

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Hey.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Welcome. Hey.

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Welcome.

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Hey. Hey. Welcome. Welcome.

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Welcome. Say welcome.

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Say welcome. Say welcome.

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Okay, this is the last area of this. Let's get this done. It is so dark on this floor, it's actually ridiculous.

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Boom, get this piece of trash picked up. That's not the last thing. Chat, what did I miss? I had to have missed something in here right why do i gotta be in here why

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oh yeah there's a water bottle okay let's get out of here get me off this floor the third floor has been the creepiest so far i did not like the third floor chat did you like the third floor. Chad, did you like the third floor? I didn't. Get me out of here.

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Fourth floor, here I come! Take me!

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GG, why, it's been a minute since I've had them. You know what I got from Walmart the other day, bro? The carbonara pink bag, bulldog noodles, man. Dude. man. Dude, if you've never had the carbonara pink bag, bulldak noodles, dude, you are, you are missing out. Dude. I hate when my hands randomly feel dirty, bro. It is so annoying why man?

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Why does it happen so much? Lord have mercy God Lee Godly. Y'all say it's an OCD thing, but I... All that stuff I told y'all about before is OCD. I didn't think the hand dirtiness had nothing to do with it, but I guess it makes sense.

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I guess it makes sense. Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

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Lock in. Chat, we only got three more floors to clean, lock in. But anyway, like I said, the pink bag bulldack noodles, bro, with the carbonara, man, them things so good. Oh, the fourth floor looks like it's gonna be real dirty Chat what are the odds something absolutely terrible happens on this floor? I got a feeling why do none of the light switches work now with

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something happening dude what's up with the light stop that was a loud thunder that was thunder we We're good. I got a Dyson vacuum ad. Wait, what? That's concerning. They know too much about us. Targeted advertising. Okay, that's done. Pick that up. We're making quick work of this floor. Not gonna lie. Quick

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work.

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Lord have mercy, why can I not turn the light on in here, bro? That was a fart, not thunder. I've never farted in my life though, so it can't be. Like I told y'all growing up, they called me Never Farting Case because I never did. And that's facts. All right, this room is clean. I don't know what happened and why I'm not allowed to turn lights on anymore, but I don't

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like it. Okay, let's check the bathrooms out again. You know what? I'm done checking the bathrooms. I know they're clean. I'm done even going in there, chat.

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Do y'all like my executive decision? Would you quit at this point? At this point? Probably not. Because I'm gonna keep it a stack with you. Nothing. Did the rag fall off? Why did that take so long? Because at this point nothing too creepy has happened to where I would quit yet Now yeah, there's still something that's bad. That's How am I supposed to clean this room Actually, no, the lady standing in the doorway, yeah, I would have quit. Yeah, I forgot about that.

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Yeah, I would have quit by now, 100%. That lady standing in the doorway, that was creepy. No doubt about it. Yep, 100%. How could I have almost forgot how do they want me to clean this room if there's no key to it unless there's a

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key in here that I just that I just didn't pick up. But that should not be my job, to hunt down a key. Um... We're on the fourth floor by the way. We are on the fourth floor by the way.

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Let me out of here.

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All the lights went off. Now I can go in here. Lord have mercy. Let's just get it cleaned lock in let's just get it clean chat no complaining let's just do our job clean Stop! Wait, was that the sound of me having everything clean but this wall is still dirty? Chat, out of all these games, I've had like a million jobs technically in all these horror

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games. I can't catch no luck because every job I get, every place is haunted where I go work at. I'm getting out of here. We're done with the fourth floor, let's go.

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Gone. I'm leaving.

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Two more to go, we're good. Cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo If I have a cleaning job the cleaning place is haunted every job I get it's haunted I'm not gonna lie. I'm glad the lights are on in here This is comforting maybe everything would go well on the fifth floor for a change but who knows okay what's in this room can I turn the light on everything's okay again all right chat everything is okay again I was allowed to turn the lights on everything's fine everything's back to normal we're good wait what four is bad luck in japanese you say it the same way you say death wait is that true

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dude i could have sworn i heard something like people in japan like skip the number four on stuff. Is that true? Do they actually do that? So say you go like to mickey d's in japan, they ain't got a number four it just goes like three to five?

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Really? No way.

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Well, maybe that's why everything went so bad on the last floor. Which means the fifth floor is fine, so nothing bad is going to happen here. It's already going better because the lights are on. Why is this room just empty?

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Light, light.

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Thank you. Why is this room just empty? Light, light.

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Thank you. Okay, I don't know what's... maybe this is like a room that they're gonna put an office in and they haven't yet. That's 100% what it is. Genius. Same way 13 is a bad number for the US. Wait, I've never heard that actually. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete.

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Marlboro Rojo.

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That song hard.

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Y'all ain't never heard of Marlboro Rojo?

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That song clean.

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How y'all not heard that song?

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That song got like 200 something million views on YouTube. That song hard. Yeah what's his name? Fuerza Rafadas or something. Yeah. Marlboro Rojo.

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Man that song so hard man. I don't know what bro saying but I know he's saying Marlboro Rojo, which means Marlboro red, which means in there smoking cigarettes That's all hard though not a lot Marlboro Rojo them trumpets in that song be going crazy real. Play it. YouTube editor going to cut this part out. God, Lee that's hard. Top awesome.

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Man.

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Anyway, how do we even get sidetracked on that? What happened?

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Song, hard though.

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What floor are we on?

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Five?

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Oh yeah, because I was counting in Spanish.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad. I don't know what bro was saying.

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If Oscar would have never moved away from me. I don't know what he was saying. I don't know what he was saying.

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I don't know what he was saying. Oh, yeah, cuz I was counting in Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my bad. I don't know what bro was saying. If Oscar would have never moved away back in the day, I'd know what bro was saying. And when I did Rosetta Stone, I was cheating in that. There was no hope for me. I took, y'all ever have Rosetta Stone? Bro, when I was a kid, we had Rosetta Stone. We had Spanish on Rosetta Stone. I was cheating.

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Because there was like a little thing you could do on Rosetta Stone in the bottom right corner of the screen and it would show you the answer in English. And I was just hitting that, trying to get a good grade.

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Yup.

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Chat, dude, y'all had to have known. Rosetta Stone had the world in a chokehold back in the day. Did I miss a can?

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Uh-uh.

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See, now y'all got me distracted, now I'm messing up at my job. Y'all done got me distracted talking about, show what song you talking about y'all got me missing cans I don't see no other as a can There we go Oh man that's bad Yeah, man, Rosetta Stone, bruh. Chat, did y'all...

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I don't know if Rosetta Stone's still a thing, but does anybody remember Rosetta Stone? It was like a thing. It was like a... It was like a thing. Bruh, does Goober here just say queso vase? Why'd I told y'all how it is for me, bruh? I Alright this floor is clean, let's get out of here. Nothing happened on the fifth floor.

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Wait did it work? Matter of fact, I might start smoking cigarettes just to whore for him. Nah I'm joking, I'm joking. Don't smoke. RIP Aint Judy, she gone.

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Bro I'm joking man! Don't smoke. RIP Aint Judy, she gone.

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Bro I'm joking man! Alright last floor, we survived!

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My granny still alive? My granny ain't good shady.

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She was smoked, she was twailed. My granny and my aunt Judy used to sit on the front porch smoking cigarettes all day. My granny be dropping like three packs a day. Still just good.

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I mean she had a heart attack when she was in her 40s but that didn't have nothing to Still good, just good. I mean she had a heart attack when she was in her 40's but that didn't have anything to do with smoking.

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Now I ain't over here trying to make an cigarette when you get old, boy, I'm going to hit you so hard you ain't going to be able to get back up. And the whole time she was over there smoking a cigarette.

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Be smoking a cigarette while she's telling me that. I was like, I ain't granny, I ain't going to. It's one of those do as I say, not as I do situations.

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Did I miss something on the floor? I'm gonna get fired. I'm over here conversating during my job. I'm gonna get fired. I need to stop W granny don't smoke. Yeah, she over spoke like three packs a day since she was 12. I got Lee granny 12 Exaggerating 12 She was 12. Golly, granny, 12? I'm exaggerating, 12. Did the light go out out here? Why, man? Why couldn't it just be peaceful?

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Can we acknowledge that on the fifth floor nothing weird happened like at all. This ain't coming off too good.

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Oh lord.

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I used to call my granny third lung. Cause she's been smoking so much for so long and she's still just good. Straight call my granny Iron Lung. Yeah, that's where Markiplier based that video off my, or that movie off my grandma. Dadgum iron lung.

1:04:16

That's hard.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Pick it up. Bro, why are the lights off, man? Okay, this bathroom every bathroom is clean Y'all remember I told you y'all about my grandma? They used to say that... My grandma, like, extremely skinny.

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Which is crazy because she had a heart attack in her 40s and I was like, wait, you weigh like 110 pounds and you had a heart attack in her 40s. And I was like, wait, you weigh like 110 pounds and you had a heart attack in your 40s? I'm dead. They used to say, growing up, I told y'all this not too long ago, they said if it was raining outside,

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my granny could stand under like a telephone wire and not get wet. That's how skinny she was. Like a wire. not like a whole telephone pole just like the wire running from telephone pole to telephone pole she could stand under one of the things and not get wet that's what they said

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I'm like man that's crazy man hey bro how you even come up with something like that? You've said it like 500 times? I've said it like twice! And I can guarantee you there's at least a thousand people in here that ain't never heard that, maybe more.

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Probably half of the people in here ain't never heard me say that.

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Since you want to have a little attitude what is my job just simply done Why can't I go in the elevator? What am I hearing? What is that? I don't feel like going.

1:07:12

Just thinking about what happened yesterday makes me sick. No point dwelling on it. I should quit soon.

1:07:18

I'm hungry. Still got some time to grab something to eat. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

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I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Still got some time to grab something to eat. Carb with the 5, thank you. Oh that look good. Oh that look good for real. Bento? Dude you ain't gotta slam the door like that.

1:07:48

Wait, you ain't gonna take the plastic off? Bento box? What's a Bento box? Microplastics added.

1:08:16

Oh my...

1:08:28

Buddy you got a bite like that on you? We can't be scared of no ghost. You just bite it in half.

1:08:35

What?

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Yo that creepy dude ain't standing outside today. Oh he's just sitting over there. I'm starving. Let me go run back to the house, see if I got some. I wonder if I can.

1:09:23

I got an apple.

1:09:27

W mans!

1:09:31

Here you go sir.

1:09:40

Apple. Tastes good, thanks.

1:09:58

But this area has changed a lot. Long ago people used to make... Golly, that's loud. Long ago people used to make offerings to the god of this land but not because they believed because they feared him. There was a shrine around here too but now nothing's left. When they built the buildings and roads they tore it all down, destroyed it thinking they'd

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forgotten their sins and their fear. Oh that's why it's haunted huh? You think I'm gonna get the good ending now since I gave him some food? I bet you I am. Kase, do you like pretzels? No.

1:10:31

Pretzels are only good if you have something to pair with them, like some cheese or chocolate or something. Base pretzels, you might as well just be eating straight sawdust. Unless it's one of them big soft pretzels and then those are good. But like regular pretzels... Back to work! Where's the manager at today?

1:11:11

Chat where's? What's in there? Why is nothing dirty? nothing GG? What was there a clip? You know what, y'all have lost y'all's clip privileges. Never again will you say clip and I go look. Ah, that's a lie. I miss a lot of stuff.

1:12:10

Hey sir.

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Oh, you're here. Thanks for yesterday. Thanks to you the offices are completely clean. What do I do today? I'm counting on you again from here on out.

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I'm counting on you again from here on out.

1:12:17

I'm counting on you again from here on out.

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I'm counting on you again offices are completely clean. What do I do today?

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I'm counting on you again from here on out You ever hear a ghost fart now you did what about the senior cleaner? Is it mr. Sasaki working today?

1:12:50

Sasaki? I've never heard that name. Then who was that yesterday? But I greeted him yesterday. You're the only one cleaning here right now. We haven't hired anyone else. That can't be.

1:13:10

I definitely talked to him yesterday. Could have been some kind of nasty prank. Anyway, I'll be c- GOD! Leave what's up with the ghost action! Wait, what you want me to clean today? Everything is clean, sir. How tall are you?

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Oh my goodness!

1:13:51

Chad, I don't understand what he wants me to clean. Everything's...

1:13:52

The elevator isn't even...

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What's happening? I'm going to go get some water. Sir? Sir, there's nothing to clean today. Everything's clean.

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Gee gee. GG! Chat, I fear this whole thing is a setup because there is nothing for me to clean today. Why is the elevator not working? Why is everything dark? GG. Hey chat it was nice What's up with the noises? Okay, there's gotta be something going on in here, but I don't know what.

1:15:51

Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Can I leave? What's going on?

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I can't go anywhere. There's nowhere to go. Hell! I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.

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I'm not go anywhere. There's nowhere to go. Hell Just helplessly calling for help. Yeah, I remember when I played

1:16:37

Yeah, I remember when I played a minty and I was in the middle of like a

1:16:42

Pyramid by myself and I yelled help like anybody was within a million miles of me. Like, bro, there ain't nobody gonna help me, man. What's happening to me?

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So I can't interact with any of the doors or anything, so what am I to do? The elevator also, what is this? There was not a hallway here before. Why didn't you run away? I warned you. There's no turning back now.

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It won't open. What is this place?

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OH LORD!

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She's a runner, she's a track star! She can run away when it gets hard!

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She can do the things you can't guess, girl! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! I'm scooting! See all my points!

1:18:45

Get predicted, idiot! I need to get out of here quickly. Yeah. Could not agree more big dog.

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I'm gone.

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Help.

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Elevator ain't working. Can I take the stairs?

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Yes I can. I'm out take the stairs, yes I can, I'm outta here.

1:19:06

ASMR foot stay ups. Oh my God! I'm gonna go home. This is why you don't get a job, chat. Do you need any other proof? My umbrella.

1:19:34

We leaving the umbrella? This is why you don't get a job, Chad. I mean, no more proof is needed. Hello? I can't leave Something seems off all for real

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Is this the end of the game why can I leave

1:20:47

Red 40 final boss. I'm at home Okay, there's an invisible wall around this whole area There's no direction that I can go by the way no direction Ma'am? This never ends. The sky is red and the world never changes. No matter how far I run, I can never escape from that woman. It's like the snail that constantly chases you, but it's a snail so it's so slow.

1:21:38

It's like that meme, it's one day away from GTA 6, drop it and you wake up and you feel something on your leg and it's a snail and you died. How much time has passed I wonder? I'm still here. That's messed up. What you mean bad end? I gave that dude some food. Game of the year either way, let me see if that YouTube playthrough got the good ending. Shall I?

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Hey, game of the year either way, what you talking about? I Why is there another Rocket League clip of me playing Rocket League on YouTube? Why is it muted?

1:22:51

Oh my god! Oh that's a plug! Oh my goodness!

1:22:54

I scored on K-fo three years ago. Okay, let's see if this play through got a good ending.

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Focused on money.

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Cause this is like the only play through on YouTube. Help me save an emergency fund. Let's w game though that was good that was good it was it had some decent little scares in it it wasn't overbearing

1:23:38

bro got where'd you get that key from KEY FROM! Yeah, this is definitely a dev This is definitely a dev

1:24:05

There's no way you would have thought random box. Middle of nowhere key. Let's see what happens. Hey, we got to experience both endings though. This building was cheap for its location. It's old, but I judged with proper management, there will be no problems. I didn't ask much about the previous owner. I didn't think there was any need to." There ain't no way I just outread you, by the way. After nightfall, unexplainable things began to increase. Noises, lights, malfunctions. There's

1:24:41

probably why the turnover of night cleaners is so high. Some stopped responding and quit without notice. These days that's not exactly unheard of. I'm overthinking it. Those who worry too much never last long. You skipped? I didn't skip over none! I read all that! I later learned that there used to be a small shrine in this area. I was told that it was destroyed during construction. You hear stories like that anywhere. But there's nothing that can be done about it now.

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Just in case I had a cleansing ritual performed. Whether it had any effect, I can't say.

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Chad, that's messed up.

1:25:17

I feel like because I gave that dude the apple, I should have got the good ending either way. Type one if you agree.

1:25:30

Talisman.

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Bro's gotta be a dev. Gotta be, ain't no way. Yo, that scared me.

1:25:53

Yo. What?

1:26:04

Life. Hey, it's the dude! I think. That night I know for certain that I made it out of that building. Life. By morning the talisman had turned into nothing more than scraps of paper. What the woman was, why she chased after me, now there's no way to know. Since that night, she never appeared before me again. That's what we like to call right there, of the year right there chat absolute game of the

1:26:49

year w game and great stream chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't those bits follows and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Aye, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I love you, man.

1:27:13

Peace out, y'all.

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