I Got Hunted by the World's Deadliest Assassin

On the Unstable SMP, I get hunted by players who want to ban me all of the time, since I have a lot of enemies, and many people want me dead for many reasons.However, my friend Egg is generally a pacifist, and is well liked by most players of the server, which is why we were surprised when we were just chilling at my base.

I've come to claim your life.

What?Why me?

Now, I have no idea who this person is.People on the Unstable SMP like to hide their identity for some reason.But the last time we fought, it didn't go well for you.So I'd recommend you close that door and get going.

Well, if you stand in my way, the second you step outside, you will be banned from the server.Either suffer that fate or let me ban Hagen.

So can I step outside?Wait, wasn't that the guy that tried to steal our mace?You think?

They have a trap here or something?Yo, what?Yo, what even dawg?Yo, they were like after you egg.No!

They're back?Dude, I'm getting back in the house.Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

So you got a mace for yourself.I mean, good for you, man, but...How are you?

I'll be back.

What does that even mean?I think it means he'll be back.Dude, you're the strongest person on the server.How strong do you think you'd be like?

OK, wait, hold on.There's a genuine just railgun like outside of our base, just staring us in the face for however long we've been, dude.Egg and I have encountered this invisible assassin once before.Some time ago, when we were questing for a mace, one of the rarest items on the Unstable SMP, this invisible player tried stealing it at the last second.However, after I beat him in a duel, he relinquished the mace and fled.And that's literally all we know.

What do you think I do to Watts?Probably my life, as stated.

Yeah, but like, why?I mean, that's like, obviously he wants your life, but why?

What can I say, man?Powerful person on the server.Some say I'm a legendary warrior, so.

No one says that.

Okay.A legendary scholar, maybe?Like, I don't know.Like, knowledge is power?

Okay, regardless, he's haunting you.So, take this to protect yourself.

I don't even know how to use this.It's easy, you just...Oh, I did not mean to waste.Oh my days.How many totems you got?I'm out of totems.

Just take this one, bro.

All right, we need a strategy to actually track this guy down.You got any ideas?No.Okay, okay, I haveone idea.

King parents.Oh shoot.Where's the throne at?

Uh, this seat is technically my seat.I don't really have a throne.I mean, sure.Go ahead, bro.

Yo, we did not come here to role play as a king, bro.

Bro, look at me though.

King of unstable.Oh shoot.

So is there a reason you guys are here?

Well, yeah, obviously or else we wouldn't have come here.

Yeah.

Yeah.I don't above the norm of players trying to fight me.They took the time to set up traps outside my base and almost killed me.They have a mace.They know cart pvp.

Wenbu, look, if you're coming to ask for my help, look, I understand that I'm the king of the server, but dude, I don't even have an army.I'm sorry, I don't have time.to be doing this kind of stuff.And I understand, but like I have to focus on helping my citizens, the people who live inside of my kingdom.Also, Wemboo, aren't you like one of the best like fighters on the server, bro?Like there's no way you can't just mace this guy, right?

I mean, I guess, but I'd like to find out who he is and like why.

I mean, Like, I really can't help you guys.I'm sorry.I have like two cities that are currently being built inside of my kingdom.And I gotta go head to one in about like 15 minutes.So, I wish you luck in figuring out who this person is.Let's just go, man.

Good luck.

All his intellect and benevolence is just a myth.

You're just doing the most, bro.Just say that like you're annoyed, you know?Okay, maybe we should lay low for a little bit until we get Like a lead or something.Lay low.

Bro, I got you.

Yo, I thought you said this was a spot we could lay low.

So you don't like the place?

There's like a hundred people here.

It's a cozy, nice tavern, bro.And it's called Hiding in Plain Sight.Oh, this chair is uncomfortable.There we go.It's called Hiding in Plain Sight, bro.OK, no one's going to think to see us here.

OK, in the meantime, we have to think about who this person, this assassin could even really be.It'll help if we need to form countermeasures against them.

He has a lot of stasis chambers, some sort of way to teleport, because he teleported from in front of our base to on top of the tree to mace me, and then teleported underground.He's also smart, knows redstone because of the orb, I mean the railgun, and invisible in a voice changer so it could be literally anyone.They have to be rich, because I broke their armor, and they had a full new set of enchanted netherite.

Hey, hey, hey!Welcome to the tavern!Can I get you started on some food?Who are you?And water?Well, I'm the sir of this place, and I'm making sure you guys are being fed.

No, we're good, bro.

We're having a conversation.Alright.So, I think that's it.

Well, actually, you can't be here.What?Unless you ordered some food or water.Sorry.What will it be?

Just get us the most expensive item on the menu.What is it?

Uh, golden apple and chicken one of each, please.

I'm not paying for that Okay, sounds like a deal.

Thank you, dude.I got us.Okay.It's a celebration for surviving the assassin Okay, so elytra He doesn't have an elytra That's like doesn't have a thank you.This is why I repeat it.That's why I repeat it I mean, yeah, I know my memory is bad.

Yeah, this is gonna be tough.I think I think maybe I have a plan though All right.What's the plan?Yeah, we're cooked.

I thought you said you had a plan.

I didn't want to believe it either, but that's just what my calculations told me.Oh, thank you.

Wait, did you start on some water?

Thank you.

And here's that enchanted golden apple that you guys asked for.

Wait, where's mine?

You guys enjoy your meal.Thank you.

I didn't get one.Did you get two?Are we serious?No, I need one.Thank you.

Why would you eat it?Just in case.

What if the assassin is already among us?Oh, my goodness.Oh, they're going after me.They're going after me.They're going after me.

Uh, hi.Oh, I landed a mace.That's my first run.

Are they good?

Yo, hey, go in the tavern.Run into the tavern.Run into the tavern.

I'm going to the tavern.

Oh, they're killing people.

Wait, this is a terrible idea.I'm killing these people.

You're after me.Why are you killing these people?Oh, what?Oh, oh, OK.They're just...Yo, just run, bro.

I think these guys are different.They aren't invisible.Oh, right.I don't have...I've been trying to reach on my mace.

Yo, you guys in iron should really run because you're going to die if you don't.

Hey, can you evacuate the chunks?All right, whatever.I mean, this place is half destroyed anyways.

Evacuate the premises.Why is everyone so brave?

No, okay.You know what?Fine.Mace, help me. I got you.I have no strength.Oh, that dude definitely was just coincidentally.

Okay, whatever.I just learned it as a player.You guys are really wrong.I understand you want loot, but if you guys get in my way, I'm going to kill.I hate fighting in crowded areas.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, they're helping me kill.Yo, get him!Okay, back away.I'm macing.Wait, egg, loot this netherite.That's a chill guy.

I'm not letting you guys escape.Yo, who are you guys?Oh, I just wasted another fire.Yeah.Are we good?Oh, there's still one left.

Yo, are you commanding them?Let's go, man.

Let's go, team.

Let's go.

Where are you?Hi.This is what I mean by the pen is stronger than the sword.

They have protection for another.Oh, did he die?

No.Oh, no, he killed one.Innocent person.It's OK.Have no fear in your hearts.OK, let me kill this guy before anyone else.

Find warriors.And that's my strongest soldier.

OK, I wouldn't.

OK, OK.At ease, at ease, at ease.A good warrior must have temperance within their heart.

Well, that can't be coincidental that we get jumped by a team of players.Yo, sorry about the nuke.Oh wait, there's still one down there.Wait, let's interrogate this guy.

Yo, buddy, I'm gonna kill you if you - Oh, I - Guys, this is a good example of a warrior with no temperance.Just kills senselessly and without thought.

Why did someone just die with them?

We didn't even order that!

Okay, yeah, we should really get out of here.People just keep dying while we're here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!You guys forgot to pay for your God apples.That's gonna be $20 blocks each.

Yo, you got that in your chest, right?What?You said you got it.Man, I'm sorry.

What?What do you mean?

I apologize.Apologize for what?For bending the truth.So you got it, right?We'll get you back later, bro.

Also, do you know who those people are?I'm going to hold you to that.Both of you.OK, do you know who the people that attack the tavern were?

Oh, well, I don't know.

All right, let's go.Oh, goodbye.All right.Bye.

What do we even do now?I have a plan, but it's a bit unethical.

What do you mean unethical?

Just press F3 and look at your coordinates.

All right.We're at 30 ,000, negative 20 ,000.

Do you realize where we are?OK, no, not literally, but we're outside of Parrot's kingdom, bro.

Yeah.

so we got out we got attacked outside of his kingdom which i mean that's outside of his jurisdiction so he has no actual reason to care to protect us in any way uh -huh but if we go inside his kingdom and then the assassins follow us and attack us then it's within his jurisdiction and it's within his sort of duty as a king to maintain the peace Therefore, we kind of force his hand, if you will.He's forced to aid us with his greatness and genius intellect.Greatness recognizes greatness.Okay, let's go.Okay, I'll lead the way, I guess.

Your plan makes sense, but I don't want Parrot's help.If he didn't want to give us his help, then he won't have to help us.Okay, bro.I have a better idea.Here, come.I think it's actually on this railway.

I'm 95.Why are these so slow?I think I'm going faster than you.I know a battlefield where we can wait for their next attack and hopefully they show themselves this time and we'll actually kill them all.It's really hard to explain my plan when we're just like genuinely bouncing around this.Let's just, let's just, it's all ice now.

All right, let's go.Wait, why are we here?What?Because we're going to wait until they attack.

Dude, they're not going to attack us here.

Why wouldn't they attack us here?They're hunting us.

We're at the highest point overlooking everything.Like no assassin is going to attack when their target is waiting.Yeah, exactly.

So it's a good vantage point.Oh my God.Well then what are they gonna do?They're just gonna let us live forever?

I'm sure they have no qualms with us just standing around forever.Whatever.Hold on.What?I'll shed my book.I need to remember.

Just give me a moment.Let me enter my thinking mode.

I'm redirecting all blood flow to my brain.

Okay.No traps in here.Why do you have no armor?Dude, they're gonna attack us.Put on armor.I had to shed all my earthly possessions.

Can you think a little quieter?

Oh my goodness.I was passed out.Oh, I remember it all.I am the one with infinite wisdom.I am the one who prophesizes.I am the dream catcher.

Give me the shield.I remember this group.Who are they?Like they're just the typical like bandit group that just does whatever for money.Like nothing out of the ordinary.

Okay.Well, you really like hype these guys up, but okay.

Well, yeah, sorry.I was really excited for myself.

Yeah.Wait, why, why does this even matter?

Because.

That was the first time I remember something without my book.

And also, we can use this.We can use their leader to lure out the assassins.Just trust me, bro.

Why are you looking away from me and trying to aura farm?This is not working.You don't have an elytra.How are you going to get down?

With my feet.Do I really have to have no items for the plan to work?Dude, just trust the plan.It's the only way we can actually get the information we need.

Is this their base?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay.

Oh, you got a boat?Here, bro.Isn't the point that I have no items?I don't want to give it back to him when we cross, bro.

If you have to swim anyways, it defeats the whole point of being bigger because I tried it.

I know, I know, but you're impatient.so...I can endure this one.At least now my arm's piece of brick.Dude, why is this build genuinely insane?I thought they'd have better protection.

I'll be listening.

You want me you want me to kill him?You want me to you want me to mine building?Oh, you want me to follow?Oh, yeah.Okay, that makes sense.Half of this build is like really nice.

And then there's just like what is this?Oh, okay.Yeah, dude, I have no armor.And every time you punch me, it does like a heart.Thank you.Wait, I have like, okay.

Oh, wow.

Do I know you?Hey, so why did your squad attack me?Oh, what?

Oh, check him.42.No more, no less.

Oh, you want me to?Oh yeah, that makes sense.You didn't really say what you wanted me to do.You kind of just said 42, no more, no less.Every slot.I have every slot.

Every slot is filled.

See, there is nothing in my inventory.All right.Looks like he's clean, boys.Follow me.

So you guys wanted to kill me.Why don't we why don't we sit and talk in one spot for a bit?You know, I mean, I have like no food.So it's kind of using my saturation over here.

Not that far.

We could be close to the door.I feel like that'd be better.

I like it over here.

OK, yeah.

So, uh, it's kind of uncharacteristic of you to come here with no items after I just tried to kill you.

Uncharacteristic?

What's the deal with that?

Do I know you?

Well, I mean...Why did you try and kill me and Egg?Uh, well, you know, that's just, that's just business, you know?And, uh, I mean, you killed multiple of my guys too, so...Yeah, because you guys attacked us first!Hey, business is business.

Yeah, so, care to share who you were hired by?

No.

Okay, well, I mean, I already know.Invisible player, voice changer, blue rib trims, I'm assuming that's who hired you.It's been an awful coincidence that you guys jump us the second after this assassin starts hunting us.Can you ever explain why you wanted us dead?

Honestly, I couldn't care less why he wants you dead.I don't care.He just paid the price.And well, now you're going to die.You and Egg.

Well, if you were going to kill me here, I mean, you probably would have already done it.Am I right?Well, looks like I'm right.I mean, if you killed me here, you'd have no proof that you ever even killed me.because I have no items.Am I wrong?

I mean, you probably have one of your your guys here rushing to wherever you met up with the the assassin to tell him to come over here right now so you can kill me.And then the death message will show up for him.So are we going to have like a conversation or like, are you just going to stand stand there and lock him up?

Wait.

Yo, yo, don't die, dude.

Dizzy, I'm gonna either A, kill your entire faction, and they're gonna get completely wiped off the map, or B, you can tell me everything you know about that Invis guy.We'll see about that.I tried my best bro.He didn't know anything.Okay, I need more wind charges I can't make some wind charges start missing start missing you have a mace use it bro.

I'm dude I'm using it, but they're just putting up their shield.

Don't slam.

This is my first time using it.Actually your second time What do you mean focus egg?

Yeah, do you have a helmet egg?Hello?All right orbitals.

Do you have a spare armor field of stunts?

My armor is like really weak.No Just back off, just back off, run.

I'm running bro, I'm already popping.

Yeah, continue to do so.Let's go, bye.

What about the mace?

What about using the mace I gave you?We have to stay on him until he runs out of pearls.In the hole, in the hole.

Wait, he's glitched into a wall!Okay.

I'm macing.

No, don't mace him!We have him corded, bro.

You got me, okay?You got me.You got me.Drop me all your pearls.Actually, you know, bro, just drop me all your items.Really?

Alright, yo, Egg, you want this dude's loot?Alright, you're stuck in a hole.

I got nothing, dude.I lost my last totem.

Well, you clearly have gaps and a pickaxe and a water bucket.

Fine, fine, fine.Yo, does he have any totems, bro?Like, I lost my last totem.

Whoa, dude, they're rich, bro.Yo, loot up, bro.Eat up.Yo, Egg, bro, are you gonna eat up or are you gonna keep placing cobblestone?

Dude, I'm just gonna make sure I don't fall again.Here, come with me, Egg, bro.

No, stay behind him so he doesn't, like, run from behind.Dude, I'm staying behind.Alright, first of all, wish your chests had good loot in them.

Well, all of them did, but...

Hey, don't let him pick anything up.Yo, yo, yo, he's getting it.egg You got like keep him away from the chests He literally just tried to would you do that?

These are my chests You're in no armor an upgrade Are you done looting and can we interrogate them?

Oh, yeah, I just got like super distracted.All right Yeah, so I'm gonna ask you one more time what's everything you know about Mr. Blue, and what do we call him?

I like the invisible person.

The invisible person.What do you?

That's a terrible name.

The person who cannot be seen.

The person that is unidentified, truly a shrouded, a mystery whose true identity is shrouded in mystery.

Yeah.Tell me what you know, bro.

You said all that.And I don't know a single thing.I know it's just as much as you do.What do you?Are we serious?I don't know anything.

He met me outside my base, and he said that he'd pay me a very hefty sum of diamond blocks in exchange for the death of you and Egg Chan.That's it.That's all I know.

So this was a waste of time?

No, no, no.Don't make hasty judgments.This was not a waste of time.

I don't know anything.

Okay, but the point is that as far as the invisible person knows, we haven't captured their leader yet.So, as long as you pretend like everything's normal, the next time you guys talk, we can ambush you.

Oh, so we use Dizzy as bait, I see.You see the plan?Okay.

That won't be necessary.I've determined eggs, and I'm in order to kill you.I must deal with Bandu first.What the?

Yo, run, run, run.Egg, run.Just hard run, hard run.Oh my God.We're too weak from the last fight to fight him.

Yo, since when could this dude crossbow?

Yo, Egg, run, run, run, run, run.Leave, leave, leave.This is not a winnable fight.Just run, just run.Run!Tone him, tone him, tone him.

Right now, right now, right now.I'll hold him off, I'll hold him off.Run!Out the entry!Okay, he is.Yo, he's, he, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.

He burrowed down, he burrowed down.He's burrowing on you.

Can I get to the boats?

Yeah, yeah, riptide away, riptide, riptide, riptide.Burrow!Wait, actually, actually boat.Yeah.No, he can't cart in the water.He can't cart in the water.

That was very close.Dude, just mace him off the wind.Dude, I'm going to die.All right.Just put away yourself.Put away yourself.

Hop in the boat.

Hop in the boat.you boat away, don't worry about it.

Just boat, boat, boat.

Rips out of the way, just rips out of the way.Oh my god.Why do I not have any more wind charges?I would really prefer if we didn't do this here.firework rockets.Can't elytra mace properly.

That's cool.I don't have my far lens stasis on me either.I think I generally lost it somehow.Why does this have silk touch on it?Like I just need a non silk touch pickaxe.able to sell me PvP stuff or wait what are you here I didn't even know I was gonna be here are you scared I mean not particularly no especially with corny lines like that you will be soon okay

Vendor, are you scared now?Most powerful weapon on the server, and yet you still don't know how to use it.Oh dear, autumn strikes finally.Better dodge.

What the?Yo, what are we?

Hacking me is pointless.We have mining fatigue.You're not getting out.Wasting resources.

Yeah, I don't care.I'm going to waste your resources too.

Yeah, we can do this all the way there.Hurts you.

This is really stupid.What?How are you just teleporting around from place to place?Hello?

I said I was going to ban you, but you've made a lot of enemies on the server.And they're willing to pay way more for you alive.My destination isn't far from here, so sit tight, we'll be there shortly.And as for Egg, I'll find him once I deliver you.Not much longer now.

Where are you even going?You paid for Egg to die.

It's for personal reasons that I need Egg dead.

Look at that.I really feel like you're being vague and mysterious for no reason.What reason could you possibly have for needing Egg Chan dead?Awesome.Just this.

Just a few thousand bucks.No cash.We'll be there shortly, don't worry.I still kill you, but you've escaped here.Try anything.

Oh, what's good, Rambu?Break the box!Break the box!Break the box!

You're naked and he has a sword.

Let's go.Go, go, go.Run out.Yeah, you get out.I have full armor.

Yo, get out of the water.He has a Riptide Trident.Yo, you can't.Oh, crap.

Run, run, run, run.Who is this guy, bro?

Yeah, that's the that's the real conundrum.Yo, get out.Get to like a spot.Oh my God, it's raining.Get to the forest.Get to the forest.

OK, you're just not keeping up.Yo.

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How did you get here?up to the machine?On a happy gas, on a happy gas.

Okay, where is that happy gas?Okay, he just popped a god apple.I don't have a shield.Come to me, come to me.He's on you, he's on you, he's on you, he's on you.Oh my.

I am in quite the conundrum, bro.

Yo, he blocked you off, bro.You're alone.

He's still on me.Wemboo, you have to come to me if you want the rockets, bro.Dude.

Okay, Parrot, just run, bro.

No, I have a plan, bro.I have a plan.I just need - Okay, what do you need?

English?Words, anything?No?Okay.He's really low.Wait, just drop him.

Drop, drop him.

Oh!

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Where's your armor?

Where are you?I see you, I see you.

Yeah, I have armor on, bro.Yo, okay, I'm not gonna drink this.Why would I wanna drink this?You might wanna leave your helmet on.

Crown weighs heavy, bro.

What the?Wait, so you came to help?

Yes, dude.Egg, like Egg came to my castle and he convinced me.He said that there was some sort of like tavern of like innocent players that got attacked by the same guy.

Oh, uh, I mean, yeah, that was like pretty related.

Egg also told me that, uh, like if I rescued you, you'd owe me a favor.So that's also the second thing.

Okay.Okay.Yes.

Wamboo, let's loop around this way.Like you can, we can head back to my castle.Egg's already waiting there.You can just like join my guard force and we can protect you in the meantime from this guy.can protect you in the meantime.I'm sure temporarily it's like a good safe place to be.

I appreciate the offer, but I don't want to run away.

So you're going to go back and fight this guy?When?I guess.Good luck with that then.Here, this is the last of the fighting materials that I brought.You can take some of these golden apples.

Just, uh, don't get yourself banned.

Just make sure you don't teleport away again after I beat you this time.

Okay.

Yeah, and when I beat you, I want a full explanation of what's actually going on.If you enjoyed this video and you don't want to miss what happens next, consider subscribing.Also, for the full story, check out the other members of the Unstable SMP, who all upload videos on the server just like this one.