i got JOHN PORK..

Today we are finally getting a new OG John Pork Sammy is hopefully going to show us this new OG With all the mutations and all the traits and and and stuff and then he's hopefully also going to show us the new John Pork trait, which is going to be the is calling trait.So whatever trait that the John Pork brain rot hits, it's going to say decline, except, and I think it'll say like Dragon Cantaloni is calling or whatever.I think it's going to be really cool.So let's get in a game with Sammy.Hopefully if he's not dead and see what it's all about.I realize my stupid computer has like 20 hours.

Look how cool this is.What?I got a lightsaber.Look how cool that is.

That is.That is such a dumb picture, you can't even see, like you moved, you weren't supposed to move.Like it would've been cool if you didn't move.But you moved your face, so you're blurry.

I have one where I didn't move.

Okay, let's see, let's see.This one's tough.Wait, what is, whoa, Stake, what is this?Whoa, whoa, Stake.Stake, why did we just get added to a group chat with the ghost of Sammy?Wait, Stake, no.

Wait, wait, wait.We just got added to a group chat with Jandal and ghost Sammy.He said, my car got towed.Wait, it's spelled toad wrong.Wait wait John pork tried to kill him.Hey guys.

Uh dude Jandal Sammy.Hey guys.What happened?Wait Jandal Jandal talk to us Sammy Sammy.Are you coming back to life for the update?We need you Sammy.

Yes No, no, no, I want to hear from Sammy.Not you Unfortunately, turn your bike on Sammy.Wait, wait, wait.I'm talking stepping out of talk.He said unfortunatelyHasted will be running the update?

Wait, who's Hasted?It's John Pork!It's John Pork!Wait, what do you mean it's John Pork?Wait, who's John Pork?Wait, say that again, Jandell?

Yes.

Yo, what's up, Jandell?Wait, why do you hear your voice in the background, Steve?

Hello, I'm Jandell, the creator of Grow a Garden.Hello, I'm Jandell, the creator of Grow a Garden.

Wait, if you're really Jandell, say 1, 2, 3.

No.

What?!That sounds like something Jandell would say I can't even lie.That is exactly what Jandell would say, I'm not even gonna lie.Jandell, Jandell, what's 1 plus 1?

No.No, that's not, bro, that's not correct, bro.

Why is he not answering custom questions?Sammy's.John Pork tried to kill Sammy.

John, no!Remove him!Remove him!Why would you add him?

Dude, steak, steak.Answer, answer, answer, answer.Answer, steak, answer.

Press accept.I accepted, I accepted.

John Pork.John Pork, talk to us.He's dead.

No, no, no.

John Pork's dead.What the f - John Pork, why did you kill Sammy?Tell us the truth right now.Why did you kill Sammy, John Pork?Why did you do it, John?Speak up.

Don't do that shit.Don't do that shit ever again.Whoever just did that jumpscare sound effect, don't do that shit ever again.Don't do that shit ever again.ow that doesn't hurt my ears ow yo JP JP that's not funny yo JP talk to us bro tell us what happened wait John Pork if you killed Sammy oink right now John Pork give us one oink if you're the reason Sammy disappeared true it's all true Sammy blink twice if you need help wait that's Hey, stay that check your DMS wait Sammy.

Yeah, I sent a message on my alt wait I think what's not not is that the real wait Sammy.

I can't wait wait send a picture doesn't have DBS Wait is it the real Sammy?

I was fake.It's not real.

Yo.What are you guys wait?I got a question.Yo ghost Sammy and Jandal and John pork.Are you guys actually real?Are you sure yeah?

Yeah, Cruz evil Sammy just messaged me.Yes, we eat Adam Adam Adam to the call Adam to the call no Get him in here, what do you mean no?Evil Sammy.Oh!Oh!Hey!

Oh my gosh!Look at his profile picture!Look at his profile picture!No, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.No, no, no.

Evil Sammy?Evil Sammy, Evil Sammy.Evil Sammy, is that you?Did you kill Sammy?

It's me. I was killed by John Pork.

What?John Pork's on the call.John Pork, do you have anything to say to this?Wait, so who's running the update today then, Sammy?

John Porkwill.What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Sammy, I got a question.

You took over everything.

No.

Okay, sorry.Answer your question.Okay, Sammy, are you, did you, did the real Sammy upload an AI version of himself?And you're the AI?Okay, bro's naked.Bro's writing the story for him.

What are you talking about?What?Bro's making up lore.No, listen to me. I feel like this is AI.

No, listen.John Pork, at 2 .13 AM, I saw him outside the window.And let's just say, he had a weapon.

And unfortunately...I forgot to lock my door.

And he got in.And let's just say, it wasn't... it wasn't good after that.

And um...

Some sort of... sharp... thing...I couldn't really remember.I think so.

Snake, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

What am I thinking right now?

John Pork is doing something to me.NO!JOHN PORK!HANDS OFF JANDAL!HANDS OFF JANDAL!Something is happening.

Creak, Creak.Creak, you're not gonna believe what Snake just said.

He's the one that killed Sammy.

John Pork?Wait, what?

Snake is the one that killed Sammy.He's telling the truth.the car crash and made him die.It was me all along I killed him steak.

You killed Sammy.

Yeah, I did.

You know, that's a crime, right?Call 9 -1 -1 right now.Call 9 -1 -1.

You're the only one that has them on speed dial.Your face is a crime to my eyes.

Why is Jandal in here?What?Why is Jandal in here?

It was me. I did it.

Why did you do it?Why did you kill Sammy?

Because I wanted to clickbait his death and make a tiktok about it.

It was the only way to maximize views.You killed him just so you could clickbait him?

Yeah, I had to do it.

That's actually a really good idea.

What?!Creek!

Dude!What?

That is not a good idea, he killed someone!

You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.He killed Sammy!

And guess what, Creek?

You do realize - Guess what?

You wanna know what else I did?

What?

You ever wonder why TongTong mysteriously disappeared?

No, no, no, no.

Don't you say it.Stakes, stakes, stakes.Listen to me, Stakes.If you're behind TongTong, getting removed from this game again?I will - I - You have no - I know where you live.I will show up at your door, buddy.

You think that he just magically disappeared and we made a video about it?

Don't - Don't you say it.

You think he left for no reason, Creek?

Don't you say it, Stank!Jandle, what are you talking about?You're - You're - Jandle, your microphone is muted.

I can't hear what you're saying, man. I was the reason Triple T got deleted.Okay, Jandle, you're ruining - Okay.I'm making a new group chat, Jesus Christ.

As I was saying Sammy Sammy we can talk about this man at that shirt is like 10 sizes too small, bro I told you your belly is erupting.Your belly is erupting.John pork is a rather large figure, bro.Oh my gosh You look like one of those, one of, you look like you, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.

Hey!

Hey!Woah!

He was giving the green screen back shots!

Woah!

Oh my god!That is not what happened!That is exactly what happened, I just saw it.Yeah, you wouldn't know about that, wouldn't you?

Oh my god.

What are you implying?

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Sammy!Sammy!Sammy!Sammy, Sammy.

You guys keep saying I'm dead.But in reality, I'm not.I'm just chilling out my crib.Wait, what's that?What's that sound?

Pops.Quiet, quiet.

What just happened, bro?What just happened?

He's gone.He just got jumped.He just got jumped.He just got jumped.He just got jumped.

He just got jumped at home.Oh, my gosh.He just got jumped.

Yeah.And guess who's holding the gun?

Who?So he got he got shot and then he left the discord call before dying.

Yeah, his head fell over and it clicked the leap button on the mouse.What, you think this is funny, Kreek?Sammy just died and you're laughing?Dude.

If Sammy's dead, who's doing early bird in 15 minutes?

Kreek, if Sammy's not dead,dead, then what's your thumbnail?

Oh?Explain that oh, that's that's called events.That's called.That's called a creek bait.

Oh, yeah six five four three two One he's dead.There's no early bird There's no early bird.He's gone.He's gone Sometimes he's late.Maybe he's late.Maybe he's late.

He's dead.So check the steel brain.

He's actually they're all gonna be saying look is he Emmys even online go to the steel brain on discord server.

He's not online.He's not online.He's not online Sammy's not online.

Wait, what the heck?

He's not a line actually real bro.Look at this people are saying Sugar this guy's sugar is this profile picture?What the heck?Okay, that's not important Cruz focus on the task at hand Sammy's dead and everyone is spamming early bird Sammy is not online right now guys.It's over Okay, it's not that crazy guys Wait, it's not him.He's not online.

It's not him.

He's not online.It's not him He's look look look him up.

He's not online lucky block.

It's not him.It's not him Maybe that's why they cancelled the update

for grow a garden today.Maybe it is Jandal They canceled the update.Yeah, or grow a garden.It got delayed.Yeah, wait Jandals hosting an abuse.

It's second is it actually It's not Sammy it's not Sammy who is it I'm gonna send my server link to Sammy send it to me, too Okay, let me just see if Sammy joints first Oh his hand is shaking Sammy has never said that he doesn't type like that doesn't talk like that Sammy always does the colon three thing.Yes.Yes, it is.

It is Wait, oh my gosh, look at his camera.

Look at his camera.Whoa.It says his name is admin abuse.What?Appalachian What the heck is that?An Appolini just spawned!

I think Sammy's - Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay!Check his camera.Sammy has control of my server.

Look at his camera.

I said - his name is - that's not Sammy, that's Admin Abuse.His name is Admin Abuse.Yeah, but look at his camera.Who are you?Who are you?Who are you?

It's Admin Abuse.It was him all along.What the heck am I looking - Why do you sound like Tung Tung Sahor from earlier?Shut up, Chris.Stop ruining it.

What is going on?Sammy's not gonna be here anytime soon.

Oh, Gregor!Guys!Sammy just said, Oh, Gregory, you want to know who I am in my server?What?

Send your server link.

I'm not even joking.He just said, Oh, Gregory, you want to know who I am?I'll give you a hint.

Wait, what?That's what he said.

He said, I'll give you a hint.He's in your server?He's in your server.

No, someone said it's the person who made the announcement yesterday.Haste.

Guys!

Cree crap joint.

He said he'll give me a hint.He said he'll give me a hint.I'm joining.I'm joining.I'm joining.

Where is he?We look alike.

We look alike.Pig emoji.

What does that mean?

That's what he said.It's a server.What does that mean?He said we look alike.

Why do you look like Caesar?

It all makes sense now.Everything's coming together.Everything's coming together in my mind.It all makes sense.The pig emoji.It is bio.

He said we look alike.And then he added the pig emoji.It was John Pork.John Pork killed Sammy, took over Steal the Brain Rod, and is forcefully adding himself into the game as an OG Brain Rod.It all makes sense now.

Everything - There's - There's only one problem with that.

What, Kreek?What?

John Pork's not a real thing.

Shut the fuck up, Kreek!Have you not seen his Instagram?Have you not seen his Instagram?Look in front of you, Kreek!Look in front of you!Yeah.

Kreek, he's actually real.Look up John Pork on Instagram.It's actually real.He's a real person.Yo, John!John!

John, can you ban KreekCraft?John Pork, can you just ban him?John Pork, ban KreekCraft.Just ban him now.

Okay.If I get banned, that means John Pork is real.Okay.

Okay.Okay.Let's see.Hey, Creek, look at this.Creek is a real, or John Pork's a real person.Look at this.

Okay, let's just see.Let's just see.Let's set a picture.Look.

Wait, my chat's saying John Pork is actually real.

He's a real person.Wait, why does that kind of look like steak?Bro, that, what?I see it.I see it.I see it.

That kind of does look like steak.Wait, that's John Pork?

He's bald.That does kind of look like steak.Wait, Creek, so if you get banned, that means John Pork is real?No!

Yeah.I just pieced it together.What the heck?Wait.Wait!John, no way.

What happened?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.What happened?What happened?Wait.Where did Kreek go?

I'm looking right now.

If what?

I got banned.You just got disconnected.You no longer have access to the private server.

No.Tammy just banned you.No, John Pork banned him.It was John Pork.He banned you.Johnny.

Wow.

John, unban KreekCraft right now.No, John, ban Kroos too.No, no, John.No, please John John.I'm just playing around man. I don't don't don't mess with me John.What happened Cruz?

Where'd you go?

I just got banned.I just got banned.I just got banned.

I just got banned John pork banned you too.Wait, you were banned by this experience for 998 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.Wait, wait Creek.You actually got banned.I blocked you.What?

No, actually banned.Wait, read the message.It says saying I'm fake.Don't tell me I got bent to steak I'm blocked outdon't tell me I got bent cow cruise your back How did you get that lucky block 998 days, that's true where guys do you say for the message look at the band has three years It says saying I'm fake.That's like Creek up in who did Creek say was fake John pork Brain rot for three years John we're piecing together puzzle John if you're actually if you actually took over Sammy Teleport me into a server with you right now.

He can't he wouldn't couldn't reveal himself like that.He can do anything.

I'm back I'm back.I'm back.

We just got a man Okay, okay, okay, okay, bro Rose what really really happy all servers are restarting shit.No no Sammy John John John John John no John no John no no Yo, chat, stop saying the steak update.It's not funny.

It's not funny.

Oh, because because pigs are big and you're there.They're calling you.Oh, it's not nice, Chad.Steak's actually not not fat.I'll be honest.He's he's pretty.

He's pretty fit.

Thanks.

No, he is fat.

Shut up.OK, you know what, John Fork?No one asked for your opinion, buddy.No one asked you, bro.I did.No, no.

No one asked you, John Steak.

You're perfect just the way you are, Chad.

You know, you think I'm skinny smash like.

Kreek, you don't have to lie to him.

Guys?

K, we know he's fat.

Did you get - St - Stakes, did you get teleported?Guys?Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, whoa I just got teleported to a server with you.It's just me Just like real life.Well, I'm watching your stream.Why are you trying to laugh?

What are you talking about?I just got put into a server, bro.Okay, I don't I don't know what's going on.What?John?Okay.

Wait, who did this?Was this John Pork?This is so strange.I don't know.Should I leave and join you guys again?It might've been a quick draft.

Wait, okay, hold on.

Hold on.What?

I know how to prove if John Pork has Sammy's account or not.

How?

Here's what we do.So look up Sammy's account on Roblox.It is currently offline.

Okay.

John Pork, if you have access to his account, make the account come online right now.

Yeah, make it.now I was again how's he gonna do okay stay what no make it make it go online Oh make it yeah make it come online okay bro yeah I refresh everybody everybody spam refresh oh this can't be true he's obvious clip this can't be true okay says a guy in a pig costume ha ha ha ha wait Oh anything for brain rot uh my roblox was crashed good that's not good steak we need to create the investigator That's not good!

Yeah, I investigate stuff.It's what I do.I'm the Roblox journalist.

Oh nice.Not so spider.

That's cool Splink don't touch it.If you touch it.I'm gonna ban you guys.He's not online creep your theory.He's not your theory's false Maybe if I ask him to come online he plays Sammy John Jonathan brain rot pork if you are on Samuel's account go online now wait They said check there's no way they said check sap discord.

Hey, why check the discord?No, he didn't.No, he didn't.No, he didn't.No, he didn't.

Yeah, I did.I'm going down right now.No, he didn't.He said.Oh, my gosh.No, I am not dead.

Thank you all for your concerns.Don't believe everything you see on the Internet and TikTok.I was traveling to Brazil after Taco Tuesday.I've been spending time with developers.See you all in 50 minutes.That's John Pork.

No, I'm not dead that is John pork, bro, that is not Sammy that is not Samuel I don't believe that for a second.That's John poor guy.That's John.What is not Sammy?Sammy actually actually died and then someone just took over the account and they're pretending wait John Jonathan chicken just donated me to wait Jonathan Don't don't get the money do not collect the money I won't

John boy crap.

Holy crap.Holy crap That's the first job pork in the world wait is it real and you have it walk over it walk over the money Check the index check the index well isn't it it has to be oh, it's not it's in there It's not in there.It's it's not in the index wait wait try collecting the money Cruz collect the money wait Let me pick it up Dragon Catalonia is calling wait The mutation changes the name of it.Whoa Wait, how much does it do?Wait?What 120 billion?

How much does it do?Wait, that's it.That's it.I think it's a 7x, isn't it?I don't know Dragon Catalonia is calling wait.

Yeah, see if that was real.

I don't think it's real.

I don't think it's real Oh my god Who is spawning these then who is spawning these right now?

He edited the message again, what does it say he edited the message?Oh, no, he added it.He's gonna spawn.I think he's gonna spawn more Sam if you're watching John pork if you're watching show yourself John brain rot pork if you are watching this stream show yourself in the tunnel now look at the camera look at the camera What is that?I don't know, Kreek.I don't know what's happening.

That's creepy.

That was me. I spawned it.

Who is this?It's John Pork.It's John Pork.

If you're Sammy, say something Sammy would only say.

He just said he's John Pork.He's not Sammy.He said he's John Pork.

Yeah, but John Pork has Sammy's account.

Yeah, so how would he know - You want proof?Hey, say a global announcement if you're really John Pork.Send a global announcement.

No, listen.I'll show you proof.Just give me one second.

Okay.Guys?Okay, guys, you know John port just don't I got teleported.I got teleported to where No, wait, what Sammy's back Sammy's away.

He literally just did that as he said he's gonna show proof You're alive Sammy.

You're alive.You're alive Sammy.You're alive.I missed you Sammy.Oh Why'd I get to?What'd I do?

Bad boy Kreek spreading rumors?

Snake told me to do it.

Snake told me to make a video.Yeah, keep hitting Kreek.It was Snake's fault.No, it's Kreek's fault.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So let's just say this whole time I am just some random kid trolling you guys Why is he under why is he underwater why does he have

a pacifier in his mouth, bro?

Can we seriously just fall for that?Oh my gosh.Thankfully, it's not my time to go yet.Bro, come on, dude.

Wait, who even are you?

My name is Timothy.Oh.

Hi, Timothy.Oh, that makes so much more sense.

Yeah.So, do you guys hate me now?Yeah.I'm sorry.Well, that's too bad.Bye -bye.

Dang it.

Wait, that's John pork right there, dude.I thought it was gonna be a pigtail for the trait.Oh wait, I'm muted Guys, I think John pork's calling guys.I think John pork is in the server right now Sammy make us fight for John pork again, please.Why is no one talking to me?Whoa, I'm John pork.

Oh Why am I John pork?Oh my god guys, I'm John pork.I'm John pork.

I'm literally John Why are you wearing my jacket?

Oh, yeah, you invented plaid creak.

I forgot I literally own the copyright to red flannels.What are you talking about guys?

guys, back up, back up, back up, back up.

Guys, get away, get away.Okay, daddy, chill.

Look at this.Oh my gosh, he's so cute, bro.

Oh my God.

He actually dripped out, bro.Oh my God.Dude, wait, is the server, oh, the server's full now, isn't it?

Wait a minute, guys.What?What?It says Sammy's not online on Roblox.Who's in the server with us?

He's in offline mode, bro.He's in offline mode.Yo, guys, John Pork is spawning.Oh, wait, I'm John Pork, bro.What the heck?Oh, my gosh.

John Pork, John Pork, John Pork.

You are way too excited to be John Pork, man.

Wait, what's on my phone?

You are you are you are a 27 year old man.

The funny thing is you had to increase my age to make me sound old, but you're just actually old.

I'm 29.That's not even old.I bet there's someone in here older than me.

You're more than halfway to 50.

Is anyone in here older than me?

Okay.

I am 29.This guy said no.

Wait, wait, Sammy.You gotta...Wait, wait, wait.

You gotta drag us in.

Wait, Sammy, Sammy.Sammy, Sammy.You gotta show us John Pork with the John Pork trait.I wanna see what it looks like.It looks like you're looking in a like you're taking a selfie of yourself I amI'm looking at you.

Wait, you know what?

Sammy should make us all into John Porks and we should have a John Pork race across the map.

Dude, that would be pretty good.

And see who the ultimate John Pork is.

It's obviously me, bro.I'm the best.I'm the best, John.

I don't know.I'm pretty good at John Pork.

Let me steal someone's brain rot.

As John Pork.John pork stole my brain right gone wrong Oh, yeah, look at the base.Do you have a base?

Oh true?Wait, I won't have the base though because i'm not john.

Oh, you don't have the actual brain, right?You got to have the actual brain, right?

Yeah, wait, Sammy.Yo, Sammy Sammy show us the john pork base, please Wait, does sammy have john pork's base, dude?No, I want to see.Oh wait.He does wait.That is john pork's base My gosh that is so cursed.

It's so cursed bro.It's so cool the middle the middle section is really cool Wait, so does that mean I'm the first person in the world to have the John pork brain rot face?

Sammy should just make a base.That's all red flannel, dude.

Why are you hating?No, Sammy, it's really cool, bro.What else am I gonna do for a John pork base?Okay.Okay, bro, Sammy.I'll give you some ideas, bro.

If I can have a John pork, I'll give you the best idea.

You're going to say something so bad and so stupid.

Sammy, it should, it should have like a giant, like, um, phone thing on the top.Like answer declined.Stakes base.

It should literally just say John Pork is calling above the thing.

Sammy, stop hitting me!Wait, wait, wait, Stake, do you even have a John Pork or do you have the base?No, I have the base.Ow!Bro, I actually like that base a lot, bro.I'm freaking bad.

Yeah, this is a good base.In fact, I think it's the best base in the game.

He's killing you!Oh my gosh!Dude!No!Okay, so wait, wait, wait.Wait, is this you, Snake?

Oh, wait, you're gonna jump.Isn't this the best base of all time?Someone in the voice chat is dying, bro.He's dying.Okay, they are losing it at that, bro.They are losing their mind.

Oh my gosh, wait, which one is real?Bro, we got to get swinging in a swing as soon as it almost Wait, wait, you're not an anime cat girl Go on the track steak go on the track and pretend to be uh, pretend to be john pork.John pork.

Oh my gosh I need to buy me Go to my base.Go to my base.

I bought you Pretend to be the base just be just be sitting in the base.I already did Yeah, I'll take a thumbnail wait do it and do it in normal waysthat's okay, dude, that's crazy It looks so cool chat say can I give you a John pork?Wait, dude, Sammy should make us fight for one bro, dude No, I have the best base in the game for this too I have the best base in the game I can actually get it Yeah, you could.Wait, wait, wait.

He just spawned a Lucky.

Oh, Lucky.Oh, they should turn on VFX.I don't think he...Oh, he does.He has, like, milk.Wait, he has VFX?

Ew.Okay.

What the heck is this?

It's a strawberry!It's a strawberry joint!Wait, what the...No, no, no.Wait, look at the Lucky one.Ew!

Wait, are you watching my stream?Or should I stop it?Wait, they're all so cursed, bro.They're so cursed.Dude!It's so cursed, bro.

The Yin Yang one is the most cursed of all.

Dude.I think this might be like the first brain rock where the original one looks the best No, yeah, that's sick.

I think the originals fire with the milk, okay When you turn BFX it literally looks like there's milk coming off.

Yeah for real.Okay.

Oh my god Milky milk milky milk milky milky milk I think original I think the originals the best.

Yeah, I like the original wait.I like Sammy is it in the index can we see which one it is.Let's see Oh, yeah, what's the base value?

We don't know the base value of it.

Do we not Sammy?What's the base John poor?It's not in the index.

Oh my gosh.

There's so many

Yeah John pork with chocolate looks like oh my god Looks like he's shitting himself Bottom of him that is so I don't I don't this this the strawberry one is so cursed to what?Wait, I think chat, what's the best one in your opinion?They all look cool.Wait, everyone line up.Yeah Everyone, uh, everyone line up line up guys line up guys.

Let's look at all of them Can I line up and be in the lineup?

Which one's your favorite jump or So we got yin yang strawberry cyber chocolate divine and divine divine and galaxy Wow Okay I'm not gonna lie.

I like the original one.

I think the original one's the best bro.Yeah, I don't I don't like the mutation.

Okay What's the second best one?What's the second best sammy?

You should make it so the mutations like go on his shirt instead of his body.Oh Like they change his shirt color.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, bro.

They should just hire you.

No Pre -craft all the cursed one looks Dude they're all so cursed look at all them dude.I'm commanding the Johns, bro.Yo guys everybody everybody follow themain John let's go come on John oh my gosh oh my gosh yo look at the bubblegum one come on everybody let's go come on John's It's just they're going the wrong way true true They went the wrong way bro.Sammy's got to make us fight for one.What's Lincoln's in here?

So he gets a chance Sammy I'm literally dressed as John Brooke, bro.I should do a giant Candy low -key might be the best.Whoa.

I can't he should do a giant.Uh Musical chairs winner gets a John port.

Yes Sammy I am musical chairs Sammy do musical Sammy's and whoever wins gets I am King Raccoon I have the crown on my head and I hereby declare that you must do musical chairs a bad I can't First John pork world's first John pork.That'd be insane.Wait, what happens if I shrink myself?Seek my boy.

He said would it work?Let's try it Let's find out I'll stay out of this cuz I'm not John pork.

So I'm gonna let all the John porks fight for a John pork No hitting no hitting.

Oh my god, there's so many.

Oh my gosh.Wait, no hitting loud.He says slash easy I don't think it's broken.Yo, no hitting bro.

Okay.Yeah, I don't think it's starting.

Dang.Yeah, I think we got to do How do we start?for it, bro?I got one.I got one.I got a seat.

I got a seat.I got a seat.I got a seat.

I think we all got a seat.Wait, Cruz, come where I am.Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind.I don't even hear the music.

I got one, I got one, I got one.I got a seat, I got a seat, I got a seat, I got a seat.I think everybody got one again.I think everybody still got one.No, there's one seat less now.Okay, bro, he is losing it.

Okay, Nachito is dying.

Guys, I think we all get a seat, yeah.

Oh, it doesn't like lose a seat every time?

When is end game?

Chad if I get this John pork, I'll give it away to one of you guys.

She's so funny.

Okay.

Well, that's just messed up Oh my god, oh my god I don't think I can get a seat.Wait, did you get out?It's working?We're losing a seat.You guys gotta lock in win win win win win.Come on steak.

I'll win for you I'll win this and get the first jump or okay.I'll help you.I'll help you.I'll help you.Oh my gosh.

I love how this workssay no hitting and then they hit.

Oh my gosh.No hit guys.Guys.Oh my gosh.I'm going to get out.I just got locked.

Guys, no hitting, no hitting.

I got it.I got it.

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I got it.I got it.I got it.

I got it I look like King Julian from Madagascar.

Guys.Oh, they're putting traps down, bro.Oh, my God.What?Oh, my God.Oh, my God.

I got what just happened.

What?What just happened?I somehow got a seat.

I do not know.

I got it.I got it.I got it.I got it.

I got it.Did a seat go down or no?

It did.It did.I watched it.It went down.

I don't know what's going on, bro.I don't either.Oh, my gosh.

I'm locked in.

I got buzzed.

I have a strap.I have a strap.I have a strap.

I don't think it's working.Wait.Oh, it's working bro.

It is it is it's going down.

It's working So who's gonna get it who's gonna get it whoever's last bro.Whoever's last who's last?I feel like everybody's just gonna rush it when it's last.

I got it.

I got it I gotta see I gotta see I gotta see I can if I canOh, infinite settings, okay.Okay.Oh, the seats went down?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, if you're out, get out of here.

I'm scared.Dude, that is so annoying, bro.No, no, no, no.Who's doing that?Who's doing that?

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, these cheaters.Oh, my God.Oh, my gosh.I got a seat.I got one.I got one.

I got it.I got it.I got it.

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I got a seat Dude oh my gosh Rusty salty.Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh Wait, there's enough chairs for all of us.

That doesn't make sense Okay, dude, it's about to get crazy Here we go here we go here we go.

Oh wait.I was still in wait.Are you serious?I was in the whole time I'm low -key gonna camp this chair.I got it.I got it.

I got it.I got it.I got it

Oh My god, oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

I'm low -key camping.

I'm low -key camping Thank you, Hammy Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy.

Oh my gosh, everyone is great.

Yo, everybody's camping.

If you're not John pork, you're not John porcs get their own chairs, okay I'm scared.

I'm scared.I'm scared.I can't even hear the music I got it.I got it.I got it.

I'm in I'm in I'm in Okay, oh, there's only three here we go Okay jugger jugger you're out, bro Guys out to what the heck.Okay, whatever We're past rules of this boy, bro No, I got it I got it I got it I got it no way Okay, okay creep versus jugger everybody back away.It's creep versus jugger not cheeto.Go away JK okay screw it whatever I'm going for it whatever whatever screw it bro whatever whatever we're all going bro No you can you can you can you can oh my god, I can't see anythingI can't even see it.I can't.

It's not my server, man.Jugger got it so fast.Jugger got it.Jugger got it.Jugger got it.

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Jugger got it.Jugger got it.Jugger got Yo, oh my god dude 50k spot on the server.

Oh my god.

You have 50k viewers?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, bro.It's cause kayla's Holy crap.

It's cause kayla's isn't live.W kayla's bro.Why is kayla's not live?He's on a plane.No bros wasn't john pork.Steak paint your cheeks.

He's missing the john pork.

Yo Sammy.Sammy.Sammy.

Why'd you say it's so zesty?

Cause I'm asking him.Yeah real.I need to, I have a question for him.What's your question?

Wait did he get one?

If he spawns his own pork, I could be the first one to get it.My base is right here.You could.He's not going to, though.

We should try to get him, bro.I could get that.He should make everyone fight for it.He just did.

It was really good, though.I don't think that's fair.No, no steak one.I got it steak one.Oh, you got one guys.You got a John boy with the John Oh my god, he actually got one.

I'm gonna I'm gonna unlock the base.I'm gonna just unlock the base Oh Oh my gosh, dude, I like how the mutation changes the name of the brain John pork is calling.Yeah, it is cool.Wait, can I?Wow, that's the first one bro ever Wow.Oh, it's on index now It's on index now.

It is it's in there.It's in there.

I'm looking at it Wait, how not for me all the way at the bottom.

I'm looking at it Here I'll put it It's right here Rightest thing possible.

It's so hard.Oh, it's yeah.I knew it's above scabby, but under headless.Okay.

Oh Yeah, that makes sense.

Oh, so it's the second best.Oh gee.No.No, it's the second worst.No.Yeah Yeah, dude, I want one bro this I love jump.

I know this is cute, bro He's actually kind of cute.I don't I don't want it with any mutation.

So I Yeah, no, I want to jump or wait Wait, that's actually a good question What uh -huh?Why Sammy?Why bro?

Wait the strawberry mutate?Yes doesn't apply to the dragon and fire fire mutation.

Yeah It's impossible wait, what are you talking about the fire?

Yeah, the fire mutation doesn't hit Capitano Moby in a dragon I can't say why I can't say why wait, what?

I can't Devin.

It's it's only for streamers.

Why why rusty?

No, okay So, you know how the dragon you know how the dragon is breathing fire at all like at all times Yeah, if it gets in the fire tree is the dragon tree, but people don't know that right?So if it gets its own train, it gives the dragon a new mutation.It basically just makes it fireblack and just like really hurt, you know, okay, shut up me when I lie me when I lie me when I Me when I make up information for no reason.

Oh Wait, wait, I don't want a strawberry.Wait strawberry elephant is calling strawberry elephant crows Cruz get it, Cruz get it, Cruz get it, Cruz get it.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.It's right by your base, Cruz.

What are you doing?Get it.Cruz, get it, get it, get it.

I'll keep bombing.Wait, where's my base?It needs to go down, it needs to go down, it needs to go down.

It's right by my base, it's right by my base.Cruz, keep going, keep going.Cruz, I'm bombing, keep going.

Holy crap.

Get it, Cruz, I'm bombing him, I'm bombing him, I'm bombing him.Keep bombing him, keep going, keep going.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.He got it.

Oh my gosh.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Don't collect it yet, don't collect it, don't collect it.Oh my gosh.Thank you That is a one of one That's the rarest Not Cruz touch it touch it.I think it's real.

It's real.It's real.It's real.It's real Oh, you got so trolled, bro.

Dude, you were so happy and excited.

Bro, I was actually like...

Bro was about to start crying.

I literally was about to cry, bro.Bro, for the first time ever, he got something and then...Gone.Bro, dude, I finally get something good and then it's fake.

That was so funny, bro.

Bro, that's not funny, bro.

No, seriously though, John Pork, I love you, man.

nobody left the server yet, yeah guys rusty I helped him bought his stream bro, it's true.

Yeah, he he view bots.

Yeah.Yeah guys He's view botting chat.He's view botting just like me me and him are view botting right now.We're view botting together Yeah, me and rusty we view bought together guys, that's how we get so many views Sammy helped us to bro.

Sammy helped us Sammy helped us Everyone Low -key true bro low -key true 10 ,000 right now 10 ,000.Yeah.Hey, why do you sound surprised?I swear to God I'm not bonding bro Cruz.How many do you have to go his best friends with the road loop?What is roll loop?

Wait rusty has more than Cruz.Yeah, don't be bro.Whoa You have to be body Rusty Rusty, why do you bought your views?Guys my guys my subs and my viewers are bought it.They're not real.I bought everything It's true guys chat type one.

If you're a bot look, they're all gonna type one Yo, yo spam spam one if you're a bot guys What?No!Yo, that's weird.Everyone in my chat's spamming one, bro.Huh.Strange.

They must be bots.

Yo, spam.

Spam four if you have two heads.They spam anything you say, bro.

They will spam anything you say.

Dude.

Oh, no, okay, too Wait, am I recording to stop for some reason guys the ball?

All right, I can't wait Oh Jonathan Cruz is telling my mom back.Oh, why's my whole stream piping one what to get him ready?Cuz I said type what if you're a bot I could think yeah, everybody vote.Oh, oh John pork.He's doing this for the update today.Yes So small and cute bro to nachito was Dying That was so funny.

I do not type one.

I gotta see nachito stream, bro.What does he look like?Is he like that guy in real life?

Hey, what nachito what?

Wait, should we go to our own server?Dude, I found him.Wait, he's live.Oh my god.He is look wait what he's a little man He's just a little guy.He has a sammy plushie.

Wait, what?Yeah, somebody doesn't read the update announcements like I do.How about that?

I read all the fanfiction.

Yeah, people out there think I don't see it.I see it.Yeah, I do, unfortunately.You don't want to know, bro.Yeah, I've seen the Wattpads.I've seen the Wattpads.

I love you, Sammy.

Rusty, is that your mom in the background?Dude, I literally heard a girl in the background.Is that your mom?Because I know that ain't no girlfriend.

I think it's you, bro.Can I help you, ma 'am?Ma 'am, what seems to be the emergency?You know how crazy that is that, like, you call the police and they refer to you as ma 'am.

Yeah, that's pretty funny, bro.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay Samuel bye Sammy join my server Just like that he's gone again He died again Sammy please Sammy please Sammy he said bruh he said bruh yeah Sammy we need you bro we need you come on what does bruh mean yeah come on Sammy we want you Sammy come on since we're streaming and Tony and Kalis aren't come on bro yeah you like us better come on who needs Tony and Kalis since the allocations he's been driving careful okaywe are the new Tony and Kayla's that's funny Chad type one if Tony and Kayla's are overrated L room not Okay, Sammy you were in offline mode on roblox for like four days, bro.

Don't act like you fed into the rubrics I literally messaged the the developers and they're like he doesn't have Wi -Fi right now.He can't talk.Okay, okay He's dead.

Oh my gosh.He is dead.Did you guys get a John pork some people are saying really mean comments?

Oh only jugger did only jugger did wait wasn't any of wasn't any of us in that right state especially creeks fans on his post Creek you just got called out bro.Dang Creek.What were my fans saying?What were they saying?

Let's go Right now I would hope if I were to have the comments didn't look like that.

Wait, what?Wait, wait, wait, wait.I'm looking at it.

Rip Sammy?The comments say, uh, Lil Timmy is going to be devastated.Five -year -olds are panicking.

Oh, hey, Creek, you got - Wait, which one are you watching?

Wait, I'm going to TikTok.Did they do it on TikTok?

I feel like TikTok's way more off the cuff.

They said, like who is happy right now.What?Guys, you can't say that when someone...Even if you don't like Brain Raw, bro, that's messed up.

At least no one was like...At least no one was like, at least he's with TongTong now, you know?

I love you all.I'm grateful to be here still.I love you too, Sammy.Oh, thanks link?Don't wish bro.Bro's talking to him bros talking to God W parasocial bros talking to the sky right now Please Haha, bros literally talking to this guy.

Thank you, Sammy.

It's like that meme of William Defoe where he's looking up Wait, wait, wait You don't know who William Defoe is?

This is me, bro.This is...The Green Goblin.The Green Goblin.This is all the...

P .O .V., this is all the five -year -olds during the admin abuse.Oh my gosh.No, they're all typing in our live stream chat, Sammy, please elephant.

Since y 'all made up those rumors...Wait, I added something.This was Stake's idea, WStake.Yo.Wait, wait, wait, Stake, what was your idea?Yo, thank you for the shout -out, Sammy.

Nah, it's really cool.You'll see.

What was your idea?You'll see, bro.Just watch.

It's actually sick.It's a bird.

No idea what he's talking about.He's in a coffin and he's snapping.

Oh, that's awesome.

That's awesome.Oh, my gosh.Wait, that's sick, dude.W guys, it's funny.Before the stream ends, we're going to see the John Pork tray as well.Yeah, mutation.

Oh, yeah.W retention.

Dude, I'm excited to see that.

The John Pork what?The mutation, the trait.

Dude, he's going to run it today.Oh, oh, yeah.

He hasn't done that yet.Check global spawn surely once got a sponsor.No way.

Welcome to the admin abuse.

I still don't think Who's gonna get the first one in the world of 2016?Let me see this yo chat if you are hearing my voice right now smashthat subscribe button now or yeah or your mom does otherwise love you your roblox account would and your dad left jr.

Grandma hates you and you're gonna grow up to be Adam Sandler Creek do the wholesome version yeah chat if you hit the like button and subscribe right now that means your mom loves you your dad loves you your grandma loves you and you're gonna grow up to be an amazing successful awesome Person with an awesome family and a whole family that loves and adores you and is proud of you Now now pretend I have core blocks.

So studies shit.What is it?What is it studies show that 99 % of people?So studies show that 99 % of people who own core blocks actually don't have fathers Can you give me a refund on this please you're ain't getting a refund bro, I'll take it if you don't want it I'll trade you for it gold Guys, we got a horror GD boom Your mom's a hurrghini boom, Kreek.

That's too far, bro.

What?the same mom.What?This is actually pretty rare.Yeah, well, you will soon.Bro, this is not rare, bro.

Romi, you got blocked, bro?Okay, if you can beat me at...Okay, refund.Yo, Sammy, I just want a refund on my Lost Hackers, bro.

What the heck?This guy just strongly lost candies.

Oh, I just saw the merch in Target, actually.

Chris, can you take me to Target?Can you take me to Target, Chris?Okay, Romi, Romi.Romi, can we turn the volume down a little bit, please?

He got way too excited for that.I'm curious on Alessios, because everyone sells them, I feel like.Dude, there's probably a trillion.He gives away admin block every day.

No, Sammy, I want to know about Love, Love, Love, So Whores.Why, bro?That's huge.Well, that was the John Pork admin abuse.and uh yeah that was cool um if this gets 10 or 20 000 likes i will eat john pork for breakfast l haters yeah that's what i think l haters