Alright, so I just got some groundbreaking news on Steal a Brain Rot. Now, I don't know if this is real, but look at this message I just got from an admin.
He said,
''Hey Cash, I got an offer for you.'' So I said, ''What is it?'' And then he said, ''Since you play a lot of Steal a Brain Rot, how would you like your very own Brain Rot?'' A Cash Brain Rot? I would love that. I'm not I'm not addicted Anyways, I said yes, please. How do I get it? And he said it's already in-game just requires a couple steps Is your base clear? Well, yes, as you can see my base is fully clear. I got no brain rats in here
I'm just kidding. I moved him over to another account just for this So I sent him a screenshot right here and then he said, okay good There's three steps. You need to complete for it to spawn step one get the mastodon Tico telepony don't hurt what in the Martin is that once? That's done. I'll tell you what to do. Okay. Hold on I'm pretty sure that's the most rare brain rot you can get from this brain rot god lucky block You see this rainbow one if I click this yeah
Look, so the highest chance one is the tiger oligarch Then we have orcal a roe bull beat. Oh, and then we have a 5% chance for this? He wants me to get one of them? I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it does look pretty awesome. Like, look at that thing. It's literally got a globe on it. But okay, I guess if we have to get step number one done then, I'm gonna have to buy a bunch of Brain Rot God Lucky Blocks. And hope that I get the TV, so uh,
One sec, let me fill my base up with those. I need it right now. I need all the luck in the world. I see it right there. It was right there now We got the orca Lero orca. La okay, that's fine It's still a good brain rot God, but that's not what we're looking for I'm trying to get my own brain rot. I need that TV now. Come on Give me all the luck in the world. I need it. I need it for this. Oh my God. What is that?
Brother, game, you don't know what I'm going for right now. There's a cash brain rot that needs to spawn. And this is literally just step number one. Just let me complete it so I can get to step three. Okay, next one. I saw it bro, it was right there. I haven't even gotten the bull beetle yet, bro. At least give me the bull beetle so I got hope. Come on, this one's gotta have it.
Let's go. Just give it to me on my fifth try. I don't have to open it. Okay, bro. Are you for serious right now? You bloody Martin, whatever.
We got way more in the base. I'm gonna cry brother. That's it game. I'm gonna cry. It's fine. It's fine Once I get this TV step ones complete we can move on to whatever step two is gonna be but it better not be hard Okay, really? Okay. I'm done being patient with you game I'm just gonna open the last three all at once one of them's gotta have a TV right This whole row is Tigers. Okay. I saw the TV in there at least once I know it's possible to get but I'm not getting real lucky right now if I gotta fill this space up again with a bunch Of lucky blocks. All right, all three of these. Let's go one of them one of them. Come on. Come on, bro I've seen it so many times. I haven't be my lucky one brother. You cannot be serious right now
Orca Lero or Cala I'm sick of you. I know you're cool and stuff There's the lowest orca Litos that I like, but I don't like you, please. I'm a grown man playing steal a brain rot Just give me a TV. I never
Really really?
My god, I don't want wanna have to get more lucky blocks
Bro
Alright, I'mma open these two Maybe we'll get lucky right here Maybe? Just maybe?
Bro
No, no, no, no, no You cannot be serious right now I didn't actually want the Bobito Bandito Tractorito Okay? I was just saying that cause I want- Okay, at least I know it's not cool. These are my last three before I have to get more brain rock. God like you
Oh my goodness, okay, masto don't decode LAPL don't it looks so awesome We actually got it is glowy and it's balancing. How you doing that? Hold on. He's kind of goaded How is he balancing on his foot like that? Hey, yo, I just realized why he got his dogs out though Anybody else wonder? Okay, whatever we got step number one done. I'm just gonna open these two anyways I don't think it really matters. Imagine if I get another TV though. Oh, no, never mind. Yo, I don't got it like that Whatever. We at least got one. So I'm gonna screenshot this and send it to the admin. Sir, step one is complete There you go. Now we just must wait for his response. He better be online. Oh, he just said okay perfect you ready for step two yes Give it to me. I want that brain rot if it really looks like me
I think I might tear up a little bit It might be the most beautiful brain rot ever added in the game right you guys think I'm beautiful right Say yes, I swear if I see any comments saying that I'm chopped. I've had enough of it. Okay, okay, okay? Hold on. He said step to get the rainbow to a let telly I think I know what he's talking about, but hold on ain't no way He's talking about the one you get from this secret lucky block, right? If you open a secret lucky block, these are the chances of what you get the Tortugini is the most common. It's 75%
I think you guys know how much I hate this guy right here Okay, then you can get the pot hotspot Which I have also gotten a lot and then the two rarest ones are the e socks Echola, which is a 5% chance and the tool it's Ellie is a 1% chance this dude right here This is the rarest thing you can get in the secret lucky block Also the s oxecola is pretty rare, but a 1% chance and this dude said to get a rainbow one Yo, how in the world do I get rainbow? That sounds literally impossible I could buy as many secret lucky blocks as I want. Okay, but rainbow ones
I don't know how to get rainbow ones breath. Wait, hold on. Okay. Hold on. He just said check your base Okay. Oh my gosh, what am I even looking at? Where did everything go? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have my TV What is this rainbow secret lucky block? Why is it glowing like that? What did I just get spawned in the oh my goodness my oh, yeah my entire base It's filled with them. Wait, wait, so if I open this it's gonna give me a rainbow secret All right, something's going on with my game. Are we hacking now? Is this a glitch or what? What no, I better not get banned. I love my steel when why if I get banned I actually gonna be rainbow when it spawns in it looks normal brother. It says rainbow, but it's not yo
This is buns. Okay, whatever as long as it says rainbow above it. I think that's all that matters I'm just gonna try and get that toilet and if I can get that toilet I'll send it to him and I'll let him know that toilet. I want a toilet. Please. I see it right there, bro. Oh my goodness if I get more tortuginis I'm probably gonna cry again. I think I've said that like five different times now, dude. This is actually insane you Martin You know how angry these guys make me the amount of lucky blocks Just to get a tortughini dragon frutini is actually beyond sad. But anyways, I guess we'll just open more I'm gonna do it one by one cuz I feel like I'm gonna get it right here. Really hard hotspot I used to like you but you're not the rarest anymore. I don't care that you make 25 million a second
You're useless the s ox echo lot just did you born better and I'm so curious Oh my god enough enough with the tortuginis. Do you want me to scream in game? Just give me the toilet so we can be done with bro I swear if I see one comment saying that the toilet has the same hair as me I think I'm gonna crash out. Oh my god another tortug- dude. We got nine tortuginis How in the world am I supposed to get this toilet? I'm about to ask him for some more lucky blocks as we have no luck here and guys no comments about the toilets hair It does not look like mine. It's not even close. All right, it's got noodle hair for some reason every single time
I check my comments. It's always making fun of me, bro. What's with the tortuginis? Are you kidding me Martin? I haven't even gotten a single a sock secola the tortugini chance. Oh my goodness 75% way too high guys. I mean seriously 75% for this guy if you're spending this much money on a secret lucky block Then I don't think anybody wants a tortugini. Seriously at least just give me an a sock so I can have some hope bro You did it last time with the brain rot gods, bro a full row of tortuginis All right, all three of these are getting opened at the same time, this is actually beyond sad. I gotta make sure I don't sell this TV brain rot either, but let's open these two and then if we don't get it, those final two is our last hope. Two Tortuginis, of course. Bro,
I honestly don't understand why it's so hard just to the rainbows and if I rejoin the game it should fix but I'm gonna do that after. First, I'm just gonna open them to see if I can even get a toilet, then I'll re-log to see if it's actually rainbow. And br la. Okay, not bad. Not now just okay. Never mind You know the s oak cycle is cool. It makes 300 millisecond I kind of want to see what it looks like when it's rainbow So I'll relog after this but first let me just get the toilet if I can get the toilet I'll give one of my viewers a kiss
Hey, yo, I didn't say that who said I didn't know that's not what I meant. Okay, we got me pot hotspots all you want as long as you give me the toilet right here Oh brother, are you kidding me? What is wrong with you Tortugini? You need to get the memo that nobody wants to get you everybody wants the toilet not you either pot hotspot come on, bro You gotta be kidding me. All right. We got more here. I'm just gonna open three at once. Let's go toilet I should probably aura farm. Maybe that's the best way to get it. Okay, really? Hey yo, uh, Kalis said he was gonna subscribe if I got the toilet right here. Well guys, looks like we got a new member in the family. Welcome Kalis, because we just- okay. Really bro? Another pot hot spot. I don't want you. This is the last one in this row. I'm just gonna open all three of those at once and a tortugini, of course.
If you guys remember in my last looking away. I'm gonna open all three of these and I'm just not even gonna look at it. Look, I'm gonna go this way. And if I look back and see three Tortuginis, one of you guys is getting kissed, all right? Someone's getting a kiss, bro. Are you kidding?
Don't worry, don't worry.
Just hold still. Sorry, sorry guys. I didn't see what happens when you give me tortuginis in the game. I start choking out my microphone I don't think anybody wants to see that now. I got four chances left up here So if I open these and I don't even get an e-sock, I'm gonna probably give up hope I'm not gonna lie Okay, you know, I'm not looking both of them just opened now insane, Sammy. Why you do it, bro?
Ah.
I'm not even gonna re-log to see the rainbows yet. I'm just gonna sell all these guys and ask for more lucky blocks because I wanna get the toilet first and then we can see what it looks like when it's rainbow, okay?
Right now, I ain't trying to lead the game though. I'm just trying the rainbow e-sock, alright? Either way, the admin spawned them in for me, so it's not even really mine, okay? If I got it legit, obviously I'd keep it, but I'd probably get banned from Steal the Brain Rod,
and then I'd probably pee my pants. Okay, more of these glitched rainbow lucky blocks, at a time because I'm done going one by one now. Oh, they're getting all laggy and stuff. Give me a toilet in one of them, come on. Ah, brother. At least we got an S-Doc. I can't even really be complaining there, but it's not what I need.
You know what I need, game. Do you want to make me happy? Yes or no. If you want to make me happy, give me that toilet. Ah, brother. If you told me a year ago that I'd be crying over getting a toilet from a Lucky Block I feel like you'd think I went insane or something If 12 year old me were to watch a video today
He'd be like why is this dude freaking out over something called an S ox a cola? You know what? I mean? I feel like nobody ever expected to say these words in their life poor to's a tortugrini dragon frutini, someone's getting a foot massage. Oh my god Hello, who wants that foot massage? All right. Sorry. Let me stop. I'm a grown man. Okay These next three better give me a toilet. I'm just gonna speed through all of them We got okay. Well, we got every single brain rot other being impatient guys. Let me just slow it down and let me ask nicely Okay, we're gonna fill the base up again with all these lucky blocks and then I'm just gonna act calm. I'm act nice I know it has a 1% chance. I know I'm being impatient. Okay
Let me just get the base filled up with way more secret lucky blocks and I'll be right back. Okay, calm, cool, and collected. Now we just go through nicely and I'm just gonna ask politely that we get a toilet in one of these three lucky blocks, okay?
Okay?
Bro, I'm done being calm and polite. You can't just give me three tortuginis like that. You know I'm going to crash out when I get those things. They're ugly, all right? Give me that toilet that I keep seeing five. Okay, three was crazy enough five in a row is even crazier If I actually spent my robux to get these, you know, how mad I'd be I'm going to break my monitor literally brother Am I losing aura every single time? I don't get this toilet right now
I feel like you guys might be making fun of me Y'all always be calling me chop saying I have no aura and this is just proving y'all's point I'm chopped anyways. I ain't chopped all right now watch this aura right here, okay? Never mind, and yo Fulton said that he would lick my toes if I got a toilet right here. Oh heck yes I'm about to get a free toe lickin for Fulton right here guys come on come on Guys, I'm not crying over Fulton licking my toes that was sus. I didn't obviously I didn't mean that y'all get your mind out of The gutters that's just weird. Oh my gosh. I'm crying because I keep getting tortuginis and obviously I don't want that I want the toilet toilet alley, please brother. You are scamming me game I hate this biggest scum odds in the world toilets about a spawn right here. Three two one. Boom. Oh, man
I actually want to watch it when it opens cuz I want to see myself get that toilet so I can put some aura music Over it, but if I keep getting tortuginisies I'm never gonna have my moment game bro if this is just step 2 I don't know how hard step 3 is about to be it's gonna take me hours to get all right we got a newly filled base of all the rainbow lucky blocks that are
literally glitched anyways so if I can get the toilet right here so I could play some oh oh my goodness you know I'm not even gonna play any aura music I'm just gonna leave it as a surprise. I don't want there to be any buildup at all. I want you guys to be in the moment with me. If y'all hear music coming in, it's just gonna ruin it. You know what I mean?
Hi, skee-bitty toilet. Hey, you know what? Maybe it's all worth it. Maybe I had to go through all that pain just to get the toilet, bro. It's just a 1% chance. It's not like impossible I've got I've opened over a hundred lucky blocks by now if it's a 1 in 100 chance I should most definitely have it now. Come on you Martin do it bro. Stop with the tortuginis
I'm getting sick and tired of seeing them. You know what? I wouldn't be sick and tired of the toilet Wait, did I just get two? There's no way I went through all that and I got two toilets. Oh my goodness gracious look at that thing it's beautiful. I have never gotten this in-game yet. He's scratching his head and everything. Okay we have four more blocks up here I might as well just open them and then we're gonna send that screenshot to the dev so we can finally move on to step three. Imagine I get another toilet right here I would actually go crazy. Okay yeah no. No toilets to be found but wait he said it had to be rainbow So let me leave and rejoin because he said apparently that actually fixes the way they look so I'll be right back
Okay, I'm not gonna lie I rejoin the game and I don't think it worked but either way I don't even care because all I need to do is just Screenshot these I'm gonna sell this guy in the middle No, thank you. And then we're gonna send it over to the admin so we can get on to that final step Boom, now we must wait for his response. Step three is about to be impossible, bro I'm gonna be sitting here for hours, but I don't care cuz I'm gonna get my own brain rot I can't wait to see what it looks like. It's gonna be awesome. Y'all better not call it chopped He just responded and we got the very last step
He said perfect once you complete this it should spawn in leave and rejoin if it doesn't work and he said step three fill every slot with a brain rot God. Oh my goodness. Okay, hold on. So does that mean I have to get rid of one of my toilets? I'm gonna get rid of all these but I'm guessing he just wants me to keep the TV and the toilet only. Oh my goodness. I can't believe I got two of them. All right. I'm gonna have to sell one and the two right there. Empty base. And now this is gonna take obviously the longest. I have to wait until I get a brain rot god from this thing multiple times over. I could just buy a bunch of brain rot god lucky blocks, but I ain't spending all my money right now. Because look, we're already getting mythics and stuff. It's not a brain rot god, but at least Butterbaloney? Why do you have particles if you're only a legendary? I never understood that. You don't even make that much money, gang.
Now watch this. Brain rot god in 3, 2, 1, BOOM! Aww. Cactohippopotam- nah. I should've brought my aura glasses to put on. Perochelo, nemochelo- no, thank you, bro. I want that god. Give it to we go. We got a Coco Fanto Elefanto. That's not bad a giraffe a celestial I will most definitely take that. Thank you. You are very beautiful Even though you're the worst brain rot god you could get doesn't matter. We have 20 more slots to fill
Oh brain rot god lucky block. That's gotta count. It's a brainalala tralala. You are most definitely a brain rot god I will take you another brain rot God lucky block. Yes, please. I like how it says that lucky block Is that just me? I think that's just me. Sorry guys blueberry octopus. Eenie. No, thank you. Mythic. Lucky block. No, thank you I only want the brain rot gods, please Yes, yes, I love it. Thank you very much. Go ahead. Yes. Enjoy your stay. Oh another giraffe a celestial. Yes Let's go. That's the entire first floor filled up now We just have these other two floors to fill up should be pretty quick though
And I'm guessing once I fill up the entire base, it's gonna spawn I could probably ask the admin, but I'm too lazy Sorry guys. I just want to see my brain rot. Get off us today straightia again go on in. Thank you. We got another Coco Fanto Elefanto You go right on ahead buddy. You got a big booty mind if I touch it? Okay? What what am I even saying? You know that wasn't me. Oh, nah a giraffe a celestia. Yes, please go on ahead. You got a nice booty, too Hey, yo, hey, yo, I'm getting message right now. He said did you do it yet? Not yet? I have 10 spots left. He said okay be ready. It should spawn after you complete it. Okay. I'm trying mister We just got a brain rot god lucky block. That's a dub. That's a dub now
We got nine spots left guys. I might pee myself when I see this it's gonna look so insane right as I fill up this base I'm gonna get rid of this giraffe a celestial so that I actually have space to now. We got this whole row done We just got three more and then five up here another brain rot God lucky block. Oh, we got a trial elite a trial Ah, yes, please. Thank you very much. Okay, and Uru Bini Fleming Gweeney You are definitely a brain rot God and your rainbow. Wait, what? Okay. I didn't realize you made so much money you fly on over, thank you. And after that goes in, we just have to fill up that top row, we're almost done. Another Treno Struzzo Turbo 3000, yes please. I like that little track you got going. That little trail, you know what I mean?
Sorry, I should probably, I'll stop talking like that, guys. I'm just excited. Okay, I'm a grown man. Oh, we got a Coco F Two spots left. Okay, lock in, guys. Another giraffa celestria. I don't even care if you're buns.
And one more, one more spot, and we must be ready for it to spawn. Okay, you know what? We'll take the lucky block. That could be the last one. Now, am I hallucinating? What's going on here? I need to message him
Okay, I just messaged him and he said, okay, open your lucky blocks goofy. You calling me goofy? How was I supposed to know that? Alright, fine. tiger. Yeah, whatever. They're all gonna be brain rot gods Anyways, it's open this one and then this one right here Don't accidentally grab something else now or Calero and we got a tiger and I think there's one more up here. Yes Okay, Tiger Ligra, I don't even care. Wait, what is that? Oh my goodness, I need to sell something. Get out of here, giraffe. I need it. I need it. I see it right there.
Don't you dare. Oh my goodness. Cashrino YouTubino. Cashrino YouTubino.
Oh my goodness.
This thing is actually insane. It makes 10 billion dollars a second. Oh my oh, yes. Yes, please spawn in right there. Oh Cash Reno YouTube, you know 10 billion dollars a second It's literally me in a skeleton body driving a car and it's got a YouTube play button on the front of it Oh my goodness. This thing is insane looking bro. It was worth it
I don't even care how much I had to do getting that toilet was probably the worst part of this whole thing the brain rock gods part It took a while, but it was chill. Okay. Yeah, that was definitely worth it. I'm screenshotting this and sending it to the dev brother Thank you. I never thought this day would come. It's beautiful I don't know if anybody else in the game can actually get this thing and I'm pretty annoyed I had to do all those steps, but I don't even care I had to do all those steps, but I don't even care We got the cash Reno YouTube Eno and that's it
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