I Got Trained By a Minecraft Spear Master

The spear is the newest weapon added to Minecraft, and the way the spear works is the faster you're moving while charging it, the more damage it does. To the point at insane speeds, you can literally one shot fully stacked players. And on the unstable SMP, I'm trying to become a combat master, a master of every weapon. But the spear was brand new, and I had no idea how to use it at its max potential. So I traveled across the server searching for a Spearmaster to train me, until a rumor started to spread.

After a year of being missing, my former teammate mainpair was said to be hidden deep in a cave far away from the server, and he was the first player to wield the spear and master it. Naturally, I didn't believe this story, so I went to investigate for myself. This banner design belongs to main pair, which could only mean one thing. The skeleton who almost killed the fight that Loki went to armor break?

What the? Main pair?

What are you looking for?

Main- main pair?

Let's find them together. What are you looking for?

Maim-Mainpair?

Let's find them together.

Well, it turns out the rumors were true, and standing before me was Mainpair, a master of speed and the spear. The two of us used to be in an empire together called the Prince Zem Empire, and we used to have a team called the Blindfold Brothers. We did everything as a duo, until main pair betrayed me and the empire just for fun, and

it ended with us battling. After that, we never interacted again. Until today, the day I plan to learn the spear. Um, um, um

Wow, it's so random to see you. Okay

Random is not the word I would use. I don't know. I don't think you would find this on accident

Well, I'm yeah, I specifically have something for you. That's why I'm here. Yeah, I know you have something for me You do I'm ready bro. Yeah, Oh bet. All right start like right now um so pretty much I want to like oh why are you funny okay what are you hello okay why why what how are you what are you I'm I what am I so fast okay you know I am right yeah I'm just a little confused how I didn't know the spirit Jamie works like that dude why would you but why are we fighting bro hello you tell me why we're fighting

why did why are you here if it's not if it's not to get this over with you think I'm finished business right you really you really think is about Why are you here if it's not to get this over with? You have some unfinished business, right?

You really think it's about Zen Empire why I'm here?

Why are you-

Is that not why you're here?

No, that's not why I'm here.

Why would I be here about Zen Empire? You're just doing all this talking.

You came here talking about I got something for you.

You expect me to not pop up.

No, I want to-

What do you expect? We're talking about I got something for you. I did not know. I want to use back bro.

Like what you want me to do? What do you got for me?

I know it's potions in a sword.

I know my God bro.

Why would I know you bro? Okay, what do you need? Okay, that's the point.

Okay, I wanted I wanted rain. I want to learn training. I want training. That's why we want training. Yes. Yes

First of all, there's two of all we're gonna start with the first of all, we're not on a trainer Basis, I'm not sure I'm not trying to help you with nothing bro. Second of all, what do you have to learn from me? If anything you should be teaching me something.

Right?

I'm not a technical player.

The spear.

I want to learn the spear. I want to learn the spear. That's like a weapon I have no idea about.

Did you miss my first? I'ma bring you back to the first point, bro. I know you have a hard time listening. We'll bring you back the first question. Why would I help you? Huh?

Because we're brothers bro. You want to train your own brother?

Brothers. Brothers? We were brothers. Now I don't know bro. I'm feeling like an only child.

Okay.

All right then what can I offer you dog? There's no way you ain't training me with-

There's nothing.

N-nothing? Like, that's all I-I-I have nothing to offer?

There's something you can offer. It's not an item, though. You like fighting, right?

Um, of course, bro.

There's one thing you can help me? Okay. All right. Actually, I mean, yeah, if you're down, I don't know if you're gonna be down. So now you like fighting, but I know you don't like losing. Okay, you're okay. So in order for me to explain your task, I want you to understand a little bit of backstory here. I keep I don't know if you saw over here.

There's a trophy. The skeleton almost made me from unstable. Okay, dude. That was the close dude. I've been in a lot of fights. These are all dead bodies here That was the closest one And the important thing is that the only thing that actually belongs to me in this space Are these gear sets like this is not my base because what I do is I kind of you know Your boy needs to get his bread up. So

Uh, I make it the rich people's problem and uh, I kind of hunt them for the mula the bread. You're just an assassin now Yeah, you know it keeps me on my toes keeps the server fun and um Keeps me rich. So it's pretty cool. But yeah, I move around a lot and I don't want to stay here for too long Which is what you can help me with. Um nearby. There's a there's a group of players who are extremely stacked and extremely rich And bro, i'm telling you flame if I can kill these people i'm telling you bro I'm eating good for months and you know, you know, I like to eat bro

Okay, so the issue here is that because they're so stacked it makes them incredibly hard to kill and as you know uh of my playstyle, if I can't quick trap someone, it's unlikely that I can last long enough to stick around for the fight. They make it hard to stick around, totems, pearls, netherite armor, all that kind of stuff, it's just like, it makes it difficult. They've been giving me a hard time.

In exchange for me teaching you how to use the spear you help me kill these guys

Can I learn some no, I don't really trust how am I supposed to just trust that like after I do this I'm gonna learn can I can I get a like

something

Do you have a reason to not trust me?

Do I have a reason to not trust me? Do I have a reason? Do I have a reason to not trust you? What's your reason?

You betrayed me!

You betrayed me!

You betrayed the damn empire!

What are you talking about? Bro, we can... No, okay, whatever, fine, fine.

You don't trust me, that's fine. It's okay. So I'll teach you a little bit now and then We can we can move forward from there. How about that? Okay. All right, let me All right, see this Mm-hmm. You want you want to learn how to use a spear? Yeah. Yes. I do want to learn to use a spear All right. This is your first trick. The spear is a movement weapon, right? Do you want me to give you this spear, you have to catch up to me. No pros.

What the f-

How are you do-

Hello?

All right.

All right, I caught you.

Oh!

Bro, you just hacked, bro. That's all you do.

Bro, get here, bro. You want this spear so bad. I lowkey didn't, I can teach you some basic mechanics. So hold out your spear. So with this spear, the fun thing about the spear is there's two attacks.

Okay.

The first attack is you're able to use the lunge enchantment to obviously lunge, right?

Yeah.

And your second attack, it's the the actual it's the actual damage itself The damage is based off of how fast you're moving. It's it's based on your movement So if I just walk up to you and like that that didn't do much damage did it? No But if I go like this That did a heart I mean I'm pulling the another right I did more but if I do this It's a little bit so we wait

Okay

It's necessary Training isn't cheap. Okay, not cheap. If you don't like my training you can find it at the spirit master. Oh wait, there's none Yeah, welcome to my base, buddy Welcome to my School, okay. So so I mean you can try it out yourself I mean you can use this to like, you know jump around though

So why is mine so trash and then you're like so fast like compare the wires and trash. You're just trash. Okay

Thanks. Don't blame the player, blame the game.

Yeah, I'm blaming the trainer, bro. Why must we not do yours like yours?

It's not my fault you didn't wanna do it. I told you I'll explain to you the basics, right? I've already taught you enough. Okay. I taught you this, I won't do bro? You can run away bro. Huck, what's up boy?

You wanna know why?

You wanna know why your spear sucks? Why? Because I'm the movement master. Because you're the movement master. You're the immortal demon, I'm the movement master bro. You can have the immortal demon, you can be immortal.

Okay, what does that mean? Why does that mean I can't learn the spear? You can, but you'll just never be as good as I am. I mean, our play styles are just fundamentally different, bro. Like, it's not possible for me to be you. It's not possible for you to be me. Because you play to survive because you care about surviving. I play to have fun. I care about getting kills. So you notice that I use speed too. I use movement tactics and I play incredibly aggressive and I don't use totems like you do. Or turtle master or webs or things that slow me down because I'm willing to sacrifice those kinds of things in exchange for getting kills quickly.

But you care a lot about your reputation or winning fights or whatever which in my opinion is a little bit boring. But you know, it's your cup of tea. Not a good cup of tea, but if you like it.

So what is it? I still wanna, okay, so I wanna be a combat master in Unstable, so I need to learn everything. So is there a possibility that I could learn? Even if it's not as good as you, can I learn something, bro? Let me teach you the, I wanna know the whole game.

You will learn I taught you the basic mechanics didn't know you still owe me something bro come on this is bro after a stop if you if you keep nagging me bro I'm not helping you well I should even be helping and I told myself I wasn't gonna help anybody else bro you're lucky that I'm even basic mechanics bro no you listen to me you came to me right you came to me so what's gonna happen we're gonna do what we need to do we're gonna take this fight and then I can teach you

the more advanced mechanisms if you know what I'm saying so prepare your inventory

all right it's gonna be yeah you need You need some flat. Are you taking the, are you stealing from the poor bro? I thought you still need speed.

I steal from everybody.

You know who I am?

Cause I'm ready, bro.

I love the, let's get out the cave. Last one. There's a Ron.

I go here.

Yeah. I wonder, I wonder who,

I wonder who's I wonder who's gonna win. Okay bro, whatever.

You have like your cobwebs, all that stuff?

Well yeah, but you won't teach me how to do the spear strategy. I wanna learn the spear strategy.

You're complaining about not knowing the spear strategy when I ask you about webs bro. Don't be impatient bro. Patience is a virtue. Wait is that, is that what this saying is? Patience? Or is it kindness? I don't even know. I don't know nothing about none of these things. Speed is a virtue bro. Movement is a virtue. And the virtuous man is the one who's patient. Oh my gosh. I'm just dropping proverb after proverb bro.

Okay. Okay. This uh, this should be fun.

Should be something fun bro.

Bro. We're playing Minecraft right? What's it called? A video game?

Okay...

You're up on the server just to do what? Like I don't know. It's the whole point of stuff.

I'm just competitive. You know that man.

I'm competitive too. But what's competition without fun? Right? Should be... somewhere around here. Yeah right here here you see this They hit it actually kind of well. Oh

But you okay. No, no, no, don't go in you don't bring it. We're here the game plan

Okay, what's the game plan doc?

Okay, so here's the plan you go in there you just survive and then I'll pick him off cuz I'm gonna coach up Thank you guys surviving you play to wear strong suits suits Take this W claim the base. That's game. I'm gonna block off the exits by the way, so we're genuinely gonna die What are you lacking dude if it's a closed base, I don't know I'm gonna get armor you're really cool How about you just take that road you with the okay for from couple dead bodies here and there can I use in the game plan right I side hold

in your drop people and their I

no one know I wanna no survivors by the way, alright? Okay.

Alright. Alright. Three. Two.

Alright, I'll stick around and build this up real quick. I don't even think the rest of them know we're in here. It is making our job easier. Thanks guys.

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well well well well well is right if it is an old main pair look we got spears of our own main main main well I should thank you come over here get out of here

they love you bro I don't know yeah I have a reputation with these guys

beginner with practice who are you get out of here! Leave our base!

Okay, May, May, Lotto me, Lotto me, Lotto me, Lotto me.

Got you, got you. Just hold it, just hold it, just hold it.

Oh, nice.

Bro, I did the peek!

Oh my god.

Okay, just keep doing that Okay, I keep trying my arm is like semi-pro. All right, there a lot of them are on me. You got to leave I still can Man I need to restock real quick. Okay, I'm back.

Oh my god. Nice, nice. Oh, my, bro. Oh my god. When you're low key just lean right?

Yeah. Bottom on me.

Got you.

You got that distance.

Popped him. Oh I popped him twice!

I'm just the sword master I guess. I can't do Genji spear pops, but I'm doing work with the sword. You just be a front flex, I'll be mainframe.

You good? Yep.

Come, nice. I'm fighting one guy. Come on son.

I mean he's dying.

No don't steal my kill.

That's me.

That's me.

That's all me.

Stop! stop nice Nice. Holy dear! Oh my gosh! You got that. Need help in one more? No. It's not very even up here. You sure bro?

It seems like you're struggling over there.

He's not dead yet.

I'm struggling?

Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna go ahead and get the other one. I'm gonna go ahead and get the other one.

I'm gonna go ahead and get the other one. Oh

My gosh for like a weight off of my back and I have some gear am I like just not alone

um

Okay, holy I actually so much

This is what you see why I've been talking this to you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean they have the God sent. Oh my god

Hey, what the I see why you're rich now, I might have an idea I mean, I'm not rich, but... I was rich before I was rich, bro. Okay. Being rich is a mentality.

Okay.

The two of us looted all the gear on the floor, and with those players dead like we agreed, I was finally ready to learn the advanced strategies that would help me master the spear. Until main pair started acting weird.

Hello?

Hello, bro.

Hello.

Where are you? Where are you going?

I'm just going to get more materials. Which way do we exit again?

Just like I'm elated.

All right. I mean, you clearly want to stay at this base forever, so you might as well just market as ours.

No, I don't want to stay here. That's not or

I'm leaving you can stick around and get the rest of the gear if you know where where are we going no no no enjoy enjoy the rest of the gear bro no no enjoy the rest of the gear no wait wait whoa where's the where you what why are you trying to leave without me bro because I'm done we're done listeners done contract is over this was a one-picture contract bro besties we're not in the training what happened to the training you taught me how to left and right click bro okay you didn't want to do that before clearly you're welcome hello I want to learn more than just

left and that wasn't the deal bro the The deal was that I hope you kill them

I didn't already I didn't kill them for nothing. Well, you're like the PvP. So you're welcome actually funny thing I'm gonna go ahead and yeah, it was fun seeing you bro. Nice to see you. Yeah

Hello, you know, I know where you live. I don't know how to use the spear nowhere near like close to you

It's like the old days, bro. Oh my God. Why are you? Yeah, that's yeah. What you want me to see here? And like we already did the deal, man. Dude, I don't know how to use it.

Nowhere like you like nowhere near it.

Ready, ready, ready, ready?

No. What?

How do you do the best thing?

How do you how do you lunge like you want an autograph oh here take this And they're dead like I helped you I didn't

I didn't risk my life for a banner dog. Say cheese. Yo. Hello. Hello. Hello. I already tried you no, no

No, you already know how to use this. No, I don't know I don't

Yo, hello. Can you bro?

Brain of me with this teach me the movement to leave me alone. I know you do it. Yo, buddy. Yo, buddy Yo, buddy, I know you say I'm the master of movement. Yes, not just PPP brother. We're gonna be my house Oh, yeah, also, wow, what's gonna happen bro? What I'm gonna go to me No, I'm gonna go to the base, but I mean we could we have a fire right now You're not gonna if you're not gonna bring me up Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy

Bring me with the spear.

I've already trained you bro. No, I just gave you a mini training session right now. When someone uses a spear, put a suit on. You're welcome.

Bye.

Hey, have a good day bro.

Genuine, genuine. Have a good rest of your life. Leave me alone.

So you trained me in the spear. Dude, that was the deal. You're such a slimy slime. Okay, if I if I train you with the spear you're gonna leave me alone Yes. Yes. Yes. I just want to learn the fast like I don't even have a time for this

Hello, I just literally yeah, okay. Okay. Hey, I'm a trainer now you right now you're a trainer again I've always been a junior oh okay all right in that case just play head back to the base where my gosh brilliant dude you're lucky bros people would pay top dollar for my training

genuine top I paid top dollar by helping you kill the enemies it wasn't like

hello I welcome back home bro home for those of you home for anybody yeah kill the enemies.

To the normal eye, you might not be able to tell that main pair is moving faster than me with the spear, but he is. He's skipping the entire cooldown phase of the spear.

I needed to learn it as well. What you need to do, obviously, as you know, you use your primary attack with the spear. You lunge. But if you are holding an item that has any minimal cooldown, like the minimum cooldown, as long as you click and swap to the spear at the same time, you can kind of, uh, it's

hard to do it like if I'm not like, like, yeah, it's kind of like attribute swapping. Yeah, it's attributes. I had to swap from my sword to the spear at the right time to be able to skip the cooldown and lunge whenever I want. When I get the timing down consistently, I'd be able to consider myself a spear master,

because I'd excel in all the sword. Wait, I'm looking better at it with the sword. The time is like, kinda hard. How do you do it with the item? I mean, it's like, it's a lot of coordination. It took me a while. Obviously, like, as you know, like, with any other game mode, any other hockey, it just becomes muscle memory at some point. I've been playing with the spear for a while.

I wish snapshots came on. But yeah, I mean, you'll just get used to it at some point. Dude, the most satisfying things like this when you're in a fight, someone pulls away, but then like you launch and you like right on him, bro. That's the lead. Dude, it's just it just feels like they can't even escape. I mean, it's probably like op if you

like use it with other weapons too, right? Because like, in theory, sure in theory you can like launch like there's a probably a bunch you can do like this works with my every Law you could do I'm just yeah crash with

It works, especially bro. If you let me show you All my mother like if I have a if I'm a mace I'm not a nice anymore. I'm not good. I'm telling you bro. If you ever want to play

like a Good old main pair, bro With me learning the spear's fast movement technique and how to one tap players effectively, I finally knew what I needed to become a master of the spear. Now it was just a matter of time of experience until I fully mastered it. But there was one more thing I needed from main pair. You see, main pair is insanely good at hunting players down, hence why he's an assassin. And for the past few months, a faction called the law has exiled me from the server. Yet, even after staying outside the server like they asked, they still been hunting me down.

I know they have to have some type of base out here where they supply their players. And if I could find it, I could put a dent in their entire operation. can help me track it down its main pair. So like, so this is what you do all day bro? All you do is just like kill people and then you just disappear. You take the loot and then you just leave.

I practice spear, get door dash. I mean, yeah, I guess not much else to do. It's fun, I enjoy it. What, you don't like my lifestyle bro?

Got an issue with it? Okay, I What, you don't like my lifestyle, bro? I'm gonna miss you with it.

Okay, I mean, you don't have any teams or like no empires or nothing.

No empires, no brotherhoods, it's just targets.

Good, because I got one for you, bro.

A target?

Yeah.

Or a brotherhood?

No.

I'm not joining a brotherhood with No, I'm not joining our brotherhood. I'm sorry. All right. No, it's hard.

All right.

I'm listening. Let's see. Let's see you ever.

All right. Listen, there's a team called the law. They've like exiled me. Well, a faction of like a sword. I'll just call him a faction. And I thought you're talking about a player. Well, they're a target you can I mean you could kill the leader. Sure

Yeah, we just it's the team as a target. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, it's the law They're there they've exiled me And they like made me look weak and they like mods my entire title to look like a joke By beating me bad and they've been like hunting me for a while. They beat you bad? Yeah. Yeah. Like that. And they've been, Oh, you came here. Yeah. I'm trying to learn, bro. You couldn't live with your own failure

flame. And where did that bring you right back to me? I'm listening though. Go ahead.

Yeah, you are bro. Like, I know they have a base somewhere because like, they've been like hunting me like out of like everywhere, like literally millions of blocks out.

So you bring them here?

No. Listen, you said you're listening.

How do you know?

How do you speculating? Because they have like so much to speculate if they're here. No, they're not.

OK, how do we know?

Not get your inventory ready? Come on, Brina. I don't think we would even win right now You would go ahead I'm here bro, yeah, and I mean pretty much they exiled me They like made me look weak They they took my base and I know they they have a base somewhere and I want you to find their base burrow And I want you to like help me hunt them down and that's it bro

hmm

We got some personal beef going on

That's like very enticing so I'm gonna do you a favor and I'm actually gonna go ahead and say no like like absolutely not Not not just no like absolutely not like like I'm not gonna lie. I'm Looking at a spot like it's inspiring like how you had the audacity To come here and and propose me to get involved in your politics. You're the one that cares about your name I don't care about all that. I'm just trying to have fun

You should I play a game and the deal was a spear. Honestly, like you helped me. I helped you I already did my job

Okay, but they they are when I say rich the last players are rich Don't get me wrong, but they have like armies of like like Julie like 30 40 70 player armies of full netherite players like they're they're insanely rich. They're like teams with the entire server right now Mm-hmm, so they pretty much have like

connections everywhere.

Like, I look. Come on. And is are they in the room with us right now?

We can go find them. That's the point.

What I'm saying is, I don't I don't know if I believe.

You don't believe me.

I don't I don't know if I believe You don't believe me. I I don't

honestly like an entire Not just a team an entire Faction a nation of players who are incredibly rich on this server Like you don't understand why that's hard for me to believe I've been hunting the richest players in the server for a while, and I've only been able to Amount so much gear. I don't know an entire nation

Listen listen. I promise that they have like tons of gear and Everyone on their team except maybe a few players are in diamond armor. They are all Stacked and they've been hunting me everywhere I go. Like I know for a fact that they're full of netherite. Like I promise that they're stacked and I just know they have a base out somewhere. They have to have a base because there's like no way that they're supplied

like this without a base. So like we could find it. I mean, you can have all the resources like I don't really care like. But I promise is worth it. Like, I promise but I promise it's worth it, like I promise.

You promise?

I-I promise, I swear, I promise.

So, Edgar, the issue is that you have me interested in it now, because the flamefrags I know is the man of his word, right?

Yeah, when I promise.

OK, you know what? You know, I'm going to do. How about this? How about this? How do you think? OK. Mm hmm. I mean, you came to me, honestly, like I feel a little bit patronized, but I'm going to slide.

I'll find them for you, bro.

But once it comes time to actually deal with them and take them out I can't offer you my quick shopping skills my my my advanced beautiful design

I can't i'm not offering that to you, but I can under that but in exchange I want that mula. You can have that one that works with me bro you can have the gear I just I don't care too much I'd like I just need I'm hunting them down. I just hate these guys. I don't care about the ice it's not about the loot at

all it's really about killing them., sure. Okay flaming his titles. All right. All right. Um in that case, I think it's time to move I have already finished the targets that I needed to on here. Okay, so I'm Yeah, I mean yeah you're helping me, this is not part of the deal. You add something, I add something. It's a fair trade, you know?

Yeah bro, whatever.

Honestly, like, you need more from me than I need from you, you know?

Whatever.

Whatever, because you know I'm right. No argument needed. Alright, let's get to work.

Alright, so Where are we going? I didn't even give too many deep too much detail about anything. So like where are we already going somewhere?

I mean the first step of hunting is information right you need information. So We're going is there's a little town it's a bit away and We're just gonna go there. We're trying to get as much information as we can then from there We can kind of I don't know like decide where we want to move what we want to do but like obviously yeah so I'm not aware, I'm curious.

The one thing I've heard about the law is that they, I mean, it's in their name, like the law, they try to serve justice on the server. So what's your, what's your issue with that? I feel like that's something I would have an issue with.

Well, like for a while, they've like pretty much been chasing me around for like a long time. I've been chasing you around, you're playing for x kill yeah but i've been killing them right they've just pretty much devoted their entire thing to just killing like me like i don't know like why it matters so much they've been chasing me for a while and i was only recently exiled outside of the server yet i still find myself being chased by people after I was exiled. So the plan is that I learn all these weapons, like the spear.

I want to learn cart like a little better. I'm like decent. I want to like learn the mace. I probably won't be using it too much, but it doesn't hurt to learn. And then, um, I want to go back because I want to become a combat master. I want my reputation.

So like, I want to live up to my reputation it's basically I like you tation yeah like basically like you know I kind of failed myself by losing to them or that funny it's not funny it's

just the situation is like I don't know a while ago I was just like you you know like Like why it's such a big deal. Yeah, I just don't understand why you'd risk your life. Like you only have one life. I don't know why you'd risk that for a title for how people perceive you. It doesn't make sense.

I mean, technically, I'm not the only one who cares about it, since it determines how people like treat me as well. So that means that like it's not just me.

What do you mean?

If my name is something that's strong,

then people actually treat me like something. But if I'm, I don't have any name,

then I'm like nobody, you know? Well, that's only if your name is all you have.

Does that make sense? If you have something else that makes you who you are, if you have something else that you hold valuable to you and that's what you're respected and known for but your name has so much value because you put so much value into it i mean i don't know everyone has their thing it's like it's pointless to me well i guess now it's pointless to me i used to care a lot less than you did a lot less than you do but that's what matters to you

that's what matters to you well it's probably because that's all i have so that might be really you definitely have more than that what else do i have bro have you ever thought about

caring about people more than a title I mean there was a point.

I don't think we're there anymore. My life.

Did you put people before the title or did you choose a title over the people? Something obviously changed right?

Well there was probably a point where I like cared more about like people like maybe like a long time ago there was a there's definitely a point I mean but I mean I've slowly just been failed a lot and I've also been judged a lot and I've been not cared about a lot I guess so I guess that's why And I mean the one thing I did have was PVP so if I don't have PVP then I mean there's not much to look towards. I don't have any other skills for real.

I don't know I think you're underselling yourself a lot. I'm not gonna lie. You want my advice?

What's your advice bro?

I know you don't want to be like me. I know we're very different people, but I've been in your shoes before. You know, I've played a little bit of Minecraft in my days. Honestly, like if you're such a prominent figure on the server, you're bound to be failed, betrayed and used. So, it's like, if you stop caring about the title, I honestly feel like you're gonna feel

such like a relief. You're gonna feel so much freedom. But I know that like-

I have nothing to live for at that point. What am I doing on the server?

What- what do I have to live for? We're both good at the game. You like money and killing people and I don't know that's what you like. I like having fun. I like getting money because it's fun. I like killing people because it's fun. It's all encompassing to the same thing. You need a reason to play the game.

Yeah my reason is because- Your reason is your reputation, right? Yeah. reputation right? It's such a non-productive reason. Flam, bro, you're being the strongest player just invites competition. Every world, every server, everything has a way of balancing itself naturally. Do you, have you ever become the, became the strongest on a server? Have you ever became the strongest period and not experienced people trying to take you down or trying to take your title?

Does that ever happen to you? Even for more than a few days, you can go ahead and say no, bro.

Well, no, I guess no, but I don't. Well no I guess, no. But I don't, but it's not that I don't, like it's not that I don't mind, like I don't mind competition per se, and like I don't need to be the strongest, it's just like I just want some type of title. Cause like, I don't know bro, like we're just different I guess, like I don't know what else I'm supposed to be doing bro, and it doesn't matter what it is I just want to be like recognized for my skill, but I don't know. I don't know

I feel like if you if you just take the pressure off yourself off the title Your problems will try to kind of solve themselves want something else to play for but I know it's not as simple as that So you're in a tough spot. I know a lot of people wouldn't want to let go of what you have, so... that's the reason people fight for your spot.

Yeah.

Oh, you see it? Oh, yeah.

Okay, I bet.

Alright.

Game plan, you ready? So... Word tends to get around. As you know. We're gonna stick around, wander, and and we're gonna see if we can find anything

out about the law.

We don't want to look like a sore thumb. We make ourselves look obvious then. That is like the way that we're gonna make sure we don't get any information.

All right.

Remember, stay chill.

Yo, bro.

Yo, bro.

You know, do you know anything about the law? We're trying to kill them.

We're playing.

I don't think so.

Oh, my God.

Come here.

Oh, my God.

What?

Yeah, bye.

Oh, my God. What?

No, I'm doing what?

Bro.

What?

So am I training you with the spear? Oh my god. What, Dong Jeely, what? Bro, what?

So, am I training you with the spear or are you trying to train my patience, bro? I literally just said we keep a low profile and look, look, they're all staring at us, bro. You just said you know where the lies you want to kill them. What information are we going to get from that?

A lot?

They see them as protectors. Do you understand? Yeah. them as protectors. Do you understand? Yeah, you gotta be smooth when it comes to certain things, bro. You can't just brute force your way through everything. If you just walk around talking about where's the law? I want to kill them. We're going to kill them. This is why people put bounties on you, right? It's why people are hunting you. Do you even understand

how many people have tried to hire me to kill you? I've seen insane numbers, insane amounts of money. Like, you need to just be slick.

People have hired you to kill me?

Bro, just be slick.

Why didn't you take it?

Come on. Stay focused.

Wow.

Remember Flammo profile, okay?

Just scouting around, see who... Okay. Okay. Just got around. See you. Okay.

Okay.

So now people find a way to get players.

Julie died.

All right.

Let's see.

Are you serious?

Oh, my bad guys.

I don't mean to come on.

How did that guy die? Yo, the leader.

Yo.

Yes, I'm the leader.

You're the leader, right? Is it okay if I talk to you? Of course. You seem like a... Come on bro, just talk to me.

Let's go.

I'm another Red Armor.

What do you mean why? Yeah man, launch that song man. We're on good relations.

I'm just being...

So, Flame and I um we're a bit lonely in the server and what we're doing is we're trying to make new friends and there's this team called the law and there's this one dude where he's hilarious he's on the law and kind of wanna become friends with him so we just wanted to understand if you knew anything about the law and where we could find them potentially so we can get to this guy um actually I do know one thing and it's not a lot told

us to not trust flame frags or anyone with him no no I'm not telling you nothing I don't know the leader the leader listen your leader right so but yeah you and I mean let's just leave flame under this like you like as a leader you have to have a mind of your own right? You have to have your money, you know, so think for yourself I mean, I'm telling you right here face to phone. Please work with me. So I'm telling you here face to face that Flaming I it's not what you think. Okay, and honestly if you tell us what a lot is

You know, I'm taking a stand You guys another I always bosses I take a stand to follow me to leader your leader Let's see how your team respects you as leader. All right

Listen up Fuck off, I'm the law, I'm being dead serious. This is what happened to the whole village. This is just one TNT. I'm gonna light this whole village up.

Any information, drop it now.

No.

I'm not taking this anymore.

I hope you don't give me information. I'm gonna be glad to blow this whole thing up.

Deleter.

Oh, yo, yo.

You got a plan? I got a plan too. Let me show you my plan bro. Let me show you my plan. I got a master plan too. You have to execute me. The master plan is called blow up your whole village.

You're a bitch.

I'm taking this.

Oh, okay.

Bitch, I was hoping you would take it.

So can we just, can we just, oh, okay.

This is my favorite part. Can we just, can we just? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

My throat! I'm trying! You can't even protect your people! You can't even protect your people bro! I'm protecting them! What kind of leader are you? I'm killing you! Yeah you can try! You don't know who I am! You don't know who we are!

Are they actually trying to kill you?

Bye bye!

Bye bye!

Bye bye!

Ain't no way bro!

Bye bye!

Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye. Bye bye. Oh My god, are you dead serious? Yo, you guys wanna live?

They already killed the horrors zero survivors, you Yeah, so does anyone here want to live?

Why are you guys you're the axing to die? No, wait, what we do is there anyone?

We don't mess up

Okay, guys, oh shoot is it to be three flame go run run. We gotta get out of here. Okay. Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was the reason why we did that? Why do we even do that? I'm not gonna lie. Like I was actually just like the TNT was in my hand and I just woke up now, bro

Okay, everything went black for a second. How about we just send one of them to get the law?

Yo, hello anyone

Anyone a bro. Hey, bro. You treaty bro. Oh now you wanna you wanna do it? I mean like there's not many people to choose from you want I'm doing okay, you just uh Go ahead and just go get the law and then why are you looking at me like, Oh, okay. Get the law. Yeah. Go get the law and tell them that flame frags and main pair are at this town. And I mean like if they don't want everyone just tell them, yeah, just go get them, bro. Just go get them. I mean, there's no one really here.

I mean, yeah, I'm dead serious. Yeah, just go get the law. Don't kill this dude, please. Oh, he's just blowing up everything Yeah Go get the law, bro. Just go ahead don't kill this guy say and um We'll be alone. I mean if we if we get the love right? Oh, there's Yeah, go go go leave what are you doing go get them bring them here and tell them that we're here

Well

Don't kill everyone. They need a reason to come here. I mean all we got to do is like realistically

We just ride them here, right? I mean, yeah, we bring him here and I mean after the fight we just kind of follow them back and From then on do Jalen quit the server because he's gonna quit too so he's not sleep. No, I'm gonna kill him. He's dropping his stuff.

Oh man. Well, I mean, okay, poor guy. Well, I guess we just sit up here and wait.

We're gonna come over here. Yeah, we just get to the Peterman. Actually, you know what? Quiet. Sit up here. We're gonna come over here. Yeah, we just get to the Peter. Actually, you know what quiet Emperor

Come over here

Like honestly, you're very brave you can go ahead and you can join us Come on the blindfold bandits guys, come on all of say I don't even know you can't even communicate This is our base now, okay So wait, let me give you guys some gear just make sure doesn't get here go ahead and take that gear guys One one two for each of you. Okay Go ahead. Don't be I'm not gonna lie. I'm genuinely about to end your whole life. Go ahead and get in that hole.

Genuinely.

Dude, I don't even-

This is what I'm saying.

This is why I need to stay away from you, bro. I don't get into this type of activity unless I'm around you, bro.

Ha ha ha ha.

Bro, this is why you should stay near me, bro. This is what I'm talking about this is why you play the game dude I wish like they had more gear though I mean they're broke bro trust bro we'll get plenty of gear bro yeah I know oh my gosh wait look there's a diary wait what the heck diary day one look

at this where are you hold on bro are you blind are you blind we were in blindfolds

damn it yeah but how come I can see, but you can't?

Dyer, we won. Got a small group. Dang, you're so mean. Everyone here is kind.

Me?

You killed them. I'm such a hungry chunky.

I'm so grungy. I ate some bread. I'm a hungry chunky. Thought they're greedy. They're using up all the resources. I did the server a favor. Oh, I took them off the map.

Well,

well, well, well, uh, hello. What do we have here? What happened? Um,

I mean it was really main person idea, but, um, he decided to, um, yeah, sure. It was. No, no, it was. Please. I'm on my credit.

Please.

You do know you're not allowed to do this, right?

Oh, we're not. Is it true that you're stacked? First off, did you come here to look at him?

Look at him.

Look at it.

Look at his, I don't know.

Why are you buying a bow tie? Yeah, I'm a lawman and I'm here to avenge my brother Your brother who was your brother my brother was Sarge Rax be it was killed by Wimbo your buddy

Okay, well, I mean what do we do with this you're associated with Tim Marcia

Why are we you know, we're trying to do if you're gonna like if you're gonna come here The least you could do for us is bring more people because honestly like you obviously know you're not gonna do anything by yourself you might as well just came naked and it's just kind of I'm not gonna do it by myself yeah I don't need help absolutely not okay all right all right is that what you want? Bro, you missed the- That's what a solo was, bro. That's what a solo or verse. I can hear your loud breath

put into every click, bro. You're putting that work in. I can't even help or respect you, bro. Should we let him win, please? I mean, he's really going to town, bro.

I'm just- I'm a little just confused like, hello, are you the right?

I was just sitting here.

You want us to kill you?

All right, whatever.

All right, whatever you guys wanted people, right?

Yes, you have people.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, that was not him. I'll bring you people. Oh my gosh

That was not him I'll breathe people

I can't come come come. Oh my god. There's a lot of escape

Down one we have to bring him back to the law. For my brother!

In case he didn't know.

Oh that one.

I didn't even look at that. That's a lot of armadura. Oh one of them has the elytra. Wait he might be macing. Oh they have wheat. Oh my god they have wheat in this.

Are you serious? Yeah. Got someone. Nice. Surrender if you want to live. Got someone. I got one. Nice nice.

Oh watch out. Cart carting.

Oh, I forgot I could do the lunch thing. Oh man, I kind of need to restock up there.

I'm not going to lie. Name paint.

Now you're associating with a criminal, right?

He's a criminal, bro.

Got some. Lay your hire on that radar.

Oh, I popped Sargent.

I think I died to Criminal Sargent.

Can that be seen?

You're gonna Sargent me, huh?

Yeah, sure.

Why does everyone on this server love this server so much?

Dude, my- I'm just like-

Oh my god, dude.

Oh my- Wait, I have an idea. Okay, I just found myself.

What the?

Hello?

Surrender.

Got one.

So he has cards.

Surrender to the wall.

Are you good?

Yeah, but if you can keep him right there in that area like this

is kind of hard cuz he's like part of me I can't like get them on me like yeah

that's fine I understand just like just try to run past this

we can try oh my god I keep getting hit with weakness. It's just like it's just so fried when I have weakness, bro.

I'm in this corner, bro.

It gives me slowness and it kind of goes away in my movement.

I'm not going to lie.

Oh my god.

Use everything you have, guys. It's all replaceable.

It's all replaceable.

You're replaceable.

God.

My brother wasn't replaceable. You're replaceable. Oh my god. My brother wasn't replaceable.

Bye bye.

You're definitely not replaceable.

And now he's gone!

Oh shoot, guarding.

Oh, oh, oh my god.

Was that a replaceable soldier?

Oh my god. Is that a replaceable soldier? Oh my god. That's it.

Oh my I just bought my totem.

Not gonna lie.

Do you follow your fire? No, it's like I can't get them on me or like box or like do anything because if I stop for a moment dude oh my god dude but you see

they have gear yeah yeah oh watch out oh my gosh sergeant ma are you are you on our side thanks bruh I appreciate it yo I'm not gonna let my shield is low. I don't want it to break. I didn't bring an extra shield

Oh watch out

Almost

Um, oh my god, i'm locked but my armor is kind of fried do you have

Bro, I are you popping? I only have one more totem, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm in a bad spot.

I can't do anything, bro. They're gonna be stoners.

Oh my...

Wayne.

What? Uh, I don't know what...

Here, here, take mine, take mine, take mine, take mine.

Here, right there, right there. I'm not gonna lie. Do you think we have the resources for this?

I can't think I can't think and play this. I'm so I'm so bad. Um, I know, but they have weakness.

Oh, okay.

He's just like, yeah, they're just guys.

They're good because the remaining players obviously

Okay

They have infinite everything like Jenny, oh, oh my god Low-key, I don't think it's worth sticking your you're gonna want to try and run? Yeah, we should do it.

Oh my.

Don't let them escape. Do not let them escape.

Are you stuck somewhere?

I'm okay. All right, just run. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can just try again, I guess.

Everybody after them.

Don't let them get around.

Trying to get the spirits on them.

Oh my.

Do not let them go.

I'm just spamming in bro.

Try to push them harder.

What the?

Oh my. We got a snitch. Bro we got a dude on the elytra. He's snitching my every move bro. I'm trying to get the spirits on them.

Oh my.

Do not let them go.

I'm just spamming in bro. we got a snitch but we got a dude on the elytra nearly snitching my every move bro

oh my god oh my you want to hop off buddy

where's your buddy main pair i think he escaped which is what I'm supposed to be doing but oh my god this little snitch bro what type of strategy is this bro am I some really supposed to be even and I have weakness. Where's my... Dicks. Sorry, what? You're a bot, bro.

There you go. Sorry, buddy.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm dead. Sorry buddy. Oh, okay.

Okay. Everybody mine, mine, mine. Everyone mine, mine, mine. Keep going down. He's arrived here some way. Okay. I'm going to go down. I'm going to go down. I'm going to go down.

I'm going to go down. He's around here some way.

Has no one found him? Yo yo yo yo chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill

flame fries we out here in the corner buddy

ok ok ok i said i'm chill

so what are you gonna do

alright bro alright whatever dude whatever

alright everyone open the space up open this area give us some room

I'm dealing so flame. That's good. What are you gonna? Do huh? I'm What am I supposed to do bro? I what am I supposed to do when you guys have been following me around like everywhere I go Like what am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do? This is the end of the road flame?

I hereby a serge Sergeant love the law. I'm going to take you in buddy.

Do I have a choice or anything? Like what am I supposed to do?

No choice.

Just like that. The law captured me in main pair. Just like he's done time and time again, left me to die. It was over.

I have flamed.

Blah blah blah. Yeah yeah yeah. What are you doing? Come back up I'm gonna drop a car on your head. Okay okay okay.

I'm gonna drop a car.

Alright. What do you think you're doing? Hey bro. I'm gonna drop a car on your head.

I'm gonna drop a car on your head. Okay, okay, oh! I'm gonna drop a car. All right, all right, all right.

All right. What do you think you're doing? Hey, bro. All right, everyone step back. I'm gonna need you to drop your ivyslain. Give me what you got.

Your inventory better be empty. Give it to me now. No, I don't want your dirt no no no no no okay oh no you oh do you

you guys are so weird bro I why do you why do you why do you care about me so much bro drop your items no more talking you got your loser dog you're a loser

here's a criminal okay okay whatever there. You're the criminal. Okay. Okay. Whatever.

Do you want my drop me your items? You guys are like, yes. At the end of the road. Finally. One, you're going to be coming with me now. Where am I going?

I'm going to take you to a very special place. Yeah. So you're going're gonna come with us if you try to do anything out of line we're killing you instantly don't understand me whatever all right everybody let's build a stairway and back up I'll be watching a replay do Do not make any sudden movement. Is it like really?

Like, was there really was kicking me out? Not enough for you guys. Like, what is following me out here? Do to you like, what? I'm not doing anything.

You are a wanted criminal.

I don't understand how when I've just, I've been, I left the route. We agreed to like exile. I'm just confused.

So why was this entire village destroyed?

I wasn't even me.

Are you sure?

It wasn't, I didn't blow it up.

You and main pair were just standing there.

Yeah, it wasn't me.

I don't believe that for a second. Like, look at you, bro.

I managed to conceal the spear in my inventory. If I performed the launch timing perfectly, I'd be able to get away. This was my last chance to escape.

All right, buddy.

All right, Flynn, get a move it, bro.

Move.

No. All right, so we're gonna head right about this way. Let's go. Do not make any sudden moves, buddy. Yeah. You know, Flynn, you are one hard person to catch, you know?

Um, I mean, I don't normally run. That's probably why.

But you were running just now. You always run. You actually always run. What are you doing? I'm nothing Nothing bro. No, no, don't do that.

No matter of fact, give me that cobblestone now.

Okay bro, it's just cobblestone. Give me it. What do you have on you? That's it. A diamond?

I dropped it, no. You have dapples. That was one gapple that your teammate gave to me.

I know you eat this. You eat steak. Okay. You're not lying, are you?

No, we're, can we go?

Hello?

All right, let's keep going. Like I said, you're one hard criminal to catch, you know? And honestly, this is probably the biggest W we've had in a while. Oh, also, have you heard about that election going on? Probably not, because you're exiled, but... I mean, I heard a little.

Yeah, well, your friend Lettuce K is a... My friend?

He's gonna become king, you know.

That is not my friend.

Yeah, your friend Lettuce K is gonna become king.

No, that's not my friend.

That's sure not my friend.

And he's gonna rule over this entire server. Okay. He's gonna rule over you. Doesn't that make you happy? No. You know the truth always gets out, Flame.

Mm-hmm.

So you're sure you're not hiding anything?

Oh my...

Why don't I know the timing for this? Flame! Why don't I know the timing for this? Okay, okay, okay, okay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Here, here, you can just take it. Here, just have it. Here, have it. Here, have it. Have it, have it.

Have it.

Here.

Give it to me

All right, bro. Whatever. Let's just go. Let's do you rely about that too hard. You just a big fat liar. Yeah All right, bro. Just go you're a huge liar Now I got weakness so I can't even I can't even do nothing. You know, I I get why no one likes you

Why you have no friends as well

All right, it's a lonely little guy You know, I get why no one likes you. Why you have no friends as well. Alright.

And if a lonely little guy. You're almost there.

You walk extremely slow, bro.

I don't mean to waste your time or anything.

Okay.

Can you stop?

Oh, bro.

Alright, everybody be careful. No hit.

Where are we?

Ah, here we are. Uh... Welcome to one of the law compounds. Careful, no hit. Where are we?

Ah, here we are.

Welcome to one of the law compounds.

One of the law compounds?

You just that rich?

Oh yeah, we're just that rich. It was kind of temporary, but it was made for you.

It was made for me? Why is this made for me?

What?

Well, we just needed a temporary compound while we look for you. I mean, that's pretty cool. I mean, we have like a warehouse. There's a jail gearing station for soldiers. They have offices and houses. Either the really nice place.

All right, cool.

Anyways, you're going to be staying in a jail for now. Just follow me. I don't do anything out of line, buddy.

It's not much I can do with 12 steak in my inventory.

I welcome in. So before we do anything, I'm going to need you to step on this. So basically, over here.

What's in here? First, a binding to step on the price of my or what, bro?

Or what?

Go step on the- bro. We're not gonna make- we're just gonna kill you. Would you rather die or just step on the pressure plate?

Oh my god bro.

Hey!

Listen.

Thank you. Thank you.

Nah I can't take this armor. Cool. Not a permanent copper armor.

That's- that's the whole point.

Yeah. Okay.

Alright you can shut up. You can shut up.

Let's go. I'm gonna take you to your cell.

Hey man, the armor's not so bad. Oh my- who the- Get in there, buddy.

Is that really? Yeah, welcome to your new home.

Hey!

Nice to meet you, man.

I hope you enjoy your stay.

Oh my god. Thanks for complying with the law, buddy. Wasn't really a choice. Oh, I'll probably see you later, all right?

Okay.

I'm trying to do a place.

You must not be that good if you got captured.

Yeah, you're here too, idiot.

I basically let them take me.

Oh, okay, yeah. You let them take you. It was like a 50 v 1. They did not 50 v 1 you I can assure you. Wait when normally when you mine this door when you mine the door do they like who's gonna stop us from mining the door? Wait why don't you just be mining the door?

No one but it takes it takes a long time. Oh my god. And I have to have dinner soon so. So wait I don't get it. So you're like really bad or like horrible? Yeah, really bad or horrible. Just keep getting mad. You're stupid dude.

You said no one checks if you break the door. You lied. Whatever bro. Alright dog, I'm not breaking the door. You guys can go. Is this really what my life has become?

Yes bro, you're trapped in my domain. You're just a stupid. You just fall for all the rage bait. And then you can't even break the door. Oh my gosh. Hey.

Hey.

You. Hey.

Do you want to have a screaming contest?

No. You want to be very quiet?

You're not screaming.

You're not screaming.

You're not screaming.

You're not screaming. Hello? Yeah! Hey! Give me. Do you wanna have a screaming contest?

No, you wanna be very quiet? You wanna have, yo, you wanna be, yo, can you shut, yo, you wanna be very,

you wanna be very, very quiet?

Wait, what?

Go, go.

Wait, I need,

Hey, Romeo, let me out!

Okay, okay,

Go! I had invisibility to lose my enemies, but the law forced curse of binding armor onto me, so I couldn't fully vanish. If I wanted to hide, main pair had to break my armor off of me, but I had to be careful, because with only a few hits from anything, I'd be dead. one the netherite people are gonna come over oh my god yeah I don't think no one really knows yeah I don't think so just just trying to get away but they're like

oh my god

don't go near the netherite side at all I don't even know what I'm going near the nether I saw it at all. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do. Oh my God. How hollow is your armor?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Help me, help me, help me. Wait, wait, I got a plan, I got a plan.

Guys, let me out, I'll kill them.

Wait, we give them mon-

Wait.

Let me out, let me out. You're watching me stand here. Are you dead?

Welcome back to prison.

Nope.

That was a lot of dirt. That was a lot of dirt.

Above you.

Keep going that way.

My bad.

You're good.

You're good.

You're good.

Don't worry about me, bro.

Just go anywhere.

They're so bad. I'm not going to die. I'm not going that way. Keep going that way. My bad. Hey, someone let me out. You're good. You're good. You're good.

Don't worry about me, bro.

Just, we're about to-

Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god. Just go anywhere.

They're so bad at-

No!

Monkey, we just keep running this.

We just run the lap, barely.

Oh, shoot. anywhere it's going you were my own is almost broken you have this on you yeah yeah I have the sense of you if you break it you can leave it all I'm in the cell the person you can leave the person just go I know I can't leave my stay on my stuff I want my stuff they broke they do I don't want to leave because I want my stuff. They broke They do I

Don't want to leave cuz I want my items

Brother you are going to die

You are literally going to die. We're not looking at myself. Just break break break. Oh my god. They have like my names weapons I'm armors on They just killed someone hurry They're gonna know quick quick quick quick I managed to lose their sight. I could leave, but they had my armor and weapons. Those are a huge part of my identity.

If I left without them, my reputation would be ruined.

So I had to retrieve them. Wait, don't don't run and jump just like spray on the ground so I can see the particles as well

Nice he's took my stuff, but I don't oh shoot there. Come on this

Where is your stuff? I don't know where it'd be it. What if they have in their inventories group?

You want to kill him? I? Just he's shulkered it, so I don't know.

Oh shit. You're welcome. We don't want him to take all the stuff.

Because we're also not really allowed in there, so... Gotta be careful.

Patrol, patrol, we gotta find him. This player just leaked that my stuff was inside the commander's building. Anyone see anything?

Here we go.

Good work.

Well, it's I mean, it didn't help that the dude was genuinely yapping saying that I can't come in here but whatever quick quick quick quick long hot dog nice but you

know whatever man screw the rules go in go in we're gonna get in trouble if we don't

stop oh okay get them Get them! Get them up, get them up. I think there's an open spot here.

Oh, OK.

Hey!

Hurry, hurry!

This is freaking fun!

I don't want to get in trouble.

OK. Oh my gosh!

OK.

Dude, you're just freaking like mowing a mover! Oh shit! I'm so scared now!

Wait, what? Oh

Okay Oh my god. Dude, holy.

Oh my god. Is it that?

Are you serious?

Don't don't fear me.

Oh my god is it that open are you serious don't don't fear me

Oh my god

Dude, I can't even you'd save some for me with this

No, wait, that's like some for yourself. Oh

oh

My god

There's no way. Oh my gosh. Look at the dead bodies bro. Dude I know.

This is ridiculous.

Dude I know.

Body.

Watch out.

Watch out.

Oh bro. Oh my god. Dude they just don't want to die.

That's amazing.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, they just don't want to die Oh my gosh.

Dude what?

No way. The spirit is that freaking.

Oh my look at.

Oh, oh, oh, please.

Energy.

Energy.

I need gear.

Energy. Oh my God.

They still, they took all my energy. Oh my God. Wait, wait, loot up quick. Quick. Oh my God. They took all my energy. Oh my God. Wait, wait, loot up quick.

Quick.

Oh my God.

This is actually my despawn bro.

Dude, holy.

This is what, bro, like, this is what I'm talking about, bro. Like you cannot lie. This is fun as hell, bro.

Dude, yeah, but like, oh my God, bro. I didn't know the spear was that good, bro.

Bro, I'm telling you, bro, the spear is good if you make it good.

Dude, this is crazy, bro.

I thought you weren't gonna come and help me. Like, you said you weren't.

Bro, do you see how much loot is here, bro? You know what I'm saying?

Like, look, bro, I was trying to sell this loot. I mean, I just, I don't know. I just knew you say you weren't going to fight.

So that's why.

And the moolah calls, you got to pick up.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Money.

I know.

I'm going to I know.

I'm going to make sure we don't get it twisted.

Well, I mean, before I got put into the jail, Sarge, to I mean they're they like to show stuff off. So I'm assuming is this here the thing is is like low-key

Remember last time they hit me with Slowness and you with weakness. We kind of got hard counter. We should low-key be prepared for that. Do you have anything in mind? I

mean The counter weakness I technically hood Expo Carter. I mean, I haven't really touched cart in a while.

You know how?

I mean, I was taught before. I was gonna wait a little bit till someone certain, specific, was gonna teach me it again, just to make sure I got it down. But I mean, if I'm a combat master

or wanna be a combat master, like I say, a combat master makes do with whatever I have so

Even these titles bro. I mean whatever

You can do the crossbow car. Is there anything you can do cuz they're gonna slowness you right?

Uh, you said how stock are they gonna be like it's just like the god sentence

I mean if they were not sending anyone after we just massacred like everyone in like five seconds. I'm like, dude.

Okay. I have an idea. So you know how the spirit is more damaged the faster you move?

Yeah. Yeah.

If I use my lecture, you have an elytra. Yeah. I don't want to use it because I don't have many on it or anything. Every like time I use it, it's like it's non-refundable damage but yeah I think

like low-key if these people are gonna be stacked it's probably gonna be worth

I mean you see it bro is it like yeah proof is in the pudding here all right so what's a pudding all right all right um yeah so let me organize my inventory and then I just think we just keep going with me using one of the hardest techniques, X-Bow Karting, where you place a rail, place a TNT mine cart, light a fire, then shoot the cart in milliseconds requiring 8 inputs but doing insane damage and main para-lytra spearing which does tons of damage, together, we were unstoppable. Like actually really hard. It looks so easy and like- It looks easy, but it's actually, the timing is actually so like, oh my gosh.

It's very difficult.

Oh, all right.

Let's go.

You sick?

How are you fa-

Hello?

Hello?

How was yours fa-

Okay.

You wonder why mine is faster?

Cause speed is my specialty.

I didn't even say it. I was gonna to say because that's what you exactly.

Yeah I know I know that's probably exactly how many do you think we're going to have

for this? Oh no I'm kind of nervous but I'm also kind of excited bro. I haven't had like a like a really big fight using speed yet so I kind of hope it's a lot.

What about you?

I mean from what I know, uh huh. Let me say this is gonna be interesting. This is probably gonna make them wanna kill me 7 million times more than they already wanna do. But it's like.

That's okay.

Bro. I mean the good thing is both of us do splash damage like with my elytra spear and with your crossbow We can wipe out multiple enemies in one attack But also like with with our strats it takes a lot of like for a lot of sparing is dude

I'm just scared to bro if we lose again, bro Bro, that means I go back to jail and then cuz you're gonna get away and I'm just gonna okay Your bond was cheap, bro We had found their vault, but when we got too close we got mining fatigue, preventing us from easily breaking inside. We tried to use TNT to break the walls But that didn't work either because they covered it with obsidian. So we started to slowly mine our way inside until

I guess there's no point of key mining. I'm not gonna know you're that. Yeah

You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. Bro, what are you wearing?

Who do you think you are? Alright bro, whatever. I will touch. I don't like that one to the set too much.

Here we go bro.

Oh my gosh!

Okay. You ready bro? Yeah, just like go Thomas look who's back bro

he's walking into a park

guys keep your distance Oh Your guys are so lucky with them. Oh my god, there's a bunch of down here. Oh My god, oh

My god oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

you should have a stick that can help paddle

awesome

oh i just got speared.

Oh, my God. Devious car. Devious freaking car. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They do so much damage.

That's all.

They do a lot of freaking damage. I came off.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, I can't win charge. I keep forgetting. I have blast fraud dude. Oh Man, man, was that you? No, no, no. Oh My god, you got scared. Okay, we gotta be careful. Oh my god. Oh, yo, I help me and you gotta help You gotta kill the spirit dude kill Kill the spirit dude. Kill the spirit dude. Where are they? He's in the air. He's flying around in the air. I'm gonna try and oh my god okay

hey buddy I'm last right you're not that tough Oh Nice nice nice. Holy. Oh my god. Oh My god, oh my god, okay Let's go bro!

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Nice, nice. Nice.

The netherite people are going to be harder to kill. Nice, nice. Be careful. Nice.

The Netherite people are gonna be harder to kill. Yeah. Oh my god, dude.

Okay, that's a nice one. I have no more shuriken, I'm nice. Nice, oh my god.

Alright and there's another dude.

Oh my god.

Holy. Like what do you even do against that bro?

Genuinely?

There's nothing.

Are they all dead?

Yeah. Uh, okay.

Holy loot bro.

Well, as promised bro. Like, holy.

Dude, and they have a vault bro does the law want me too like it was this like

this is bad right um i mean they might want you now but i mean you're on the run it took a lot to find you they'll probably want you but it's not really much they can really do about it with the laws army massacred me and main pair had tons of loot and hurt their supply.

And even better, they still had some vault resources. for days, pearls for days, all types of stuff. Now this is actually the mother of all genuine. This is where they get all their gear from. I was wondering, I was like, what the?

Yeah, bro. I told you, bro, they literally have 3000 different people or more like working with them. Or look at all this TNC they got. Well, I mean, like it's all yours. I'm not, I'm not too interested. I Yeah, I mean Do you think you ever come back to the main server someday? Um

Probably not I'm not gonna lie I think What I'm doing Right now. I kind of just enjoy what I'm doing because I don't really have to worry about anyone else Yeah, and I'm just my own responsibility. Yeah, so

Probably not Yeah anyone else. Yeah. And I'm just my own responsibility. Yeah, so probably not. Yeah. Well, I guess I'll finally leave you alone like you know you want me to do.

Really? I just want to let you know, bro. I know. I was a little bit harsh on you just because I don't know there was just a little bit of animosity between us but I just want to let you know bro like no matter what no matter what we're arguing about or if we're allies or if we're like right here face to face or 10 million blocks away on the server bro like no matter no matter what, I always, you're always my little brother bro.

How off-grid like I be little bro?

Yeah bro, cause you're little bro. That's why I put you on.

Alright whatever. Well, yeah bro. You're my brother too of course.

If you ever need anything from me, then I'll always be here bro. And never say you have no friends again.

Cause you, you know, you Brothers and boys a friend. Okay, bro. Well, thank you for saving my life. I almost got executed today

Well

Well, I guess I'll be going to learn more bro and look bro, it was really nice seeing you Thank you for finding me. Of course. I ever alright bro but you know you need to do right like law belt to butt destroy we already like oh you can do that alone I'm not gonna lie like it once you learn everything you can learn yeah you're good bro good luck

bro alright bro alright Hope I see you someday. bro alright bro alright Hope I see you someday.

Oh.