I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR RECORDING THIS [Kindergarten 2 Part 3]

Nuggets nuggets are are cold nuggets nuggets cannot be cold nuggets nuggets should be at least a little warm we can Nugget we need you to dig a hole Carla stop picking on Stevie and nugget Joe behind off that table! All right, now. You know what? I'm not surprised. You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? Sup, dudes? Good old Quaker Jr. and welcome

back to Kindergarten 2. Professor X Kitchen back again, and I'm commanding you to get snacks. This is going to be a good episode. So up down up down. If you missed last episode, go ahead and go watch that first.

One of the twin brothers is trying to get the other one killed. The new janitor and Miss Applegate. Let's just say there was some hanky-panky involved. Oh yeah, and Cindy is a cyborg. That's not confirmed. That's just my hypothesis. What do we got up for today?

Nugget start the mission by talking to nugget give the tool belt to Bob I've been wanting to do nuggets mission since the beginning. So let's go ahead grab the tool belt and then let's get it cracking

Squad

What's good everybody? My boy Nugget. Help, Nugget is trapped! Find help, ask teacher or janitor or principal. Nugget's trapped in a grate over there. Oh no, that's terrible. Find my tool belt, boom. Got it.

You found it? That's wonderful. Hold on, strange child. Bob is coming to save you. I'm gonna get you out of there.

Just hang on, remember to breathe! Nugget knows how to breathe. Nugget does not know how much longer he can stay down here. Get Nugget out! This will just take a second. Got it! Ehhhh, we got Nugget out! There you are little friend. Don't go crawling underground anymore, okay?

Nugget fully intends to crawl underground again. Nugget needs a new Nugget cave. Well, uh, just be careful with that. Here, take this large janitor, man.

It is a nugget of friendship.

Okay, so he gave him a nugget of friendship. That was a very nice thing we did just now. I'm sure your little friend would like to thank you for your help. Yo, nugget was good, my boy. Nugget has been saved the very nice janitor came and let poor nugget out. You're welcome Nugget does not understand shouldn't nugget be giving you. Thanks. Ah

I'm the one who told him to get you out nugget does not believe you nugget does not trust you to be his friend

sucky I

Want to be your friend what is your offering offering? Nugget requests an offering before you can be his friend. Perhaps a pretty flower? Uh, I could get you a flower. Nugget likes flowers. Come, show Nugget the flower.

Okay.

Nugget! That's why you follow me, Nugget! Back up! Hello again, large, friendly friend of Nugget. Oh, hey buddy, glad you're not stuck behind that grate anymore, huh? Yes, Nugget appreciates freedom.

And nuggets. Would the large janitor man please let Nugget by again? Nugget requires a flower. Oh sure, but um, what about your friend here? He's not handicapped. Neither is Nug-

Wait, I was like, wait, I was like... So he's saying Nugget. Wait, I was like, wait.

So he's saying Nugget is handicapped. You know what? I'm just going to stop digging this hole. Go ahead. Just don't get trapped in any more holes, okay? Nugget does not wish to repeat the incident from earlier. Nugget will be fine.

Nice.

Let's freaking go.

All right, here's a flower, bro. There you go. I don't know. The end. What's the alternative? Well, Nugget could use some help building his new Nugget cave. The last time Nugget tried, didn't go so well. What do you need? Nugget will tell you. Follow Nugget back toward the exit

to the failed Nugget cave. The first thing Nugget needs for his plan is a lighter. Nugget needs a lighter brought into the school. You say Nugget a lot Keen observation has nuggets potential friend also noticed the green of the grass

And the blue of the sky

fair enough All right, so a lighter we could buy from Monty Standard lighter 150 boom pleasure doing business with you always is got the lighter good Yes, nigga will need the fire. But Nugget knows that fire is not allowed in the school.

Nugget's potential friend must sneak it past the Bad Penny. Why? The Bad Penny knows things. The Bad Penny sees things. Nugget does not wish to incur her...

Badness.

Yeah, she's a freaking cyborg. How do I sneak it in? Perhaps someone knows. Perhaps someone is sneaky.

Carla?

Hey, you must be one of the new kids. I'm Carla. Do you have any contraband? That's a strange question. Well, these are some strange times. I'm just trying to save you some study hall.

No one gets in or out of here with anything dangerous. They have a metal detector? Yeah, and her name is Penny. That blonde girl is the biggest snitch in this school and she has a knack for knowing who is carrying stuff. How does she know?

No idea. She's a cyborg! I'm telling y'all!

She literally got stung by bees relentlessly. Five minutes later, she was all good. Can you get stuff in? Well, if you want to get it past the living metal detector over there. I can offer you my services for a small fee. Sure. What do you want smuggled in this lighter? Consider it done. It'll be in the blue locker upstairs. Thanks Carla. That's the bell. Everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms. Okay.

I can't wait to see what's going on with the principal too. Okay, kids, teacher has a headache. So we're going to be very quiet. Okay, we did all that before. Nugget, what's good with you bro? This is the first time you get to come in with both your arms. Nugget's potential friend has returned. The fire is in the school then?

Yup.

Excellent.

Then Nugget's potential friend is ready to help Nugget find a shovel. Where can I get a shovel? The janitor buries many things. Perhaps he knows where to get one. How do I get to him? Nugget will remove teacher. Then we shall go see the janitor in the bathroom together. Okay. What is he about to do? Hello teacher. Oh what do you want Nugget? It is not what Nugget wants. It is

what teacher wants. Spit it out weirdo. What are you getting at? Nugget wants. It is what Teacher wants. Spit it out, weirdo. What are you getting at? Nugget knows where the Principal's Pills of Peace are. Oh yeah, cause she's a pill head.

She's a little pill popper.

You have pills? Yes. Nugget dropped them when the failed Nugget cave collapsed. Pills are near the handicap ramp. By the handicap ramp. Got it. Come to mama you sweet sanity savers.

What in the world bro. Nugget's potential friend will lead the way. Nugget will follow. Did you actually have pills?

No.

Let's get out of here. Miss Epplegate please! Open this door immediately. There are pills out there don't you understand? Not really. But you are a teacher, so I guess I have to do what you say. Good. Now come out here and help me! But I have to monitor the halls!

NOW!

Okay, okay, I'm coming!

I'll just lock the door behind me so no one else can get out.

Bro, we're literally free!

No hall monitors? I literally already forgot what we were trying to do. Speak to the janitor. Janitor. Stupid lock.

I can't get into the weapons closet.

You mean the janitor's closet. Same thing. Go upstairs and tell old Bobbo to come down here. If Nugget were to do that, would the scary janitor man give Nugget a shovel? Sure, it's not my stupid closet,

so you can take whatever you want. Just go and get that key. I'll radio Bob to let him know you're coming. All right. Now quit dawdling, get that key. All right, so we're gonna get the key.

We got the other hall monitor up here though. Wow, that little hypocrite. Can't even keep the kids on his floor in check. Come on man, let's get you back to class. But I need to talk to Bob. Sorry man, rules are rules. You know, unless there's something in it for me.

Like what? Well that little penny girl took my lighter. Oh, you wouldn't happen to have one, would you? There's one in that locker. Whoa, really? Whoa, would you look at that? Yeah, man, I'm happy.

Go do whatever.

Cool.

Yo, Bobbo!

Oh, hello.

You must be the kid that's delivering the key to the other janitor.

That's right.

There you are.

Hurry along and get it back to him. I hear he can be a little impatient. Uh, we heard that too. Where's my key? Here. Good work, kids. I'll keep up my end of the bargain. What would you like? A shovel? There you go, kiddo. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta arm myself for the war. Yeah, that was a fun mission.

The bell is rung. Give Nugget the shovel. Nugget and his friend must return to the classroom of learning before teacher has not returned. Teacher really, really wants Nugget's pills. So if the teacher isn't back yet, what do we do? I guess we just go to lunch. That's what we normally do right about now. Nugget agrees. Nugget has business to attend to with the odd lunch lady.

Okay.

Hello, odd lunch lady.

Nyank nyank!

Hello, strange child. Nugget would like 100 nuggets please. Today is not nugget day. Every day is nugget day. No child, today is burger day. You may have a burger. But, but, Nugget's name is not burger, it is Nugget.

Nugget sees a whole box of nuggets on the shelf behind you. Nyan Nyan! You will have a burger, or you will starve. Make your choice, odd child! Nugget will... Nugget just had an idea. Nugget will have a burger. Nugget sends his thanks to the lunch lady.

Oh, I thought he was about to launch it at her. That would have been crazy. They should have a food fight. Ah, Nugget's friend is here. Nugget needs help to get nuggets for the new Nugget Cave. How can I help? There's a box of nuggets behind the lady of lunch's counter.

She must be removed. How do we do that? Nugget noticed there are only two nasty burgers left. Once the burgers are gone, the lunch lady will leave to get more. Then Nugget's friend can steal the box of nuggets.

Do I need to buy those burgers? Nugget's friend can, or some of Nugget's other classmates. Nugget is not picky. All right, who... I need somebody to get a burger. Cindy, you should buy a burger. No way, I'm pretty sure burgers aren't vegan. Carla, hey new kid, how are you liking the food? You should buy a burger.

No, no, I don't think I will. Nice try though, kid. Man, they got to you quick. What are you talking about? I'm not eating anything that old Margaret makes. I don't like the... Sauce she uses? What type of sauce are you putting on these burgers, Margaret?

And why is your hand doing that? You should buy a burger. Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Make it easier to forget about all this. Forget about what? I'm not getting steady all over this.

Just leave me alone. Bro, Ozzy, what are you on, bro? Go away, you vagabond. We're talking about business. You wouldn't understand. You should buy a burger. I'm not interested in buying a burger.

I provide food for myself. Why on earth would you want me to buy a burger? I don't know. Exactly. Now please leave us. Somebody buy a burger!

I got the pen! I had to bring the pen. Now I can get Felix to buy a burger. I'm a friend of your company. Oh, my apologies. I had no idea you were a friend of the family.

You just needed me to buy a burger?

Yep.

Very good then. You heard the man, Teddy. A burger, please. Very good then. You heard the man, Teddy. A burger, please. Yes, Felix, I'll get right to it. Um, hello, Miss Margaret.

Yo, yo!

Hello, unconfident, wealthy child. One burger, please. That'll be $1. Help yourself, child. Here you go, one burger, just like you asked. Thank you, Teddy.

That will be all. Okay, him treating his own twin brother like a butler is insane. I'm gonna take a burger now. Now, she has to get more. My, my, my. The children are quite ravenous today.

I must go get more burgers.

Okay.

Nuggets, boom. Is there anything else back here? Monster Mon card mystic tomato box of nuggets nuggets needed for its new cave. I'll take that oh shoot All right the block is hot get out of here nugget I got it Did nuggets friend get nuggets the neck? So many nuggets bro. Did nuggets friend get negat the nuggets for the new nugget cave

Just say that five times fast. Yes Excellent. Naked is quite pleased the new nugget cave will be What's wrong nuggets nuggets are are cold nuggets nuggets cannot beuggets Nuggets should be at least a little warm. We can-

NOOOOO! Nugget! Nugget! Nugget! Nugget!

Nuggets can think of nothing worse! COLD NUGGETS! COLD NUGGETS! COLD NUGGETS!

NUGGET!

WHAT?!

Let's find a microwave.

A micro... yes of course.

Nugget had not thought of that. Take the cold nuggets. Bring them back warm. Nugget will be here.

Doing what?

Banging his head against the wall. Alright, well, we're gonna go to this microwave in the teacher's lounge. Microwave the nuggets, hopefully nobody comes in here. Okay, okay. Boom, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here. Please. Oh, shoot.

Nugget! Cold nuggets, cold nuggets! I microwaved the nuggets. These nuggets, these nuggets are warm. NUGGETS! I microwaved the nuggets. These nuggets... These nuggets are warm. The nugget is at peace now.

That's good.

With these warm nuggets, Nugget is ready to complete his new nugget cave.

Hooray!

Come see Nugget at recess. Nugget will show you the wonders of the nugget cave.

Can't wait.

NUGGET! Nugget Cave. Can't wait. Nugget! You little weasel! I looked all day for those pills and I couldn't find them. There never were any, were there?

Unhand Nugget!

Nugget must dig the new Nugget Cave! No, I'm all hot and thirsty and it's all your fault. You're gonna suffer like I did. Hot and thirsty, so we gotta get her something to drink. Freaking Stevie. Hey, you're not supposed to be in here.

Where's your pass?

I don't have one. Then get back out to recess. You're lucky it's too late to give you study hall. Okay, what if I go straight to the teacher's lounge? And I buy her some soda.

Blueberry.

Maybe she'll like that one. Not now! I'm busy torturing Nugget! He made me look outside all day for pills and now I'm all hot and thirsty. You want something to drink? Oh, well, thank you.

I suppose I can let this little monster go. But never lie to me again. You little mole creature got it Yes, Nugget has it She killed that blueberry.

POP!

Not soda. I'm sick of all y'all suckers in the comments talking about his soda.

No!

It's POP!

P O P O P

P O P

P O P

P O P It's pop! P.O.P! Thank you for saving Nugget from the large teacher lady. You're welcome. It is time for Nugget to dig a brand new Nugget cave. Have fun.

Nugget will.

Three swings and it's done? Nugget's new Nugget cave is almost complete. There is just one more thing Nugget must do. Give Nugget the warm Nuggets.

Here. He's pouring them all in there. Now Nugget and Nugget's friend

are ready to enter the Nugget Cave. Let's go.

Uh oh.

Oh snap. Why is there a leg right there? Behold, Nugget's new Nugget cave. There is much to see and much to... Nugget notices there is a leg. Nugget was hoping this Nugget cave

would not have such grossness. There are skeletons everywhere. Yes, but Nugget's skeletons don't appear to be people. The leg seems to belong to people.

Wait, what are your skeletons? I can get rid of it.

Nugget would very much appreciate that. Nugget's friend truly is Nugget's friend. Yeah, uh, I want to look around. Skeleton of something, it doesn't look human, but it has a wallet. What inhuman thing carries wallets? Statue of the giant nugget.

There's room in the front for some kind of offering. The freak is this place? What's in here?

Why?

Okay, so don't go in there. This is a severed leg of some sort. Nugget doesn't seem to want in the cave. Thank you for removing the nasty leg. Nugget is satisfied with his friend. Please join Nugget in gym see no one in the cave. Thank you for removing the nasty leg. Nugget is satisfied with his friend. Please join Nugget in gym when the bell rings.

Nugget needs a friend to play dodgeball. Okay, let's just take the money. Is Nugget friend enjoying his stay at the Nugget cave? Yes, but I'm ready to leave. How did he get me out? Anyone who wants to play lab,

everyone meet in the gym. Alright, going to the gym. My life is ruined. It can't actually get worse. So what are you doing here? Trying your best not to look like me in 30 years. Go run laps or bounce that orange ball or something. I guess we could do that. Teacher! Teacher! Nugget wants to play dodgeball!

Sure, whatever makes you happy, Nugget. I just hope someone is able to knock some sense into you. Nugget is offended by scantily clad teacher's comments. Yeah, teacher doesn't care. Hey kids, anyone who hits Nugget with the dodge ball gets a gold star. Nugget would like to see the other children try.

Nugget will not be bested.

Wait, what? Nugget will take no prisoners. The balls of dodging will rain down like Nuggets and Nuggets holes! Nugget will- uh oh. Nuggets team has not acquired any balls of dodging. Nugget hopes you have something to block with. Yeah, the leg. Oh! Oh man, I can't believe I'm out already. Nuggets friend has done well. Victory is assured. Yeah, great. What will what will nuggets friend do I'm gonna move up it is time for team nugget to attack feel nuggets fury catch it Teddy catch

it you imbecile oops Oops, sorry, Felix. You were right behind me! You should've been able to catch it! Now we're both out. I'll do better next time, I promise! Now, friend of Nugget, arm yourself with the ball of dodging! Okay, so I'm gonna go back now.

There we go. Now strike! Strike with fury! Strike for Nugget! Hit Jerome, right?

Ouch

This stupid day can't get any worse screw this only one vote remains Nugget will be victorious Yeah, but you're up against me I'm gonna throw this like I used to throw slop at you in our old school nugget is not afraid of stupid bugs Nugget is not afraid of stupid bugs. Nugget has a plan! Now, friend of Nugget, do the thing! Move down. You catch it.

Oh ho ho!

Oh! Catch it, friend of Nugget! Do the thing! The ball of dodging is caught. Team Nugget is victorious! Nugget wins! Nugget wins! Nugget wins! Nugget wins! Nugget wins! Nugget wins! Sorry, guys. I got a little stuck right there. I got a little too into character back there. Whatever! Dodgeball is stupid anyway! Nugget wins! Nugget never wins! Nugget truly has found a good friend.

Glad you think so. Nugget would like to present his friend with... Finally! Okay kids, it's been nice watching you smack each other around, but it's time to hit the road. Go home now! Nugget will give it to you outside. Oh, finally, another mission complete. We're gonna figure out what's going on with that principal too. As Nugget was saying, Nugget would like to present Nugget's friend with this. What is it?

Nugget thinks it's a Monstermon doll of some sort. The pretty Lily said to give it to a friend of Nugget, which Nugget's friend now is. Lily's here? Lily's from the old school! The pretty Lily gave Nugget the doll. Okay, that didn't answer the question.

What do I do with it? The pretty Lily said it makes a special noise. That is all Nugget knows. Okay. Nugget's friend may also have this Monstermon card. It digs much like Nugget does. Great.

Nugget will see you tomorrow, friend. See you later, buddy.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Go Nugget! Go Nugget! Go Nugget! Get the Nugget canes! Get the Nugget canes!

Dig the Nugget Cane, get the Nugget Cane, dig the Nugget Cane. Monstermon plushie.

I don't know what that's for, but we got that now. Now,

we're going to do...

This is how the other episode ended. Cane's not able. Start the mission by showing Felix the prestigious pin. And then I'm just gonna bring this stuff too. Let's do it. I told you you already Teddy the plan is foolproof Let's do exactly what I told you and I know it's just I don't know feelings this whole thing seems so wrong I've done anything to us It'll be fine quit being such a how long you've been standing there, okay? Show them the pin oh my apologies. I didn't realize that you were a man of status

apology accepted Oh, my apologies. I didn't realize that you were a man of status. Apology accepted. You must be a new student. My name is Felix Huxley, heir to the Applesoft Empire. And I'm Ted- Ugh, must you always be like this, Teddy? Sorry, Felix. I just thought I should- ENOUGH! My word, Teddy. You really are out of line today. Say, anyone with that pin must be trustworthy. Teddy, I think we should let this fine fellow in on our little plan. But... but I don't think that's a good idea.

Ozzy is...

Just shut up!

If you won't help me, I'm sure this gentleman will.

What do you need?

Give this document to Ozzy. It's imperative that he reads and understands it. Got it? What's it say? Oh, uh, it's a secret. Just give it to him and make sure he reads it.

Okay.

Good. Meet me in the smart class if it's done. We have much to discuss. Ozzy has to be there at half... I don't know what this could possibly even say. I can't believe it.

It's not fair. Felix wants you to read this. Whoa. Whoa, whoa slow your roll there new kid I'm not taking anything from you. Your hands are filthy So you won't take it not until your hands are clean get out of here you filthy animal Okay, that's a keep the change you filthy animal. I happen to know that Monty sells hand sanitizer two buckeronis

freaking ripoff So now I got that. Hand sanitizer. That's better. Let me see that thing. Typical Felix. He knows I can't read. Come on kid. Let's find someone who can read this for me. Uh, I know Jerome can read, right? Yeah, I mean I could if I could get these tears out of my eyes. Do you sell tissue? Can you read come on kid, you know I can you know it'll cost you $6.00 why so much how about cuz I saw you talking to money bags over there that and my medical bills are expensive

So do we have a plan I could get the money Fine go take from the rich kid. I'll stick around so you can get it. Just hurry up Felix I need some money fine here take it, but he better understand the plan got it Okay, you read that Plus you're doing business with it. It says act extremely vulnerable Mentioned frequently how if something bad happens to you it would ruin your mom's company. Yeah, he was doing that

Anyway, that's why old chrome dome over there was talking about Monty's mom If something bad happens to you, it would ruin your mom's company. Yeah, he was doing that anyway. That's why old Chromedome over there was talking about Monty's mom. Okay, I guess I can do that. Don't know why he wants me to, but I'm happy to take his money. Good to hear. Okay, so we're going to the smart class.

Welcome to the advanced class. Yeah, we did that. Now I can talk to Felix. Ah, good. Welcome to the advanced class. Yeah, we did that now I can talk to Felix. Ah good I was hoping I would see you here. I take it Ozzy knows his part of the plan. He does Excellent. I suppose you would like to learn what the plan actually is

That would be helpful Before I do that. I need you to sign this contract It's a basic non-disclosure. You can't tell anyone about this. Especially Teddy. Okay. You see, my father's company is very large and very important. Teddy and I are the heirs to his commercial empire. You want to be the sole heir. Exactly. Teddy is far too naive to run a business. He must be... taken care of. THAT IS MESSED UP!

Sucka trying to kill his brother in kindergarten! You want to kill him?

Heavens no!

I just need your assistance setting everything up. Ozzy is already doing his part. What's Ozzy's part? Ozzy's mother has recently begun a startup company that directly competes with our company. So why not kill Ozzy? That's what Teddy thinks we're doing.

He wasn't on board with the plan, but Ozzy is gonna drop a few hints that should persuade Teddy to strike now. So what do you need me to do? You see that jar of spiders on the top shelf over there?

Uh-huh.

We're gonna need them. Bring them to me before the bell rings. Can I ask why? Because Teddy, like most people, hates spiders. We need them. Get them now!

How?

There's a vent that's connected from the girl's bathroom. I had Carla jam it up before class. So Bob should have a ladder against it now. What about Bob? He's easy enough to distract. Calls a janitorial emergency.

That should keep him busy. Hey, what gives? This box of cleaning supplies. Yep, we read that yesterday. Total rip off. Okay, now, wait, this is that other leg. So the other leg is in the nugget cave. All right, so finish my assessment.

Take your pick of cleaning supplies. Sure, give me the toilet paper. Okay, now can I leave? May I leave?

Boom. So now, bathroom.

Ladder. Janitorial emergency! Alright, let's clog the toilet up. Got it. Woohoo! Boy, that sure tired out my arms. I'll close it back up in a second. Yeah, you might wanna check on that toilet, Bobbo.

My arms are pretty tired after messing with that vent. I'll get back to it in a moment. Toilet is clogged. Oh dear, I suppose that takes priority over this. Thanks for letting me know. I better go get a plunger from the janitor's closet.

Kill you? Of course not. I'm gonna have to, wait, what?

What?

I don't know what that was.

Oh, nice. Oh nice take the spiders Hope you all learned something that a please go. How did you get up? You know what never mind get down and get out of my class Thank goodness. I thought he was about to freaking laser blast me alright Felix. I got the spiders ah right on cue Teddy already picked up lunch for you. I take it you were able to get the Item I requested? Yup. Excellent. But let's not let Teddy see it.

See what? What is it? Let me see it, Felix! Ahem. Teddy, weren't you just telling me something about Ozzy? Something important? Oh yeah. I heard Ozzy mention that if something would've happened to him today, that his mom's company would be finished. I think you were right, Felix. So you're on board with our little plan then, Teddy? I think so, but you have to let me help. I want to show father how capable I am.

Oh, don't worry, Teddy. You have the most important part. Anyway, for the next part of the plan, we need someone to dig us a hole. Know anyone who could help? I think so.

Excellent, lead the way. Uh, Nugget? We need you to dig a hole. Nugget would like to dig a hole, but Nugget is missing his shovel and his arm. If we were able to provide you with those things, would you dig a hole for us? We're the cynic for Nugget. You say Nugget is missing his shovel and his arm. If we were able to provide you with those things, would you dig a hole for us? What does it take for Nugget?

You say Nugget a lot. Um, what if I took you to my family's, uh, Nugget Factory?

N-N-Nugget?

NUGGET FACTORY!

Oh dear.

Nugget will happily dig a hole for a trip to a Nugget Factory. Bring Nugget a shovel and an arm! Nugget will dig a hole as fast as lightning and as deep as heck! Right. Well, we could get a shovel in the janitor's closet. I'm not sure what we could do about your arm, but maybe we could cover that at recess. Nugget eagerly awaits your return.

Well, I admire his enthusiasm. I anticipated the shovel, but not the arm. So what now? Talk to Carla. She has a key to the genitus closet for you. Go get the shovel while I figure out what to do about the arm. This dude Felix is a mastermind. Look how connected he is. He has everybody in his lunchroom working for him. Also, take my passbook. You'll need it to get out of here. Okay. Yo, what what up Carla Felix said you had some for me

Lighten up new kid. I got you. Here's the key to the closet. Have a party. Thanks Okay, so we're gonna get out of here we got the passbook bought a burger passbook. All right so now Got the passbook, go to the closet, and now let's grab the shovel.

Hey, what the?

Kids aren't supposed to be in here. There's lots of sharp objects and bad chemicals and blood. There's blood on the floor there. Did you cut yourself?

Are you okay?

It's not my blood.

But whose blood is it then? It would have to be...

But no, that doesn't make any sense. Something isn't right. Are you okay, Bob? I'm fine. Just having trouble remembering what happened yesterday. Why is this here?

What happened?

I don't know.

That's the bell.

Why don't you head out to recess? I think it's best if I figure this out by myself. I'm sure that's about to be a freaking crazy mission. All right, what up, Felix? Were you successful in your endeavors? Yes, were you?

No need to be snippy. I've identified a potential donor. The trick is collecting the erm goods. Who's the target? the little wheelchair boy Why No matter who we're doing missions for have y'all noticed that Monty ends

up suffering somehow someway how do I get his arm I spoke with him at lunch about a very lucrative business deal that's what he kept talking about dude Felix is connected bro so what so when I give the signal he'll meet me inside to sign the papers. He'll be all alone. It'll be the perfect time to strike.

Got it. Excellent. Just give the word and I'll send the signal. Be sure to have your passbook ready so you can get inside. Where can I find a passbook? You mean you don't have one?

That's right, you're new. Maybe someone threw one away. Check inside the dumpster. Okay. Oh shoot, the dumpster lady's in there. Someone's laughing inside.

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

Who's banging on my dumpster?

Oh, hello child.

So good to have a visitor.

Hehehehehehehe.

Say, you never have any food on you. Wait, we can battle her? That was the fastest battle so far. Hee hee, you won, good job. I'll give you a card, but remember, having all 50 might not be such a good idea.

Ta-ta then. Wait. I was, I wanted to ask for something Yeah Yeah, I got a burger. Oh a burger. It's got a smoky flavor to it. It reminds me of my cat smoky If you want him got anything else, ah, you don't want my cat. That's too bad Let me see if there's something else in here. Oh, here we go. One of them passbooks you kids use. Thanks for the food

All right, cool. Yes, I'm ready It's time He's inside don't keep him waiting. All right, so I could go in Going to the bathroom got my passbook miss Applegate Hold it right there, kid. Not a step closer.

I know what you're about to try. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, please. Felix is a good businessman, but I've been doing this a lot longer than he has. You can tell him.

Hey!

What's going on here? Only one student is allowed to pass through at a time. Oh, shut up, Hall Nerd! We're talking business here. As I was saying, you can tell him... One of you has got to go back outside right now!

I mean it!

Okay.

How about this then? No! Ah! You shot my arm!

My arm, it's gone, my arm!

There's your arm, kid. You don't need mine anymore. You can tell Felix the price on the goods just doubled. See how he feels about that.

Dang!

Yo, Monty is a G!

Bro.

I'm sorry, Stevie. I'm so sorry about this.

My arm! It hurts. Mommy, it hurts. There, there.

I literally said, there, there.

Stevie's arms has blocked many children trespassing in his halls. Yeah, I gotta take that Go to the gym, please Okay, Stevie. All right life is ruined blah blah blah dodgeball. We're almost ready to make our move Teddy You know your job. I sure do Felix. I won't let you down. We're gonna do this and then you and father will finally yes yes yes now get to it we'll meet you at the playground there

we're ready to move forward what did you tell him I told him to guard the location of the home little does he know he's protecting his burial site oh my goodness what's next go give the weirdo that arm. We'll need him to get started immediately. Okay, Nugget, here's your new arm. Do you have the arm for Nugget? Nugget would like an arm, yes.

He literally just attached it? Nugget likes this arm. Nugget is now ready to earn his trip to the Nugget factory. Good, get digging. Nugget will dig, but teacher will not let Nugget leave. Teacher must be removed for Nugget to dig. I'll see what I can do.

Miss Applegate's in the way. You're back. I take it the weirdo received his arm? Yup. So why hasn't he left yet? The teacher won't let him.

Oh, of course. I suppose you'll have to get rid of Miss Jiggle Jugs over there. My goodness, you ask a lot of questions. She looks quite tired. A good smack to the head might set her over the edge. Find some way to do it. Bruce, you do- Oh wait, yeah, you just gotta let, um, Carla win. You gotta help...

Carla.

Yup, I remember that.

Oof!

Who did it?

Who threw that ball?

It was this Jerome kid! He tried to take the ball from me and then... What? That's a lie! Both of you shut up. What happened? Carlos telling the truth. We did this in episode one.

Nugget will dig.

Nugget will dig for the nuggets! Have fun with that.

Okay.

It's almost time to make our move. With the Nugget weirdo digging the hole and Teddy supervising its development, we just need one more thing, which is, we're gonna need something to rough him up a bit. It's just something we can use for a good bludgeoning. I'll see what I can find.

Excellent. Bring it to the sand pit where the grave is being dug. I'll see you there. A good bludgeoning. Can I go to the janitor's closet?

Uh.

Huh. Uhhhhhh... Huh! Bob! What are you doing in here? Uhhhhhh...

Something smells funny. I'll take the mop. Hey! I need that to clean some stuff.

It's getting hard to breathe in here. Yeah, let me get out of here. Okay. Stevie's still laying on the ground, man. Can I get a rip Stevie in the chat, please? Can I get a rip Stevie in the chat please? Can I get a rip Stevie in the chat please?

Ah, right on schedule. Did you get what I requested?

Yes.

Oh, Bob's mop. Excellent choice. This will do splittedly. Well Teddy, it's time. Okay, I'm ready. But where's Ozzy? Oh, poor, simple, stupid Teddy.

This isn't a grave for Ozzy. No, no, no. It's for you! Wait, no! Felix, you can't! I did everything you said! And Applesoft thanks you for your service. Ah!

Now for the spiders. What?

Drop the spiders in the hole. Okay, okay. Oh my goodness. Ted is at the bottom of this hole.

Felix asked me to empty the jar of spiders.

Teddy, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Ah!

Ah! Why? I'm sorry! Nugget will fill the hole. Nugget will fill the hole for Nugget! Well, the deed is done. It is. I appreciate your assistance. I'm sure you'll be wanting your payment then. Yes I do. There you are. The finest semi-legal chemical in existence. What's it do?

You know those pills from your old school? This is the key ingredient in making them. Interesting. Please accept this Monster Mart card as well. It's a treasure chest. But the real treasure is the friends we buried along th- Bro trying to give me a valuable lesson at the end of this. I don't think that's the same.

Silence! Our business is complete. Good day to you, Hitman. WAIT FOR NUGGET! Nugget has finished filling the hole. Nugget will now take a trip to the Nugget Factory. Oh yes, how could I forget? Um hey Weirdo, if there wasn't a Nugget Factory, that would be okay right? Nugget would bury the rich boy with his rich brother.

Hohohoho.

Right, okay then. The limo is this way Weirdo. I hope they make nuggets somewhere around here Nugget has never been happier

Hey

Dude that was such a dark mission Stevie got his freaking arm blown off Teddy got buried alive with spiders bro, I on off Teddy got buried alive with spiders bro I do not like Felix Felix is a snake we got something one of these missions something better happen to him but aren't you guys we're gonna end this here hopefully you guys enjoy part 3 of kindergarten 2 if you're ready for the next part be sure to sis this is samurai slice that like button subscribe kindergarten 2 if you're ready for the next part be sure to sis this is samurai slice that like button subscribe

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