I Hired Someone

My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Retro Rewind!People had a lot to say about the last episode.Mainly about how I don't organize my stuff.Even though I actually did pretty good this time.We only have a little mixed.Drama, horror, horror, horror.

I'm beginning to see a trend of what I like in my store.

You know what, I'm just gonna give you guys these.There you go.I don't even know if it'll work yet.I don't even know if you guys can come into the store yet, or if this is gonna help me later.Either way, don't care.Everybody see in the store, and I'm annoying all of you.

You, sir, get the stick out of your ass, sir.Okay, I'm also gonna change the name of this back to, uh, Tape of the Morning, because people really like that.

Yeah, has to be.

I think that's cute.I should have stuck with it from the beginning, but you know, when genius strikes, you have to roll with it and chase that dragon as far as you can.But yeah, people were really annoyed that I wasn't organizing my stuff, which don't like doing that.I don't think it actually matters, but people had very strong opinions about it.Okay, let's take a drama.Do I have a drama?

No.I'll leave you there.Would I give the hover over all of them and take them out?Especially in the middle of a day.

Do I have a drama?I say as there's one right fucking next to it.

This is the problem!It's tedium!This is drama, drama, horror, drama, mixed drama, whatever.Shut up!Who cares?Let's do science fiction over here, then.

I will say -the midst of doing a day when everything is going awry Everybody's here.They're all standing up here at the front counter But no people don't all bring back their fucking tapes in the morning so whoa you look buff in that Sometimes they bring them back in the middle of the day.I need to turn on the AC.I'm getting hot and bothered So then I'm like, I'm over here.I'm like, okay, thank you for your tape.

Thank you for your tape.Bing, bing, bing.Bong, bong, bong.And then I'm like, oh, you want this?Oh, it's on the reservation.Okay, and then some people bring in new ones, and then I have to bring them back over here, and then I have to figure out which ones to go on, and then I'm gonna have to fucking pick which show.

It's too much!One man can't contain all of this madness!But I will try my best.

We'll see if it works this time.But I swear to God, if I start getting annoyed by it, I am just gonna do whatever the fuck I want and not appease the audience.

Because look, you guys have helped me a great deal throughout my career.It's a big reason why we're all still here.But also, sometimes there has to be just a giant middle finger to all of you.Because what matters is M .E.My enjoyment.

And if that gets interrupted, I'm gonna start killing people.It's true.I'm not even like, ahaha, that's so funny and quirky.He said he'll kill people.I will legitimately start murdering to keep my sense of peace of mind and semblance.That bad boy.

There you go.

These are all horror.Damn.People really wanted horror on the fucking Harvest Festival, didn't they?Do you want an extra tape?Do you want Rewind 2?I need to get an employee.

I need to get an employee that handles all of this shit.My hands are too sacred for this.

See, now the thing is, I'm gonna put all these up, and there's gonna be some fucko out there that's gonna be in the comments being like, the colors aren't right.You could match them all by color, and shape, and name, and alphabetical.Look, this is Retro Rewind, not A Little To The Left.Oh, but there's some down here, and none up there!You know what I say to that?Jog on!

God.

People haven't been that bad, but it's just hilarious to roast you guys sometimes.Keeps me in the moment.That's a drama.

Hang in there, Bobble Bobby.I wish I could flick his head.Why can't I do that?You put a bobble head - Look, if you put a dog in a game, I have to be allowed pet it.You put a bobble head in a game, I have to be able to bobble it.These are just the rules of nature!

Was that drama?

Yes.Drama, drama, drama.Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama.

Okay, it's not that hard to do.It's not that hard to do, I get it.I understand now.

It's gonna be a fucking wildly different scenario once people start showing up.

I can handle myself.And I can hold on to my sanity a little bit.UNTIL SOMEONE BREAKS MY SHIT!I HAVE TO BREAK IN RETURN!I WILL COME DOWN TO YOU LIKE A BOAT FROM ZEUS!Okay, what do I have?

This is drama.Adult.We need an adult shelf.Okay, that's gonna be here, actually.Science fiction is gonna start over here.

What's this one called?Dancing with my toaster?Well, that's all you do with your fucking toaster.It's an adult movie.Look, people have gone to hospital for very weird things over the years.Sci -fi.

Adult.We only have three, but that's all you need to get in the mood for... to bone.

All right, any news?Yes!Speaking some sort of weird Italian -ish, like Spanish and Italian and a little bit of Brazilian mixed in, which...Actually, it just turns into Simlish.

Sorry to all you Portuguese, Spanish, and Italians out there, but am I wrong?Am I fucking wrong?

Oh, I was at the help desk and no one assisted me. I waited a whole minute.Did you ignore your customers on purpose?Excuse me?I was bouncing around like a fucking hamster on a wheel for the store.

There's no way you were there waiting for anything.Sorry to hear this will not happen again.Who's here?Is it you?

I'm gonna hit you with some fucking propaganda.Yeah!Okay, where are my tapes?I only bought one?I thought it was a bundle.Bundle.

Should I buy more?I should at least have five.Oh, $90 for five tapes.Get off my sack of joeya.Fuck, that's a lot of money.That kind of money, I do.

Okay, you guys better random.You better random.Um, yes, you go there.Who's ringing my phone?Looking for my dog, Geronimo.I'm calling numbers from the phone book to see if anyone's found him.

Pet store?Pet store it is, because I'm not allowed to open!But people on my phone?Okay, now, what was...Buttons.The buttons are difficult.

Okay, dino gummies.Come in later.

Okay, that'll do.God, I haven't even started the day and I already want to murder half the fucking population.Take a breath, let it out.It's saying more about me than it is about them.I'm projecting.Something else is probably bothering me in my life that I'm not dealing with.

And breathe.Emotional maturity.It's not about what bothers us.It's about our reaction to it.Okay, I'm ready.

Come on!Come on down to my store!Come on anything you want!Just clean up afterwards.You sons of bitches.Here, pamphlet!

Pamphlet!Eee!You're coming in.Nice walk!

Look at those buns go!You work out!Well done!Well done!What is this?Dorama.

Okay, take one off the shelf, please, so I can replenish.

You have to replenish!

Are you reserving the baron a true burden?Okay, that's this one.

Here you go.You returned a wentle too late.I'm gonna charge you the fee.Do it again, and I will break your legs.Thank you.Come again, but make sure where you're coming next time is sanitary.

Okay, three dollars due.Boom.Have a nice day.I'm 50.Have a nice day.How are you?

Fifty?You wanna burn in a fucking bed and breakfast down here?I don't care if that doesn't make sense.Shut up, that's why.You're a crank one out big boy, that's a sentence I've said and it's now on the internet forever.You know what Oh Buddy boy, you need help cranking it.

Look if you're gonna do something wrong do it, right?Nothing wrong with a little masturbation It'll keep you healthy.

Okay.Okay sci -fi and a drama.I need new shelves.This ain't cutting it Hey, how's it going?All right, Tiger.I'm in the mood for an adult video.

Give me something spicy.Here's one I filmed myself.It's called, Who Ordered the Hot Pixie?I'm this one.Before I opened up the store, I needed some cash.There's nothing wrong with sex work.

Why am I saying that to you?You're the one buying it.Nothing wrong with sex work.Get your judgmental eyes off me.I'm here to weigh the weightlifter love affair.Yeah.

Ooh, that's a hollow.That's a holographic.You're gonna have to pay $600 for that one.

Horror, horror, no I'm a, no I'm a.Okay, boom, boom, and then, boom, boom, and then come over here.Oh, I am a man about town today.I know how to do it.Hot pixie, that's a good one.Sorry that I said I was in it, that's not true.

Please don't call the police on me.Now this one, I'm in!I'm sorry, it's false advertising.I'm not in that one either.Please don't call the police on me.

Anybody want like a sushi here?Some snacks?Anybody want to give me more money?That would be cool.

I love money.

I love money when I have it.I don't love money when I don't have it.Can I buy adult videos?

Random movies.I don't think I can buy adult videos, right?I don't know if they can only be bought from the guy in the back alley, or if I just don't have that genre to be able to buy yet.Can they come in on these?

I'm learning so much.Hi!Wait, what did I put in here?That's horror.That's not supposed to be in there.You're supposed to be over here.

Uh, drama.Uh, drama.Uh, drama.

And a science.

And you learn a little something.That woman separation.Wait, is that what it's called?The woman separation.Okay, it sounds like an adult movie, but whatever.Aduama.

Abu.Oops.Oops.What am I doing?Science fiction.Horror.

Science fiction.Okay.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.

Ah.What?Leave me alone.

I'm busy.I'm busy keeping the economy of this town alive.Okay, you first.

Slush.No, no.Give me your money, please.Fork over those coins.Thank you.What would you like?

The invasive race car.

That sounds like an adult movie as well.And not one that I want to watch.Hey, wherever you put it is up to you, buddy.Not you.You just want to slush.Unless you're putting it in the slush, then, I mean, again, all God's children.

You're allowed to do whatever you want.Just don't involve me or other unwilling participants.

Haha!

Nice.Nice.Nice.Nice.Nice.

Big spender!Thank you so much!My kids are gonna get to college and they're gonna have brand new teeth after this.

You're gonna turn it after his due date.$2 late fee?Shoot.I was gonna spend my spare change at the arcade.Oh, well.

Too fucking bad, amigo!I'm sorry.I accidentally hit someone with my car and I drove away.Oh, I don't have to go away with the repercussions.Now, am I equating a hit -and -run with a late fee?for a fucking VHS tape?

Bet your little teddy bear ass I am!This is serial bisno that I have going on over here.

Sorry about that tirade I just went on.I was really angry at that person.Yeah, see, I can kind of game the system now.I can pick them up in the order that I want, and then it's like, ooh, I can put the dramas in first?I guess not.Why did it do it that way?

I thought I would be putting them now in the order I picked them up.Did I pick them up in that order?I don't think I picked them up in that order.Hey, how's it going?You want to watch the new Star Wars that's copyright -free, but not technically Star Wars?Go ahead.

Make my day.

Another day, another dollar.Okay.Movies rented 40, movies returned 57.Look, everything's still in the green.I'm still doing good.Really would like some staff, though.

Oh, is it level 6 that I can do it?Action movies!Now we're talking!Big summer blowout!Big summer blockbusters!People are gonna buy that shit?

Oh!

Fall.Day 9.I will not fall.Thank you very much.I'm gonna stay standing.Reserved.

I like when they're reserved.Feels good.It means I don't have to go to the shelf and it means a guaranteed sale.Hell, hotel is popular.Like I said, it should be.One most iconic piece of cinema that has ever come out of Stanley Kubrick's asshole.

Oops.Oops.That's not right.Oops.Oh, that is right.There you go.

Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.

People love the horror.And I love supplying it to them.

Hold on, I'm American.I need some action, bro.I'm gonna get this one.Action is blue, apparently.That's cool.Fuck, I need a new shelf.

Ah, doughnuts.Oh, no, I don't.No, I don't.Hold on.I can do this and fill up this.

Why did I even split up the horror in the first place?Everyone cheering in the comments right now, like, he noticed, he noticed.Yes, I used to live for times like these Fuck yeah All right, then you'll be my adult shelf.

I guess oh Shit, I don't have enough room for all of this horror now Well that fucking sucks.I need a new shelf.That's the only thing we got to do no bows about it Wait did I not pay any money for that bundle of tapes that I just bought my hands are full so it would seem Yeah, I'm out of horror space already, okay Now I realize why there was a double shelf for horror, and now don't you all look foolish.Just so fucking foolish.Big shelf, big shelf.

Um, standard movie shelf, six rows.Okay, what?HEY GUYS WHAT?!Good question, if I return a movie the same day I rent it, do I get a special discount?No.Fuck you.

Once the transaction has been completed, and you sign on the dotted line, and a piece of your pinky finger has been taken, the bond is sealed.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah, it's these ones.Don't that fit there?I'mma make it fit there.Oh, I'mma make it fit there.I don't want new release shelves, because at some point something's not gonna be a new release.

But is it good to have a new roof and shelf?Will people like pay more?Mixed.What do you mean mixed?There's nothing in there.Dumbass.

Um, okay.

Then...Well, that would be stupid to have that be the adult content when I only have three videos.So I'm gonna make that the action corner.Oh, I'm sorry.What movies did we get?Troll on Top of the World, Fast Family Pursuit, Two Wheels, One Uncle.

That's a Vin Diesel movie.Midnight Gas Mask Assassin.That sounds awful.Climbing Sofa Mountain.I'm not saying this because I think they are.This sounds like the shit AI would make up.

The Cow Juice Bombers, ooh.Radioactive Treasure, The Appliance Ignition Point, and Desert War Zone.Like, I'm sure the dev of this game actually went through and made actual titles, or there's like a randomizer sort of thing.But, like, if you went to chat GPT and were like, hey, make me a movie title, it would probably make some garbage like this.Fits for the game, though.Um, Dwama.

My drama shelf is actually getting pretty big.

Can I sell shelves?Ooh, adult.Adult.A Dwama.See, now I'm out of space.Can I get rid of this shelf and like buy a six?

A sixer?Can I buy a sixer?Okay, you guys are just gonna have to be the mixed shelf.I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry, I don't have the shelves for it yet.

Like if I take these off, inspect object.Oh, cool.I didn't know you could do that.Neato.Let me just put these down here for right now.

Like, what do I?Build mode.Sell, yeah!

A mototrucker?We're about to have ourselves a good time.Okay, I just gotta sell object.Where do all the tapes go if I sell?Don't trust it, I don't trust it.It might put them in my hands, but it also, maybe not.

Let's put you guys down here for first.For first, bingo bango, my name is Django.

Big shelf, big shelf, big shelf.Look at it, costing a lot of monies.But it's gonna bring in all the honeys.Okay, go in.

Now we have an ultra big, heckin' massive drama shelf.

Baby!That's some good shit right there.

Nice.Take you guys off as well.Start packing up this shelf.I'm not gonna sell this other one yet.

Do I make all the money back?It said I sell it for $38, but yeah, that's all I hear when the fucking phone goes off.How much do I get back?That are a question.Hello!I rented a movie and found $250 in the case.

I don't know whose money it is, but I want no part of it.For all I know, it could belong to some drug lord.Please take it.From a drug dealer.I don't care if the guy stole it off somebody else, does he fucking matter?I'll take it.

That's tax -free money right there.Money under the table is money in my pocket.Okay, well in that case, fuck your thing.I'm gonna buy a new shelf.That was a sign from the heavens above to buy a new shelf.

So excited I am.

You don't fit there?Why?Oh, why are you a piece of shit?Oh, why?Oh, well that just looks fucking stupid.Can I move you there?

Okay, looks a little better.

It looks like two fit.It's like a fraction off.It's a fucking skirting board if that was gone it.Oh wait hold on is it you?Are you in the way?Damn it.

Damn it.I can't expand my storyyet.Oh, this is just ever so troublesome.Shit balls.Okay.

Well, then you go like in here and then you, you go.We might have fixed it folks.Okay.Peace has returned to the kingdom.Now I have this big ass, blank ass, stupid ass wall.Okay.

Deep breath, everybody.Deep breath.Let it out.There we go.Door is open.Come in.

Now you're here.So let's begin.You know what that's from?Goodbye, goodbye, good friends, goodbye, goodbye!And tomorrow, just like today, the moon, the bear, and the galactic rebellion will be waiting for you to come and play!

Like swearing It's so funny like the actors start swearing together charge fee.I hate fees, but I guess they're necessary Look the backbone of the society falls apart if I'm not charging you that the orphans get to go to school with that money The fee was late or my rental was late.

I have a life, and I'm sorrybusy blah blah blah blah blah blah This is outrageous.Do I get my shotgun?When do I just start getting to fucking blow people's fucking heads off?This is stupido.Hello.

Not your fault.Hello.

How's it going?Hi.I don't know any of that, but you're a fucking patron of the arts.And yes, doing the slushie is an art form.You get the flavor wrong, someone's head's gonna explode.

Adrenaline?Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking Thank you in front of everybody unless you like that.It needs to be a punishment.We're going stone age on your ass I have a broken feet.This is so embarrassing.I'm so sorry Okay, well you paid it so I shouldn't be too mad hold on Waldo Wally I reserved a copy of the movie the Duchess tragedy What if I turn around and he's gone, and I'm like where is he?

Oh a bag of crip you return a damaged rental as well.I'm sorry Rebecca I'm going to have to kill you We returned the other day slipped out of the case and broke.

Sorry hmm look.It's all it's only fair.Thank you Thank you for understanding, but do it again And you're not gonna be able to walk out of here at the same way you walked in if you know what I mean Oops, I could give you extra change, but he needs four six.

Oh, I got these mixed up for a second Hello a stranger was talking me last night, and I was scared got a hold of himto scare me even more bonus if you give me a bad movie I like going against the trends you got stalked and you want a bad horror movie in Retaliation you might need a psychiatrist wouldn't watch a horror movie after being stalked to scare you even more Hey, man your life.Thank you my returns shit.What's gonna deal with you first, and then my returns I'll go ape one grape is a good flavor one of the best Fucking late for you.I'm so forgetful these days.

I guess it was due to me.

Oh good.I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.Okay.Nice fella.Nice fella.I like that.

Thank you.Okay, no rewindies.No rewindies, please.Broken.Hello?Cookie on death row?

I didn't even realize that that's what this movie is.

I've never seen a movie before!Listen to this.It's the sound all of that just made.Isn't that cool?

I think when we do the Bloodborne movie, I'm gonna do all the sound effects for it myself with my mouth.Hello.

Hold on.my adult shelf.

Did I?Oh, I fucked it up, didn't I?You're my adult shelf.Hold on.Oh, you're taking something?

Okay.Oh, Jesus.Everyone's in the way now.In the way, in the way, in the way now.

Okay, horror, horror.

Do I have, do I need a second horror show?

What am I doing?You're gonna be second horror shelf.

Man, I have so many adult videos now.

Um, horror, horror, horror, horror.This is adult drama, horror, sci -fi, action, okay.Nothing says mixed on it anymore.

Do you have a new release movie to reme - to be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - be - Hope you guys get all the movies you need while the apocalypse happens.

You can have the movie Armageddon or the adult video A Cock on Lips Now.Uh, $2 .50.There you go.Thank you.Oh my God.

Dollars?I'm not made of money.

Yes, I am.Oh yeah, you got like one of every genre.Damn.I love how it says like movie and it just says this, but adult movie, it has to say adult on it.It's really just calling you out.Shit, there's more returns.

Return of the Jedi?No, more like Return of the Headache.I don't know if my shelves are good right now.I need...It's gonna get to a point where it'll start self -sustaining, right?Just I have enough shelves and I have enough tapes where I'll just have like all one wall is horror, all another wall is drama, you know?

I just don't really have that set up yet.Do I have enough room for all my drama movies now?I think horror is the one I have the most of, right?Okay, nice.I fucked up the reservation on that other one though.I don't know why I did that.

I didn't even notice I did it.Did I do it to anybody else?Okay, let's move stuff around.

More cohesive, you know?

Reaching for the bottom shelf less.Uh, my stacks are good for now.I seem to be hovering around the $425 mark.Like, not really breaking above $500, but what's happening tomorrow?A meteor shower will be visible in the night.on this special day.

Every space enthusiast will be renting sci -fi movies.Okay, so I should get...

Because it's new as well.What?Oh shit.Got a standee!Oh, yes!Oh, cool!

Now I have two!Yeah!

Actually, wait.Put you more back here, and put you here.Yeah!I mean, you're not really next to your things, but I don't know if that really matters.Because new sci -fi sells better, right?Wait, mixed.

What do I have in here?Oh, this is action.Whoops.What am I doing?I was like, why do I have so few sci -fi movies?Okay, nothing's mixed right now.

Yeah?Yeah?The only thing that's mixed is my feelings towards my customers.I don't have to turn off the light, but it just feels good to do.Oh, that means I'm not gonna level up the next day either.Unless something huge happens.

Special event.Meteor shower.Ha.Psych.Special event right now.I'm gonna piss myself.

Unless I go to the bathroom.

Morning store!What have you got in store for me today?Oh, yes.

A lot of sci -fis are coming back.This is gonna be good.I'm gonna capitalize today.because I keep making like 200 every day, but I'm not good at.Balancing it out yet.I'm hoping that at some point I just have so many shelves and movies and stuff that I don't really need to upgrade for a while Shit, I'm out of drama space.

Okay, the adult shelf is just gonna have to be a mixed shelf for now You know because also people are going to the adult shelf and they're feeling self -conscious So I think if I make it a mixed shelf, they'll be like yes, I am buying high quality pornography Yeah, I just don't have the fucking space right now.

Could if I bought another shelf, but I'm trying to - I'm trying to be on, like, self -restriction when it comes to buying shelves.I just have way too many.

Should've kept one of them, huh?No, I like the setup right now.It's a bit all over the place, but, you know, it just kind of has a flow to it.Ah, whatever.Who cares?It's all just jokes and video games, isn't it?

Um, what did I get?Okay, I got action, and then level six, I'm allowed to get a staff.I think that's gonna be HUGE for me.If I get a staff member, I'm gonna be able to do some really good stuff.Because then I can have them on...Can I assign them?

Or do they just do regular shit?Because I would like to assign them to this return desk.Because this is the task that I like doing the least right now.Um...

Adult.Yeah, buy some sci -fi!

Okay, so it was you.I'm sorry I fucked up your order before you're supposed to have it yesterday, but you didn't get it.Two horror movies?Bam bam.This is going well.I have a bit more of a flow to the game now.

I mean, I can only ever get two staff because on the - on my battle pass, on my upgrade levels thing, it's only showing that I - Oh, the phone is ringing and my head is exploding.Death to the couch for me.Okay, not yours.Not yours.I'm so sorry if that was what you were gonna pick up, but go fuck yourself.

Okay, we're getting a bit of everything.I like that.Yeah, let me check this.Yeah, one staff here and one staff at level 20.Even want the fucking staff.Should be here.

Then if I get two staff, I mean, it's not a very big place.It doesn't seem like the game expands that much.How have I never noticed this before?

Has it always been there?Nice.I want the big store though.

But it seems like what we're doing is never really gonna expand.It's always gonna be this kind of setup.Just more tapes and more people.Ah, it was you.Hello, fine sir.A man of cinema.

There you go.Come on guys, it's noon and we haven't had big business yet.

Give me two dollar bills.Shouldn't it be some of those knocking around in the 90s?Or is that not a thing then?

I don't - a weird thing about the $2 bills.I never really understood it, but I had one one time when somebody was like, whoa, that's cool.I guess because they didn't print many of them.I don't know.

There you go.You want a candy bear?

You save for that bad boy.Go to town on that bad boy.Have fun with that bad boy.

Less stressful now.This is going well.I like this.I have a - I have a flow going on.Can you feel my flow?I'm in the flow state.

Don't just consider buying.Do buy.Not as in, like, go to Dubai.That's not what I'm saying.Hmm.Dubai some tapes, is what I'm saying.

Horror.The trophy haunting the mansion.You're scared of a trophy?What did you reserve?Oh.Watching boring movies helps my insomnia and makes me fall asleep fast.

Do you have a bad film I can rent tonight?Yes.How's the weightlifter love affair?Is that a bad movie?That was a good movie.That was a holographic.

Okay, so you want a bad movie.Yeah, why not?The scary breakfast.

Damn, I am fucking flying!I'm killing it today!Will you lift your level very - Whoa, you just called.Aye, I'm wasting no time.And a slush!I was just thinking about that.

I know you can probably get away with just one pump in the slush, but I want to make sure that the people are getting the flavor that they paid for.

The 90s, we didn't skimp out on shit.There was no shrinkflation by then.And if there was, it was unnecessary and unnoticeable.Come up, don't be shy.Come up, don't be shy.There you go.

Nice.

Am I getting good XP today?

Because I need like 570 or something.I don't know how much I needed to level up, but...

Oh shit!

Same.It's perfect.It's beautiful.Oh, you return it fucking late anyway.32...

35?Weird ass change.

Oh, today's Tuesday as well.Oh, I can get scandalous movies.Pirated movies.Are the police gonna come after me?No.I'm invincible.

Okay, come on.I'm getting frozen out by my own AC.There you go.Now it's not on me.Come on, I'm bored!Oh, nevermind.

I actually have plenty to do.Take your time.That's not a euphemism.He actually is.Two things I need.Action and old.

Action, action, action.There you go.You didn't say good or bad critic.Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.Howdy, partner.You're not an undercover cop, right?

No.Are you a criminal?I'll give you all my monies.Adult action, horror, science fiction.Nice, we did a chat.I still have returns to put on the shelf.

It's too late now.They just have a single note for change.Like a $5, a $1.I like your jumper.Let me get these done before we close up for the day.Rewind, huh?

Someone just got their post -nut clarity and then just left it there.A shame to even hit rewind on the fucking tape because they were like, what have I done?

Nice.Good day.A good day's work.See, I'm always getting this!How do I get more?Yes!

Oh, Silent Hill.Feels like I'm doing something wrong.That I'm not getting enough.Am I doing something wrong?Am I not handing out enough flyers?Does that increase everything?

I don't know.

Fucking giving people flyers and the store's not open.God damn it.Dumbass.Okay, let me do this first.

I gave so many people flyers, so many people came by and I thought I was doing a really good job.

I didn't think about that.What happens if I run out of reservation space on my shelf?I'm almost running out of it.Let's go here.Sorry.Sorry.

Damn.I almost have all my movies back.There's some action and horror missing, I think, but and a tiny bit of drama.Wow indeed, yo!These fucking people on my phone.I'm gonna have a conniption.

Oh, thanks.You like reading a good book?

I'm sorry, can you read a good book after I've drop -kicked you in the face and detached your retinas?Didn't think so.

Well, audiobooks, but not in the 90s.Uh, Family Pursuit, okay.oh It's the wrong one.Oh that confused the shit out of me for a second the bud Okay, so I I need to be going out with flyers more.I think that's how I'm just gonna increase everything a bit better You release these still count as new.

Oh, yeah, it says rockin phone.I'd never mind never mind $250 pour moi don't mind if I yes more people more people.Oh, I need to get up to level six so I can hire staff I need this!A cherry slush?In this economy?Hell yeah, brother.

You can have whatever you want.Come in, please.Come in, please.Don't just sit at the window looking in.Help wanted, too.Once I go up a level, one of you lucky people can enter the enterprising and up -and -coming entrepreneurial ship that is the VHS store working.

You can just keep renting for me, and I take all the money for myself.That's also awesome.I love that.Okay, lots of customers.Oh, I have $800.That fucking rocks.

People outside who don't realize they could be coming inside.So one of you guys didn't get one.There you go.Sorry.Sorry about that, guys.You know, it's a dog -eat -dog world out there.

If I'm not fighting for myself, who will?You know what I mean?I still don't understand why there's jiggle physics in this game.That's just absurd.I'm gonna deal with my returns.Fucking rewinding, wasting my time.

I mean, I have the time to do it, but...I'd rather be out on the streets with my people handing them flyers.

Sniped.

Another customer.Okay, you're returning a tape, so you're good.Don't you fucking dare walk through this crosswalk without coming into my store and spending all your money on me.Okay, you're bringing tapes back.

I see an enterprising young man who could do with a VHS in his life.Heh, not interested.

Well, I'm sorry.I'm gonna take a sledgehammer to your entire family.Please no rewinds.Please no rewinds.Hold on.What do you need?

A new release.Okay, can I go - do I have any new releases here?Nope.Here, the kids love it.Okay, excuse me there, Jeffrey.Okay, I'm a little flustered.

Okay, back on top.

I want to end the day like fucking $1 ,000, but it's not gonna happen.I can't do enough!

But with staff member...Maybe Zoidberg?I can't believe I only get 2 XP every time.That's fucking ridiculous.

Is there a skill tree that I'm missing?I'm gonna get close.I have $925.

Um... 42...75.Weird amount 932.Okay.Okay, we get there.

I think we're gonna get close.They're flying overhead.Do you hear them?Do you hear the drones Sandra?947 I'm gonna get to like 960 or 975 964.Oh, it's only two of you left though.

Would you ordering a fucking store?Hell yeah, brother a thousand if you ordered a ton, we would have been there 991 the weight of it all.Okay, it's a good -ass day to 246 I went out with so many more flyers.I felt like I had tripled the customers, and I still only managed to get 246.Yes!Hire an employee using the staff book in the break room.

Oh, it's over for you now.

Staff book, ooh.

Use your staff book to hire and manage your employees.

New applicants with different gameplay traits appear every day.Every day?Check out slow return station average.Check out good return station good.Okay, I'll hire you.

For $11 more, I'd rather have, I'd rather have good staff than just staff.Wait, can I hire somebody else?

Okay, I was wondering.What's his name?Jacob.Just fire him immediately.Cause this guy's fast and good.Nah, we're fine.

Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it.Hey, Jacob!

10 % of resign.Ooh, I am firing you.Uh, you're gonna be assigned to the return station.

This is cool.This is cool.Wait, turn this shit off.Who's that?To whom it may concern, please be respectful of others and try to keep this bathroom clean.The last time I attempted to use the toilet, I simply couldn't.

There was more pee on the floor than in the bowl.If you miss, you clean.That's the rule." That's a fair rule.Watch where you pee, cuz Suzy's watching.Dude, you're a legend!

Or is he - he - is he gonna do it right this time?He's not gonna do like mixed, is he?

Nah.Nah, he's fuckin' cookin'!This might be the best day of my life.I think this is epic.We're gonna open, and we're gonna open strong.I wonder how close I am to making ten grand total.

Super very close, or basically there.There's only two options.

Fuckin' turn your nose at me. I'm gonna give you this one.Hi!First day on the job, we workin' well?I hope so!Everything's comin' up, Jackaboy!Now, because I'm not doing it, I have so much more time to get more customers.

I have so much more time to panhandle and fucking canvas for customers.

Hold on.I'm gonna let the counter needs me.Leave me alone, thanks.Yeah, fair.Horror and good.Hell Hotel.

Can't go wrong.Everybody fucking loves it.

The station is looking a little full there, Jacob.That there amigo.

Sorry folks, he's new on the job.Man, does he look good though.I hired him for his work ethic, but I'm keeping him for the eye candy.You can call human resources on me.It's me. I don't care.We don't have a human resources.

You fire me, you lose the store.Can't find any empty adult or mixed shelves.

Cause you fucking made that one a drama shelf, you numbnuts!

Okay, I am gonna have to buy another shelf.

What's that there?Can't you just start making one?

You made another fucking drama shelf.You are just the bane of my existence right now.Didn't realize I was hiring a fucking monkey.

Okay, how am I gonna fix this?So I purposefully have to put stuff on it to make it a mixed shelf, so you'll understand.Oops, that's so annoying.Any adults in here?

No. 150.Okay, let me take a science fiction and put it there so he can just start unloading.

I didn't take that into account.Oh, yes!I've never even thought of doing a tape before.

That's so cool!Everybody said as they flooded the market.I hate movies, so no thanks.

Who hates movies?Seriously, who hates movies?Movies are fucking awesome.There's literally a movie for every type of person.

Okay, he started fixing the mixed shelf.He started mixing the fixed shelf.So, uh, do you still have the dutch -ass tragedy?I should.I'll just say yes anyway, even if I don't have it.Are you not able to put those away?

Oh, it was you, wasn't it?

Jacob, get her!Jacob!

Jacob, what did I hire you to do?To be fair, it's not worth risking your life or your well -being, like you're - She could punch you in the face, for all I know.It's not worth risking that for a company that you work for that will not compensate you.They give you one?They give you one?Everybody got one.

It's like going to Oprah.Whoa, look at your glasses!You're definitely gonna watch the Galactic Rebellion.Hell yeah!What is this?Adult?

Okay.It's good that they put them somewhere, that it's not just building up here.I like that.When I was playing Shopping Simulator, it was - everyone got fucking dumb.

They just started putting shit in weird places, and then it got - it got frustrating.I know you can't see well because of those glasses, but I'm here.Follow my voice.Whoa, I'm multicolored.I haven't had to do one of those before.I was thinking about that earlier.

Best customer we've ever had.Okay, Jacob.like deal with the customers, please I know there's only two jobs you you can be assigned three if you count looking handsome, but like show a little initiative He's like man.

There's nothing at the return desk.What should I do is it too late to hand out flyers?Never too late to dream catch you.I'm gonna catch you before you leave damn it Oh, what now more customers before they leave for the night phones ringing stress is high cortisol in my heart I'm gonna die Fuck you.

Will you be working alone tonight, they said?Um, what am I getting?The Woman Theater, okay.Sound off!I'm gonna have to hear from my number one boy!Every now and then.

We doing good?No broken tapes?No spares?Good, Jacob!Good!I trust in you!

The backbone of this society depends upon you, Jacob!Oh, baby!

That's awesome!I'm gonna buy more shelves, and then I'll make that little shelf the only adult shelf.I didn't buy anything else yet.It didn't really say if I could or not, but...Tomorrow's Friday the 13th.People are gonna buy horror movies, right?

50 % horror movie rentals.Okay, I have plenty of horror.I think we're good on that.

Decorations, do these - I'll buy these if they add value.Oh shit, people are still coming in.It's fucking midnight, fools!

Um, snack shelf, a television, slush machine.Okay, man, this is just slow going, isn't it?I bought three shelves.We're gonna do like here.I wish I could pick up all three.

Hey, how you doing?I'm doing great, business is booming for me.Okay, bye.See you later.Thanks.I wish I could just pick up both.

I do like that I can move the shelves when they've shit on them.I don't have to clear them out.So, what we're gonna do is make a - a drama drama.So you're the adult shelf now.We're gonna have two drama shelves over here.It's time, folks.

It's time to consolidate and win.

Breaking news!

Still a drama shelf.How we doing, Jacob?Sound off from my special boy.

My number one special guy.

Um, yes.Only adult content in here.This is going to be another horror shelf.So let's move all the horror from here over.I wish I could just hold click.Like if I'm doing a whole shelf, just hold click like this and pick up all the tapes.

Is there a way of bulk picking up?I don't think there is.So that's all gonna be horror.Then this is gonna be double sci -fi.Yeah, this is good.You're gonna be another drama.

I have two horror, I have two sci -fi, I have two drama, and I have one action.I don't have that many action movies yet, so...I'll leave this mixed for now.Maybe you should buy some bundles.Anything else new?No.

Hell Hotel isn't new anymore.How sad.Let's buy them all, bro.I have tons of money now.

Oh shit.Oh shit.Hold on.Nice.

I'm glad he stays.I thought it would be a timed thing that he would just leave.This is starting to look really good.I think we're really starting to like fill out these shelves.We're starting to really make a name for ourselves.Did I get a lot more action in this one?

Because then I can start building another action shelf.Fuck it.I don't know why it's over there.but can't win every battle.This is fun.I like this.

It all - it feels like it's starting to come together.It was really overwhelming in the beginning, but now I think I've - now that I have a staff member, even, it's just a massive win on its own.Finish off that shelf.Have any other drama?I probably should be doing it like that, huh?Scrolling through it and putting all of the ones that I can, instead of back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Like, go here, and then be like, okay, what science fiction do I have?That's all the science fiction.And then go here and be like, okay, how many actions do I have?That's all the action.More, better.Cool.

That's a good day, Jacob.That's what we in the biz call epic.Okay, my first red, but that's fine.

You good?Wanna come in?Okay, hi Jacob.Jacob, don't talk to that guy.Jacob, that guy's fucking weird.Oh, he used to come clock in.

Come, Jacob.What do I get at level seven?A new movie genre.Genre, popcorn, new movie genre.Okay, it kind of trades off one to one to one to one to one for the foreseeable future.Look, I like - I really like the game, I'm having a lot of fun with it, but I just wish there was, like, a little bit more.

It seems like the mechanics -are pretty thin.Obviously, like, I can buy more rooms and shit, but I just mean, I wish there was a skill tree for, like, bulk picking things up.Or...I can sell...I can, like, do two movies at once!

Like, just little things like that to make things a little faster and efficient to make it feel like I'm making huge progress, so each day doesn't feel exactly the same as each other.

Jacob, what do we do?Jacob, he's scaring me.

Should we open?Will that help?

Can I give him a flyer?Jacob, he's freaking me out!Jacob, hold me.

Okay, who else wants to come in?

You?You?You?

Hm.Jacob, get ready.We're about to be fucking chock -a -block out here.

Disposive stuff!It's making us look amateur!This is awesome!The place is fucking booming!Look how much business we have, Jacob!This is awesome!

You're not getting paid more.He's still out there!He's freaking me out!

What if tomorrow it's like you didn't survive the night?You should have called the police on that one guy, and I don't, and then I die.That would be awful, Jacob.That means we couldn't see each other day after day anymore.Something adults to watch do.any of these is gonna get your horn Blowing I'm not out here canvassing for customers.

We're just not gonna do anything Jacob Can't wait until I can hire another person, but it's late if you take a fucking walk after this I'm gonna start strangling people.

Oh oops.I took my last rental apart because I was curious how VHS tapes work Dumbass, I mean sorry, but you are it's not yours.It's a rental place.

Give me money Back up to 278.We're doing huge, Jacob.

HUGE!This is what it's all about.This is why I was put on this earth.God, so many - You just lost a customer.I'm gonna fuckin' break your legs!You're - you're about to lose your kneecaps!

Fuck you!What you doin'?Short ass!Goddammit, Jacob, they spilled my tapes!I hate these people.If I had one wish from a genie, it would be that everybody be not bitches.

Oh, I haven't replenished the snack shelf in a while.

How's that doing?Okay, nothing's empty.Maybe I should get a second snack shelf.And fill it with the stuff that I don't have in that one.That'd be a good idea.Put it over there.

Should move one of these signs as well.I don't like where they are.We're gonna get a new genre soon.Potential customers everywhere, Jacob.Stay under my wing, Jacob, and you're gonna learn a lot.Well, you went to the School of Handsome, so you already learned everything you can in that.

And I couldn't teach you a damn thing.

She's back!My favorite customer's back!Hello!

Late fee, huh?Go to another video store next time.Good luck, buddy!We're the only one within a 1 ,200 mile radius.Arctic Rebellion.I have a million copies of that.

Of course you can have it.That's my only reserved?

Does Jacob put in reserves?I actually don't know if he does, because he doesn't get rid of brokens.

He must.They're not anywhere else.Yeah, he does.

He just proved me wrong.Hello, my favorite customer.How are you?Look, I wish I could give you stuff for free, but I can't.That's just how it's gotta be.

I want an old movie.

Old, old, old, old.A dog experiment.It's a good one to do an experiment on a dog to see if man can be dog.

I'm locked in now.I'm not even joking anymore.There's not even commentary flowing out of me anymore, Jacob.I'm just fucking locked in.Okay, I did that arseways, but we got there in the end.Well, I haven't seen that guy for ages.

The tattooed guy.I did it again.Okay.You're the one who called.Gotcha.I gotcha.

Give me your money!It is what it is.You bet your ass it is what it is.And if it isn't what it is, then it isn't.

Scoffing at me Stop making it seem like me owning a VHS rental store is stupid.You're stupid.I hate you.Please die Oh multicolored one.Yes, my new favorite customer taste the rainbow.

Yo new release.I don't think we have any new Oh, this is reserved.Why is this over here?Oh, you still count as new nice 40 dollies.How we doing Jake?Okay, really good.

Nice.Love that for us Okay, nothing says mixed on it, right?All the shelves are good now?I hope so.The police, Jacob.It's the handsome police.

They're coming to arrest you, buddy.I won't let them take you.

38, 50, that's so much.

Nice.I love when I have zero to give over.Okay, so we're at the end of the day and Jacob is still not done with all the returns.So average speed is fine, but I can get you bottlenecked.So someone with fast speed might be better, but I can't fire Jacob.Jacob's my guy, unless like, Somebody else who wants to get hired has just a way cooler name, and it's just

way more handsome That's how I pick my employees Handsomeness and a name coolness.What do you mean?How else am I gonna?How else am I gonna do it?You want an old one?Here you go.

First one I saw.I don't give a fuck if you like it or not.Just give me money.Nice.Thank you.Thank you.

See you later.Okay, what we got here folks?What are we watching tonight?Clowns, Jack Nicholson, George Lucas.Ooh, and pillion.I haven't seen pillion, but I heard it's really good.

Actually, there's a lot of movies I haven't seen lately.I haven't seen Hamnet either, Sentimental Value, because those two movies specifically I know are gonna make me cry, because I cry at everything.It's a healthy trait.I'm proud of it.But I, I just, I want to give them the attention that they deserve.I do have a big flight coming up soon though, so I might watch them for that.

Okay, new release date.New movie is out today.Check.Computer is part of the bundle.Okay.Um, I don't think I need anything else here anymore, or yet.

This shit is mad expensive.A coffin?Customizable sign.I guess I could get a doormat.A UFO.These things aren't crazy expensive.

I want to make the place look nicer.Can I not go there?Okay, I guess I could put them over here.Is it randomized?Whatever picture I get?The alien's final ascent.

Scary grandpa flick.You will die.Um, actually, this one can go...You can go over there as well, actually.You might fit better.Yeah, that looks nicer.

Okay, and I get a doormat.Jacob, you can go home, by the way.You don't have to stay here forever.Nice.What's the last thing I got?A UFO?

A UFO?

UFO real?Yeah.That looks cool.What do you think, Jacob?

May I help you, boss?No.Nevermind, keep working, handsome man.Um, you're fast?Your name's Maya and Liam.Sorry guys, you're not getting the job.

Although you're fast, you're only $2 more expensive.But I can't do that to Jacob.Jacob's got a family.Jacob needs this job.

$137.Holy shit.Sell 20 slushy drinks?Holy fuck.Not so close!It's raining, Jacob!

Jumbo manhunt.Is that Rambo?Oh, VHS today.Ooh, we gotta buy it!We gotta buy it!Let's buy 10 of them.

Fucking, oh yeah!Jacob.

This is how we do in the biz Okay, I want you a little more angled this way so when I'm at the counter.I can see it as well nice nice What did your dog run away, and you think it's a tape?I'm gonna try to get a hold of the cupcake cupcake dropout.Yes.Oh, yeah, so many I'll help you out here Jacob.Just go a little faster.

You know damn perfection absolute perfection That's all the science fiction.I have horror.He's all horror Jacob, I love our enterprise.I love what we're doing here.We're really making a difference, you know what I mean?Oh my god, don't break your neck.

Yes, we are open and we do have the new epic movie Rambo knockoff.Sorry, I'll pass.

I'll be passed by a doctor to get your head checked because no one would dare resist my VHS store.It's the best in the business.Fuck you.I hope you get gout.I hope a doctor takes your toes.

It's really raining over there.Hold on, I gotta get rid of this last flyer.I couldn't possibly just get rid of it in the store.Yes.We do have that on reserve A for you.150 what day are we on by the way?

Are we ending the week?Yes last day of the week or at least according to that calendar We've done a full week as of the video.Yeah, so when you reach level 20 You can just have the store sort of run itself then right cuz people will just buy Or you can just have somebody at the counter and somebody over there.I will just be the only one buying tapes We've a lot of customers in here.Hopefully that means we're making the mega box.Can I get faster at checkout?

Like, that would be a cool thing as well, like, oh, it was late.Bit of my fault, I used the tape as a frisbee in the park!

Moron!Checkin' out the standee, huh?Pretty cool!You can only get one of those if you're epic!

Is that a broken tape?God fuckin' dammit.

Makin' my shit!Purr.What do you want?Cake?Drop out.Multicolored wand!

Taste the rainbow, motherfucker!Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip!

Wow.I bet that tastes like... nothing.It's probably just like, yeah, that tastes sweet, and that's about it.

Oh fuck.I keep forgetting my snack shelf.Think I could do that real quick.

Not too bad.We're about to run out of some stuff, but we're not out yet.That's true actually.People haven't been buying that many snacks.Dude, this place is booming today.Can I make it boom even more?

Boom, boom, Bill.What, are you sad?Watch a sad movie on a rainy day.It's the coziest thing you can do.Okay, you want a good critic score.How about this?

First thing I grabbed on the shelf.Wasn't that hard.Your due date.My father's the mayor of this town.I don't give a fuck.

If anything, that makes you look worse.You think you can get away with shit just because you know someone in power?

Dumbass.What is it now?What do you think it's gonna be, Jacob?Cat stuck in a tree?The builder's big milk.Oh, yeah.

We got some hornballs here today, and I'm all into it.Wish I could join you, if you know what I mean.Am I allowed to say that to them?

Flyers.Flyers for everybody.Come on in.This looks cool.You bet your fucking sweet jiggles it does.Oh, I love the rain.

So cozy.Sorry to keep you waiting folks.

What we got?Nice.Nice.Three movies huge for me.Whoa, settle down there Jacob.Oh, you're tall.

Nice.Huge money coming in today.

Sons of bitches breaking my shit.Who is it?Who did it?

Fess up or I'll have my sniffer dog Jacob find you and kill you.Adult and old.Oh, we don't have any adult videos right now.Sorry.Not at the moment.Sorry.

I just killed her erection.Oh god, everybody wants something right now.Two wheels, one uncle.Fisherman shark bait, okay.And over here, woof!I am runnin' off my feet!

You're the one?Yep, you just called to get this.Where's the Hell Hotel person?

They haven't shown up.I've been there for ages.

There's still people outside.I think I can still make a sale.Oh, come here, come here, come here, come here, tall boy!You guys coming in anyway?Okay, cool.Nice.

It's so late.I love that I can keep pestering people.Horror hotel?Yeah, hell hotel.Sorry.Sorry.

We also have horror hotel somewhere.You're the damaged motherfucker.Whoa.Why did you format your shit that way?Oh, nothing to do.Okay, we're up to $611.

I think we're actually making huge amounts of money today.I wanna say it's the most money anyone has ever made, but it's starting to feel like that to me.

Come on in, store's not closed yet.The store is open and so should your wallet be.

Everyone's paying their fees right now.That's awesome.Life is good.Life is good owning this VHS rental store.You wanna come in?Here.

No, come in.No thanks, I'm running late.Late to what?Bed?Okay, multicolored, what would you like?Galactic Rebellion?

Is that not on reservation?Has Jacob been fucking up?Do I have to fire him out of a cannon into the sun?Here you go.

Nice.

This is a solid day of work for you guys.So many customers in the store.Jesus Christ.I think I made like $400 today.It's also nice that everyone's paying their fees, means I'm making way more.Okay, last customer.

You know, having Jacob has been a godsend already.Just having somebody else be able to manage one of the tasks that I can't.Oh, cause it's Saturday, we're open till 12 a .m.All right, how much, how good we do, Jacob?How much do you think?

I'm gonna say 435.Damn, that's a good day.

Oh no, 405 total, 428, yeah.If I didn't have Jacob, that was how much I would have made.I was close!Romance.Don't mind if I kiss.Okay, so if we got a new genre, that means I'm gonna have to get a new shelf.

So you can go there.I know it should be facing out, but then I spend most of my time in the store, and that means then I have to look at this.Like that looks good from out here, but it looks like absolute dog shit in here.So I'm doing this.We got a new thing, which means I'm going to buy...I'm gonna buy two shelves.

Two shelves for our new, that's gonna be my thing from now on.If we get a new genre, I'm gonna buy two shelves for them.Ooh, it's not gonna fit there.Maybe now?You better fit there.Okay, oh shit.

I need to make sure I have money to actually buy the things.10 random romance movies.Oh, yeah, it's free when you get the new ones.Nice.The couple's foot.A sequel to My Left Foot.

What do we get?A seat for our loaf shipment.Your shipmate is in the air.She played as the sorcerer waited, the flower in autumn.A song for my uncle, the newlywed teddy bear.These movies fucking suck.

Okay, I'm gonna buy more romance movies.At least all the ones they have here.Should I buy all these movies?I think I should.No space available in the loading zone.What?

Oh, there's a space!I can buy way more!All the time.I know this is putting me in a bind in terms of how much money I have, but the more movies I have, the more sales I make, the more happy me am.That!Popcorn machine is fixed.

It was out of order last time I came.No.

It's fucking out of order still.

Yeah, I'm level seven.I don't have a popcorn machine yet.Um...Oh, there's a load of movies still left to buy.I don't want to buy all those.I'm definitely gonna be worse off if I do that.

Okay.Well, I'm gonna leave this video here.I think this is good progress.Another week done.

I mean what happens when you get here?Does it go into a new season?There's no way that like this is the end of the game.Still haven't got 10k.

I wish I could see how much I have.Oh, nice.Oh shit.I didn't realize these were further down.Many things that I didn't claim.I thought that they would go to the top.

A bunch of random movies and giving away nothing special.That's epic.

That's like when the people give you $250.I actually have a ton of money now because of claiming all that stuff.Now I could probably buy all these.Yes, sir.We're fucking killing it right now science fiction any more drama.Yes Sci -fi like I know again is probably made by one developer and maybe they want to add more stuff and they can't yet But a cool skill tree thing would be like when you go up to your shelf that says drama all the drama movies You have you just click and it automatically puts those to the front You know little things like that to just speed up a little bit of the process.

I should refill all of these I'm so proud of my little store It's looking so good.I should get another snack shelf, put you in it.Can I put like a snack shelf here?Oh, no, this is all blocked off, isn't it?These movies aren't new anymore, so it's kind of cringe to still have them here, isn't it?Can I move this one more?

Yeah, another snack shelf.I said I was gonna end the video and I didn't.What are you gonna do?Business calls?Yeah.And then in this one, we're gonna have stuff that we don't have in that one.

Actually, it's quite a lot.I don't think...Phone really pisses me off.I don't know why.I'd like to make a complaint about the name of your store.I find it offensive for a video store.

Not my problem.Fuck you.Find something else to complain about.Find something to actually do with your life.

Perfect!Free movie bought!

That's excellent for me.

Boom.Okay.Yeah.Now I'm gonna leave this video here.Thank you guys for watching.This is very fun to play.

I'm having a great time.Hopefully...Hopefully you like my store a little more.This time you need to be over here a little more to line up with those a little better.I think it's coming together.

I think next time...We have more genres and everything and the next time we'll get popcorn machine and genres and stuff, but I really want to push into new thingsbut it's a thousand dollars to do that.So I don't know if that's gonna happen in the next episode or not, but for now, I'm very proud of everything we have.Hope you enjoyed watching.See you next time.

Say bye, Jacob!Handsome man.