I Joined A Creator Rainbow Six Tourney...

Alright, hold up. I'm gonna do a little intro real quick. So, this is the tournament we're doing, chat. It's a 3v3 content creator tourney for Rainbow. My team is a little scuffed. It's me, Synna, and Silky. I might have one of the worst teams.

Nothing against Synna, nothing against Silky. Love them both. It's just, I'm fairly unexperienced. I'm the most experienced player on the team, I'm level 44, I can't even play ranked. My teammate Syna's level 4, and Silky just downloaded the game.

So we're going to be going against some other creators that might be a little bit better than us. I think our match is going to be against xQc, Ray, and Los Pollos. Los Pollos is probably going to be pretty bad. He's playing on his AirPods. Ray's probably not amazing, but he's probably decently well. Or decently good. And then xQc obviously has played the game a bunch.

So maybe we have a chance depending on the map. I don't really know. We'll f**king see. We have to watch like three games first before we play, and then we're gonna get into the tournament. Wait, Joe Bar, hold on bro, you look like Joe Burrow. He looks like Joe Burrow.

Damn.

You have a great frame. You got a good frame.

Hey, call phones, do monkey in this right now. Come on, bag up, tits out. Tits out right now.

Get to it, let's go.

I am praying that the map is Oregon. Put your camera on, bro. I'm praying that the map is Oregon. Put your camera on bro Are you ready to shuffle have eyes ready shuffle we need screen share We're gonna completely randomize the the bracket all right, okay? Where is it screen sure? Can everybody see yeah?

Hi, I'll spin it seven times?

Seven.

Slow, slow, slow.

Count them out, count them out, count them out.

Here we go.

Let's go, Ross.

Seven times.

All right.

Go.

One.

Two.

Two. Three.

Three.

Three.

Four.

Four.

Oh my God.

Five. Four, five, six, seven, eight. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three,

twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven,

twenty-eight, twenty-nine, twenty-ten, twenty-eleven, twenty-twelve, twenty-three, twenty-four, We're good! We're good! Way better!

Dude, xQc's not good at this fucking game, bro. We're good, bro. He's off Adderall and Ketamine right now. What do you mean he's not good at this?

Is that better?

You're a leader of lean, dumbass.

No, no.

Fucking addict. I feel like that's better, right? If we're going against... if we're going against, oh, we're first game.

We have team calls for everybody, all right? Wait, is it one game at a time?

Like, do we have to watch? Yes, one at a time. The games are not that long.

The games are not that long.

Wait, it's one at a time?

Wait, so are we first game? What's up Games are gonna be about 12 minutes 12 minutes. What Matt what Matt? We're gonna swap it every game swap it every game. Oh, can I request a map?

Sure. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yo.

So we can't get first match first rounded. We have, okay, listen.

This is the ideal. If we lose, then we're just done.

No, no, no, that's not the ideal.

Joe, go ahead, sorry. I was gonna say I'm happier with this matchup than the previous one. I think Ray and xQc together are better than Mike and Jinge. Cause Deji's probably just gonna suck.

That's fair. I mean, I think Silky, he plays a lot of Bauer and stuff like that and he's good. So he might have a lot of shooters.

That's what I was telling my chat. I was like, even though he hasn't played, but the problem is like, I don't, if has he ever played? Yo.

Joe, Sina, what is up guys?

Hi.

Your teammate is Silky.

All right.

Yes. Yeah. Where is he? Is he late? he's 15 minutes away, you should normally add about 20 minutes to that, right? Okay, so do you guys play first?

Where's this new bracket at?

How much-

We are-

Between Ziggy and Jiggly, let's talk.

We are against your dad, Jinj, and Dadgy.

Yeah, what's up?

What's up, Senna?

Any problems with the tournament?

Or do you feel this is a great- card today and say maybe I would like some of the men to go first so we don't get first rounded

and first out because we're against your dad like what is that? I'm gonna have a rebuttal here and would say that I would rather get first rounded if we're gonna lose so I uh no no no no okay

you know what fine then we're not gonna get first rounded we're gonna beat up your dad Jigzy we're

gonna beat him up actually uh could you maybe like go mess with your dad Jig-Z. We're gonna beat him up. Actually, uh, could you maybe like Go mess with your dad while we're in game to like potentially give us an edge. Yeah Is that oh, I'm not gonna do that. Like look my dad is good at the game I keep he's not my dad is like copper like playing solo queue or bronze But like most of the people in here aren't even fucking copper level So I think yeah, you know seeing that uh, you know, we're a level 44 unranked level 4 and is Silky played the game

So, what does it seem that you do what does it say why did we not get your dad?

Because Silky was able to play so yeah, but why wasn't Silky on the original team that he was meant to be on?

Because that team was too bad.

It was him and Los.

So you hate women on women's day.

That's what I'm doing.

I don't, I don't, I don't hate women.

If I get first rounded first out in a match full of men,

then you hate women.

It's surely sexism. I will agree with that. I think that it's very sexy.

Yeah.

Okay.

Add me on Ubisoft Connect. Already. I posted in general.

How to do it.

Oh, Joe.

I already have you out of the right.

Yeah.

How do I join you? Are you going to invite me or you're going to get an invite? I'm still fairly confident. I think that we just need the right bands. Chat, who does Mundane Mike play? I'm just banning everybody he plays. Who does Mike play? Oh wait, we can ban people? Yeah, we get a ban every round. Right, Vyze? Or are we not doing bans? He plays Kapkan and Lion. Those are the two people I play, so that's really bad news.

I only know the guy that puts down the bombs. Is that cap can?

The one the one that puts down bombs on walls Yes, yeah, that's cap can see the problem is the problem is if they ban that do okay if they ban cap can you're playing? rook Do you have what is unlocked? I?

Kid I could look I could look.

I feel like Rook, he probably comes free, if I had to guess.

Okay, because I was going to say, do I unlock him by level 4? Listen, fuck Ging, fuck Deji, and I don't want to be disrespectful to Jinxie's dad. So, but screw him too, okay? We'll be fine.

Fuck Mundane Mike, we're're gonna kill him in every single round I don't want I don't want to yell fuck Monday Mike that goes out the window in a competitive game

Okay, so fuck mundane Mike and his and his son. We're killing all of them Please tell me. Wait, oh my god, Joe, I have good news.

I'm actually level six.

Oh, that's even better.

Mm-hmm. And Joe, I got good news. The game is downloaded.

The game's downloaded. And you know, Silky, I know you're a gamer, but like, have you ever played Rainbow? Good news and bad news. I have a great game sense, but I've never played the game. Have you done the tutorial?

Yeah, I was gonna say, have you even beat the tutorial yet?

Beat the tutorial?

That is okay. Well, we are fucked.

All right, great.

I wasted my time today.

I'm not a lot. I think I, you know what? It's National Women's Month.

I'm not gonna say what I'm going to say. Oh my God, you remembered.

If you hear somebody below you, you could fucking shoot through the wall and kill them.

And that's what I should do.

If you know that the walls breakable because you can reinforce walls and that makes them unshootable like you can't shoot through them unless you have a character that can shoot through them, right? Like there's certain characters that can break reinforced walls It's literally search and destroy in Cod, but cut more complex. That's the game It's just it's S&D

but it's just like when we're playing search and destroy we're able to set up at our spot or vice versa you Drone to find where they're planning and then we just fucking cue people that we think are gonna be good in that individual round or map. I wanna play on Oregon, but he said we're playing on random maps.

Okay, and you know if the people that we're playing against are good, like are they nice?

Well, there's Jinch.

Jinch is probably, okay, Mike is Jinx's dad. He's the best on their team. Just because he plays the game the most. Yeah, the skill level's pretty low for the tournament, but he's the best player on their team, just because he has the most hours,

so he has the most game sense, even if his aim's worse because he's older. Jinj is probably the second best,ji's Deji's probably really bad if we're able to pick Mike and Jinj we win the right if we're able to pick Mike every round. I think we win I don't think Jinj can I don't think Deji could fucking 1v1 or 1v2 Like we literally just have to try and target them, but it's like, when we're on defense,

you can't play overly aggressive like Marvel Rivals. Like you can't run it, you have to slow peek, like swing corners, you have to know you're safe

before you room cleave.

Like crouch, it's,

I learned it's crouching too.

Like you wanna be quiet. Yeah, you're crouch leaning around corners, but you wanna fast peek if you know that they're going to be sitting there. Oh my God, guys. I feel like I could throw up. I added you. You're that nervous?

Yes, because I want to win so badly.

And I'm tired of being a loser. Have you ever been in like a competitive tourney?

Yes. I got invited to three Fortnite tourneys and I win all three tournaments, zero kills.

Yeah. You should never join a fortnight any fortnight event that Involves anybody that's high skill level you should immediately say that you're busy Well, I just every fortnight tournament. I've ever been in has been the least fun. I've ever had on stream

Okay, low-key same but the problem is is like I you know I want to represent for the girls and then a tick-tock will go viral and it's like Cynna setting women Back in gaming and I'm fucked

Every fortnight tournament I've ever fucking been in they'll go to creator tournament and then one of the duos is fucking clicks in booga And I'm like, yeah, they're creators. That doesn't fucking count Literally, bro. Oh, I ended up I ended up skimming around doing some research literally no one's ready So I'm just gonna put your guys's game first. We're gonna keep oh, okay. Yeah Sorry, what's wrong with junk? Oh quick problem? You have to be level 5 to get in a custom game and Silky is level 4

So no, he's not no he can get in he can get in he can get in. Are you sure? I think you have to be no To make a custom game. I think you can join. It says join. But I googled it. You are the rainbow expert.

So I'll take your word for it. I'm pretty sure you have to be level.

I think you can be level.

Well, if that's the case, this whole tournament is good.

Oh.

You think there's that many level 1s?

Yeah. I just have to switch it to like Rocket League. Wait, hold on. My God. Are you not ready, Silky? You told me to my face you're gonna be ready in 15 minutes. 45 minutes ago. Where are you?

Wait, wait, I'm looking at the teams, right? I'm looking at the teams, right? There are still people that's not in the call.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the order of the bracket that we randomly spun selected you guys. God chose you to play first, Silky. I don't know why, maybe it was the devil, but you gotta be ready, man. We did a randomized racket.

I set the date and time for two weeks. It's your responsibility to be on time with the game downloaded, installed, and updated.

Ready.

You tell him.

Wait, wait.

Wait, I'm not laughing at you. Installed and updated you tell him

About laughing at you. I love it at you, but your face is like

See I'm noticing you're a little tense

Dixie you have to go bro. You have to calm down for your cortisol levels Cortisol levels are rising. Have you ever invested into aromatherapy? Maybe a lavender candle or some sort of...

Maybe some acupuncture needles.

Or how about a fucking chill pill, buddy? How about that?

You're stressed out, buddy. You have to relax.

You know, Janksy, I want this to be known. I'm in the game. So, you know, I'm the only person in the game, actually. Joe's actually, yeah, the only person in the game actually so I don't know Actually, yeah, the only person in the game. All right, let me go check on the other team

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But your dad is actually literally Yeah, so first off first off. My dad is my dad is in his 50s. He's doesn't he has a 0.5 KD He's in copper 5 Which is the lowest rank of the game and he's on console. So if you guys are on PC, you're gonna have double his frames

It's not as bad as you think. See I am just a girl

How much do I know you guys have a chance of winning don't give up like you guys could win And Joe, I think I'm just gonna do Oregon for maximum simplicity

That's awesome. Yeah, I'm happy with that For every map or just this game, I think we'll just do Oregon every map I think cuz that's saying it's awesome

Well, listen, okay. Listen, listen We got this team so You're not in the game! Like you're the only one missing.

My assistant just said I can give you my account. It has all the characters. Should I take it?

He's gonna crash out. I would say no because any of the characters that you have now are probably the same characters that you're gonna play anyway. And he will lose his shit. I would say if we win this first game, yes. But this game it's just like, we'll just, cause you're going to have to sign out and sign back in. That's going to take another 20 minutes. Who does Monday Mike play?

Actually, I don't know if it's worth nerfing Mike when he has probably a slew of characters he knows how to play. Who does Jinj play? Yeah, who does Jinj play? Cause Jinj, we banning Jinj would probably give us the best edge.

Oh, my stomach is hurting so bad.

Anger settings?

Oh, I don't even know my settings.

Are we attacking first? Yeah, we're attacking.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck. All right, we're banning defenders. All right, yo, let's, let's go junkyard.

They said I only have Thermite.

Wait, is there no bands?

It doesn't look like it.

I don't think there's bands.

That's okay.

I kind of want bands.

Oh.

Are we voting Junkyard?

Yeah, that's where we're dropping, basically. It's where we're starting the round.

Okay, so I'm going to...

I have striker, Glaz, wait, what the fuck?

You're going Sledge. We have like 30 seconds to basically get reconnaissance and we're going to go in their building with a drone and you're going to use that information to try and find out...

Wait, is that letting me choose my player?

Yeah, because you'll be able to change it. You ran out of time. They auto-selected Sledge for you because you didn't do it in time.

Why is my heart beating so fast?

Why is your heart beating fast?

I'm so nervous. I don't know. There's so much riding on this.

What is riding on this?

Why the fuck is there music?

It's a loose route.

Why is there music going on?

It's my ego, my ego.

Oh, you got to mute the music.

Oh, oh, I didn't know you should do that.

Your drone's a little bit off.

Eh, it's not that big of a deal.

All right, so you're in a drone now, I don't want to go into their building and fuck bro. We have eight. Okay, they probably they're probably on second floor.

Oh, yeah, there's no time.

I would assume.

Oh God.

He also dropped.

Your technology will prevail.

This is right back.

Whatever tech you like.

Okay, where cams are here. I'm gonna be on.

I got one.

Yeah, they're gonna be on second story. They're probably gonna be on my ping in like this building. If I had a gas.

Okay.

Yeah, they're gonna be in here.

I hear shit. Setting up a sequential breach. Oh yeah, they're over there. I think I got a shotgun. Yeah, they're in.

They're in here. They're in here. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. Oh, yeah, they're over there.

I think I got a shotgun.

Yeah, they're in here. They're in here. We have two minutes. All right, we're gonna have to make some plays. You guys can't just stand behind me the whole time. We need to split up a little bit.

You want to run in the house?

I'll run in the house.

Don't run in that. They're waiting at that door for you to jump in.

Okay.

Like they probably have traps set up and they're literally-

Should we go down and around?

I mean, whatever you think is probably the best play. I'm just trying to peek right now.

My headset died. My God, my headset died. Rosie! My God, my God, my God, my God, my god, my god, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way. My god, my god, my god, no.

I'm drowning.

Hello? My god, I can hear, I can hear.

No, no, no.

All right, one's on.

One's on point right now.

One's on me right now.

Throwing flashbang! I'm calling one of them.

I'm in.

Should I try to push this window?

I don't know who that is but somebody's on.

Guys I'm in the other room.

Sit at my I. Sit at your right. Got one.

One by left.

Another down.

I'm dead I'm dead.

Left left left left. Get him. So they see you right now one

Another down

Good shit

Good breaching character like thermite would be probably pretty good. Like, who do you- like, do you want to just like frag people? Like, you want to just shoot?

Yes.

Uh, chat, who has like a really good gun on attack? Because that's what you should be probably going for.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

This round, yeah. Well, because you'll be able to switch after. Yeah.

They're saying Thermite has a good gun, Ash has a good gun.

Oh, I'm going to get my charge.

But I need a breach. We're going to try and go up there this time. They're probably going to be planning for a spot.

Five seconds to go.

We have some thought. You must locate and defuse a bomb? Yeah, they're upstairs.

Nobody was in the kitchen.

I'm not going.

Loading new mag.

We can go through kitchen if you guys want. Nobody was there.

I have no idea where the fuck kitchen is.

You say you don't know where kitchen is at?

Is that right here?

We could go in different ways, okay, so I go from the bottom Somebody One dead oh my god, fuck my shit level 246 my ass somebody else is right there still

Still peeking. All right. I'm gonna go downstairs. You guys told that just don't fucking One lap nice. All right, now we can take our time.

You wanna push in, Silky, or no?

Yeah, push in, I got your left, I got your left.

I think he's to my left.

The electricity thing, I didn't see it, I'm an idiot. Wait, I can call him, I can call him.

Yeah, call him. I called him, I called him. Yeah. I'm an idiot. Wait, I can call him. I can call him. Yeah, call him.

I called him. I called him.

Yeah, he's right here. On Feng.

Okay, you want me to come down?

All right, he's on Feng at me. All right, he's on me.

I'm with you.

He is on Feng. We can go plant. Somebody go plant. Oh he's dead. Nevermind.

I got him. I got him. Nice. I'm good.

Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Guys. Guys. Guys. Why are we doing okay?

Yo wait. How do I

take the spikes out? I was just sitting there

getting hit.

Joe, Joe, you did so good right there.

Thank you. What do you mean take the spikes out?

Those spikes that me and Seneca never.

Yeah, they laid them down.

Oh, like they laid a trap. Yeah, you have to melee it with V if it's like barbed wire. Or was it barbed wire on the ground or were you like? Yeah, you have to be you have to have V you may like Yeah, you could you could but they're probably if they hear you nothing yet. They're probably just gonna swing you

Okay, my hands are shaking. I'm so excited

Yo, is it like any tech like cannot can I spam crouch like up and down like for like you usually want to see and

Then you QE because they're gonna be aiming for your head when you hit Q and E You lean so you want to lean around the corner. So you're not They're probably gonna be aiming for your chest region, but if you're if you're not like just directly up and down it's still gonna be My cam I'm gonna so I a can for a minute here. OK, I'm going to try and scan them. You guys can start pushing.

I think they're probably going to be upstairs again.

They just boarded. One's right there. I just pinged them. That red ping is where he is right now.

Should we try to go up?

Yeah, they think we're- I- They're probably gonna know that we're gonna bust this. I'm gonna open it up though.

Oh yeah, they- Okay. I did that. Yeah, they have this wall open. Got one.

Oh my god. Alright,

I'm going to breach that wall and I'm going to run in. I don't think they're going to hold here but they might. They did last round. Are you able to do? Oh yes. Hold on. Give me

2 seconds. So, sorry sorry all right I'm doing it now awesome oh there's one where hold on he's literally right behind this wall let's reach it he's down oh he's

downstairs I just fucking flash myself I'm terrible he's downstairs. I just fucking flash myself. I'm terrible. He's downstairs

One of their phones being downstairs, I think I

Hear one here

Throwing flashbang

Bro, the fucking flashes in this game suck

Did they flank or I hear one I hear when they're in bedroom I'm going to plant.

Are they flank or not? I hear

one. I hear one. They're in

bedroom. He's in there. I saw his feet. idiot. Good ****

Alright. Yeah, they're right

there. I'm going to plant. Just

hold on. I'm planning. He's literally right here. Okay.

Good shit.

Nice.

Nice.

Sorry, I had to reload. That's perfect. Nice. Good shit, Silky. Oh my God, guys.

Good shit, team. They was killing us out.

They was killing us out!

My hands are shaking.

We got this.

Guys, I think I like R6.

R1 is my ability? Wait, what's my ability, chat?

Is it always like this? Cause this is fun.

No, most of the time, we would be the other team. God, I love Oregon. I think this is the only map that you need in rainbow dude are we putting up the same wall I'm on cams I'm gonna try and hang them while you guys one's literally on ping right there okay fine They're both hard reinforcing. I'm trying to see if he's dumb enough to come up to the thing,

but he's not coming up.

Should I break it? I'm going on cans. One's on ping.

There's one there and one here. Should I break the wall?

If they're not near you, yeah.

I don't know.

Well, I just pinged two of them. Should I break the wall? If they're not near you, yeah.

I don't know.

Well, I just pinged two of them. One dead. Mike's dead.

That's our best fire. Best player. Nobody downstairs. Selma activated. Loading my. All right, I'm dropping in.

I can do the thermite thing. I'm going to call them.

I'm calling them. Oh, shit, there's a trap there. I can do the thermite thing. I'm gonna call them. I'm calling them. Oh shit. There's a trap there. I can't

Can I break this

They gotta be holding back I don't know where he is. I'm planning. Can I go through this show?

Got your bedroom. Got one.

Geez.

Wow.

That was four zero. I don't know why we were so nervous. They were terrible. They were terrible.

Guys, that was good. Sorry. I only got one kill.

I'm glad we did it.

Doesn't matter.

It was beautiful.

We won.

Good job guys. Hey, 4-0.

We got 4-0.

Can we go trash talk them after?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's trash talk them right now.

What the fuck?

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, it's maximum number of people. What the fuck?

No. Oh, dude. You can't do that. Should I just type your trash in the general? Yo, Jigzzy's old chat is saying unfair, you gotta redo.

And we have to defend?

Are you serious?

You wouldn't-

Because they couldn't attack. It was supposed to swap at like three. So we were supposed to defend, but we just attacked four rounds and then beat them. Okay, but they should have played better because

they wouldn't be saying it.

I think Jiggs is arguing that they got three zeroed. So it's like it doesn't even it doesn't matter. They they're gonna lose either way.

Jackie, where were you?

You had a kill.

You're giving no call.

I'm so

Michael. He died every round and then you said the same thing. Damn, that Joe Barty's done it again, you little fucker. Thank you.

Wow.

So that's actually probably the nicest thing that you've ever said to me before. Thank you.

I actually, I actually do that.

You are, you are.

Man, you're awesome.

Man, I love you. I'm trying to sport peak him at it got me again, dude

Alright alright next time we do

Playing with a level four and Silky who's playing on his friend's account. They got docked.

What?

They just did bad.

Let me go check on game two now.

Let me go check on it.

Great work, guys.

Yo!

Yes, bro. More than ready, bro. Marlon, Marlon.

Marlon, wait, 25 minutes.

How's it going, guys? I can't believe that they were trying to say we had to redo that. Quick.

Yeah.

Who on the bracket would we play next? I don't know where the bracket is.

Um, I don't know where it is either.

I wait, hold up. It's probably in Jen, but I'll resend it in Jen right now. We play the winner of Ron, Lacey and marlin and arki yugi and jason chat about a fucking door dash food bro what should i get i'm so hungry and i know we're gonna be waiting hours for these fucking rounds to rip because we have to watch three more games until we play our next one red meat okay dick yeah i might eat an animal right now What wait?

No you do weed I

Dude, I get high every day then no way

Yeah

Like all almost not almost too much. I would say but hey, oh, so you you can like function Yeah, like when I was in the rocket League tournament with how are you? I was I but I don't know. I think I need to get food in my stomach first I haven't eaten in like nine hours. Hey guys, what's up? Yeah, what's up guys? Put your cameras on Did you watch our first great game? Yeah, dude. That was crazy, bro

No, they won. They won good shit guys

We're next. I said I was the star of the team. We're next.

I got, I won't kill at least I didn't go zero.

Wait, so Joe, wait, so how high do you get, Joe?

How high do I normally get?

Yeah, like I didn't expect you to be, like cuz I watched like a philosophy clip, like of you and the DAP and I didn't expect you to be the one to get high like that's fire, bro

Yeah, but I don't I eat edibles my eyes like I mean You got really ecstatic when I mentioned

Would you do anything else besides weed or no I do smoke I

I mean I did I used to createom for a bit, which was a little.

What the fuck?

I got a homeboy.

I got a, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, don't touch him.

I got a homeboy. I got my boy Justin T. Gray used to do Kratom, bro.

I got a homeboy that used to do that shit. It's like a horse tranquilizer. Is it like shrooms? It's like something that people get on to get off of drugs.

The only other two things I've done is Kratom and shrooms. But like-

How many grams of shrooms did you do?

The most or like a casual?

Yeah, the most, the most.

Like probably only like 2.5 or three, but it was like, I've taken Enigma mushrooms, Penis Envy.

What? I'm sorry, you're thinking what? Penis Envy, I know about that one.

That's the most potent one.

Penis Envy is like the strongest. That was bad. I haven't taken mushrooms since I took Penis Envy. That shit was like.

Wait, you took Penis?

There's a mushroom called Penis Envy?

Yeah.

Are you guys immature?

Are you serious? I mean, what is that? It's the name of the mushroom. He's a geek.

You took, you was geeking off penis in being.

Yeah, and I was watching a nature documentary about salmon and I started speaking, dude. All right, let's go.

Let's go in order.

All right, so, so what drugs have you done?

Why you skip a cinema?

No, I'm gonna ask next.

You can ask me, I'm gonna ask Sienna next. You can ask me, I don't give a fuck. Alright, Sienna, what have you done? No, Suki, Suki, let's, no, hold on, no, no, no, let's not divert, Suki, what the fuck have you done? Don't, don't try to do that slick shit.

I'm not gonna lie, I think, I think I might have added a new drug to my bag as of yesterday. I'm gonna go watch the game. I'll be back. I'm gonna join you in a bit.

I'm gonna join you.

We slatted for you, Joe.

You next, Night Starry.

Rakai, Rakai.

Jesus Christ, bro. I feel like, I feel, wait, is Rakai in the tourney now? Is he playing? Alright, it's 0-0, perfect time. Perfect time to fucking join. What is Marlon doing? He's Still outside the building a minute have drones or no yeah, I'm droning in I'm in their site ones on B

So Marlon attacking and he's outside still dude. What have they been doing for a minute and a half?

What the fuck how do they know this

Wait, who are they playing Oh Yugi Arki and Okay Oh my god! Okay, do you have any drones or no?

Marlon!

I wanna help so bad.

Where's your lion ability?

I don't know how to do that. Fuck it, I'm going. I'm going, fuck, I'm going.

Bro, they just know strats! There's 10 seconds.

Bro, I don't even know like...

I don't know either, bro. They just know strats, but it's fine. We can't it's fine bro mark. They know strats Marlon. Just got in the garage, bruh What are we doing? Does he know how to play the game? They're not playing like actual gunplay, bro

You don't want to come play gun yo you fucking pussies. I'll go Come trap. I don't know You're good you're good. You're just what a great start great start. They're really strong over there. Let's ban I'm more like attacking you stood outside for three minutes.

What are we doing? You got it. He's playing lion and he's not lying. He's not entering literally, literally break the break the fucking window. Lion stand jump in. Oh, they're switching now.

So yeah, the fur are for yeah, this is how it should have been set up I was confused I was like oh I guess we're doing like unranked play where it's like 3-3 and then we just attacked four fucking times So is it gonna switch every round now? Oh Oh He's gonna get shot in the back of the head why is he staring at the ground?

Is that here or no? Oh my god Oh, wow, this is a really bad team I thought Ron Ron's good bro Ron hosted an r6 turn to me I'm waiting for next round we pass first Oh, he's gonna go peek that window

Oh my god

They're on stair no, they're outside. Yeah, they're outside

Come on, they're right on the side of the wall. Come on pussy. Come on. Come on pussy. He might actually push that

I don't see no draw my call. I said they can't get there past that reinforce my shit

Come on get in there. Okay. I want you right here

Why is he aiming at the fucking wall?

To help me destroy the drone though. They're just they know I'm here. I can't move so don't go look for it What's the word what's calling this?

What is he aiming at what are we aiming at? My god, he just moved. Oh my god. He just moved. It's over. They're hard breaching. They're hard breaching They're hard breaching. It was right. They're gonna shoot him in the head. There are breaching. You're right They're staring at you through the window Marlon. What are we fucking doing? Holy shit? This is the worst game play I've ever seen in my life Throw it is left Joseph you little twerp. Holy fuck yo, what's up?

What did you do picking on a 15 to 57 year old? I didn't pick on him good as I thought we were gonna get rolled in first. Yo, Jen's Jen's

I thought we were gonna get rolled by you guys. Yo, literally your team on paper was better than mine You're a higher level than me. You're a higher than level. You're a higher level than me Still getting in for 12 months. He has never played the game and Sina is level 6 Deji is higher level than both of my players Mundane Mike had the game sense of a newborn infant He was running at me bro, why were you guys not holding in bedroom?

You were all just standing where I was hard breaching and nobody was peeking. Like what? Nobody knows what they're doing, mate.

So you see the corner.

He's 57, halfway through it, he says,

I think I've got a lot of access in the end.

He's level 260.

He's level 260, bro. He has like 400 hours in the game.

Yeah, that doesn't mean you're fucking good at something. If I write a word document with 5,000 words, does it make me a fucking author, does it?

I mean, it depends on what you're writing about.

No, it doesn't. He is fucking terrible. And let me tell you something, I'm also shit, and Deji, bless him, he was the only one who got a kill,

and that fucking says something.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha.

Well, I felt bad that it didn't, I thought we were going to switch every round and then we just attacked every round. This is what, but attacking is easier. No, attacking is harder. So this is the thing, it's actually easier for players like us.

So if we would have attacked, we would have easily won.

You think you would have won?

Yeah, a hundred percent.

But really.

That's the beauty of it in it really sometimes you win sometimes you lose Yeah, but I I mean I can't sit there and think that you would have won the game based off how I saw that you guys were playing

I'm not expecting you to think that Joe. I'm expecting you to understand that

I mean the one kill your the one kill that your team had was from the lowest level player

Exactly, and that says a lot about our team, doesn't it? Wait, wait, Joe, who would you say was the best on our team? But we lasted 30 seconds every round. I killed

Mike in the first 20 seconds that in the first five seconds I entered the building. I killed Mike every time. Uh, and normally it's like, I should be pushing slow. He was pushing me like I was defending from outside. We heard we heard the same thing every four rounds in 10 seconds.

That Joe Bart is got me again, the little fucker.

Whoever, who was holding by,

somebody was holding in that room by the couch, by the bomb. That was like the only time I saw, I don't know who it was, but I killed bomb that was like the only time I saw so I don't know who it was but I killed them that was the only time I saw somebody like actually in a good spot

yeah that would have been me no that was me what the one when you shot my foot right

yeah no when I shot your foot you weren't in a okay when I shot your foot you weren't in a bad spot but like you I don't know why it was a shit spot for someone of our level.

He shouldn't have been there.

Should he really go? No, he could have been there without, he had like the wall boarded up and so I could see his feet, but he couldn't see me. So it's like, that's the, you want to hold an angle to where like, they have to push you.

But instead, like I just shot you in the feet and you died. Why, I mean, did that game go how you expected it to? Because I assumed that we were going to get 4-0'd.

No, no, I knew straight away when I found out I'm playing with Jinx's fucking dad that I knew we'd lose. Well, okay. And then he has the audacity in the call before we go in there. He goes, my dad's one of the best players in the tournament. Is he now? Is he now? Well, who's he fucking playing in tournaments with?

The fucking blind? Stevie fucking Wunder on the right wing, is he?

But, uh, no, I... Well, the reason I thought I was gonna lose is because I knew Mike was a high level. And he was like, Oh, he's copper So then that kind of made me feel better cuz I was like, oh, he's level 250 and he's still the worst rank in the game but um, I I had to teach like

Silky how to even like play the game like he didn't know

At least silky not to use fucking discord We were teaching my car to fucking mute his mic and fucking unmute it.

No, did he not know how to do that?

No.

Oh wow.

Yeah, so you thought it was bad at siege. Fuck it up.

Well, I mean, you did not have the worst player in the tournament because if you're watching Marlin's POV right now, it is...

Is it bad?

Oh, it's really bad. Like worse than... Marlon's aiming at the floor, he's just holding random buttons. I think he just killed his teammate. They're 0-3 right now.

So I don't think it was just your team that was maybe a little bit unbalanced.

Yeah, but I think it should have been Lazy, Ron and Marlon versus us three.

That would have been a fair game.

Exactly.

I think we can sort that sometime, I reckon.

What, run it back?

Yeah, 100%.

Well, I never knew that Marlon is this bad at every video game he's ever touched. Like, I haven't seen him be good at any video game, which is I've never seen him be good at any video. Actually, it's true.

Fair FIFA. He's not the worst, but he's definitely not the best either.

Well, like how bad did you beat him?

He was four nil up and I beat him six four.

Oh, wow.

But did you give him those four goals or did he get him?

No, no, he actually did get them legit.

I feel like that's just, I mean, there's people that are only good at like sports games though. Like I know people that are only good at like 2K and Madden and FIFA.

I'm the same to be fair, I'm the same. I'm good at 2K.

But you're not bad, like even in Rocket League, you're like plat skill level, like you know what you're doing. Like that's true. The average for I'm more so talking about people that would literally be like Marlon's like Marlon is playing worse than a copper would in rainbow. I don't know. Like I'm just going Marlon's POV.

It's actually like, it's a fever dream. He's aiming at his teammate right now. And now they're just staring outside. Like they're just going outside like they're just gonna get peak killed. What are they doing? Jason's team got DQ'd

Oh, well, I'm not sure. Wait, what why why?

I know why Marlon was probably fucking oh wait. No Jason went with

Wait, I understand but DQ is like that's just like damn, bro

So yeah, crazy with your guys's experience and levels The only way this would even be remotely fair Is if you guys played on PC, but on controller, that's it. Oh

Are they getting DQ'd because they're too good?

We didn't even know we were good. Like if I'm being completely honest, we have it

I know literally the last time I like played fucking rank was 2014 like bro, let me tell you guys how the vibe of it like let me just give you guys some background here Koffin downloaded siege three days ago Sina downloaded siege three days ago Marlon downloaded siege five minutes ago Silky downloaded siege ten minutes ago. Are you noticing a pattern bro? Hundred and you don't say anything to me. That's a problem. I Understand it. Oh, but then you have somebody like People that are new to the game. Yes or no. I didn't know I didn't know that

I read down the game yesterday and I'm not level 200 and I played yeah And that you play a game 10 years ago and then someone actually hop on I don't think yeah And that's cuz we're using our og accounts like bro

We can easily hop on like a random ass account, but like that's what I'm saying GC

I'm not gonna like I'm just beating into a wall here. I mean should we just EQ them like

Wait so their whole team's level 200 Like what is the so the reason is that they're too good because they were saying that they weren't good originally and then their whole team was what, like level 220 high rank when they used to play except Jason?

Uh, I, I...

We doing a controller shot or are we leaving? Yeah, I don't have controllers.

I have one controller. And then we gotta borrow.

I did not know they're all LAN

The admin Darth high vice so here's what's gonna happen

You guys are not disqualified, but you guys have to play the rest of the controller or rest of the tournament on controller All right. Okay. Wait, wait, even me. Yep, even you

Wait, what wait why everybody?

Because you guys are too strong of a team, as we just saw clearly. Yeah, who is Squishy with? I know Squishy's a high rank too. It's Squishy, Zoink, and Riley against Agent Phantom and Rekai.

You guys probably still will win with this, Mike.

You guys probably still will win, but it'll be more fair.

Yeah, we gotta find a controller so we can't play right now. So we gotta get a controller real quick

Controller in the house

If you give us time to find one

Alright Jason you can stay on mouse cuz you're the newest all right to the game. I'll get back I'll give it you guys a controller you guys ready?

Yeah, yeah, you have to replay first round?

We're replaying the whole game. Are you deadass? Do I gotta say it in Spanish? Yeah!

You guys are too strong of a team to be on triple mouse. You guys are level 200, bro.

I'm gonna go tell them.

Bro, we should have just done, like, I love when he sets these tourneys up but it's so hard to balance teams that it's like what you have to do is just get a pool of players make five guys captain and then just tell them to pick or draft teams it's like i don't want to say that we should have done draft from the start but it's like because then you can only blame yourself if your team sucks you know what I mean? Like literally get everybody's, get everybody's name, put them on a list, get the top six skilled guys and then have them look at the, the list of players and their levels. And they just draft.

You do a snake draft and you go first to last and it's just your team's your team, you know? And at that point it's like, say this team was drafted. It would just be like oh tough shit Instead of having to redo it cuz then it falls on Jinx II when it's not really his fault It's just like this is just a shitty Circumstance that we're gonna rematch the game But Yugi and Arky are gonna be on controller JC's gonna remain on mouse cuz Jason is their newest worst player

But I think this should make it a little bit fairer and yeah, we'll see what happens.

Oh, come on.

Everybody's kicked the shot.

If they do you think they'd win on controller? I feel like rainbows a game where like picking up a controller, knowing the game on KBM is so hard just because there's so many key binds. Like the key binds are so different that like the aim may be the same But I feel like I wouldn't be like if you put me obviously I'm not as good as Yugi and Arki just because I'm only Like level 40, but if you put me on Like that that high level of a skill like I would not be able to I wouldn't be able to do it

I love watching Marlon play Cuz he's not good. So what exactly am I looking for? Will I know when I see it? Are they defending?

Oh, nice little dungeon. Wonder what they're doing down here.

Boys, do we have an ace on our team?

Why is he aiming like that?

I need you to ace this boys.

What are they doing?

I need you to ace this boys. I see what are they doing?

Bro, how are people?

How I think you could have an AI would

Share the fucking boat

They're attacking what the fuck is Marlon doing in the basement? They gotta tell, bro, they just gotta tell him to swing peek and he just be like a meat shield. Bro, they really need to just have, I mean, they're doing the right thing. Just keep Marlon on line and just be like Marlon, line scan, Marlon, line scan, Marlon, line scan. Just literally get off an ability.

Jason's pissed. I mean dude valid, I would be annoyed if I won and then he told me that we had to fucking run it back.

Q DQ DQ.

This is a robbery boys, a robbery.

So if you're watching this video in YouTube, you might be wondering why they're saying DQ robbery. I already explained their level 200 and 150 I didn't know that which is my fault as an admin So I didn't DQ them. I just gave him a rematch, but I slightly nerfed their team I just have them play on controller again. Marlon was wandering around the map for like What I'm trying to do is I'm trying to make this where the games are as close as possible.

Is this just a watch party now? No, we're still in the tournament, bro, but we're just waiting to play, man. Literally taking forever. This is the second game that they had to run back. We still need two more games and after this one and then we play. I mean, there's this match, next match, then then ours and then it'll be semifinals finals.

Well, I thought they said he was already in the semifinals. Nah, we're in semifinal. Oh wait. No. This is the semifinals. Never mind. Right. Oh wait. They're playing right now. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Well, they are somebody's playing right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, they are. Somebody's playing right now. I think it's Lowe's, XQC, Ray, and then Bruce Cuffin Maiden.

So we are in the semi and then the next one's finals.

Right?

Yeah.

No.

So, so the next one that we plan is going to be the semiifinals than finals. You're right. Yeah. So after this, there's only it would be it's these next two games. Then there's two more games finale and we're one of them.

Exactly.

Like if we after these next two, we would play one. And if we win, we watch one then play one. There were next game, by the way, they're running the honey can a lot. They're running this game and then we play.

Oh God, dude chat, who should I ban each round? Like I don't know who Ron and them play.

Where you going? Where you going? No vote, no vote or... Who do Ron and Lacey play? Mute, Ash, Lion, Ace. Yeah, I probably would ban Ace. I mean it also depends what map we're on Okay, you put the shotgun out again, I don't know what to say I'm pink

Okay, it's fine it's fine I'm going to go back up.

I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to

go shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going

to go shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to go shoot.

I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to go

shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going to go shoot. I'm going Where's my teammate? My teammate, he's hard peeking a corner. What? Marlon vs Rekai in a 1v1, that would be cinema.

I don't see B, I don't see B. I think they're just at A.

I heard noises.

Nothing, nothing inside, nothing inside. I'm gonna look right first, hold on. Did you just shoot? Was that when you guys are shot or no? Okay, I'm planting. Yeah, yeah, I'm planting. I'm planting. I'm planting.

So he's planting?

His team is so locked in.

If Phantom clutches this, I'm gonna give this to the chat.

I couldn't ping in time.

Thousand give it to Phantom clutches this.

I think it was a potential breach.

No way. Is it one big in range?

Literally no way. Wait. That's one. Oh shit.

That's one.

I missed.

I thought I was throwing something else.

Now that's going to be an edge over.

Phantom can't win this.

What?

Okay. This is...

Oh, hey.

Yeah, Roddy. We can just chill here.

His room's closed, yes.

He has no time.

I can play this side.

I think it's right. I'll play the left side Go Phantom we can just play the right

Nice good shit

Geez dude, it's gonna be fucking good Has there been a game that's been like I think I feel like every games been 4-0 or 4-1 Has there been like a that's been like I feel like every game's been 4-0 or 4-1 Has there been like a 2-4, 3-4? Okay, it is one guy in that room there. He dragged it back. Don't know why I didn't bring it in Okay, he's shooting in. Oh, maybe that's a fake I just pinged it. I just pinged it in that room. I need to spectate Rekai. I'm sorry. It's too entertaining

We're going to I need to break this whole I need to break this whole **** man. I kind of want him to **** man. I kind of want him to get a team kill. It's going to

get a team kill. It's going to be really funny.

Get your back. I got windows

Get your back. I got windows open.

Let's go. You know, you have you said bitch. You're actually good. Why is he always just 80? My god of the stream freezes No way Wait a minute!

Agent vs. Rattly 1v1 Agent vs. Rattly 1v1 Agent vs. Rattly 1v1

Agent hops out Rattly's looking the wrong way

Is it over yes

Wow, I'm gonna run to the bathroom then we Wait, why? Who was on their team originally? It wasn't Rekai, right?

Wait, chat, Squishy? These streamers, I got a fake, never heard of them before. Squishy, Zoink, and Riley. Do they play this game?

Riley is a pro Clash of Clans player. Squishy is a pro rocket league player and zoink is a pro geometry dash player. So they're all off game pros.

Oh, so they basically have game senses, which is Anna.

Yeah, I mean, I don't I think they're good. Like I've never seen them be bad at a video game as well. But because I think they have a clash Royale. What did I say? Not Clash of Clans, my bad. Wrong supercell game. But no, I think they were, I mean, they were good at Rocket League too when they played, but.

They said they were Diamond, they said they were Diamond 3.

Zoink, I mean, Zoink's skill wouldn't transfer over in Geometry Dash. Like, but I just, he's probably just a gamer all around. Joe hit his edible.

You guys are done for.

I did eat an edible. I'm sorry.

Oh my gosh.

But dude, there's like a 45 minute timer on that. Like it won't even hit until like, if we win this game it won't even hit until mid finale. And don't you have to leave in like 40 minutes?

Yes.

Do you still play our rivals? I love Marvel rivals. That is like you do you play off stream though? Like yeah

Really oh you don't play our stream. That's a little

Well just cuz I do so much variety shit like I still play Marvel Marvel I was just like an end stream game for me where it's like, all right Some rivals I still play Marvel. Marvel is like an end stream game for me where it's like, all right, we got the content in for the day. Now I'm just gonna rip some rivals.

Wait, wait, what's your rank right now?

Right now I think I'm high diamond two, low diamond one. But IP, it's like GM, I just don't play enough. Like I gotta get more games in.

Oh shit.

I'm guessing you're like Celestial Right now I be playing like on a lot of like all two counts just boosting my friends and shit I'm playing with like my load like my low ring friends, but like I peaked eternity Yeah, but I know I will I will admit I was playing with nice niggas I was playing with yeah

But it's still even in season three like when somebody when somebody's peak rank was season one That's not as impressive just because like it's just literally just game time Like if you're able to win it like in the early Marvel Rivals era like you could reach like the highest ranks in the game with like a 40% win rate like Now now to climb you could still you could still climb with a 50-50 But like ideally you have like a 50 54 or 55 percent win rate something like that. Yeah, just like climbing

Yeah, I ain't a lot like now is it'll be so hard to

main I

Mean right now, you know ever since that tournament that we played in that's when I started playing Spidey

I never played like I was never playing Spidey, I never played, like I was never playing Spidey before that. I will never play Spider-Man. That's just like a different play style that I can't, I can't like do, I guess.

You know what's so crazy? Is, is I used to say the same thing until I started like trying to learn it. And started like, bro, I had to really understand that you really had to take losses and understand that you will go negative until you get nice. And then that's when I started getting nice. And now I'm just like-

Playing against an annoying Spider-Man is the worst time ever. Like, especially as a tank, when I get just like pulled off the map constantly, like that's horrible.

Yeah, nah, I'm not gonna lie. If you're playing Mag on certain maps, I'm pulling you off the map.

I'm not gonna lie. Like a group is so easy. I think if you like if you if you've Thor or like an hour somebody with a dash you could usually recover but Yeah With Arki and Yugi right now. Oh wait. Oh, she must not be in Texas done Tell her it's time to play

For Rosie, please tell sinner that it's time to go

Twitter I mean, but nothing could be worse than the way you guys all fucking lost in that tournament you piece of shit

But she got like nine people in her room right now.

So how's it going man you said you gotta go in 30 minutes? Yes.

Where do you gotta go?

So the person that is allowing me to like use their setup they're all leaving the house so they can just like leave me inside the house if I'm saying like yeah.

So 30 minutes so if we run this game run the next game and then run the last game.

Yes.

All best of one.

Maybe you have to stay an hour. I mean, Max, is that cool?

Dude?

Our, our.

No, it's just not my house. I can't, I can't just tell them, you know, gang, I had to stay.

Run this game. y'all win Joe I will get y'all's up all right if y'all okay guys I'm not gonna lie I may be compromised I have Jason Yugi and Arki behind me see this is why this is why I ate an edible they they don't give flowers for Wow, that's very wholesome and very sweet. JC, did you get Santa flowers or?

Yeah, JC, what did you?

What did you do?

Did you get me anything for Women's Day?

I forgot actually. I was going to do that.

You know,

Give her 100.

Or you're canceled.

It was in my schedule and I really did forget.

Wow.

JC, I can send you my information so you can just send flowers to all the girls in the house.

Oh, yeah, you know what?

Yeah, dude, I'm sorry. I'll do it momentarily.

Jixie, what's your favorite type of flower?

Dandelion, dandelion.

Really?

What the fuck?

Wait, say that again, say that again.

Dandelion, dandelion. Dan's a ride. Yeah Silky get in the lobby. Oh wait. I'll join

Darth high-vis needs to advise it by me

When I was much give me a second that says you already have an invite wait, I know weed

I didn't know that line is weed my favorite flower. Thank you for asking, Jinxie. It is potentially a lily, maybe also a tulip of sorts.

Dude, very nice.

My, well, yeah, yeah, no, no.

I love lilies.

Lilies is very nice.

Lilies is very nice.

Joe, am I ever gonna meet you, bro? Like, when am I gonna meet you, Joe?

I don't know. I'm down to meet you man. Joe, when am I gonna meet Joe?

Chat, I wanna meet Joe.

Guys, does anyone wanna meet me?

Oh yeah, that's fine.

I'll just kill myself.

Me and Jinxie are gonna do Ketamine together on stream. Everybody get ready for it. Chat, what if me and Joe did a stream where we actually got geeked like that would be cinema right but Jinx you don't get geeked oh I don't get paranoid I would get geeked with Joe I would get geeked with Joe chat is that not a great idea Joe can we do this 2026 bro I'll go to you man for sure so fun oh my god Joe that would be so fun. Okay. All right, let me not waste any more time, but Joe I'll text you

Okay, guys ready to start ready to start ready to start I'm ready I'm ready So now we're ready oh My gosh, okay. So the plan is if they beat us we ban whoever did best that round for the next round, okay?

Okay.

Just play who you think you need to play. I don't know, chat, who should we ban first? Who do they play? Are we starting on attack? We're banning, so don't click somebody. Ban Ace.

I thought we were supposed to play Ron, Lacey, and Marlon, no?

Yeah, that's what we're playing.

Are we playing them or not?

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

Oh, so we can ban.

Yeah, we're gonna ban, I'm gonna ban Ace for, okay, I'm gonna ban Ace first round, they ban Legion, cause I play Legion, they're a bunch of losers, that's okay. We don't need it. We'll start on Armory. I'm going to go Rook. You could go Capcan.

OK.

And then Silky, whoever you're confident playing.

I don't know these characters. I only know I got Century, Smoke and Mute.

God, I could go Doc now.

I got Doc too.

Who's Doc?

Doc heals. Uh, and he has like barbed wire he places down.

Fuck, I didn't get to choose, fuck.

They're saying use Mute. I don't even know what fucking map we're playing, so this is gonna be news to me.

Mute is the easiest for you? I bet.

Yeah, you, oh, no, you can't swap to Mute because we're on defense. is I'm on my ping.

I'm secure.

fortification complete. Alright, I hear them. I'm going to push it. They're on my wall. Uh huh. located a bomb. You know what Oh Shit I'm on cans on ping he's marked red

you see one of them on the side of the- One team again walking up, marked red. I don't see anybody. You guys are facing the wrong way against that guy. I don't know where he went.

God. They're calling my phone, GG.

They're hopping through phone. GG.

What? I hop into something. I just see him hop to something. **** On ping again. **** I think this is uh I think I think this is Marlon. Oh my god.

Okay. He's he's

one friendly. To your left.

Coming around.

He's coming right to you, too.

Yeah, they're coming to the right now.

Hold.

That's good.

One more.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Good try, good try.

Fuck, I can only get one. I'm so sorry.

You don't need to insta when you get a kill like that. If you still have like 15 like 15 bullets like just hold the I'm so sorry. I'm so not bad almost a clutch almost a 1v3 not bad. Yeah, okay Wait no we're banning a defender now, let's ban cap can don't ban century hit a cap can hit cap can receive Rosie Rosie Rosie

Bro they are fucking so cringe. Oh my god. You just been a year sit. Yeah, I play

I actually don't know a good entrance here. You just start there. Maybe Valid or OK, West Vehicle exit.

OK, I play aggro, I know I play too aggressive there, dude, I just wanted to push him, I should have just fucking held, but I just got Doki beat. I thought he already knew where I was, so I was like, I'll just swing him.

Yeah, I'm going to play Doki right now and see.

Oh, I did kill two?

Yeah, no, you almost clotched.

Oh, fuck. Okay.

I shouldn't have reloaded. Fuck, I shouldn't have reloaded.

I feel so bad.

I'm so sorry.

Is Top 5 worse, for real?

You need to use your drone to locate the bomb.

Make sure to use your ability on the wall

to blow it open.

10 seconds before insertion.

Why are you upstairs?

I can't even get up there. I don't even know where to go- where the f*** the stairs are.

F***, TV.

I'm back on it.

Alright, they got a mute.

Yo, who's this flashes fuck What that just came from

You should have kept the old map we can't really that. It's kind of it's random, right?

Yeah, this is all random now. Are there scanning me by the by skin? Where the fuck is the camera?

I don't know.

They put it somewhere good, though.

No, it has to be on the map. Oh, it's a map. No, it has to

be on the map. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, they're breaking this

wall. They're breaking this

wall right here. One on me, one on me. Right to your, yeah, yeah, right in there.

I didn't catch him.

Okay, I'm gonna call them.

I'm calling them, I'm calling them.

I don't see him, Joe.

He's not in here.

I'm calling them right now. I'm calling them. I'm calling them. I don't see him Joe. He's not in here. I'm calling them right now

Who's left

There was one that hit this wall a Second ago, but I don't know if it's him

Where's the bomb? I got a plant.

Oh, Joe, you scared the f- I just threw a flash in there- or a thing in there.

That- that's- Is that walled off?

Yeah, it is. It has it has a peak, though.

He's not good. No, I for eliminate. Yeah.

Good shit.

Joe is nice.

Joe, you're so sexy and handsome.

Oh, my God.

Nice. Joe, you're so sexy, Joe.

Oh, my God.

Ace. Oh, my goodness.

Carry me, Joe. Holy fuck. That. Ace. Oh, my goodness. Carry me.

Joe, holy fuck. That was crazy.

Who are we banning?

Dokeby. OK. Because they played them. Are they banned your fan?

That's OK.

How am I not helping?

What the fuck?

I don't know what mute does, but I can try.

You just play signal jammers. You go mute.

Okay.

You basically play something that makes it so they can't use cams or certain abilities. Mute's good. You would literally just play some on the floor, like around where we are to kind of like area cover.

Uh-huh.

I'm not saying I should play Doc. I think it's good that you're on Doc. I would rather just go fucking Rook and just be a tank with an MP5.

I got a P90.

I don't know if that was that.

I'm worried because I think I have a shotgun. But the problem is, is I can't get close enough.

Wait, they said, oh, I should have went to MP5.

Fuck. Secure the bomb.

I can't change.

No. You know, come grab this.

I'm remaining.

Should I go put cams just down here? Pick up my thing.

Come on. Five seconds. I think

Yeah, you just want to place your mutes down You would shoot me with like your dad

It gives you like a burst of health, how do I put them on? It keeps saying...

They're to our left or our right.

Our one.

I don't need to heal them right now, do I?

They're coming in there. They're in.

Are they coming? I hear them. I'm going to go.

Are they are they coming? I I got one. I got one. I got They're camming. Yeah, I see. I'm going to move because they're literally right there. They're in. I can hear him moving over here. Yeah, he's outside.

A box is located by Op 4. Was that you? Oh, I got shot through the wall.

Fuck.

Okay, he's literally right behind that wall, Joe. Like where you are. He's behind that cabinet

It says I didn't even hit him. He's camping. Are you dead?

Is she dead?

You can do it. Oh **** ****

bro. You shouldn't you should

have peeked. You should have

leaned. I didn't. I didn't

want to peek because I'm like,

damn it. What's that? That's a guy that run in gonna have to run in there That's me, that's all right, okay, you know, how did I not kill Lacey there Like it says I even shoot him but by like I was actually just shooting through his body

All right keyboard and mouse.

Where do you wanna go? West vehicle again?

It's gonna be hard to learn.

Yeah, West vehicle's fine.

Okay, I'll go again.

Yeah, I'm gonna go Thermite.

All right

Guys we can do it. I believe in us striker. Yeah, I mean whatever you're confident in I like we just gotta

They're about to run shields, yeah, they're just going to fucking sit in a corner with like 200 health. Alt to slow walk and Q and E to lean.

Okay.

Fuck, they're a good ass team, bro.

You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

They're going to be upstairs again.

In person in five seconds. No, I can't make it, I'm trying.

I got my camera down there.

Make your way to its location and defuse it.

Is that a camera?

I don't know where the cameras are on here.

I mean, to be fair, I don't know where any of them are.

I see one. I don't know where the cameras are on here. I mean, to be fair, I don't know where any of them are. I see one.

I did like the lion scan. I'm kind of upset I didn't do that.

Are you able? Are you going in through there, Joe? Yeah. Do

you want me to use my phone to

ping him? No, not yet. Okay.

They barricaded. I don't even know what that is. More health. My bad.

I'm gonna drown.

Okay.

One on ping.

Bro, like why can I shoot through a fucking cotton couch?

Alright, we're gonna have to enter in some way. Like why can I shoot through a fucking cotton couch?

We're gonna have to enter in some way don't smoke smoke do you want me you don't want me to call them yet

For us I could smoke it for us Yes, there's one on ping over there, too.

Wait, where the smoke go? Oh, shit. I don't know.

One's on me right here. I don't know how I'm not hitting him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What? Where?

Behind, behind, behind.

Oh, my God. Behind behind behind Bro, why did it not reload? Where's last? He's behind this wall, isn't he? Oh, I can call I'm calling I'm calling

They got this whole fucking place walled off. We gotta go. We got 20 seconds.

15 seconds.

We gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go.

You gotta either kill him or plant.

10 seconds.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, he killed me. He's in the room that we died in so keep five seconds remaining What we got to do there is like I feel like you guys don't know where to go so you kind of like around me You need to just I know it's scary you have to go into another room by yourself because then we're in a situation where we have 10 seconds and Okay, so we go around and then yeah, so we I mean that's what we want to do

Anyways, we want to flank him because then we're just running down a funnel and he could just write same site bandline

I'm sorry, Joe. No, you're good. It's me. I'm talking to donut. It's me, bro. I'm holding the team back

No, no, no. I

Said it'd be a competition with Marlon for the biggest don't number. How's that? It might be it's me too. No, you're three and three

Should I get clash?

listen, I

Know I would say just go mute and then just like place around the mat okay like i like a rook mute doc i just think we have to hold sight better oh i don't know i don't know if we if we win this round i would if we win this round god you have to win we have to sweep the bomb they have to win one we have to win three I would if we win this round, I would, if we win this round, god, you have to win. We have

to sweep the bombs. They have

to win one. We have to win

three. 10 seconds left. How do

I put this on the doors? 5

seconds and counting. There

should be something that pops

up.

I'm a I'm a bot. I don't know how to. Okay, it's fine.

It's fine.

I'm going to go. The **** is talking to me.

I feel like, oh, that's you.

be advised. Oh, there's a... They drone through here. Yeah, they did. Oh, shit on me on me on me Three little block. I don't know. Oh, he's droning you look out. Yeah Do we hear anybody breathe Who just shot I is donate I got one

Fuck

Yo, yo, put him in there go put him in there go put them in there Oh Are they gonna try to pull around the other side do you think oh they're going around to the other door here Fuck I tried Joe. I got a few hits, but I couldn't kill him. I'm so sorry I

Yeah, I don't I just like they know the Yeah, I don't I just like they know the

Forfeit bro, you should have played against these weirdos. Oh fuck they did and they beat them