I Made This Guy Give Birth to Over 150 Kids in Paralives

Hey there, it's Josh.Welcome back to Let's Game It Out.We're checking out Paralives today.Just recently came out into early access.And boy, can I not wait to ruin some virtual lives.

Oh, and also this video is sponsored by World of Warships.But more on that imminently.For now, it's time for new game.First things first is we have to select our storyteller.Do we want fair and balanced gameplay?Or maybe a little more challenge?

Or maybe dog difficulty?Or we could make our own.Okay, let's see what kind of things we want to mess with.Trimester duration.Let's change that from 21 Hours so one minute and same with labor duration down from two hours also to one minute chance to get pregnant when attempting 100 % chance to have twins and triplets also a hundred percent.

Oh and before we move into the neighborhood We got to create our household and here we are in the character creator really appreciate the game giving me this, you know It's like a suggestion if I wanted to be unlovable, that's fine.We can work with this.We'll just change everything about him Anyway, let's go ahead and craft this guy more in our image just so we can see what we're doing Let's get rid of his facial hair and his eyebrows.In fact, why not just get rid of all his hair?Yes, there we go.Now that we've gotten rid of all your hair, let's build you back up.

Okay, so let's see.We could use these presets on the left, or we can go full surgical makeover on the right.Well, I think I know what we're doing, starting with the eyes.Now, let's see.How big can we make these eyes?It's really just so we can make this person look as terrified as possible.

But not just terrified, but also possibly alien in origin.Okay, yes, I feel really good about that.I especially like when he blinks and you can You can see his eyes behind his eyes.

Yes, good.Okay, I think we've done it.If you think his head is huge now, look at it proportionate to his body.Aw yeah, that's the good stuff.

And now we can put hair back on him.Let's see, maybe some facial hair.Ah yes, the facial hair really sells that.Now let's see, we gotta find the perfect hairdo for our alien doctor house.There you go.That's how you know he's seen V for Vendetta.

And he really liked it.

Now let's make sure to give him a bod that matches his personality.Body fat, set that to none.Muscles, set that to all.Shoulders, big.Waist, non -existent.A perfect man does exist.

Oh, and let's not forget to make him 6 '10".

And lastly, let's do something about these clothes.Whoa!You really got them shoulders, don't you?Anyway, I'm just gonna hit random until I see something I like.Yes, there we go for that classic Marty McFly look and in honor of his beautiful haircut His first name will be the Lord last name McDem shoulders and let's give him some final quirks and now normally under pregnancy He can get other people pregnant.But in our case, we're gonna click this one can get pregnant.

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I'll see you next time.Oh my goodness, there's so many places for sale.I think we're gonna park ourselves right here in the city center, and buy this beauty right here.Oh my god, he looks like a cartoon character next to everybody else.Are his eyes opened or closed?

Let's go with both!And wait, where are all those people going?Well, I think you just volunteered as the first person I'm talking to.You, Rose, have a conversation with me.Yes, I'm sure this is gonna go very well.Yep, it sure did, there she goes.

Getting as far away from you as she can.Well, it's just as good, we should check out our place.

And oh my goodness, it sure does look Nice, I mean just look at this place fit for a king the king with what the hell is down there Let's save that for the end of the tour for now Let's head over here into the kitchen and see what it looks like.So this is the kitchen This is where he does most of his thinking and blinking and then his mouth does whatever this is for now Anyway, where are we headed now my lord?Oh, I see.He just needed to get some fresh air You're going to your favorite lounging chair as you stare longingly through the bushes at your neighbors that are doing actually I'm not sure what they're doing.

I mean these two are obviously intimately gaming But this I'm not really sure what to make of.You know how it is when you like to relax under a bench?Metal going right through your brain.Oh my god, you too?Is this normal?Am I the one that's out of touch?

Well, I'm glad you've been creeping and watching this.

It turns out the whole neighborhood's crazy.You know what?I don't even think we need him to do the tour.We'll just do it ourselves.There's the kitchen.There's the eating place.

There's the world's saddest little TV.

Oh my god, look at the second floor though.Not one, but two bedrooms.And bathroom.And laundry!Oh, but that's not even the main attraction.If we go back to the main floor, It looks like we have a basement.

Let's check that out.Oh, yeahnow we're talking I didn't realize this place was gonna come with a murder basement.Well, this is just perfect Oh, you like it down here, too.

You like just staring in the corner thinking about all the opportunity Oh, or he just wants to play games and just think while you're sitting here in the basement playing games There's people laying down all over the place.Actually, wait a minute.

I'm seeing something real interesting a vending machine and it's broken Can I still get stuff from it?Well, I can't purchase as the item is actually broken, and I'm certainly not gonna repair it, but I will take a snack for free!After all, everybody knows food tastes better when it's free or stolen.Ah, yes, perfect.

Consume the food too close to her.Also, excellent way to eat.In through the nostrils.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can also pin it in this interaction so that right -clicking an object will act as a shortcut to perform the interaction Don't mind if I do.Okay, let's try this out right click.

Oh good What if I just keep right -clicking over and over and over again?I can tell you what it definitely does is queues up all of these actions all the way off the screen and beyond He's still going for him right now, even though his hunger is all the way full, but who doesn't want endless chips?Yes, get in there that you can't eat just one and the answer is yes if you leave him here to his own devices He will just keep eating from this thing and the vending machine does not appear to run out nor does he care about Stealing all this food where everyone can watch him do it.Meanwhile.He's been eating food all night.It's 5 a .

m Now he's starting to get kind of sleepy and other stuff may be a problem The Sun says I'm another day of only eating chips.Okay, his sleepy meters getting pretty low Surely he's gonna pass out or something any second now, right?

Oh Oh, I see.I guess he just diesOh, that's good.I'm glad he vaporized.We wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance of that machine.Okay, maybe this time we won't do that.

I love how even my save game just shows him shoveling chips.Okay, we're back and he's alive once more.Quickly into the house.We must get you to bed.Or he wants to shower.Okay, I'm willing to see this out.

Well, I sure hope you don't die while you're in there.God damn it.Take three, go to bed.Yes, slumber.Sleep the open -eyed sleep of kings.Nope, I couldn't stop him from showering.

Also, who showers like this?With the shower curtain open and everything?What do you think, someone's gonna shoot a video in here?I think you're doing this on purpose just because you know people can see in through the window.Anyway, let's get this show on the road.And by that, I mean, let's get this guy pregnant.

But first, we gotta meet some people, like this person.You there, Alita.Oh, I'm so sorry that this is happening to you.Luckily, they seem to be hitting it off quite well.Let me show you how conversations work in this game down here We've got the two people talking so you go over and you click on this thing and you have new options So the question is do we want to attempt instant friend?Introduction or introduce in a joyful manner or introduce in a flirty manner chance of success 36 % Well, obviously we're picking that one even in her little mugshot.

She doesn't look convinced by this.Am I successful?No acquaintances it is but don't worry that doesn't mean everything's lost.She is unfortunately still locked in conversation with us And that means romance is always possible.And also our storyteller lady pops up from time to time.

So if we want to steer things that way, we can select a bond by spending some happy moments together.Friend plus one.Or we could share an interesting date story.Yes, that was the right action.And so on and so forth.Ignore the lady trying to friend zone us.

Instead, pick these other options with less chance of succeeding.Watch as she gets freaked out and then continue the conversation anyway.And then before you know - Where the hell did she go?Ah, well.That's okay, we'll pick this up after a nice night's rest.Good night, sweet prince.

Ah, no.day, new us.First, let's select our guy and use our phone.Can we just call what's -her -face up again?Well, I was gonna try to just converse over the phone, but I guess if our only option is to invite over, I guess that's what we're doing.I'll be there soon.

Okay, sounds good, I'll just be here in the street in my underwear.Wait, there she is now, tailing that woman.Alita, wait, you're gonna miss my house.Okay, much better.Oh my god, you two are so awkward.Just go talk to her and stop embarrassing us both.

Hi, yeah, I hope I didn't interrupt anything important.Like the fact you look like you were actually at work.

Whatever, let us converse.Although it turns out she really does have a job.

And she really does need to go to work.Luckily, it turns out someone's hungry.Well, shall we?Hi there, uh, I would like, um...Wait, there she is.Play it cool.

Even though all of us are unperturbed by clipping through things.I'm sure she won't mind if I just pull up a chair, right?And they say romance.Is dead.Hi, so I would like to uh, oh, um, am I interrupting?Oh, I guess she's done.

Never mind.They're both done.Oh, well good more from a lord to stare at I guess Wait, my lord, where are you going?You're not upset, are you?As you ride that banister out of here.Oh, for the bathroom.

I get it.I cry on the toilet, too.Hi, it's me, I'm back, and I feel so much better, and, uh, what the hell?You weren't at the table I was talking to.And how did you give that guy your shirt?Wait, there she goes.

No, wait, wait, come back.We must have a conversation right here like this.Get them excited about my love life goals, 11%.I believe in us.Oh my god, we're in love.Yes, this day belongs to my lord.

And then before you know it, oh my goodness, there's something here.Plus one romantic interest.

I can finally ask to be in a relationship together.We've never hugged, held hands, or kissed, so I'm glad these lovebirds are finally together.And now we get new exciting options, like reminiscing about our first meeting.Ah, do you remember when we first met?It was like ten whole minutes ago.I might've been wearing more clothes, but who's to say, really?

And we do now get the romance option.So we can do some hugging and kissing.But why do that when we could propose?Ah, well, there we go.Alita and Milord are now engaged.Oh my God, this is just so romantic.

Right here in front of the vending machine.And they say love is dead.Now put that ring on her finger.Oh, or just get back to the conversation.That's good too.Wait, does that mean you live here now?

I guess that's a no.Anyway, the important part is we're closer to our personal goal, which is soon he'll be pregnant.Oh, but first we should have a bite to eat.After all, soon we'll be eating for two.That's how that works, right?

If you think you're gonna get pregnant, you should start pre -gaming chips now.Oh, what's this?Is it time already?Well, I'm ready.Let's do it.I mean, I don't know how it works.

Under romance, I only still have the two options.

I don't see make baby in me.Wait, I figured it out.I have to highlight both of them.And now when I click, now we can try for a baby.As a reminder, So not only can our guy get pregnant, but he has a 100 % chance of pregnancy and pregnancy is now very very very fast Also a hundred percent chance of twins and triplets.Are you guys done?

Wait, where is she?My god, did you eat her?Wait?No, I think she's there.I mean I can see her nose and mouth anyway.What the hell is this?

This is how you two cuddle.Anyway, how you doing?Are you pregnant now?Also your reflection isn't fooling anyone.Your alien DNA is showing but seeing how this was supposed to be instantaneous I don't think it took and I found no matter how many times I try, it never results in a child.We even tried some truly experimental ways of doing this.

Because it turns out your parafolk can open up any door.Oh lucky us.And then they can just help themselves right into somebody else's home.And how unfortunate for them that they have a bedroom.I am so sorry.I'm sure it's not gonna be that big of a deal, right?

But still no luck after all that.Wait, I just remembered I know what it is.

If you recall when we were making Malord McDemshoulders, that's when we selected the idea of

get pregnant.But I forgot that's the same deal for her.Can get pregnant.Well, you know how it is.Just like in Jurassic Park, life finds a way.Well, fingers crossed that this works.

And if it works, I'm sure we'll have some kind of indicator, right?Oh, looks like it worked.Three beautiful baby girls.

Oh my God, and it just dumps the babies on the ground.What the hell are you doing?Are you pretending to be pregnant?You're not fooling anyone.They're right there and now they have rattles.And look at our little menu thing.

We have three new members of the household.

Wait, can I just keep doing this?Oh God, I can.Well, here they go again.The hell with those babies, I guess.I'm sure these babies can just fend for themselves.Oh, we have three more.

How about that?I also like how after the moment, it tells me Malord is pregnant and then Malord gave birth.Well, I'm sure you can see where this is going, right?Yes, of course you can, because now we need to know how many babies can we have?I do also love that the only place the babies will appear is this little space right here.Malord's special birthing floor.

And then before you know it, this looks more like this.It's kind of hard to see how many babies are here since for whatever reason, they spawn in kind of the same place over and over again.But if we look at all of Malord's relationships, of any kind, we can see that he's had a boatload of kids.How many are there, you wonder?168 kids.And the only reason I really stopped is because the framerate's getting pretty bad.

And now comes the hard work of having to actually do something like raise these kids.Oh, yeah.She doesn't even live here, does she?I guess all these kids are my problem.Well, that's fine.Although I doubt his ability to take care of all these kids.

If for no other reason, I can't even click on all of them.They just go off the side of the screen.Wait, where the hell are you going?You can't just go out here and lounge.Well, I guess it's up to us.So first, let's highlight all of them.

And then I think if we click on the floor...Ah, yes, we can go here.Me and all my children.Quickly, do it!Okay, the game was solidly focused.for like five minutes.

And now here we are I wonder if we can get him out to the street.Let's try What the hell is this?After sitting at this screen for over 20 minutes, I kind of feel like it's frozen.Okay, I restarted the game.Let's try this again.Good to know she still just takes off.

But this time, let's just select one individual kid, and maybe that'll be enough to get it to move.Oh boy, here we go.As we watch a kid struggle to figure out how to go.

Quickly, while he's distracted, let's get out of here.You did so good, don't give up now.Let's get you down those stairs.What do you mean you can't get there?You can't just crawl down the stairs?Maybe we can get Mallord to do it.

Ignoring the chorus of screaming, and crying in the other room, and good god is it a lot.

Okay, there we go, he can bring them downstairs.And then go outside and gently place them in the street.There you go, are you comfortable?Where it gets sucked into the sidewalk, of course.Meanwhile, back inside.All my kids were sent to daycare because they were alone.

Father of the year right here.Wait, so if I head back to my house, when my guy goes back upstairs, are all these kids gonna reappear when he comes back inside?I guess we're about to find out.Oh, the answer is yes.And here I was worried that Child Protective Services would do something, but instead this is perfectly okay.Oh, you know what?

While Mallord is asleep, I had another idea for how we can get all the kids downstairs.What if we go into building mode, and then we select the floor, and then we just delete the whole thing?Well, there is indeed no floor now, from this floor to the next.Where did everybody go?Wait, found them!They respawned outside the house, and created one horrific super kid.

Now let's see, how far away can I walk before they go into daycare mode?So Mallord walks across the street, and it looks like the kids are still here.So wait, if instead we take Mallord, and then we just walk him clear across town, to some other random street, what will this do?As Mallord runs from his problems.Oh, but it looks like they disappear after all.I think that little yellow thing is their collection of rattles, it's just under the street.

Oh, and look, there's the proud father now.He seems remarkably unconcerned that the babies have not in fact returned.Maybe you need to go inside, so put that baby down in the only way you know how.And then maybe when we walk inside, oh, there's our kids.Just hanging out on our putting green entryway.Well, gotta try something else now.

Let's open these doors, and let's one by one select each kid and see if we can get them to crawl out here.Okay, well it looked like two did the job just fine.Now it's time to try all of them again.Well, you might find this surprising, but the game's frozen again.Let us give it a cheeky restart.So, funny story, after I loaded the game back up, I noticed a huge difference in something.

My kids seem to look a little different now.They look a little older and a little balder.And also, if I mouse over them, they're all named Charlie.Well, where is Charlie?

And all the other Charlies?Well, if we click this, it should take us straight to him.Oh, uh, what the hell is this?I'm not going to blur this out because there is no anatomy on this person.And even though I have one of them selected, I can't seem to click somewhere else and tell them to do anything.I can, however, highlight all of them and then click on them.

Ah, yes, there they all are.What happens if we click talk with?Oh, oh my God.Oh my God, what is happening?All the Charlies are doing something.Oh, and now they've come to life.

Well, I guess all my kids have grown up.Okay, here's what I've learned.You can't click on the ground and like tell them to walk there, but I can zoom out.Oh my god, this is wild.I also love that this guy's like, eh, whatever.We need to come up with a plan on how to take over the humans and as a reminder

don't worry, they're basically mannequins.

Oh, and I think they've come to a decision about what they need to do.They need to take over the entire town.You did this.My god, can you imagine being this guy walking by?Just trying his absolute best to pretend this is normal.You!

Follow him.Don't worry, we're not gonna do anything super weird.I mean, no weirder than this already is.

But don't worry, we have a plan.Oh, the gym, huh?Well, let's go inside.Just hang out with this guy at all costs.No way will this be weird for him when he turns around.But try to look on the bright side.

You have your own robot now, whether you want that or not.

And that goes for the rest of you too.Go find a home and make it yours.Well, this certainly isn't how I expected this to go, but I'll take it.If we can just take over this entire town and scare the bejesus out of everybody, perfect.Look at her confused, possibly terrified face.She's not quite sure yet.

And don't you worry, something tells me we're gonna have more adventures with her.this game, and also my amazing Android army.I want to thank World of Warships again for sponsoring this one.Link is in the description if you want to check out the celebration for yourself.So I hope you had fun, I know I did, and I'll see you next time.