I Mastered Minecraft Speed

Once on our server, there was a player gifted with increased control over his speed.After spending months on his own learning to master it, he became unstoppable.Defeating entire armies in seconds, Silver was impossible to kill and impossible to survive.And after unlocking a similar power myself, you want to learn how to master speed?

Okay, I guess I can do that, but let me get everything you have.How do I know you're not going to kill me?Why would I kill you?I'm like a hero of the server, not gonna...Alright.

That's literally all I have in my interest.Alright, this will do.This will suffice.I'm glad.

If you want to be taught, meet me at the...Yeah, meet me at the Farmer's Arena.

The Farmer's Arena?Do you know how far that...It's over.Guess he's gone.Two players were there, blocking my exit.If I died, I would lose my speed and be reset to nothing.

But with no armor or tools, my only weapon is my speed.Oh my god!All right, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.Let's get out, let's get out.Bro, all these blocks, bro, this is tough.You guys get here or not?

Here it is.Oh my gosh, we're gonna have to cross this ocean.I might have just gotten robbed is the issue.Silver isn't here, then it's actually over for me.Silver, Silver.Hey, Silver.

What's up, bro?Oh, hey.It's time for me to learn, bro.Welcome to the Farmer's Arena.It's time for me to learn.

Oh, I guess I do have to teach you now.You have to teach me.

What's my first lesson, bro?

All right, I guess we can start with the basic one.How about you just run for me and I'll...just run, just run in a straight line.Let me see how fast you really are.

What?Bro, you have speed potion.That's not even fair, bro.Oh, I have no speed pot.Okay, prove it.No speed pot, that's just not.

Catch up.Yup, yup, yup.

Wait, what?

How are you so much faster than me?

Well, now that I have a basis of your speed, I guess it's time to tell you how I do it.All right, I'm gonna tell you the secret that no one can know.This is only known by me. that you know is about to be crazy.OK, listen, the longer you move, the more momentum you have.It is.It is.

It is the ground base for all things speed in Minecraft.One example, you saw how I was moving before.Yeah.And I didn't stop moving until just now.

Yeah.

Look at my speed now.You see?Oh, you can't.I'm like, not as fast.How are you?How are you catching up to me?

You stop moving.

What are you?What?Yeah, but how did you just catch up to me, bro?

Lesson number two, the 45 degree angle.Look, put your head down like this.Go to the side 45 degree and then.

So that's actually difficult.

Yeah, it's not really worth practicing to be honest, but it's the tech is there and you should know it if you're trying to master speed.All right.

What else is there to know for?

Well, slow down.I taught you two things already and I need to know for sure if you're not like some level one noob.So I'm going to send you on a quest and if you could, if you could get this challenge done for me, then it'll prove your worth.And I'll, I'll teach you some more lessons on speed.Okay.Do you want to know what the challenge is?

Sure.The task is you have to try and kill someone with an elytra and then bring it back to me.Then it'll show that you know how to use the speed tech.

You know how fast elytras are, bro?

Oh, yeah, I know they're fast, but I mean, I could do it.So if you can do it, then you can do it.teach you some more stuff.You just want a lecture, bro.Let's just be honest.Why?

No, it's not even worth me killing for.It's not worth you killing for.Yeah, it's not worth my reputation.I'm like, I'm like a hero.Sure, bro.Can I have some freaking gear or something?

Yeah, fine.You can have this, this, this, this, some of this and a water bucket.

Thanks for the water bucket, man. you need the water bucket to survive out here it's tough okay all right well if you bring back the elytra that's good luck all right good luck wait so when i give you the elytra you keep it don't you yeah all right i have like nothing this guy gave me practically nothing just some basic tools the thing is i have to stop moving eventually i'm just gonna like start my continuous uh momentum whenever i see this electric person um house here hello name tag ask if you have an elytra hello Hey, yo, hello.Hello.Oh, what's up?Hey greetings traveler.Hey, do you have like an elytra or something?Like, uh, why?

Um, i'm trying to find all the elytra players so I can make a team with them because I want to start like like a really cool team of like people who fly.Uh -huh.You know how to fly.Interesting.Do you have an elytra?Yeah.

May I see it?Yeah, sure.It's actually in here somewhere.Let's just see.Oh, you do have an elytra.have an elytra.

Oh my gosh, my game is so laggy.Did you just break the glass?How rude.Oh my gosh, bro.All right, this is what Silver wanted to catch up with.Where did he even go?

This way?Hey, friend.Oh my gosh, bro.I just lost him again.Just gonna have to keep going this way.

He's back!He's back!He's back!Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.Whatever, bro.I don't have to outrun him just yet.Why don't you just keep up?I actually think I am faster.Like, not faster than the electric guy, but not as fast as before.

What is he stopping?I think he's restocking.Are we at all out of stuff, almost?Oh my god.How are you so fast?You know how I do.

I haven't noticed any faster.Nippod speed.Definitely.Oh, here he is.Where you going?Can I come?

Preferably not.Oh my god, this ocean, bro.No.Fastest on lands.I didn't say that too loud.Am I faster than everyone?

I'm like definitely.Oh my gosh, I'm like right here.Yo, you might be dead soon, my friend.Oh, no, brother.Oh my God, I'm so much slower.Oh my God, I'm so slow.

We can catch up.We can catch up.We can catch up.I just need to go like this This is what he did to get really fast.I think oh my gosh I'm just gonna chase you until you run out of rockets.What are you trying to restock rockets?

Are you out already?

Must be see you she's Wait, what I had to get him for you.So you couldn't do it silver.What silver?

How did you kill that guy, bro?

I just spear maced him, but I'm You you probably should have gotten that kill.I didn't I shouldn't have had to do that.I shouldn't have had to do that Yes, your mace, you know spear mace like the game mode.No, not the game mode.Notice how the guy he had a totem, right?Yeah, and you're probably wondering how I killed him in one hit, right?

Basically, I did the spear damage and the mace damage both in one tick making his totem useless So it was a one -shot regardless.

You popped his totem with the spear and then you mace him to kill him.Yeah Dude, right.That's actually sickThe fact that you're able to even do that.How do you do it?

I gave you the teachings, the recipe for success, right?And then you can't even kill that guy.You should've got him, honestly.Well, I didn't even have a mace to begin with, bro.Either way, you should've got that kill.I mean, you have the speed, right?

I taught you the two lessons.

It should've been pretty easy, to be honest.

I thought you could've done better.I have a reputation to uphold.

Okay, so who's the next target, bro?I'll do it this time.

Bro, I'm not trying to move on from this, bro.I'm not trying to kill random people for you because you can't get a task done.I can't do that for my reputation, bro.I'm not trying to kill as many people as possible.You're still going to train me, right?

I made one mistake.It's over, bro.Come on.

You know what?Fine.I mean, I already taught you the speed.I'll give you one more chance and I'll make it a little easier for you.This one's not as bad, but are you down to take it on?It's a tall task.

Okay.I mean, how much choice do I have?All right, so you're going to have to go find this guy named Crypto, and he's going to have a book.OP book.And I need you to kill him for me.Get the book, but make sure to not read the book.

You have to bring it back to me, and then we'll go from there.If you succeed, I'll give you more lessons.

I'm going to need some gear real quick for this, because I just don't have much on me.Where, from your inner chest?No, like from...There's nothing in my inner chest, bro, because you took it all.

Oh, yeah.Well, I don't think I have to give you anything.This guy's kind of like broken alone.I guess it's not that it's not gonna be that hard, bro.So why don't you just kill him?He's broken.

I already told you, bro.I can't be killing people, bro.I have my reputation to uphold.

So you have be with this freaking homeless guy.

I did not say he was homeless.That was you, bro.You got it.bro Just go just go get him for me and get the book.Don't read it.Bring it back simple task.

You got it Okay, wait, where is this guy?Is that Krypto's base?What is that?What did a jade a man statue where that looks like?What is I should know what?Hello, can you guys hear me?

Oh back up my bad.What do you guys have going on here?Why do you have Jaden's?

Why are you holding a trident?

Yeah, what what do you got going on?Is this like a clan of people that you have going on?

Yeah, we all love jaded man so much.Um, hello.We love jaded man.Oh God what y 'all got going on?

My target had no armor and was right in front of me, but I didn't have the gear to defend myself from his teammates.Wait, where is he?Oh, I gotta get out.Oh my gosh, bro.What is this book about?He said not to read it.

Okay, I need to respect Silver's orders, bro.He's my trainer, bro.He's not someone to mess around with.What's in the book here?The truth.The truth.

Interesting.Silver wants to know the truth.

I wonder what is he wanting to know the truth of?

I'm so fast, bro.It's going to take a while for me to adapt to this.Silver's still here.My god.You see how he tried to hide from me, bro?It didn't even work.

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Oh, you got the wrong book, bro.You got the wrong book.

It's not how is that?You told me not to read in the foot.This goes on for a while.Oh my gosh.You told me not to read it, bro.Can I stand up here with you?

No, bro.

You just give me the bro.

This is the book.This is a book like crypto head, bro.

You got the wrong book.Actually, I think I got the wrong guy, bro.Are you serious?I know I got the wrong guy now.Oh my god.Bro, I think this is going to be way harder than I thought.

Because I actually know who has the book now.I know this guy doesn't have it.Oh, I appreciate that, Silver.Gosh, man.Yeah, you're welcome.But it is going to be really hard.

I mean, you still did the mission.So I am going to teach you more of the speed tech and more of all the good greatness that I know.All right?You ready to learn?I'm ready to learn!Always!

33rd!Alright!First lesson!Wait, do you have wind charges, a spear, and a mace?

Silver, you don't even give me food.Okay.

You know what, while we're here...Here, bro.

Veggie.I get one golden apple.How generous.Wait, so you actually don't have a spear?

No!Oh my god, bro.I have a spear.Okay, take...

A double spear!Bro, you lied to me.

No, no, no.I don't lie.I might not even teach you this anymore, bro.

No, no!I'm so...

Alright, give me that.Alright, boom.

You ready?Yeah.Oh, spear mace!Silver, bro, wait, give me the mace.And give me a wind charge as well.You even know what I just did?

What?Bro, I was the first spear macer, bro.

No, I'm gonna need that back, actually.I know.Well, to be honest, bro, I'm probably better than you at the spear mace thing.I am, of course, the speed demon.

Are you kidding me?Look at this.You can't even track me. I'm tracking you right now.Okay, bro.Yeah, I mean, I bet you are because, like, I'm not at your skill level yet, but...

All right, well, we should probably get out of here because this place sucks for all the spear mace stuff we're gonna do.I guess we need some space.I'm ready, bro.

I bet.Wait, are we going to go there by foot?Yeah, of course.

Well, you didn't get the electric guy.

Let's go, bro.We're on the way to the arena.It's actually pretty far out, but if we're going to lose momentum.What is this, bro?This is sick.

Oh, you know what this is?

Oh, look at this.Good fine silver.Oh, we're gonna be rich.We are gonna be ready.You'll just take a leather pick up leather We need that the person who made this is actually probably richer than us right now.

Actually.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah Oh here take this because you are officially my student now the eye trim.Yeah, you see my chest plate It's like a symbol of oh, I use the eye trim on my normal trims, bro.

Really?Yeah, would you have an eat chest?I have a resin trim I could put it on right now Yeah, I have resin bro This is sick, bro.Wait, we both use the same freaking trims and we're both speed masters.And we both have blindfolds, bro.

Bro, the trifecta, bro.Uh, we can, we can, we can go.Follow me.You're like, you're like a hero.Yeah.Do you know me?

Do you still like hero people?Yeah, occasionally.But now it's just kind of like, uh, I kind of just do my own thing because I don't want to ruin the, the good reputation I already have.But you're not going to, you're not going to harm your reputation by helping people bro if you continue helping people like how does that harm reputation i don't really have the armor for any of that or ghouls or i i just don't have the stuff to constantly be a hero you know what i mean but the people on the server love you yeah if that's the case then wouldn't they be willing to like give you gear and stuff it's just i don't want to be i don't want to be asking people for all that i mean it's like their loot they got it so so like tell me about like a mission that you've done there's this guy there's this guy right yeah he had like Hella exploits and I just had to take him down with the speed tech.You know what I mean?Was it easy?

It was uh, you know, it was like it was nothing crazy, but well, I guess for anyone else it would be crazy But that's kind of just what I did, but I do so do you know about my reputation in the server?People don't really like me, you know, well you probably just I mean you're good at PvP, right?Yeah, I Why don't you just save people then?

Like, saving people isn't that fun.And like, if I kill people and like, just do whatever I want, that's like, more fun.That's like, the main reason why I don't really want to be a hero.That could be fun, though.I feel like...Yeah.

Like, if it...Dude, is that silver?Is that silver?

Is that silver?

Oh, what's up, guys?

Can we get a screeny?

Can we get a screeny?

Can we get a screeny?Yeah, let's just do one big screeny.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yay, nice.

Why ain't that just lovely?Wait, can I get a screen?Dude, main pair?

Wait, what?Main?What the hell?

What are you doing here, bro?

What are you doing?

I'm with Silver.What do you mean?

Why are you with main pair?

You know, he's like Silver.Why are you with main pair?Silver, why are you with this guy, bro?

What?Main pair is my guy.Bro, look at our trims.Look at our shields.

Look at our linemen.Look at us.

Oh, no, bro.

Look.We're like, basically the same.Yeah, that's my twin.You see us?Bro, why?That's my twin.

Hey, twin.

Hey, that's my twin.Imper's not bad.

I'm not that good.

Imper's great.How do we know?He kind of seems bad.

You guys want to know the truth?Silver, let's do what we've been practicing all along.All right.Yeah.Here's the truth.Okay.

The truth is that the greatest type of reputationIS THE BEST!Yo, have you guys lost your minds?

Guys.Alright bro, practice is over.I don't even want to do this anymore.Hey bro, did somebody drop your boots?Boots?Dude, did you drop these boots?

Somebody dropped - I need that, I need that.I don't know, I picked them up.My shoes!

I think they're chill with me now.You got pool like - Why are you doing - There's a bridge right here, Silver.Aren't we slower in water?What are you doing, bro?I didn't know you had pool like that, bro.

I mean, I told you, the reputation is there.That's sick, bro.

Oh, we gotta continue across this way.

Yeah, that's right.So, Silver, do you have like a team or anything?Nah, I'm usually just by myself.Oh, really?Yeah.Well, I guess it's you now.

Wait, we're teammates?I mean, kinda.It's still like, uh...You're still like my student, but...I mean, here we are.Duo'd up.

Duo'd up.Yeah, what is this, bro?You don't even know?No, I don't know.But you should know.You've been with Silver way longer than me.

What is this?Oh my gosh.Dude, what if it's a prison?Dude, do you wanna go inside?I really do, actually.

see if we can break in.Um, I'm just gonna take this sign.

Wait, so they know it's you?

Yeah, there was me, took, gassed.

Are they not gonna mind if it's you, bro?

Nah, they won't mind.It's the W rep, W rep!You got motion, bro.

I get on.

Alright!So do you like being a hero, or do you ever wish that you could just do whatever you want?

Because I'm sure that being a hero...I mean, I'm...

Well, I'm a hero, and also, I can do whatever I want, basically.

How?I mean, did you see me at spawn just now?Yeah.

That's, like, all the time.They didn't really mess with you, though.Have you done bad things to those people?

I mean, I guess the fact that I don't recognize them and I'm able to tell about them bad things to them because of that Probably tells on itself, you know, I see I'm kind of developing a pretty bad reputation right now and not like a Not not in like a like redeemable kind of way, you know, you're capable of some pretty crazy stuff, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, it's looking on a beat.

Oh Hold on Flyin' on a gas, flyin' really fast.

Yeah, flyin' on the gas, yeah.Here we are.Flyin' too fast, yeah.Silver, main pair, doom when they dash, yeah.So when you were here, were there people that, like, you prioritized saving?Or did you just save, like, anyone who wanted your help?

Because that, I mean - Well, I started out as everyone, and then, well, to be completely honest, it was like, the people that respected me more got, like, low -key, like, better treatment when it came to saving.Like, it would be higher on priority.You know what I mean?I guess it's fair.But it was just me against like some constant evils, but you know I had to.Do you have a lead for this?

Um, yeah, I do.Um, we need a fence there.

There's a fence here.Really?Yeah, it's the mud.

That doesn't work.

Try it first.That's a wall.Try it first.Ah, dumbass boy!Dumbass boy!

There's no way you're seeing me do that.Alright, I got you.My reputation, bro.I look stupid now.

You always look stupid, bro.Alright, what is this for?You see this?There's two pale gardens and one mud garden.

And then there's one - Alright bro, let's just move on with the lesson, bro.

Yeah, you're right.My bad, bro.

Alright, let's get down here.

So, uh, we're doing, like, spear maze?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.So, I mean, based on what you showed me in the castle, you kinda get the gist, right?

Yeah.

Woah!

Dude, okay, first of all, I need an, like, I need some stuff, bro.

Okay.

So, what?Are we just gonna 1v1?

Yeah, kinda.Do you have a totem?No.Just in case I, uh, okay, take this.You'll probably need it.Are we going to, like, totem pop or something?

Yeah, let's go with totem pops.Alright, okay.Ooh, that was good, what you did.

Oh!

Okay, um...

Any advice?I think I did pretty good.

Yeah, you did pretty alright.I think, um...I think you could work on, uh...What the heck?Like, the actual aim part.Because, I mean, you could have missed me probably like three more times.

You probably missed like three.Yeah, you're right.I think I'm just kind of scared of killing you.Because, like, sometimes you hide your shield up.Yeah, but you're right though.

Do you have an extra charge?You wanna go again?Round two?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.yeah.

Ooh, big damage.

What do you think?It wasn't, it wasn't like crazy.It was pretty good though.Okay.Do you want to do one more?Yeah, let's do one more.

Okay.Do you have any advice for me from the last one?

Um, I mean the way you, the way sometimes you throw the, uh, like, you know, the pro wind charge thing.

Yeah.

Like the way you did it like two times before you got the pop on me is like, it was kind of newbie.Like you just got to get in the muscle memory of doing that.You know what I mean?I see.

Like that?

Yeah.Yeah.

I mean, Oh, okay.

You do have a lot to work on but I mean it wasn't it wasn't terrible It wasn't bad, but I gotta go get more totems because I'm out.But uh, all right, are you gonna come back?

I'm gonna continue.

Uh, yeah, I'll be back.

Um, okay.

I don't know if we're gonna yeah.Yeah, I'll be back.

Do you want me to wait here?Where'd you go?Oh, are you trying to meet like near the arena?It's all this like I can't booboo's too fast.Maybe I should just head out low -key find him elsewhere Because...Silver?

Yo, Silver, what's up?Yo, Silver?Silver.Oh, this must be a test, bro.Oh, I bet.Peace, bro.

You guys know who Silver's Mii is?Er, or nah.Oh, shoot.Charges.Quite suboptimal.Oh, I've got it, though.

Very smart.Oh my gosh.Why do you have a Spear Animase?Weird.Those are rare?What?

Wait.You guys must not be affiliated with Silver.Silver's way too broke to offer a freaking Spear Animase, bro.Hello?Who are you guys?Are you guys not affiliated with Silver?

Guys!Guys, what are you doing?Okay, guys, it's fine.I surrender.I surrender.I surrender.

I surrender.I'm gonna die.I'm going to die.I'm going to die.This is not part of the training, bro.Okay, I feel a challenge.

I feel a challenge.I feel it.I feel it, bro.These guys probably definitely aren't gonna be smart about this.Very intentional.Dude, these guys are kind of freaking idiots.

They're killing each other.Oh, I forgot I could just do that.I've been freaking playing Spearmage for so long.There's actually some good loot.Oh my gosh, bro.Between the three of us, like, we can just call this off.

Whatever this is.Wait, I have an idea.Alright guys, where did Maypair go?Get him as soon as possible!This Invis is making it really hard to tell who the enemy is here.Who do you guys think the enemy is?

It's not me, it's not me.You gotta twist it, you gotta twist it guys.Wait, it's you Razor, I killed you with the, uh, I mean, I didn't kill you, technically, you're silver.Wait, why are you confused now?Razor, I'm confused.

Do us all a favor and cut your access to this in the chest.

Do you have xp?Do you have xp?Oh, I need some.Splash me, splash me.

Let's go there.Bro, he got it.

Oh god.

Did your helmet broke?

Yep, it's broken.

I'll come here and have a check.

I'm not tight.

I can't move.My gosh.Yeah, you're done, bro.I don't get to use Silver's training.You know who Silver is?The goat.

Where these people came from, bro.This loot, bro.All of these maces.These maces kinda suck, though.Silver?Oh my gosh, bro.

Hello?I thought the fight wasn't over, bro.Holy...What happened?Bro, I was waiting for you.I was here.

I was waiting for you and and these like these like father's people They just pulled up or start beating me up These guys weren't sent by you.Like I was suspicious.I thought well, I thought it was a challenge at first as well I was like dang like these people could like this could be Silverstone You fought five and one?Yeah, yeah, they all had spear, like spear mace stuff.And I used some of the stuff that like I learned from you to like beat them bro.Five, I don't know how they - Really?

Yeah.And I have all this gear now.Do you want some?

Yeah, can I have - Actually, nah, we should keep on the armor we have.Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

I'll just put on my HS for like, if I need it later.

Alright.

Good job, bro.Thank you.Do you think I freaking passed the spear mace course?

I mean, if you actually did kill five, then yeah.Yeah, you did.

Hey, what's next?What's next?

What's next?

I guess it's time.

All right.The next method is going to be the coolest and most OP one by far.All right.Are you ready, bro?Oh, well, we need more gear actually before we can't we can't do it.We need more gear.

We have to go to the markets.

Well, what is it?

Nah, you just gotta trust me on this.We just need hella gear, alright?We're gonna go to the markets.

Do you have stuff to trade to the market, people?

Nah, we'll just finesse our way to get good stuff, bro.Come on, we're speed demons.

What does that even mean, bro?Finesse our way to get good gear without stealing?

We'll find a way.Alright, speed is not just strictly about speed.It's about, like, finesse and, like, how you do things.And that's what we're gonna be good at.Nah, that makes sense, because speed is, like, movement.And motion is movement, bro.

Yeah, like, like, ocean like the ocean.You need some lotion, you know what I'm saying?Oh.

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.Motion like the ocean.That boy needs some lotion.Hey, pop some strings and I'll pop a speed potion.Hold on.Oh, hold on, Simba, go ahead, bro.

Um.Oh.Look at this.What is this, bro?It's like a burnt down frickin...

Oh, this right here?I don't know.There's the trash bin.

You said this right here, like, that's why I get the crazy slow drop, bro.Back in my day, when I was fighting the war against the Empire.

I don't know who this is.

This is weird.Look, it's a, it's a...What's this called?Silver.No!

What the hell?You know how to use that thing?

Do you?Yeah.

Untie me.Oh, wait, it doesn't have the writable thing.Okay, we actually can't use it Just because of us speed demons Sylvie and main who Sylvie, you know on typo, huh?I boom now we're good.I'll go

Let me make it.The demons was here.

Let's go to the markets.We go markets.

We go.All right.Singing that boy like a bee.Yeah.Cross me and you're going to pay the fee.

We showing the growth like a tree.

Oh, okay.We can make an album.Yeah, we got to get that done for sure here soon.Whoa, whoa.What?That's my name.

They're not things with wings.Like, okay, before I was silver, I was things with wings.

Your old username.Like a nickname.

Oh.Cause listen, I was like a hero.So I was a thing with wings, like an angel, like a guardian angel.

Why were you, why were you a thing?Like, why can't you just be a guy with wings?Oh, cause that would have no motion.

Cause yeah, exactly.

Yeah.That's what I'm dude.You're freaking too fast, bro.Dang.That's cool.You had like a whole name.

What's that person's like a fan of you.

Yeah.Or like, I mean, I guess like, I mean by chance, but I doubt it.A little more this way.Then we'll be at spawn again.Yeah.

Then we're going to hit the markets.We can definitely, you know, fuck our way to some some gear here pretty soon you don't have any teammates uh just basically you now i guess wait do you want to join my team yeah oh i'm dropping out of the team bro so our team right now would be like you me and wilson but the thing is we're not like we're not good guys bro we're kind of i don't know i don't know how that would work you know because you know i could fix our reputation okay bet welcome to the team bro Oh, hey guys, oh Summer let me introduce you flower flower.So flowers are my second in command because I technicallyNice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too!

We're looking for some gear.You guys have any offerings?Silver, take it from here, buddy.

Yeah, any offerings, any donations, any kind gestures, any gifts?Anything good?

Like what type of gear?Yeah, what type of gear?Like netherite?

Like netherite, like vases, like seers, like gapples.

Oh, I got some gapps for you.Oh really, do you think we could have some?Like that, like, we do, we do have stuff, yes.

I think we need his totems, isn't it?

Oh, right.Do you have totems?Totems would be the best.

Yeah, do you have totems?Okay, I'll give you totems.

Cause I lowkey have none.

Wait, where's, I only have nine, is that okay?

Oh, that'll, that'll be great.

We aura you can have that oh wait take a look Thanks for the gesture guys you have this yeah, thank you wait So like are you guys like friends like where you guys like running around together?

Yeah, we're teammates.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you guys I mess with that.

Oh, no.No, I'm chill.I'm chill.We're chill.Yeah Yeah, all right.

Thank you for the totems.Oh silver.Oh, here.We are.

This is the markets I was not finesse full at all I was actually I mean we got nine totems.Did you not see the Joker?I think we could have gotten more stuff if we used more finesse, bro.You kind of just asked for it Yeah, well, I mean we got it.So here's what I think we should do We should make a challenge and see who can increase the amount of gear.Let's just try to increase the amount of gear that we get Maximally by just making stuff up bro and using words, bro.

Oh Okay.All rightLet's go.

All right.Yo, whoop MC.Oh, yo, I gotta tell you man. I'm so sorry for killing you, but are you wearing jade a man's trims?

Nah, I got like a different chest plate, but are you a big fan of Jada man?I would say so.Yeah.

Okay, so basically what's happening right now is there was someone who There's someone who killed.Oh, right So he is yeah and silver and I were fighting against them, but they're like crazy powerful and we're looking for gear We just need a ton of gear.Uh, so oh really really?Oh, yeah Like anything you guys have like yeah, like it's very it's a very It depends what you need, because I'm like rich in some aspects and poor in some aspects, you know what I mean?Rich in gear in all aspects.As many aspects as possible.

Like I have like gaps, like turtle master.Yeah, that'll do.That'll do.

What he said, that'll do.

Wait, come, come.I'll get you somewhere so that I don't get my stuff stolen.Hold on.Nah, good idea, good idea.Okay.Silver?

Yeah.

That's how you do it, bro.

Now, listen, normally, right, normally, I would charge for like these but um, you know, I'll give you like some of it for free because you know jayden man is like, you know, i'm a big fan right Thanks on the reuse.Oh Whoa, appreciate you This will help us in the big battle.Thanks on the use some turtle master.

I don't know if you need strength I got a little bit.Oh, yeah.Oh anything.

Yeah, keep that coming totems, you know strength, uhYeah, this is hurt.Is it?Oh, my God.This is actually good charges.

Got any more stuff?

Oh, it's a big fight.

I don't know.

I mean, I got like ice blocks.I got some more wind charges.If there's one into this pot, that'll do.

Any more totems?Any more?Any more totems?Any more totems?I got I got one more totem.Genuinely, one more.

All right.That'll do.That'll do.

All right, everyone.So here's what's going on.Silver is hosting a giveaway.The person who gives me the most gear will receive a signed book from Silver as me.We're trying to raise funds to save the server.So whatever gear you want...

I got my entire inventory!No, no, don't take the key, don't take the key, don't take the key!No, come on!I just throw, just throw the key onto me.Everyone, 5 block distance, 5 block distance, 5 block distance.Alright guys, keep it coming.

Alright, so far the winner is, uh, WoopMC, so keep it coming.WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DROPPED MY ENTIRE INVENTORY?!I'm naked!Just keep it coming, Crypton.You still have an E chest, I bet.

You want my E chest too, yo?

It's not for me.It's for the good of the server.These are the only Shulkers I have.No, no, back off.Oh my god.Hey, I'm going to need that back in.

Take these pills.Take these pills, bro.

And what's up, you picked up a black Shulker box, I think.

Oh dang, that's Santa's.

Thank you.Take this shulker too.Don't worry guys.Crypto.

here's your sign up.

I bet!It was dark, it was dark.

I bet!Was it worth it, Crypto?

Absolute chaos.Not at all!

I hope he knows it's worth it.Was it?He literally gave every - he cleared his entire player data, bro.

Alright, now that we have the loot, it is time for me to teach you the next method of speed.Okay.What is it?I heard it's OP.So actually, I'm going to teach you a little differently this time.All I want you to do is hold out two totems and then do whatever you want.

Okay.And then just trust me.All right.Sure.

All right.Two totems and just do whatever I want.Do anything you want.Oh!

It's okay, bro.Just me.

What is wrong with you?Why couldn't have you just told me about that?How did you do that, bro?And why were you butt naked?Okay, that can be explained.

I hope so.Basically, um when you do the technique it's called the guillotine method by the way, okay You are like an invisible like bomb.All right, you're invis No one knows you're there and you have slow falling in the air and then when you're above someone you drink milk and then you have the spear in one hand mason the other and then if you look down and time your click then It pops two totems aka if they're not holding two totems.It's an insta kill.That's what I used to kill the elytra guy.

Oh Yeah, how do you like like position yourself correctly because like once you're in the air like look what do you do?

All you have to do is just do the normal.

Oh, yeah.Cause when you have slope falling.Oh, do you have like this stuff on you right now?

Let me try it.

I didn't fully understand the strategy Silver was showing me.So he wanted me to try it myself.

Here you go.Okay.So, and then, you know what, you have the spear and the mace and then just put a knock hand.Okay.Do you, do you understand it for real?

Yeah.Yeah.Cause if you mess it up, then you pop a totem.If you miss it.Oh, that's true.Okay.

Uh, do you want to double hand a totem?Yeah.Let me, let me hold two.See if you get it first try.Okay.Invis, slow falling, take everything off.

Oh, I'm gonna freaking die, bro.

We have some work to do, bro.Yeah.The best place to do this is probably from a vantage point, instead of doing the pearl winch charge thing, because it's not, sometimes it's just not ideal.So honestly, go to the top of the mountain over there and then just use your spear to get to mine.

Okay.

That did half of my hearts.I think you're missing the timing with the mace.All right, so we're set this time to not worry about the Invis part.

All right, this is the one.I can feel it.I'm done.Oh!Okay, I think I get it.I think you just had to be higher.

You hit both.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay, I think I get it.

Oh, you got one.Bruh.Not bad.Hey, bro, you already got it.Now that you know how to do that, you're gonna probably have to use that against the guy with the book, because he's really, he's gonna be tough.But this should be like a sure way to get the pops going and get the book, and it's gonna be great.

Where's the person?

Bro, all this extra stuff, bro.Maybe I should just put this stuff away.Jaden?Man.Jaden, wait, wait, you're actually the perfect person to run into.Look at this, read this book I found, bro.

The truth?Jaden, what?

What?There's pages there.What is it, 80 pages?Dude, there's like this civilization and they're all about how much they love you for whatever reason, even though like, I don't know.Oh, who's, is that, aren't you Penn Power's brother?Yo, we're the Avengers!

Screenshot with the Avengers, bro!Yes!What is going on, bro?We got the trio going on, bro.

Can I keep this?

I need this, bro.People usually don't like - It's nice to meet you, Meta Knight.

It's nice to meet you bro.We both got the fruit at the end of our name so that's pretty good.Yes bro.Pretty good.Alright guys I'll see you around yeah?

Alright see ya.

Yeah.

Dude what the heck.That's actually crazy.I thought I saw it out of nowhere.I'm gonna go to, someone sent me the cords.So let's go over there.I'm curious like what could this book possibly even have in it for it to be this serious?

Something Silver really wants.Looking at that player who has it either doesn't know the value of or doesn't want to give away.

Which would mean, in a ladder, Silver is stealing it from that person if they don't want to give it away.

What is this?What the heck?A few thousand blocks away from my target's coordinates, I found a civilization that seemed to have no players.Whoa, this place is beautiful!Ace...Ace Curd?

Hello?Yeah, I'm not here to cause any harm.

Like, woah, you're so cool.

Can you make the noise?Can you make the sound?Do you want me to sing that?

Yeah.

Wait, do you know about my civilization?

No.What's...Oh, the main pair army?

Yeah, the main pair empire.The main pair empire.Oh, can I be a part of it?Oh, you want to be a part of the empire?Dude, wait, you have this beautiful...Wait, you actually support me?

Wait, you support the main pair empire?

Of course I do.

Why wouldn't I?

You know who silvers me as by any chance?No.

Wait, what?For some reason, this player was in support of my team.wrongdoings and wasn't even influenced by Silver.Can you show me around a little bit?

Sure.How do you know about me?Well, sometimes there's people around that talk about you and how great you are.Well, not really great, but you know.And I always like someone that's in power, you know, that knows how to put people in their place.

Put people in their place?What, you didn't like that?Yeah.

Huh?

No.

No, I don't like Jaden either.He's greedy.

Dang.Is this a church?

Yeah, it is a church.I don't know what that one was though.

Dang, the tavern.The tavern, yeah.

It's out of order.

No one really comes here anymore.Since this civilization is kind of deserted.I'd kind of wish more people would come here and play around.

They kind of just like left it all.

So only the people just got left behind.Like that person over there.Yeah.That house.

Are there still people who like kind of live here?Um, I only see like two or three builders.Dang, this place must have been beautiful when it was.I know.

Yeah.I mean, I wish someone like you could rule over a civilization and probably bring power to it.

Right now I have someone to take care of.Thanks for showing me around.I appreciate it.

Of course.Come back.

Yeah, I will.I will.Trust me.Let's go into this Work, we'll just have to pull up here the old -fashioned way kidding me bro.There's people here two people I found Suzuki's the target so I see them You'll be fine.Did they not see that bro?

I don't know how they didn't see me.There's someone else here as well I'm gonna get the book off if their team is right there.I gotta be fast

I am going to temporarily - I mean, cool, I guess.Maybe if you got both of us, that'd be kind of cool.But that would have been pretty cool.I mean, honestly, those kind of mid men could have done better.

Okay.What do you mean?Okay.Just saying, what if, what if, what if I kill you right now?How about that?

What did you tell me right now?

Yeah.

I mean, that's, I mean, you, I died, but that's, that's pretty normal.It happens a good amount of times.What people, people kill each other all the time.It's not much new, but this is a peaceful Minecraft server.

People don't kill each other all the time.

It wasn't always like that, though.It's changed.I've been here for a while.It's not the same as it used to be.Do you know who Silver's Mii is?Silver's Mii, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.He did some stuff in the past.I don't really know much about him now.What did he do?He was kind of like a hero.Hero?

I mean, yeah, for the most part.Stopped major threats.People that are using exploits.glitches, you know, stopping them.He was a good guy.He was a good guy.

So why hasn't he stopped me then?Why hasn't Silver stopped me, if he stops exploiters?

I mean, you're not really a threat.This is the first time I've heard of you.I've been here a while.

I choose to be in Diamond because it makes me faster.Okay, that's one thing you don't understand.No, Silver, like, he...

You're not a threat.You haven't done anything.You're just... gear.You're not known server -wide.That doesn't make you a threat.Whatever.

I still think the way I killed a teammate was pretty impressive.And also, you suck as a teammate.I gotta say, you didn't even try to... whatever.Also, guess what, you're emo.Truth.What if I have the wrong book?

He said not to read it.Maybe...In order to become the fastest speed user, a player must first become the only speed user.Only then can the user Use the rest of the information in the rest of this book and unlock the true power and understanding behind the speed glitch.Interesting.Must become the only speed user?

That means he has to take away my glitch, which means he's gonna ask me to give it up.He's gonna kill me.Let's ask him.Thilvar?Hello.Hey, guess what I got.

Yo!Boom shaka laka.No way.

Yes way.

Is this the one?

Check.Oh my goodness.That's the one bro.You've really done it this time.Alright that's good.Alright.

Thank you.Bro I'm gonna let you know, I know you're betraying me bro, you're not slick.Yeah I am.So do you wanna like, so what's next?

Um, this is where I cut you off.What?Well it's done, I have the book.I don't really um...Wait what?

Wait, like I meant like, what are we gonna do next?Do you wanna meet Willy?No, we're done.What are you talking?Wait?Are you actually betraying me?

Yes, wait, so that's it.

You're just you just yeah, this is good as a matter of fact I'm probably gonna get you killed here soon.What?Yeah.Thank you for the book.Wait, so you're actually gonna try to get me killed Yeah, I've well, I've actually been trying to get you killed like the whole time.

Why are you telling me?

I sent the I sent you well, it doesn't matter.I have the book now.I sent the five players after you I sent you on impossible missions, you know, and it was kind of fun because like I don't know, I actually started to have fun at the end, but this is all I got now.I got this now.It's all I needed.So why did you work with me in the first place?

Wait, wait, why are you betraying me?Wait, what?Why?Why?Because you had a growing rep and you were useful and you got the money.but unfortunately ultimately only one of us can um have the speed reputation what are you talking about we can both have the speed reputation bro we can learn from each other bro we can we can both become super strong and super fast and you know like we can't bro then we won't be special that's the most stupid thing i've ever heard silver give me that book back bro um you're not getting this book back at all silver like like We're friends, bro.

What are you - What are you doing?I'm taking the book.So that's it?Oh god.So - Silver, stop, stop.Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Listen, listen.If you - If you take another step, pause.If you take another step, I am going to kill you and take the book from you.You know that I can.Preserving your momentum, bro.

Okay.You're not catching me. I absolutely am.

I'm faster than you are.No, you're not, bro.We're gonna be the same exact speed.We have the same momentum.I'm right here, bro.Eventually, we're gonna get fast enough to the point where if I just touch you with a spear, you're just gonna die.

I hope you realize that.That's probably not gonna happen.Well, do you think you're gonna outrun me?Easily.It does not have to be like this.We can still be teammates.

It's not over.Just drop the book.Just so I know you're not getting it.That's it?Just like that?Yeah.

I think I'm catching up.How is he so fast?Too cool.Welcome to my own civilization, Silver.Sorry.This was it.

With nothing but water in front of him, Silver was going to lose his momentum in the ocean, where I could easily control my speed and spear him.This chase was practically over.

What?Definitely not over for me. I taught you everything you know, not everything I know.

How?Silver was getting away, and there was only one thing I could think of to catch up to him.I destroyed this thing.

My Silver is me.

He wrote his own book.Fake book, la la la la, real one in my ender chest.I don't know if Silversoul has his speed or not.I don't know if I would rather him have his speed or not.But he still has that book somewhere.He wants to kill me.

That was fun.Learned a lot.I'll just leave this stuff here.Dolphin.Find some land.