Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Blazing fast. Incredibly accurate. Try it free.
No credit card required

GOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOGLEGOOG Something weird happened last episode who who did not see last episode
Something real weird happened
We hired a lifeguard what's his name again Cade Is that his name Cade
We hired a lifeguard and he killed two people minimum. There's a clip of it somewhere I'm sure he pushed a lady off of a high dive and she fell backwards did a swanton bomb and snapped her neck. And at the end of that last episode I was having a talk with Cade like hey you can't you can't be pushing the guest like that and while we were talking to him he walked up to a piece of graffiti on the wall that said don't trust him and also everybody in the chat started glazing Cade like crazy saying he's the savior of the goob lagoon he's got aura he was aura farming but there is something ominous going on with Cade because it said don't trust him
I don't know what's going on with Cade but I don't trust him right now um do y'all trust them chat because I don't
Spend your money. I don't know what this with my money. Oh, we just got to wait till level five Cuz we cuz look we can't expand again until level five, right We got a look we got to keep an eye on Cade for real because he is out here He is out here like seriously injuring people that go to the goobly goobly no joke Like actually
Oh face cam you're right, there you go y' happy now? I moved it. Are you happy now? Wait a minute. Cade the lifeguard. My master plan is underway. First I'll shove people off the diving board, stacking lawsuits by the dozen. Sometimes I'll forget to save someone for drowning, and I'll keep buttering the slides to maximize accidental falls, blaming it all on case.
The Goob Lagoon legal team stands no chance. Soon the park will be mine. Uh, chat? I uh, I think we have to fire Kade. We- By the way, Kade, there ain't no way you're on your phone gifting bits on the clock, by the way. Death nurse just says I work for Cade. Lord have mercy. Yo magnet with the five gifted.
I'm telling y'all something, there's something not right about Cade and that confirms it right there. That literally confirms it. Should I get rid of him? Oh, I got to restock. I got to restock the lemonade machine too. see y'all glazing them and y'all know he's a danger to the to the customers of the goob lagoon y'all know he is but yet y'all still want to keep him why cuz y'all think he's got aura well guess what he don't okay
so y'all think Kade's got the most aura out of all the employees at the Goobly Goobly? That's what y'all think? Cade's being framed? Then who just said that? By the way, look at our wedding venue. The Gahook Gardens right here. This is a wedding venue.
You can come here if you want to get married. It's a perfect little backdrop if you want to get married. Who wouldn't want to get married at the Goobla Goon? I mean, let's be real. Chat you get married. Would you come to the Google to do it?
Yeah
Should I add some more loungers chat so we can get more customers I feel like I should like right over here yeah I'm gonna get rid of those trees right there to them things and things in a way more vending machines I low-key could put in how you just walking down the road drunk broad daylight? Yo, that is insane.
Welcome to Kmart.
Thank you.
Somebody said they got a, yo, yo, Cade, I want you to know something, Bubba. I'm keeping my eye on you. You are a risk to this company, Cade. Like seriously, I'm keeping my eye on own you buddy. All right, just know that Just know that
Hold on we're gonna put some more loungers in We're gonna put something like right here sound good sounds good to me Chat out of all the things that would ruin the goob lagoon, no way it would be the lifeguard that we hired, right? Say it ain't so. Please, please, please say it ain't so, You know what I mean Okay, let's do something right here let's go Let's go Right there y'all cool with that I am too. Thank you. Hold on
What is this a aqua flush? Oh, there's new bathrooms! Should we put some new bathrooms in too? Yeah? I think so. That's the perfect spot for me and Milkman to get married. That is crazy. Okay, Betkozoo, that's crazy too.
"99% accuracy and it switches languages, even though you choose one before you transcribe. Upload → Transcribe → Download and repeat!"
— Ruben, Netherlands
Want to transcribe your own content?
Get started freeHi, Kace, I'm a loyal customer to Goo Lagoon. I love the hot dogs from there, but ever since Kade got hired, I noticed they started tasting more stale. I noticed one visit Kade was sneakily replacing the fresh hot dog with expired ones from the Kmart dumpster. Can I get a 50% discount for this information permanently? No, you can't. But I hate to hear that though. Appreciate you, Gas, thank you.
Look at this, chat, look at this, look at this, look at this. Brand new trash can right there. Look at this right here. Y'all ready for new shires, chat?
Yeah?
Peep this.
Boom.
We're putting three of these things in. Tell me that ain't clean, chat. Come on, bruh. Are those bathrooms or showers? Bathrooms. Put a couple new showers in too, like right here.
Yep.
Boom.
Boom. here yep boom boom boom boom y'all messing with that I'm messing with that too this is gonna bring more customers in chat I'm telling y'all this is the sunbathing area right here no umbrellas cuz every other time that we have like loungers up there's umbrellas over them but the thing is this is going to be the sunbathe area no umbrellas. Hold up. Hold up. Look at this bathroom. Oh my goodness.
Look at that thing. Chad, I'm telling y'all, bro. The goob lagoon has made it so far, man. It really has. It is inspiring. Y'all ready to open?
Let's open. We, our goal for today, because Kate is in his probation period, and if you've ever had a job, which you never have, so I'm gonna explain this to you. A lot of jobs, you'll in his probation period. And if you've ever had a job, which you never have, so I'm gonna explain this to you.
A lot of jobs, you'll have a probation period when you first get hired, you have 90 days probation, which is pretty much like, just pretty much they keep an extra eye on you and everything like that. And we're gonna keep an eye on Cade because I don't trust him Samuel lock in we got a big day ahead of us. Let's go
Ladies and gentlemen It's a hot day out ain't it show liz Why ain't nobody coming here? It's a hot day out here What better way to cool off than the Goob Lagoon? No better place in the whole world to swim.
You will, and that's a guarantee. This is the best place in the world to go swimming. Yeah, that's right, the world. Not the town, not the state, not the country what's Kate doing what's he doing? He is scheming. What is he doing? Kate you're the lifeguard you need to be on the premises
Watching out for people. Do you understand me? Hey, how y'all doing? Thank y'all so much. Stop spraying you or what? Or what? I'll hit you with this baseball bat Hope y'all having a good day though. Appreciate y'all for being here. Thank you Cade get in here buddy. We got people Yo, brie brie with the five thank you brie brie with the fight, thank you brie brie with the five
Okay, keep an eye out man I don't really know how you can keep an eye out for people who are needing help if he's just oh No, is he heading to the death slide first things first? No, don't do it Don't do it Okay, we're good. I thought somebody was getting on that. I thought somebody was getting on the death slide already
I was about to say GG already. Oh my goodness Here's the thing. We could take the death slide out But the thing is It's it's the best. It's the what's the word I'm looking for
Our best attraction, you know what I mean? what's the word I'm looking for?
Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Get started freeOur best attraction, you know what I mean? So that being said, I'm keeping it in. I just did strawberry, I'm so sorry. Have yourself a good day, Zara. Thank you, Kade. Oh no. Kade, be careful, he is on the high dive.
Do not push him hard. I got a fireman He just killed a man at 1132. My goodness. Cade, Cade, I don't know what you think you are doing or who. Chat, this is a problem this is a problem the greatest threat to the goob lagoon is literally Cade it literally is he just pushed him like 30 feet oh nah hey how you doing chase you chasing some ice cream? Ha ha me too. There you go. You have yourself a good one
Thank you so much for choosing a good lagoon and whatever you do. Don't panic on the diving board He's good He's good. Somebody was stank and hold up who was stankin over here I'm so sorry about that stain, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Kaysen. I got you right here, sorry about that. Chat, there's no way y'all are sitting here, sitting here saying WKade.
Look at him! What is he doing?! He's just aura farming on the clock, not doing no work! Where's all the customers? You see what you've done, Kade? We have no customers in here. People are afraid to go to the goop lagoon because of you. Oh, poop everywhere, that's funny.
Oh no, somebody went on the death slide. Wait, please be careful on the death slide. Okay, she's got good form, she's good. That's good form, she's got good form she's good that's good for him she's alright
Chat I'm telling y'all right now
Ratings are down and customers are less because they are scared I'm so I can see it now people start hope y'all are enjoying the new showers and toilets, by the way. Thank y'all Yo, why can you see straight through these oh oh my good Cade Cade Cade Cade what are you doing Cade No, this is this is bad No, this is actually bad he won't stop have they fixed has the manufacturers fixed the death loop Chat I think the manufacturers fixed the death loop because it looks like they've got good form going down that slide We ain't got to worry about no more lawsuits right there. I Don't know who trained came to do what he's's doing but I tell you right now Chad it wasn't
me. Oh no, oh no Watson hold on let me get you straight off. Hey what you want you want a vanilla ice cream cone I got you right here. What is he doing?
Pool's dirty.
Somebody's drowning. Cade, please come handle this. Is this pool dirty? What pool is dirty
He literally just snapped his leg chat, I don't know what to do Chat I don't know what to do
He pushed them less hard at least no Hey, Alois, how you doing? Six hours, senior slide pass. There you go. Have yourself a goober terrestrial day. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate that. Watson is drowning.
What's good, Brooklyn? Four hours, team. No slide pass. There you go. Hey, Lennox, how you doing? Just give me one second right here.
If you don't get back to work, we're gonna have serious issues. We have a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line out here. Get it handled now. Hey, how you doing Nathan? You want a strawberry ice cream cone?
I can do that for you. Where's Adrian? Where's Adrian? Where's Adrian Where's Adrian, oh, I'm about to do a fire run up in here chat. I'm about to fire I think I'm about to clear the whole crew out. No joke. I'm about to clear the whole crew just fire literally everybody Thank you. Somebody else is panicking on the diving board
This can't be good. Okay, you better be careful over there What was that noise that dude was just making Lemon and ice. There you go, man. Thank you so much. Have a good day. Kade. Somebody is panicking. Are you going to help them? Yo Ellie with the five, thank you Ellie with the five. Thank you, Ellie with the five. Chat, see he doesn't even do his job correctly. This is how you lightly push somebody. Are you ready? This is how you lightly push somebody.
Cade, where you at? I want you to see this, Cade. Where is he? Look, chat, you watch and watch this. Do you see how white that was? And he was over there watching too, Kade. Now do, maybe he just needed some training, you're right.
Kade, you saw exactly how I just did it. Now you do the same thing I just did. Hey, what's good, Kasey? What, you want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right there, thank you so much. Have yourself a good Casey? What you want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right there. Thank you so much.
"Cockatoo has made my life as a documentary video producer much easier because I no longer have to transcribe interviews by hand."
— Peter, Los Angeles, United States
Want to transcribe your own content?
Get started freeHave yourself a good day. Thank you. I gotta go restock the ice cream.
Excuse me, y'all. Excuse me.
How y'all doing today? Y'all doing good? Welcome to Kmart.
It was better.
I mean, it was better, but but still did you see the leg action Chat did you see the leg action that ain't right? Hey, how you doing? What you want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right here. Did you just give a thumbs? Did you just give a thumbs that? What is he doing? Is he stalking me? I am scared of my own employee You'll get this trash picked up real quick There we go, hope everybody's having a great day today, thank y'all so much. Oh my goodness 24 hours live challenge again
You gotta be kidding me Hey, whoever just said Kate is learning from the best. I never taught him to do this Every time I would save somebody from certain death. I do it gently and with grace ain't that right chat? Yeah Yeah Excuse you sir. I need to work on this. Thank you. you're good. You know what, W-mans, he's laying to the side of it, getting me more space so I can work on it.
Yo, Cade's family with Ken Gifton, wow. I just saw you do that, get out of here! Cade, Cade, we have multiple people drowning and he is power walking. Cade, get a move on! Hey, how you doing chocolate ice cream I can do that for you. Thank you so much. Oh
I thought you were okay. Never mind. He's getting it cleaned up. I'll go get the ice I'll go get the lemonade restocked if it takes you forever to do it. I'll be right back Chad dollar reinforcing his behavior by saying aura Stop saying Aura. Him nonchalantly going to save these people's lives isn't Aura. She's probably on the verge of drowning and he just got there.
Did you see what he just did?
WHAT IS HE DOING?! What is he doing? Oh my lord!
Oh no this is bad. Oh oh every everywhere I turn this is getting worse and worse. This is not a good situation. We got people up here writing pee pee poo poo. The owner sucks. I'm about to cry and have a panic attack.
I need a manager. I'm so sorry. I'm getting this cleaned up right now. I'm sorry you had to experience that. Hope y'all are having at least somewhat of a good trip though. Uh oh, somebody's panicking on the diving board. Cade, I swear, you better do it
just like I trained you, Cade, okay? Nice and gentle. You thought you was gonna trespass, huh? See ya, idiot. Don't know what you thought you was doing in here. Hey, how you doing chase? You want a strawberry ice cream? There you go. Have yourself a good day. Thank you so much for being here. Oh, no Oh, oh lord have oh my goodness
No, Cade. Cade, Cade, please, gentle. Cade, please, gentle. Please.
Hey. Hey. Chat, we to do something but the satisfaction rate is out of this world
Oh my goodness 100 guests and 81 percent satisfaction rate that might be no they no, they don't like Cade. No, they do not. Nobody likes Cade. You can say he's cool until you're panicking on a diving board and he pushes you so hard you do a double back flip,
spine folds in half, scorpion style. This is not good. Atticus would probably do better. Azale would probably do better. Chat, you're over here. Oh, you waited too long for an ice cream cone?
Well, if I just look at my watch, turns out we're closed, Hallie. No, seriously? We got people on the slides. Oh my goodness. Why do y'all have to do this every day?
Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Get started freeHuh?
Theodore! Theodora! Theodora, get off the slide you're done Thank you. Theodore. I get out of the park. We're closed your loitering. Thank you for being here We got we got more people over dude, dude. There's so many people trespassing Hey, how you doing Anthony and Kiara get out the park I
Said get hey how you doing Anthony and Kiaro get out the park I said get get out the park there is no there is no universe that exists where y'all stay in here right now leave oh my goodness it looked like he died. Please leave. I don't want to have to do this. Please. Please just go Hey, you have to go you have to leave Chiara I'm about to call the police Ah, wait a minute. Ah! uh Don't trespass at the Goob Lagoon. Especially if I already gave you multiple kind warnings and I only hit you with a baseball bat multiple times and you still decided you wanted to stay, guess what, your life is forfeit
at that point. You have no right to be here anymore. I'm so sick of you, Ora Farmer. Get off the diving board! I bet you won't push me like that! You so tough, everybody in chat been glazing you
for the only two days that you've been working here. I bet you won't push me like that. Yeah, exactly, cuz I pay your wages Jack Kate is a problem and we all know it Kate is a problem. How you doing? Kate is a problem and we all know it y'all are just keeping around cuz y'all think he's got aura. He's out here hurting people. Oh no. Oh no. Yo Jaquan and Timothy, get them mops ready because them birds about
to be straight dookie and all over the place. Let's open open up lock in Samuel for real Hey, you better be on your best behavior day. I've had it up to here with you. Okay, you understand me I need you to be careful, buddy New pool I can't get no new pool Check the rain no upgrades we can make Why y'all say in W stream cuz the seagulls came in Hope everybody's having a great day y'all ignore the birds, please. That's just something that happened That's just something that happens. It would happen at any water not just a good lagoon. Thank y'all for being here
How you doing? Zara? I hope you having a good day. Thank you for choosing the Google Do appreciate y'all for being here. How you doing? How are you doing? I Hey, how you doing? Okay, let me get this. Okay. There you go. All you're in here drunk, ma'am Man, you can't be in here drunk. I'm afraid oh No, she's going on the death loop while drunk How y'all doing? Everybody doing good? I hope so. Hey, oh my goodness. There's literally bird doofy everywhere. Can we please get this? Can we please get this cleaned up? Thank you. Yo, Adrian, what on this planet earth do you think you're
oh you're on there my my bad I thought you was on my machine I don't know what I'm thinking yo the goo lagoon death slide with the five gifted thank you oh it's funny you thought you got away with it huh Nathan oh I'm trespassing look at me it's real funny a to Nathan got me all the way messed up you go trespass and laugh oh it's funny huh he think he got away with it Chad what's wrong with Oh It's funny, huh
On the lemonade, oh no, oh
Ellowin, hello. Oh my goodness. Somebody just died
Kade, please be careful, please Kade
Google graffiti artist with the five gifted. Thank you
Okay, I don't know if he was careful or not I didn't look I didn't want to look You know what chat? Maybe it's better if I don't look when he goes to help somebody you think Maybe because it's it's bad We just can assume that he's doing something horrible every time he goes to save somebody, you know what I mean? By prestige.
Who just did that?
Get out of here!
That's how you do it, you don't know exactly who did it, just hit everybody in the face until you find out exactly who did. You still got the person you was looking for? At the end of the day. Hey, how you doing? You want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right here You cannot go on the diving board drunk. You got to get out of here. Hey get out get out
Get out of the park. Thank you so much Chat we have 32 research points, by the way, is that not insane? Look how much look how much work we can do when we're saving money. Chat, we have 61,000.
Ooh. Why is this a horror game now? Why is this a horror game? Somebody's panicking on the diving board, which means they're gonna die. My goodness, clip what just happened. Did I just see what I think I just saw? Don't tell me I just saw what I think I just saw in the distance.
My goodness, clip what just happened. Wait, did I just see? the I use this... That's a person. That's a person. Zoom in on the Zoom in on the five. five. They literally flew out of the park.
Somebody literally flew over the wall.
They flew over the wall! What just happened? Kade Instructors with the five gifted. Ma'am, you better start praying, not gonna lie.
Oh, you're drunk, nevermind, get out of here anyway. Have a good night, thank you. Oh ma'am, or sir, you better start praying for real. It's about to get real ugly for you up there, I'm not gonna lie. Kade, Kade, please go easy on him. Kade.
My right eye's going blurry. Chocolate ice cream, there you go. You have yourself a good day. Thank you so much. Somebody over here. Oh, this is so nasty.
This place is going downhill. It really is. What you looking at? Chat, this place is, oh no. Oh my goodness. There's just bodies flying because of Cade How you doing? You doing good? I hope so. Hope everybody's having a great day for real. I really oh my goodness Samuel What are we doing?
Samuel oh my goodness. I'm does everybody look here like a zombie? Okay, get this done, buddy. Okay, let's go. Hey, how you doing, Daisy? What you want, vanilla ice cream? I got you right there.
Thank you so much. Have a beautiful day. What's good, Deborah? Vanilla ice cream, there you go. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful day. What's good, Deborah? Vanilla ice cream, there you go. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you for choosing the Goot Lagoon.
I appreciate everybody for being here for real. Thank you. I gotta restock the granola bar machines, hold up. Kobe. Kobe. I'm barely holding it together right now, chat.
I'm barely holding it together right now chat. I'm so serious. I'm gonna start crying. We're about to lose everything I have a demon working for me and y'all are too much of There is a demon working for me, oh you're? Yeah, get out of here. I don't know what you thought you were doing. Peace. There we go. Thank you so much, Timothy. At least I can rely on you.
Don't worry, ma'am. Or sir, I got you. There you go.
Safe fall.
Gooblegoon VIP with the five gifted. Thank you. Why are people just laid on the floor over here?
Hello?
You've seen me. You've seen me. You've seen me.
You did.
Hey, how you doing?
Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Get started freeWhat's good, Nathan? Chocolate ice cream.
I got you right here. Thank you so much. Wow. Good job saving them, Cade.
Where are you taking them? Hey, how you doing? What's good, Nathan? Chocolate ice cream? I got you right here. Thank you so much. Wow. Good job saving him, Cade. Where are you taking him? And he talks about Cade. Well, the difference was, the difference was I was defending the goob lagoon. Cade just hurts people just for sport. I gotta go get more lemonade. Should I get another lemonade machine chat?
Lowkey put two of them in there? I feel like, I feel like we might need to do that. Excuse me, how you doing? Bo's drowning. Somebody go save Bo. Cade, go save Bo, please.
He's never gonna get there. How much do you want to bet Bo? You know what this is a real training moment for Cade. Let's see if Cade makes it all the way over there to Bo before he drowns. You think you will chat? Strawberry ice cream. Thank you so much Peyton. You have a good day. Appreciate you. Yo what's good Isaac? What you want? Chocolate ice cream. There you go, have a good one. Has nobody served you yet? Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. Just give me one second.
Kade, hurry it up, buddy. I mean, how close do you think he was? How close do you think he was? Ace died? Who was Ace? Chat, we hit $70,000. I was here.
Oh my goodness, we are cooking. $70,000? Everything is okay right now. No joke, we are cooking. $70,000. Everything is okay right now. No joke, we're all good. Sadie's panicking on the diving board. That's a death sentence over here at the Goob Lagoon.
Yo, Swell Attorney with the team gifted, thank you. Sadie, I'm sorry for what's about to happen to you. I really am. Okay, the death slides seem to be in decent order today besides that one person. Sadie, I'm so sorry. Chat, give me a RIP Sadie real quick. I don't think she's gonna make it.
Who would have thought that at Goob Lagoon, panicking on the diving board was a death sentence Samuel get back to work. We can't take breaks. Thank you Sadie somebody will be with you in just a second Just no regard no no care, just doesn't... Oh, you're so... Oh, you're so bad, Daniela.
I might have done a thing, demon emojis. Wow. Wow, you're such a demon She's such a demon Oh Lord have mercy, I'm sorry, sir Oh man, let me get some more ice cream real quick. I mean, chat, dude, I don't, somebody's going halfway through the slide. Can't believe they survived that.
Hey, how you doing, Troy? You want a chocolate ice cream? I can do that for you. Thank you so much for choosing to Google Lagoon. It means a lot to us.
Thank you.
Chat, we're at 75k right now should i just buy every upgrade that's available right now since we probably have the money for it that might be the play for i just ran somebody over i'm so sorry hire somebody for ice cream can i hire another employee chocolate ice cream there you go you have a good day. Thank you so much. What you want strawberry ice cream This is an employee section only you just ran through here like you own the place
I understand you got money like that, but you can't just walk you can't just walk through here like that. What does happen to you? What does happen? Did she just fall off the slide? Hold on one second, I'm getting this cleaned up. Hey, how you doing? Vanilla ice cream, I got you right here, thank you. I'm sorry, hold on, let me get that right there. Excuse me.
Hey, what you want? A low-key chocolate ice cream, there you go. Have yourself a beautiful rest of your day at the Goob Lagoon. Oh my goodness, Kade.
Bro!
What you want, big dog? Vanilla? Oh my goodness, but why is it working? Man, why is it working? Why are we more successful right now than we ever have before?
And I don't wanna hear y'all saying it's Cade because it's not. One hundred and ten customers? Eighty-two percent satisfaction. We have never, never had this much consistent success. I think it's because I'm locked in. Y'all have a good day.
"The accuracy (including various accents, including strong accents) and unlimited transcripts is what makes my heart sing."
— Donni, Queensland, Australia
Want to transcribe your own content?
Get started freeThank y'all so much for being here for real. Thank y'all. Samuel, can you stop? Can you stop? Have a good one. Have a good one.
Thank y'all so much for being here. We appreciate. This dude's still over here waiting for eliminate. This dude's still over here waiting for eliminate. You still over here waiting for eliminate like we ain't been closed for 15 minutes. Get out of here. You got an attitude enough to complain, man.
Get out of here. Chat, you are doing nothing but reinforcing Kade's bad behavior. Y'all know that, right? You type in aura every time He's standing on top of a diamond board looking like superman. You are just reinforcing his bad behavior and you know what? It's disgusting Anonymous with the team gifted. Thank you anonymous
So chat y'all think y'all think kade is the poster boy go to go now, he's the goobla goon he's superhero Household name Unreal the glazing chat the glazing is is is is unreal with y'all Okay, I challenge y'all to do this then name me one one good thing that Cade brings to the table at the Goob Lagoon. What does he bring? Yo, Doc with the five, thank you.
Passion, aura, charisma, and money. What do you mean he brings money to the goob lagoon what did He brings life by taking life. Y'all sitting here talking like this dude's a superhero. Brings life by taking life, huh? For real? Yo, we had some rich customers in here today.
Do you see the amount of money and stuff that's just laying around for us? That is beautiful. Okay, let me ask y'all this then. So if you're panicking on the diving board, who would you rather have,
who would you rather come help you out? Me or Cade. Okay, so we're just lying, okay, so yeah. Now it's just, we're just lying. Okay, Chad, now here's what it is. You know what we're doing right now, though? I'll tell you what we're doing right now.
We needed this yesterday. We need another lemonade stand in right here gotta have it remove this trash can real quick move that over here we're putting in another lemonade not lemonade stand lemonade vending machine we needed this for real like no joke we needed it there we go another lemonade machine is in now should I just get every upgrade possible look at what we have chat we literally have 41 research points and $74,000 I feel like we should it sure what that means. Wait is that what Cade has? We have everything possible under attractions
now. Spray can I really ain't worried about that. Do we get the additional ticket machine Ticket price
Pressure washer
Tick-tock, this is not gun, dude. It's a pressure washer. Look. Y'all want to get pressure washer? Ticket machine? We could get ticket machine and pressure washer right now y'all cool with that I say yes you got the pressure washer high-tech upgrade it washes, rides, wipes out dirt and clears puddles. It clears puddles too. Ticket machine. You know what else we're getting to? Janitor training level three, hear me out.
Yeah. Janitor training level three as well. I think we just spent the best money we ever have. Like we pretty much got everything that we at the current moment need. Yo, hold up. I can get rid of the mop now. Let's go test this thing out. Pressure washer. Can you shoot people with it? No, you can't. That's okay. I mean, you could probably clean people with it, but wait, let's see. I can't this actually works on like that is goaded that so i don't need the water gun anymore then do i
because the because dude that is so good how far away oh my goodness chat that right there is what we call an upgrade buddy Stop running from the demolition unlock the demo. We don't want the demolition Chat isn't demolition only like to clear everything out that you that you haven't cleared out
It's good so should I get it Instead of using the hammer, wait a minute. Is that why y'all been saying this? Demolish No way
Oh my goodness, that's the best thing I've ever seen Wow Okay, you know what y'all were right. I had no idea. That's what that was. That is is actually so good are you kidding me so whenever we unlock the next zone over there we ain't got to run around with that hammer for like 45 straight minutes to clear all that out we can just do it with the demolish with the demolish thing that we just got chat what an episode that was that was an episode indeed we just got crazy amount of upgrades and We have a serial killer that works for us, but we are having the most success we've ever had
We're having the most customers and the highest satisfaction rate. So, you know what if it ain't broke don't break it You know what? I mean? Hey Great screen chat. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the get this subs don't know bits follows. And of course, I appreciate y'all for just hanging out. Hey Y'all have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. I love me. All right
Y'all have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. I love me. All right Peace out y'all
Get ultra fast and accurate AI transcription with Cockatoo
Get started free →
