I Opened a Fast Food Restaurant With 3 Idiots... 1 YEAR AGO

15 on that one labeled for 15 thank you 14 do we have a table 15 am I am I snorting crack off? Yes, we have a table 15. Oh, well, he's gone. So no we know That's our triple ketchup guy Who's just sitting in the corner like no Speranto? You are about to watch me and my friends open a fast-food restaurant over one year ago. You heard me one year ago I don't think you understand the mental whiplash

I experienced when I found this on my hard drive. I was like But anyway, I figure it's been long enough since the goons released this footage on their channel So why not? We're just do it on mine If you enjoy this video and want me to scour through my hard drive to try and find more really old footage leave a like On this video subscribe if you're new and I hope you enjoy the rest of this old-ass video.

God, I tell you what. We couldn't have picked a better place for this fast food stront.

Stront? Smitty, you're floating behind a car. What? No, I'm not. Do you know that about yourself? That you're floating in the air behind a car? I'm standing right next to you. What are you talking about? You're here, floating behind the car.

Are you okay? You're lying to my face.

You're floating behind a motor vehicle. There's a woman watching you and she's concerned. There is no car on my screen. What are you talking about?

What do you mean there's no car? You're lying!

There's no car! What are you see you spitting? Do you want me to screenshot what I have on my screen? Yes I can't do that cuz there's a car in front of me Guys Yo, look how beautiful our restaurant is. What do we franchise? We should be franchise this place. What are we gonna call it?

Asperger's

Literally asperger's or do you want ass burgers the disease burgers? What do you want here? I'm just gonna throw this one out there. What do we think about? What do we think about this? Why is it gay? It's a sign McNasty. It can't Okay, how about this? Now we're talking. You think we're gonna get sued? Wait, hold on, we got cheese, chicken, tomato,

onion, delicious, 100% beef, original taste, spicy salad, mushroom, this is a big menu.

I get customized, what?

Can I be black?

Yup.

You sounded disappointed, I don't know why. Oh

Here's the drive-thru level 15 what damn we need to get to cooking Jesse Jesse we need to burger

We need to hold on I need to add to cart beef patties guys write this down Who unplugged the fucking computer dude? Did you complete the order we have I'm gonna order a bulk of burger buns, okay pay attention for a delivery Shit okay come come get these burgers stuff oh Dude, this looks really crazy. I'm trying to throw them outside defense burger Matt Please please put the burger buns where they need to go. I hope he kidnaps me hold on. I want to get kidnapped No, dude. You guys want to make burgers or not where are you hold on we're having fun get out of there

hey you two inside right now inside right now in my office in my office go

well

laughing

laughing

you're a great boss

dude go check on him

hey guys are you doing ok

finally a sacrifice we get to eat the woman. I can't let that happen on work time get out everybody out

We gotta actually figure out how to make stuff here Because if we don't make a single thing Tutorial note

Yeah read that it'll show you how to do it

Get out of the way You have to put them on the tray thing You have to put them in the tray

And then you grab the burger And then you put the burger in the grill. Oh, we need cheese

We need cheese

Okay, did you open the store we got one order dude, oh my god, what did you what is it? What is it? It's a hamburger with nothing on it. I don't know where to put the meat. We have meat. It's being burnt Okay. Well, you put it in this tray Matt guys. You're burning the shit. We have meat. It's being burnt. Okay. Well you put it in this tray, Matt Guys, you're burning the shit out of the burgers. Where's our hamburger buns? You guys are so fucking stupid. It's incredible

I don't know if we need that

We do need this, dude Guys, look at all the burgers McNasty just put on the table Where? He's gonna get Salman Ella, okay, I put a burger on top of a bun. What's the order? He wants a hamburger. He wants hamburger. Go bring it to him Put it on a tray and serve it to him good. I think you bring it over to him He's sleeping! He's sleeping! I didn't even look at it! You peed! Don't you ever come back, bitch! Okay, we got some burgers ready.

Dude, why is there so many buns on the table?

Why are there so many buns?

What is going on back here?

They're not doing anything, that's the problem.

What do you mean I'm not doing anything? I've been putting buns on the table!

There is a full burger right here. Just waiting to go out there. Yeah one I fucking put together Matt you have to put it on a wrapper Oh my god, you're actually the worst I like that everyone in the restaurant can just hear this Yeah, it's open kitchen style. What do you want?

You want something sorry, what do you want?

Hamburger got it. I'm being kidnapped. I mean kidnapped. That's okay. Nothing of value was lost Nothing of value was lost. How do restaurant going in here? You know, man, we have lost $100 today guys. I'm back Oh, there's a lady guys. I'm feeding this lady the burger That's been sitting for 20 minutes. Don't do that. Oh She didn't like it. Oh my god, dude This is the only person that has eaten a burger so far this person right here. We just made our first $5

Oh my god, there's nobody left. I

Think the day's over. We're waiting for her to get out. GET OUT! Alright, let's end the day. No way we all carpool in this little shit fucking box.

How'd we do?

One satisfied customer!

Alright, two, uh, one hamburger, one double hamburger.

Finally. They're doing it. They're beginning to believe.

Hey bitch, what do you want? Hey, she want a double, this fat bitch want a double.

Hey, dude? Can you, uh, tone down the foul language, please?

Fat ass bitch want a double!

Why are you putting them on- put them on this? Put them on this burger tray.

I think I'm gonna get chlamydia 6, dude.

Stop putting them on the table! I'm prepping the burgers. Give me that fat ass bitch's order. Make sure make sure the right person gets it. Number 15 fat ass. Where you at?

Fat ass. Hey where's the fat thigh better bitch's order? Here you go fat ass. Hey he liked it, he liked it. She wants a burger!

Got it. By the way whoever's putting all the receipts on Hello? Oh my god, bitch, why are you so loud?

Another burger. Single burger.

Uh oh.

Could you not empty our Yuma, please?

Sorry, my fault.

Customer! Shiny hair!

Hello.

AH!

Your hair looks really stupid, I'll take your order. I need a double hamburger. I need a double Dookie burger on number 17, please.

Okay, this is a single burger, dude.

Not on 17. You did the one thing you weren't supposed to.

Just put it, take it off it, take it off it,

take it off it, take it off it, take it off it!

Are you shrinking?

Were you getting smaller in size? Double burger. What do you want bitch?

She wants a single there you go

level up level up

This bitch just cheered she loves our shit. You love our shit. Don't you McMaster? Are you in the bathroom? No? You said that a little too sus. 12, single, okay.

Jesus Christ.

Okay.

As it was leaving my mouth I'm like alright.

16 left.

I think I messed up number 12 so I fed him only bread.

Sit back down ma'am I have burgers! You're gonna eat this shit! You're gonna eat that shit! Hey! Eat that shit!

We should just feed him one of like a very undercooked one. You're gonna eat that shit! I am a burger! Hey! I am a burger! Eat that shit! I am a burger! Eat that shit! I am a burger! Eat that shit! I am a burger!

Eat that shit!

We should just feed him one of, like a very undercooked one.

Just a raw patty.

Give him a tapeworm named Dale. Uh, the kids meals come with a dewormer chocolate, so it turns into a first-person shooter somebody's fucking stoked about that it's only a double burger right here that's a that's we need a single all right taking that off you got to be quicker than that yeah okay this bitch wanted double so got it order all tables Got it. Order. All tables are occupied, dude. We need to-

You need to clear the tables, man!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Hold on, they ain't got nowhere to sit, these asses.

Oh my god, it's getting bad.

Aren't they supposed to throw their own fucking trash away?

No, this is America.

Lazy pieces of shit. MESSI, YOU HAVE NO PROCESS! This is America lazy pieces of shit messy you have no process you put them all randomly on at once

You're you have to flip them at the same time. You have to remember fucking dick McNasty got fired from Subway in two weeks

Yeah, I flipped burgers badly at Subway my bad

You are the one that put them on all at the same time like a fucking idiot.

Nobody knows that.

Guys I think the other burger hit 200% if somebody wants to look at it. It's gonna burn.

It's a hockey puck!

Okay, Canadian calm down. I'm a ninja on the grill, bro.

Finish those burgers, let's leave them out all night, and then we'll reheat them in the morning or something. Serve them in the morning, I like that. I have a double burger ready to go as well.

Let's close up shop.

Can I close the restaurant while your order is still on its way?

What does that mean?

Maybe burger on the grill.

Maybe the burger need to come off?

Who's frothing?

Ew!

Ew!

It sounds like a sloppy shit I took yesterday.

Oh, it sounds like I'm like waterboarding a goose with my piss.

Like choking Donald Duck.

I feel like this is gonna be a really good day. Can I close it? Wait, I think it's actually bugged. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The truck is probably outside with shit in it. Oh yeah!

Oh.

Oh my god, what does this mean

what's the problem I want to go home it's gotta be the burgers of the grill is it this hamburger sitting here I'm throwing this shit away no no no it's

not that it's gone it's these fucking things you put them back in the morning Matt okay come on come on oh thank God there we go new explosive barrel oh this guy wants ketchup times three what a bastard I'm ordering it it's on

its way we've ordered ketchup just for this guy wants ketchup times three what a bastard. I'm ordering it. It's on its way

We've ordered ketchup just for this guy. Yeah, we flew it in today just for you sir. This guy wants ketchup as well We need two singles and then one times three ketchup one times one ketchup

I'm making the burger and I need a double with nothing else but double. Okay, let's see

Okay, what do they need?

burger hamburger

Yeah Let's see. Okay, what do they need? Burger. Hamburger? Uh, yeah.

One plain single, one plain double.

One, two, three.

And then on your screen back there, just look, there's a shit ton of ketchup orders.

Fifteen on that one.

Labeled for fifteen.

Thank you.

Fourteen.

Do we have a table fifteen? I am I starting to crack off? Well, he's gone so no we don't oh my god That's our triple ketchup guy who's just sitting in the corner like no Speranto He actually asked to go diarrhea at work. Oh my fucking god. Okay. This is a single hamburger, dude I don't know what table that's going to Table one table one table one guys. I made so many burger and nobody eating my burger. Hello, bitch

What time do those tits open? Thank you

table six on this burger do table six Oh

Okay

Guys we have a lot of orders? I'm doing my best back here number 14. Do your best better? Man, dude, they heard we ordered ketchup and everybody wants this shit now

number seven

New trend that's our niches ketchup anymore burgers made I guys I wouldn't mind somebody else doing a

grilling as well

Yeah, I mean as you're not doing anything oh, so now you want me to help okay number two Number two that guy's gonna leave that guy's gonna leave soon. Number two, he's gone. He's gone. For fuck's sake. God damn it.

Guys, we have a dick ton of orders.

I'm waiting for burgers.

I know. I know.

Dude, I feel like I'm actually putting in a nine to five.

Yup.

This is terrible.

He placed that order two hours ago.

Oh, shit. Are you still here?

Hamburger.

Damn, this guy waited two hours for a ham-churger. Oh my god, dude. He's leaving. Yeah, I'll have you know you're leaving a recently leveled up establishment, asshole.

How many burgers can we stack?

Keep going.

Oh my god, wait.

Can you make like a monster burger?

Put some ketchup on there

All right, this looks good to me this looks good to me Yeah, right. How did you wrap that shit like that? Hold on that thing's as dense as a fucking neutron star. Jeez

Pounds let you serve it. somebody. It probably weighs 60 pounds.

Let you serve it? Sure.

Yeah, let me serve that to somebody. Alright, next morning.

Let's get to work!

Wait, is bird dirt still in the fridge?

Oh, is it gone? I think it's gone.

Aww, bird dirt.

Let's make another one. Let's make a vile one. Ma'am, your pants are stupid. Hold on! What are you doing? We're making giant meat...

raw meat burger.

Number seven needs a meat mountain. Let's actually see how high we can stack it. I want to half cook one side. Okay. Just take them off as you want. Can we do a bunch to 200%?

Absolutely.

Alright, gentlemen. Holy shit, we grillin' like a bastard in here!

Alright.

Damn!

I know that noise.

How come my ear like that?

I have 200 and a few.

Put some ketchup on there. Who's ketchup? Get on ketchup duty, ketchup those things. Just on top, there you go. Don't spam it though, you wanna save some for the next ones. I hope this gives somebody just immediate colon cancer. Excuse me. Can you put a bottom bun in there?

Yeah, you can put a bottom in there.

Alright, cool.

I would love to watch a customer unhinge their jaw and bite this.

Do we have enough buns to keep going? I mean burger?

Is it done?

I don't think I can put any more.

I think it's done.

Oh, is that actually it yeah I think this is it and now we serve it up to the happy customer it seems like the buns are not in the right order that's what he's mad about no that's the right amount of meat all cooked perfectly but that's fun wait we should try to serve that to everyone in here

Don't throw that away. We'll serve it again You know what this shit it's the blood take that order take that order we gotta do it but we get the buns in the right Okay, all right, yeah, let's try that again let's try that again they were giving away $400 in raw beef patties genuine question is I blocked with the door I'm gonna try to serve the wrong soda everyone in our dining room open a restaurant here's your diluted Yuma. No, all right get out then. No, all right get out then. Oh no, all right get the fuck out then. We gotta save one customer. Hold on, what time is it? It's 6pm, we gotta save a customer.

No, all right, get out then.

Start making the burger, gentlemen.

It's behind you, Matt.

Oh, fantastic.

Where's the other spatula? I'll help you. Oh, there it is. Spatula I hope you others I feel like McNasty's carrying it around I got it Ketchup ketchup ketchup and doing the order right we have to do dark dark pink dark pink dark dark pink

We are making a crazy concoction back this way this way Shaggy and Scooby be eaten on a random Tuesday

We should we should put the top button on now in case it doesn't let us throw another one on there

Dude, this thing looks like so not a fucking spongebob

Okay, you want to serve it? Yes, sir. Hold on. Give this guy extra soda. We got to hurry up. He might leave True. All right. This is good

11 Alright, this is good. Eleven.

Okay.

It's overcooked.

It was overcooked! Did you look at this burger? Dude, I wanted to like, I want them to open it like one of those silly snake cans, like those prank things. And just put it in the face with like nine pounds of raw meat. And just put it in the face with like nine pounds of raw meat.

BLEEEEH