Let's go. Y'all been telling me to play this for a minute. I heard I'm making an appearance in the game too at some point. Now look here. If y'all know me, you know that I am a businessman. Let's name all the stuff, all the businesses that we've opened.
What do we have, chat?
Oh, look at the doggie! Look at the doggie! Look here
We have opened we're gonna go through my track record of businesses that i've opened and prospered in Gas station Laundromat Grocery store Fast food business for one day, a card shop, a church, drug dealing ring. Vending machine business for one day. What else? The morgue, the cemetery game. Chat, that is nine businesses that your boy has created and they have prospered guess what?
One more. What does that make?
Ten Ten I like the vibe There is no business I can't run! Oh! This is important! Oh, this is important! What are we naming it?
No! No, I didn't expect him to hit me with this already. What are we naming it? Gooberland?
Gooberland? Yo, Juice with the five. Gooberland. Yo Juice with the five. Queso's Aquatic Adventures. I like it. Booty Creek. Y'all remember the game Booty Creek!
Yo cats with the five. The splash zone? Buddy, that is so basic. If you're walking through and you're trying to go to a water park, would you go to Booty Creek or the splash zone?
I just thought of another one Simpleton Slip and Slide! Hold up! Ha ha!
Booty Creek got order! I'm not gonna let Booty Creek go home! go on. I do like, I do like Kaso's Aquatic Adventures though. Polling, we ain't got options to poll right now. Okay, one of the options will be booty Creek y'all cool with that booty Creek Booty Creek is one of our options Kso's aquatic adventures is another option that has a good ring to it as well
Simpleton slip-and-slide just should that be an option to
Dookie dives No, cuz then they're gonna think you can take dumps in the pool. And y'all remember that story I had when I went to Magic Springs when I was a kid? That kid took a dump in the pool in front of me. I ain't doing that. Dookie Dives is kind of hard though. Wait, Dookie Dives does go kind kinda hard!
Goob lagoon! Simpleton splash? Okay, alright look. We got. Can you get employees in this game? Booty Creek. Goob Lagoon. Um, Simpleton, splash. Dookie dives. One more we need one more Booty Bay is crazy, no. We just did Booty Creek because that's a horror game.
I just saw a crazy name, what was that that sounded horrible sweetest vote on these here's what we'll do we'll let y'all vote on all of them and in the final two highest voted ones will go head to head.
Let's go.
Vote, this is important. We're voting for the name of our Dabgum Waterpark. Oh my goodness, Goob Lagoon, oh my goodness goob lagoon. Oh my goodness
That's not even close Why is booty Creek losing I literally don't know
But booty Creek is second so the top two two, we're going to go head to head. So we're going to do Goobla Goob versus Booty Creek, even though we can already tell what it's probably going to be. Yo, Gia with the five. Thank you. They're both clean though. Chat, they both clean. All right, now it's gonna be Goobla Goo versus Booty Creek for the name. Here we go this is the finals you ready go
goob lagoon got it. Goob lagoon got it, chat. It is what it is. Urine time for fun at the water park? Excuse me? You're in time for fun?
At the water park? You're in for a good time, Waterpark.
No, that's crazy.
That's horrible.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it looks like Goob Lagoon is what we're naming the Waterpark. is what we're naming the water park. Shout out to Booty Creek with a close second. Dr. Goob with the five, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I was here. Ladies and gentlemen,
I was here. Welcome to the grand opening of Goob Lagoon.
That's a cute little loading screen. Yo Jake with the five. Oh my goodness, Lord have mercy. New day, new life. You quit your hated job and use your last savings to chase a dream. You bought an old abandoned water park. That's me
Can you restore it to its former glory or will it fail just like it did under its previous owner No, it will not because the previous owner I can guarantee you did not name it gooble again. So it was destined to fail
Gotta turn that down. That's absurdly loud about like that right there. That'll work
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the goob lagoon
Do you see it ain't it beautiful
Sensitivity actually too low, but I pre did it so About like that right there Chat welcome to the goob lagoon
Wow that ain't pretty. Chat, that ain't pretty at all. It is what it is. Why do I got a sledgehammer in my hand? A hammer? Who are these people? Thomas, who are you? Hey!
Y'all come shop at the goop or uh Y'all come swim at the goop lagoon, it's hot outside!
Welcome to Kmart.
Kmart? We'll see you in court. Kmart, oh Kmart! Not with an actual K, okay, not with an actual K. Okay, never mind.
I'm about to say, welcome to Kmart.
Okay, thank you.
Who are you? Hey, you look like you know how to run a business. What is this? Wait, what? What is this? Push. Hey, would you say to me?
Oh, oh.
Ah.
Well, we already getting a lawsuit. we ain't even opened the doors yet.
GG.
No witnesses.
HA! Oh my goodness! Hey, you got a problem? Oh my goodness!
Hey, you got a problem? Okay let me not do all this. I gotta run a business here. Anyway, thank you. Anyway, hey sir, I'm about to open up this water park. It's called Goob Lagoon over there.
I hope you can point some people my way because I see that you sell swimming equipment in here. So be like, Hey, you want to use this swimming equipment that I'm selling? Just point them over here. Okay. Appreciate that.
Have a good one.
The dad gum goob lagoon. Why is there police, police what? Chat, why is there police tape here?
Oh my! How long has this been abandoned?!
Oh, it is an absolute dump. I got scammed. Use the sledgehammer to clear the entrance. Okay. Um, what's in these boxes? Can I be using all that dust action what's that asbestos okay this
dusty broken-down waterpark has definitely seen some better days, huh, I'd say. But you're here to change all that. First, let's clear out the old buildings. Use your sledgehammer to demolish old buildings. Buildings? Oh my goodness, why is there police tape? What happened here? Was a crime committed?
Yo, not gonna lie though, chat. This is a pretty good size swimming pool for us to start off with. Let's be real here. There's a lot of trash around here, but dude, this has potential, like for real.
I see the potential. Wait, you want me to destroy the, oh, you want me to destroy the pool? Can I get out of here? Can I hit it from here? Wait, it disappeared.
Not exactly five-star cleanliness, huh? Guess not. Trash is everywhere, and let's be real, no one's lining up to relax next to a pile of soda cans. I do that every night.
Grab a trash bag, clean up the mess and toss it all by holding the right click to the dumpster. I gotta pick up all this trash. Can I get an employee? Where's the trash bag? Oh, Chad, I'm not gonna lie, we're gonna get like the health department's gonna come in here and shut us down. is rust on everything look how rusty everything
is what is this Lord have mercy randomized character
is that me? No. No.
Where the red hair, red beard at? Alright it is what it is we're gonna rock with this. Why am I in third person? Chat why am I in third person? Help.
Help why am I in third person?
Help!
Change camera?
Okay there we go yeah we ain't trying to do that. Yo, look at this over here. You think you can eventually expand it? Oh my goodness. You might be able to- Dude, one day.
One day. One day.
One day!
Okay, let's get this trash picked up because we ain't making no money. We got $500 in our bank account right now. Should I move this so y'all can see the stuff? Oh no, y'all can see the money. Yeah, y'all can see it says 500. Trash bag, did that cost me $3?
Oh, I'm going broke, GG. Trash bag, did that cost me $3? Oh, I'm going broke, GG. Trash, okay, okay, you gotta grab the trash bag from there. Okay, let's throw all this trash away. Can I take this to like a little scrap yard or something? Throw the trash bag into the dumpster, yes sir. Kobe! Oh Use your hands to remove newspapers from the entrance windows.
Entrance windows. Okay, clear paper. Somebody said the trash can closed. This place is so raggedy. Oh my God. This is so raggedy. Look at this. Everything's rusted. Ain't nobody gonna swim here. You're gonna get tetanus. You know what we could do for some extra business? Free tetanus shots for you to come swim here. We get a nurse, a fake one of course, sit out front tetanus shots for you to come in here. For the free ski. You come swim at goober, uh, you come Swim it goobly goo free catnip shot
You know Okay
Building your park can't have a water park without a pool
Each pool you build it raises the number of max guests your part can have
So right now my maximum amount of guests is one should I go bottom left so y'all can see chat
Yeah, I'm gonna go bottom left so y'all can see chat yeah I'm gonna go bottom left so y'all can see the guests press B to open the building menu select rusty pool and place the blueprint. Buddy, we are gonna get sued.
Go middle. Middle?
Chat, there ain't even nothing over here y'all need to see. What kind of goofy, I ain't going middle. Talk about some middle. Hold on, chat, we're not gonna move past the fact that it said rusty pool. Rusty pool, that's $100.
What's that going to be like a little, like one of them little inflatables? Oh you talking about, you talking about middle like right here. Okay, yeah, you right. Yeah, like right here in the middle. Yeah, you right. My bad. Yo, I don't know why I assumed y'all was talking about,
okay.
Wait. Ooh, ooh, first pool. Okay, you can rotate. Where do we put the pool at? We just put the pool right in the middle, chat? Low key?
Man, I don't know where to put the pool, bruh. Is this moving the trash around? Put it in the middle? Like right here, y'all cool with that? Or something like this? Dude, I'm stressing!
Put it in the middle.
I did it.
Let's build our first pool, Chad, I was here.
Yeah, first pool! You know what, when it said rusty pool, I thought it was going to be way worse. I would swim in this.
Yo, Kalis with the 100 gifted subs, oh my goodness.
Yo, give me some W's for Kalis with the hundred gifted Lord have mercy, bruh
Chat WK list with the hundred gifted. I appreciate that Kalis for this Kalis is game too, by the way
This actually Kalis is game right here. Yo WK. Let's really appreciate that for the hundred for real. Thank you
Okay Good news and bad news chat. Good news is we got us a swimming pool. Bad news is it ain't got no water and it's not that big. Find the water plug in the pool and close it to fill the pool.
Oh, right here.
Wait.
It's kinda clean. 360. Oh yeah, I'd swim here. What you talking about? Oh, customer's gonna come flooding in. What you mean?
All right, what is this? Service access, okay, I messed with that. Press B to open the build menu and place a rusty, rusty, Chad, imagine you're going to dive in here, you cut your foot on some rust, three days later you got log jawed.
I can't do that. Rusty diving board? Ooh, what end of the pool should it go on? Can't go in the middle, Chad. Upper end or lower end? I feel like lower end.
Like right here? Something like this right here. Boom. Dude, this is great. Look at this. Look at us, chat.
From the grocery. Did you see what that thing looked like? Preparations are done. Go to the ticket office and open the park. You want me to open in these conditions? Open the park with the button on the wall.
Once you're open for business, start selling those tickets. Choose the right time, age, and pass type, print it out, pass it to your eager guest. Let them come. Yeah, they're eager to get in here. Look, it's already not set up too bad.
Look at this. You know, say the diving board. Oh, we're getting sued, bad. Say the diving board, oh we're getting sued bad. Say the diving board's full, you can jump off the pallets right here. Double diving board. Look at this.
Oh, is it getting a little too hot outside? Stand underneath the marble exclusive umbrella that has not been here for 40 years. We are getting sued. We cannot open under these circumstances. I wanna clean up before I open. Should I clean up?
This is horrible. We're literally gonna get sued. Hold on, I gotta do a couple, hold on. I gotta get rid of some of this stuff. This is, this is, we can't have customers in here like this. Chat, y'all know me, I've ran too many businesses.
I know what's acceptable service or not. And I'm telling you right now, this is not acceptable service. Okay, can I get rid of some of this?
Whoa, what is that?
We got a iPad? Ooh, we need to charge that thing. Battery getting low. Oh, okay, right. Okay, can I get rid of this real quick? Oh, that's so much better.
Chat, come on. Oh my goodness, I should get rid of these, right? Cause somebody's gonna lay down on that thing, it's gonna break and I'm gonna get sued again. Get rid of them. Low key though, I'm gonna leave the umbrella cause I'm gonna get rid of everything else
but if they get too hot they need something to stay under. I know the umbrella raggedy but look you can at least hide from the sun.
Right?
See I think ahead chat, I know how to run a good, I know how to run a business. How many, what are we expecting first day customers? Oh, how many lawsuits are we expecting first day?
20?
But that, we can handle that. It's okay. Because look, we only got $356. It ain't like they're going to be able to sue us for nothing.
There we go, yep.
That's what the water's for, LMAO? So you think you don't get sunburned in a pool? You think the water protects you from getting sunburned? Open the schools, big dog. We throw this piece of trash away right here. Give me one second. No, there we go. Boom, watch this. Y'all ready?
Kobe!
Never mind, I need to open the doors. We ain't making no money. Okay, everything is prepped. This is low key beautiful right here. Let's be honest. You would swim here, right chat?
We don't offer any other services.
Oh dude.
Beach ball. Boop. No. Dude. Oh, it's a vibe.
It sets off the vibe.
What's that vibe for?
I'm going to leave it there.
Okay. No Dude oh, it's a vibe it sets off the vibe. What's that bike for? I'ma leave it there Okay, everything else good and clean. I don't know about all this but changing Okay, what am I doing again? Help. How do I open the store? This is the weapon I have in case somebody breaks in. I'm going to leave this right here in case somebody you open the store though. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, it's hot outside, ain't it? Sure is, what's good, George? What's good, Sophie?
What's good, Yusuf? How do I know y'all's names? Don't worry about that. But look here. Welcome to Goob, what is the name of the place goob what goob goob lagoon welcome to the goob lagoon thank y'all for being the first ever customers here i appreciate y'all
pass for six hours teen price eight um six hours teen price that's eight dollars for six hours excuse me yo chat i gotta i got a little question real quick is that a cloud or is that like is that some dookie? Is that a dookie meter? What does that mean?
I'm getting flashbacks to when I was a kid and that kid took a dump 10 feet in front of me in Magic Springs. Okay, um, here you go, sir. Enjoy your six hour stay. Eight dollars for six hours? Hey, Sophie, what can I get you? He went in that changing room? He ain't gonna come out of there. Oh!
He got a watch on? Oh, hit the dive on him! Hit it! Best day ever? are you kidding me? We're already popping off. Hey Sophie, you want to pass for eight hours? You're going to stay here for eight hours?
Lord have mercy. Okay, I got you right here. Thank you, Sophie. Have yourself a beautiful stay at Goob Lagoon. What's good, Yusuf? You want four hours for a senior?
Don't break a hip in here now. Hold on now, Bubba. Don't hurt yourself in here, okay? Senior citizen. Okay, four hours. Senior, here we go, yep.
Here you go, sir, thank you so much. Ticket cheaters. A guest that has sneaked into the park without a valid ticket? You can spot them quite easy. They're missing a bracelet. I dare! I dare you to try to- can we acknowledge how dirty that water is by the way? I dare somebody try to sneak in here with no risk band.
Yo, whack with the 10, W, whack with the 10. Okay, so we have to reg you. Push them out with right click to send a message. No ticket, no fun. I'm not gonna push them, I'm gonna hit them with a sledgehammer, but yeah.
So you gotta monitor people if they they got a what you laughing at? Well, guess what? You ain't welcome at the goobla goob, Cora You gonna laugh at me I put all my hard-earned money and time into this place and you laughing! She's still laughing!
Hey everybody got they wristband on? Hold up now. Yo Jimmy I do not see a wristband on you.
Jimmy! Jimmy, get out of the pool.
You ain't got no... Get out of the damn pool.
Jimmy!
Jimmy, you ain't got no...
Jimmy! Jimmy, you ain't got no... Jimmy! Jimmy, you ain't got no... Jimmy! Jimmy!
Jimmy! Jimmy! Fines. Jimmy, you done?
Okay, I don't want to catch a murder charge. Jimmy, get out of my water park. you ain't got a wristband on. Get your clothes on and get out of goob, lagoon.
Who laughing?
Why you laughing, Jimmy? Get out of here. He's so cute.
His clothes are so. There ain't no way. Ha ha ha. Hey, hey, deserved bro.
I'm not gonna lie, deserved. That's what he gets. Dude, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Lawsuit? Nah, he's trespassing. He's trespassing.
Nope, he deserved that. Puddle's got a vendetta. Security guard puzzle. You know what I mean? My chest hurts. Get out of here.
My goodness, Jimmy. Let me get this mopped up for an actual customer. Where do I get the mop? Hey, y'all don't leave yet.
Stop. Stop! How do I? Requires mop. Get a mop from the tool shed. Oh, it's over here. Okay, let me jump over this real quick. Yeah, we gotta mop this stuff up. Hang on, y'all don't leave yet. Bro busted the splits, chef. Bro busted the splits, chef.
Bro busted the splits, chef.
Bro busted the splits, chef. Yeah, we gotta mop this stuff up. Hang on, y'all don't leave yet!
Bro busted the splits, chat.
Lost a tool? Not a problem! If you drop or lose a tool, don't panic. The tool shed always keeps them safe and ready for you to be reclaimed. Okay, let me mop all this stuff up real quick. Y'all having a good time, though? Okay, now make sure y'all get that SPL 50 on or whatever it is.
Y'all don't wanna get sunburned out here and I ain't gonna have no lawsuits. I appreciate y'all for enjoying y'all's time but don't pee and dookie in the pool. Let me check that. Y'all left a bag.
Why did y'all leave a bag? Y'all dookie in the pool? Y'all good? How you gon' I'm gonna get that in a minute. Let me mop the floor for somebody breaks a hip and I get sued. Yo, what y'all doing over there?
Y'all better chill now.
What's that noise?
I love your minimalism. This ain't got nothing to do with minimalism. We just ain't got nothing to do with minimalism we just ain't got no money this all we could afford okay let me get all this mopped up yeah hey can y'all stop with the George George George wow George? George? Wow! Jack, somebody's gonna die in here. Somebody's gonna lose their life in the goob lagoon. I fear. This is our
first open. This is the opening day of the goob lagoon. And this's just the beginning. Slides are the real stars of the water park. Oh, he did that because there's no lounge chairs? I can't afford them! Um, not everyone's a thrill seeker. Make sure to check if guests want a slide pass when selling tickets. That is so smart so we don't get sued. If you want to go on when selling tickets that is so smart So we don't get sued if you want to go on the slides. You got to have a slide pass Because we get that's covering our tracks so we don't get sued, bro
Paying extra for the slides is crazy Can I not just make a living? Let me make a living. Please? Thank you. Offer the wrong ticket, they'll turn around and leave. Okay.
Can I put this back? No, I'm gonna leave it.
Okay.
Hope y'all are having... Let me go pick that piece of trash up that they left. Hey, look. No space. Let me go put this one back up real quick. Matter of fact, should I drop the sledgehammer? I'm gonna drop the sledgehammer right here.
I'm not gonna be rude to him, but I do have a request. Hey y'all, if I could, no, I really appreciate y'all.
I think I'm scaring people.
Yeah, you're scaring me a little.
Sophie, my.
Sophie, Sophie, oh my. Sophie, Sophie, oh my God. Let me mock this up for you real quick. Sophie, you did not break your neck, did you? Sophie, oh my.
Y'all good?
I gotta get him some lounge chairs. Hold on, let me mock this up. Please hang on just a second, Sophie. Let me mock this up. Thank you, go a second, Sophia. Let me mop this up. Thank you, go ahead. Dude, you know they're getting hot in there.
They're just direct sunlight. Are you okay, Sophia? This is so pathetic. I've got three people in here
I've got three people in here
No shade no nothing. I'm so broke even my umbrella don't produce shade
It's just a one you're right
Press B to open a build menu and build a rusty slide. All right, let me do that real quick rusty slide
Rusty slide Old creaky and questionably safe
This is not I don't know about this Why can I not put it in the pool? Oh, here we go. I'm gonna put it like off to the side. Where should I put it, chat? Hold on just one second. I'm gonna get rid of this umbrella right here.
One second. Here we go, chat. We fell off and it's only day one. Lord have mercy. Chat, Lord have mercy, man, you know what I mean? Tetanus slip and slide.
It is over for us.
It is absolutely over for us, Shaq.
The last ride?
Yeah, the last slide.
Hold on, don't leave! I'm putting a slide! Hold up! Bro, don't leave! I'm putting in a slide for y'all! Please don't leave!
Yo, Defined with the ray, appreciate you, Defined. Did somebody just take a dump? You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. Somebody took a dump right beside the pool. I have PTSD from a personal experience when I was a kid from this. These people are so disrespectful. I don't understand. You have a beautiful water park here that just opened and you're going to literally
defecate on the sidewalk. From chill to relief. Running around a water park is fun, but even the most energetic guests need a break. Set up comfy loungers for relaxation and make sure toilets are nearby when nature calls. Tired or desperate guests won't stay long. Nah, they'll stay long.
They'll just take a crap on the floor. That is so disgusting. Sir, don't step in that.
George. They'll just take a crap on the floor. That is so disgusting sir. Don't step in that George
How you gonna sit here be grossed out by it when you Hey, we have done nothing but lose money. George.
George.
Big dog. George, you good? Why ain't y'all going down the slide? Why ain't y'all going down the slide?
Sup, why ain't y'all going down the slide? It looks great. Guests waited too long. No! I didn't even know you were here. Cora, wait a minute Cora
What's your business anyway? Guest waited too long for ticket. I was over here handling something. Bye George. Hope you enjoyed your stay. All right, Sophie. Sophie probably about that time, ain't it? Sophie, about that time?
Sophie, it's just you.
Sophie.
We're still open, what time is it? It's only 4.32 PM, we're good. Hey, how you doing, Jimmy? You doing good what you won't pass for four hours Pass for four hours for a teen. Okay four hours Teen you want to slide pass you do want to slide pass. Here you go. Enjoy your stay Why do I keep why I'll keep what is the name of this place the goob lagoon?
Hello Murphy. Welcome to The Goob Lagoon.
Hello Murphy, welcome to the Goob Lagoon. You wanna pass for six hours, senior and the slide pass. Here you go, enjoy your stay Murphy, thank you so much. Yep, the Goob Lagoon chat. Y'all like the Goob Lagoon, be honest. It ain't perfect, you know what I mean?
Jimmy, Jimmy. I like the goo lagoon, be honest. It ain't perfect, you know what I mean? Jimmy!
Jimmy.
Jimmy, oh my, he just broke his back! Jimmy, no, you cannot go down the slide like that. That is dangerous. I cannot have nobody here getting hurt. You understand me? Stop that.
Murphy, feet first. Feet feet first Murphy. Thank you W Murphy He just hit his Murphy Murphy Dude, somebody is gonna die in here Chad somebody is gonna die in my waterpark. I feel like I'm looking over a group of kittens that just run around and do everything they can to get their self killed. You know what I mean?
I am scared. Let's build the other stuff. Let's build. Let's build the other stuff. Open the bill. Y'all tired. Hold on about to build y'all some stuff.
Rusty lounger. Why is everything gotta be rusty? Utility rusty lounger. Oh, where's the lounge area be over here behind the slide chat? Loki. Yeah, right here.
Boom.
Give me build three of them.
Boom.
And they're right here, boom. Give me build three of them. Boom, and then right here, boom.
Beautiful.
Chat, look at this. And when it starts to get dark at night, they can get some shade over here. That is... Enjoy, Murphy. All right, y'all!
Sophie did you just crap yourself when you fell? Oh my god! She just slipped and crapped herself when she fell! Sophie this is the second time! Wait, wait, I gotta clean that up. Hold up. Oh my goodness. Where did you even get this cup from? fail Sophie this is the second time wait wait I gotta clean that up hold up oh my
goodness what where did you even get this cup from where y'all getting these bags I'm so stressed chat please help what Daily report, guest today, five. Satisfaction, 56%. Negative 135 money, I don't know what research means. Maintenance was $43. Bad reviews, 11 visitors were injured. It's over before it even began. I like how four of them had a disgusted thought when they're the one taking dumps at my waterpark.
Do I need to put up a sign that says no taking dumps at Goob Lagoon? Let's get all this stuff cleaned up, chat. This is so raggedy.
What is this?
Was this a funnel at like a tar field or something before this? I don't understand.
What is this, some dirt?
Let's get all this cleaned up. Let's get the trash picked up. I don't know where they got these cups from because I don't even serve no food.
Oh my, oh that's so nasty. They just out here taking dumps man.
How old are we? Kobe! There it is. Let me mop everything up real quick. Here we go. What did I join to? It's bad, it's bad.
It's bad. Look, we opened up a water park, okay? We opened up a water park. It is what it is. This is all we have right now. You know what? This is this is the only time It's gonna be this bad. So remember this
What do you mean what who just took water park in quotations, this is a water park
Okay
I'm proud of this right here
Ain't you proud of this chat look we we did we just got started. It's our first day
Okay
Press B to open the build menu a rusty toilet decorations Decorations?
A toilet. So we put the toilet over here so it's away from everything else? Toilet over here. Rusty though? Let's get this built. No more taking dumps around here. Wait, is this an outhouse? Is this just straight up an outhouse? That's an outhouse? Is this just straight up an outhouse? That's an outhouse.
Chad, that's an outhouse. Build two of them? I ain't really got the money for that though. Look, we only got $322. Marketing, want more guests? I don't know about that right now.
Hit the streets with your flyers print a few and share them with pedestrians to spark interest in your water park Some will bite some won't but persistence pays off any guests that you get this way won't count towards your max Guest limit. Okay, let's go print off some flyers
Water still look clean chat be real would you swim here? I Okay, let's go print off some flyers.
Water still look clean, chat, be real. Would you swim here? I understand not going on the slide, but come on now, y'all would swim here. We gotta do something about all this. This is insane, chat, just saying. This is wild.
Flyer?
$5 a pop!
For three of them? You want me to for three of them
You'll meet do six of them, okay Hey y'all Have y'all heard all the new rage about goob lagoon five-star reviews all around oh I'm gonna hit you back tomorrow. All right now How do I go to bed?
That's commitment. I just want y'all to know, this is commitment right here. We are so committed to the goob lagoon, we're sleeping in a tent right outside the place. Okay, let me go pass out some flyers. Ah, what a beautiful day to work at the goob lagoon. Hey there. Hey, how you doing Finley?
Would you like to, oh, I need to open up. Okay, let me go open up real quick.
Sorry about that.
Day two at the goob lagoon chat Beautiful waterpark experience Hello, how you doing? What's your name? Scotty yo, Scotty you want to come? Already wants a ticket. Oh you okay. my bad, you already wanna come over here. Okay, thank you.
Hey Cora. Do I get Cora to come back? Cora here, can you come swim in? You're done here, okay, forget you now. What you mean yawn emoji, I can't stand you Cora!
Ah! Get mopped!
Hey how you doing Onyx? Here goes you a flyer. Yep come over here and come swim. Oh my goodness we got customers lined up.
Lord have mercy.
Yusuf did I just run him over? Yusuf I am... Are you in here without an arm band?
Excuse me! Are you in here with an arm band? Excuse me. Are you in here without an arm band? Get out of here You better get out now That's what I thought
You in here without an arm band too get out of my waterpark. Why are these people trying to come in here for free? How you doing Dorothy six hours adult adult slide pass I got you coming right up right here Thank you so much Dorothy Have yourself a good one. What's good Scotty? You want four hours? Team slide pass. I feel you on that. Here you go. Have a good one Scotty. Thank you. What's good onyx? What's good big doll pass for four hours teen? No slide. What's he gonna do this float? You don't want to slide
Okay slide what you gonna do this flow you don't want to slide okay no slide pass have a good $5 I don't I don't know why but they're dirt cheap everything alright in there hey you're the first customer to use this restroom. I'm just. Hey, what's good Cora? Sorry about earlier. Wait a minute, you didn't want a ticket, but now you want to come swim in here?
Hope y'all are enjoying y'all. Stay here, enjoy the lounge area. Enjoy the slide. I really appreciate y'all for being here today. Thank you. Oh my goodness. How you doing? Aniline, four hours, team no slide pass. Okay, whatever it is, what it is. Thank you. Enjoy your stay. What's good Anna? What you want? Six hours slide pass. I can do that for you thank you so much chorus trespassing no she's not are you serious what's good use if I'm sorry about running you wait a minute use if didn't you try to get in here for free earlier you're lucky you're lucky you're lucky I'm in a good mood and I'm just trying to get every customer I can.
Have a good one, Yusuf.
Thank you. Cora.
Cora, is she in here for free? Cora, do you have an armband on? No one saw that, right? What happened?
You peeing in the pool?
She does not.
I have had enough with you.
Cora! You pee in the pool? She does not. I have had enough of you. Tora! Get out of my water park! You ain't welcome back! Get out! Stay out. She ain't done nothing but cause trouble since since the
first day we opened. Devil emoji you tough. Anybody else trespassing? Hey, yo Adeline, you got an armband? Yes, you do. All y'all got armbands? Yes, y'all do. Let me clean up this thing for y'all real quick.
What?
Panicking. It looks like one of your guests has gotten cold feet on the diving board. Approach the guest and give them a little encouragement. Sometimes that means a gentle push so they can take the plunge. Oh, oh, Adeline, are you scared to go on a diving board? First time? It's really you know, it's real scary at first. But once you fully commit to the VI. So what first off what you got to do get ready. Go ahead. You ready for this? Get your arms in this position,
right? Get your arms in this position right here. That damn diving board wastes everybody's time. Don't stand on my diving board like that! Let me clean this up. Wait, wait a minute, don't go there yet. I'm gonna go get a mop. Ooh, she tore her ACL. Guess who's waiting?
I gotta get that cleaned up.
Um, hold on.
Hey, how you doing?
Sophie, you back again?
Six hours? You want six hours, no slide pass? It is what it is. Okay, Sophie. 500 lawsuits in one day have a good one sophie thank you people are slipping and falling everywhere chat your
boy is getting sued oh my goodness wait do not do not ma'am. I'm so sorry, Scotty. Excuse me. Let me get this cleaned up. Sophie's trespassing. Are you dead? Serious?
Sophie. No, she's not.
I just checked her in.
Oh, a banana peel. Wait, don't come out of there. Please clip that.
Please clip that. Please clip that. Did you hear the gargling noise? Oh my god! Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
This is the best game I've ever played.
Chat, listen! I look crazy by the way. Wait, don't come out of there. He's actually drowning! Listen! Oh my god! This is crazy dude!
Bro! Oh my god!
Someone's drowning! Grab a life ring tool from the shed or nearby lifeguard chair and save them. I ain't got no lifeguard chair. Should I have had that installed already? Oops. Missed it. Use a medkit injector to patch him up.
If you fail to save guests, say hello to an ambulance. Yusuf, are you okay? Yusuf, hold on, let me get a life preserver, hold on! No space in inventory.
Yusuf! Yusuf, grab this, Yusuf, grab it! Oh my God, Yusuf! Yusuf, grab the life preserver. Yusuf the life preserver's behind you.
He good, he good, he good, he good. This is the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life.
Let me get that back real quick.
We got any more stains? I need to go hand out these flyers. We got customers? No we don't, of course we don't. I wonder why, because people are dying in here. Hey, how you doing Murphy?
Hope you can come to the water park and check us out. Hey, how y'all doing? What's good Corey? You want another ticket? Okay, forget you you then this is so don't forget you I'm gonna let you drown you ever come back what's good Sophie okay thank you what's good Murph you already got one okay hey how you doing thank youiffy? Thank you. Come shop with us. Hot dog stand.
Yo, Nat with the five, thank you. Hot dog stand, are you kidding me? Research. Your progress fuels discovery, gain XP from every action you take, and once you've gathered enough,
you'll earn a research point, head over to the research table in the shed and Unlock the hot dog stand guests get hungry and nothing hits the spot like a good hot dog You ain't wrong about that. But is that gonna make them dookie all the time more? How y'all doing is everybody safe All right, hope y'all are having a safe fun experience here.
I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all for uh, thank y'all for being here. Watch that little, that little spot over there. Hey, how you doing? Four hours senior, no slide pass. That's fine.
It is what it is.
Thank you so much. Have a good one, Murphy. Hey, Sophia, you back again? How you doing, Sophia? I'm so much. Have a good one Murphy. Hey Sophia, you back again? How you doing Sophia? I'm so nervous I feel like people about to start dying Hey Sophia, you want six hours? Senior no slide
Ma'am what's it? Catch oh my god, Adeline. Just give me one second. I'm gonna get you out of here. Okay, I'm so sorry Hold on! Catch! Oh my God! Adeline, just give me one second. I'm gonna get you out of here, okay? I'm so sorry.
Adeline, take that.
You're good. I need a lifeguard. Can I hire a lifeguard, chap, please? I need to hire a lifeguard. Hey, how y'all doing? Tiffany, what you want, pass for six hours?
You want a slide pass? That's what's up. There is so much trash all over the place, chat. Chat, there is so much trash everywhere. Like, bruh. Have a good one, Tiffany.
What's good, Mike? Micah? Micah? I'll let him in. You better not be related to Micah. Wait, what's that stain? Okay, you're good, sorry. Let me get all these stains swept up. Let me get this trash taken care of. It is so, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, y'all.
Hang on, let me get this. I'm so sorry. I'm the only person that works here, y'all. I am so sorry. I'm doing my best I'm really doing my best to have y'all a good experience. I really appreciate y'all being here. Thank you so much I need to throw some of this trash away real quick. Hang on. I gotta do that What am I gonna research again?
Can y'all have a little bit of respect? Wait, let me check for armbands real quick. I ain't done that in a minute. Armband, armband, armband, armband, armband. Everybody in here's got an armband chat, we're good. Okay, pick this trash up real quick. Watch out for that stain.
Okay, thank you.
Boom, boom, boom.
There we go. Cody, thank you. Got it. What am I doing? What's going on? Okay, let me get this done real quick. Sorry about, I'm sorry if I'm bothering y'all. I'm doing my best.
Golly, Yusuf, you good? I'm glad they're not suing me. Guest waited too long for a ticket. You gotta be kidding me. Is that a problem? Yo, Jonathan, yo, Jonathan,
you know what I think about that? Yo, Jonathan, oh, there's a tent right there. Oh, there's a dumpster right there. Even better, get off. Research hot dog stand. That's just one more thing to manage, Chad.
I'm stressed right now. research a hot dog stand. Hot dog stand.
Jukebox. Lord have mercy.
Okay, hot dog stand. Because everyone loves a good hot dog. I know you right. Hot dog stand, can I build it? Put it right here, chat. Nah, that's too close to the dumpster. Where should a hot dog stand go?
Like over here, maybe Maybe like right up in here Hot dog stand how much this cost me? 200 let's put the hot dog stand like right here y'all cool to be a right here Loki yeah Between the stairs That's kind of in the way. No, we can't do it there
Anyway, I feel like we do it right here type one if you agree right here for the hot dog stand. Yes Intruder where oh my goodness Thomas. You really thought she was gonna get away with this Thomas Get out of my water park right now. You are not welcome in goobla. Goom. You understand Don't ever let me Lagoon you understand
Let's see how we did on day two chat a improvement look at this
improvement look at this satisfaction yesterday was what 56% guess what it was right look that's so bad that is so bad that's so bad that's bad chat look it's a new business you know what I mean we got some kinks to work out of this thing but we're gonna work them out look at that we got us a hot dog stands out of hot dogs sprint across across the street and grab it. Also you grab you grab the hot dogs from Kmart. Let's sleep check this game's fire I'm not gonna lie. I see why y'all was recommending this W game. Actually, this is this game's actually no joke So fun. This was fire chat type one. If this was why this is a great game. I feel like we did good personally This is a great game. I feel like we did good personally
Personally, I think we did good. Yeah, there were some people that got entered a few lawsuits, but you know, we'll recover from it. Hey Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gift this songs don't know bits follows And of course, I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out.
Aye, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. I love y'all alright. I love y'all alright.
Peace out y'all.
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