I Opened The Worst Waterpark

Welcome to waterpark simulator today I'm gonna be making a waterpark and first of all this music has gotta go get it out of here get it out We're not making a happy waterpark. We're making the worst waterpark on earth. That's my plan for this video I'm gonna make the most horrible like I'm gonna put razor blades on these slides I don't care what anyone says I am getting a health violation I don't care this game has been getting a lot of hype recently because for some reason all

Simulator games just do well on on Twitch on YouTube. They just do well So I wanted to see what all the hype was about and play it myself But everyone's approaching this with the with the aspect of making a really cool water park I'm gonna make the worst water park I'm gonna make it so bad that they literally take me to court over some of the stuff I'm doing anyway. Let's get into this enter park the worst

Experience of your life here. We go awesome. Hopefully I spelt all that right. I don't even know if I spelt all those words, right? Oh, you did it first! You give me a sledgehammer. You fools! Oh my god, what's it say? You quit your hated job. What? Does that make sense? I don't know, I'm bad at English anyway. And used your last savings to chase a dream.

You bought an old, abandoned waterpark. And it will stay an old, abandoned waterpark. Can you restore it to its former glory or will it fail just like it did under its previous owner? They couldn't even fit the full title in there did I miss did I not put life Did I just literally type the worst experience of your and I just don't remember

To be fair it kind of plays to the character the park though like I'm such a bad owner I couldn't be bothered to put life in there somehow we have five stars though. Can I destroy this? No, can I destroy this no, okay Not looking good already not gonna lie. All right, let's get some of this trash out of the way. I Guess I'll have to do it because it is a part of the tutorial and I can't do it And okay, first thing we're gonna have to bring it up to code at least to open and then from that point We will just make it the worst thing possible

What a mess this dusty broken-down water park has definitely seen some better days, but you're here to change all of that

They don't know first let's clear out the old buildings use your sledgehammer to demolish old buildings Hold on I got to do some guerrilla marketing. Hey, you want to come to my water park? Oh

My god, I can actually just hit people. Oh, I'm sorry Matt oh wow okay I thought my game just that guy's so hard I broke space-time okay so am I just meant to go in here and destroy stuff what what the hell okay we could probably actually salvage that for a diving board we can we might be able to use this. I don't think I should What is happening Okay bag acquired Hey, oh no, am I gonna start actually liking this and want to make a really nice park? I feel like that's kind of inevitable for me

Nice $3 acquired. It's kind of nice cleaning it up. No no no Smitty stop you have to keep this place get it nice, and then just ruin it That's plan you gotta lure the people in with a good business plan. You know that's just that's business. You know what I mean, but When they least expect it drop the hammer on them literally and figuratively. Okay, here we go Now I can build I can build a pool. Oh hell. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute Okay, what's the least efficient spot for a pool? Hold on. Let me clear out the Nah, this adds charm. This is like POV Chicago waterpark. I like it. Let's do this

Let's leave it here and let's put this in a really bad spot. I'm talking like Mmm. Hold on. We'll put it right here So it's a tripping hazard and anyone who's coming down the stairs it falls into it Wait this kind of this will like break their fall in a way They'll land in the water, but if they can't swim then they're screwed But why are they coming to a water park if they can't swim? Oh my god. I'm so conflicted Oh, do I want to keep it? I feel like I want to build it

I feel like if we're talking if we're generally speaking about unsafe things It's probably unsafe to have a pool at the end of a staircase. So I'm gonna build I'm gonna go with my gut here Wahoo there's no water in this thing bro. Am I supposed to do something about that?

Close the plug. Oh no. Oh no, I can't swim

Okay, we have to build a rusty saw we don't need to do that where's my tires at surely I got some tires around here I can use Mom, we don't need to use a diving board. We could just we can be resourceful people. That's what being a business owner is That's what being a business owner I Just want to use this to bounce. I can't okay Can't do it being a business owner is all about cutting corners where you can okay?

Cuz you got to save money because no one's gonna pay out that 45 billion dollar bonus, but yourself alright Am I supposed to put this somewhere very specific? Okay, perfect That is beautiful. This will help everybody that wants to dive into the pool Beautiful time to open holy shit. We're all ready to go. Damn. All right My first day. Oh my god. Oh my god. People are literally lining up to come here Look at this a group of three

They had to talk on the street. What up dog? What you need pass for four hours team Shit my fault y'all I just wanted to get a closer look give me your ID bitch. Here you go Wrong ticket, why are you going? Okay, he left. That's fine. All right Adult adult ticket. Oh, oh My god that makes so much sense four hours great. Here you go Hope you're updated on your tetanus shot. Have a good one. What up Braxton? Welcome to welcome to

What are you adult for four hours? We could do that. This is an adults only resort I'm realizing here we go. I guess I sneaked into the park without a valid. What if they don't have a wristband? That's crazy. Someone's in here without my permission I'm gonna kill him found you you son of a bitch is my diving board working. Can you test this out for me?

No

Injured oh no wait. This is bad. Oh, you done messed up your leg hold on. I'll push you in the pool There you go. Just get in there there. We go perfect this game might be game in the air on God hold on Let me I think I'm supposed to grab this and heal you? Damn, you are drowning actively. I got you, bro. Don't worry. It's fine. Maybe just avoid using the diving board because clearly you just- you don't really know how to use it. I slipped on water and fell and died. How can I get a mop to clean this up? Oh my god. This is so much info happening at once Hey, don't use the diving board. Don't you?

There you go, oh shit I Heard you use the diving board. I literally heard it and I turn around and you were dead. I got you relax. You're okay You're fine. Don't slip on the what don't go back on that diving board and slip on the water. What is wrong with you? You're sick in the head Stop using the time stopping you I'm stopping you I'm stopping you you gotta be kidding me, bro. I Don't get paid enough for this hold on. Okay, let's build actual good ones

God I'm going against all my morals by doing this but I have to I feel like it's necessary I'm getting rid of the one that keeps hurting people What did you just no diving backwards into the pool? You know how bad that is and dangerous you could fall and die Hey, hold on. I just got it. I'm gonna build these for you guys There we go. Let's get four diving boards next to each other Surely this is not gonna end poorly and people will not run into each other midair and fly up in the air That's not gonna happen

All right

Perfect you give me two dollars just to dive in that's awesome. I'm gonna come swimming with you guys Hey having fun with all my friends in the waterpark what is he sleeping oh it's not sleeping it'll what are you get out demon demon get out get demon get the hell out of here okay I'm gonna build a slide now, I think. Oh, that should be good right here.

This is perfect. They're gonna slide off of here, onto the pavement for a quick second, and then into the pool. It-it's like-it's like Waterpark for Extreme Masochist. It's fantastic. Alright, fellas, we got a new addition to the pool! Come check out the slide guys come on

Guys come on Get over to the slide right now, or I kill you both

I'm going down the slide All my fault my fault senior are you sure you want to be here

Slide pass. Oh you need a slide pass.

No!

Oh, man.

Senior citizens are so impatient. It's ironic because they've been alive for so long. They've already been hella patient. Most people would have just given up by that point. I gotta do some marketing. Hold on. No one's coming to my park.

And everyone who does, I just leave out here because...

That's the demon man it's the demon it's the demon guy he wants a slime

shit

hello Satan sir have fun that's that's the guy whose head turned around and he was looking at me funny. I don't know if I like it I don't know if I like the cut is this trash. Are you putting trash in my pool? You son of a bitches God, I knew you got me in the pool. Let's see how he does Oh

Ultimate money hack just unlocked look at this shit. He's gonna keep giving me $5 for that. Oh

Okay, I'll build some loungers, but I'm gonna put them all next to the trash in the corner. It's part of my charm of this place

That's a big part of these rules of my park here guys. Don't

Yeah, have fun drying off in the shade. You are gonna get eaten alive by mosquitoes. Day one!

19 times I'm injured, six times I've slept.

Oh my god, I spent so much money. Did I make- did I make profit? I don't think I did. I don't think I made any profit, but I got a lot of good reviews. That's not bad. All right, day one complete

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I look like I look like a serial killer like this is crazy

Imagine this getting out every morning in front of a water park and just going to work I am NOT going to that water park dog. There's no way Randomized character, wait a minute Oh John Lennon John Lennon Hold on. I gotta find one that looks like me. Can I like can I customize it? Actually? Can I like just do that? Click, click, click, click, click Boom Okay This is pretty close, I don't know what I'm doing with my hand I just, I have like a condition I guess

It just, it just sits up like that I should probably fix this before more people die on it Boom Or a better idea Hear me out, hear me out We put that there

So when people go down the slide They'll land on this and then bounce into the Full proof Hear me out. We put that there, so when people go down the slide,

they'll land on this and then bounce into the- Foolproof. It's foolproof, I tell you.

It's such a good idea. Holy shit, dude. Oh, I'm so- I'm gonna try it myself, actually. Okay.

It's fine.

Foolproof.

It worked. Are you kidding me? That was fantastic. I cannot- Okay It's fine Foolproof, it worked Are you kidding me? That was fantastic I cannot- I CAN'T SWIM! I'm the owner of a water park and I can't swim We'll build a couple more toilets, I think because we don't have any right now And it's probably pretty necessary to have some toilets, you know You'd think they would be in the changing room, but

Let's build two others because surely not- not that many people are gonna wanna poop at the same time Who knows I also have no idea where these are getting emptied out to it looks like they just go straight on the floor There's like no system for like cleaning these out That's not my problem though. I'm here to manage a water park. You know not poop while I'm at the water park All right, that's a whole different story. Okay. I'll say that was a pretty good first day. Oh, it's morning that quick? Damn, can I go shopping? Wait a minute.

Did you say that?

Was that you? Bro, is this Einstein? That's crazy! Damn, what they got here? They got the vins? Oh shit. They got the chippos? They got the... Covetos the Covetos

Covetos wait a minute Got a vaccine with them things. Okay day two. Let's start strong people. Hold on. Let me I'll make you go Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got some flyers. Yeah, perfect. Perfect. Perfect Customers Oh customers That's just running at someone

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water no Sorry, did I I am a menace down here? I just keep knocking everyone over. It's my fault. Oh my god Look at this line. Holy shit. We're cruising. We're cruising six hours teen. You got it slide pass. No slide pass. Hey Get out of here Adult four hours slide pass. got it. Here you go Hold on. I got to deal with this person because they're not actually supposed to be here get out of my park four hours senior

No slide pass Am I just dude am I becoming like a retirement home in Florida? Why is everyone a senior here? What's good, bro? What's happening, bro? You don't look at day over 40. Come on now You want to slide pass though? You can have one. Everybody come on in, have a good time everybody. Everybody have a good time.

It's gonna be lots of fun.

We're not- we're not-

No one's gonna die today. No one is gonna die today. I guarantee it. Are you guys getting on the- Oh, double dive! Double dive! Woah! This is a senior water park, bro.

Everyone's just going on the diving board and just- Someone's drowning?!

I didn't-

What do I do?!

What do I-

I'm gonna destroy them.

Oh god.

I- I don't know how to help you! Oh, did I help you? I just pushed you and-

Ugh!

Is this some kind of a joke? my did it work five dollars now, you're fine Well, that person is actively dead in my pool I'm loving Oh

Somebody's drowning. I was distracted by someone actually being carried out. Did they die? Hold on. Oh No

Hey, hey don't I Feel like I'm not allowed to be in here don't sue that's what I was gonna say All right, go to research table and all our hot dog stand I could do that It's everyone gonna be okay here while I while I do some research throughout the day here. No one's gonna die No one's gonna fall slip and die on anything around here. Probably get rid of this before someone slips and dies on it Be careful, oh man you would don't go down the slide This is what happens when you go down the slide backwards. I got you

God

What is it none of that at my waterpark what the hell is you better get out of here Are you dead? Oh my fucking god, dude. Oh my dude oh my god people keep dying hello how's it going we're doing okay here thank you slide past your thing here you go enjoy the park please ignore the dead people sitting there I'm gonna handle that in a second here dude people are drowning and dying you are adults you're all adults. Holy shit I'm gonna shit. All right, let's go to the research table. It's been so chaotic hot dog stand

Wait a minute, this is kind of crazy

Maintenance, am I supposed to be spending these? I actually don't know, I'm kinda just spending them to spend them. Okay, is there anything I can do? I have $208. I could build the hot dog stand. It costs $200. I think I'm gonna build the hot dog stand. Where can I put this that's super inconvenient for people?

Alright, I'm gonna put it right here. I feel like it makes the most sense to just have water dogs outside the pool. You know what I mean. It's beautiful Let's get this built No staff hot dogs 25, I have to buy stuff for it and then they look pre-cooked nonetheless Come on. Hold on. Let me go to the store and check these these babies out Get out of my way Hot dogs, where am I? There we go. They're pre-made

Bruh I need 25. I don't have $25 to my name. I built too many loungers. I'm an idiot. It's alright We'll get it. We'll get them on the next time I think You know what? I'm pretty happy about this right now. Let's go ahead and let's let's clear the water here. Let's go ahead and uh, let's do a little refresh. We gotta make sure all the chlorine is up to date. And uh, you know, what not. It's all good.

This thing is one away from being destroyed by the way. I gotta be really careful with that. There we go. Water switched. I don't even know if that's like a necessity. But, it's okay. We'll figure it out tomorrow. The plan for today we're gonna stock that hot dog area we're gonna staff it

It's gonna be good. We're gonna get lots of customers. Let me good. I got I got $8 to my name I'm gonna print out some flyers so I can do some marketing here. It's genius. It's genius We're gonna be overflowing with people today. Hey You already look like you're on your way over here. I don't care about you. You're already a customer I have no reason to reach out to you. I've no you guys are already Itching to get in my water park. It's crazy. Please come see the water park. It's fantastic. It's new around here Where you going? Come back. It's not that way. Let's stock this place up full of people. Here we go I'd pass understood here you go have a good one Well I

Can't believe I dude. I have my pat my powers are getting to be too much. I just pushed that guy through a glass window incredible Don't forget guys $2 to jump in on the on any of the the diving boards, and it's $5 for the slide What's wrong with my thing here? Oh? I got to clean the pool filter Should I I should have done that last time ah? There we go this thing is dirty as hell. Are you serious? Y'all were swimming in that I'm so sorry we got $41 though. Let's go get some let's go get some hot dogs What I'm stealing these see you later. Bye

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Somebody drowning I got you dog relax. I'll be able to give you a little thing in a second I'm gonna restock the hot dogs not all guests are equal Isn't that like That's like hella racist every now and then a special guest might show up some loud some funny So I'm just playing stinky keep an eye on them. Make sure they don't spoil the fun for your regular guests You can't do that you dude you just that is so mean does K so know about this? The guy is drowning he's actively my leg he dropped the shit he pooped on the ground He picked he dropped the shit on the ground and ate the hot dogs and left. I can't why would the dev do that?

Dev if you want to have a smitty character, that's just like hella annoying you could do that. I'd appreciate that too Oh my god, I have to serve a little hot dog shit shit shit

Hot dog $10, where's the trash bin? That's a great point man. Honestly, that's a fantastic. Oh shit. Oh god

Right here right next to this right next to I don't have anything to build. Oh people are gonna get pissed. Oh God they're complaining I hear them Everybody relax This might pull me to damn 50% shit

That's the whole point though. Let's let's not forget the whole point of the video hold on Let me go knock on this guy wait is he pooping right now?

Hey

You weren't doing anything in here were you huh? Yeah, get the hell out of here. I know what you're doing in there I know what you are Avery look at you hop that fence for no reason. Who do you think you are dude? Let me build another one of those. I don't know why I did that I just thought it'd be funny like maybe he would pop out and be pooping, you know I don't know. I just had like I thought somebody buy a damn hot dog, bro

I got three more to sell and everyone, I'm gonna remove lounger access. I'm not gonna let you guys use them You'll have to you'll the only thing you'll have to do is use the is you buy hot dogs That's all you'll do here. You're hot buy hot dogs and just hang around the hot dog machine Fucking son of a bitch Wait, wait a minute. Wait, what? Hell no! Get the hell out of my park! Get the hell out of here! You guys can't just walk it. I need security, bro. I need armed security at these front gates. Get out of here! Don't go back in there to change your clothes. Legally belong to me now. Get out! Get the hell out of here!

Get out of here!

Stupid ass idiot. I hope you get run over by a bus. That was actually like a crazy day. That was like really stressful for most of that. Let me do some repairs. Guys, are we kidding? Look how garbage everything is in here.

Oh my god, dude. I like- There's like the part of me that's like, Haha, let's keep it as bad as possible But also it just bothers me it bothers me how much like pigs people can be dude. It's crazy look I'm trying to have a bad park

But I also wanted to be like approachable and then I can let it go to shit You know I can be acquired by like a giant name-brand And then it could just be like brought to shit for the sake of profit. That's what we're trying to do here Oh my god wait. I just I just noticed the potential Look at all this space, bro. You can like have like a proper Park oh my god. I'll never get to this point, but holy shit if you want part two of this game Maybe we'll get there

But I dude this is crazy eggs. There's so much more. I didn't even I thought it would just be this little area I mean who knows it might be right now, but all right. Let's go to sleep It's a new day, and I still need to sell three hot dogs. I think I can do it all right I'm pretty sure let's get rid of this. Let's actually you know what let's let's make the park look a little nicer. We can leave the loungers, but let's get rid Nah, who do my suit? What am I saying dog? We gotta leave all this stuff people are gonna find uses for it until we're like absolutely begging for space

There's no point in me removing all this no point Let's put another slide in but let's make this one normal if we can shit. I need more space alright hold on I have a new invention. It's called the corner slide It's a slide that slides you in from the corner of the pool as opposed to the side of it Oh my god, people are gonna love this. They're gonna go crazy for it This is gonna attract so many people to the water park. It's insane. Oh

I gotta clean all this. Oh my god. I gotta clean all this oh my god I gotta clean all this stuff I didn't even realize cleaning the actual equipment was necessary oh my god oh it's all so dirty oh my god I was wondering why everything looks so gross and now I know now that everything's been cleaned I cleaned everything I didn't I didn't realize it was that important okay I'm sorry I can't seem to get these slides any cleaner though because I think that's just that's just A part of their charm. That's the whole point of this place. It's all charming

All right, it's small business owned and we're charming right now. Okay, you know we provide good customer experience. I have saved Hundreds of lives of people need a hundreds of lives at this point and my in my water parks tenure, okay people have drowned every day here That's I'm not saying they drown because the the equipment's bad I'm saying they drown because they're stupid and they just seem to drown But I've saved them every time regardless. I feel like I'm running a good business here, and I'm happy about it Let's get the day started. Let's sell some hot dogs. That's the plan welcome welcome. Yes first customer of the day You get a special thing today, and don't tell anyone about this

But I'm gonna hit you on the head with a sledgehammer when you come in Congratulations Pedro go ahead and Okay, I can wait a sec hold on that's fine. We can wait a second hold on one second Just make sure I catch him when he's going in there. He is perfect timing have fun. Oh god. Oh that looked bad

Hot dog hot dog hot dog hot dog. Scott wants a hot dog. I

Got you coming in Shit wait, wait, you can wait ketchup Good beautiful, thank you $10. Get out of here. Thank you Hot dog hot dog gotta keep doing it shit every time wait wait wait wait one more There you go Yes, dude. Let's go

We got half a star. That's huge. Holy shit. We're on the come up. Oh my god We're gonna get acquired by like Disneyland in no time. I can feel it. I gotta build some showers apparently So let's do that. Where can I put showers? That would be super inconvenient for people and just like very awkward Let's just put them like right in the middle. I think that's perfect If they're just like somewhere awkward like that people will just be like what the hell is wrong with this guy. What's going on guys? Come on

Figure it out. See it's that easy. I don't overshoot it though

Look at that immediately just using it good job guys get all that chlorine off

What in the hell? Hell not. What do you mean? Why look at you dog? You look like the battle 2 3 neck soldier guy

What happened oh

Shit my pools on the fritz, bruh, dude. I dude I've been like this is like one of the

Hardest working games I've ever played like I am focused right now. This is crazy. I

Feel like I actually want to build a good water park now Which is crazy for me to say because I mean the original plan was So far gone from that my goal for at least this video is to get to one star on the park. All right We'll see what we could do because we could do a lot with this. I feel like all right Yeah, let's grind it till we get it. Hold on. I gotta sell I only gotta sell a few more tickets. This is perfect Only a few more and we're golden. We're golden You already want to go there you already go. We are the talk of the town. We are the talk of the town. Everyone's- I'd just be handing flyers up and be like, Bro, I already know you. I've been there. I've been there

20 times. I'm a regular. And I'd be like, Wow, that really makes me a bad business owner. You're not a regular! Come on, Joel! Come buy a ticket and get killed by me in my own water park. The worst experience of your-

What? I

What the hell Pizza we unlock pizza. When did this become available? When did I open this up? Oh We have one star. We have one star. Do they install they installed the star? Oh my god. This is beautiful What a day what a day what What a day. What a beautiful day It's so nice in here now. I love it. Okay All right, we got I think One star this this video is already probably long enough and and you know considering the fact that I'd set out to make the world's

Worst water park. I feel like I've done pretty well because in the grand scheme of things This is not great. Like this is I am serving like Three day old hot dogs that have just been sitting there, okay It's been bad, but that being said I am interested in doing a part two So if you want to see that of water park sim leave a like on this video subscribe to the channel if you're new It's the first time you've ever seen content from me, and you enjoyed it why not stick around for more? I do a mixture of a bunch of stuff and blah blah blah like every average youtuber promotion here

But you know it is what it is anyway. Thank you so much for watching. I'm gonna. Oh my god wait I'm really close to two stars well two and a half at least I need to clear two more pieces of trash oh I'm so tempted to do another day. It's you know what it can wait if you guys want to see more of this game please leave a like on it you know and we'll see what happens okay until then I'm gonna sit here and revel in everything I've created god I love Florida it's incredible here thank you so much for watching and I'll see you guys in the next video whatever upload

next perhaps I don't know why that was so quizzical. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Bye.