I Own A Movie Rental Store

Alright you ladies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Retro Rewind which a lot of you have probably seen.A bunch of other streamers and youtubers play this already, but I'm very excited about it because I love these types of games.They're fun to do.So this one's all about doing like a blockbuster, like a VHS rental store back in the day.Which, I don't know if you guys know, I'm old enough to have lived during this period.I know, I look like a baby.

Retro Rewind is such a good name for the game too.Grand opening, it's 1990.This happened the golden age of movie rentals and your dream is about to become reality You are now the proud owner of a video store your first day is about to begin But the shop needs a little love time to set up a few shelves buy some movies and decorate your store before your first customers Walk through the door 1990 the year where we all looked like this Wow you are Horrifying what is going on with your face?Oh?Look like this is terrifying access the catalog located in the office don't mind if I yes Neon lanes, that's our competition people need to spend their time doing something in the 90s Like what did you do you text someone and then you said?Actually, sometimes you didn't even get a text back in 1990 you didn't and then it was just like okay I'm doing this as a phone some people do this now.

It's this and always will be all right I'm gonna meet you there at this time, and then you just had to hope that that's what happened Whoa, move tool, design tool, okay.Need help?We know our movies.Oh wait, I'm in the wrong place.Cool.A Tamagotchi!

Well, I'm getting so distracted.Uh, three shelves?You got it.Man, I had a lot of money to start up with.Probably not enough for a whole business, but pick up your new shelves in the back store.Okay.

Hoo hoo hoo!Movie delivery, recover tapes not displayed on shelves.Man, yeah, and you just brought the thing back and you had to be kind and rewind because the people at the store didn't want to have to rewind the movies for you.Damn.Grab your shelves and place them in the sales area.Out here?

Okay.Three shelves will fit in here, right?Yes.

Use the move tool V to pick up the objects you've placed.

Nice!Mixed!This is so cool!I want to make the best story you've ever seen.And by which I mean it's probably actually gonna be dog shit.And you're all gonna get mad at me.

But that's okay.It's my store, my rules, my trash.It was designed for it.Use your design tool to change the look of the walls, the floor, and the ceiling.Alright, I'm not really gonna do that.I think it looks pretty good already.

I got fish tank glass.I get some nice wood looking - Oh, it looks like a movie theater!I like the blue the blockbuster blue access your computer located in the office movie ordering system from your computer order movie bundles in the market tab Okay, ten random movies horror.Oh, it has to be horror first.No, it should be mixed It's free.I got all three.

I get all of these I didn't spend any money pick up your ordered movies from the backstores Dropbox.Got it.Hello little fish.We're gonna collectworld one VHS at a time.Oh Sweet mother of God.

What did I do?How many I'm allowed hold hands are full pick up and carry ten movies in your hand and place them in your shelves Okay.Yeah.Oh, it's a shame.You can't fill out the shelves What do we got the scary troll in the cornfield?Weightlifter boxing the light keepers merchant the biscuit walks alone Are these all references to something the sailor has risen the dead?

Psycho killer hot dog.Psycho killer, qu 'est -ce que c 'est?

Movie!

Alright, I'm just gonna toss any old shit in any old place.Sunset cup.Red heirloom juice.The desert's wrong number.These movies suck!I wouldn't come in here and buy this shit, but I shouldn't say that.

They're my movies.Oh, I ordered too many movies.Sad gnome dreams.Oh, no, maybe not.Because these aren't gonna fill up the shelves.Oops!

You know what?My floor, my rules!Save your progress at the time clock in the machine in the back.No, not yet.Not yet, mama.Okay, where do I put the rest of the movies?

Should I buy another shelf?I'm gonna buy another shelf.You can't control me.It's my fucking store.I'll do what I want.Oh, it's only three movies.

It's okay.I'm gonna need these shelves eventually.They are not aligned.Can I - that's against the back wall now, right?Yes.No!

Whole shelf move.Why not?What remains of the fast food?Time to clock in.Or clock out.What am I doing?

You can use the employee time clock machine to manually save your progress at any time.There's also an autosave feature at the beginning of each new day.Excellent!Excellent!From the outside of the building, look up at this front signage to customize the name and color of your store.

Customize the name...

Oh, retro rewind is too perfect though.It makes me not really want to fuck with that.Ew.No, it's off -center.What was the first one?Yeah, that's the best one.

Okay, very hairy sack.I could call it because that stands for VHS I'm gonna have to think on this Freddy vs. Jason Just name the store after a shit movie.I love that movie.Actually, it's not shit I'm thinking something like the lost tapes cuz that sounds good and it sounds spooky This is not my strong suit right now unless it has like a penis in the name, but I can't do that anymore I'm a grown man cuz I you can't just call it a penis store Because that's not what we sell.We don't sell penis.Good morning to ya laddies!

Look, it's my store.I can do what I want.Wee!Somebody come in and buy my stuff already!I'm so impatient!Oh, here you come, big Brenda.

Brenda's gonna fucking walk on in.and she's coming in.Do you have jiggle physics?Why would a game about renting VHS tapes need jiggle physics?Also, if you're gonna jiggle the front - Whoa!What in the fucking Shrek stretching did you just do?

If you're gonna jiggle the front, you have to jiggle the back.Okay.

My first cost - Hello.

The sailor family tree.Okay.Complete the transaction.When the balance is settled, hit the spacebar to close the cash register.I've done plenty of these before.Amount due 150.

Oh, it's just like hell Marit all over again.That's the police coming to get you Wally Did you know the Wally's a kleptomaniac?He's gonna steal everything and hoard it.Hi Wow, three tapes.You're gonna have a good day.What do we got?

Okay, you can see that remains of fast -food the hags damnation all incredible movies a dead teacher in the attic This guy's got taste.I like you.Thank you.I'm making so much money.I found you Red heirloom juice, the den in Tim's room, the love seat has risen the dead.The love seat has risen the dead.

Kind of sexy, don't you think?What are you asking for?What's happening?There's a big storm coming.The perfect mood for a horror movie night.What do you recommend?

Oh, sure.What do you recommend?Sure?Should I grab you one?The stalking doll.Fuck yeah, 5XP.

It's a good one.That's the one where the guy gets his junk out in the first 10 minutes.It's really hot.I hope you enjoy it.You look like you'd enjoy it.I don't mean anything by that.

I just mean like I picked out a good movie for you.I'm not saying that you have any sort of pro - He's gone already.God damn it.Now I look like a racist, a sexist.Oh.Getting the word out.

As a new business owner, it's important to promote your store.When things are quiet - Oh, I don't want to give out flyers right now.No!No!Put them back!Yes, sir.

I feel like crying.A sad drama movie would do the trick.Any recommendations?Also, if it's an old movie, that'd be a nice bonus.My brother, these movies are made up!I don't know what's drama and old.

These could all be old from what I fucking know.Butler baking on a Sunday.No.Oh, jeez!Oh, ma 'am!I'm sorry!

The dessert's the wrong number.Uh, uh, uh, drama.Uh, drama.Uh, old drama.The gold, uh, beacon of hope.There you go.

You better like it because you're holding up my whole line.You're holding up all my customers.But everyone seems so happy.Hello.Thank you.Your patronage is well appreciated.

Hello.What have you picked out for today?You've got Scary Doll Nightmare and the Farmer's Evil Prisoner.You've got a good night coming up.Don't get too scared.What have we got?

Oh my God, you got everything.Sad Gnome Dreams, Our Dragon Driving West, and Sad Philosopher Dreams?Is that a sequel?I should know this, it's my store.Okay, thank you.Oh, you just picked up an old fucking movie of your own anyway.

I picked up a good one.Drama, good critic.Good critic score.Not that that fucking matters in the 90s.We were watching everything.We didn't have Rotten Tomatoes to be like, no, thank you.

We made up our own mind.God, this is really just fucking old man yells at tape, isn't it?People say I have no emotions.Well, that sucks.Could you recommend a drama movie to make me feel something?Sure.

Anything with sad in the title is gonna do it.The Fighting Fish.The Duchess Tragedy.You're gonna bawl your eyes out when she leaves him at the altar.But it's gonna be good because she's gonna go out on her own.She's gonna be doing it for a good reason.

Okay, here you go.Flyer.Flyer.Everybody come on down.Video store grand opening.We're standing outside the store.

Both of you.Standing outside the store.You were standing here.You could have sit - well.It's like I have coke bottles for windows.You've seen the movie star!

And then you were like, oh this existed and he comes in anyway.It's fine.As they say, more money, more problems.Did I give you the right change?Tape of the morning.God, I'm so fucking clever.

Who's humming and hawing over here?Did you pick out something good?Mmm.Sailor has risen to dead.That's a good one!That's a good one!

Remember, ever see Cable Guy?Cable -a -goo -blah!I'm sorry my brain turned off there for a second.What would you like like blood and scary things?Could you give me a horror movie to watch?I would suggest going to a hospital just bars your way in and look at a birth.

That's blood and scary Also, I would enjoy a good movie more.The special effects of bad movies always take me right out of the story.Oh, you don't know what you're talking about.Wait, what did he want?Horror and good.Blood and guts and horror and good.

Bad critic.Hmm.I did not realize it says it over it.Horror.Okay, not good critic.Horror.

Horror.A horror old.Princess peeping through the keyhole.I'm going to assume that she gets pregnant and gives birth to the devil.That's blood and scary.And he goes off and does his own fucking thing anyway.

Can I close the store if a client is still in sight?

Jeffrey pick up your shitty movie that you're not gonna pay attention to anyway and get out Although I feel like back in the 90s.

We did pay attention more You know it wasn't until we started being on phones that the second screen thing happens I mean everyone kind of knows this by now, but for those of you who don't know Netflix literally have a thing In their movies, that's like it needs good second screen Attention or whatever you want to call it so that when people are watching it and they're on their phones, it should be clear enough and legible enough from your side view that you're able to see what's going on anyway.And that's why Netflix movies all look like shit.

Well, most of them.

General shelves, new shelves are available in the catalog.can get new shelves.Oh, it's a miserable rainy bastard of a day.It sucks.It's actually kind of cozy, especially for a video store.All right, let me rearrange my bad boys.

Oops, not on the floor.There we go.Nice.Easier to see what I don't have.Take a look at the calendar located in the office.Calendar is updated every morning.

The top of it, you might say.And affects gameplay in exciting ways with new releases, special events, and weather forecast updates.A task list with various objectives is also available to gain extra rewards.Tomorrow, a newly released movie will be available for purchase on the new tab of your office computer.Yeah!What's this?

Friday the 13th.A day cursed with bad luck, perfect for scary movie marathons.Tape dealer, Tuesday and Thursday.Okay, so tomorrow the tape dealer's gonna come in.Business is booming.Generate 10 grand in total revenue.

I have $270, sir.We've got a long way to go before then.Alright, so what did I get?Thin movie shelf, four rows.Thin movie shelf, five rows.Thin movie shelf, six rows.

Standard movie shelf, six rows.Oh...That's a lot of shelves.Oh, that's so fun!I can get fucking pinball machines, snack shelves.

Oh, it's a clearance bin.

Arcade!Yeah!Oh, I'm so excited!Money clients will bring back rented movies through the night.Go to the return station to process the returns before starting your day.

Oh no, this is where the movies come in.

Returns desk.Process return movies.the return station so they can be rented out again.Select the movies on the rack to your right and scan them in the system.You can return and hold up to 10 movies at a time.Okay.

Oh, I see.Some movies need to be rewound.Place the tape in the rewinder that lets - Oh, it's so fu - Can I - Oops.I was hoping to bobblehead.I thought if people brought back movies and they needed to be rewound that you would just have a VCR that you put them in in the store to rewind them.I didn't think about the idea that you had a dedicated rewinder That makes so much sense.

Some of these are reserved by customers.Place the movie in the reserve shelf to the left.Customer will come by today to pick up this movie.What you guys looking at, huh?The sailor family tree.Okay, no more rewinding.

How many tapes do I have in my hand?Seven?Any more reserves?There you go.Okay, one more.Alright, put them on the shelves.

These are my big hitters.I always wondered how back in the day, was it just a nice system where you rented people movies and games and stuff, but It's been so long since I did it and when we were doing it I was a kid so I can't remember.Did you have to give over information about yourself?Because why wouldn't people just steal?Why wouldn't they just rent a movie theater?a price, go home, and keep it?

Was it just an honor system?Probably.I don't want to be all like, oh, back in my day, but it really was, the world was simpler and people were nicer back then.There was less to get upset about.I mean, there was plenty to get upset about, but people didn't talk to each other the way they do now.Open!

Oh wait, shit, shouldn't I have bought more movies for the day?I need movies!I'm just gonna buy five random movies.Okay, that kind of sucks.Movies on the floor the other ones cost so much money the bundles are so much cheaper I don't think this is enough movies, but like if I buy these this is just one movie for 14 16 17 dollars Okay, let's buy something.That's a high rating horror and good critic four and a half stars.

That's good So I'm gonna pick this up for sure any partner today the sad witch passenger the light keepers merchant nice wife out of town, huh?She's gonna have yourself a boys night very cool.You picked up red heirloom juice I would have thought you would pick up a cowboy movie, but that's just me being prejudiced towards your appearance, and I shouldn't do that.I reserved a copy of the movie Sad Gnome Dreams.Achoo!The good one!

It's the same price as the other one though.It's a high rated movie I should be getting high rated prices.What's the dinosaur one?The T -Rex will see you?Oh, yes.Hello.

I want to scare my grandma with a dark horror movie.I want to scare her to death.So she will leave this mortal coil and I'll get all my inheritance.Okay, so you just want a dark horror movie.Will it say dark on it or is it just horror?Good critic.

I don't think your grandmother deserves good critic or bad critic.My phoneulator's ringing.This is a life and death situation.I need you to reserve sad philosopher dreams for me. I'll be there today.Don't rent it out.There's actually a negotiator.

Somebody has like two hostages up at the roof of a building and he's like we go for it!Sad philosopher dreams.How do I reserve this?Do I just put it over here?I am so fucking talented.

I want to ring the bell.Let me ring the bell.

Hi!What we got?We got sad non -dreams, fishbowl, my only friend, and the bridge beyond gangster.When I was growing up, we watched Bridge to Tirebithia, but whatever.I'm trying to think of what my favorite movie on VHS was when I was a kid.Have any of you guys seen Skinnamarink?

I didn't watch that when I was younger.I watched that two years ago.But it was one of those movies that it had like a scene in it with some like old -ass Disney knockoff cartoons, and it was a dog going like, woo!like or a rabbit or it wasn't a dog I don't think but it it had some sounds and it had some shit in it that I Had that when I was younger.I had that exact tape with those cartoons on it So when that showed up in the movie, it was way fucking scarier to me, and I'm hoping that The Kyle Kyle Edward Ball who made the movie.I'm hoping that he had the same experience That that kind of stuff just kind of like stuck with him when he was younger And then he put it in because that was the thing in his childhood that didn't unsettle him But as an adult now in a horror movie would unsettle you because it worked on me.

Are there sad philosopher dreams?Yeah, that's you.Okay.Are you the negotiator?Tell him not to take the shot.God, business is booming.

Although I have yet to turn profit.Hold on, my telephony is ringing.Can I give you your - okay.I just watched the treasure trapped in the cabin.It was so good.I need to know.

Is there gonna be a sequel?Please say yes.I mean, I don't have to be truthful.I could just lie.People lie all the time.You said please say yes.

I just did what you asked.I'm here to pick up the movie The Waitress Lurking in the Field that I reserved.Here you go.It's a spicy one.It's another one with full nudity in it.A hallmark of the 90s.

If you had a movie that didn't have a topless scene in it, then it wasn't a movie back then.My Poor Little Virgineyes as a child, I didn't know what I was seeing.I watched Titanic with my sister.She gets her tits out in that movie.They have sex in a car.

My sister was probably like, oh God, what have I done?Okay, any more movie bundles?They said tomorrow I would get some.Data, black market, insert SK, insert SKU here.I don't know what the fucking SKUs of my tapes are.Wally, why are you back here?

Ned Flanders' dad?We tried nothing, man, and we're all out of ideas.Do you have a drama movie?He's stealing!WALL -E IS STEALING!He came in, didn't pick anything up, and left.

Or he didn't go to the cash register.Do you have a drama movie to recommend for someone who's lonely?Sure.Drama, good critic.I don't fucking care if you're lonely or not.Not my problem.

As long as you got cash, I'm fucking happy.Hi, welcome to the store.Did you get everything you wanted today?Thank you so much.Thank you so much.The Fighting Fish.

Movie's trash, by the way.Has a good critic score, but I don't trust them.Yes, Gary, come on down!What the fuck you waiting for?The sailor family tree and a dessert's wrong number.How does a dessert dial a number?

I don't get it.But it's not my job to get it.It's my job to sell it to you.When in actuality, I'm not selling you shit.I'm letting you borrow a movie.You don't own this.

Man, I'm all tapped out of tapes.All taped out.Should be the name of the store!Stupid, smelly, ugly bollocks my whole life.Can I change it again?All taped out.

Now that I see it, that's a worse name.But I changed it, and that's the one people know now, so I gotta go to bed.Okay.Oh, I can get staff at some point.Nice.Movies rented, 33, and 18 return.

Mother of God, what is wrong with me?I was very sick at the start of the month, and I think I still am a little bit.Stupid asthma.Client started to check out 21 request accomplished three Okay, this is all green.It's all green.I feel like I'm doing good.

Oh so close New release movie available or the new release from the new tab this movie will be considered new for seven days Making it very popular does that mean you should get a bunch of them Can I look at your office computer from the new tab place an order for at least five copies in a single transaction?Okay, all new releases have custom standee included included when five copies or more are ordered at once Okay, I'm gonna buy ten.So cool!Ah!It must've been so fun to work in a store like this back then.Like, I know it comes with its own issues, and it's still a job.

It's still a job at the end of the day, but I just felt like the people who, maybe not now, working in movie theaters, or video stores, or like a GameStop.I always thought that, like, early 2000s, early 90s, like, this shit must have been the coolest job ever.You just gotta recommend movies to people.Yeah, I think I would have been really good at a job like this.Alright, what does the stand look like?

Put it at like a slight angle.

Oh, yeah!The evil spirits will drive you mad!Out on VHS today.So this is the shining, right?Okay, I should give out flyers now.Like, oh, what's up, Chadley?

Will people come - should I only be handing them out when the store is open?Like, will they not come back now?I don't actually know how this works.I need more movies.I can't just have that one.Is there any bundles?

Yes!15 movies!Wait, what does this note say?Meet me out back at 9 p .m.every Tuesday and Thursday if you're after exclusive movie deals, and I'll crack the door open to let you know I'm here.

I'll be waiting.The Tape Dealer.You got some pirated shit.I dread to think how many pirated movies I watched back then.I also had pirated games.You'd go to like, at least in Ireland, we have car boot sales.

So, you would go and people would be selling stuff out the back of their cars.But it was to like buy fireworks and games, but everything was all - it was like five pound for something.Which meant it was definitely illegal.But I mean, I was just consuming.We - I - I didn't fucking know back then.Oh my god, I only have 450 left.

I... didn't realize.Oh wait, claim?It tells you, rich shelf slushie machine.Oh, level two?Level three, new movie genre.Four, snack shelf.

I get staff at level six.That should help me.Can I play my Tamagotchi and my Power Rangers and my Woody?Sheriff Andy, that's so clever.Oh my god, Etch -a -Sketch.I was so god -awful at Etch -a -Sketch.

It made me feel like my fingers didn't belong on my hands.

Oh lord, your store can be big.

This is where I'm at now?Oh, fuck.Okay, that's - that's way in the future.That is not happening to me anytime soon.Okay, come on down.Come to the video store.

Hey, hey!Wait, wait, wait!Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!Give me my flyers, bitch!I can't pick them up again.Yes, I can, but it's being weird.

Are you bringing back a movie?Oh, you three are.Got movies!God, that should be the name of the store!It's supposed to be in caps and it's not!It's gahore!

No!Why isn't it - why is it not in caps?What is happening?!It starts off in caps and then isn't!It's a fucking terrible name now, but I - business is booming and I need to be here.Uh, $16.

Okay, thank you.Thank you.Goodbye.What level am I at?Oh, and Hell Hotel goes for $7.That's pretty frickin' sweetness.

What are you doing over there?Hello?Wally, what's she doing?Is she fucking stealing like you did yesterday?Wally, I'll take your thumbs.Not even worried about it.

You won't be able to steal when you're in jail!Well, you could probably steal in jail.I don't know.Never been.Heard it's lovely this time of year though, Wally.Could send you there for free.

Free like the movies you tried to steal.Can't wait till I get a popcorn machine and shit.Uh, $12 redos.It's so wild back then, where you would watch a movie in the cinema, and then you would have to wait until it came out.I mean, it's kind of the same still, but we get movies straight to home so much faster.I remember, like, The Lord of the Rings coming out, and watching it in the cinema, and then you had to wait, like, eight months for it to come out on DVD.

It was wild.Come on!Why is your hat pierced?Where did your legs go?Is that a glitch?He has no legs.

Oh, hello, sailor.What are we buying?Hell Hotel.Hey, how's it going?What do you want?Get the tapes returned!

Blood and Scary Things, could you give me a horror movie to watch?Sure.Hell Hotel.Everybody gets Hell Hotel today.Okay.Fuck.

I didn't do any of this.Shit.Okay.Okay.I mean, does it matter?Are they gonna - Oh, time matters, I guess.

Okay, nice.Making great fucking time on this.Some customers return their rentals late.The system automatically adds late to their membership ID.During their next purchase, check out - Oh, yeah, you dirty bastards.Inspector Gadget.

Why is he here?I didn't know he watched movies.He could just pull one out of his hat.Go Go Gadget Avengers, he would say.I'm sick!I would say, in return.

Inspector Gadget, do -do -do -do -do -do -do!Okay, no rewind so far.Excellent.Excellent.Excellent.Excellent.

A lot of reserves.Like, I assume - Oh.Oh, the shelf changes automatically.I thought I had to put horror on the horror shelf.My name was on the reservation list for The Bull, A Beacon of Hope.I got you, sister -oo!

Looks great, appreciate it.It gon' be great.Oh, sons of bitches.Oh my god.There's so many returns.Like I don't have to do anything with that, right?

It's just marked as late and then when they come back they get crippled by the judicial system of the VHS store of movie galore.What do you want?I have movie on reserve.Dragon.Okay.Yeah, our dragon.

That's a T -Rex though.That's not a dragon.One dollar.Nice.Nice.Why you got a face like that?

The last movie I returned was pretty bad.I'm sure no one was waiting for it, so there's no need to charge me late fee.Not a single person.Mark this up now, so your tiny little fucking ears can hear it.Every single person who has a late fee is being charged that fee.No ifs, ands, buts, or tits about it.

You're all getting fucked by the hammer of the law.Nice.Oh my god, there's just fucking never -ending movies coming through.So I kind of fucked over my own day with this because the day is over now and I - Wait, is he gonna go away if I don't get there fast enough?Fuck.Fuck!

This is a mess!What are you buying?Hello.I got bootleg movies for half their market value, exclusive adult titles, and the occasional holographic rarity.Only the good stuff.Okay.

Buy everything.Bye, bitch.All mine now.Will I get in trouble with the law?Is the big fuzz gonna come down on me for this?Okay.

You guys are trapped inside the store until I deem it necessary to leave.So just hold on a fucking minute.What do you want?A reserved egg graveyard.Okay.That's this one.

Oh, okay.Figured it out.We got it sorted in the end.$8.Haha, short hours, can't even see over the computer.I say he is not the tallest man in the world.

I'm sorry I said that to you.I like your hair.Cool mustache, bro.Does it come in cool?I'm sorry I said that to you.I'm sorry.

I'm just a bad person.Cool shirt, bro.You fucking idiot.Okay, nice.That was a good day.At least I think so.

Total $180.Woohoo!Slush machine!We're gonna make so much money.We're gonna be able to afford a trip to the moon and back.Artemis 2?

More like Artemis who?Tutorial completed!You've completed your first three days as a proud video store owner.It's time to take your business to the next level.Improve your shop with decorations, snack displays, arcade machines, keep an eye out for special events.Unlock new movie genres, hire staff.

Okay, I figured it out.Movie galore!Stupid.I hate it.It's a fucking stupid store.Oh yeah, now I just have an infinite number of these.

It's gonna be new for seven days though, so people are gonna want to watch it.Customers return the rentals in a broken state.Unfortunately, damaged movies must be thrown in the trash.System automatically adds a broken fee to the customer's membership ID.That broken fee should be all of the money in their wallet.During their next purchase to checkout computer.

Okay, they're so getting a slap on the wrist.Don't get me - I know that's harsh.I know a slap on the wrist.could kill a person, but it's their fault for being a piece of shit.You break my movie, I break your legs.It's how the VHS code worked.

Look, a lot of you guys weren't alive in the 90s when this was real, when people's legs were just getting broken left, right, and center.It's how most hospital visits in the 90s happened, where people getting their legs broke by VHS store owners.Shelves.New release movie shelf.No.I want standard movie shelf, four rows, standard movie shelf, four rows.

I mean, it's wider, it has four rows, but how many slots does it have?It's what I want to know.Six rows.Oh, these expensive though.We'll be okay for now.I gotta make money before I can spend money.

Neon lanes out there taunting me.

Son of a bitch.

Man, I'm never gonna be able to claim the next thing.$10 ,000 in total revenue.What am I at?15?Any new movie bundles?Yes, but look, I don't have - I don't have the space for them yet.

I have the space in the end.We're gonna open I'm gonna show flyers on people's fucking assholes Don't scoff at me scoff at you.Yeah.Hey, how's it going?Why does bro look like that?What is bro doing?

I can't get over these jiggle physics like where's the fat -ass jiggle physics My name is on the reservation is for the guy gambler gone in the wind Okay, is this like pride and prejudice but zombies gambler in the wind nice Nice.Thank you.Oh, no.What am I doing?Human music.I love it.

Oh, two copies.My dude.Enjoyed.Watch both at the same time.Break any of them, I break you.Customer return rental after its due date.

You are so getting fucked by the long fist of the law.About that late fee, I broke my leg and had no way to return my movie in time.Please be understanding and don't charge me. I'm charging you.How else will you learn if not by the long cock of justice?Hello.Are you a good customer?

Yes, you are.You're my favorite customer.Hello.How are you doing?Do you have a blemish on your tapes?No, you're my favorite customer.

Who doing?Not my favorite customer either.fact, I want to shoot you between the eyes.A late fee?Come on, we're friends!I wouldn't charge you if it was the one working the checkout.

You wouldn't have to charge me because I wouldn't have been late and if I was being charged I would have put it up personally immediately because I'm not a absolute piece of shit like you are.Hello?Hey, do you still have the treasure trapped in the cabin?If so, could you hold a copy for me?Sure.

Do I have that?

I saw you eyeballing!Hey!

Oh, you were doing - you were coming in anyway.Okay.

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.How do you come in?How do you take a flyer?Everybody come into the video store.It's the new hot thing.Don't go outside and eat food with your friends.

Come to video store where the fun never ends.Hey, what's up, Maxime?I just moved into an old house with creaky floors.What better way to settle in than with a horror movie?What do you suggest?Okay, creaky floor horror movie.

Fear the parent?Stalking doll?The den in Tim's room.Yeah, that's a good one.You got a new house.Let's talk rooms.

Hey, any chance you can hold the sinful clown for me?I'll swing by today.Yes, indeedy.The sinful clown.This one's actually a porn movie.Not that I judge.

I just wanted everybody else to know that that's what we sell, so come on down and buy some for yourself.That's what we say at Movie Galore.Buy a movie and jack it alone at home.That'll be $14 .50.Yes, take your time.Okay.

Everybody's good boys.All God's children right now.But if you have a late fee, or if the person who broke a tape on me comes in again, you're in my fucking crosshairs, buddy.Okay, $4.Nice.

Yeah, that's the power of movie galore, baby!

Yeah!Do you think I would get more customers if I changed the name to Pussy Galore?Because the James Bond character is a seminal piece of film.I'm here to try Treasure Trap, The Cabinet.Okay, this one.I've never seen a movie before.

How did you know?Because you called ahead and reserved it.Dumb nuts.Put the stand in when it's done.Can I sell it to a customer who wants it?Or do I just have to give it away like they always did back then?

Give it away, give it away, give it away.Uh, no copyright me.

It used to be a thing you only got copyright struck if you put it in the actual song, but now it's if you just sing the lyrics.Not good.Hello.Fuck yeah.What's happening in my calendar today, actually?I didn't check.

Okay, we don't have anything till the 7th.The 7th of fall.80 % drama movie rentals.and plus 25 % Chocolat bar purchases.

Oh yeah, fuck.

I forgot all about this.Hi, how's it going?Let me just do 10 of these and I'll be right with ya.Oops.Shit, which one was the reserved one?Another person whose eyesight I need to steal.

Fucking kill people.I'm gonna need more shelves eventually.Hello!The simple clown.Ooh, that's you.I got your movie right here.

Happy Jerkin.What do you want?Uh, Midnight Uncle Drive.That's a shit name for a movie.And you have a shit face for a person.Oh, the things we can get away with was free will.

What?Okay, then speak up.You don't need to be so scared about it.You reserved it.Oh nice, sinful clown guy.He's like, after I had post -nut clarity, I'm gonna want an actual movie to watch and then feel shame as the tissues surround me. I hope I can make like a little nudie movie corner.

Like that in the 90s, you always had like the thing behind the curtains.I was like, oh, you can't go in there.That's where the porn is.Oh, that was only on like American TV shows or movies that I saw.Because in Ireland, we didn't have porn.it was just like Regular movies like the ones on display.

There was never a section that had porn in it At least not that I ever saw there was no curtain everything lied to me nice.Okay 462 Dollars.Oh, I forgot that it does that automatically Sci -fi one of my favorite genres sci -fi and horror my two faves Okay, before we open the store today, I'm gonna be smarter about it.I'm gonna walk into the windows.Don't be any broken movies.Don't be any broken movies.

Don't do it.Don't do it.Okay, late, that's good.That's money for me.Why did you guys return movies late?

All it's gonna do is make me more money and more handsome.

There has to be a faster way of doing this.I'm pretty fast.Reserved, rewind.Oops, that thing's fucking fast.I suppose the tape doesn't burn out.Yeah, so when I only had horror on the shelves, it didn't say mixed, it said horror.

Is it better to just have one in one section or does that not matter?Damn.damn.I almost had a straight run of everything's fine.Is that the drones?Is there gonna be a fucking airstrike on my building?

Am I making too much money?Government wants to shut me down?I have room for three, fuck.How many shelves is this?It only has three slots.So what if I had to do it?

Throw tapes on the ground for a second.Doesn't feel good spending that much money.I'm back down to 252, but check this shit out.Oh, yeah.Oh, fuck yeah.It's so sick.

Now I'm gonna buy more movie bundles.

B -b -b -bondo!Bondo!B -b -b -bondo!

New?Oh yeah, it's still you.Okay, can I get rid of this note?Is this my mother telling me how proud she is of me?According to reserve, scary dynamite flick.Okay, I'll put it on the shelf for you.

Good stuff happening before we even open today.

So many movies.

That's so money.I don't want to buy movies that are single priced.That feels stupid to me.That's stupid.I don't want that.It's stupid.

What was that?

Just as they're walking by, you just slip one in their pocket to be like, shh.Watch this, just sneak along.Nice day out today.

Back home I go.

What's up, Pete Davidson?Well, Pete Davidson doesn't have his tattoos anymore.I'm a fucking ninja when it comes to handing out flyers.Like Hidden Leaf Village, throwing your shurikens.Another day, another dollar, baby.For Finny.

What's up?All right, Tiger.Don't call me Tiger.I'm in the mood for an adult movie.Give me something spicy.Okay.

Which one of these are adult?Did I buy any adult movies?Drama, drama, drama, drama.Adult.The Builder's Big Milk.Might have to be the thumbnail.

The Builder's Big Milk.Fucking rules.Oh, sweet Jesus.$42.What?It's four.

Oh, I did something wrong, didn't I?Oops.But I gave the right change, didn't I?Oh, Builder's Big Milk.What did I go for?$6?

Happy Jilling!Uh, $4.This is good.Oh, more returns.Damn, how many returns?Return of the King!

Ta -da!You're - I used to do that for Thankmas, but then I got in trouble.I kept getting copyright claimed.Actually, every single Thankmas stream is copyright claimed.Because at some point, we always just use music for stuff.But I mean, It's weird because I don't turn monetization on on any of the thankmas stuff ever So when it goes up afterwards it has no monetization on it if it gets copyright claimed do they then put monetization on it?

God, I hope not.You're the parent.I have that one.Yeah, this is a cool cover Reserves scary dynamite dick flick.Hi.You got the same hair as me silver Fox era Yes, daddy.

Hi.God the fucking jiggle physics you stopped, but your tits didn'tOkay.Slow ass.$16 .50.Nice.

Nice.I can't wait.Oh wait, I can get a slushie machine.But how much does it cost, I wonder?Ooh, maybe I should have looked into that first.Fuck.

I totally forgot already that that was a thing that I got.

How much does it cost to buy?

I'm not decorations.Equipment.Stations?Oh shit, it's only $50?I've been selling slush!Damn it, fear the parent.

Ooh, I like this one.I want to watch this one.What other one do I want to watch?The clown one?No.Midnight Uncle Drive?

No.Some of the sci -fi ones, maybe.The boat computer virus.I can't think of anything worse.Statue space drifter.The heart space racer.

Hobo on Mars.I mean, Hell Hotel is just the shining.I have so many.Oh, I did have so many reserved, but not anymore.There's another one here that I thought looked cool.Maybe the dinosaur one.

Honestly, most of these sound like cheap shitty movies.I wanted to do a thing that anytime someone buys porn, it just on the speaker just goes porn, porn, porn purchased.Oh, you're the one who just called, aren't you?Uh, five dollars.Oops.Five dollars for you and five back for me.

Ooh, lots of movies.Put a slush, a blue one.How do I do this?Cup.Okay, and then, okay.Banging out there!

75?Who's banging?Oh, it's Thursday.Oh!Oops, oops, oops.I'm dropping my builder's milk everywhere.

Oh, is this a porn as well?What is it?Who ordered the hot pixie?Hmm.Uh, sinful clown.There you go.

Nice.Although the slushie only was $3 .50.I was hoping it would be like $26, but it is the 90s.So you could buy a house for like a bar of chocolate back then.Okay.Oh, come on.

Yes.I can't do that until I do this.Bit nice you get a sci -fi Oh sinful clown that's a go on lots of people like the sinful clown although hell hotel has been pretty popular so far as it should be It's the shining one of the best movies ever made although if you're going Kubrick I'm much more of a 2001 space odyssey kind of guy actually am I I think I put that movie on my list more because I think it influenced me more and watch Why what's your go?What's gonna be your excuse?Oh, yeah, I had a baby I suffer from temporal blur disorder.My sense of time is permanently blurred.

It's not my fault.I'm sorry.I suffer from dumb aversion, so I'm just gonna charge you money.Oh, I have a disorder that makes me charge people exorbitant amounts of cash for the problems that are not mine.I'm sorry.Help 20 customers with their movie requests.

I was gonna say I serve way more than 20, but you mean the people on the left -hand side.

It's Harvest Day!Wow!

Yeah, it's like Stardew!Can I give you one of these?I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry.Pie!

What do we do on Harvest Day?

All right, 80 % drama movie rentals.Okay, so should I get some drama rentals?Random movies, $100 each though.Let me see what dramas we have.Horror, horror, science fiction.drama Hold on the kennel speed racer.

I thought it was good.I thought was something Kerbal space program I think that's all the ones I could get hey any chance you can hold my monster at school for me. I'll swing by okay The drones are back.They're gonna drop a nuke on my house alright We only have three drama movies now, but that's okay actually there's probably a ton of drama movies in here love that sound lots of hell hotel these motherfuckers breaking my movies I'm telling you, I'm going to their house, and I'm gonna break their face.They deserve it.Sons of bitches.Okay, so the day doesn't start until I start.

That's good.I was just thinking about that whole, if I'm taking too long doing this.I have so many returns.I should have more than enough shelf space for all of this.Oopsies.You go on the bottom shelf.

I don't want the children to see it.He says as the children are lower to the ground.Maybe you should be on the top shelf.Actually, no children.come in here.We're not allowed in here.

We sell horror movies and porn.Okay, that's good, right?Good to go?Open, says me!Buyers for everyone.Come on in, cowboy.

Come on in and rent a movie.We've got plenty of movies.Okay, you're returning one.You're returning one.You're returning one.I want people returning movies!

Everybody's returning a fucking movie!Look at them all!Oh, there's a video store here?I reserved the monster at school.Ooh!Man who's never seen movie before in his life.

Keep fucking it up.Hold on, I'll be right there.I'll be right with you.Hey, what's up?What are we getting?Yes, good choices, good choices.

It's Harvest Day out there.You guys excited for it?I know I am.Everyone's in a cozy mood.Everybody wants the old nostalgia dramas.Except you, Hell Hotel.

Hell yeah.Renting everything.Also used to be a thing back then that people would rent like five movies and then it was like, what are we gonna watch tonight?And then you just have five movies to pick from.Sometimes they wouldn't even watch all of them.I also like how all - well, actually no it's not.

I was gonna say all of them are a 24 -hour period rental, but there have been some.people coming back days later, like Inspect Her Gadget here.Inspect Her Gadget, not Expect Her Gadget.Jesus.That's a movie we have on the shelf, Inspect Her Gadget.I'm sick of the stories with happy endings.

Do you have a drama movie with...Okay.I'm just gonna give you any fucking drama movie that I have.Drama, old and good critic.And it's a hollow.Oh, I didn't see that on the shelf.

I can't read for myself.What?Oh.Hell Hotel.Hell yeah.I'll be right back!

Who is this?I just dialed a random number to see who would answer.I'm bored.Sorry, wrong number.Uh -oh.If that happened to me in real life, I'd be convinced someone's gonna actually come and kill me.

You returned a damaged rental.You're the one that I got you in my sights.Charge fee.How much is it gonna be?It's just so much for my hat and time.I can't fucking - Motherfucker!

I need security.That's the next thing I need to buy.Not allowed though.I don't have staff yet.I'm not level 6.Oh god, the line is building up.

Level 3.Goddamn!That stinks.I hate that.I feel so violated.Oh, I did.

drop the movie in the bathtub.I thought VHS tapes were waterproof.I guess not.Why are you up?You're running a store, you can't blame me.Thank you.

Thank you.You get it.Plus it's your fucking fault.Be stupid, pay stupid.It's only $4 .50.I thought it'd be worth so much more.

Oh my God, this is getting backed up.I need to be faster.I have so many return tapes as well.Man, I thought I would be making like crazy amounts of bank off my fucking slush machine.You want a slushie?I'm buying a slush.

Guys we got slushies!They're good for Harvest Day.

Yes!

Slushie, she heard me. I'm gonna give you lots of extra flavor.Oh, yeah, that's gonna be a good one.Even though I don't like orange flavored drinks.Kel loves orange soda.I get it.And I thought that that was doctrine back then, but Sean don't love orange soda.

I'll have a Fanta now and then.Are you still on hand time?I'm getting fast at this.I'm getting good.$515.This is excellent for me.

This is just absolutely wonderful news.What does she want?What do you need sister?I'm looking for a science fiction movie with a robot that says something like this.I will destroy all humans.Any ideas?

Okay.Uh, not hobo on Mars.This one might do it.The Neon Singer Viper.Pretty sci -fi robot ones.This one kinda - this one has shit in it, maybe.

I don't know.Maybe do some research yourself before you come to the store.I have a business to run.I need staff.If I had staff, this would all be so much easier.Okay, we're doing good.

This - this has probably been the best day so far in the store.Apart from the fact that that guy threw tapes at me and then ran off.And running off is...Doing a lot of the heavy lifting because he basically just walked at a very slow pace away from me and there was nothing I could do about it.I basically just pissed my pants and he did whatever he wanted to me.

Like the store's gonna close now, isn't it?

Nevermind then.

Heeey.Uh, cup.And red.Ooh, cherry flavor.Want to taste?Cherry's my favorite flavor!

Cherry and banana stuff.You like banana?Uh, Hell Hotel.Do I have a copy?Oh my god, all my copies are out.Hold on.

Fuck off.Gotta be a Hell Hotel in here, right?Out of Hell Hotels.What am I supposed to do?I'm gonna have to say no and she's gonna be mad and then she's gonna kick me in the face.Sorry ma 'am.

I've let you down today.He's come out!Look, this is sick!Fine.Sorry, I can't help you at the moment.Okay, I'll manage.

Nice person!Thank you!It's been really hard.My dad left me this store, and the people of Stardew Valley don't appreciate my work.The town would fall apart without me.Emotional story.

Could you recommend me a drama movie?Not only can you, can I, I shall.

Uh, give him a porn movie.

No, he's so excited! as you should be.I got you, bro.There's gonna be so much flavor in this.This guy's brain is gonna go to the fucking moon and back.Uh, 275.Thank you!

Oh, yeah, Psycho Killer Hot Dog.You're gonna love the ending of that one.Close for the day.What day is it today in -game?Friday?Wait, I thought the Harvest Festival was on...

Oh, it's both days.I see.Um, should I buy something else?I feel like I should.What can I buy?Whoa!

That's, uh, Short Circuit.Is that his name?Can't remember.Um, let's buy a...Big shelf.Standard movie shelf, six rows.

Although are all my shelves now different sizes.That's the same as this.They're also not right up against the wall and that kind of is annoying me.So let's fix that.Okay, now you're separated by a gap.

No, go right there.

Yeah.Let's buy a bundle.Let's buy two bundles.Oh, the drones are back.Watch out, y 'all.Music is sick.

This music.It's like Nosferatu, it's so cool!How'd you guys harvest go?Was it shit and cringe?Because everyone was in buying tapes?You bet it was.

What, you selling fucking candles that smell like cherry?No one wants that.Oh, your tomatoes are all rotten.What, you're selling cock vegetables?These guys have no idea how to be a titan of industry like me.Snack shelf!

I shouldn't have spent so much money the day before!Shit!I'm not gonna be able to afford a snack shelf.Or maybe not snacks.Snack shelf's not in snacks.Or in shelves.

Okay, 150.

We got snacks.

Marketplace?You should go somewhere else.Ah, that's not too bad.Market.Can I...I mean, is there movie ordering system?

But where's the snack ordering system?It's not a case of like, when I have these, I put them on that shelf, is it?Let's see.Oh, God, no!No!Oh!

The carpet's gonna be fucking sticky!It's kind of all my money, but oh shit.Oh shit.Oh fuck Oh, I get it back.Oh, thank God that would have sucked super chips Dino gummies sour bombs fire egg balls fudge slime.I hope that that helps me sell a lot And so many fucking heads up hell hotels now But I didn't have it the day before when the lady wanted it now.

She's mad at me I think we can open for the day.Why not?It's a beautiful day outside.Gotta catch her.Gotta catch her.Gotta catch her before she leaves.

Come to my store.She's impressed.She's impressed.Hello, telephone!The keg death movie.Okay.

I didn't even realize you had the keg death.It just says you will die on it.That's a scream movie if ever I've seen one.Hey, what's going on?God, I've never got all ten to not have a thing on it.To just be like a clear beep for every single one.

What would you like?Oh, you're the keg death person.Okay.We just got that right now.Here you go.Nice.

Vote for me.

Oh, you're tall.I wish I was tall.Chips.Oops.Nice.Thank you.

Come again.These snacks are gonna make me so much fucking money.No, I'm not so much at first.I've lost a lot of money on them, but after a while, shit's really gonna pick up.I can't wait.Oh, hey, you dressed differently today.

Dollars.Easy.The police are coming!The dance police for these moves!That's a nice slush, huh?I did that.

Oops.Oops.Come back more money than they deserve.Will they come back and buy more stuff?Like, is it a I treat you right, you treat me right kind of situation?Oh, I reserved a copy of the Princess Peepee.

Okay.Thank you.I'm very fast and efficient and good at my job.

Ooh, adult movies.

Respect.Hold on, that might be my mom calling me, telling me how disappointed she is in me and my choices of career.Hold on, I'll be back.If I have tears in my eyes, it's because of the weather and allergies.I do.I just say yes anyway.

Damn.Hell Hotel is still so popular.I need to catch up on my classics.Give me an old movie.

Oh, you're right.

That is old.He just leaves, doesn't pay.You want orange?Thank you.Up to $200 for today.I am making money.

I'm going to be up to that 10 grand in no time.Ooh, 10 cents?Weird.Dynamite boxing.Hotel people.The ones who reserve those.

Where they at?There he is. I was just talking about you and your fuck -ass Mr. Beast hats.Oh, rental after -due date is not the same as broken.Broken means death.A late feast?Seriously?

Traffic was insane the day I brought the movie back.How's that my fucking problem?I'm sorry.Look at my face.Does it look like I care?I haven't cared a day in my life towards scum like you.

Dino gummies.Nice.Yeah, I had some myself last night for dinner.It was a good time.You enjoy those.Thank you.

$167.Not bad.Not bad at all.I keep thinking how people are leaving and not paying because I have the snacks over there.

Thank you.

Peace.I need to get a baseball bat for under the fucking counter.I'm going to start taking fucking stock of you losers.Look, it might be a video store and some of you don't take that seriously, but this is the backbone of our society.If this fails, we all fail.There's a new release.

Does Hell Hotel still count as a new release?I wouldn't fucking know.Hey.We don't have any new releases!Unless there's some on this.We ain't got no Hell Hotel.

Why is it always not in when I fucking need it?God damn it.I love that movie.That movie of which I don't remember which one it was is my favorite movie.None of these are new, right?I think only Hell Hotel is a new release.

Yeah.Sorry, Chum.Finally can watch a movie some other time.

Oh Thank you.You're so nice.

Whoa, you're here sick.Thank you.Watch it on the way out Don't let the spikes get dampened by the ceiling you put a lot of work and effort into that.Oh, hey Hey, hold on.Gotta pop this guy's cherry real quick more fireworks I have to movie the gold.I have the movie the gold a beacon of hope reserved.

I hope I'm not too late You're never too late for a good time.Wow Yeah, you're damn right Wow That's what we do here in Movie Galore!Oh, sounds like everyone's having a really good time out there.I'm stuck here at work until fucking midnight every day.Wish I had friends.There's still so many people in the store.

Holy God.Do a rental after it was due.Oh, my last rental was late?I was sure I brought it back on time.Ah, shoot.

Yeah, I'll fucking shoot.

Shoot you in the face.Sorry.Sorry, I get a bit - I get a bit aggressive.And by a bit aggressive, I mean I will kill you towards the end of the day.Why am I wearing these hats?Is it because of Harvest Day?

I guess so.I mean, it's cute.I'm just sad that I work here alone.You brought a damage tape back!I will murder you!Movie was working fine when I dropped it off.

I won't pay your broken feet.

Give me the tape.Mother - Come here.Come here.

I'ma follow you home!Thief!This woman sucks!Throw candles at her!Knock her out!Make her forget what she ever did!

Detach her retinas!

Sorry, folks.Sorry you had to see that.

Look, I'm - I'm a video rental guy.Us guys get crazy.We're hot -headed.It's known.Hold on.We're hot -headed, but I'm not stupid.

You're not getting more money than you deserve.I run a tight ship around here.Don't - Don't tie the noose around my balls, and I won't have to slap you in the face.You were late.Give me your money.I'm not even gonna be empathetic.

Sympathetic.I'm not gonna do any of that.I'm just gonna, I'm a fucking hard ass from now on.My ass has abs on it, it's that hard.Should I buy a new movie bundle?Should I buy a new movie bundle?

Is there any stuff here that I don't have?Horror, science fiction, drama.I don't think I get any new genres.Unless something over here happens.Can I see my progress?Like it's saying unlock new levels, but I don't know what I'm at right now.

Can I see it in here?It's probably 560 fall day seven.Maybe here?No.I guess I'll see you at the end of the day.Movies are in at 81.

Movies return 63.Wow.Alright, I'm almost at level 5.Almost.Close enough.Whoa.

Galactic Rebellion 4.Out on VHS today.We're selling Star Wars and shit?Sick.Okay.Well, I'm gonna leave this video here That was a good first week in the game.

My store is flourishing Please by all means give me movie store names because movie galore sucks tape of the morning was too long Also didn't make any sense.Whatever you guys upvote I will do so be intelligent about it and nice Anyway, thank you for watching this episode.

Let's stay tuned for the second one.Bye