I Quit! Worst Rage Bait Game Ever! | Trees Hate You

How's it going Dazzlers?

Welcome back to Daz Games and we are back with a rage game. You know what, I actively avoid these because they genuinely piss me off. And I know that's what they're designed for, but I hate it. I don't, I have no idea what it's about. You guys have been like saying like, you got to play this. Let's get into this.

See why trees hate us I guess. Be this loser. All right, actually no, I wanna design a victim. Oh shit, okay. Skin, let's try and make me, that's what normally you do. Okay, accessories, not gonna have any hair.

Oh my shit, what's wrong with my eyes? Oh my God, that's not me. Okay, there we go, that's me. Done. All right. I know how this goes. So what, are we choosing a place for a picnic? Read.

Be sure to read every sign you see. They never know when one will say something useful. All right. It's quite a charming game, isn't it, so far? Do I take my picnic basket with me? Or do I just leave it there? Oh. Do we go down here? Oh wait there's a coin up there. I can't jump either. Oh shit there's a coin up there I want to try and get up there and get that coin. Nah fuck this. Already. I don't have any sprint button right now.

Alright so you just go around the trees. That's fine

Now see that there's a tree right there fuck you oh

You know what? Like this is what I mean This is what I mean, that's stupid and I'm right back at the beginning again. I Guess it's learn like trial by error isn't it? Well what do I do then because he's going to shoot me.

Just go down there.

Alright I dodged it. Screw you. Well that's right. Yeah so look at the tree. The tree is watching me. Everywhere I move it's watching me.

Look at that shit. I'll go this way.

Ah fucking di- It's just deliberate!

It's deliberate! It just makes- it makes you feel like I wanna like genuinely outsmart it, like it's a challenge. Now that I know it's gonna happen, it doesn't count. So I go past the gun here.

Fuck off! Where was that one last time? No, that wasn't there last time. Where's all the signs that I'm supposed to read? Bro, that's horse shit. I swear that tree wasn't there last time. See if that one grows, that one's not gonna- what the fuck? What? Who shot me?

Fuck you.

Ah, so it made you think that that was gonna do it. Who the fuck is shooting at me, bro? Oh, see now- now I- see that's satisfying, because that outsmarted the tree. I'm gonna go close to this one. I'm gonna do everything that...

Ah! Ah!

Oh shit!

They're chasing me. I'm not going down there.

Ah!

Oh, you fucking...

Dude, they just chased me. All right, I'm gonna go around this way now. Fuck you. Now, see? See? And then I went around here. I got past that last time. Why isn't that working now? That's a new one, isn't it? I hate this shit. I hate it so much. It's so boring. Yeah, great. you got me yeah yeah yeah but last time I did it

and I got past that bit so what does it matter bro I can't be bothered, like I've got too much going on in life. I did that, so now I've got to go down that hole thing, basically. Let's go down the hole. I did it! Okay. No, fuck off!

Oh, glad I was hesitant then. If you get stuck, press tab and check for trees. What? Do you know what? You... That's so, that's so stupid. God damn it. That's not cool. I just got past this bit as well.

Come on.

Oh no, I didn't.

So I ran this one, and there, and I went, oh shit.

No, oh, you stupid dick.

I literally walked into that.

How do you avoid it then?

Oh, that's not cool.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Shit on it. No, oh, you son of a dick. I literally walked into that. How do you avoid it then? Oh, so stupid. It's so frustrating because there's no clear path. They both got me then. They just both got me.

Just made it as well.

Ah!

Stupid little mini-bugs. Stupid. Ah! What am I supposed to be doing? Can I crouch? got me. I just made it as well. AHHHHH! Stupid little mini-bazooka. more one two new ones right so I'm gonna go out here that's gone now I'm not gonna read that sign everything in this game is just designed to screw you over Oh God! Stupid ass trees. When I go outside, I'm gonna slap every tree I see. You gotta get close to the gun trees. That's what I've learned.

There we go. So, doing that there. So that tree comes up behind me there. That tree comes up behind me there that tree comes up behind me

Oh fuck, I can't move fast enough to get out of the way

I'll be playing these games They actually enjoy it right so this one comes up there, so I get rid of that one right But that was faster though wasn't it that was faster. I'm, I'm not losing my mind. I'm nailing that bit. I just don't know how to get around the one on the stairs. Maybe I just have to like touch the stairs. If I like touch the stairs like that

and then go down and then out, there you go. Flag, done, thank you. Now wait, there is another path down here that leads around and this gets me that coin, I think. Yeah, this goes right down to the beginning level. Swear to God, if anyone kills me there. I'm at the beginning

again. I don't you know what do you know what do you know what I've never seen anything so Unfair in a game in my life Except for that that's bullshit is that gonna happen again? Honestly, this is this is next level a piss take. Right, I got to the second flag. It's this bit here that's annoying, but I've mastered it now I feel.

Unless they've changed anything. Right, keep going round. Are you sure? Are you sure? They're like speeding them up or some shit. I'm sure of it.

Oh my god, yeah, see look, they're faster. Because they know I'm coming around a second time. Where's the tree there? Where's the tree coming down there? I'm not falling for it. Right, that's where I was.

I went all the way back around there for that coin. It's alright, because I'm there. So don't go down that way.

Go that way. Oh, I'm going. Don't go down that way.

Go that way.

Yeah, alright.

WHAAAAAT?

Whatever. Whatever the fuck ever. Oh no. No, I can't jump. I'll go this way then. You gotta do two, you gotta do double.

Double, alright fine.

Let's do double then. So I know now how to deal with you because I just go stick close to you.

Shit, shit!

I'm not going for that coin, I just saw a coin.

Nyeh!

I'm not going for that coin. There ain't no way. So, there's a tree over there. How am I supposed to do that? How?

That's mental.

Ah.

Ah. Okay.

See there's a little bit of tacticalness in it. Now I'm going to die because I don't have a fucking tree

Yeah tactics I need a flag

Fuck you Oh God

I'm not getting that coin again. I don't think coins do anything. They don't do absolutely anything.

Now that's gonna get me, isn't it? Yeah, whatever. This music, man, I can't- I can't take much more, I'm serious. 🎵 🎵

See, I can't make that though. I can't make that though.

Piss off!

Come on. Oh, I don't even have to go around here.

That's so dumb! It's so dumb! I can't start here again!

Can I go down there yet? No, I can't.

Oh no, oh no.

It fucks.

I've got to turn this around, never went that way before I should have just stuck to the plan I should have just stuck to what I do it's good do it again I don't remember what I did here. It's going to do it again. I don't trust it. I don't, I don't trust.

Oh man, man, man.

Like, come on, like give me a flag at some point. Like come on. I'm going to go around here and I'm going to immediately go around here.

Fuck. What was that? What type of tree is that? I go around here, then I immediately go around here. Fuck!

What was that?

What type of tree is that?

Nothing! Stupid music. I'm gonna hear this in my dreams tonight. My nightmares. I'm rushing it now, I'm rushing it. I'm just trying to get it done.

So I can just get off this godforsaken game.

Come on

Please give me a red flag. I've come so far. I

Was just there though

this honestly It's doing my head in I Can't I can't be held accountable for killing someone after playing this game I was right there! I was right there! Oh, I don't know how many times I've done this now. I've done it so much. I'm holding my breath.

I'm actually holding my breath. I did it.

I did it. I did it.

Where's the red flag though? Nah, I don't want to move now. Nah, this isn't cool.

This isn't cool.

Give me a red flag. I can't, oh. Oh, yeah, all right. You just gonna do that shit, are you?

Can I go that way?

No? How then? What then? Oh my god! Oh my god! Red flag, red flag, red flag! Thank fuck. No, no, no, no, no. Shit. Cri-der! Alright, well, how then? What? What? I can't outrun you! Whatever, whatever, whatever.

Alright.

I'm not going for the coin, I couldn't give a shit. And last time I tr- Last time I trusted that f***ing sign. Whatever then then what am I supposed to do? Watch out. Alright. Fucking good you are aren't you?

Oh we got another red flag that's cool. So I'm gonna investigate around here. So no if I die, it's fine got a chest up there. Do I trust it? No Oh you son of a bitch.

Oh my god, wow. Alright, shall we go this way, see what's up? I know you miss me mate, you miss me mate, you miss me! Apples not...

Oh God!

Jesus Christ! How do I get past that?

Where am I? What? What was that in my body? Why do I have thorns in my body? That wasn't there before. Oh no, what have I got on me now? Where am I picking that up from? I'm going the other way.

Not that way. Have I done it again? At least tell me where the thorns are coming from so I can make an active decision. Look, they're in me again. The thorns again though bro, like how am I supposed to do this? No, I keep following the sign. So don't follow the sign, whichever way the sign is pointing. That's where the thorns are. OK. So that way, I'm going to go this way and there shouldn't be any thorns. Well now it's blocked. So what am I supposed to do? Like what am I supposed to do? It's I just slapped by a circle.

Oh, whatever! Whatever!

I'm not, I'm over it. I'm so over this. Stupid ass game. All designed to piss you off. I wasn't even near it but alright. How am I?

How?

How are you meant to beat that? I don't get it. I literally can't run faster than it.

Oh thank god. Thank gods. literally can't run faster than it. Thank God, thank God. Do I trust that? I mean, I've got an insert coin. Alright, whatever, no. I knew it.

I fucking knew it. Alright, but I don't mind because I... Do I go this way? I'm going through here. Oh no, that's the fucking ball. Wait, no, was that the ball? Oh wait, no, I've been down here. What?

No, why am I going back? Why would it let me go back? All right, I'll go through. What is that? Jesus Christ. The trees really do hate you in this game, honestly. Get up, get up!

Stupid arse.

Did it?

What, am I going to get hit by a car now?

Yeah. Success!

You made it out in the forest! Fuck you! Yeah, of course it's a tree driving, alright. Oh god, so honestly what? What is happening? What am I doing?

It's gonna go on forever now. Like it's not gonna end and it's gonna keep me here. Now I'm in space. Perfect. End of act one. Oh, Jesus Christ. I, like, my view right now, out my window,

behind my desk, is the park, and it's just all trees, and I'm pissed off looking at it now. Ah I'm so done. I hate rage games. Why people enjoy them like like I get wanting to beat it and the competitiveness behind it but they're designed to make you look stupid and piss you off so when you're pissed off it's just like well why am I playing it? Well at least I beat it and I did it I don't know if I want to play the full game I don't think I have the stress management for it. Guys like

the full game I don't think I have the stress management for it. Guys like Love Chris my channel I'm gonna go punch something stay dazzling