I Spent $1000 On My Nephew's Account Again!

Hello everybody, you may notice something fellas. You may notice something. And the title might be a dead giveaway. But there is an empty seat right here, chat. Ladies and gentlemen, I promised him at Team of the Season,

I was gonna upgrade his team again. So today, he's getting another 100,000 FC points. He's arriving with his PlayStation.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my nephew, Sloane! W's in the chat! He's alive!

You're showing the wrong side of the PlayStation on purpose, aren't you?

Flip it around.

Flip it around. Sloane, flip it around. Remove hand now. Remove hand. Remove hand! You dirty pig.

How's you feel about Danny scoring a Sidemen charity match?

Yes!

Everyone's just saying terrible, like no one cares. Oh yeah, by the way, we're packing Bruno Fernandes.

Oh!

And Harland.

Tell them what you're gonna do.

If we pack Bruno, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna do a backflip.

Chat, remember that.

I'm gonna do a backflip or a chair jump.

No, backflip. Why are you doing a backflip? What do you mean fine we're limited to the shed where else are you going why are you standing up?

Chat who thinks buzz again renegade what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Chat stop. Chat chill. Chat who thinks Chelsea will win the FA Cup? Literally nobody in the world bro. 100%? Literally nobody.

Yes, yes me, WSloan. Oh my, thank you guys. I don't know my logins. Why is your PlayStation on I'm gonna fix it. On my mum's life, I'm gonna fix it. I know what you, I know, I know, I know, I know. I need to go, leave it with me, leave it with me.

Five minutes later.

Yes!

All right, they can't see it yet.

Chat, I've done it. It's cause you've got your,

you've enabled a stupid setting.

What is it?

You've enabled HDCP. What's that? Exactly. Right, lock in. Lock in. Lock in.

Yes!

Yes!

Let's go!

Let's go! This is what he does!

This is what he f***ing does!

I am a technician! Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for bearing with us. You're very good people and I appreciate you a lot. Are we ready Sloane?

I'm more ready.

Oh my god, lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for bearing with us. You're very good people and I appreciate you a lot. Are we ready, Sloane?

I'm more ready.

Oh my God, lock in. There we go. Now, yes, we look like two children. Yeah. We look like we're the same age. Why, why?

Right, okay.

Let's hop on.

What is that?

Oh, it's like a story Megan

What?

Yeah, it's really good

What are kids playing these days? Is it all in black and white?

Yeah, no it's sick

Have you, do you, wait you play Siege?

Yeah

Oh my god! Oh my god!

I played in Jinx's tournament the other day and I won

Well done! I played in Jinx's tournament the other day and I won. Well done!

I'm proud.

Is that not like, surely that's what kids are talking about at school, no? Roblox, 19 hours.

What? That's not a lot.

That's not a lot. How many on FIFA? Oh my God, Sloan!

What?

You need to get a life, mate. 181 hours on FIFA.

Is that a lot? Life me 181 hours on FIFA

You need to get a job man. What do you mean? I do play the game

Yeah, but I didn't realize you do last time you didn't even have a teammate. That's great Well, that is the point. Yeah, why are you called the Terminator? No news? I don't know when I was like like young yeah, and I don't have to change it now

Cuz I watched it to you were Terminator.

Stop right there. Stop right, repeat what you've just said.

So I'd like, I made my name when I was young, yeah? On my PlayStation.

What are you now?

12.

Is that not young?

No, no, when I was like proper younger.

Oh yes, what's the message you're saying these days? I'll just do it, just do it, just do it. Can't go on this one? It's just my mate. Why is he putting question marks? Did you say something outrageous?

Oh no, look, he just said, because he wanted me to help him like try to upgrade his team to get some good players and that. Do some SBCs and that. I said look, it's just my mate.

Why are you, hold on.

What?

Why are you, hold on. Why, hold on. Why are you, why is he asking you for help to upgrade your team?

Cause he wants me to do like rivals with him in that.

No, he just said, can you help me upgrade my team?

Yeah, I did like rivals in that. No, Danny, Danny, Danny.

Yes, bro.

Ha ha.

You go school with him? Yeah.

Right, let's go! Right, Bruno, wait, okay.

So any of these, not Rice, Gabrielle, Helen, Bruno. Right, let's go! Right, Bruno, wait, okay. So any of these, Rice, Gabrielle, Helen, Bruno.

Yeah, and her.

Or Marihuana and the other girl.

Yeah.

Backflip from you.

Yeah, and what's it? And 95. She's done it.

No, he knows I'm on stream. How does he know? Because does he know I'm streaming? Shout out to Lenny. Shout out to Lenny. My G. You show me. Give me a tour of your club. Alright, okay.

I mean, it's a lot better than last year, last time. Van Basten up front though.

Yeah, three play stars.

Let me see stats, what's he saying? 24 games, 40 goals. What game mode? What game mode? I'm Div 6. You have about 40 objectives to claim.

Oh my God, you actually don't even play squad battle. That's good. Oh, you've got a hundred, 154 rival wins. more what? oh yeah because i haven't really played champs it says zero wins in champs mate

yeah because that's like included last year

oh you're including last year yeah i'm including last year

i'm not including this year

so all you do is play rivals kinda yeah but i'm not

what's your record?

wait what?

what? what? You've got more losses than wins. You've got more luck. Who the fuck is that?

Who's SNW7?

Who is that?

Who is that? Who's Demon King Dance? Who is it? Who is it?

Who is it?

Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is that? Who is that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's Demon King Don? Who is it? Who is it?

Who is it?

Who's his mom?

Who's his mom?

Find out who his mom is. He says find out who his mom is. Find out who his mom is now.

He must have added you from this stream right now. Ha, messy.

Who's Alf? Who's Alf?

Who's Alf?

I don't know.

Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? I don't know.

I must have added him once.

I must have randomly added him once.

I don't know.

I must have randomly added him once. I must have randomly added him once. I must have randomly added him once.

Bingo! We fucking got him!

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

We got him ladies and gentlemen. 500 hours of Fortnite, you sad... Who's his mum? Who's his mum? Cut it out, Who's his mum? Who's his mum? Cut it out, who's his mum?

I don't know his mum.

No, no, no, no, Danny don't do this. Danny don't do this. Danny don't do this. Danny's here for me. Danny's here for me. Alfie, don't join.

I thought you don't know him.

I just remembered him.

I just remembered him.

I just remembered him. It's taking too long, it's 6pm anyway, he's bottled it. Alfie, you bottled it! Wait, what did we get for 6pm content, Sloane? Do you wanna tell him?

Oh, we got some new player SBCs for 6pm content.

First one.

Johnny Carados.

Nope.

Ma-quero, mo-so-co-lo-re-ro, ma-quero. You know it. Oh, oh, right.

That's actually a really good card, that. That's a really good card. Right, that is 6pm content, chat. Do you want 100,000 viewpoints, Max?

Yep.

Yep? Maybe sound a little bit more excited? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were such a wholesome man last time. What on earth has changed? Go on, chat. This is Sloane's question that he wants to ask you, that he asked me in the car and I said immediately, no, obviously not.

All right, what did you get? Tot 5-star, 5-star, like, tattooed on the back of your leg, yeah? And then with um that's not the part night

1999 foot Neymar tattooed underneath

Danny said he'll do it for a hundred two hundred thousand pound would you do it for less? What do you do if like a hundred hundred thousand say you said a thousand? No, that was my first house first. You know cuz it was good up in places. I was going from a thousand into five thousand. Everyone's saying yes, but they're lying. You're obviously just lying. Guys, what do you do if a hundred grand get Tottenhamer tattooed on the back of your leg?

You didn't say a hundred grand.

For a hundred grand.

But I wouldn't do it for a hundred grand.

Exactly, exactly.

111,000 FIFA points at 12 years old. Oh, that's a great question. Do you have to wear a lanyard to school?

A lanyard?

Yeah.

No.

You sure?

Obviously, not only do teachers wear lanyards. Why do we...

What, you had to wear lanyards?

I had a lanyard, yeah.

What, like a sing around your neck. That's what a lanyard is what's that so weird? Are you doing before and after?

Slow it all right. Who's quiet my friend, but get guys mom and dad information, please by the end of the day I'm being dead serious if you right let's let's say free people you'd want to change What are you saying if you could change any free my right back? Yeah, you sell it anyway. who's better sell it for Rangers oh why have you just been flashed I'm Rangers yeah okay good answer right we get rid of right back okay who else you won't get rid of um in an ideal world world. Lauren James. Is it? Yeah no but like what? Nearly 400 games. Yeah. You're a sad man mate. What do you mean I'm a sad man? You're a sad man. What do you mean?

Right, right back Lauren James and who else? One more if you had to. He's right mids Lamine Yamau by the way. He ain't going anywhere first owner. Let me know what

What But those good ones you take me you told me to put on him

Sloan I told you yes. Yeah, they're the ones you put on him Where's all the gray ones? You played a hundred and seventy-eight games 78 games You're a lead man, I'll help you catch up. Can you even still put them on? Yeah, you can you can I'll help you off stream because no one wants to see it. I'll put your actual play styles on You know, look look at your like striker. Look, he's got all these gray ones. Oh You need the gray ones as well. Oh

Okay, right. So we oh, okay, right?

So we're replacing Lauren James right back one more probably Pyrrhus

No

Is it you don't like Rivaldo, all right, I'll get you Perry's bell. All right, let's lock in 111,000 FCD points. Yeah, if we get 96, you said you're backflipping. Yeah, or 97, or 95. What? Or 95?

Yeah, no, only two 95s in Pacific. Who? Virgil van Dijk,

and what's the other centre-back?

Saliba. Saliba, yeah.

Yeah, that's fair enough. Right, come on. Let's get him some good pulls, man. What do you want to start with? We're going big today. Let's go big. Let's just go massive slow. I'm trying to get you team of the season, Bruno Fernandes, mate. What first pack?

Go on, I'll let you open it, mate. This is tradable as well. You can get a little bit of money, yeah?

Go on.

Have you played this game before? It's a boo! It's a boo!

I'll set it back.

Oh. That's Ivory Coast. Oh, Man City. Imagine Earl in Holland straight away.

Imagine bro.

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.

No, no, no.

Oh you.

What on earth was you about to say?

Nothing.

What on earth?

Come on.

Let's get someone good.

Oh, back to back, Ivory Coast man. Another Man City.

Wait, no, no.

Churky would be good yeah no I would like a churky would be sick actually yeah chair jump is dead chat, chair jump. just sit down just sit down.

this needs to be all or.

it has to be.

yeah good good

look if we get bruno then you can.

chair jump!

you know i jumped across the chair.

if we get bruno 100% chair jump.

yeah i'm not trying to. yeah let's not do the risk. No, your mum would be fuming at me.

Hey, that's not bad.

Yeah.

96 straight off the bat. She hit 300K.

Nice.

300 big ones already.

This player pick's dead, bro. Tottenham player. Hey, Bruno. You want it, Bruno? Bruno Fernandes. Tottenham player. Hey Bruno. Are you what you want it Bruno? Hold on we get good player pick. Oh my god. There was a hundred items Yeah, you got good fun look at each one a freak go on you that's all you come on come on

Hey, you're Chelsea player, no?

Chelsea, I'll take it.

There you go. That's not bad.

Come on, Danny.

Churkey! Yes! Churkey!

Oi, that was sick. That's two players straight away, no?

Yep.

You used both of them.

Dub.

Come on.

Let's go.

Aw.

It's Ch a check again.

Tiago.

Who?

Tiago. That's all you mate. That's all you.

1 of 2, 92 plus.

Oh.

Oh.

I got you La Mina Mal. Oh my god.

How have you played so many games? So since the team upgrade you've played over 240 games. That's sick, man. You got a good little club going on here, mate. So what, what we saying? Get rid of this right back.

No, get rid of Ashley Cole or no for Cucurella. Okay, Ashley Cole's been upgraded, meet Mark Cucurella. Oh yeah, get rid of right back for the Dutch girl.

Right, 96. Cucurella. Oh, yeah, get rid of right back for the for the Dutch girl Right 96 and then anybody else or no for now turkey

He'd have to replace the mean your mouth Oh

Cam Over Lauren James. Okay. That's a good start. That's a very good start. We've only spent Yeah, we've only spent 11,000. Come on, man, let's lock in. Mate, we're gonna get a Bruno, man. I can feel it. Bruno or a Haaland is gonna happen.

Oh!

Is that tradable or not?

Nah. Wait, wait, yes!

Yes! Come on!

Money! Let me get her exact price. Hey, that's 300K right there. Kasparad, Kasparadji. Right, you do, hey, 92 plus.

Come on, mate. Come on.

Straight away. Loads of dupes, man.

XCK!

I'll take that. That's better than Van Basten, no? Yeah. That's better than van Basten no you use him over van Basten. Yeah, that's a dub bro That's a whole chat saying no for a chef's pie. Yeah, that's what I mean. Chef is wise dead. It's not it's Right. What's your what's your dream home cooked meal you come home from school? Bit fat though aren't ya? Does Sloane want a girlfriend? No, not really. Cos why?

Cos I don't really want to.

Cos you're focused. Cos you're grinding.

Yeah, I'm grinding.

You're on your grind type thing. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah.

Why would you take him?

Cos we're like John and Petra.

Right, but you haven't got Lewis Hall.

I support Chelsea.

This is the one though. This is the one. This is the one.

This is the one. Lock in! Yes! Come on! Come on! Who could have gone away mate?

Oh my god.

Lewis Hall played for Chelsea. Yeah, I bet you didn't know that mate. You don't know ball, bro. Okay, you close your eyes, and you have to tell me either left or right, and I pick left or right.

You mean you have to close your eyes?

No, you close your eyes, and you don't cheat. Oh, my God, we've actually got a good, I'm not joking. Oh, my God. Sloan 295. We've got 295. There's a definite.

There's a definite better one.

What's the vote for the high stuff? Okay, we've got on the left. We've got the highest at 95 pace on the right 96 defense.

I'm going to need you to say left or right.

Right. You want right?

Yeah.

Is that right?

Is that the better one?

Probably not, no.

Wait, wait, wait, imagine my eyes are closed. Oh, left, left, left, left, left! No, no, I needed left wing, no.

That would have been Rivalda replacement, by the way. That would have replaced your Rivalda.

Why did you have to do that Danny? You didn't need to do that.

Mate, you want to play with fire? You're going to get burnt boy, you wanted to blind pick it. That was your idea. Or should we do a blind pick? Hold on, hold on Sloane. Hold on. Storage full. storage what you want to do? oh let's go let's go on SBC. yeah obviously but what do you want you want a player or do you want to like like what what are you saying do you want in Bueno and Casamiro or do you want like

oh you gambler right we can do we don't care about these the best upgrade you could do is the new icon pack. 89 icon pack. You wanna do that one now?

Let's just do it.

Here we go. You got control of it. You've got, oh, hold on.

Store, store, store.

No.

No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I think a great hot dog is better than a great burger, but a good burger is better than a good hot dog.

Come on then

ah duplicate as well man whatever i like those stats you like them stats do you want me to do them for you yeah all right all right we're doing casado two seasons ago kai Sedo was the best CDM in the league.

Who cares about two years ago? You were ten, mate.

Right, wait, when was...

Bro, cause Sedo's not even better than Prime Puybierre.

Listen, Kai Sedo is better than every Tottenham player you have.

I promise you he's not better than Archie Gray.

Archie Gray is dead!

There you go.

Alright, let's open some bats. Let's do this. Oh, she great is dead. There you go Are you serious what you think I've been doing

Lock in man Bruno Bruno Bruno My god, maybe we haven't made we need someone actually, man. You deserve someone actually good.

Ekotk is good, man. But, Deep Looker, innit? This storage is gonna get full. Someone said they got Harlan from it, mate. We'll have a look.

Nice Harlan, mate.

Innit?

Good Holland.

Thanks mate, thanks for that, that was great use of our money.

San Minamina.

Eh eh.

Waka waka.

Eh eh.

San Minamina.

Sangarewa.

It's time for.

Africa. San Minamina. Eh eh. Waka waka. Eh eh. San Minamina, eh eh, Waka Waka, eh eh, San Minamina, Kanbarewa, I know when I...

DRY NAN! Let's go!

I can't wait until 8510s come out.

Innit?

Oh my God, coming home from school, doing 8510s, bro.

When will they come out?

Bro, like August.

August, my G. How long do we have till August? 85 10s bro Bro like August

August my g how long do we have to August? Oh, I see we get

Come on why you not happy

I'm joking. I'm joking. What right? Cuz say those in the team, bro. I'm survived van Basten. I'm dropping man

Eka TK so much

Even drying hands better the team's looking better. Yeah, it's not I'm not happy though. I'm not happy

Wait, that's genuinely really good, 500k and she's Chelsea.

Now she can replace Rivaldo. That yeah, no, that's so much better than Rivaldo. Genuinely, that's our first good pull. Good. OK, we like it. We like it. I'd put Rivaldo, Cam. Get rid of Pires. Of course, mate.

I mean, ideally we get rid of Pires. Of course, mate. I mean, ideally, we get rid of Pires or Rivaldo. 75,000 points. Come on, man. These lightning rounds are dead. Oi!

Oi! We're getting bangers, bro!

We're getting bangers!

So that's who was in the pick as well. Make that right. He replaces Rivaldo, surely.

Yeah.

That's a solid 300k, boy. Right, we're actually getting good. We are getting good pulls now, finally. Duke's store is nearly full again, my God.

Yeah, I saw him the other day.

You saw him the other day?

Yeah.

What was he doing?

Well, he was just riding his bike.

Well, no, he wasn't even riding his bike, he was in the car. What?

Yeah, he was in the car and then he got out of the car and he just said hi to me.

And then he rode his bike?

No, no, I got him a coffee while he was riding his bike, no he was in the car. He went to the bathroom and dropped something off to his friend.

What did he drop off to his friend?

I think you're... I don't even know. What did he drop off to his friends? I don't even know, let me think. What? Chelsea lost 8-1 to Wolverhampton.

Chelsea lost 8-1 to Wolverhampton Wanderers.

In the...

Chelsea lost 8-1 to Wolverhampton Wanderers.

In the 1953-54 season, Chelsea Football Club.

Yeah, that's this season, the 19th, the 1,953rd season. That's not this season. It is. This season is the 1,953rd season.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

Look, 54th season.

Yes. The 19... The 1,953rd to 1,954th season, which is this season.

Alright, listen, listen.

That's how many seasons there's been.

No.

That's how many seasons there's been. That's how many seasons there's been. We lost Wolverhampton this season. 8-1.

8-1, yeah.

It literally says it right there.

Sworn your mother's life, like Chelsea, lost to Wolverhampton this season, 8-1.

Sworn your mother's life. Right there, yeah. Yeah, sworn your mother's life.

Right there. Oh Yeah, the beard he had the beard the beard was there reach now it was dry nan man Sloan Can you give me my hundred pound back mate? My parents are gonna kill me. Why have you told what's what's happening there? You tell me

That's Bruno! Fernandez, ha!

Oh you got me gassed!

It will be mate, don't worry. I'm not letting you leave this shed until you get a banging pull mate. Alright. Oh you can get team of the years out of that actually. Yeah I'd do that. No you're right. Yeah you can get team of the years out of that actually. Yeah, I'd do that. No, you're right. Yeah, you can get team of the year. Not from this, from the player pick.

Oh, yes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We get team of the year.

Go on, lock in. You can literally get team of the year in Bape right now.

Relax, relax, relax, relax. Yeah, but I have seen people get like-

We can do another one. We can do it another two times, I think. Oi, do you not reckon he looks a bit like me?

Oh yeah, he does. He's got like the same nose shape, the same beard.

Why was the nose the first thing you went? You've got this man, you've got this.

Oh, who was that?

Enzo Fernandez. You're Chelsea.

Yes.

Balls in your court Sloane. Come on. Get a team of the year oh not bad not bad bad bad bad this one this is gonna be team of the year that's mini-mini oh yeah they refreshed another three Another three chances. Three chances of... Right, you did three. I'm gonna do three now.

Come on. I'll show you how to get a team of the year, mate. Ready for this? You ready for this?

I like it!

Chucky! Duplicate man! Duplicate man! Duplicate man!

But this is the one.

Team of the year.

Oh! Oh! Oh my god! Oi! Oi! Let's go! Let's go! Oh my god, that's insane!

That's actually insane!

Yes! Mate, that's better than any team in a season, I'm not joking. That's genuinely the best thing I could have got. Yes! That is the best thing I could have got you, genuinely.

Yes!

I'm down, don't break my chair.

Five mil! Yes! Five million coins! and break my chair. Five mil. Yeah! Five million coins. Oi, that was all you. I was opening stupid packs.

And then you said, nah, open this one. Oh my days.

Pomo bar, ex-seeker.

Oh mate, I am 100%. Five million coin in buffet, bro. We're asking for a chair jump.

Yep.

Oh God. Go on then.

Here we go, chat.

What, what, what? Oh shit. Yeah, but do you never get nervous

when you're about to do it?

No, I'm not a bitch. I'm stopping it. They didn't see. They literally didn't see. They literally didn't see.

Yeah.

All right, next pack, ready? Next pack.

Oh!

Here we go, new pack.

CDM.

Brazil.

You went through like one in the morning,

two in the morning, three in the morning.

Premier League.

Man United.

Wait, so you went through like...

Who is it?

Casemiro!

Two!

Oh let's go! Why you not getting, why you not

We keep going, 36k more I don't think we'll get a Bruno now mate, I'll be honest with you

Oh, it's always possible

Nah, we've used up our luck now surely Hey! Finally we got Enzo Fernandez

Alright, money.

Mate Mbappe's cold.

We'll have a look.

Of course we'll have a look.

Why have you skipped it?

I don't know.

Tradeable Leo.

Yes money, yes money, yes money.

That is moolah. You might be on about a million coins, you know.

Timba!

That's probably an upgrade, maybe. Timba's like 400k, bro.

I don't like Timba.

Ah, too, you don't like Timba?

He's a rascal.

Facts, man.

10k. Oh, we're finished, man.

You never learn.

We ain't getting Bruno. I'm happy we got you Mbappé. But either way though, W. Nah, of course W. W, man, but no Mbappé. Mbappé would have been-

Wait, let me open the rest for the last 10. Of course. The last nine.

Bruno would have been incredible. Oh, you're going player pick? Yeah. All right. oh man oh my god are you joking?

all of them are dupes bro

all dupes

i say we try that pick one more time

no i reckon a couple more times. Go on. Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, God, that got bad, didn't it?

Thank goodness it got bad.

That's alright.

Our backflip.

Were you actually?

Yeah.

Chat, you heard it.

Good subjective, innit?

That's definitely not good. We'll drink, you know. You heard it good subjective in it

That's definitely not good

That That is that that you that's a removal of the controller, right? We've got 6000 left Bruno's not happening mate. I'm sorry. Bruno's gone I think I know, mate. I think I know.

No, but it could happen in our last pack.

Well, it better do, mate, because after this, we've got one more left. No. Your storage, though, is full, 100 Team of the Seasons duplicates. So you could do any SBC you ever want. Okay, mate, right last one last patch loan Hey, that's not bad are you happy

You sure?

Anything I could have done better You sure? Okay. Well, I'm glad you I'm glad you enjoyed it hundred thousand points Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right points. Should we do one too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, that's your team, Sloane. I forgot to take a screenshot before, but you've got a new right-back, new centre-back,

new left-back, new centre-mid, new right-mid, new cam, new cam, new left-mid, new striker.

My whole team's new.

Are you happy? More than half a century. Do you wanna do the outro for the video? Goodbye everyone, thank you for a great video.

See you next time. See you next time.

Alright.