
Roblox just keeps breaking records. Steal a brain rot, another game, hit over 20 million plays. I don't know what this is. It's a bunch of tralalalas, bing bong bing bongs. But my nephew loves this game and he actually got scammed. All his stuff got stolen. So I'm gonna play this game and I'm gonna get him the best brain rots possible. I'm gonna be the best uncle ever. To do this, I'll be spending thousands of dollars. I will steal from the biggest Roblox YouTubers, and the owner is even gonna join and do custom events. All just to help my 12 year old nephew. Subscribe to the second channel. Thank you.
Right now, I've got basically nothing except the shittest brain rot in the game, Nubini Pizzanini. What are these things? Calpa Di Fero. Ferrocello Lemoncello. Pacto Hippopotamo. Rippy Troppy. I'm 30, what am I doing here?
These aren't even words!
I've got some kid slapping the crap out of me. Um, and they're stealing my Nubini Pizzanini. That's the point of this game, you're meant to steal brain rots. I can't let this kid do that. Come here, you little shit! with a bat. I'm a grown man! Like look at this person, they've got all these brain rots right? I can just go up to their base and unlock the door with money. I'm stealing this Lirilalalala lalabalaba. Alright and I've taken it and
it's mine now! Yes! Theft! Lirilalala earns me four dollars a second. I guess the rarer your brain rot the more money it earns. So my plan to get my nephew the best stuff in the game, step one, steal stuff. I could in theory steal all the best brain rods and make my nephew happy. So to make stealing easier, I'm just gonna buy everything in the store. I was trying to buy stuff in the store and this little shit just tried to steal from me. Get shit on Misty! Alright, so the best thing you can buy is actually the admin panel. But it's worth it right we're gonna be able to steal stuff way better. No misty here. We don't like misty do we?
Misty here we can rocket misty
Yep, and we just they just explode that's very funny. So the rarest brain rots are called secrets These are what I have to get for Bodhi. My nephew ain't gonna be impressed unless I get some of these I think. So I spent the next hour hunting for anyone who had a secret brain rot, when finally... Oh my god, it's a seminini spiderini. Oh, he just left the game. Oh, you're kidding. Bro, I got one good glimpse of a secret. That's what I need to get for Bodhi, bro.
It's the secret brain rots I've got to get. So I've got Mao and Lachlan to help me. They both also have the admin cheats. I'm ready to rob Child my god, oh my god. Okay, this is a secret, I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
I'm going around the back, I'm going around the back. Tech, tech, tech.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's so far away, my base is at the other end! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. We're getting trolled. Legit we wasted hours of our lives hunting brain rots, but we're grown men. We are not giving up. Oh, I got a secret. I got a secret. I got a secret join. Oh, yeah, it's up the top. It's up the top. Okay, I see it. I see it. Agarini la pelini. What is that? Eh? You got it? You got it? You got it? Hit it, hit it, hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ready? Go, go, go, go, now! Go! Get the door, get the door! Okay, I'm picking- I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
Ragdoll him, ragdoll him! I ragdolled him! Okay, I'm jailed Gonzales. I'm inver, I'm going, I'm going! I got it, I got it, I got it! Yes! Let's go! Get rekt, Gonzalo! XD bro, XD bro. Easy! It took three growing men and three admin panels,
but we did it!
Audience, it's legit been four hours. Bodhi's gonna love me! You have no idea how infested we just got, man. You might notice I'm currently getting stolen from this is actually my old account. Don't worry You can't risk him getting stolen. You have to store them on other accounts Why did I just spend five hours of my life trying to get an agarini la panini? But Bodhi needs more brain rots. We spent our entire night hunting we can ransack this kid
We can ransack this kid ransack him rob the children Okay, I've got a cow galaxy thing. Oh my god. He's screaming. He's screaming. He's screaming Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I want the better one though. I want the better one Yeah, I'm stealing one up top. It's way better. It's way better Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm only next door. I'm next door bro. I'm leaving I'm leaving We just absolutely ruined that kid's life, that's the one in the thumbnail I have stolen three secrets I have made other children cry to make another child happy. Let's go. All right Well, yeah, I need to fill up an entire base to make him happy
We got a lot of work to do still step to spend a bunch of money pay to win I've got two million Robux to spend that's $20,000. So sorry to break the news, but I'm done stealing from children It takes too long and not all secrets are equal like this one's three millisecond. This one's only 300k a second I gotta get the best ones for my nephew. You can buy secret lucky blocks 2,400 Robux each that's $24 and you get a guaranteed secret this house and toilet are insanely rare Apparently I've got gotta get those.
Alright, let's buy some lucky blocks. Oh, it's a giant turtle! A Tortugini Dragonfruity. This one kind of sucks though. We got to keep spinning. Yes! Which one am I gonna get? Another damn tortoise! Every time I do this is $24 it's another fucking tortoise $75 just for Tortugene dragon frittinis I don't want to give Bodhi duplicates so I had to keep buying lucky blocks I'm not gonna stop spending
Robux until I get these rare ones he better not ask for any damn Christmas presents this year let's keep spinning the. I've got to keep going till I get a rare one I'm only using plastic straws from now on I'm killing all the turtles. Come on. Come on. Nothing. You're kidding. You're kidding You're kidding. Oh, I got something new a pot hotspot. Oh my god. It's a phone. This isn't one of the rare ones though We got to keep spinning. I mean it's starting to look cool. I've got a lot of secrets now. I see a toilet in there. I want that toilet
Another dead. I hate you tortoise.
Oh, I got the house thing! Aesoc Secola! I've always wanted one of those! All right, you can see this one does 30 millisecond. That's an ultra good secret brain rot. He's gonna love that. He's gonna love that I don't care if it costs thousands of dollars. I'm doing this for my nephew There's no way I get four turtles, right I got four turtles hundred dollars before turtles if you're wondering how many boxes I'm opening My alt account has a base full of these tortoises. I need to buy my nephew's love buy more
I'm gonna die bro, the amount of turtles! Alright, it's gotten a bit crazy. I don't just have one base anymore. The entire server is full of my alt accounts and every single base is full of duplicates. This is getting insane. This is a three-story base of duplicates There's so many turtles. I've spent 250,000 Robux so far. Let's keep spinning Okay, we've got one hot spot I could have bought a real-life toilet and filled it with actual spaghetti for way less money than I spent.
I've never been so excited to see a spaghetti toilet. Oh, I'm just running around with it on my head. Oh, this took so much money. So much time. Look how beautiful it is. It's on my head. I'm almost a skibbity toilet.
Right, I can also spin this wheel and you do get a secret Bissonte Gupiteri. I've got to get this as well. Yeah, I have to spin this like a hundred times. Don't worry about it. Oh, we got it. That's another secret unlocked. This one's not that amazing, but it looks pretty cool. Galaxy bison with shoes. Our base is starting to look pretty cool. We've got a lot of unique secrets here. Like these ones are really good. 30 milliseconds, 60 milliseconds. Ah, in Bodhi's image to me, he has a three-story base though. If I'm gonna be the best uncle, I've got to give him a three-story base full of secrets, right? So you get a bigger base by like, rebirthing, collecting certain brain rots. And I actually had someone just collect all the brain rots I need already, so I don't have to do anything.
Oh, I'm starting to Bodhi with a base like this full of brain rots, he's gonna lose his mind. Unfortunately, I then found out, if you open these lucky blocks during an event, they have an effect that makes them way rarer. So I have to open another 100 lucky blocks to get a purple toilet. Oh, oh, I got one!
I got one!
I'm not even recording my face cam right now. Bodhi better be happy with this. This one is 420 millisecond It's eight times better. This has cost me five hundred thousand robux so far. That's five thousand US dollars I've gotten basically everything you can get from spending money, but my base is not full It's time for part three of our plan beg youtubers for stuff all the youtubers in this game, you know getting crazy views They've got crazy stuff. I got one of Bodhi's favorite youtubers here steak
He said you are very funny. Well, first of all, let me just check out what you got cuz like I'm hey I'm seeing like some epic things here. Do you know how rare the toilet is? Like do you realize that is literally? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I've seen your clips, bro. What? What the? I ain't that uninformed.
Did you just kick me out?
What just happened?
I tried, it didn't even work.
You tried to steal from me? That's for my 12 year old nephew, you little shit.
Bro.
I knew that was gonna happen, bro. I knew that was gonna happen. Uh, so yeah, come on into my base. What is this thing? It's got like so many effects on it. How does that even work?
The owner gave us a lucky block with every single mutation. That's what I got from it.
So would my nephew freak out if he got that?
Los bombinitos.
Okay, shit, okay.
Absolutely pathetic attempt. Here's a los no my hotspot eatos.
None of this shit is actually words.
And then we got the Los Bros.
Nice. 37 mil a second. That's a good one. Oh, these are really beautiful. Oh, dude. A dragon cannoli.
I don't think you understand the amount of things I had to do to acquire these.
These are crazy things. I haven't seen any of these. The house, I love a house. Ketchup and a mustard bottle.
So this one's super rare. I've never seen it before. The dragon is probably the rarest one that I have.
Yeah, I see. The dragon's like the second rarest in the game. Rarer than the toilet. If you and surely you want to reward that right like he subscribed to me. Yeah, he subscribed for sure yeah I think I want to give him my my last bros. Oh So cool. Oh, dude. That is so generous of you. Oh my god. This is so generous of you I know I'm sure he's gonna be a fan forever. Oh that this one apparently very hard to get you got to do crafting and stuff I know I'm a good guy. I'm a good person I know I know so Bodhi texted me his favorite youtuber is Kaylus. He's getting insane views on roblox right now So I sent him a message as well. He he likes you more than me
This is very heartbreaking, but if we could like the job application you'd probably need that
okay okay this is the stuff that I might not be willing to give away but why is
also this the only thing in the game with the normal name by the way strawberry elephant two billion a second you can just hold it you can hold it oh it's just sounds so weird that I just wanted to hold it. It just sounds so weird. Yeah, get out of here buddy. You let me hold it for two seconds bro. I just wanted to hold it. I wouldn't give that to my nephew even if you offered it.
He is too stupid. He would lose that.
So I do want to give your nephew a Los Bros. And you know what? I actually crafted this myself. This Galaxy One.
To be fair, Stake gave him the normal one. Stake gave him the normal Lost Bros.
Oh, normal one. Come on, Stake, bro.
This is very generous of you. I won't get greedy. I see why you're his favorite. It's okay. I get it. But you can see I've been grinding a little bit.
This Lost Bros is gonna, that is cool. It's a rare one, like you can't get that now. I feel like I'm just ransacking your base now. Like, he keeps saying stolen, I feel guilty about it.
Hey, your nephew said I'm his favorite.
You are way better than steak, man. He only gave me one.
He only gave you one?
And all he did was try and steal my stuff, okay. Okay. Now this is toxic. This is toxic. This is toxic Okay, what's with you roblox youtubers and try to steal my stuff. This is for a child. These are the youtuber donations We got a lost bros an even better lost bros 260 million a second very rare. Kalis also gave me all of these ones. What a generous guy He might be my favorite youtuber too. Okay, the final part of the plan. Message the owner. This was Bodhi's idea actually.
We love nepotism! I was waiting for a response this entire video, and I finally got one. He is gonna join my game and do something for my nephew. Bodhi is gonna get his wish. That's Sammy. That's the owner of the game. He runs a game that just peaked at 24 million players, but he still has time to do stupid shit for laser beam. I'm saying just please help my nephew
He's gonna freak out that this actually happened. I got you. I saw he lost his brain rots. Yes, very sad. Oh My god, all right, we got like a private event going on Oh my god, I'm being flexed on what is happening that I have does every effect in the game going on Oh my god, there's me and cats in the sky Oh my he's just spawning them. I spent so much money getting these What bro, that's like stakes rarest brain rot. He said I couldn't steal that but he just spawned me one. That is awesome
He's just spawning the rarest ones in the game. I love this guy. I'm gonna be the best uncle ever, bro We got a crab rave going on. That's insane, bro. What is that? What is that even, bro? That's crazy. Like, he could give me a strawberry elephant, but I'm not gonna be greedy. So the owner does admin abuse every week. It's usually like a global event. That's what gets the game 20 million players. He's doing it just for me. let them get to the end of the get traits. Okay. Well, I'm stupid
Oh my god, another secret. I got a nuclear dinosaur drop plane bull thing. I don't know what it is I love spamming events. I can tell is this overwhelming enough? Yes. I can't even tell what's happening I'm genuinely just like I'm getting launched into space. I think bro just killed me. There's just so much going on on my screen. It's just- it's legitimately confusing. I'm having to apologize for missing all the cool stuff he's doing. He just said W base. Like that- that's a- that's a good endorsement. Okay, I gotta get back to the update. I hope your nephew enjoys. Actually such a nice guy. Alright, to summarize everything, I have got my nephew a base full of crazy stuff. We got the toilets from spending money. Look at that, 400 milliseconds. Ketchup and mustard. It's a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle with crab arms.
This is from the owner. It's 400 milliseconds. This is ridiculous. We've got the houses from pay to win. We've got the Lost Bros from the YouTubers. Shout out to those guys.
Look at these things, bro. All these three are from the owner event. Nuclear dinosaur. Garamar and Madungdung. La Supreme Combination. What the hell weird experiment thing is this? We got the shovel, the first thing we stole. These are also from Kalos, even though he insinuates I need to get a job. Man, point is, if my nephew doesn't have his mind blown, like, I'm never speaking to him again.
This literally took me multiple days. Final part, the big surprise. I had to keep this a secret so I called my nephew and told him I wanted to film a video with him All right, birdie I've got you facing a wall because I told you we were gonna do a video where we steal a bunch of brain rots together What if I told you I've dedicated the last like three or four days of my life Collecting the absolute best brain rots I could just so I could help you don't try it. Don't do it. No, don't steal it. I meant to give it to you It's meant to be wholesome. These cost me a lot of money. I got these with robux
Yeah, these aren't like out of the lucky block amazing. Oh see these galaxy lost bros over here You remember how you texted me your favorite youtuber was careless. Yeah Yeah calis himself joined my server and donated these to you. Oh My god and these other ones here these came from steak he donated these
Oh, this is like yeah
Wow Sammy joined my server and did private admin abuse and he spawned these for me These came straight from Sammy Wow, all of these came from the from Sammy as well
This one's really cool. My favorite so far is um, this one.
Alright, that cost a lot of money. And you have to promise me you're never getting scammed again.
Yep, I can promise you that.
Oh, look at him go. Look at him run over to his empty base. And I'm just watching my base get rinsed right now. But I guess it's quite wholesome, isn't it? Thank you, Caylus. Thanks, steak. Yeah, so happy. Does this make up for all the secrets and brain rots you lost?
Yes, this makes 50 times.
OK, is Uncle Lenny the best uncle ever?
Uncle Lenny is the best uncle ever. Uncle Lenny is the best uncle ever. Yes, I am.
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