I Survived 100 Days on a Hardcore Minecraft Server

On the unstable SMP, the world's largest hardcore Minecraft server, I own one of the greatest bases to ever exist. My base is equipped with a brewery for any potion you'll ever need, an enchantment station to repair and max out fully stacked armor, and everything else you need to become one of the most powerful players on the server. So when I saw the law, the faction who originally built my base, marching in with tons of players

ready to take it back, I knew we were about to have a big problem. What the? Hello? Hello? Oh, we're here for repossession.

Why?

I just, we just got this base.

Literally why?

Okay.

We can tell you. So as it turns out, we weren't actually allowed to use this many resources on a base completely free without permission. So we kind of have to recollect our resources. So unfortunately we're going to have to mine down this

entire base and take all the material.

Wait, what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, we just got this base, but please.

We literally, wait.

All right, everyone collect.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait, why was this disclarified beforehand? Wait, wait, wait, wait, everyone stop, stop, guys, stop, please stop. Um, well I guess there's one thing in mind. There's one thing in mind? What does that even mean?

One thing.

And just like that, we found ourselves at Law HQ.

Welcome to Law HQ Flame and Lomity. As you know, the law's goal is to serve justice across the server and help those in need. Normally, players volunteer, but you guys are a bit of a special case. Because of the megabase that we built for you for free. You guys are in a great debt to us for the next 100 days. Gosh, are we so and you two will work under the law to pay it off.

Ain't no bro. What do you I don't even have nothing to say. There's no words that I can formulate because it for free. No. Yeah, we asked them about that. Okay, how about this? Let's just do this Let's just make it simple. All right, so I have some netherite armor in my ender chest, right? And you know, I really don't use it too much because honestly, I don't really be switching armor

Resources are not what we need from you You're one of the strongest fighters we know and a master of combat. There's a lot more value in you helping us than giving us armor.

If there was nothing else I could offer besides my skill, then we had no choice. For the next a hundred Minecraft days, we had to work under the law. Even if that meant fighting massive battles, being hunted by assassins and risking our one and only life, I was willing to do it if that meant keeping I got a haplomity on my my squad. Hey, yeah. Okay, cool. Hey, can I be the co-leader?

Hello, okay

Ruin everything ruin everything my dreams flame. You need a squad of five players

So you need to go around the law base to recruit three other players and then you can come back here to do some training

training

Dear oh

What is this take this you can use it to log your 100 days of progress.

Okay.

100 days bro.

So as stated for day one, our task was to recruit three other lawmen to join our squad, then return back to the desk. I mean, getting people to join us shouldn't be like too hard though.

I mean, do we like ask politely or actually no?

Yeah, we have to what?

What?

Join my school.

Yo, do you wanna join us? Wow.

Is my voice chat on?

No, your voice is definitely on.

Hello?

Okay.

How the aura has fallen bro.

Do you wanna join our school?

You, you, you.

Please join our squad, please. Okay, thank goodness. Are we actually got someone? Hello. Does anyone want to join us? Hello, bro. Are you are you right? You compute? Why is why is no one's happening? Yo, do you want to join?

Hello, bro. I got there

Do you want to join bro? Yo, do you want to join our squad? Yes, I am Gunther. Okay, do you want to join the team? So you're down to join?

Yes, Gunther.

My name is Mike Gunther.

All right, bro.

Can you follow us? Bro, can you come out?

Bro, can you join our team, please, bro?

Hey. What did I do? Can you join our team please bro? Hey!

What did I do?

Can you join our team?

Okay, okay.

We need one more person.

We're a gun through, what do we do bro?

Yes!

Please, please, one person. He's just walking backwards. One person. Anything to ignore me, right bro? Oh bro.

What do we do bro?

This is, oh my god.

I'd literally take anyone at this point it's it's actually diabolical now we can't oh god bro hello bro why oh what are you i'll join fine i guess since you want me so like i'll help you i will do it i do it. Why are you even why are you even in law? And what happened all yourself? You remember when like you and me to be 50 those people in our base Um that did that how it means are so I traded all our loot, but and you know what I got though What do you not one not two?

But oh, yeah, okay two stacks

I got a golden tooth

But Willie he was like not happy I just wanted to make like a sandcastle, but Willie was not happy so he sent me here to make money But now you are also clearly poor so we could work together. What are you talking about?

Okay, whatever my squad was generally fried, but they were the only players I could find So on day two we headed back to the commander for instructions This is the squad. Are we so serious? Yeah, I'm gonna make it work

We got to make it work

He might hold us back, but it's okay

Yo, we're back hey look back at my squad here. Oh, yeah I'm sponks we have one hunter and then we have JVC. I'm Gunter.

Okay, this flame is a law elite. He'll be your role as the squad leader. Here take this.

Okay.

Yeah, buddy.

Nice try.

That's a standard issue goat horn that we give out at law. Whenever you hear your squad leader in this case flame blow this horn

Listen to whatever he commands and follow him no matter what is that understood?

Flame as the squad leader It's your job to look out for your four squad mates and to do your very best and not let anything happen to them

What is gun sir looking at though? Alright, I'mma try my best. Um, okay.

Oh, dude.

I wish you luck, especially with spawns in Gunter. Spawns while I dislike you.

Here.

Bro is disliked.

Here. Die. here bro is disliked die

what was that sound

when you guys are ready follow me outside for your first task ok lets go squad

wait wait wait flame flame flame are we really ready to fight are we

you signed up for this lomity think about it

shut up bro we're gonna get out of here now you're dead yes bro What is there to think about? Shut up bro, we're gonna get Gunter. He's ready bro. Lomity's got a copper sword.

Yes bro.

Flame, it's your job to take these two happy guests to Capital City.

Okay, that works for me. So we just deliver these to Capital City. And I'm guessing not lose their resources? Yeah, they're filled with a bunch of resources and make sure they get there safely. Alamedy, can you please take the other guys before someone else gets on him?

Usually this task is really boring and nothing much happens. So I hope you guys do well. All right, let's go gunter average day for Lomity

Fly Hello, Gunter. How do I fly? No! Why is he driving? We're going straight to the tree, bro.

Oh my god. Alright. Dear god. I'm just... Alright.

Alright. Day 3.

Uh... Gas.

There we go.

Um, yeah. So can we... Can you guys get out of the way?

It's Gunter driving, bro. Yeah, we're not it's not up to us

It's a big three, bro

Oh my god, bro, yo, yo flames following us Yeah, we're going to go, bro. We're going to capital city, bro.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I know what to do.

You just wasted, you wasted one of your only potions, bro.

Good job.

No, I have another one.

All right. Wait, that was my only one.

Why are you participating in this dumb activity? Why are you guys throwing so many potions?

I'm out of potions.

Oh my gosh. Mmm.

Yo.

I'm hungry, bro.

You're hungry? That's a steak.

I got bread here.

Oh.

They cut through the gas.

You guys are just wasting resources for no reason.

Oh yeah.

You call this wasting resources?

Yes.

Why did you start it?

Okay.

Good job bro for doing absolutely nothing.

Yeah.

Bro, you know what? Good job going through for staying locked in on tasks bro. Yeah.

I have food.

What?

Oh no.

Oh, good lord. Oh my. For the next few days, we flew in the air transporting the loot to capital city. Until on day 9, we noticed something strange. Yo there's someone behind us following us right now. Yeah it's you. No this is you bro. What is your render distance? Seven. Oh well, okay well there's someone following us.

Oh I see him, I see him, I see him.

Jake sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Yo why is this-

What is this?

Yo Gunther turn around.

Gunther, Gunther.

Yo Gunther turn- Oh, I see bro. Um, let's just like hope they're just going the same way as us. You know, they're low-key gone fast

Am I tripping? No, definitely chasing those dude. I don't know

What do we do make three left turns and if they're still following you then they're probably oh That's like three left turns in the air Why they go so am I tripping or they going really fast? Yeah, we got to move it. Oh

Yo, go to step on the gas.

Step on the gas, Gunter.

Wait, what?

Wait, that's an arachnid, dude.

Wait, he's using speed potions.

Yo, does anyone have speed?

Yo, don't. Yo, yo, yo.

We threw all of them. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, yeah, hold on. Let's not be the dude behind this. Oh my god

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, we don't let the My god, oh my god, we don't let the d is oh my god

Get them all get them all. Oh

My god. Oh my god. Jay just clutch. Oh my god. Oh

My god, the guy someone's died, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay, too cool. Um, okay We have to deal with the people in front of us. Um, all right, just try it. They're high Dude Gunther. Why are you going towards them oh my god gunther uh gunther uh hello let's not let's go that way actually uh there's no other way what do you mean there's no other way can you not go over there uh jake you might have to move towards him i feel like he's about to do something stupid yo yo i'm blowing the go horn. I'm commanding you to not do anything stupid

Hello, Gunther. Why are you going towards them? Hello? I

Can't I can barely even hear you. I just bought someone. What is doctor doing? Why did doctor jump off?

What oh my god

We can't leave them we can't leave them

No, we can't we can't we can't um, mom Do you have your mates you have your mates quick? Oh, yeah

Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. Drop it

Okay, normally I'd only risk my life to save my friends

However, I'm working under the law as a commander. I couldn't let anyone on my squad die

Otherwise I'd get fired and lose my base. All right, I'm commanding you guys to just not also leave me All right, and do you guys stay up here? What you're just gonna get it. Um, yeah, I'm just I'm gonna just go All right now help me um, why did you jump down? Oh It's what a sacrifice you guys right what what are you talking about sir? What what are we sacrifice for Lord a rat bit I

Can help you I have nothing to say.

YAP YAP!

Lord Arachnid says so, so we do so.

You're a sheep bro.

Lord Arachnid said so, so I can do this up. Yeah, and I'm the goat.

Not the sheep.

Holy bro. Oh Libra

Oh crap.

Okay.

That was.

And they come down here do they know what this mean?

Hello? Guys.

Yo, got there.

Oh my God.

What even added?

Oh my God.

Left.

Bro.

Holy bro. Nice going, bro. Why did you jump? By the way? I don't understand why you did that. Okay.

Yo, flame.

How did you kill all of them? Why is there a surprise?

All right, Lomity, can you take your tools back? So Gunther, you know the rules are that like, if I blow the horn, you know, he's,

Lomity, Lomity, can you grab it?

Okay.

The base.

Okay, so Gunther, when I blow the horn, bro, you're supposed to be tapped in, bro. Yeah, but wanted because I jumped down. What if I wanted to leave you to die? You would've got left.

Yeah, dude. Flame wanted to leave you. I was like, no, go save him.

Gunter, I was so scared, bro.

Bro, I didn't want you to die.

I didn't want to lose you.

We would have left Flame though.

All right, bro.

All right, can we time I blow the horn, can you guys all right, so you guys at the top listen, my gun to Q tab in bro.

Gunter. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Take off the helmet again, bro. Why are you doing the oil? The way they posted?

Oh, my God, we were actually fried.

On day 13, we reached Capital City and delivered the shipment. And on day 19, we made it back to law headquarters. That's like too freaking long, bro.

Too freaking long.

Hey, welcome back.

Oh, oh,, hey bro.

Bro didn't know where he was going.

Yeah, that was uh...

Oh, hey bro.

That mission was... That was probably a snooze fest, wasn't it? Yeah, something like that. Congrats on completing the mission. Your next task will be much more interesting.

Thank you, bro. Thank you. That's exactly what we need. That that, that mission that we just did just took a super long time.

Flame, your next task is a rescue mission to the law compound that was taken over. There were some scouts that were sent, but they never returned and they were probably killed or captured. Your job is to reclaim control of the compound

and save the scouts if there's any. Okay. Okay, where is this compound? The compound's located Northwest, near the Northern Council.

Why did we, near the Northern Council? We were just over there. Why did you let us come all the way back?

Why didn't you tell us?

Yeah, it's near the Northern Council.

Yeah, we just went that way. We just spent all the- Yeah, we were just, Lomity, eat this. Oh my God, we gotta walk all the way. Yeah, this is your fault. All right. Yeah, okay. All right, guys, let's go.

I don't feel good.

I'm dizzy.

You guys are so stupid.

What was going on? Just throw a potion.

All right.

So I guess we got to head to this compound. And if anyone's alive, we just get like save them, I guess.

If anyone's alive, that is.

You're alive. If anyone's alive, we just get like save them I guess. If anyone's alive, that is your love and I'm taking damage.

So we got back to walking again. And on day 27, we reached the log compound that was taken over. Oh my god, I'm starving. We need a lunch break. Does that come with law? Okay, wait, we're almost Okay, we're here.

Okay. Um, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop right here. Stop right here before we get too close Okay, let me try my days real quick All right guys does it got that so obviously, um, if this is taken under control we need to low-key be careful I don't really I don't see anybody but before we do anything I think we should kind of scope the scene a bit. Does anyone have any in this? Yeah, yeah, why did you? Let me see about this I think we need to just be stealthy

I'm gonna splash this in this potion Everyone needs to be quiet. Okay, and not a tag when I the only time we attack is when I blow the go horn Okay, we don't do anything without knowing the situation because we don't want someone to die for no reason.

All right.

All right.

You guys also have to take off your armor and can also, can you guys follow my sword anytime? Cause I'm taking all my armor. So when you see my sword, just follow my sword. If you don't see me, don't move. Okay.

All right. sword if you don't see me don't move okay all right um quickly follow my sword my sword the netherite one don't hunter no shut up shut up who has their armor on take off your armor no take off your armor we have seven minutes yo take off your armor good there you go oh my yes yes okay up. Everyone be muted or don't talk. Literally. I see players.

Just don't. Yo, bro.

Dude. Oh, Oh

Guys come over here. Come over. Yo, you guys are so stupid. You guys are so stupid. Why are you guys laughing? What?

Don't you know don't fight them don't fight them

Yo guys, but they're fighting me. Okay, go horn

Head over here over here. All right, I'm losing them in the hide again. Why do you have your armor on?

All right, you know what?

You guys blowing this up completely, bro. Holy crap.

All right, just get on the roof.

Get on the roof, bro.

Oh my God.

This team.

We can't, oh my God.

I don't know what you want from me.

Yo, we were supposed to do this in stealth. Wait, they have a dude in the cage. Oh, they're pressing him. Oh yeah, you guys. Guys, bro, we were not supposed figure out a way to rescue the lawman who was captured by the Oh my god, you guys are so stupid Where is everyone else? Where is Gunter? Don't oh my god

Okay, we need to go um, I don't want them to kill the dude but you guys alerted them instantly You're playing. I don't know how to play. Yeah. Yeah, you're so stupid. Oh my god. We have to attack Gunther

There's nothing we can do. What do you?

Gunther fights this no you can't holy crap bro Gunther. Is this you I? Okay, just fight do you have to just fight beside me I'm killing the invisible man yo we need to try and help the dude in the cage oh my god

Oh is this flame?

Yes um hello

I can't fight this I need help We have to fight this with our lives

Holy crap bro

Kill them

I'm not worried about it I don't have invis

I'm sending you to the moon, buddy.

Yo, Jake, I kill.

OK, we can actually win this.

No, we can't do it. I'm five.

He's running.

Oh my God.

This dude has a freaking KB sword.

There is no other way.

And it can be too. Go.

Go.

Be careful, bro. We fight for war.

Okay. We're actually doing pretty good. I need armor. I need to pick it up.

War is my middle name.

Yo, I don't know how to fight.

Yeah. It's not my middle name My arm is gonna help me take Gunther Gunther Gunther, I don't even know what's going on. I don't know. I don't know where you are. Where are you? I really don't know where you are

My god, are you gonna look I don't know what's going on oh my god bro my armor is gonna break please help I don't know me I got there oh my god oh my god

holy crap bro oh my god no Jake's armor is breaking oh my god, dude. Holy crap, bro. Oh my god. Yo, Jake's armor's breaking.

Oh my god.

Yo, yo, help Jake, help Jake. Oh my god, bro.

Where is he?

Oh my god, he's dead.

Jake!

Yo, yo, Swang!

Yo, Swang, wait.

Guys, retreat, retreat, retreat, just retreat.

We're not winning this. Do you have pearls run back up? Oh my god, bro

You guys are up there

Cuz yo, okay

Oh, they're not following us. Damn it. Oh, they're okay. They're not following us, bro, dude. What even happened? Oh my god You know me butcher me boots. I did Gunter and Jake die You wanna know why bro because they wouldn't look too much going on and they wouldn't listen. Okay. Yeah, because you wanna know why, bro? Because they wouldn't, it was too much going on and they wouldn't listen. Okay.

Um, I got, I play, did you see I got a, I killed someone.

Yo, shut up.

We're in a middle of a situation right now. There's a dude down there that just.

Bro, my base is about to get destroyed. Oh my God.

We just lost at us.

They're so scared to come up, bro.

I have a bow. I have a bow.

I don't know what to do. Wait, everyone resock. Do we have any gear? Do you guys resock? I need a taking other people. Yes. It's really bad Oh my god There's just shooting you look at it, bro. I don't know what to do. I'm trying to we just need some time to think bro

Um, they're stressing me out by shooting me. So can we get can we get over here? Hold it and they actually cross my back. Yo, boy. Stop You guys focus up focus up for a moment, please Hold on. I just need to think bro. We waited on top of the tower until day 29 when I came up with a plan Um, okay. Okay. I have an idea this can actually work Loki So what if I go down there and I place the cards and you guys shoot the cards like full arrow, you know like this from here

You can kind of go down a bit, but basically the faster an arrow is moving The more damage an explosion does once it hits a tnt mine cart So if you guys fully charge and I just place the cards we can like one shot everyone down there. That's low-key method interesting Okay, so I have blast, so I won't die. But I need you guys to, I just need you to shoot them. I'll take the cards.

Yeah, they're just camping this dude. All right, are you guys ready?

Yeah.

Yes.

Laminate, can you hold on to my, this? Oh, we got this. Actually, okay, just get ready to shoot. All right. Get down here. Okay.

And it's gone.

Mess it up.

Come down here.

Come down here.

Okay. Oh my God. All right. Get ready to bow.

I'm going to be right here.

I'm a bait them over to me.

All right.

Go.

All right.

Hey, guys.

Is this your side arc? You tell me.

Oh wait, wait, wait.

Hey guys.

Hey guys.

Shoot it, shoot it! I missed, I missed.

Nice!

Holy! Oh my god!

Nice, nice, literally nice.

Oh my god!

Oh my god! Nice, nice!

Oh my god, we just low-key massacred everyone. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, just keep banana.

Keep- just keep- keep banana.

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Oh my god.

Oh, nice, nice.

Oh my god!

My god.

Stand back!

I have KB too! Bro, holy bro. That actually just killed like two people.

I'm charged, I'm charged, I'm charged.

Get mad!

I missed, I missed.

Oh my god, I'm on it!

That was not impressive.

What?

I'm on two hearts, I'm on two hearts.

No!

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, um, alright, well, this is it dude. We lowkey just killed him. We both he's going. I'm going. This bow is annoying, but we just go. Wait, I'll kill this guy.

I'll kill this guy.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

I don't know.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'm gonna kill him.

All right, wait, stop, stop, stop.

Yo, yo.

I'll do it.

Yo, yo, stop, stop. We were in a serious predicament. The hostage could be killed in a single hit, and if he died, we'd fail the mission. If we wanted to save him, we had to kill the player guarding him before he could even react, which, four five six. I got an idea All right, tell me All right, uh, Lomity, can you pass me a shovel? Here you go

You have a glowing arrow, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know just one though So I don't know what you what you're trying to use for it. Okay, can you guys do me a favor and just stay up here? What are you exactly gonna do

with like one golden glowing arrow?

Just give me a sec. Just stay up here, please.

Okay.

First, I had to get him to remove his totem of undying, the only thing that could save his life. Next, you might have noticed I cut off his line of sight so he couldn't track my movement. And since sneaking hides my name tag, if I kept bowing him, as long as he believed I was behind the wall, he'd focus on the wrong direction. to bow spamming? If I could reposition to him without being seen, move insanely fast, close the distance before he even realized it, and somehow one shot him, he wouldn't have any time to react. But lucky for me, I'm not just a combat master, I'm also a battle strategist. No, no, what?

What? Gluing for 10 seconds?

What's that gonna do? Oh, okay. Yo, bro, are you getting it? Okay, here, let me just get you out. Dude, holy, that was such an annoying thing.

Lomity! Yo bro, are you getting it? Okay. Here, let me just get you out. Dude, holy, that was such an annoying thing. LAMIDI! Yeah, okay, we did it. Holy crap. Uh, here, grab some armor. Oh, what? Dude, this guy had so much stuff.

Here, just, yeah, grab some armor. Yay, we did it!

Yo, we did it. We did it. What's up fellow. Why does this guy get another at armor and I don't.

Well, he booted the dude and he's been trapped this whole time.

He low key.

Give me the boots.

Give me the boots please bro.

I was the only reason we came to save you. You know, that's not even true. Oh yeah.

Can you hand it?

Bro, ice move.

Come on. Yo guys guys, Turtle Master. So let's just say we got to head back. I know the commander is not going to be happy about two people dying in this battle.

But there he is.

Hey, bro.

Welcome back. Welcome back. Okay, insane.

Lovely.

Lovely.

Attack.

What are you doing?

Swans? Swans?

What are we doing? What are you doing? Swans, swans. What are you? Blow the whistle. Oh my God. What are we doing?

What are we doing? What are we doing?

Oh my God.

My God.

Wow. Oh, okay.

The dog starts barking.

The insulate through all the skies.

It's actually lovers.

Okay, well I returned with, we returned with, you know. team? It was a lot. It was really chaotic. It was honestly kind of hard to keep them alive, to be honest. But we did bring back the recruit flame.

So I told you to keep your teammates safe.

I tried.

This is Loki on him.

It was so much going on. Like, do you want to just promote me to just give me the goat horn?

Flame.

It was so much going on. We got the dude back. At the end of the day, we completed the mission. People do die on missions. That is what happened. Unfortunately.

Yeah, that's literally the whole point. That's why they call it a mission and not a hit-tion.

Because we miss him.

Oh my god.

What?

Yeah, yeah.

So you're done? Yeah. I appreciate that you brought back our lawman, but this is going to set you back a little

bit.

Oh bro.

Is that set?

Why are we getting sent back?

It's going to set us back.

Losing two law members and bringing back one doesn't really constitute as you passing. The challenge was pretty difficult realistically. Realistically you aren't doing your job good enough. If you keep this up we might have to repossess your base. Okay okay okay we'll step it up. Okay no more slip-ups. Okay. From any of you. Yeah yeah. Because you guys didn't do so well and two of my lawmen died. I'll give you a much simpler task. Just go around the server and help out the law recruit players, save people and just

do good. If you guys don't slip up, I'll have you guys another mission.

Yeah, we can, we can do that. No slip ups.

All right.

Best of luck.

All of you.

All right. No, slip up. And then Laga slips into the banana. Oh my god.

Alright, we're going to spawn bro, whatever.

Fine. Fine. We figured recruiting players would be a great way to help the law. And on day 55, we found players. However, we tried to get them to join and beat. You're horrible.

You're a really bad person.

So you're not joining up?

You're not joining up you're not doing their squad we get free armor bro you get free armor how do we trust you we can't trust you does this guy speak for everyone else they give us free bones oh my god absolutely my past reputation of killing a thousand players twice makes me uh seem untworthy, but Sponks has an idea. And putting on a voice changer actually worked. I'm honestly really excited.

Yeah. Good army going bro.

You're chopped.

Yeah. I'm the leader of the group though.

Do you think you're gonna have fun or no?

Dude, I said, I said, you're invisible.

You're chopped and you're lame, but I don't know why. Cause you ain't even part of the game, but I don't know why.

I said you're chopped and lame. Yeah, but you ain't even But we had to do something good for law So on day 64 we continue searching for things to do Wait, Lomity bark real quick. Oh, what the hell's wrong? Yo, what? He's doing it.

He's doing it.

Bro.

Hey, we're here to help you.

Wait, what the? Was that Lomity's dog?

Help me!

Oh, what the?

Guys, don't move. Don't come closer.

Wait. Why?

Okay, someone tricked me to step on the, stop, stop.

What?

Stop, okay. Okay, this is a reverse landmine. I got tricked onto it. If I step off the pressure plate, there's a bunch of TNT that'll blow us all up. I need you to help me get off.

You sure there's TNT?

Wait, is there actually?

Yes. No, no, no, no. Stop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Stop. Oh my God.

Okay, okay, okay.

If you break any of the redstone, it'll explode.

Wait, I actually, Yes, yes, stop.

I know how to do? Okay, Lomity stand right here. Okay. All right.

What do you guys want three?

I need you to stand on the pressure plate.

No, you what?

Go. Go. Are you on it?

Go.

Wait, which?

Oh, wait.

Now, am I stuck?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you got a low-key guy. Get back on it. Yeah, wait, get back on it.

Can you go back on it?

Get over here, bro.

What?

No! Get over here. No, we're going to kill you.

Go back on it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,. So what are we, wait, what are we supposed to do to get you off? I don't know.

You're supposed to figure that out.

What if we, oh, I have an idea. I have an idea.

I have an idea. You have an idea. All right, so is this really the best idea?

What, what is it?

But what even is this? I've done this there's like, there's like a 95% death to like 5% survival rate.

Like, wait, what?

Are you, well, we already got him hood. So I'm so sorry by the way.

Do you promise?

No, you're gonna probably not live.

You might survive.

Try and try your best to clutch.

Do you have a water bucket? We got to jump and pull.

All right.

On three?

All right.

One, two, three, jump.

Oh.

Oh.

It worked.

It was good. Wait, where is it?

Oh my God.

What the?

Wait.

Oh no.

I can't even see.

Wait, what the?

Oh my God.

Oh my no.

Why can't he hear? Wait, what the?

Are we serious?

I had two hearts left.

I had like five, dude.

Dude, he went so high. Wait, oh, he actually did die.

Okay, so you know that was very bad, right?

Why?

Our job is to protect players. All right, wait, but look at this watch this. So watch this dude. Well, let's look you got him Look, dude, we're about to lose the base, bro

holy

Yeah, yeah nice and funny, right?

Yes, dude, dude, wait dude. Why was there so much TNT?

Whoever put in there actually went I'm dead. Oh my God. All right. I guess we can explore some more. Hey, so, uh, hold on. You know that we didn't have to like blow that kid up, right? All he has to do is put a block down. There's a wood. I shot him off the pressure plate We literally got him off. We got him off but he died because he's stupid plan I don't even know I almost died bro, dude. We had lomity on there at one point

We could have left in there. What the hell would we leave lomity if anything we would leave you Wait, you leave me on there instead of Lonnie? I thought we were the duo. Bro, you got us in a lot of trouble, Smallx.

What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

Define trouble.

What is going on over here?

Oh, there are y'all, there's people here.

Are we supposed to do something as well?

If I get up, it's gonna kill you.

We're so focused. Yo, yo, what is going on?

I can't even hear one at a time one at a time. What what is going on?

He's a I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you okay, no, I want to tell you Let me tell you land in this whole ocean. No, I found this island flame. I literally have lived here

Okay, I'm so confused. Okay. My bad, bro. What is going on?

Okay. This is my island.

Okay. This is your island.

What about it?

And he keeps messing up my, yeah.

Look, see, look, it's founded by me.

Oh, okay.

But then he showed up and he's taking my island.

Look at my island. I found it first.

How do we know if any of these guys are telling the truth?

Yeah, I'm just like really.

You don't belong inside.

Okay, good solution.

Yeah.

What?

You don't see it?

What are you talking about?

This is what you wanted, right?

Yo, what the?

Yo, what if it's-

There's nothing with the ocean.

What do you mean there's nothing with the ocean? What is your render distance?

What is going on?

Yo, go to the land over there.

What are you talking? What is your render distance?

Where does let me know where ocean look around you?

I see plenty of land.

That's what my God says.

Ocean Ocean Ocean.

So how did you get here?

If there's no other land.

If there was more land, then I would have moved.

By right here.

Well, we came, I don't know.

I was just sailing.

No, that's the edge of the world. And this is the only piece of land I could find. Yeah, there's nothing else out of the world.

If you, if's a island. Yeah, we would fall in the void. Alright, wait, if you guys run into the sea so low, if you like move like... Like if you just stand in the far end of your island, and you stand on the far end of your island, can you even see each other?

Um...

Um...

Alright, just break the...

What is it? Um, I heard, cut them off.

Yo guys, we have a good solution.

All right.

What's the solution, bud?

All right. Just you guys, you guys come over right here and I'll just pretend I'm you.

All right.

I'm I have the same settings as you guys. All right. Are you guys ready?

All right. Just follow me. All right. you guys. All right. Are you guys ready? All right. Just follow me.

All right.

Get in.

All right.

You ready?

You ready?

Oh, wait.

Wait.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

There's more land.

I know.

Oh, my God.

I know.

Welcome to the world.

Go back.

Yo, it's plenty. It's plenty of land.

Oh my gosh.

Did you guys just discover land?

Yeah.

Okay.

I think that I think he's gone.

Okay.

Okay. Now they're chasing each other. I think they're friends.

What?

Oh, okay.

I mean, what are we even supposed to do at compound that was taken over and build graves for our fallen comrades. Bro, there's a gunter. Bro, gunter bro.

He always did. He always did like that uh, that compost.

He loves saying his name.

It was gunter too?

Dude, why couldn't flame have died?

What, what, what, what?

No, no.

Dude, gunter was way better than both of you guys.

Well, Jake also saved our life as well. I don't think he realized. Oh, dude, Gunter was way better than both of you guys. Well, Jake also saved our life as well. I don't think he realized it will save our mission. Remember he not the dude off the gas.

I mean, I did say

why is this at the bottom of this thing?

He was because he wasn't good.

Wasn't good.

Oh, he is. Oh, okay.

That makes sense.

Dude, I'm gonna collect more flowers. Flame. It took us a while but we traveled back to law base and on day 84, we were put on wall

duty.

Okay.

Hey bro, you almost threw me off the wall.

This guy is he's, he's watching.

Do you see that?

No.

Yeah, I know. Wait, wait, wait. Do you see that? No.

I was going to do that.

Yeah, I know.

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you have the fishing rod still?

No.

Bro, this is a boring job, bro. I can't believe we're doing, we're on wall duty.

I think Lomity fell asleep.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

How do I get back up?

You gotta walk, you gotta climb up the ladder. Yeah, I'm not doing that. And on day 89, we went back to the base to repair gear.

Okay, just upgrading my armor.

Sponk, I just upgraded my-

I just invented a new PVP method. Use the bow and then you use the fishing rod.

Bro, okay. Can we actually focus up? Cause I'm not really trying to lose this base and I don't even I should not have accepted you To the team so long as for our base. I'm on the team No, the law she I need you guys like log in cuz oh my god God. Hot up. Oh my. And there's another issue. What is it now?

Wait, what was that?

All right, so we have your hardest mission yet. Ready? This will decide whether you lose or keep your base. Your task right here is to escort this player right here to the wheat civilization. Arachnid, leader of the team you've been fighting,

attacked this player near Law HQ. We managed to his team. So it's going to be your job to protect him with your lives. We normally don't escort people like this, but we made a deal with the leader of the wheat civilization and they want him safe and sound. So it's your job to protect him. To be a lawman means you're willing to sacrifice yourself for others

in the name of justice. So don't mess this up.

All right, Quiet Life, you unfortunately have to take our base back. Okay, that's fine. Uh, QuietLife, can you lead us to the Wii civilization I've never been? Yeah, I can take you right there.

Alright, QuietLife.

So is there anything particular you like did?

No, that's the problem. We're peaceful players. They're just going around killing people. They're everywhere.

They're all on the server I watch I watch out for this that's my little good old trap I don't jump in the hit please llama da Wow yeah yeah yeah watch this watch this watch this Wow flame I'm

trying to try the days that's what I have to do flame flame

oh yo we have to escort this guy we should yeah can we have to Yeah, can we have any fun one time? Yo, I'm not trying to lose my base enough fun. You guys had enough I got a boat. Love it. Go go. Do you like doing anything for fun ever? No. All right Do we have a snowball fight just bro blame please? Can we have a snowball fight? We'll take care of it.

Yo, what are you doing bro? Come on.

Stop it! Oh my god bro.

Nice one bro.

Oh, what a long walk. I'm eating banana.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I'm eating good right now. Huh? Mmm.

Mmm.

I don't feel safe.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I have two shields.

I'm like a tank.

Okay,

Lomony. Lomony is a tank. He's actually right. If you rearrange the letters in his name,

it spells out. Bro, all this talk.

You're like,

bro. You're like, bro, holy. Bro. Why are you, why are you reading again?

Okay.

Yo, quiet life. You've gone too far ahead, bro.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I see someone. Quiet life.

Crouch, please.

Quiet life.

Oh no.

Who is that? Is that an arachnid player?

Oh, I see a shield.

Yeah, that's the shield. And he's like leaving. Oh, every good technique. No, I think as long as I sit here.

What does that mean, though?

Like, it's all I have to get right.

It's everywhere.

I mean, what it really means is just like there's just a lot of ar right in the players like oh no And they're coming we got this bro. I'm like the we're kinda heading to do this. We're kinda heading towards your base. So

What do you think we should do like?

That's the job oh You're always trying to do what we're told like my god risk for this risk is gonna die of the job is to escort him What do you think out of curiosity? Why is a wreck that even mad at you guys like the wheat players? I don't really know why why would like I'm just curious like what he what possible reason I

Don't know from what we gathered a raccoon does been wanting wheat for a civilization Maybe to feed us players or for building they They came by our wheat civilization one time even pressing us for wheat. That's scary and literally before you guys start escorting me in today I was out exploring planning to trade at Merton City when a group of them just started pressing for his wheat. Luckily I managed to run into Law and Arachnid's group stopped chasing, but Arachnid and his team are basically just annoying us for no reason.

Okay, that's kind of interesting because from what I know, Arachnid's just kind of been doing the same to me. Well, I mean, Spawn's kind of pissed him off, but it just seems that he just wants like power and he's just doing it for no reason. Yeah, this is scary. no reason. We were getting closer to Wii civilization, however, arachnid players roamed the area. Oh my God, bro. What? You. Dude.

I'm not doing anything.

What?

What did I do?

You guys just be quiet, bro.

What, bro? You're gonna fall asleep, bro.

Laminate, your brain's got rotted, my sponks.

That's not even bad. That is a bad thing. No, two brains are smart.

What, bro?

What? Don't turn around. No, two brains are smart What

What

Told you not to kill my soldiers. What are you talking about? We didn't even do anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

Wait, there's actually so many. I'm gonna die, this is where I die, What do we even do I warned you you attack me you attack to me What did you even warn me yo, yo protect protect the zoo with you guys is like bro pay attention Just keep running

Maybe it's just my time

Bro, oh my god

Do you guys have speed watch Splash him with speed.

No, splash him with speed.

I don't have speed.

I don't have speed.

Oh my god, you guys are useless.

I used it all when I was racing Lomity.

Bro.

They're on us.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Climb, climb, climb, climb. quiet like okay I'll quietly go you guys gotta jump up here oh yeah you're good right now run run run oh my god they're coming to talk with me oh bro when I go oh yo yo sponks oh my god stuck in the nose yo spawn oh are we gonna leave us falling behind

I thought you could get away. Oh, look at all these behind bro.

Oh my God.

You just go.

It's fun.

Just yep. Oh,

come on bro.

Oh my God.

Yo Lomity. I need you to just run with this dude. I need to go home.

Sponks.

But I can't leave you,

bro.

It's a command just go just go oh my god, where's sponge Sponge just run run run run Run with the group the direction they were going idiot my god Arachnid so what did I even do to you by the way? I'm just I'm actually trying to figure out We had a conversation we talked and it you've been just attacking me ever since don't think I know you were killing my soldiers You sent them after me. What did you expect to happen?

Say goodbye

Bro you're actually so weird. Like where did you even come from? Oh my god, you do so much damage. Oh my god, bro. You're actually a big annoyance. Can I help you, bro? Bro waving it.

God. Dude, go away.

You're an idiot bro. Yo, leave me alone bro. Arachnid dude. You not want me to kill you

you do so much damage bro you're actually stupid because i don't even know what i did to you

what what did i even do to you? Nice aim.

You crossed my team.

You started with me. I didn't even do anything.

I would never let you go. Everyone jump in. Go, go, go.

Kill him.

Kill him. Really? Are you guys just going to all jump in, go go go, kill him kill him. Really? Are you guys just gonna all jump in here? But lucky for me, I'm not just a combat master. I'm also a battle strategist.

Is even still in here?

Oh my. What, what the? Oh my god! What were you guys doing?

You gotta blame them!

You're the one who told them to jump inside! Oh dude, arachnid.

Bro, oh my...

Yeah, you actually got deleted my bad my boy bro all right man bro ain't no okay there's no way you're jumping with more people

arachnid Where's my pearl? Are you serious?

I don't know why you're surprised. Are you serious?

I don't know why you're surprised, bro.

I would be fine with this if this was like good practice even, but it's just generally

not.

Oh, this is a perfect case. Oh, someone's stuck down here. Hey, bro. Kill him. So Regnant, you know you're deep inside of a cave right now. Are you just gonna run away?

So Recknant, what was the point, like what did you actually think was gonna happen? You just threw away 50 players. Like I'm sure that's not impossible, like too hard for you or anything because you have a lot of people who are just willing wanting to follow you I don't even know what you could offer them

Maybe they're just bored. You know, what's your fault that this is happening? What do you mean? This is my fault?

What what did I even do? What could I have possibly done? I can't I can't chase you. So if you wanna have Let's just come into the sun. Or you can stay in the cave. Why? What? How is this my fault? And I just understand what are your goals? Because I just don't understand why you're so mad at me. And like what is going on? It's all because of the kingdom

unstable. Here, he beat me in the server selection. And I wanted to make my kingdom because parent robbed me of my chance to be king I will now be king of my own empire I'm going to kill him that's not gonna happen but with my new kingdom the power is in my hands oh wow we have people like you are threats to my kingdom I will spare no expense in killing you unless you join me now I'm not joining you a fighter like you has many tricks many tools in your arsenal if you teach me now. I'm not joining you. A fighter like you has many tricks, many tools in your arsenal. If you teach me, I will make you more powerful than anyone else on this server. Otherwise you will regret this.

My entire kingdom will hunt you down until you die.

I'm killing site but you just lost like 50 people. I'm kind of confused. What are you going to do?

50 players might have died today, but very soon I'll have hundreds at my disposal either join me now or die later down the line

All right. Well, I guess I'm gonna die cuz I don't really care about you You're like taking over the server stuff and you know I'm just trying to train and become a combat grandmaster because I just care about PvP I don't really care about whatever you got going on. But um, yeah, I'm not gonna be doing your little pointless like killing about We I hope they made it bro. Oh What is what is going on?

Yo

Where is the do that dude he died I can't dude we were running

No, dude, I thought you died so that you thought I was so worried. Hey, tell me to do that. Obviously he's gonna survive, bro. We're not that lucky. Like, what are you talking about? Bro, dude, I thought you would die to that.

You thought I was gonna die to a ragman, bro? Out of all the people I've fought,

you think I would've died to a ragman?

Yeah, like, I could've killed that army if I had to,

if I'll be honest. I'm happy you guys made it with the player alive at least because I mean, you guys have good reputation. So is this the we civilization? Yep, this is it.

This is what we farm.

All right, it's like my dream, bro.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're welcome. Thank you.

Yeah. All right.

See you, bro.

All right.

See you.

All right.

See you quiet life. I did it. Nobody saw heaven. Um, thank you. Yeah. All right. Good luck on your mission. See you, bro. This is awesome.

All right. See you quiet life.

All right.

He's living my dream right now. Maybe we'll visit we civilization later. All right. Well, by the time we get back, it'll be like day 99. So this job is pretty much over. So as you can go wherever the heck you be going i don't know bro bro you need what do you mean no bro go you're like a fart in the wind bro i'm farting all right and laminate

you can head back to the base because let's go let go i'm pretty sure we gotta get back to the base i'm pretty sure all i have to do is give them this book and then i'm cashing out my hours i I had made it to Loi's Q Q ready to end my 100 days. Yo, alright, past is completed. Got him to the his wheat village. My teammates didn't die by the way. I just let you know, the time is on pretty much up.

Let me look at this book. Yeah, I mean, we're pretty much on day 99 and I just got here.

So I only have one day left. Can you hand over the book? I mean, we're pretty much on day 99 and I just got here.

So I only have one day left. Can you hand over the book?

OK, I'm here. Oh, yeah. So we're on day. We're pretty much about to be on day 100. Is there anything you want me to do? There's not much time left.

There is one task.

What is it?

So many of my lawmen can't really go and see a certain someone.

Certain someone?

The former leader of the law, Lettuce K. Oh. As one of the many elites at law, I don't trust that my soldiers will go to Lettuce and not just free him out. So I need someone I trust,

someone I know will free lettuce out of prison. After that, you are free. You're off the hook.

Yo. Yo. Yo.

Oh, we're just letting everybody in, aren't we?

Yo, long time no see, bro.

My days.

What, bro?

I don't want to watch you here.

I mean, hey, bro.

Look, I don't I don't I don't need this, OK? Apparently, everybody can just walk in here. But I have I have all the fish I could need, OK? I don't need you.

What, are you here to glow?

What do you want?

Oh, I mean, I was just checking if you're alive, but I mean, if you don't want me to be here, that's fine.

Good thing you're alive, I guess.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, okay, I admit, okay, I'm really, I'm curious, okay? What's going on outside the prison?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're gonna ask.

What about you?

All I can do is ask. Please, please prove to this world that I was wrong about you. Don't let every horrible thing I've done just be for nothing.

Um, well, I mean, for me at least, since we talked last time, I mean, I really just been, I just kind of changed the way I played a bit. I mean, I'm not really Just killing people for no reason I guess directly You know, not I just want to be a combat grandmaster. That's kind of a new little thing that I'm kind of doing right now You know that doesn't really require a Instating fear into people I guess so I'm not really acquire a... instating fear into people, I guess. So I'm not really...

doing that anymore, too much. Uh, how's prison?

Um...

It's not... It's not horrible. Yeah, I've learned that if I... If I complain enough, they'll give me stuff. I sort of have... a lot of fish.

It's not the worst setup but Do it like do you really mean like what?

Actually listen to me. I mean don't give yourself all the credit. I've had some conversations with tons of people but okay I mean it's slayed it. I will say um well I mean I still do what I must so I won't won't say I'm a good guy but I guess I'm better at least okay well like what about what about

like everyone else like it's lost still eat does also even exist like what about

like that I don't know oh well um, they actually sent me here. What? So, yeah, check and make sure you're alive because, you know, they don't want anybody coming here to let you out.

I mean, they sent they sent you.

Yeah. I mean, as you know, we're neighbors. So and, you know, times have kind of changed. You might as well put

together well I guess it's nice to hear that they're still around yeah um well look you could be lying to me right now it could be to mess with me I don't know okay and we might not be friends and I don't know if that'll ever be the case but I appreciate the visit and again you could totally be lying to me but for my sake I'm I'm gonna believe

you well I have no reason to lie I'm'm not really a liar. So, but, hey, I mean, good thing you're alive, right?

I guess so. Yeah.

Oh, well, my job's done here.

See ya.

Farewell.

Bye bye.

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