Alright guys, so today we're gonna be speaking on a Roblox Kids.Hey guys, if you don't know what Roblox Kids is, well, it's basically a new platform that they added where if you're between 5 and 8 years old, then you're separated from everybody else.Oh yeah, and also if you're on Roblox Kids, then your Roblox looks completely different.So guys, if we want to go undercover as a little kid, it's time for step number one, alright?We gotta make a new account.So here we go, let's put in my birthday, May 30th.
Okay, that is actually my birthday.But!It's time for us to lie.Okay guys, we're about to lie on the internet.Most people don't do this All right, call me a dangerous man.But um, here we go.
Let's make ourselves five years old 2021.Oh, yeah, it makes us five years old.All right for the username.Let's put I am only a kid That username is already in use What I am only a handsome kid.Oh, yeah.Nobody else has that so that's perfect.
All right I'm not telling you my password because I'm not an idiot.All right, but here we go.I'm only a handsome kid We're only five years old and we're a boy.So here we go.Three two one sign and guys my roblox Wait, what you need to log out of your other roblox accounts, bro.Okay, let's log out There we go.
And now my roblox should look completely different.I think come on.Oh Oh my gosh, okay.Oh my goodness This is roblox kids guys.Whoa, wait, why does this actually look better than regular roblox?This is actually so cool.
But guys remember now that we're on roblox kids We're only playing against kids.So I have the perfect game that we're gonna play and uh, it's this game right here Okay, we're about to destroy little kids on rivals.I'm not gonna lie I have a feeling there's other grown men pretending to be kids so that they can destroy other kids in rivals if that makes sense Oh my gosh, wait, it just it just immediately put me in a game.Whoa, what?Oh my god Oh, look another bacon.Oh my gosh.
Look at the top.It's three only bacon hairs.Why do I have aimbot?How can I see them?Wait, are the games actuallydifferent on Roblox kids?
Whoa, look at this little two -year -old.Oh, he's getting kills!Come on, let's watch the five -year -old's fight.Oh my gosh, he's missing his shots.He's missing his shots.Oh, bro, I feel so bad.
Bro, you can tell I'm literally playing against kids right now.Okay, come on, little Timmy.You gotta hit your shots.Oh, all right, he just died.Carried by a five -year -old.Nice.
Aw, a little kid just left.All right, I'm not gonna lie, we need to change my settings.How do I change my settings?This is not my settings.All right, we'll do it after this game, but oh my gosh, my teammate's going crazy.Oh wait, on Roblox Kids, can you type in chat?
Is that possible?Nah, it doesn't let me type, dang it.All right, little Timmy, let me handle this one.Okay, I got this.I can get a kill too.360, 720, only headshots.
Oh my gosh.Easy.Easy peasy.All right, bro.This is so weird.You can literally see them through the map.
Oh my gosh Wait, does that mean other games is different on roblox kids?I don't know but i'm about to win this round.
Oh, yeah headshots only baby Oh my gosh, I feel so bad.What am I doing with my life, bro?
All right last and final round.He's going down You're going down buddy.Hey, stop jumping headshots only headshots only destroyed Okay, I'm sorry, I feel bad.But hey, we got the W!And look at that, I am only a handsome kid.That's all I am.
Oh, finally, I can change my settings.Okay, let's put my FOV all the way up.Boom, much better now, much better.Okay, I want like a competition, bro.Hey guys, by the way, after this game, you know what we're gonna hop on next?We're gonna hop on Bed Wars.
I know, I haven't played that game in so long, which is insane.But yeah, I wanna try out Bed Wars on Roblox Kids.That's gonna be insane.But oh my gosh, look, the kids don't even know how to shoot.They're not even shooting.What about you?
He's just, he's just AFK.
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Get started freeHe's not even doing anything.
Are you okay, Bacon?Oh, he just disappeared.Alright.Bro, I'm not gonna lie, YouTube Kids is...Did I just say YouTube Kids?
I'm an idiot.Roblox Kids is so easy.Like, what?Bro, what is he shooting at?Bro, look.Bro, I'm behind you.
I'm behind you.Look, he doesn't even see me.He's looking at a wall.Stop it.You're dead.Why am I actually kind of having fun with this?
Does this make me a bad person?Oh, he lost his teammate.No.All right.Yeah.Let me, let me just punch him.
Where are you at buddy?We knocked out a little kid.Maybe I shouldn't say that out loud, but uh w all right.We're about to knock him out again.What's up?What's up?
What's up?Oh, oh, what's up?What's up?What's up?What's up?Pop pop pop get knocked out.
Let's go Bro, i'm having too much fun.This is not good.I'm a grown man sneaking onto roblox kids.Come on.What's up?What's up?
What's up?All right, and we're gonna knock him out again and boom just like that Hit him with the one two.Oh, okay.I'm not gonna lie rivals on robots kids too easy Okay, but now it's time for bed wars.All right, so, uh, oh my gosh.I haven't played this game in so long Wow, this game made my entire career almost I blew up first off bed wars If you're an og then, you know, I used to play bed wars literally every day.
All right, here we go Roblox kids bed wars Do I need a tutorial?Come on, do you know who you're talking to right now the bed Wars pro?Nope.Don't need that.Let's exit All right.I know how to play.
Oh my gosh, it looks so weird.It's only bacon's in here What look bacon bacon bacon bacon, and I'm also a bacon but so far it doesn't look that different Is that a penguin?wearing a pig shirt Okay, nice.All right, let's adjust our settings360!Oh!
Oh my gosh!Wait, I can basically see behind me.It's like a 360 camera.Let's not do it that high.Let's just do 120.120 is enough.
Perfect.That's good.And yeah, let's play our first match, guys.Bro, if I lose my first match to the little kids, then I'm gonna cry, okay?We can't be having that.Oh my gosh, I'm so excited, bro.
Oh my goodness.Come on, we gotta win this.We gotta win this, bro.Remember, we're on Roblox Kids.Literally Roblox Kids.Oh my gosh!
I have a kit!Wait, do you get like a free kit on Roblox Kids?Whoa, that's actually cool.All right, here we go.Let's buy some wool.Okay, nice.
Come on, here we go, guys.We gotta win our first game.All right, go in the middle, go in the middle.Let's go time, go time, go time.Let's try and speed run this game.I think we might be able to speed run it.
Uh -oh, the little kids are killing each other now.All right, we're pushing, oh no!
Come on, we're still going, we're still going for it.I don't care.We're gonna risk it for the biscuit, guys.
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Get started freeI mean, this kid is probably only five years old.He can't kill me, right?Take his bed.Oh my gosh, he's doing nothing.What is he doing?Bop, bop, bop, bop.
Dead?Alright, buy armor, blocks, okay, boom.He doesn't know what hit him.Oh, I mean, he doesn't even know what to do.What are you doing, buddy?Listen, I'm right here.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, he's tapping his iPad.He's tapping his iPad.Bop, bop, dead.Oh wait, he's still in his bed.I forgot to take his bed.Wait, I'm dead here, I'm dead here.
I don't know, I don't know how I'm still alive.I don't know how I'm still alive.
Golden do not die to a little kid, please.
Okay, we're coming back I'm taking his bed and I'm taking his life pop your beds done, buddy.I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry Alright, there we go bow arrow cuz you know what they call me or what they used to call me bow master, baby Alright, let's grab some gold and then like I said, we're speed running this game, bro.I'm attackingeverybody's base.
Oh wait, I need more uh wool.Okay, let's go back to base.Let's go back to base Okay, so far so easy.I mean it should be i'm going against kids.All right, let's buy we don't even need iron armor We can win this game without iron armor.I don't even need it.
But what we do need is a chest Come on, give me something good man.Open up some treasure and we got A whole lot of nothing.Let's buy damage.There we go.All right, it's go time Oh, you see this guy over here guys.You see this guy over here.
Oh master.Oh, baby.I still got it Okay, we're gonna grab emeralds and then um, yeah, we're just gonna win That's the gameplay.Hey back up five -year -old.I know you're like five back it up, but he doesn't even know what to do Oh, bro, come here.
Come here.Oh master.Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh.
Come on, bop bop.Oh, i'm so sorry.You're dead No way.
No way.I just died.He just He took all the emeralds.Oh my gosh.I need a lock -in.I need a lock -in.
What am I doing?There's no way.Oh my gosh.I'm not even good enough to play on Roblox kids.I'm trash Okay, let's beat this diamond guardian and then let's Oh my gosh, that person got so many emeralds.That is not good.
That is not good.But it's okay.It's okay.We can come back.We can come back.I've been through this before.
Oh, he's crossing bridges.He shouldn't be crossing bridges.Bop.Hopefully he doesn't cross that bridge.He has a diamond sword now.I'm scared.
Okay.I got, I got the bow.I got the bow.
Don't miss your shots, Fulton.
You're missing your shots!I actually am trash now.
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Get started freeWhere's everybody else?I only see that guy.That guy is actually scary.
I want him to cross this bridge.If he crosses this bridge, he's done.I promise you he's done.Oh, he's crossing the bridge.He's crossing the bridge.He made a mistake.
Cross that bridge, cross that bridge.
Cross it!Stop being a scaredy cat, Bob!
Stop it.scared.Oh, this person's crossing a bridge.This person's crossing a bridge.Bob, get out of here!Got my kill.
Cross that bridge.Cross it, cross it, cross it, cross it.I missed!Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.I'm getting embarrassed, I'm getting embarrassed.I'm running.
I'm just gonna run.That's what I'm gonna do.Does he have a crossbow?
If he has a crossbow, I'm done.I'm done, I'm dead.Okay, we're going back to middle.Oh, he's trying to cross the bridge.All right, what we're gonna do...My game plan...
Oh, she's pushing!The armor!Guys, this is not good.This is not good.Get destroyed.Oh my gosh.
Yes, sir.Oh that person has diamond armor right there.That is scary.But luckily they don't see me going after their bed, which is perfect.
Oh, your bed's done.You left it.You left your bed.All right, bed is gone.
We're teleporting back to base.We gotta dip.We gotta dip.Oh my gosh, that scared me.All right, let's grab some iron armor.We need that.
Arrows.That.There.Um, and yes.Okay, we got a chest.This game is intense guys.
I'm not gonna lie.This game is intense.Okay, what else do we oh, oh my gosh We got so much diamonds boom armor and team gen. Okay.
Nice.
I think we got everything we need Oh, we need gloops gloops are so perfect.We're good.We are good I'm not gonna lie.The kids are actually a lot better than I thought they would be wait.What the heck is that?Why is it raining right there?
I don't they actually added that in the game or that's actually Roblox kids.But um, all right, there we go We got some diamonds Let's head back over here.
Oh my gosh, that person has diamond armor right there.Okay.
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Get started freeOkay, we gotta lock in Let's get some more gloops.Let's grab that and then an axe.Oh, yes Perfect guys, you know what?We need to get emeralds.That's what we need.We need emeralds right now.
Come on.Oh diamond sword That is scary.That is scary.That is scary, but you can tell he's goodyears old.He's just running around tapping his iPad.
Look at him, he's just hitting.
What are you doing?You're scaring me.Pop, get glooped, get glooped.
I'm running.We got three emeralds, which isn't a lot.We need to try and get more, but that guy's so scary.All right, let's grab, oh wait, do I grab tele -pearls?Honestly, no, I need to save up for a crossbow.Once I get a crossbow, it's over, we win.
All right, we got some chests, hopefully we get some good.Come on, what do we got, what do we got?
Oh, we got fire emeralds now.Eight emeralds.Oh my gosh, we literally just got a crossbow.W, W, so perfect, so perfect.
Guys, it's go time.We're about to destroy these little kids, all right?Okay, this guy, he has diamond armor and a diamond sword, but I have a crossbow.
Bro, stop hiding.Stop hiding, you little baby.Oh my gosh, he has a bow.Okay, this guy's actually good.This little kid is actually good, bop.Oh my gosh.
Okay, we're gonna wait a little bit.Wait till I'm healed.Oh, he's building up.Get a little kid a little kid a little get down.Yes get down.Oh my gosh.
We're gonna glue pump.We're going.Oh, we're going down We're going I don't think so.I don't think so.Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh This kid is really good.This kid is actually good.Okay, we're jumping down.Why don't I just get so much stuff?Oh, we have a crossbow.
Yes.He's so scared.This kid's so scared.We're gonna gloop him.We're going down.We're going down.
We're going down Yes, dad do a bad do a bad your beds gone.Oh your bed's gone thank you what's up bro what's up i'm sorry we have 11 emeralds honestly i don't care we can we can kill this kid right here this kid is pretty good though i'm not gonna lie we're going for it we're going for it look he's building and everything too he knows what he's doing he he knows what he's doing not good enough oh he's running hey buddy you gotbe running from the boat master you can't be running for the boat master i'm sorry you cannot be running from me he's one shot he's so dead he's so dead you can't run from me i'm sorry dead Let's go.
Oh my gosh.That little five -year -old is good.
All right.Wow.We have so much stuff.
We're going to grab diamond armor and then a bunch of tele pearls.And then a bunch of that.A bunch of that.Let's fill up the gloops.Oh yes.
Oh yes.Buy a whole bunch more chests.And now we are going to buy armor.Nice.All right.Hopefully we get something good from these chests.
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Get started freeWe have so many.Give me more emeralds.I want like a lot of emeralds.Okay.Oh, we got emeralds.We got emeralds.
We got three emeralds.Okay.Nice.Okay.Nothing too crazy, but I will buy another teleport.Okay.
Now we just need to kill orange team.Where's orange team at?Where's this kid at?Where are you at?Where's orange team?Oh my gosh.
I see his bed, bro.He has so much defenses over it.You see that?Look at his bed defense.
He's got so much.Oh my gosh.This guy's gonna be so annoying.I already know this.This kid's gonna be so annoying.
Bop.
Okay.It's okay.I know how to use the bow.I know how to use the bow.It's fine.It's fine.
Honestly, do I teleport on him?What's up, bro?Oh my gosh.You didn't know about this?You didn't know about this?Oh, he's running.
He's leaving his bed?Oh, he's eating apples.He's eating apples.All right.We need to upgrade our axe.Upgrade our axe.
Wait, no.We need to upgrade our pickaxe.Here we go.Okay.Now we're running.We're going up.
Bop.Bop.Oh my gosh.
what kit is he using oh my goodness bro these kids are good i feel like this is a guy sneaking on a roblox kid like me bro he is too good he's actually really good oh my gosh i'm stuck i'm stuck i'm stuck all right here's what we're gonna do here's what we're gonna do
Oh my gosh.We got to play this strategically All right, we're gonna go right there.
Oh My gosh, he's got one of those.Are you trolling?This guy is so annoying.
Oh Hey, hey, buddy, buddy.Stop it.Stop it.Stop it.Stop it.This guy's so annoying.
Just die already, bro Like I'm gonna win.Just let me win.Please.Just let me win.Do I teleport on him?Nah.
Hey nice.
Yes nine Hey, buddy, back it up, back it up, back it up.Oh my gosh, he's so powerful.He's actually so powerful.
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Get started freeI'm going this way.I'm cranking 90s.It's like Fortnite for me.It's like Fortnite.Bop.Okay, he's dead.
He's dead.He's dead.Nice.We're going for the bed.Yeah.We're going to gloop him.
Get glooped.Hit his legs.Okay, nice.We're doing good.Okay, now we're going in.We're going in.
We're going in.Where's that bed?Where's that bed?Where's that bed?Oh, he's such a baby.He's such a baby.
Oh my gosh.This literally reminds me of the old Bed Wars videos.This is so annoying.Okay, we're going in.We're going in.We're going in.
We're going in with the axe.
You're dead.Get out of here.
Oh my goodness.Wait, I'm actually weak.Oh, he's an idiot.He's an idiot.Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh.
Maybe I'm the idiot.Maybe I'm the idiot.
That's his bed gone.Finally, his bed is gone.Yes, sir.Oh, I won.He left the game.
My gosh, oh my gosh, that's it forever.That's it forever.And look at me. I'm only a handsome kid Look, we won every single option.
I mean, of course, I was a grown man playing against kids But uh, yeah guys, we just snuck on the robots kids pretty fun Not gonna lie, but that's gonna be it for today If you enjoyed, make sure to hit that like and subscribe button.Like always, I love every single one of you Thank you so much for watching and I'm Volton and I'm out
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