Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Blazing fast. Incredibly accurate. Try it free.
No credit card required

So if you guys haven't watched my previous videos on this, basically I have access to a special machine that lets you upgrade your brain rots and steal a brain rot. And if you want to see what it looks like, I basically just have to walk to this side of the map and here it is! The upgrade machine. Now apparently, three new brain rots have been added to the machine today. And now I want to take a little peek. Let's just open it up.
And yes!
Okay, let's see. Avocado no wait what it only needs four avocado nicofos. Isn't that like one of the most common brain rots? I bet you if I sit here for like two minutes look we We already got one wait. This is gonna be light work. I'm gonna be able to upgrade this guy in no time You're gonna be upgraded soon, buddy. And oh my goodness. Look. We already got another one. Not even a minute later We already have half the brain rats that we need but guys, can I be honest real quick? How in the world does my last video have a hundred and twenty five K Likes a yo what I love you guys so much
But we can beat it guys if we can somehow get more than a hundred and twenty five thousand likes on this video I'll call kayla's and I'll tell him that I love him. But for now, I'm just gonna wait for more avocado D Knees and there's another one. This is Let me go see what he looks like real quick I'm pretty sure he was blue, right? I mean he looks cool. I feel like he's got to make a lot of money I don't know. It's just too easy. We already got three of them. I just need one more I don't think buying 4x luck would actually help with this I think that would actually make it worse cuz these guys are just so common. So just give me my last one. Come on avocado. Niko. Oh, boom. Okay
Yeah, no, that was close that nuts. Okay, we're starting to get a little further away. It needs to be an owl No, that's a peepee Kiwi and okay, really three two one. Boom. All right, maybe you guys can help me Yeah, you're a big back and you're chopped 100% Even say did I just get cursed for the next five years? Oh that says YouTuber. Okay, really? You're calling me chopped and then you're cursing me with some random text. Okay, finally we got the last Avocadini Goofo. This is perfect Come on over sir. It doesn't even matter if y'all call me chopped cuz I still get the brain rots that I want
Yeah, but that was actually really quick now that we have all four of these guys and take him to the upgrade machine, shall we? I didn't realize how creepy the Avocadoini goofo looked, bro. Why are his eyes so- Okay, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't make fun of the way he looks. He's about to be upgraded either way. Okay, you ready? Trust me, this isn't gonna hurt at all.
And boom.
Alright.
Guys, you don't wanna see the inside it in a very practical way. I feel like it's like Five Nights at Freddy's with the kids inside of the animatronic suits. Okay, sorry, I don't want to freak you guys out. Here we go, Avocadoini number two, boom. This will be number three, come with me, sir. You are still chopped, Cash, laughing emoji. Okay, yeah, thanks for all the laughing emojis.
I'm not gonna cry comebacks. Yo, Sam. Can you help me out? Help me think of a comeback, please Why do I feel like he's not gonna help me at all? Whatever it doesn't matter. This is the last avocado de gufo. So now it's finally time to upgrade this guy. Here we go Let's click this and then give the final brain rot and let's see Maybe I'll get a compliment before I upgrade him cash is so handsome. There we go. Thank you Jake! Find some good things, good boy. Okay, really? You're not my favorite YouTuber, but you're my FOURD favorite YouTuber. Um, I'm pretty sure it's fourth, anyways, whatever. I'm gonna take that handsome comment and I'm gonna upgrade with that.
Here we go, 3, 2, 1, upgrade.
Boom!
Oh, what?!
It's a secret?! Oh my- Ohhhh, bro, I see he's trying to give me a kiss all right come over here, then Mwah, I don't know why I keep kissing the brain rots in these videos. I'm sorry guys there We go the avocado eating goofo has been upgraded and he's now a secret that is so much more than I expected him to be And it was so easy, but get a good look at him. He's blue now. I don't really know if I'd eat a blue avocado, but it doesn't matter. He looks cool. Oh my goodness
Okay. Yeah, we're definitely keeping you for a while You're staying in my base until the end of time, but in the meantime, we should go upgrade the second brain rot We have the EZ aux a cola. I'm guessing that's an e sock and. But guys, instead of waiting for them to spawn, I have a different idea. Do you guys remember this thing, the Advent Shop? Basically, if you go into this thing, you can see it gives you three options for brain rots,
but I can re-roll it. And if we could somehow get the Salamino Pinguino here, I could just buy them instantly, right? Come on, give me the salamino's just yet. No. Oh, geez What in the heck is this tartar on goal since when were you a brain rot? Oh my yo, oh you are freakish Why does it feel like I'd find you in a sewer system, bro. I don't want you in my base. No, no, no, get out. I'm sorry, dude. Oh wait, look, okay Maybe we don't even need the admin shop because they might just spawn here for us
It's an epic so it shouldn't even be that rare But I want to see if we could somehow get it here cuz I could just buy all four of them instantly I have enough money for it. Come on. Oh chips on queso. You know chips and- Oh no. Alright, I'm gonna be called a big back by Sam, so I'm just gonna move you upstairs. No one sees a thing. Oh, am I seeing another salamino? Yes, thank you very much.
Okay, well, there's Brain Rot number two out of four. It looks like it's not actually taking that long, so that's good. I'm gonna check the machine real quick just to see what we need but EZOXICOLA sounds like E-SOXICOLA. Oh my goodness We need four E-SOX for it. You know what while I'm waiting for the salaminos to spawn I could open some secret lucky blocks to try and get a head start Maybe I can even get it from the admin shop. Give me the secret lucky block? I know it's here somewhere. I've seen it before. Tortughini, dragon fruit. Okay. Maybe the Admin Shop won't help us and I'm gonna have to spend robux. Oh, wait, hold on. We got another salamino. Yes, that's number three. You come on over.
"99% accuracy and it switches languages, even though you choose one before you transcribe. Upload β Transcribe β Download and repeat!"
β Ruben, Netherlands
Want to transcribe your own content?
Get started freeI'm just gonna keep rerolling this thing until we can. And I have no idea how long that's gonna take. Let's see what number one gives us. Come on, give me an Esox straight off the bat. You know you want to, boom! Okay.
What?
How'd it turn into a Tortuguita? Bro, you were a pot hotspot like five seconds ago. What in the, okay, what what happened? He disintegrated for a second. They're kind of freaked me out Okay, more secret lucky blocks. I'm just gonna spam this. I have a lot of money Anyways, look at that. I just have a train of them coming I'm gonna get that a sock or maybe another salamino pinguino. Come on game. I just need one more of those But if you're not gonna then it turns into, okay.
Whatever, let's open this one next. Come on, Esauxicola, don't give me a toilet this time. That's gonna be a Tortugini again. Why do you do that? I don't get it. Putting you upstairs.
No, thank you. You can go right next to my chip zone queso. Finally upgrade this guy and then we're gonna have to move on to the Esaw But I'm actually kind of excited to see what this guy looks like when he's upgraded. I ain't gonna lie I don't think anybody likes the Salamino penguino. I never collect it when I play steel brain rot I'm only doing this just cuz I can upgrade you just so you know, I would have never collected you comment saying that I look like the Salomino Penguino, I'm gonna crash out Y'all better not do not be commenting that right now. Please do not. Okay, here we go Let's just put this second one in the machine and Salomino give boom. There we go. Good boy cash. Good boy cash Okay, really you see I think I brought it on myself that you guys are calling me a good boy
I said in the last video Don't call me handsome. Don't call me handsome, please. Sorry Here we go. Salamino number three. Boom. And now it's time for the last one. Let's speedrun it get over here, buddy You're going in the machine. I'm sorry. I'm hungry for some salami. Actually. No, that's weird. I don't want to eat you I'll give you a kiss though. Sorry, but here we go Salamino to put inside the machine guys like the video right now and subscribe. We're so close to 4 million We've been gaining so many subs every single day. But here we go. Salamino. Pinguino upgrade 3 2 1. Oh Oh my god, bro. A hundred million dollars a second. Yeah, he looks like moist critical, but he's buff
Oh my god, wait, hold on. Why bro low key more handsome than me. He's not supposed to be more handsome than me. Oh my god, dude He actually looks sick and he's a secret too. Okay. So are we just making every single brain rot a secret now? Yo, look at the emojis. Oh my goodness I didn't think it would actually be that much better than the arcade any guno, but yeah Yeah, that's most definitely better bro. Look at his pants bit more hair. You know what? I don't judge who cares. Okay, that's it That's actually so cool. So now we have the arcadini guno and the bolo nini penguin zero I'm just gonna call him moist critical or Charlie, but now it's finally time. We tried four e-socks for it But luckily that's not even really gonna be that hard cuz I do have the admin shop as long as I don't reroll this
We can buy as many secret lucky blocks as we want Let's just hope that we get some e-socks and no more tortuginis, please Don't rig these lucky blocks against me. You know, you showed me an e-stock. This is Rick guys. I need some aura, please cast you are so handsome Don't listen to the other people. Well, thank you, but you spelled my name wrong And this person just spammed cash 0% chopped Sam 1 million percent chopped. Wait, hold on. You may be cooking with that one Cash just letting you know Nico is better. Okay fine It's okay if Nico is better than me because I've never actually seen him get an eesaw and you know
Who's gonna get an eesaw right here? Yeah, that's right. It's me. Oh Why why are we doing this right now? You are baiting me game You show me an eesaw and it's not actually an eesaw.. Oh, no and no, okay You know what instead of getting rid of my tortuginis, I'm gonna go upgrade them You're coming over to the machine buddy And yes, if you guys didn't know I can put four of these in to upgrade it to a Tauragon So I think it's better than just selling them outright
We can make a ton of money off these guys getting a tortugna number three and here's number four. Come on, buddy I know I already showed you guys this upgrade in the last video But for anyone who didn't see I just want to show you again when you upgrade the Tortugna dragon frutini It gives you this guy right here the Tauragon. He's literally awesome. He's an OG, but I just think he looks the coolest bro. Like look I would much rather have this guy in my base than any torteghini dragon frutini. Thank you very much But we need to upgrade the e socks of Cola. So let's buy more secret lucky blocks All right, guys time for the aura glasses to come out a yo Kayla said he was gonna give me a smooch from you. Boom. Okay. I'm just getting trolled. Stop with the tortegini, bro You're showing me an EZOX of cola. I know it's not an EZOX. Okay, wait, hold on
Maybe if I it shows like a spaghetti to a lady Okay, am I being messed with right now if I open both of these am I just gonna get two torteginis? And are you gonna make me think it's a pot hots video. I am super ultra gay cash is chopped. Okay. Thank you You wouldn't say that if I got an e-sock right here, would you? I hate this so much. Why does there have to be a glitch in the game? You're baiting me Basically, you're making me think I'm getting an e-sock, but I'm being trolled right now. Come on, dude
Ah, okay. Okay, if I get a spaghetti to a letty then I know for a fact It's an e-sock right? Cuz it looks like it just goes down by one. Oh my goodness, bro I'm opening these three at the same time. How have we have yet to get even one e-sock? Here we go. Boom Nope, boom. Nope, and yeah, no, machine, but I'm not even getting a single one dude What is these bro? All right all four of these at the same time? I better see at least one e sock or I'm a crash out don't make me crash out right now game come on I swear. Oh my god. This is literally rigged. I don't like it if I give you a kiss Will you give me an e He saw don't do this to me. Don't do this The aura glasses are coming off. I don't have any aura right now
Just sadness and I'm selling all these tortuginis. All right guys, you know what if I'm suffering through this Then you have to suffer through this with me. Okay, you can't just watch me get all the buns. Oh, oh Wait, that was okay. Never mind, you know Oh, bro, how did we just get an e-sock and then a lost secret combination back-to-back? Are you kidding me? Yo, guess who just got their aura back? Yeah, that's right. It's me. I'm finally getting my e-socks now Oh, thank you so much game. Just give me another e-sock and about Oh So how come right as I put my aura glasses on you decided to give me another e-sock, please. That one's a gold lucky block. So I should get it right, please Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I knew it. I'm being trolled. Okay, you know what at least we got one
I'm selling the rest of these guys. I have more lucky blocks up here. Don't worry. I'm gonna aura farm them Good boy. All right, good boy. Okay, 99% handsome 1000% chopped dude, you can't just compliment me and then just call me chopped. That's not how it works What a chopped person getting a socks of cola and this specific lucky block right here, huh? Come on Oh, I actually called it for once man. I feel so awesome right now I feel so handsome. My aura is just bringing in the e socks now finally and the lost secrets guys This is the best day of my life. We just need two more e socks of colas to finally upgrade them
So, you know what? I'm gonna open two secret lucky blocks and we're gonna get two Esauks and we're gonna go to the upgrade machine. Watch this, three, two, one, boom. Oh, oh, okay, I thought we got another lost secret. I forgot, it's trolling me right now. But we got a Spaghetti Toiletti.
If we get three more, we can upgrade him. I don't care about him though. Right. Nope. That's okay. Tortugini dragon Frutini. I already got you before. Give me the E-Sock. Nothing else other than the E-Sock. All right, that's enough with you two. Out of my base. Here we go guys one more time around the ring Let's hopefully get two E-Socks so we can go ahead and upgrade this guy. Give me one. Nope. Okay, that doesn't even add up to 100% So I think your math is off I think I have a hundred percent luck and a hundred percent aura. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, no All right. Maybe I need my glasses back on you socks a cola. I know you're in there, buddy Just come out for me. There you go. Okay, that was just weird
I don't know why I got so close up to it like that, but just get to come on He's not come onk, just so you know. If you don't give me an E-Sock, I'm gonna cry. Oh, oh, yes, that's number three. Oh my God, we just need one more chat. Chat, can you call me handsome, please?
I'm not begging. Here we go, E-Sock number three, boom. And you know what? I'm not even gonna say anything. I'm just gonna sit and watch Yeah, all right guys since I've decided that this game basically hates me We're gonna go ahead and switch out the aura glasses and now this time I'm gonna put these ones on so now it don't even Matter I'm gonna get that e sock. All right guys be honest. Is this even gonna help me? I feel like these aura glasses are a little less cool But who cares because we're gonna get an e sock with them, right? Am I right about that one? Huh? No, okay Come on, all right glasses. You got to do it for me
Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo
Get started freeI'm gonna be so embarrassed if I just don't get an e sock in this entire row, bro I feel like I'm gonna go. Oh, I thought I was gonna have to open like a million more lucky blocks upstairs All right glasses get out of here. It's time to upgrade this guy. I am so happy right now You guys don't even know I don't even care that you got a weird old tongue. He's on I don't want you getting that anywhere near me. Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and put you in here All right. There we go He's sock number two. Boom. This might sound a little crazy, but he sucks a cola kind of looks like spongebob to me
I don't know why I just now EZOCK number four with us. Oh my goodness gracious. I can't even wait here We go buddy get in the machine Martin and EZOCKS a cola number four. Oh, it's time I'm never gonna do an evil laugh again. Good boy. Now. You're just chopped. Okay chopped. All right big back You're nine nine nine nine nine chopped All right See you guys like to call me chopped and a big back but who's the one with an eeze oxycola in their base? Here we go. Three two one I told you this was gonna be the coolest braid rob bro 500 million a second
I cannot believe this right now, bro. He's oxycola 500 mil, he's fully red. He's still got his weird old tongue, but I don't even care bro. That looks so awesome He kind of looks creepy. I mean it's kind of cursed, but I don't even care bro That's definitely the coolest brain rot I've ever put in the machine We got to put it next to the other ones and here we go our Codini Guno This one was easy to get it only took the avocado Dini's we got the bolo nini penguin zero and he's all buff and handsome I don't like the fact that he's more handsome than me and then finally the Ezog's the cola guy if you want to see more upgrading videos comment it down below
And if you want a big old kiss from cash, make sure to drop a like. Alright, I'll stop being weird And if you want a big old kiss from cash, make sure to drop a like. Alright, I'll stop being weird I'm not gonna do that. I'm sorry. I'll see y'all later
Get ultra fast and accurate AI transcription with Cockatoo
Get started free β
