I Went to WAR on a Hardcore Minecraft SMP

The unstable SMP.is at war.On one side is King Parrot and his many armies.Parrot was crowned King of Unstable after a massive server -wide election was held, which he won by popular vote.On the other side is Cinder Crest, a faction of players that believe that Parrot doesn't have the best interests of the server in mind, so they started a rebellion to overthrow him.The civilization I'm part of, the Kingdom of the Caves, is allied with Cinder Crest, and by working together we've managed to win many battles, conquering vast amounts of Parrot's territory.

Which is why I was surprised when I was called into a private meeting with Arachnid, the king of the caves, and he said that So how does that relate to me?Find which warrior saps stationed there, and defeat them in combat.However, it's essential you don't ban anyone, and that you do not grief Steampunk City with your orbital cannons.I just want to send a message.I don't want to blow up our entire alliance.

Yeah, sure, but when does Egg Chain get freed?Egg Chain is free!What are you talking about?You know what I mean.So, I made my way to Steampunk City, which we had recently captured for Cinder Crest, and began searching for this so -called powerful warrior.Kind of messed up from the battle.

Cinder Crest warrior.An advantage point.I had found the warrior, Shu Billy.

While he may not look it, Shu Billy is one of the strongest players on the entire Unstable SMP.

He's the only player that uses the Elytra Mace fighting style, an incredibly powerful technique that allows you to easily overwhelm any opponent with powerful mace attacks.He's the only player with this technique aside from me.Oh, this is gonna take me a second.I just know I'm not gonna - There we go.

Sorry, I'm kind of just stalling.

Um, yeah, I'm about to beat you up, so.Yeah, well, I guess not.

Oh my god!Are you seriously doing this, dude?You wanna find this little 1x2 pipe?You know what?You can play it back in, dude.I might as well just mine this whole thing out.

Like, you're gonna play this annoying.

Playing annoying is kind of what I do, to be fair.You wanna play annoying?

Are you really TNTing this?You are.Oh my god.I don't know why you decided to betray Cinder Crest Wembu, but today is gonna be your last day on the server.And a TNT should do it.

Dude, are we - Yeah, try macing me, buddy.Try.Try macing me.No helmet, buddy?Where are you going?Yeah, I'm not losing you after all of this.

Jubilee!Well.Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.Hey, you got another totem?Here, hold on your totem real quick.Cool.

Just get it over with.You're stronger.

You deserve to ban me. I wasn't going all that, I was just...

look just hmm consider this a warning from arachnid of are you kidding me I guess this is a warning we had to do all that just for a warning I mean wouldn't be a very effective message if I if we didn't we wasted so much gear so much time what like what is wrong with you what was this warning I don't know I don't call the shots all right well if you were strong enough to beat me why aren't you cuz my friend is being used as oh my god what's up with everyone and having friends i feel like you could that's sad man it's true though you can laugh all you want but is it was it egg chan a rock that's keeping you like working for them because they have egg right he's holding you back but you want to protect this weakling if if you didn't care about egg you wouldn't have to be doing a rock that's bidding right now you wouldn't be in this situation as the strongest we shouldn't have to listen to anybody I didn't really come to you asking for advice.

I just kind of came to deliver the message.So, um, hopefully message received.

I told you no orbitals under no circumstance.Did you use your orbital cannons?

And what did you do?

You blew up their civilization.

You said to send a message to Cinder Crest.Is that not sending a message?I blew up like however much of Steampunk City.I said send a message.I didn't mean blow up and kill.Okay.

Well, yeah.Well, okay.But I, I broke Shu Berry's armor.I beat him up.Like you said, is that not a stronger message?

You weren't supposed to kill that many people.You weren't supposed to make a video about it.It was supposed to be one thing.done.But instead, now we have Cinder Crest on our back.You went too far.

Saps is now going to respond.You have 15 minutes, and then I'm taking Egg Chan back.

Not like he was even free to begin with.

You just remember?What's amenity?Oh, shoot.I shouldn't sleep.Yeah, it was good.

Oh, yo, what's up, Wembo?

It was good squad, Egg.What's up?You guys like Wembo?

You like the renovations?

Yeah, you guys did some home renovations.Huh?Is this the fishing pond why don't you just fish outside I'm more of an indoors person This entire civilization is indoors.

Why do you have green potion effects?

What did they possibly like it's that it's the night vision like they give what you're you're in the bottom You're a bottom feeder.But like are we serious?Yeah, well, I'm a royalty so they give me like infinite night vision potions.

How do I become royalty?

You're good, bro.

There's there's no social mobility You're getting put back in that prison cell in like 15 minutes.So why I didn't even do anything Yeah, well, uh, hey, bro.I don't know Matt arachnids.

I'm a serious kind of guy What wait, so what do you guys like?

What do you guys do in here?

Oh, we made a pond Yeah we do what peasant it's like the rich came and comprehend what peasantry do well i was here and there wasn't a pond before so i'm looking forward to getting iron armor in the future likeIt sounds like my life plan won't happen because I'm getting warped in 15 minutes like fish Yeah, wait, do you want items for the jail cell?Are they gonna take everything?Oh, no I mean, I thought I would still be staying here, but seems like I don't even get it Yeah, we what items do you have some fishing rods and some some tools.I have this armor.I worked really hard to make Oh, where'd he go?

Yo, how did he just teleport?

I think, I think he's back in the, in the jail cell.Like does, does Arachnid have you been like doing anything?

No, not really.I've just been chilling with Codmaster.We could fish, if y 'all want.

I mean, I can fish.

Uh, guys, we have a bit of a situation.Don't laugh at me bro, this is serious.Okay, this is really serious.Like I'm being dead serious.

I mean, what are we doing here?What am I doing?What are you doing?You bombed Steampunk City for no reason at all, and then just beat up Shoebilly.Oh, wait.Is that is that why you have this like massive army, but he isn't here?

Cave Kingdom owes Cinder Crest the equivalent amount of members that you banned at Steampunk.If you want this alliance to survive at all.

Sorry, your vague threats are really distracting when your two goobers over here are like punching each other.

That's him.

Whatever.

Did you not hear what I said?I heard what you said.Go home.I'm not going home, bro.Like, what do you think this is?You think you can just tell me to go home?

Oh, turn around?

am I really supposed to be scared by it by an army of players I mean me and you both we know that this is just it's purely cosmetic We've both banned bigger armies than this one by ourselves So I really I really don't know what you think you're gonna accomplish here or whatever All right, um, all you guys you guys can just head back to steampunks.

I'm already aware that you guys are just gonna get banned There's no there's no point.You're gonna get blown up.

Don't you think it's kind of dumb how We're fighting for people way weaker than both of us.Like, we're just kind of pawns in this war.Like, people like Parrot and Saps and Arachnid, like, we could defeat any of their civilizations or empires or whatever ourselves.

I mean, why are you even in Cinder Crest?But like, actually, why are you in Arachnid civilization, actually?Aren't you just being a hypocrite?You joined the biggest, like, loser on the server.

Yeah, I mean, that is a, you know.That is a good question, Flame.That is a good question.

So, are you leaving or not?Still have a job to do.I'm gonna need those, um, soldiers that you banned.

I'm not letting you take anyone.And I'm not moving.And you're not moving.So, might be best if you just turn around.

Flamity, let's get out of here, bro.I don't wanna be in Cinder Crust.

Slow falling?

Okay.

you know you don't own the strongest weapon on the server bro strongest weapon is actually using webs really it's the planet you're using you stop learning i know you don't have slow fall right that was stupid what are you doing

You took your sweet time Just sort of sort of sort of Joey's pro spamming.He only has pants up.I'm on him.

I'm on him You just throw a pearl.

Hey, they're wrong.

Yo, sir.I'm sort of sir.I think you went is the inner chest.

He has totems Am I actually sucking you guys?Go go go.He's a dead.Oh my god, Joey hit me with the turtle bastards I need turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle me turtle meI hear Wembley.

Wembley's trying to come to flame.

Yeah, I know.I'm looking at him.

We're on a team.

Oh my god, he hit him!

Yo, flame like partially restocked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm in a bad spot.

I'm in a bad spot Oh, you're in my domain now, buddy.Oh, look what we got here!Get him, get him, get him!

Yo, Jayden, dig out, dig out, dig out, dig out, dig out, dig out, oh my God.

Why can't I get out?Okay, okay, I'm good, I'm good.

Flame, we're doing it, we're doing it.Block him up, block him up, block him up.Oh, he's dead, he's so dead, he's so dead, he's so dead.Oh my God, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.Get out the way, idiot!Jayden, just two seconds.

Web him, web him, web him.We're in this spot.Fight them on the surface, we win on the surface.Don't let him restock.Let him do it, let him do it.

Get pods, get pods.

I need to re -gear.

Let's restock, let's restock, let's restock.

Yo, go on the flatland, flatland, flatland.How is that gonna help?

Yo, Spawn is even cooking.

Oh my god.Our cave again, bro.Lightning, lightning.

Yo, Gene, focus Spawn.

Yo, cave right here.Everyone in the cave.Help, help.Flame, flame.Yo, get in the cave, bro.Get in the cave.

Hey, bro.

Back up, bro.He's starting, he's starting.When the lightning strikes, you might want to back up.Why did you do that?You just ruined our cave.Okay, yo webbing dude, what are we gonna do?

Oh, oh My god Wait, they're in a bad spot.They're in a bad spot.

I know All right, bro How does that get me Everyone They pulled up with an army and we're gonna attack us Stop stop Wembrew.I told you the handle the situation and not fine Okay, but they pulled up with a literal army and I told them to go away and they attacked me This is Iraq knitted is fed up with you after this.I'm telling you that as soon as he finds out your dog No, you're done.He finds that I did my jobso sorry.No, no, no.

Wember, shut up.Actually, shut up.Did you do your job?Sponks, Sponks, stop, stop, stop.No, no, no, no.Wember, Sponks, act.

Okay.

Sponks, back up.Wember, Wember, Wember, act.Wember, actually stop.Wember, actually stop.Everyone stop.Everyone stop.

Everyone stop.Everyone stop.Everyone stop.Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, stop.Jayden, flame, flame.

I'm trying.

Everyone, stop.

I'm so sorry this happened Please like on behalf of everyone of the spiders everyone with arachnid Is there any chance that cinder crest, you know could forgive what wember did today and keep our alliance in order?We're so close to defeating pirate if we if we keep this alliance, I can promise you we're going to win So don't let members like stupid decisions and dog.Mmm.

All right, whatever Thank you so much.Um, I'll I'll relay the message saps, but if saps declines I'm just gonna come back and just kill everyone.

Okay.All right.No, Wembrew back to the uh, back to the cave now.You too, Jayden.I'm not kidding.Thank you flame.

Wembrew, I - I honestly cannot believe that.You are the stupidest person.

You said handle this situation and they had an army.I got the army to retreat.I was not escalating yet.Yeah, it was pretty escalated.

It looks like you guys.

Why do you even care?Don't you hate Arachnid now?Is he, like, does he rank you?Yeah, wait, I'm, like, second in command now, to him.

I mean, look, okay, I don't agree with a lot of his decisions, but I care for the kingdom more than anyone else.

Yeah, no, what I care about is that, I know, I think I technically outrank you, so get lost, bro.

See you back in the kingdom.

Pretty escalated already.Yeah, I don't actually remember the entrances, so we're gonna have to, like, do some true investigation here.

I don't have food.

Hey, bro, take some GIFs.

I have gaps, that's all I got, actually.

Oh.

Wait, what?

Uh, yeah, wait, what?Because Yungie, like, kind of had to bail me out of that.What, what is this?

Wind Burst 1?Yeah, I just said that.It'll help you do more damage when you elytra mace.Another surprise?

Thorns, really?That's gonna be terrible.That's just gonna make my armor break.

With the Thorns 3 book on only one of your armor pieces, it'll do more damage to your opponent's armor than your voice.And besides, when you have the royal armory, you won't need to worry about armature ability anyway.

Yes, whatever you say.

Wenbu, as you make the cave kingdom stronger, I'll make you stronger.I need one more thing from you.All throughout the city, I rigged TNT without anyone knowing.At a moment's notice, I can detonate the entire cave kingdom.

Okay, why would you want that?That seems just like a really bad idea.So are we just like standing on TNT right now?Yes.Ah, I don't like being in here with pressure plates.

Don't worry, it's so secure that there's no chance of it going off by accident.

Why, why would we need to do this?

But if Cinder Crust gets past our defenses, I'd rather this city be rubble than they have it.

Where'd you even get all this TNT?

However, there's one place missing TNT, and that place is Codmaster's house.

Okay, so I think I see where this is going.Is this, is this gonna be another, another loyalty test?

Yeah.I understand that you used to be friends with him.It should be easy for you to place bombs around his house.Secretly, of course.

All right.

Oh.

Yeah, what's good?Yeah.

Oh.Oh.

We're just chopping it up in the in the cod master house The other house like has a hole in the roof so It's like lit in here.

So, oh you did you find my secret stash?

Where's your set?

Oh, you didn't find it?

There's nothing in here.It's this one.Yoongi's gonna confiscate the secret stash though.Which one, which one, which one, which one?Why would you tell?

Oh.Oh.I fish for, like, this is the food that I keep just in case I run out.

Actually, I've been fishing for a really long time.All right, well, this is contraband.

What?

Why would you?Okay.Are you, you know what?

Um.

How was I caught you?No, no, no.Codmaster, we talked about this.Any fish that you fish up has to go by me.

Yeah, but I worked for that.

Everything, everything that a bottom feeder fish is up has to be checked in with me or it gets wet.How about you put yourself in my shoes?I'm sure you fish for days and days.It doesn't matter.You have to check in with me.Like, if you don't check in with me, you don't get the food.

You fish up the food, you check in with me, and then you keep it in your storage.So do you think you're my friend?Yeah, we're friends.You don't think we're friends?I think we're friends.Because there's a system we have here.

Wait, wait, wait, shut up, shut up.Wemboo, are you mining?

Wemboo, why are you mining?Yeah, I'm making expansions to Cloudmaster's mega complex.

Okay, and how do I get down there?You don't have...Yeah, well, the entrance isn't completed yet.

The floor is not...Hey, bro, it's not completed yet.What's going on down here?

Okay, have you Ostarachnid if we can have a basement?Yeah, yeah.I'm trusting you.Why'd you say we?

Because you're second in charge.Yeah, I'm second in charge, so... okay yeah also can you yeah also you owe cod master all his fish back by the way it's a direct order well thank you thank you okay why did your voice just change when you said that i don't know what to do because arachnid made a system but now you're telling me yeah i'm telling you that's so yep so go back up there and go start fishing for cod master and

take off all your armor too no armor allowed fishing for cod master you heard of me oh thanks for the strength potions you know you got a spare fishing rod cod master i always have an extra army come on let's go fishing here you go here thank you uh i guess anything that we fish is checked and don't worry i won't burn it no it's mine well that's what i'm saying you can keep it and it's all yours Dude, isn't this like, isn't it ironic?

Now Yung -E's fishing for you, Codmaster.I'm not abusing my power.Arachnid told me that I can do whatever I please.I don't know, I have specific orders from Arachnid that I was supposed to do whatever I wanted with it, so...Alright, yeah, go talk to him.I literally...

Yeah, sure.

You can go speak to the manager.

Yeah, okay, dude You got this ego now that you know, you think you're one position above me like guys Yeah, well, I actually am one.

I don't think that i'm one position above you I am so yeah, look at that.

I don't see how long it takes to get one fish, buddy I'm not jealous.I'm not jealous.I actually wanted to fish naked right now.So Yeah, look how long it takes.Thank you for ordering me to do that because I wanted you're welcome to do this This is a good My screen is like geeking out.

I'm dying.Yeah, you ate a pufferfish dog.

Wait that lasts for a minute straight, dude.What?

It's OP, bro.Bro, what?

Why don't we do Cod here?

Dude, I have some Cods to contribute.See?You're 63 closer to the quota, and it's gone.Also, I gotta dip out.I gotta put some new enchants on my armor.

Wait, can I put my armor back on?

No.Oh, okay.You're allowed to put your armor back on when you fill that entire chest with Cod.

Okay Yo, why'd you just do that?

This guy's AFK.I didn't even notice.Whatever.Arachnid said I had to, so he's gonna ban Egg if I don't.Oh, okay.

I won't tell Codmaster.I get it.

Codmaster.Yeah, I mean, it should never, hopefully, should never be used.I actually do not remember which one of these is mine.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!I did it, Wembo, I did it!Wembo, Wembo, Wembo, I did it!I finally did it!

What did you do?

Are you AFK?

I was.Yeah, I've got nothing to do right now.

Dude, I finally filled the Codmaster chest with, like, stacks of Cod.Like, dude.Oh my...

You sound really excited.

yeah yeah i can finally wear almanac again come on this is this is great news is that is that okay you came up here to tell me i was i was oh yeah i came i came for something else um basically there's gonna be a meeting between arachnid and saps to repair the um the damage you caused oh yeah i think that you did yeah um it's gonna be at like a random meeting location like random chords i think we picked one set of chords and they picked the other one blah blah blah all that good stuff but essentially we need to go there to guard arachnid and make sure that syndic rest doesn't do anything um silly basically i mean sure but i mean i could probably handle it myself even flame and chubile are there at the same time i feel like right now i could probably probably handle it yeah let's all right yeah yeah okay yeah that's oh you get stuck in the cobweb how do you even oh yeah my game's like i think we're close i think we're coming up on it oh see someone yep

Oh, I see them.

Dude, their army is a lot more coordinated than ours.

Most definitely, bro.

They got like a whole formation.

Agreed.Listen, I have a plan.I have leverage over Parrot.And if you really are my ally, you're going to have to trust me and work with me.We can finally cripple him enough to take Capital City.

Where are you guys going?Aren't we about to do, like, Saps' master plan or something?No.

Me and you, I need you to go to the Cave Kingdom.

Dog, so, okay.I need you and the Artery to follow Saps to the Northern Council.How about no?I know it's going to be the same conversation over and over again.You're going to be like, oh, but I have Egg Chan and I'm going to ban him if you don't do what I say.Dude, you're never going to give me egg back.

You've lied about it like three times.

Yeah, let's talk.

Okay.

So you're sending away your second strongest warrior right before I'm gonna kill you?That seems like a really good strategical decision.Yeah, right.I won't kill you.

Sure.And if I break your trust again, feel free to come back here, and you can pull it, and then ban me.And after this war, I'll let Eggshame go.You would have failed your purpose, and you were done.

Got stasis making materials?Yeah.Alright, make it.Here, I don't think it needs to be fancy.I think you can just do it right there.I don't think anyone will just stomp.

This looks like pretty untouched terrain to me, so I think people won't really come here.So, why aren't you coming to these final battles?

I have something I need to prepare for.All of you.when the final fight of this war inevitably comes, I want you to betray Cinder Crest and ban as many players from both sides as physically possible.I just want the final confrontation to have as many casualties as possible.And I know that you do as well.And then after the battle, return to the cave kingdom.

All right, let's walk in a perfectly straight line for optimal aura gains.Yeah, dude, there's like three people ahead of you.Oh, and also from when I beat you up.This is crazy.I think they're doing like a hostage exchange or something.I'm not really sure.

I kind of picked up a really bad spot to listen to the conversation from.

If you don't give me lettuce right now, Parrot, I will kill Raina.

Oh, they're really straight chopping it up.I feel like it'd be kind of awkward, you know, like if I came down from the spot after being up here for so long.Why do we, how, who is this person?Why do we have, why do we, why do we care about lettuce?Questions that I guess I'm still just not high enough rank to know.And what we're even doing here, Flame and I could single -handedly defeat Parrot.

Or, well, I guess not single -handedly, but you get what I'm saying, but nope.doing some some convoluted plan in the middle of Northern Council that I'm sure could easily be solved by us just banning the enemy team but nope we're just oh yeah see they just did a hostage negotiation but like I could just I could just I could you know I could I could but I guess not I guess I'm...Yo Saps!Wait where is Saps?Yo, can I get like a TLDR?Why do we have Lettuce here now?

It's our way of getting more players.

Why do we need more players?Lettuce is the final piece of the puzzle.

Yeah, why are we bringing Lettuce into this?He's the final piece of the puzzle.You weren't there, but we put him in prison for a reason.

Listen, he's the...Does anyone know where Lomity went?

I don't care about Lomity, bro.Listen, he's the final piece of the puzzle, Wemboots, and we can get... enough players to to take over spawn man come on we we already could do that at any time do i just not get to know what's going on or i don't know what's going on either man hello keep walking all right i'll play follow the leader when do you do that yeah good question players of the unstable smp behind me is enough gear to supply thousands of you if you want to join me step forward in five four three twotwo, one.

Zero, outside of the front gates of Capital City is a 500 person legion.No, I'm not.I have no reason to bluff.Surrender.Your army has been whittled down to its last hundred players.What are you going to do?

Take this battle against us and lose everything?

That's exactly what I'm going to do.You know what, Parrot?Before this battle starts, I just want you to understand something.No matter what, Happens today.You don't get to walk away from this pretending.You were so different from me Let's just get this over with by Mata.

I need you to evacuate everyone regardless of whether or not they're older new players Okay, I think that might be a bit of a futile effort Oh, this is like the other one

Oh, why did that one explode so hard?Who said that?Lomity?What is wrong with you?Hey!Wemboo, why did you just kill a bunch of innocent people?

What is Wemboo doing, bro?

I don't even - Yo, for the record, I thought your plan was stupid.

Wemboo, what are you doing?Oh, little flaming running to a building.

Alright, I'm on the ground right now.

I don't see you.

Come kill me!Come try!Orbital incoming!Orbital strike!Everybody watch out! was probably fighting billy bro bro yo i need help i'm on the ground right here i don't see anyone i hit a car bamboo here bamboo here nice nice nice he's dead he's dead he's dead i need pants please someone pants okay guys let's keep going run run run

You gotta web or something, web or do something.Watch out, watch out.

Hey!Hey Saps, I'm gonna give you his bait real quick.

Oh my god.Alright, kill him, kill him.He's betraying, bro, kill him.Alright, bro.I'm not trying to betray, I'm just giving you no nades.

You know what?You gotta like this.Maybe with a little more TNT than you originally used.

We're flying in the air with Elytras.

No!I'm stuck in a cobweb, I'm cooked!

Oh, actually, I am cooked.Yeah, you got a cobweb, you won't die, bro.

I will?I'm the biggest bird.

Lame in the wood.

Will he hit it?Will he not?Wait, what?Yo, let's go to the end guys.Yo guys, what's the battle strategy to take them down?I feel like we're destroying like historical artifacts by battling in this museum.

Side you're on bro.

You can't just be a coward.

Oh, is he slow falling you?Dang.Oh no.You got caught in the web.Yo Theo, when I get him in the web, can you kill him please?That's how I beat him last time.

Something you seem to have not done.Wrong person.You'll get him next time.

You're such a coward.Well, I'm literally right here.I'm on the ground.Come cart me.Well, I just popped Teo.

This building is becoming non -existent.Sorry, I just had to remove the building real quick.

Get down, bro.Get down!I did no damage, bro.Have fun.

Go for your own, guys.Yo, Flame, I'm going down to the middle.Yo, I'm in a bad spot, yo.

Trying to get me.

Nice try.Kind of getting boring.

Kind of getting boring?You're finally getting bored of just using your orbitals all the time?

I'd just say this fight in particular.Yeah, I'm trying to cart make them on.It's close.

Oh, this fight in particular is boring?

It's lame.You're all going to really They're not even attacking me anymore.Lame?

You wanna talk about lame?

Bro, come attack me.

The whole thing you stand for is lame.

What do I stand for?You gonna keep fighting me, or?Are you gonna keep flying away when I fight you?Well, I mean, my combat, like, I do Elytra.Yeah, that's kinda how I fight people.

Yeah, the way I fight is just like a loser.I fight like a loser.That's what I do.

You hit me off the side of the...This is lame.We'll have a rematch another day.

He just...No way he left, bro.Oh no, you're right here.You just fight me, bro.What are you scared of?You're just gonna keep running away?

Just take a battle with me. I was asking you to take a battle five seconds ago, and you were saying no.

I did what you asked.It's time for you to hold up your end of the deal.

Like I promised, I'll give you a chance.No use to be anymore.Follow me. I'll take you down.Wear every single one of his sixteen pearls on, so you can set him free.

Bit of a stupid formality that I have to have no items in this meeting room when you have full armor.

You know, that's just the way things are.

Oh, a wall.Oh yeah, pretty, pretty low tech.You got any food?You know, I kind of emptied my entire inventory because the meeting room.Yeah.

Yeah.Can I get some?

How high are we?

Much at the surface.

Is this like an alternate exit?So good luck.If you enjoyed this video and you don't want to miss what happens next, consider subscribing.Also, for the full story, check out the other members of the Unstable SMP, who all upload videos on the server just like this one.