I Worked At An Overnight Cafe…

Quesos nuclear bomb sickle.This is the old version.This is the current version, but this has caffeine I don't really want no caffeine right now.So I'm gonna go with the old version caffeine free see caffeine free ski matter of fact No, I'm going to scoops of caffeine two scoops of caffeine And I'm gonna go two scoops.No caffeine.Yeah, don't do caffeine.

It's too late caffeine makes me sleepy more than anything So it's fine There's never been a time in my, I remember one time I drank an energy drink at three o 'clock in the morning because I couldn't go to sleep, and 30 minutes later I was sound asleep.So, it has the exact opposite effect on me.It's crazy.It's actually crazy.I've never understood it.I just get it for the flavor.

I'ma still go two scoops of caffeine though.One scoop, two scoop.You have ADHD?My mom has that, and she tells me I have it too, so.Could be.

Who knows?

and I'm gonna go two scoops of regular.Mmm for feel like a witch brewing a potion feel like a witch brewing a potion cuz that's what I do Now you gotta mix it you gotta get it mixed this right here I'll knock the drawers off of you say the seals with the fiveThat's called air drying that's called air drying on the floor No, there's a whole stack of empty fan mail boxes that caught all of that over here Just soak it right up lock in Bubba fan mail boxes.Not not not open empty empty lock in It's spooky time up in here name of this game is guy in the red helmet with the five name of this game is Arcadia cafe I like a good cafe.Don't you like a good cafe when you walk into like an old school cafe?It's got like this tablecloth on it, like the kind of like plastic tablecloth, plaid tablecloth.

Best Cafe has those games where the, where the, where the, where the, where the, uh, where the tees from golf are sitting and thing, you jump the tees on the golf.I don't know what that game's called, but, uh, I think y 'all know what I'm talking about though.You go in there and say, yes, can I get a catfish plate, ma 'am?Well, sure thing, hon.What else can I get you?Can I get an order of fries with that with some Louisiana hot sauce on my fish?

You sure can, honey.Yo, yo, Menace with the five.W Menace with the five.Thank you, Menace.W Menace.Okay, what else am I doing here?

Okay, right.Pre -fire to sensitivity.Just try it.Let's see what we got.she said we gonna drink some coffee before we go miss lucy goosey with the five and save with the five thank you pre -fired that sensitivity perfect not gonna lie we're gonna drink some coffee what show we watching what is it fatal battle What's this, my journal?Ooh, we gonna snoop through the jar?

There's so many new words in this modeling textbook.

Sometimes I spend more time...Okay, I didn't need to hear that again.Okay, stop.Stop.Fine.

Let's go, let's go get our coffee real quick.Looks kinda backroom -y.Looks a little backroom -y.Turn the voice off?There wasn't no option to, was there?What was that?

what's this okay we got a little closet action going we getting changed is there screen tear oh there is some screen tear on this one there is i will admit we gotta go we gotta go v -sync here we gots to all right let me let me get this coffee before i get late for work where my kitchen at that's the bathroom that's a big old bathroom oh never mind i thought it was way bigger than i thought for a second but i close that back all right cool all right this gotta be the kitchen right here gotta be Yo, this is cozy.I like this, bro.I like the back room's aesthetic.Got some coffee.Put that back.Coffee cup.

Someday the day will come when all the dishes are washed.Today is not the day.

I feel you on that one.

Okay, yeah, looking for a coffee cup.

I have no food in the fridge and nothing will change ever.Cold beer, there's always plenty of that.After work, I'll meet you, Mr. Beer.

Okay, Alina.Yo, Alina, where's the uh, where's your coffee cup at cuz I couldn't grab this right here.Oh, here it is There we goGot some got some bowl and water.Yeah.There we go.

Boom.Oh, now put that you don't want to get no third degree burns.Put that on all the way.Drink that.You drink that without even touching the cup.What are you, a vacuum cleaner?

Is that a remote?F .A.Arcadia.Is that where we work at?Because that's the name of the game.

All right, let's go to work.Chat, we going to work.We're good.We got some coffee in us.We live on oh my goodness.I need an elevator life granny.

How you do?

What did you just call me?No, you saidWhat is this goober doing?Who is that?Look at these idiots.Dad, I want to go home.

I'm cold.Are you out here drinking beer when she's here at the park?What is wrong with you, man?Sitting there drinking beer.I'm working.Who is this goober over here?

All alone, sure, but the ride is mine.She's a sweet ride.Yeah, that's a cool car.Interesting neighborhood we live in, Chad.The later I get home, the less I have to hear that.Maybe I'll work this way.

Maybe this is the way to work.Yo, look at the scenic view, man.

Look at that!scenic view.

Yo, that is a steep hill by the way.

What buzz?

Oh, we'll see in court I'm not a little too tall to meet either one and not as swole.

He's being a little shorter and more swole Ma 'am, is he bothering you?

That's where I work, okay town kind of lit though not gonna lie No, let me just hit one!

Bro, let me hit one, man!

What's up, old man?We're not open here.Why are you loitering?Good evening to you too, I'm Alina.I'm Halima!We spoke on the phone yesterday.

Oh right, you're the girl Ludia sent to me.Anyway, down to business.Grab the stuff from the back and put it on the shelves.Beer goes in the fridge, okay.Come to me when you're done, okay.Why does all the dialogue go by so quick?

It's kind of a vibe.It's like much of a arcade, cafe Arcadia.There's like nothing here.Is this a money, what's that word, where it's not a real place?Laundering.Did I just get myself into something I ain't supposed to?

All right, let's just restock everything.Where do I put these?There's like no shelf space.Oh, there it is.Maybe I can work here.See, a beer goes in the fridge.

Look at me, man.Already employee of the month.Once I'm done, not bad.All that's left is to turn on the sign.Okay.There's a switch in the back.

Once it's on, get ready to welcome guests.Okay, I can do that.What if I have questions for you?

Look, what questions?

Customer comes in, asks for stuff, give it to him.Money in the...Okay.

What if something happens?

Unless it's the cops or the firemen, do not bother me.Yes, sir.Kind of rude, but it's alright.Kind of a rude boss, but it's okay.He said there's a sign, there's a switch in the back?He just sits in his office all night?

i mean i get it i'll probably do that too oh there's the switch customer service mode activated it's this goober fetch me a beer you better watch your mouth talk be like don't you say fetch me a beer fetch me a beer who you think you're talking to what you're gonna sit down here and drink it too you're gonna stand in front of the table because store owner too lazy too cheap to get some chairs that's my money I saw you in this picture.Are you like the number one customer or something?I got you.Here you go.

How do you know me?

I'm so sick of y 'all thinking y 'all can just command me around however y 'all want to beer and snacks.Make it quick top top.Yeah, I Two beers and a pizza?I get a pizza for selling no pizza?Forum, there ain't no pizza here.I'll check the back real quick.

This is not how we serve them.Turn it on.That is disgusting.Is it done?Seven seconds?The slimiest business owner ever.

This dude orders a frozen pizza, cuts it piece by piece, and we sell it slice by slice.Bro, this is a red bear in here.Been hot, fresh pizza.Just killed the pizza out back and brought it in and cooked it.There you go.What else did he say?

Two beers, okay.Hey, you need to watch your mouth talking.Where did they dig you up?They're not gonna be able to dig you up.Cause they ain't never gonna find your body.You talk me crazy like that and I'm lost your mind.

Where'd they dig you up?Why is everybody so rude?This job sucks.Snacks, two packs.Bro, is there not like a hello, hi?The only customer that's been good so far was her.

Snack, thank you.Look at this goober.Hello, a pack of prisma cigs, please.See, the one guy I make fun of was the most polite so far.I am such a loser.I got you, sir.

There you are.Thanks.I'm glad to see some new faces in Arcadia.Can't say I feel the same.Have a good evening.Hey, big dog, you've been loitering.

You need to get up out of here.Like, the boss couldn't even put no chairs in here.Howdy, partner.You have a missed call.Nobody called me.

You didn't even order anything, you goober!

You're about to get trespassed from here.You done lost your mind.Where'd my radio go?Turn that back on.Scoober bag.I'm about to fetch you a knuckle sandwich right across your forehead.

You talk about fetch, I ain't the scooper.There's a gasoline.is a dog there's a secret cd by the drink machine i switched those cigarettes all right shift's over here's your money you earned it clean up the trash turn off the sign and head home i'll see you tomorrow same time thanks one question is it always this full of weirdosThe place is undoubtedly unbiasedly full of weirdos.Don't talk nonsense.All your customers are weirdos besides her and the one other guy.

You know what I mean?Why is there tables but no chairs?I have no idea.I can already tell this boss does not want to spend money on anything.These goobers literally come in here, get a beer and some food, and just like stay in here and just, bro, just go home at that point.And this thing drinking beer.

So I picked up a beer can and get to feeling like Superman.Are they all weird here yet?Oh, I wasn't aware it was gonna be, uh...I wasn't aware it was gonna be abominably creepy on the way home.I -I should have known, chat.Perhaps I should have known.

Flashlight?

This place gives me the creeps.

I need to get home.Or in other words...You're all about to pass out!

Why are you hungry, Ollie?

I just finished my shift at the cafe.Do you remember me?

To remember one must forget, to forget one must know.That was very powerful what you just said.You have a good night.Xue was home.the whistling guy chat that was literally the whistling guy from the store what on this planet earth was that yo chat we need to invest in a bicycle or something a bicycle delivery service is there somebody standing up here who is that yo chat not only do i not want to work at this job no more i don't even want to live in this no more okay is this the trick we got who's this it's the dude with the iris eye collectible So I think if you stay in the dark too long, she literally dies and you kind of got to like reach off.the street lamps.

It's pretty much what I'm, what I'm getting here.It did not feel like this far of a walk.When we first left, we made it home.We're uh, we're back home chat.Do not worry.No more.

Just get home chat.We made it back home.Lights are still on.what a total circus but hey still better than where i used to work i'll drop the cash to the money pig and grab a beer immediately get home drinking okay where we keep our money pig at i thought people call it apiggy bank, not a money pig.Bedroom?

Which one is our bedroom?Can't open that door.Oh, I can't open no door.Can't catch a vibe, I just got off Word.Halima got in the fridge as beer.

I need to put the cash in the jar, I can finally rest.

Where is the money jar?Is it on my desk?So this is what Halima grew up and started doing, huh?She changed her name from Halima to Alina.Because nobody liked her.Because of the, are you smarter than a fifth grader?

CD in the kitchen trash can, I bet.

Time for work already, I thought I could catch a couple hours of sleep.

You didn't go to sleep, Halima!

Brew some coffee and splash some water on my face.

Halima, you never went to bed!Why did you not go to bed?You stayed up all night reading, of all things.I understand if it was a video game, but you stayed up reading?that is absolutely disgusting by the way some coffee somebody said there was a cd in the let's get some coffee going there we go get some coffee going coffee keep it going how do i put this in here oh i did a double shot people was doing i'm ready to head to work believe we don't get stalked again be reading a fan fiction a whatHere's this old lady that called me a name yesterday No, you can't go home kid cuz your dad's just drank and broad daylight at the park with you out here He brought his buddy this time.

Was this like this yesterday chat?This wasn't like this yesterday.What is what is this?I guess they did some overnight construction work or somethingBro, what happened to your new car, man?Oh, man!

It's messed up!And they blew his car up.Golly, who did that?Have a good day.That's terrible.Bro ain't even done paying a note on that thing yet.

Street performer?Oh.

I thought this was somebody standing on a stage.It's a doctor in front of a body bag.Oh.The homeless guy with the phone died last night, it appears.That happened right, that must have happened right after I saw him.So there was somebody out killing people last night as I was outside.

There's a dead man laying over here and y 'all are over here laughing, flirting.That's good, Goober.Fellers doing?Hey, you lucky, buddy, because I don't know why.I'm just in a bad mood.I'm going to push that ladder over.

Bro get hurt, too.That's a tall ladder.Bro would get hurt for real.Oh, you brought you a buddy out here with you today, huh?Chad, if last shift was bad, you already know today's is gonna be even worse.

Still plenty of work left, no rush.So let's grab a beer and get back at it tomorrow.

What are y 'all doing?How many people are at the slots?Oh my goodness, bro!The block's gone dark, so I managed to score a generator, fire it up, and hustle over here.Excuse me?You could've just said you ain't gotta come to work today.

The whole power went out, and you're telling me I still gotta work?You got a generator.Dog!You could've just said A!we're closing tonight.See you tomorrow.

Oh, darn.It doesn't work, boss.Darn, boss.It doesn't look like the generator works.Shucks.It's like a vibe up in here, though.

Let me tell you, channel, good job.

I put goods where it belongs.Yeah, yeah.Not what you paid me about it, man.Not a way.

Yeah, we know you'll be in your office.We know.And that gets me through my shift here is that music.We ain't got no beer.Oh, that's the generator, that's the vibe right there.I can't do that right now.

What do you mean?We don't have any beer to stop.Oh, it's in the fridge.Well, let's open up.That is a, that is a vibe right there.I tell you, a vibe.

It could be better though.

Yes, ma 'am.

Beer and snacks?No two beers today?Okay.Two beers and snack.All right.Two of them things, huh?

And some snack action.There you go.Have a good one.You're not drinking the beer correctly.You're holding it like a karambit knife.That's not how you drink beer.

Wait, do you intake the beer through your eyes?What's going on with this part of the song?

A beer, snacks, and pizza.

All right, I got you.Beer made with the TNW mate.I'm gonna get your pizza.It's coming up fresh.We make them fresh in store here.Homemade dough and everything.

It's like I let Kenny get in the booth.Alright partner, you have a good night.Don't you go that mess with her now!Alright.Got my eye on you, buster.

You don't have mercy!

If you'd have been playing on the Celtics, they might have not got first -rounded.Golly!You every bit of seven foot two.Like you are actually like seven foot tall.This ain't no dude that's like six foot eight, six foot 10.This dude's like legitimately seven foot tall.

Cheese with the 10.I'm tweaking.I'm not tweaking, right?I'm not tweaking.A with the five.What's your third friend at?

Four beers, Prisma cigarettes, and two snacks.Four beers, all right.I said smoking stunted his growth fast.But the thing is he, he went back down to regular high, like before he even started smoking cigarettes.And what else?Hold up.

Thank you so much.Y 'all ain't gonna stick around.All right.Wait a minute, you're on the wall of fame here!

Pack of seeds and snacks.

Chat, this dude's on the wall of fame, look!Let's change up the vibe in here.There we go!What'd you say?

What do you mean I'm a goldfish?

Arcadia Cafe, who is this?On the wall of fame, you out here messing around.Give me a beer and pizza now, dude, I swearYou have a good night, too

Oh!

Got me again, big dog!Lord!Three beers, two snack, three pizza.Two snacks, three beer.Bro, we're about out of beers, boss!Three beers.

We ain't got enough inventory for all this.Chat, we ain't got the inventory, man!Pizza number one going in.These songs just ain't as much of a vibe as that one is.Best friend just called me a nerd for watching you.Boy, you tell him that he's the most pathetic human being that ever lived.

That you even being his friend is more than he deserves.Buddy, you can't - wait a minute!Arcadian Cafe, man!

Don't turn around!

Good one, buddy.Good one.Don't you ever come back in here again.You sit there eating it before you even get it.

Bro, no.

I don't think we're surviving.Close that door.Now, this is one of the customers that was actually polite yesterday.How can I help you?Good to see you again back at Prisma.I sure can.

See, only W customer besides him and that other lady.

You have a great knife.Are you all right?You look very exhausted.

Ah, I'm good.It's been a tough shift.Nice to see you.

Hey big dog, you've been in here for about three and a half hours.It's time to go.

What's that on the floor?

Is it Halloween?

Is it Halloween?Does it look like Halloween to y 'all?There's somebody walking around in the back.I'm dead serious, I do.Wait a minute, old man.You should have been dead.

You died last night.Wait a minute.Wait a minute, old man.Hey, give me two beers and smoke.Sir, I need to toast my 10th escape from the hospital.Sir, you were in a body bag.

Goodness, we're down to one beer.We're down to one beer.You don't do anything do you like you actually don't do anything like literally nothing at all like nothing like Absolutely nothing at all like do something he pays you at least yeah But like have a little bit of respect do I gotta mop that spot up or no?Let's turn the generator off and head home making it home GG chat.We ain't making it home The last beer I should have who was that who is that want to see a what of what the tall man?There's construction there's construction

so I can't take the regular, oh, this is the worst walk back home ever.Not again, no, no, no, no, not again.I need a CD though, let me grab that.What?Let me get out of here.You have to be kidding me.

Can't be serious right now.Cannot be serious.Oh my goodness, somebody killed him.

Oh, there's a hero.Oh, it's the nice guy.

Thank you, sir.Yeah.

Bruh.Yo, chill out now!You walkin' look!

Thanks!Feels like you're the only normal guy left!

Feels like that was a passerby.See you soon, Alina.Wait, what do you mean, see you soon?Halima?What do you mean see you soon?You ain't gonna see me soon He's a creep too.

You think maybe he knows the passcode that somebody's trying to put in the passcode Dude, this is bad.The game, all they got hit with ass.It is getting to a good spot.Should I wait on them?I wonder who wrote the note.Chat, imagine a plot twist here.

Chat, imagine a plot twist.The creepy guy is trying to warn me that the nice guy is trying to kill me.Plot twist of the century.Hear me out.The creepy guy is trying to warn us that the nice guy is trying to kill us.Chat, should I wait on them?

It's a minute and 30 seconds.It's getting to a good part.We can wait on them, chat.Have some compassion.Some compassion, chat.Look, it ain't nothing but a minute and 10 seconds left.

And when they get back, we'll brag about how we waited on them.Holding a number one through five behind my back, guess which one it is?Gotta be three.Gotta be three.If somebody ever asks me,I'm holding a number between one and five behind my back.

The best answer is three.It was three.Hey, I told you.They're back in 10 seconds.They're back in eight seconds.Now everybody tell them, everybody tell them that I was, okay.

Y 'all are back.You're welcome.I literally paused the game and waited on y 'all.You're welcome.And in case you missed it, when you got hit with an ad, somebody knocked on our door and it slid this note under the door and it says, he's after you.So we're theorizing maybe the creepy guy is somehow trying to warn us the nice guy, but maybe we're reaching there.

Save the seals with the tin.Oh, wait, I can't take a bath?I thought that was what we were doing.

The line is dead.Okay, so now we can take a bath.

All right, double lock.Cheeky .com, get you some of Queso's Kokomo.right bro the nice guy that was a good one that actually was good no joke i mess with that