I Worked Night Shift At A Pawn Shop

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I've played all this devs game. They've all been good. No joke. This should be a guaranteed bop right here. Lucky finds pawn shop. Buy, sell, trade, loan. Y'all ever been to a pawn shop? I ain't never, oh, that's cinema.

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Oh. Oh Oh that straight cinema intro Just got back did he beat the SCP game? Yes, I did. I Just beat it a second ago lock in name of this game is the pawn shop this devs got some bangers 012 AM which means it's 12 12 AM. First week on the job.

Job you say? We workin' all night? Here goes the bus. It won't come back till 6 AM so I can't leave even if I finish my shift early. Man, that sucks. Why can't I leave early? I still don't understand why a pawn shop needs to be open all night. That's actually what I was about to say.

Why does a pawn shop need to be open all night? Oh my goodness, I immediately recognized the layout of this building. Pizza with the five. Well I gotta go talk to the daytime employee now. I'm late and he's not gonna like that. We're late on our first day. Wow we're in the middle of nowhere. Chat I know the entire layout of this building by the way. I really do. Wow, we got the straight guns on the wall at the pawn shop, huh?

We sell everything up in here. Drum set?! Oh, Lord! Yo, what's good, big dog? My bad for being late, for real. Hey there. Hello, how you doing?

The name's Dan, W. Dan. He's a good guy. You're a bit late, but that's all right. Thank you for understanding, Dan. I really appreciate that, man. Yeah, sorry understanding Dan. I really appreciate that man

It's my first day on a job. I could barely find this place

W excuse for real

You seem a little too happy for a guy who has to stay here all day

I'm just happy. We got a new member in the family Uh oh, this is giving cult vibes already. Uh oh. New member in the family? What you mean, buddy? Well, I gotta head out now. You know what to do, but I don't. I just started working here. If you have any questions, call me and I'll do my best. Okay, Dan.

Just make sure the Cinderfall killer doesn't get ya. The who? That's what I said. The who? The Cinderfall Killer, you know. It's a guy in a yellow shirt who pretends to be an employee and kills night shift workers on their first day on the job. You just described yourself, Dan.

Miss Lucy Goosey with the five. Dan, I fear you just described yourself.

Buddy.

Ha!

Got ya! Oh, okay. Good one, Dan.

You should have seen the look on your face. Oh, cool. Well, I won't bother you any longer. I'm going to go get my stuff. You should have seen the look on your face. Hehehehehehe. Oh cool. Hehehehehehe. Well, I won't bother you any longer. I'll see you tomorrow.

Or will I? You might not. Okay, I'm sorry. Bye for real. So what I'm about to do is I'm about to go full nerd mode and describe to you every aspect of this building from my sheer memory.

Are you ready? Lock in. Directly ahead of us behind this wall right here is a door that leads to a bathroom. To the left right here there's gonna be a couch and a table with a TV on it and a trash can in the corner. What's wrong with that dude? Anyway time to start my shift I guess. Bathroom directly behind this wall over here to

the left there's gonna be a couch and a TV couch TV bathroom is in here you just gotta believe me I can't open the door now I can even describe to you the downstairs area of this building can I go down here no I gotta wait for customers man all right time to wait for customers man. Alright, time to wait for customers. Real ones remember the poop killer game where somebody went in this room and took a dump

and we got a shotgun and blew his head smooth off. Y'all remember that? What did I expect? Ain't no one coming to a pawn shop this late. Are you complaining? We ain't gotta do coming to a pawn shop this late. Are you complaining? We ain't got to do nothing buddy. Relax. I

Guess I'm supposed to sweep the floor now get the place ready for the morning Bros over here complaining cuz we ain't got to do no work. What you complaining about, bro? Where's the broom at in this establishment? Oh, there it is sweep the floors Am I tripping or is this carpet we sweeping up carpet I mean, I guess that the carpets thin enough you could you could sweep the carpet, but I don't know All right got that done dude, can I play them drones while I'm here by myself and we're gonna see none

Got it Yo, speaking of poop killer 6 116 needs to release another poop killer bruh. Poop killer flush or die was like the best piece of media ever. Alright. All right, floors are almost all swept it looks like. Clean, return the broom, will do. There we go.

Go to the counter and wait for customers. I don't know why we wait, ain't no customers gonna pull up. Who's gonna be like, oh man, that was very tiring. Buddy, you are soft. You're tired from sweeping like five spots on a floor. I fear you ain't gonna make it. I think I deserve a break after all that while I wait for customers. Hey, you know what?

You're right. Not like anyone's going to show up anyway. Bro going to take a nap. Act like he did some. 1am. GG.

So this will be my life now. At least give me a chair. Why do I have to stand here all night? Nah, who am I to complain? It's money for literally doing nothing. Exactly, so I wish you'd shut your mouth up, crying. Over here crying about free money. This is the easiest job ever.

You over here complaining about a chair, there's a rolling chair right down the hall. Just slide it over here. Wait a minute, someone's coming. Okay, I need to get ready. Bro, we could literally slide the rolling chair over here.

It's not a big deal. This would be the most chill job ever you have nothing to complain about this is this what oh my goodness I do back when I was working I would kill for a job like this oh I'd be so happy showing up every night bruh just by yourself in a quiet shop alone how you doing sir, can I get you something? Mmm, oh VCR, huh? Best I can do is about 35 cents not gonna lie people really ain't you know Nowadays man people don't really want these no more. You know what I mean?

Best I can do is about 15 cents be real with you Welcome to lucky finds pawn shop. how can I help you today? Hello, I would like to pawn this VHS player please. It's left over from a garage sale that I did. Not too old or damaged. Not too old, buddy, these things are like 25-30 years old by default, what you talking about? I brought my own tape with it too in case you want to test it. What will you give me for it?

Interesting.

$60? I mean, I don't really have any reason to refuse it. I'm going to eBay and looking up the VCR price. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no, oh, no, I pulled up eBay. I immediately see a VCR for $19. $47, $40, $23.

I see one. I see a Toshiba VCR for $8 on eBay. And this dude wants to pawn this for 60 bucks? There's no way.

Oh, you're right.

We have a budget of $150.

Look.

No, I'm not. Oh, no, no, no. I only have a budget of 160, 150 bucks. I'm not pawning your VCR for $60, dog. You can go to eBay and literally get one for $20 or less. I'm sorry, dude, I ain't trying to be rude or nothing,

but that is actually wild, sir. Nah, I can't do it. That's crazy. I don't think we can take this in, sorry. It's too damaged and old. It's not gonna have any resale value.

Aw, man, you really can't give me anything?

Naw, I'm sorry.

I mean, I could've given him five bucks. Okay, guess it's going in the trash then.

Thanks.

No problem. Have a good night. Like $60 is like The Last of Us part one on Steam you have lost your mind Like are you kidding me? What a rude customer or not he actually wasn't rude at all he He was actually, I felt bad turning him down, but dog, I only have $150 budget on the day and you want $60?

That is insanity. There is no way I can take a VCR for $60. I don't know when a VCR was ever $60, except for when they were like full, like in the market. Okay, so that's done. I should take a break. Bro, this dude's all about his breaks.

But before that, I'm a bit confused about the budget thing I saw on the register. Maybe I should call Dan and see if I did something wrong. Oh, we got a phone off rip. Oh, that's a Nokia. One customer and a break, fax. Hey new guy, what's up? Uh, hello Dan.

Sorry if I woke you up. Aw, no problem. I wanted to ask about the budget thing that I saw on the register. I don't know if I'm doing anything wrong. I got my first customer just now and he gave me something that looked to me like it was

worth around $60. But this is almost half of the budget so I just wanted to ask if that would be too much money to give away. Oh well it depends on the item the customer was pawning in. Wait so he... You're not supposed to be working here then.

You thought it was worth $60? You're gonna cost this business all their money. Our shop isn't in the best financial state right now, so the owner set a limit on how much we could spend on new items every day. It's your job to correctly set the prices of everything so that the shop actually profits. When imagine they let me type the prices in.

Yo.

New simulator game idea. Yo New

simulator game idea pawn shop simulator except make it good and Make it to where you can like beat people up and fight people and stuff Except make it good? Yeah. Only accept items that could have real resale value for the price you're offering. It's very important to know what you're spending the budget on and how useful it's going to be.

So I did a good job. I did a good job on that. I don't think that was useful to us at all 60 for a VHS player for example isn't a bad price if the player's in good shape Dan you're stupid you're stupid Dan you're dumb go to ebay you can really get one on ebay for eight bucks Toshiba what do you mean yo let me run this business who's the boss give me the keys are you kidding $60 not like the, you know, the VCR TV combo thing.

I pay 60 bucks for that. 60 bucks for man, you done lost your mind up in here. What you talking about, man? It's probably the year 2000. Dog, there's DVDs on the shelves, it's not 2000. What do you mean, dude, it's probably 1995? There's DVDs on the shelf to the left! That's what I needed to hear to calm down.

Thanks.

No, that's the opposite of calming down. You're welcome. Bye. I like Dan.

Dan's cool. 2 AM. I just said happy birthday to your girlfriend, Ray Ray, 10 minutes ago.

Now I'm going to say it again.

Happy birthday to your girlfriend, Ray Ray, 10 minutes ago. I'm going to say it again.

Happy birthday to your girlfriend, girlfriend Ray Ray 10 minutes ago. Now I'm gonna say it again. Happy birthday Ray Ray. What? Oh my god. What?

Dude that came out of nowhere what? I just hit someone. Yo W viewer bro is it work? I take back everything negative I said about the main character. This dude's goaded. This dude is at work watching a KSO stream, which proves that is it at minimum what year was that video from. That looks about 2025 at least.

I don't say happy happy birthday to you Yo, w-dabs, that's funny bro

Well, this guy's really funny now I understand why so many people watch him yo W man's bruh Oh

Man it's what I'm talking about. We all here straight chillin I'm getting kind of hungry. Maybe I should get something from the vending machine outside. We got a vending machine But I didn't bring any money with me I'll just take some from the register. Who's gonna know?

Who?

I don't know about that, bruh. Okay, so now we're in danger! I know the business is failing, but it can't be that bad. We should've just ran. Never run, though, because then we're going to jail. Alright, ma'am, I'm gonna take you to the hospital. Are you okay?

Epic sloth with the five. All right, ma'am, I'm taking you to the... Who called? Okay, quit crying, please. Is that in that game? Hello, who is this? We're really about to take some money from the register and use it to go get some food from outside? Bro, we're gonna get fired on our first date. Are you kidding me? $40? Did you just take $40 from the register? Dude! Oh, we're so fired. Oh, it going to want nothing from this vending machine. Yeah we wasted our time coming out here.

Are you kidding me? Are you dead serious? Why do we have an all organic, all natural vending machine? Dog, are you kidding me? We're selling salads out of a vending machine. Slot bowl vending machine. Yo, facts, cheese, beef, burrito.

That's all I see when I see somebody get like a bowl from Subway. Me and my buddies literally call it a slot bowl. When me and like a bowl from Subway, me and my buddies literally call it a slop bowl. When me and my buddies go to Subway, my friend Link gets a bowl with like a bunch of stuff in it and every time we order, my other friend's like, yo Link, you want your slop bowl? He's like, yeah. That is the best word to describe it. Did that take $40 to get that?

We are so fired, it's not even funny. We just took 40 bucks from the cash register to get something to eat. Where the queso stream at? Man. I just heard something. Oh my... What are you doing, sir? Whoa, old man, you scared me.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to. You didn't mean to, huh? Sure. I was just trying to buy one of those guitars over there as a birthday gift for my grandson. Your grandson can't play guitar. Why so late? Oh, I just got here from a long road trip. This is the first place I went to. So how much those guitars cost? $20. So you mean to tell me

with a straight face that we're selling guitars for $20 but we were going to buy a VHS player for $60 are you kidding me do you understand how expensive guitars are guitars are so expensive we're selling $20 guitars and we were gonna spend 60 on a VCR. We need to be fired now. No wonder the business is struggling for money. The employees are stealing money and we're not making no money because we're selling guitars for 20 bucks. So if that's the case you could come in here and trade in three guitars for a VCR. You couldn't even buy a Guitar Hero guitar

for 20 bucks. Like what? I don't even know if you can get a big Mac meal for 20 bucks nowadays. The lost yo mind. No one in this business ain't making no money.

We're stealing it and we're just giving stuff away. Might as well just give it away.

Great, I'd like to buy one please. Sure, dude, just take it. Not gonna lie, you burn more gas just getting here. Just take the guitar. Lord have mercy. $20 guitar.

Here you go, sir.

Thanks. Here's go sir. Thanks, here's the money. We got half back what it costs us to get food out of the vending machine earlier. We're almost, we're almost even baby. Have a great night. Make sure to close the door on the way out. Have a good one sir. That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable.

Who was the store owner and why did he hire us?

I said close that door on the way out! Yo!

What part of close the door on the way out do you not understand?

That was weird I

Notice that the windows aren't exactly the best shape

Maybe I should clean those up since I'm actually getting some customers Are we not gonna eat that food? We got a vending machine. We spent bucks on it it's just sitting here.

Wow what a waste. So that wasn't the guy walking around earlier? I just heard footsteps again. Hello?

Gigi?

It's a salad, it's not like temperature matters. Temperature does matter in a salad. Warm salads are nasty. Cold salads are good. What are you talking about? Temperature does matter on a salad.

Why would you want to eat a room temperature salad that's gross? gross. The best way you can eat a salad is when the lettuce and the vegetables are cold, but you got some hot chicken in it. That's the best way to do it. You don't want a fully lukewarm salad. That's nasty. It's a salad, so it's not like temperature matters.

I know you ain't never ate one. You just outed yourself, Bubba. Why do you think you put cold dressing on it? A lukewarm salad, that's like nasty return to sponge ironic bro I can guarantee you I've ate more salads than you I've been a salad eating dude in my life I've ate some salads buddy I like me a good I like me a good grilled chicken salad. A salad with lettuce, grilled chicken in it,

some spinach, banana peppers, onions, with some either ranch or Italian dressing hits. I'm sorry. And throw some croutons in it too. And throw some bacon bits in it, and also throw some little chopped up pieces of ham in it.

Not gonna lie, that's good. I'm doing stuff they didn't even ask me to do. They better be grateful. Big dog, you stole $40 from the cash register. What do you mean be grateful? You're stealing money. Time to wait for more customers I guess.

3am.

No tomatoes?

Yeah I ain't getting no tomato. Uh uh.

Nope.

Best salad, lettuce, and you don't want lettuce with the crunchy, like the hard pieces of lettuce, that's disgusting, it makes me want to puke. Every time I get a Subway sandwich, I have to go through and pick off like the hard chunks of lettuce because it's actually disgusting. The best lettuce is those little thin small strips in a salad, put stemless spinach in it, I don't like the stems on the spinach. Get spinach without the stems in it.

And you're good on greens right there. Straight up. I don't like the stems. I don't like the stems on the spinach, bro. No joke. Spinach tastes like soap? No, you're thinking of cilantro. Cilantro tastes like dish liquid.

Spinach is good. One of the best things you can cook in eggs is spinach. You want to get your greens in but you don't like greens? Bro, make scrambled eggs with spinach. You want to get your greens in but you don't like greens? Bro, make scrambled eggs with spinach. No joke. I never imagined the night shift to be so boring. Here you go complaining again, buddy. I keep hearing strange noises too. This place is making me

go insane. Yeah, I've been hearing them noises, dog. I keep hearing like noises too. This place is making me go insane Yeah, i've been hearing them noises dog. Keep hearing like footsteps. We're about to get jump scared because I can't move my mouth Lord what now? The power box is outside on the back wall You got to be kidding me At least we got a decent flashlight. The back door is broken. So they locked it with a padlock. Do we have the padlock key? Like, hello? Wow, there doesn't seem to be a key for this anywhere either.

What am I supposed to do if a robber breaks in or something? I guess we just die at that point. I don't know. Like we can't go out the back door. So we have to go around back from the front to turn the lights back on. Yep, we're totally not going to get killed here, huh?

We ain't had hardly no customers tonight either what two customers GG My bad My fault Thank you for the bless you. Thank you All right, let's get this power fixed and get back inside everything gonna be I as long as we don't get jump-scared back here This is good set up for a jump-scare I just heard something Russell.

I'm watching you. We should have took his VCR. He's watching us now. Run back to the counter. I can't run. This is as fast as I can go.

Unrealistic game. Somebody was just peeking around the corner. Who was that? Somebody was just peeking the corner, dawg. Oh, nah, get in here and close this door now. You got me messed up, I fear. Clip it. Y'all didn't see it? Look, there was somebody, there was I still got it in slow-mo. Look.

I'm still going to be able to get it. I still got it in slow-mo.

Look.

For a jump skip. I just heard something rustle.

It's VCR.

He's watching us now. Run back to the counter. I can't run. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Unrealistic game. Right there, somebody's peeking around the corner.

You'll be able to notice it when they move watch See just disappeared look at the screen right now Now look there's something there and watch it move gone somebody was peeking it I peeped and I told y'all I Told y'all Yo, I appreciate that bird glad you're still here bird W burr for real appreciate you bird. Thank you, man Hope you get better soon to appreciate you up bird. Thank you

W w pure or burr W burr for real. Thank you, man How'd you see that I got them peepers on me Bubba I Got them peepers on me Show do Lord have mercy, Dan. What are you doing here? You're one of those guys who has absolutely nothing to do so you just hang around at your

job when you're not at work. That's so pathetic.

Boo, ha ha.

Yeah, real funny, Dan. That was awesome. No, it wasn't. Nobody's laughing Dan. Yo, six shooter with the 25 gifted W six shooter with the 25 gifted. Thank you. Appreciate you. Six shooter for real with the 25 W six shooter. Thank you. You should have seen the look on your face. You already said that once, Dan. I've been working here like 30 minutes and you done jump scared me twice.

Why?

It was you?

Yeah, all of it was me. Oh, so you cut the power off and left the note? You know what? That makes me feel better. Because now I know I'm not getting hunted by a killer at least that was not cool man get out of here before I call the police okay I promise I'm done for tonight And you're going to leave the door standing wide open?

I knew that guy was up to something. I'm going to talk to the owner about him and get him fired. Oh should we talk to the owner too about you stealing $40 from the cash register to spend it on the vending machine outside? Let's talk to him about that too, buddy. Like let's be real, both of y'all need fired.

Go to the counter and wait for customers. And not only did you steal $40 from the cash register and spend it on the vending machine It's just been sitting here not haven't even you haven't even eaten it So just stole the money for nothing. You might as well to put it in your pocket You know, we do know if something pops off though, we got a gun with some ammo right there. Look like a customers coming How you doing sir, welcome to the uh, lucky finds pawn shop I think what can I do for you? Who a camera who hold up now, I don't know if I got the budget for that.

Welcome to Lucky Fine's Pawn Shop. How can I help you? Sorry to bother you so late, but I'd like to pawn this video camera. I heard it might be worth a lot. Okay, depends on the quality. Does it work right? I checked. everything works fine. How old is it? Is it used?

I've had it for three years, didn't use it too much. I believe I can get around $70-$80 for it. What do you think? The best I can do is $70, I'm not sure if it's worth it. I think this might be worth. I think we're low key scamming him. If we're being real, we're honestly low key

scamming him.

Yeah. scamming him yeah

we have a $150 budget so looks good to me would you take 70 for it? yeah I guess what you mean you guess you gonna take 70 for it? give me that what you talking about you gonna take 70 for it

hold on I'm gonna get you money in a minute you guess you gonna take 70 no you gonna take 70 for it. Hold on, I'm gonna get you money in a minute. You guess you gonna take 70. No, you gonna take 70. What you talking about you guess? You ain't got no option, Bubba. Where I put this thing at?

I guess. Where do I put this at? On the display shelf, which one? I passed it, did I for real Chat bro said he guess he gonna take 70 All right, sir

Let me get you 70 bucks real quick Here's your money. Thanks Please close the door on your way out You hear me close the door on your way out. You hear me? Close the door on your way out. Please. We've had problems with that. And the power went out again. I can't what are they not hearing me? He said he would leave me alone this time it's probably not him this time it's probably

an actual serial killer. GG. serial killer GG I'll get the power back on then I'll actually call the police on them Lord have mercy it's not gonna be damn this time it's gonna be an actual serial killer we're so cooked we are so cooked

yeah GG cooked

all gg call the cop now you know why i didn't call the cop first we got a cell phone it's a nokia too go back to the counter and call 911. Something's telling me we're not going to make it there. This is not good.

At all.

I see somebody walking out there.

Who is that oh no you can't sprint or nothing

run you can't I'm hitting shift you can't run Are we selling toilet paper? At a pawn shop?

That's crazy.

911, what's your emergency? Hey, I'm currently on the night shift at Lucky Fine's pawn shop. And this guy, the daytime employee that I replaced, is pulling pranks on me. Dog, you cannot call in and say this. Are you dumb? He cut the power to the building multiple times and threatened me as a joke, but I'm beginning to think that he wasn't joking. We don't even know that it was him the second time.

What are you doing, man? I asked him to leave but he's still lurking around. We don't know that it's him Can you send someone to get this guy out of here no problem a unit's been sent to your address. Thanks You shouldn't have done that

What

Loki right though. We shouldn't have done that for I am we only got two more hours of the shift left. We're good police here

Okay move

Howdy officer. Can I interest you in a VCR? Did you find him, officer? I searched the entire forest around the building, but I couldn't find anyone. Of course he couldn't. Of course.

Looks like whoever was bothering you has left. You'll be safe for the rest of the night. You know what'll even make me more safe? If you just park outside and chill in your car the rest of the night, just in case. You know what I mean? Because I'm kind of scared. If I see him again, call us and we'll come in no time. Thanks for the help. Can you close that door behind you, officer? What are the odds you can close that door behind you? No? Tanya, now.

We said the red paper, thank you.

I'll go close the door. Lord have mercy. Finally he left me alone. Now I can finish my shift in peace. You think so? I guess we ate the food that was there because it's gone now. Looks like a customer's coming.

Uh oh.

Lock in. We gotta make us a good deal here. We gotta make us a good deal here, chat. How you doing, sir? Welcome to the Lucky Findines Pawn Shop. How can I help you? Uh-huh.

Welcome to Lucky Fines Pawn Shop. How can I help you? Hello, I want to pawn this handsaw. Dude, you're getting maximum two bucks. I'm not gonna lie, that ain't worth nothing, dog. Thanks, sir, but we have enough tools and storage. No, this is not like other tools.

It can cut through solid metal. Solid metal locks with ease. My grandfather made it around 70 years ago, but it looks brand new. Okay. You want to know what the most disgusting part about this is? Is that I'm going to do it because he specifically said it can cut through locks Which means if I do this I can use it later to escape from a potential killer So I have to do it

$50 that's way too much for a handsaw. The best I can give you is 10 fags. I can offer it to you for $30, but that's my final offer.

$20.

What do you think? Got to. Literally got to. It's definitely going to save our life later. 100% it will. Fine, I'll take it.

Great, this is for your own good. What you mean by that, sir? I'll just put this by the back door for now. I'm too tired to set it up for display. See, we're gonna have to use it. We're gonna get chased by a killer.

We're gonna use it to cut the lock off. Imagine we bought the VCR and that other thing. Would we have enough money for this? I don't think we would. Here's your money. Make sure to close the door on the way out.

Hey, big dog, make sure you close that door on your way out. All right. Appreciate it. Thanks. You won't regret this. All right.

Make sure you close the door.

Okay.

The door! Make sure you close it when you walk out! It's absolutely unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Am I just talking in the thin air

I'm finally getting closer to finishing my shift. I need to tidy up the shelves before I leave Lord have mercy Yo, hold up

Look like you got some blood action All Alright, what else needs to be put up? Hammer, boom, flare gun, boom. What else? Make sure everything is all good. Oh, flashlight, boom. Anything else need put up?

There was a guitar? Oh yeah, a guitar.

Boom.

Yo, W game for this game, cool. Does Dan do anything around here? Why do I have to clean the entire building myself? Okay, that I can agree with. At least it's fully clean now I can just rest until my shift is over you all about some rest and ain't you you've been resting the whole night we had what three four customers I'm so exhausted and sleepy. Case, do you like green tea?

Yeah, I like Lipton green tea. Lipton green tea is really good. I don't know if you can consider that like real green tea, but what's happening?

Bro.

Oh, Lord. Bro. Oh Lord, how you gonna fall asleep with all this stuff that's been going on? You probably woke up and it's like 9am. Is that Dan? This a dream. This has got to be a dream.

Hello?

Do you want to play a little game? Bro, you ain't Jigsaw, shut up. Yo, there's somebody standing outside! There's a silhouette of a person standing outside!

Look!

Directly above where I'm pointing, there's somebody standing out in the road, look at

that!

Oh, nah. This has to be a dream. No way. No way. Dan's just dead. Who is this? I'm the one you called the police on. Rather an interesting turn of events, right? Did you do this? You thought it was Dan this whole time?

You should have seen the look on his face when he saw me. I should have took that VCR. This dude was mad that I didn't take the VCR and he came back to just kill me. Dan was telling you how to be resourceful. Were you resourceful? I don't know.

He's walking up. That's the guy that sold me the saw.

I'm gonna give you five seconds to escape. AHH! CUT HIM IN HALF WITH IT! Cut him in half with it!

Gets T-boned by a car. Oh, we're out of there! He's chasing us. We got the good ending. Why would he do that though? Bro came in, Dan's dead. See now I bet bro feels so bad for calling the cops on Dan.

All Dan was doing was pulling pranks on us and stuff. Dan did not deserve that dude That was a good game not gonna lie. That was good. I Bet if we didn't pick up the saw Bro would have came in and killed us with the saw so us going on that whole spill about the VCR at the start Of the game

Actually saved our life. No joke. W game, great stream. Chad, I love y'all, man. Hey, sorry about the crash earlier, but at least we made it through a whole stream, minus the crash, but still.

Hey, great stream, Chad. I love y'all, man. Hey, appreciates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Pre-set all the gifted subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course, I'm pre-setting y'all for this hanging out.

Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. I love it, all right? I love it, all right? Peace out, y'all.